The ICBM variation is very risky due to how overextended your queen becomes. It may very well result in mutually assured destruction for the queens, which is the real reason why it's called the intercontinental ballistic missile variation.
@@TrionerExpeliozias nah, I don't believe it happened this way, he could literally just take the specific part that vibrates out then put it in his pocket or tape it to his leg lol.
You only lost your queen you should have seen when I hit catspurrov with my RT-2PM2 cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile
@@imgay5795 the queen is just one piece instead of 2, and your opponent will either go for your rooks, your king or your queen, except the strategy they're using requires for example no bishops or knights
However, if you are a beginner or lack the funds for a Topol-M missile, you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead. Much cheaper, and equally effective at gaining the advantage.
Bishops are snipers. They just blend in the background and wait for the right moment. Queen's are the nukes as a lot players attention will likely focus on the Queens while your Bishops lay and wait.
It is actually quite relaxing to play, just trade pieces, look out for forks and checks, and king safety and you are fine for most of the round. An even better benefit is that sometimes people around 100 to 500 don't see you blunder a mate in one or a queen, they just act like nothing happened.
After being curious about chess for 15 years, I finally decided to give it a shot. Turns out my greatest fear of learning which piece should move to which place wasn't at all that scary compared to all the brain grinding strategies lol
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't or where it isn't from where it is; it is able to obtain a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviation to create corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't. Therefore, the missile moves from a position where it wasn't to a position where it is. It follows that in the position where it wasn't, it now is. In the event that the position the missile is in is not the position where it wasn't, the computer has obtained a variation. The computer guidance scenario..... And yes, it's probably a bit wrong as I wrote it from memory. Don't ask.
Problem with chess is that you can't really come up with any new plays that are actually good, and you just have to read and memorize shitton of openings if you want to win.
Easy fix: find an equally illiterate opponent and have fun just throwing bullshit at each other, figuring the moves out as you go, exploiting their blunders like a vulture and/or falling for their waiting games yourself. Casual playing with siblings is the best
@@jeremiahsmith916 literally me and my sibling. We're both noobs and I'm pretty sure we've done the dumbest blunders at some point in time without knowing
@@DantheNatsukitten no. white always has a 0.1 advantage according to the most base- I mean powerful chess engine and all grandmasters also agree that there is a higher chance of winning as white because you play first. Magnus Carlsen has almost never lost playing the white pieces in any tournament
I tried the intercontinental ballistic missle in a game, modified it somehow to be tilted, and captured their queen. Everyone else call it the tennison gambit.
The great wall of china is what me & my lil bro used to do when we were kids. We also came up with one more thing, we both would push all our pawns two tiles ahead without killing any, creating what we call "The Wall of Fire" as it is a damn chaotic thing to do after all.
As someone who always do "Oh no my queen" and "Overplayed trap (but i only move the queen by 2 tiles)" this is so true, also i usually do the great wall when im desperated
The intercontinental ballistic missile is an RT-2PM2 cold-launched three-stage solid propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile. If you are a beginner at chess, you can also use an anti-tank guided missile instead, for example an BGM-71 TOW anti-tank missile launched from an M3 Bradley Cavalry Fighting Vehicle tracked armored reconnaissance vehicle.
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Chess in 1960s : King safety
Chess in 2023: *King development*
that's when he sacrificed THE KIIING
@@discountbalaclava7962 i dont think you can do that...
@@Eepyboii that's the joke
Chess in 2077: *King mate.*
Next up: King *mated* by a queen 🤨🤨
the first one is the great play of checkers, dude was literally playing checkers wile the other guy chess
That was literally the first game of chest I played
@@phytonstreak6552 wtf is a game of chest
@@satgurs ask ur mom
@@phytonstreak6552yes my favorite game about opening and closing a box
Why are you making fun of a spelling mistake of chess
"TACTICAL QUEEN, INCOMING!"
beep beep beep
*BOOOOOOOOOOM*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If you play nuclear chess, it just gets better.
The ICBM variation is very risky due to how overextended your queen becomes. It may very well result in mutually assured destruction for the queens, which is the real reason why it's called the intercontinental ballistic missile variation.
ballistic missile got me rolling on floor
That opening is actually called: Tennison gambit, intercontinental ballistic missile variation.
