Albin Countergambit Nuclear Powered Ballistic Missile Submarine Variation

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    One of the most common mistakes that inexperienced chess players make is accepting the Queen’s Gambit. Unbeknownst to them, this is a fatal mistake that exposes them to dangers such as nuclear warheads and supersonic interceptor aircraft including Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-31 Foxhound supersonic interceptor aircraft carrying Kh-47 air-launched ballistic missiles. Declining the Queen’s Gambit offers black a broad array of counterattacks, and the Albin Countergambit and this modern variation of the Lasker Trap is an effective continuation to easily gain a developmental and material advantage in chess. The Albin Countergambit is a sharp opening that can be played in response to the Queens Gambit, and its relative obscurity coerces the opponent to walk right into your sophisticated trap, allowing you to easily counter-attack using common chess tactics such as nuclear-powered submarines.
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  • @jordanlaquey5325
    @jordanlaquey5325 3 роки тому +27410

    The counter is to impose the sanctions early game so that they can't afford the submarine

    • @kerbalengineeringsystems7415
      @kerbalengineeringsystems7415 3 роки тому +1098

      Alternatively, develop advanced anti-submarine surface effect vehicles, like the VVA-14, to effectively counter enemy submarines before they strike.

    • @UnPhx
      @UnPhx 3 роки тому +227

      u read more than just the entire board.

    • @Hotchpotchsoup
      @Hotchpotchsoup 3 роки тому +259

      Or you prepare in advance with keeping plenty of polarbears around with welding licenses that'll enter the submarine and eat everyone onboard the same instant they break the ice

    • @mrbank3453
      @mrbank3453 3 роки тому +262

      @@Hotchpotchsoup that is just illogical this is chess you know, not checkers

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 3 роки тому +44

      @@Hotchpotchsoup but the sun would've already broken the ice.

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings9092 3 роки тому +4241

    As a former submariner, I have lost track of the number of chess games wherein I've been deployed to the endgame.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 3 роки тому +47

      which one was your favorite?

    • @randomdude2229
      @randomdude2229 3 роки тому +195

      I can speak on his behalf, as part of the crew onboard SNLE-3G Triumphant class submarine I have personal experience of firing 110 Kiloton MIRV
      three stage Solid-fuel rockets. My favourite must’ve been off the Siberian coast wherein we were deployed to fire a long range Sea-ground-Strategic-Ballistic missile towards Mongolian chess master Gonchigiin Chalkhaasüren

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 роки тому +131

      @@randomdude2229 that was an epic move. We (the submarine community) were completely a'buzz, discussing the finesse of your targeting. A brilliant gambit!
      My personal favorite, though, was the multiple T-LAM barrage launched against Viswanathan Anand during the Charbonneau - Anand match during the 37th Chess Olympiad in 2006. An extremely efficient and unexpected gambit, resulting in a major upset.
      We were high-fiving each other in Control.

    • @cricketcoop2038
      @cricketcoop2038 2 роки тому +8

      @@lairdcummings9092 has it ever failed?

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 2 роки тому +44

      @@cricketcoop2038 not yet.
      One of these days, though, I anticipate some Chess Master is going to deploy an anti-ballistic missile defense system, and all the rules will change.

  • @R33Racer
    @R33Racer 3 роки тому +9176

    Finally, my game of chess will never be ruined by active radar and heat seeking countermeasures.
    Thanks BAS!

  • @UnPhx
    @UnPhx 3 роки тому +5750

    This is a Grand Master level move right there

    • @mastathrash5609
      @mastathrash5609 3 роки тому +47

      I'm glad the grandmaster is back, only then will I know the true secrets of chess

    • @dc-nm7ev
      @dc-nm7ev 3 роки тому +13

      I think its. A joke for a second then its an actual master

    • @UnPhx
      @UnPhx 3 роки тому +5

      yo. the government and law toppling
      mastermind himself

    • @cagangultekin8469
      @cagangultekin8469 3 роки тому +27

      Well of course it is, he is GM Vikram Rahul Abhishek Pranav Rajesh

    • @MrShrog
      @MrShrog 3 роки тому +3

      I say: just nuke em

  • @cooperdavis9663
    @cooperdavis9663 2 роки тому +2919

    I love how this is both a joke and really good chess advice

    • @coneyzmfcbucketism2144
      @coneyzmfcbucketism2144 Рік тому +20

      Yeah

    • @domvasta
      @domvasta Рік тому +11

      not really, no one falls for the lasker trap except total beginners with 3 digit rankings

    • @Debre.
      @Debre. Рік тому +74

      @@domvasta I'm rated 1600 in rapid & fell for it yesterday lol, that's why I'm here.

    • @casacasablanca7026
      @casacasablanca7026 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Debre.I'm 500 elo 💀

    • @minchy9094
      @minchy9094 Рік тому +5

      @@casacasablanca7026when you translate elo it becomes years old

  • @toasterstrooder8628
    @toasterstrooder8628 3 роки тому +2557

    I'm so glad that Master Rajesh is still teaching chess strategies. I know that his tactics are a little divisive among chess players for their somewhat unusual pieces, but they are absolutely worth a try. They've completely changed how I play chess.

    • @clipsandlive7426
      @clipsandlive7426 2 роки тому +90

      I'm very appreciative of Master Rajesh as well. I was losing every chess match until he taught me how to automatically and simultaneously mass produce and ignite antimatter bombs on demand at the chess table. Now my next battle should result in a draw!

    • @gamingmoyai3950
      @gamingmoyai3950 2 роки тому +29

      He taught me everything I know, even how to launch a tsar bomba at the enemy, after they fall for my open king gambit, though my favorite gambit is the kings stand, bites the dust variant, allowing me to rewind time after my king gets its identity found out, effectively killing who found it out in the process.

    • @chatGPT7
      @chatGPT7 2 роки тому +51

      Please say his full name Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abhishek Pranav Rajesh.