@@joda7697 Nice
Classic tactic by GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh
same, i'm doing it everytime
The SFX along with it XD
You forgot "Man made horrors beyond my comprehension"
*Shows image of 5D chess with multidimensional time travel
We don't talk about that one.
-The Chess Gang
The chess bots are the only competent bots in game history lol, VERY competent in fact l
I unironically love that game.
My school’s chess club has a physical four way chess board
sacrifices THE ROOOOOOOOK
Come to chess, we have:
-Sicillian (hypothetically)
-An*l beads
-Kittens from hell
-Blunders in 2500+ elo
an*l beads that vibrate in a specific sequence to help you win your chess game
why censor yourself? Just say "Anal beads" its not like if anything will happen
@@tripleballs8581 Man I hate that this actually happened
@@TrionerExpeliozias nah, I don't believe it happened this way, he could literally just take the specific part that vibrates out then put it in his pocket or tape it to his leg lol.
@@hhgff778 beads is funnier so let's believe it is that way
If I had a nickel for every time I had an "oh no my queen" moment I'd be able to pay for someone to teach me how to play chess properly
but you would be poor afterwards
@@serdarcam99 but you could win tournaments and bets afterwards, so you could earn money again 😂
@@MAGEs-of-Anarchy if you took lessons for chess i wouldn't recommed to join a tournament
@@serdarcam99 depends. If you enter amateur tournaments, you might be able to get the upper hand on some of your opponents. You never know.
Every body talking about the classes but no-one realised the Phineas and very reference he meant
I lost my queen to the missile once, still hurts.
I did the missile a few times before.
just gave you the 69th like 😂
Now you have 666 likes so i will not break this yet...
the problem here is that the missile knows where it is at all times
You only lost your queen you should have seen when I hit catspurrov with my RT-2PM2 cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile
I love it when queens are refered to as intercontinental balistic missiles
Tennison gambit?? No no you mean the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit
Imagine finally creating a chess opening and they won't let you name it after yourself.
I can confirm that this is how chess works
True lol
Me as well
And then there's Shotgun Chess. But you're in real life.
Oh you mean bread boys?
@@Oyakinya-Izuki BROTHERS, KILL THAT ANIME GIRL, SHE SHALL NOT BE ON THE PATH OF GOD.
@@Oyakinya-Izuki Huh
Ah yes, that game...
shoghi, its difficult but ita fun to play
This game is so good it doesn't need updates,good to see that the fanbase is doing well
It has perfect balance so why would it need updates?)
@@StrifeTheHorseman HOW IT PERFECTLY BALANCE QUEEN TOO OP
@@imgay5795 and yet, is ded 2 a pawn.
@@StrifeTheHorseman Eh the mods are cool i love the ark-mage class.
@@imgay5795 the queen is just one piece instead of 2, and your opponent will either go for your rooks, your king or your queen, except the strategy they're using requires for example no bishops or knights
1:15 the next move is obvious. Now you can Launch an rt2pm2 Silo based 3 stage solid fuel Intercontinental ballistic missile.
Bosnian ape society?
@@chumbucket3475 Jap😂🤩
I can hear it in his "indian" voice 😂
However, if you are a beginner or lack the funds for a Topol-M missile, you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead. Much cheaper, and equally effective at gaining the advantage.
@@PhantomRaptor1 now watch how we are going to position our missile.
I didn't expect this video to be this good. Well done!
00:47
That one is actually called the "Fool's Mate"
🤓
And i thought scholars mate was the fastest
"Achtually"
I thought it was called the Crazy Mate
It's called the Virgin Strategy
Nah man the missile is the bishop. When one is placed on a corner, you won't notice it until it's too late
That is so true lol
Intercontinental ballistic Pope
Bishops are tactical ordnance.
The queen is strategic ordnance.
They are snipers
Bishops are snipers. They just blend in the background and wait for the right moment. Queen's are the nukes as a lot players attention will likely focus on the Queens while your Bishops lay and wait.
There's something hilarious about the pawns opening and the kings coming out to personally beat the shit out of one another.