    • @llamablade3592
      @llamablade3592 2 роки тому +5

      My name is Abhishek lol

    • @andyghkfilm2287
      @andyghkfilm2287 2 роки тому

      He’s streets ahead, bro.

  • @PyroBun_2844
    @PyroBun_2844 3 роки тому +17849

    Don’t you hate it when you’re peacefully playing chess and then you get hit by a ballistic missile?

    • @wraith_1367
      @wraith_1367 3 роки тому +180

      Yeah!

    • @UnPhx
      @UnPhx 3 роки тому +423

      happens to me every time. now my insurance company doesnt want to hear any of our valid statements anymore : v

    • @chiron9536
      @chiron9536 3 роки тому +78

      yea it happened to my buddy once

    • @mchsprod
      @mchsprod 3 роки тому +60

      I always get hit with a ballistic submarine, does that make me better or worse?

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 3 роки тому +27

      I do, happened for the 4th time this month.

  • @georgy2596
    @georgy2596 3 роки тому +1253

    The perfect counter to the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

    • @AimlessJourney
      @AimlessJourney 3 роки тому +66

      Ah yes...developing the board into the secret fourth phase of a chess game - the cold war phase, where both black and white engage in manipulating players from other chess boards to battle each other for political control.

    • @JichealMackson1
      @JichealMackson1 3 роки тому +11

      I was building a proof of concept ABM with a litre of Mountain Dew inside the warhead

    • @UnPhx
      @UnPhx 3 роки тому +12

      the Gushing Granny Advanced Interceptor Missile System

    • @michaelmoccio2225
      @michaelmoccio2225 3 роки тому +8

      The best part is that it's basically the same tactic!

    • @JichealMackson1
      @JichealMackson1 3 роки тому +5

      @@michaelmoccio2225 exactly

  • @jaxontaylor4047
    @jaxontaylor4047 3 роки тому +3513

    to create a game that plays chess like this, POLITICAL CHESS is the name it could be

    • @ichorlibel
      @ichorlibel 3 роки тому +89

      The Civilization games are probably the closest to Political Chest

    • @comaiscool
      @comaiscool 3 роки тому +50

      Don't worry, it is a thing and we're the pawns.

    • @love_dva
      @love_dva 3 роки тому +47

      @@comaiscool nah, we r the black n white tiles

    • @damaraksama3008
      @damaraksama3008 3 роки тому +44

      @@comaiscool im 14 and this is deep

    • @masochisticcooking7078
      @masochisticcooking7078 3 роки тому +12

      If someone actually made a game like this it would probably be so popular

  • @MacacoInformatica
    @MacacoInformatica 2 роки тому +4985

    Putin: "Hello, Zelensky, wanna play chess?"
    Zelensky: "Why not?"
    The tutorial Putin watched:

    • @elwind762
      @elwind762 2 роки тому +163

      Dang it was just gonna comment that they should settle it over a game of Chess

    • @VivaLaVida_042
      @VivaLaVida_042 2 роки тому +221

      Putin: *wondering how he is still losing*

    • @howaboutno7429
      @howaboutno7429 2 роки тому +174

      @@VivaLaVida_042 Zelensky: who watched the tutorial aswell and used the (Earthquake bomb) countergambit

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 2 роки тому +24

      @@VivaLaVida_042 He was playing as white

    • @HATCH5T
      @HATCH5T 2 роки тому

      @@VivaLaVida_042 Putin wondering why everyone thinks he is losing when he has 20% of their territory already

  • @blakethomson946
    @blakethomson946 2 роки тому +483

    came for funny plane animations, stayed for actual fantastic chess strategy

  • @Styxz__
    @Styxz__ 3 роки тому +948

    “Impose economic sanctions”
    *OF COURSE WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT*

  • @windCR
    @windCR 3 роки тому +5101

    The best part about the video is other than the nuclear warhead, Ohio class submarines and the MIRV-equipped RS-28 Sarmat is that I'm learning some actual chess strategy with the Lasker trap in the Albin Countergambit

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi4301 3 роки тому +920

    “Make nuclear-powered submarines, not war!”
    -Gandhi, 1861

    • @LegoEddy
      @LegoEddy 3 роки тому +52

      Civilization 5

    • @ivanovicaguilar6761
      @ivanovicaguilar6761 3 роки тому +17

      Ghandi you smf!!! Civilization 5 damn warmonger : v

    • @tokenfinnishguy8714
      @tokenfinnishguy8714 3 роки тому +22

      "There is no shame in deterrence!"

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 роки тому +6

      @@tokenfinnishguy8714 Great minds think alike!

    • @screret4794
      @screret4794 3 роки тому +9

      "make 5 nukes, i ain't taking part in this war!"
      - Ghandi, 2123

  • @FirepowerIGuess
    @FirepowerIGuess 2 роки тому +146

    I love how this actually teaches real chess strategies before the actual joke begins

    • @allenqueen
      @allenqueen 2 місяці тому +1

      What joke?

    • @FirepowerIGuess
      @FirepowerIGuess 2 місяці тому

      @@allenqueen my apologies, the government haccked my brain whiilee i was typing this coomment. my ccomment was merer propagandad to prootecct the massse from such a poowerful strrategy.

  • @NotCommanderShepard
    @NotCommanderShepard 2 роки тому +103

    I recently bought a chess set. I was wondering what the Ohio class submarine was for. Thanks, Ape!

  • @traviswilliams2348
    @traviswilliams2348 3 роки тому +3508

    One has to wonder how much joy he gets out of fully saying the exact proper name of every single piece of military equipment that he references in his videos. I don't know why but it just makes me laugh every time.

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 3 роки тому +271

      Precision is necessary _and_ fun.

    • @thomasvleminckx
      @thomasvleminckx 3 роки тому +75

      It's a robot voice.

    • @roastedficus6227
      @roastedficus6227 3 роки тому +75

      He's using an app called narrator's voice, it's not his own voice.

    • @wasifzakwan8722
      @wasifzakwan8722 3 роки тому +42

      @@roastedficus6227 r/woooosh

    • @spacelinx
      @spacelinx 2 роки тому +45

      For me it’s the super serious monotone robot voice and the accent.

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 роки тому +3600

    Well, time to use this strategy against the bots I play against to feel like I’m good at chess. Maybe I’ll face Magnus Carlsen some day with this tactic. At least Norway doesn’t have bad boi missiles

  • @rollsroycegriffon2375
    @rollsroycegriffon2375 3 роки тому +532

    Upon learning the counter defense, I have successfully turned the tide of every match I have with my friend, who possess at least 100 Minuteman ballistic intercontinental nuclear missiles. This is truly a lifesaver.

    • @High_Jelly_Fish
      @High_Jelly_Fish 3 роки тому +2

      Well that was close

    • @aconite72
      @aconite72 3 роки тому +6

      Little do you know that the opponent possesses 150 single-stage, solid-fuelled motor Terminal High Altitude Area Defence mobile anti-ballistic missile system with Indium-antimonide imaging infrared seeker head to detect and shoot down your 100 Minuteman ballistic intercontinental nuclear missile. Turning the table and forcing you into a checkmate.
      Amateur mistake.

    • @rollsroycegriffon2375
      @rollsroycegriffon2375 3 роки тому +1

      @@aconite72 The thing is, I don't own that vast collection of Minuteman ballistic intercontinental nuclear missiles, my friend does.
      Rush reading is an amateur mistake.

    • @aconite72
      @aconite72 3 роки тому

      @@rollsroycegriffon2375 it’s a joke bro chill

    • @rollsroycegriffon2375
      @rollsroycegriffon2375 3 роки тому

      @@aconite72 Aye man, it's fine.

  • @xenon473
    @xenon473 2 роки тому +98

    As a chess player myself, I can admit this tutorial was quite informative

  • @poket5560
    @poket5560 2 роки тому +45

    RS28 Sarmat Liquid-propellant multiple-independently-targetable-reentry-vehicle-equipped-super-heavy intercontinental ballistic missile 3:30

  • @haph2087
    @haph2087 3 роки тому +2686

    Your final move was actually during your opponent’s turn. That is an incredible blunder, as FIDE will be forced to impose economic sanctions, if not deploying 10 battalions of peacekeeping troops to your home as well.

    • @alrineusaldore6764
      @alrineusaldore6764 2 роки тому +151

      Actually it's apperantly fine as FIDE is a turn too late and black has just enough time to unleash his Ohio-class nuclear powered-submarine armed with UGM-133A Trident II submarine launched ballisitic missiles, destroying the enemy king before FIDE is able to found the international coalition

    • @matthewyabsley
      @matthewyabsley 2 роки тому +57

      Can peacekeeping troups occupy the same square as an existing peace keeping troup? Or do you think that might start a fight?

    • @gamingmoyai3950
      @gamingmoyai3950 2 роки тому +42

      Actually the move is legal, as the submarine can move independently from the board pieces, it’s only illegal if it launched the missiles.

    • @marcushodgson6908
      @marcushodgson6908 2 роки тому

      @@matthewyabsley they are both useless so it becomes an empty space

    • @crystallxix1493
      @crystallxix1493 2 роки тому

      But by then Black will have already won despite all sanctions most likely. A risky move if White is able to hold back the submarine for long enough but still a good one

  • @shangri-leicht8923
    @shangri-leicht8923 3 роки тому +1348

    Back then: poor animations
    Now: *Has better cgi than some movies*

  • @ahab9712
    @ahab9712 3 роки тому +770

    Holy man that ending was actually class. You always add a relevant plot twist at the end of these. Tbh although i was on my guard I can whole heartedly admit that I wasn't expecting the sub to surface under the board, at first I though it was the whole area getting chernobyl'd but nope just a nuclear sub casually yeeting itself from under the ice

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 3 роки тому +53

      What you get for playing on the Artic polar ice-sheet. I prefer to meet my opponents on the Ross permanent ice-shelf of the Antarctic, where Ohio's and Typhoon's dare not enter.

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 3 роки тому +30

      @@mikhailiagacesa3406 understandable, but what if your opponent initiates global warming tactics, giving him extra moves as long as there is still ice to melt?

    • @gabrielmalta1962
      @gabrielmalta1962 3 роки тому +8

      Playing on solid surfaces makes you susceptible by bomber aircraft and battle tanks. I usually play in the vacuum of space

    • @cyan39miku
      @cyan39miku 3 роки тому +13

      @@gabrielmalta1962 Playing chess in the vacuum of space makes you susceptible to solar coronal mass ejections of hot magnetised plasma consisting of electrons and protons, that can reach velocities of 3200 km/s. Hence I prefer to play chess 20 km under the lunar regolith.

    • @gabrielmalta1962
      @gabrielmalta1962 3 роки тому +8

      @@cyan39miku You have a point. However, playing chess underneath the moon's surface makes you susceptible to damage caused by the shockwave of asteroid impacts. I'd advocate for playing inside your nearest black hole instead

  • @neilmcnairjr
    @neilmcnairjr 2 роки тому +236

    I want to extend a great thank you to Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh. Without him and his wonderful guidance, I would never have been able to defend against these powerful ballistic missiles that continually ruin my highly-anticipated games of chess 😤

  • @Kurence555
    @Kurence555 Рік тому +29

    Turns out an MIM-104 Patriot surface to air missile system can counter the KA52 Kindzal hypersonic gambit and also strike the MiG 31 aerial platform to prevent further escalation

    • @cristicdx
      @cristicdx Рік тому +4

      imagine getting this recomended , after that just happend last night

    • @TheNicestPig
      @TheNicestPig Рік тому +2

      Didn't a whole patriot Battery just got slapped?