"Imagine a king who fight his own battles, wouldn't that be a sight"
-Ancient Brad Pitt
As someone said : You wanna play rough ? Ok ! Say hello to my little friend !
"Yo tf you said about me? You wanna try me you little shit?" -White King
"Yeah sure i'll beat the shit out of you in two seconds watch me"
-Black King
That's a good opening in King of the Hill
I think it's called the bongcloud opening, a meme opening. Use it to disrespect your opponent. Leared it from Levi (GothamChess).
this was a lot better than I thought it was gonna be lol
0:43 I remember doing this a long time ago by mistake and the opponent got pissed off so he started cursing at me in the chat
How dare you punish me for the most obvious mistake!
I love how they actually put the bongcloud as the greatest opening
It is actually quite relaxing to play, just trade pieces, look out for forks and checks, and king safety and you are fine for most of the round.
An even better benefit is that sometimes people around 100 to 500 don't see you blunder a mate in one or a queen, they just act like nothing happened.
How do you make this hellish game look so fun 💀
0:31 The queen is so important that, somehow, her safety just slip out of our mind. xD
0:56 suicide king playing against himself
Chess cassually being one of the chillest and most fun communities.
and all the chess developers still yet to release the chess: season 2
Chillest
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Ahaha... NO
@@shairis2007 5d chess
@@shairis2007 There is 5d chess with multiverse timetravel, though.
not kidding, look it up
"the chess fandom"
0:07
I called this "The Barber Wire Defense"😭😭😭
After being curious about chess for 15 years, I finally decided to give it a shot.
Turns out my greatest fear of learning which piece should move to which place wasn't at all that scary compared to all the brain grinding strategies lol
“The Queen knows where it is because it knows where it isn’t”
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't or where it isn't from where it is; it is able to obtain a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviation to create corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't. Therefore, the missile moves from a position where it wasn't to a position where it is. It follows that in the position where it wasn't, it now is. In the event that the position the missile is in is not the position where it wasn't, the computer has obtained a variation.
The computer guidance scenario.....
And yes, it's probably a bit wrong as I wrote it from memory. Don't ask.
i see you have also studied the intercontinental ballistic missle gambit
We can learn so much from GM Vikram Rahl Abish Pranav Rajesh
As a chess player, I agree that an intercontinential ballistic misile is shot when the opponent falls for the Tennison Gambit.
this is way better than a slander video has any right to be
Mutual agreement?
No no no
It's Mutual respect!
Problem with chess is that you can't really come up with any new plays that are actually good, and you just have to read and memorize shitton of openings if you want to win.
Easy fix: find an equally illiterate opponent and have fun just throwing bullshit at each other, figuring the moves out as you go, exploiting their blunders like a vulture and/or falling for their waiting games yourself. Casual playing with siblings is the best
@@jeremiahsmith916 literally me and my sibling. We're both noobs and I'm pretty sure we've done the dumbest blunders at some point in time without knowing
Only the first few moves of any game are theoretical and were played before, the rest is up to you
No? You just have to not make mistakes and punish your opponent's mistakes. That alone can get you pretty far.
Best chess slander.. EVER.
We also have systemic racism, where being white always has the advantage over black! 😃
Wtf based chess?
This is a joke right?
Common W chess
@@DantheNatsukittenit's based
@@DantheNatsukitten no. white always has a 0.1 advantage according to the most base- I mean powerful chess engine and all grandmasters also agree that there is a higher chance of winning as white because you play first. Magnus Carlsen has almost never lost playing the white pieces in any tournament
I tried the intercontinental ballistic missle in a game, modified it somehow to be tilted, and captured their queen. Everyone else call it the tennison gambit.
As the one who uses pawns as a barrier
I could confirm this is very accurate
out of everything in this video, 0:25 makes me laugh the hardest. that sound effect is just so well put.
Impending Doom sfx
I have no clue how to play chess but I laughed all throughout this video.
0:19 anyone know what opening this is? wanna try it
it's the ruy lopez, berlin defense
ruy lopez:berlin defence fishing pole variation with Ng4
@@atharvatripathi9919 yes
There is something so conceptually hilarious about bass boosted music over footage of a very simplistic 2d chess board
"Oh no My Queen!"