    • @cristicdx
      @cristicdx Рік тому +7

      @@TheNicestPig "slightly damaged" and is in no need of repairs

    • @TheNicestPig
      @TheNicestPig Рік тому +2

      @@cristicdx not to mention the "proof" of said shootdown is a PETAB-500 bomb casing

    • @doom8680
      @doom8680 Рік тому +2

      ​@@TheNicestPig not a wargead but a part of the internal weapon assembly

  • @rishithprabhat8157
    @rishithprabhat8157 3 роки тому +1230

    At this point, I am convinced that BAS is learning 3d animation and makes these videos to test his skills.

    • @mikeoxlong3113
      @mikeoxlong3113 2 роки тому +71

      what do you mean he makes these vidoes so we can do things such as countering a nuclear powered ballistic missile with a submarine

    • @thatonetroll1059
      @thatonetroll1059 Рік тому +2

      Nah the plot is better than any movie ive seen in decades (im 16 years old)

    • @beagle_uah
      @beagle_uah Рік тому +1

      I mean… I think he’s already learned 3D Animation

  • @StarFallenJax
    @StarFallenJax 3 роки тому +558

    finally. i really needed this information to successfully win a game of chess.

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 3 роки тому +901

    There is an even more amateur mistake, which is to not have an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile ready to annihilate the airbase with which the interceptor aircraft will take off from. If you reach the opening phase with the second pawn moved out, then you can instead launch your ICBM to neutralize the interceptor before he launches, thus sparing you the humiliation of getting annihilated yourself by the nuclear warhead (which would be attached to the interceptor, thus increasing the likeliness of total capitulation of the airbase).
    You can then finish off the enemy with the classic all-known Intercontinental Ballistic Missile gambit like a god.

    • @enricosimanungkalit2601
      @enricosimanungkalit2601 3 роки тому +39

      What an astounding analysis! You have my respect, sir

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 3 роки тому +17

      @@enricosimanungkalit2601 Kudos to you, sir.

    • @syakirflynnick
      @syakirflynnick 3 роки тому +35

      Except that the ICBM mentioned in this video is outdated. Latest strategies includes using knights and some planetary hydrogen fussile ballistic missile to intercept the famous c-3 to d-4 queen strike. Shocking how this video fails to even mention it

    • @enricosimanungkalit2601
      @enricosimanungkalit2601 3 роки тому +30

      @@syakirflynnick A rare mistake to commit, but still a great insight for the beginner

    • @max-mg7gk
      @max-mg7gk 3 роки тому +1

      But what if the opponent counter measures with the bfg

  • @roenmcguire621
    @roenmcguire621 2 роки тому +71

    Don't you just hate it when you get hit by a Kh-47M2 Kinzal nuclear-capable air-launched anti-ship ballistic missile launched from a Mikoyan-Gurevich Mig-31BM supersonic interceptor aircraft when you are just trying to play a game of chess

    • @LongTran-em6hc
      @LongTran-em6hc 2 роки тому +5

      POV: you are in Ukraine

    • @averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115
      @averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115 Рік тому +1

      POV: you put your two rooks together

    • @DrEcho
      @DrEcho Рік тому +3

      Not more than I hate it when the International Chess Federation won't sanction my purely self-defensive deployment of my RS-28 Sarmat-II Liquid Propellant MIRV-equipped superheavy ICBM over some BS technicality.

    • @aslampervez2294
      @aslampervez2294 Рік тому

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    • @Super_uzer
      @Super_uzer Рік тому

      It's OK. I have PATRIOT system

  • @Kami74159
    @Kami74159 3 роки тому +15

    I love how this is actually unironically useful up until the submarine part

  • @ZearthGJL
    @ZearthGJL 3 роки тому +1600

    "This enraged the military, who punished him severely."

    • @agustinvizcaino9274
      @agustinvizcaino9274 3 роки тому +19

      Reminds me of Rimworld auto generated ideoligion descriptions

    • @blingmonke1829
      @blingmonke1829 3 роки тому +48

      Nice Oversimplified reference

    • @Ignorance-is-a-tool
      @Ignorance-is-a-tool 3 роки тому +21

      Oversimplified I see. "This enraged Hitlers father who punished him severly".

    • @javengabriellarboleda2864
      @javengabriellarboleda2864 3 роки тому +39

      Oversimplified reference? There's a Tax for that

    • @viktorkolaric4156
      @viktorkolaric4156 2 роки тому +1

      Referencing Oversimplified on a totally unrelated video is tight.

  • @cowforceseven7328
    @cowforceseven7328 3 роки тому +356

    I love how he goes "we're not gonna nuke 'em this time, that's illegal" and then makes a few moves and nukes 'em.

    • @domvasta
      @domvasta Рік тому +14

      launching an ICBM with MIRVs is illegal when you have a piece on the 8th rank, but an SLBM is fine.

  • @Monsterman1315
    @Monsterman1315 3 роки тому +960

    This is a near-flawless strategy. I should know this. I was the chess board.

    • @Fattipotato79
      @Fattipotato79 3 роки тому +66

      Can confirm, i was the table

    • @kaptainkrafter4130
      @kaptainkrafter4130 3 роки тому +56

      Can also confirm, I was ceiling fan #3

    • @UnPhx
      @UnPhx 3 роки тому +53

      can confirm, i was that one smoke particle rendered out of bounds from the chess board.

    • @speedymagoo48
      @speedymagoo48 3 роки тому +26

      @@callmejees I can confirm I was the ikea

    • @arayashirayuki3476
      @arayashirayuki3476 3 роки тому +18

      Can confirm, I was the floor

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai Рік тому +16

    This channel is the epitome of "0 to 100 real quick" and I love it
    Seriously though, I am amazed when you guys showed how you played the pawn till it got to the other side. That is some Kasparov level shit

  • @Ogrilo-dv5mp
    @Ogrilo-dv5mp Рік тому +2

    To the esteemed Bosnian Ape Society,
    I have recently beheld with great admiration and delight your most ingenious and instructive video on the Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation. It is a rare and sublime pleasure to witness such a masterful display of chess strategy and nuclear warfare, combined with a refined and witty sense of humor.
    Your video has enlightened me on the many advantages of employing an intercontinental ballistic missile as a chess piece, as well as the various pitfalls and countermeasures that one must be aware of when facing such a formidable opponent. I have learned much from your sagacious and eloquent commentary, and I have been thoroughly entertained by your splendid animations and sound effects.
    I must commend you on your originality and creativity, as well as your erudition and skill. You have elevated the art of chess to a new level of sophistication and elegance, worthy of the admiration of kings and emperors. You have also contributed to the advancement of science and technology, by demonstrating the practical applications of nuclear physics and engineering in the field of board games.
    I hope that you will continue to produce such excellent and edifying videos, and that you will grace us with more of your brilliant and amusing insights. You have earned my utmost respect and gratitude, as well as my sincere friendship.
    I remain, sir, your most obedient and humble servant,
    Ogrilo2020

  • @MarkAllen-xt1wm
    @MarkAllen-xt1wm 3 роки тому +131

    I love the fact that he was playing chess in the Siberian Arctic without even sensing the Ohio class nuclear powered submarine armed with UGM-133A Trident II submarine launched ballistic missiles. A classic blunder

  • @ArtificialHuman1
    @ArtificialHuman1 3 роки тому +291

    Imagine if this guy, one day, just makes a completely normal chess and we just keep hoping for a nuclear missile to drop, instead it just ends in checkmate and the video ends

  • @cowzg0moo
    @cowzg0moo 3 роки тому +408

    Am I the only one who misses the days when chess matches were only fought with rocket launchers? These modern day strategies are just getting too hard to counter.

    • @TripleBarrel06
      @TripleBarrel06 3 роки тому +20

      I understand where you're coming from, I myself love the classic tactic of gathering a dozen knights for a good frontal cavalry charge, but as with all games the meta advances regardless of our personal feelings about it.

    • @morisco56
      @morisco56 3 роки тому +4

      Nah I miss the era of regular small arms fire skirmishes.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 роки тому +5

      Rockets? Bro, where you at? We play by slapping eachother's pieces off the board

    • @jasongibson1225
      @jasongibson1225 3 роки тому +5

      I miss the days when I would send an actual Knight to attack an actual King.

  • @da8874
    @da8874 3 роки тому +21

    I feel nostalgia for when instead of IBMs we had roman chariots and phalanx formations to counter the enemy's superiority.

    • @pasticcinideliziosi1259
      @pasticcinideliziosi1259 3 роки тому +2

      back then, I missed the days where we had only teeth, claws or venom to defend from enemy offensives or attack our victims.

  • @thomasthedestroyerofplanet6018

    The missile knows where it is…

  • @Shuttergun1
    @Shuttergun1 3 роки тому +421

    Can you make a tutorial on how to counter the “live hostage” strategy? Every time I play with my brother he uses that strategy and I can’t find a way around it

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 3 роки тому +60

      Just play the fentanyl gas gambit

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 3 роки тому +40

      @@jameson1239 That didn't work so well in Russia.
      Or that one time in that Kiev opera house.

    • @bobmartin9918
      @bobmartin9918 3 роки тому +33

      You might like to try rushing Special Air Service (SAS) operatives. They tend to be pretty good at getting the hostages back alive...

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 3 роки тому +22

      @@EGRJ you don’t have to worry about the hostages if there are no hostages left

    • @Amaranthos2
      @Amaranthos2 3 роки тому +24

      I have a perfect strategy for this exact scenario - but, well...exactly how attached to your brother are you?

  • @toperotoperoprrrtthanos2571
    @toperotoperoprrrtthanos2571 3 роки тому +518

    The funniest part, is that if you're a chess player, all these terms are real. The queen's gambit is a real opening and so is the Albin-Countergambit, lmao

    • @moralesriveraomar233
      @moralesriveraomar233 3 роки тому +167

      And so is every piece of military technology mentioned

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 роки тому +98

      That's the point, to provide a good strategy then reveal military equipment as a joke.

    • @trollar8810
      @trollar8810 2 роки тому +20

      And so is the Lasker trap

    • @_Tao__
      @_Tao__ Рік тому +7

      @@ARandomSpace "joke"

    • @someguy5048
      @someguy5048 Рік тому +2

      @@_Tao__ joke

  • @windCR
    @windCR 3 роки тому +546

    4:15 But wait, it's possible to counter the Lasker Trap, Economic Sanction variation if you develop a completely self-sufficient industrial manufacturing chain, eliminating any weakened industrial capacity caused by the sanction and allowing black to launch MIRV-equipped RS-28 Sarmat not fearing any consequence.

    • @TripleBarrel06
      @TripleBarrel06 3 роки тому +31

      That's when you start funding and arming your opponent's disenfranchised pawns to destabilise their whole region of the board (under the table of course), effectively drawing their pawns and knights away from the main conflict in order to defend the rooks, and allowing you to invade and usurp the opponent's resources and population under the guise of peacekeeping operations.

    • @Yas-rr8ke
      @Yas-rr8ke 3 роки тому +25

      China in a nutshell

    • @mr.potato8000
      @mr.potato8000 2 роки тому +3

      how about a double circulation economy, like what china did

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 2 роки тому +7

      time would still be of the essence, as proved by not only the Soviet Union, but even the Ottomans. eventually, the rest of the world would learn to manage without you.

    • @pallandoromestamo8861
      @pallandoromestamo8861 2 роки тому +3

      In that case you'd need to purchase the RS-28 Sarmat early on in the game, third turn at latest, before your opponent can impose the sanctions on you, effectively preventing this weapon purchase. Both the economic investment and the need for safe missile storage can be a severe hindrance to making it through the Lasker trap.