* PROCEEDS TO DESTROY ENEMY *
The ICBM opening legit made me learn chess just so i can play it 💀
The great wall of china is what me & my lil bro used to do when we were kids. We also came up with one more thing, we both would push all our pawns two tiles ahead without killing any, creating what we call "The Wall of Fire" as it is a damn chaotic thing to do after all.
I wonder how effective these actually are
at low elo? once. at high elo? not at all
After 1000 everyone knows these basic traps .. 🥲
As someone who always do "Oh no my queen" and "Overplayed trap (but i only move the queen by 2 tiles)" this is so true, also i usually do the great wall when im desperated
Napoleon's Attack
the missile knows where it is at all times, because it knows where it isn't.
I am finally at the peak of the mountain of content. The algorithm recommends chess memes to me now. And I don't even fully understand it.
The first was me when i play chess with no strategy 😂
As a Chinese I confirm the Great Wall is accurately constructed
0:27 en peasant declined. omg this is not how u suposed to intoduse chess
True
"peasant"
"intoduse"
🙃
@@andremarques1088 suposed
@@harrycop7944 yes 🗿🍷
@@andremarques1088 goofy ahh💀🥶🗿
im a beginner and i learnt so much from a 1 minute 20 seconds chess meme video lol
Hate it when having opponents who straight up copy your starting positions.
The intercontinental ballistic missile is an RT-2PM2 cold-launched three-stage solid propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile. If you are a beginner at chess, you can also use an anti-tank guided missile instead, for example an BGM-71 TOW anti-tank missile launched from an M3 Bradley Cavalry Fighting Vehicle tracked armored reconnaissance vehicle.
This took 10 minutes to copy please laugh
@@CraftingCat_IX 'Murican weaponry
Is this a new resurgence of "Come to [place] We Have..." meme in form of Slander memes?
i dont fucking know why i still come back to this game every couple of weeks
can relate to my old opening
0:12
this guy truly deserves a like and comment for his great montage and chess collection.
you know the plays are gonna be crazy when the video is made like a slander video
I don’t even play chess, yet im watching this video for fun lmao
Roblox
The last one was hilarious and painful at the same time.
The two kings coming out reminds me of how leaders would duel eachother to spare the lives of their soldiers from battle
0:12 is the greatest one ive ever seen.
If chess had an anime opening
You know, when someone does bong cloud, and the opponent does it as well. You know you're in for a great game.
0:35 this is so relatable.
0:53 Oho, you're approaching me?
After “Oh no my queen” it’s “Oh no my king”
*INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE*
i have been having the tetris effect for chess recently and this helped a lot
The queen certainly feels like a damn ballistic missilr
The scholar mate was really something 😂
I like how the "Great Wall of China" is so realistic, that the mongolian Knight jumps in immediately
It's actually called "intercontinental ballistic missile" no joke.
Last one was the best😂
bro got destroyed in two moves 💀
Ayo that ballistic one caught me off guard.
Welcome to the Bosnian Ape Society.
Best opening - AKA "single combat"
Well done, well fought, well peed
Against low ELO I do love using the wayward queen opening it gets them resigning so quickly
That icbm hit me one time.
goddamn i absolutely hate the overplayed trap
THIS IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE!
KEEP IT UP!
I thought i was about to see 3d chess but with cross-dimensional time travel
0:56 both kings stop acting like cowards hiding behind their troops and have a fist fight
Intro of the music sounds like a pokemon gym battle music 😂
IBM(Intercontinental Ballistic Missile) will be added to my collection
It's ICBM though
we have en passant
Holy hell
Finally, making the king effective
this should be the offical trailer of chess.
"We have"....a hulk
We also have: *SACRIFICING THE KIINNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!*
1:17 - Where is the NOOT NOOT!!!
The edit is pure gold.
The great wall of china was everyone's tactics when we first played chess in school
Wait that 'Oh no my queen' was actually amazing. That's like my go to opening 90% of the time.
tennison gambit: intercontinental ballistic missile variation
prepare for geopolitical warfare next time you play chess
I lost many queens to “missile” one in bullet 😂
A work of art
It is so funny that horses are the only thing that can break trough the great wall of China.
the fishing pole is great openeing
like damn