  • @supernova5434
    @supernova5434 Рік тому +13

    There is a fatal oversight with this strategy. White had an alternative to Bxb4, which was to deploy a Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II single-seat twin-turbofan straight-wing subsonic close-air-support attack aircraft, destroying black's ability to manufacture the required UGM-133A Trident II submarine-launched ballistic missile. This in turn does not allow the Ohio-class submarine to fire, opening black's king to an attack by an Iowa-class battleship armed with a BGM-109 Tomahawk long range all-weather jet-powered subsonic cruise missile, as well as forking black's queen and knight with a Phalanx gun-based close-in weapon system. Furthermore, this gives white a window to impose economic sanctions on black, blundering black's economic stability.

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 2 роки тому +1

    "I'm going with the crab strat"
    "I'm going with the intercontinental ballistic missile open"

  • @areoants9453
    @areoants9453 3 роки тому +48

    Honestly my favorite part is how the Skillshare sponsorship doesn't even feel like it's from the same video, like it's an ad that just popped up in the middle of our chess strategy tips.

  • @3ktone685
    @3ktone685 3 роки тому +69

    My boi Vikram Rahul Abhishek Pranav Rajesh coming in clutch once again. Perfect video; helped me solve the looming economic sanctions I was facing from my game of chess.

  • @john_wack2440
    @john_wack2440 3 роки тому +93

    I will now be able to sleep easy at night, now that i can protect myself from various nuclear armaments!

  • @sanitydrainer8672
    @sanitydrainer8672 2 роки тому +8

    The funny thing is that this is actually a good lesson on a trap against the queen’s gambit

  • @lucaspanto9650
    @lucaspanto9650 Рік тому +8

    For more advanced players, using an a-10 warthog armed with a gau-8 avenger 30mm Gatling along with a wide variety of bombs and missiles can be good as you can strategically attack the rook on a8 while also giving you time to develop more pieces and create a good pawn structure

  • @nicorozner7417
    @nicorozner7417 3 роки тому +342

    Ah, but you see, this strategy tends to be less effective at higher levels of chess. Most professional players are skilled enough to ensure that antisubmarine warfare or ASW weapons are in place to prevent this sort of play. I personally prefer the Arleigh-Burke class destroyer with a complement of MH-60S Seahawk ASW helicopters. A deadly combination of active sonar helicopter-dropped buoys, Mark 48 torpedoes (active guidance or wake-homing work equally well) from assisting Virginia-class fast-attack submarines and an Aegis Ballistic Missile Defense System should ensure that no pesky submarine launched first strike nuclear attack will penetrate your defenses.

    • @semicolontransistor
      @semicolontransistor 3 роки тому +32

      Depending on your material situation you can also play a Russian variant of the above strategy using Udaloy-class anti-submarine warfare destroyers armed with rocket-launched anti-submarine torpedos and carrying Kamov Ka-27 ASW helicopters. Alternatively, a Chinese variant can also be played using Type 055 large stealth destroyers armed with missile-launched ASW torpedos and carrying Harbin Z-20F ASW helicopters and supported by a swarm of Type 056A ASW corvettes. If things get really desperate then the British variant can be played using Daring class destroyers. However, there is a 50% chance that none of them will be available due to engine problems and you will automatically forfeit the game at that point.

    • @nicorozner7417
      @nicorozner7417 3 роки тому +19

      @Robert Chien Interesting proposal. However, this strategy does have its own counters. While the Iowa-class battleship's antiaircraft weapons are suitable for defense against low flying torpedo bombers, they have limited range and can thus be defeated quite easily by standoff ordinance dropped from high flying, high speed aircraft. If my nearby Nimitz-class supercarrier were to launch a squadron of F/A 18 Super Hornet multirole fighters to intercept the Iowa, they could easily disable the warship with a barrage of AGM-65 Maverick radar-guided missiles. Also, the addition of an AWACS E-3 Sentry and an F/A 18G Growler electronic warfare aircraft will lessen the threat of hostile SAM systems, should they be present.

    • @semicolontransistor
      @semicolontransistor 3 роки тому +9

      @Robert Chien Ironically the best way to counter an Iowa in a modern setting is to use submarines. Since modern anti-ship missiles have no chance of punching through the armored citadel. The plan should be to cripple the ship with a mass missile first strike using a fleet of any modern guided-missile destroyer targeting the superstructure, this should disable all missiles and electronics systems added in the 1980s. Hopefully, this first strike also wreaked the funnels and forcing the ship to move at a reduced speed. Finally, send in a submarine to launch half a dozen heavy guided torpedos targeting the keel. This should bypass Iowa's relatively weak torpedo protection and cause uncontrollable flooding which would eventually sink the ship.

    • @JediSteve-J3-
      @JediSteve-J3- 3 роки тому +2

      Question, I only have a sniper rifle, what is the best positioning to win with it.
      Well, scratch that, I have a sniper rifle and a butter knife.

    • @Balladency95
      @Balladency95 3 роки тому

      @@JediSteve-J3- the answer is not really dependant on the weapon, but rather the player.
      All the answers above are correct, but the smart way to victory is to eliminate the Player. Thus, position yourself in whichever way you can stab/shoot the player, that is good enough
      /s

  • @gopniksaurolophus6354
    @gopniksaurolophus6354 3 роки тому +337

    However, keep in mind that White may be able to counter your Ohio-class ballistic missile submarine via the use of the Project 971 Akula-class nuclear-powered fast attack submarine. In the case of such a threat, use your own 688-class Los Angeles fast attack submarine to counter and neutralize the threat to your undersea based power projection

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 3 роки тому +24

      Careful! My opponent's queen's knight annihilated me with an RAF Nimrod 2X4 sonobouy deployment pattern followed by active homing torps. Last time I trust a Tango to do an Alpha's job...

    • @cyrusds
      @cyrusds 3 роки тому +4

      @@mikhailiagacesa3406 use tank

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 3 роки тому +3

      @@cyrusds KV-1? I am stupid; of course a Russian heavy tank. (Slaps forehead)

    • @cyrusds
      @cyrusds 3 роки тому +1

      @@mikhailiagacesa3406 lol

    • @AndroDester
      @AndroDester 2 роки тому +1

      @@mikhailiagacesa3406 no no no if you use the is-7 you can counter then attack yourself sir please be careful next gime

  • @Srae17
    @Srae17 3 роки тому +963

    Let's be a serious for just a while, jokes and sarcasm aside. We should make a board game like this, wherein there are aircrafts, missiles, interceptors, submarines, nukes, anti-submarines, etc. That would be super interesting.
    This video helped me a lot. I didn't know that all I need is just a submarine. Why didn't I think of that. I think aircraft carrier would be better because it's planes will protect me against those migs that kept killing my units in chess.

    • @owenkegg5608
      @owenkegg5608 3 роки тому +127

      If I ever find any motivation I'm totally coding political chess.

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 3 роки тому +82

      The trick to making that is to find realistic and logical ways to tie the chess moves to the cold War tactics.
      Also, the submarine is preferable in this case because it's stealthy and requires less manpower and materiel. An aircraft carrier can't be effectively used without further developing your board.

    • @NixodCreations
      @NixodCreations 3 роки тому +26

      ICBM on steam is kinda like what you're describing, minus the chess.

    • @TripleBarrel06
      @TripleBarrel06 3 роки тому +24

      There's a game called Risk.

    • @gabrielmalta1962
      @gabrielmalta1962 3 роки тому +11

      Aircraft carriers are effective in the early game, but towards the end you'll need stealth capabilities. My favorite moves are to launch a torpedo from a German U-Boat, or simply yeet a B2 stealth bomber into the board

  • @shadowjackal4827
    @shadowjackal4827 2 роки тому +9

    dude there is something about mr. Vikram Rahul Abhishek Pranav Rajesh's voice... I could hear him talking about chess till the end of time

  • @nopenope6150
    @nopenope6150 2 роки тому +6

    Everybody gangsta until Vikram says 'The next move is obvious'

  • @that1dude704
    @that1dude704 3 роки тому +28

    I love how his videos just kept evolving, now he even has reflections / RTX on

  • @opalb9006
    @opalb9006 3 роки тому +613

    "For example: Launching an RS-28 Sonic Liquid Propellant Multiple independently targetable re-entry vehicularly-equipped superheavy intercontinental ballistic missile... would not be possible due to the position of our knight."
    aww i wanted to nuke em

  • @octoriagaming1277
    @octoriagaming1277 3 роки тому +49

    Wow, thank you so much. One time when I accepted this gambit, I lost the game because a Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-31 came in and destroyed my paws with the Kh-47! Now I'm aware of the dangers.

    • @jordanlaquey5325
      @jordanlaquey5325 3 роки тому +4

      MiG stands for Mikoyan-Gurevich. So you're basically said MiG MiG-31. It's like saying Sahara desert

  • @Aceium371
    @Aceium371 3 роки тому +1

    the way the voice is so straight is the reason im currently on the ground breathing while making the sound "Aahaha" and my eyes are dripping of a mixture of salt, fatty oil and water.

  • @a2themg
    @a2themg 2 роки тому +7

    1:06 is exactly what happens when you blunder a rated chess match.

  • @HylianDefender
    @HylianDefender 3 роки тому +97

    Another quality chess video by Bosnian Ape Society. Truly he has mastered every aspect of chess with his flawless strategy and immaculate military arsenal.

    • @litewave5186
      @litewave5186 2 роки тому

      correction: the 'military arsenal' is only another aspect of the board.

  • @dazedlazer
    @dazedlazer 3 роки тому +30

    "Its even funnier the second time!"
    -King neptune

  • @g.williams2047
    @g.williams2047 3 роки тому +14

    I did not expect the sub to bust through the ice, rather I anticipated a trident missile to win the game. Well played BAS.

  • @starlightdragon2665
    @starlightdragon2665 3 роки тому +27

    Summed up the Cold War in one video. And made me laugh my ass off. Beautiful

  • @zaktak4380
    @zaktak4380 2 роки тому +2

    Holy fucking shit, when he gave a few seconds to find the best move I actually thought of nuclear attack from submarines as the solution.

  • @Islachan19
    @Islachan19 3 роки тому +211

    "We know that chess is a political landmine of illegal moves."

  • @Dersephh
    @Dersephh 3 роки тому +45

    Holy fuck, this one is just perfect. These jokes havent get old yet
    Really unfortunate how the algorithm stopped recommending your videos to everyone. They missed a lot of things

  • @pryxisjr3536
    @pryxisjr3536 3 роки тому +12

    I've been waiting for a video like this for a long time, I've grown tired of the constant losses I've suffered due to this, and this video helps a ton.

  • @m1a2abrams50
    @m1a2abrams50 Рік тому +2

    So this is the 5D chess i’ve been hearing about. You have to worry about your pieces, your economy, politics, and your ballistic missile arsenal all at the same time.

  • @adhaskym.a9536
    @adhaskym.a9536 Місяць тому

    This has been the channel I go to everytime. Hope you keep doing this.

  • @rattylad1587
    @rattylad1587 3 роки тому +90

    The only problem is if the enemy decides to set landmines on targets like D5 or G1. This could be a major deterrence as chess rules state that moving a piece on a landline tile results in immediate loss of that piece. How would you counter that?

    • @DNRTannen
      @DNRTannen 3 роки тому +34

      Sanctions placed on the mine-placing player, likely causing enough economic repercussions that the reduction in pawns placed would result in a net positive balance of material on the board. Defence coalitions and trading blocs are a must in today's tournaments.

    • @ratgamer4778
      @ratgamer4778 3 роки тому +11

      Most tournaments have restrictions on what explosives can be placed on what parts of the board, in an attempt to keep the play vanilla as to avoid locking off control of essential areas of the board

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 3 роки тому +1

      And the loss of fingers?

    • @aadipandey8237
      @aadipandey8237 3 роки тому +2

      oh come on, my nuclear powered Ohio class submarine isn't affected by a landmine.

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 3 роки тому +2

      chess with landmines actually sounds dope

  • @lillianruan9801
    @lillianruan9801 3 роки тому +124

    This is an excellent move towards winning the game, but one fatal flaw is that White can counter with a Supersonic T14 S4-D3 Ballistic Missile, which would prevent black moving twice in one turn. A better move is to counter with a A415 T8 Bomber Jet, which will deflect the incoming missile with enough force to allow black to deliver checkmate.

  • @cicADA001
    @cicADA001 3 роки тому +11

    I will now know how to protect my Queen from a Soviet Mikoyan Gurevich 31 mach 3 intercepter carrying nuclear warheads, thank you sir.

  • @personrandom5067
    @personrandom5067 Рік тому +3

    Actual info to beat someone in chess

  • @Czemyslau
    @Czemyslau Рік тому +1

    it's perfect when you play chess and then when you win you just launch a nuclear missile at the board

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +29

    The people who disliked are now having a fleet of nuclear-capable interceptor aircraft coming to level them into the ground

    • @TripleBarrel06
      @TripleBarrel06 3 роки тому +1

      Correction: The people who disliked relied too heavily on the nuclear-capable interceptor aircraft and don't like that the grand master has developed a perfect counter to their antics.

  • @williamhiegel2756
    @williamhiegel2756 3 роки тому +8

    “When in doubt, C4”
    - Jamie Hyneman

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 3 роки тому +120

    Anya Taylor-Joy will be employing this move in the next season of *The Queen's Gambit.*

  • @swiftarrow1174
    @swiftarrow1174 3 роки тому +2

    I love how the videos always start with some super plausible and impressive chess strategies.

  • @asgarion9938
    @asgarion9938 3 роки тому +2

    I love the way you deliver the full strategy up to the last movement and then just turn back to Monke for giggles

  • @ah1rooivalk
    @ah1rooivalk 3 роки тому +30

    As a Nuclear Chess Grandmaster myself, I must say I'm impressed with this tutorial.

  • @chillout9855
    @chillout9855 3 роки тому +38

    Wow, I’ve never seen this strategy before. Typically after accepting the sacrificial pawn, I activate my M163 Vulcan Air Defense System to shoot down any incoming nuclear-capable interceptor aircraft so that the nuclear warhead’s trajectory is altered to the enemy king’s position, effectively winning the game.

    • @davidsong8497
      @davidsong8497 Рік тому

      A solid alternative. Personally, I prefer the Dutch Goalkeeper Close In Weapons System mounted on a Karel Doorman-class frigate for anti-air defense during my chess games.

  • @deanmilos4909
    @deanmilos4909 3 роки тому +4

    Honestly , this is one of the best Chess tutorials I have seen in UA-cam

  • @TheActualG3
    @TheActualG3 Рік тому +1

    This channel understands my humor across the board. Every single video, just top tier.

  • @CT-5689
    @CT-5689 Рік тому

    Thank you for making this tutorials, they have been helpful for me so many times, my favorite was the shopping trolley I use it every time I go shopping now

  • @akihatun
    @akihatun 3 роки тому +12

    Thank you Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abhishek Pranav Rajesh for this detailed explanation of this particular gambit. Your knowledge of the deepest intricacies of chess is truly unparalleled.

  • @ydiesel2214
    @ydiesel2214 3 роки тому +14

    Really appreciate the time, effort, humor, and quality put into these animations. Thank u ❤️

  • @megan00b8
    @megan00b8 3 роки тому +17

    I honestly didn't see the final move coming, beautiful checkmate.

  • @nov3m472
    @nov3m472 Рік тому

    "thank you skillshare" famous last words before the damage inflicted by a ballistic missile

  • @quinnblumenthal403
    @quinnblumenthal403 2 роки тому +5

    As someone who legit plays the albin counter gambit I can confirm this is very accurate.

  • @futbolfanatic8449
    @futbolfanatic8449 3 роки тому +11

    "Just a completely normal game of chess played with completely normal pieces under completely normal circumstances"

  • @Monsterman1315
    @Monsterman1315 3 роки тому +42

    Japan learned this trick the hard way in the year of 1945.

    • @disc_00
      @disc_00 3 роки тому +3

      Wasn't that ICBM variation?

  • @garysmith9818
    @garysmith9818 3 роки тому +4

    I am learning so much about the deeper intricacies of chess from these tutorials. Thank You.

  • @MRGAMERDUDE2021
    @MRGAMERDUDE2021 2 роки тому +1

    We really need to make a video on how to protect your recliner from nuclear warfare

  • @WhuDhat
    @WhuDhat Рік тому

    thanks op, these tutorials are so incredibly relevant today

  • @VividVoid
    @VividVoid 3 роки тому +11

    Damnit all, I thought the proper move at 4:28 was to deploy a Deutschland-class pocket battleship with 12"/50 caliber guns to attack White's pieces. It would be so non-meta, but thankfully I have this great tutorial to show me the error of my ways.

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 3 роки тому +97

    TL;DW: don’t accept capitalism in chess or else a nuclear armed anti-ship armed mig-31 will defeat your every move in chess
    This is for those that for some reason don’t have 8 minutes

    • @TycoonTitian01
      @TycoonTitian01 3 роки тому +5

      And this is how you play hearts of iron IV

    • @u.m.rcentral868
      @u.m.rcentral868 3 роки тому +1

      @@TycoonTitian01 Can we get manpower out of this

    • @TycoonTitian01
      @TycoonTitian01 3 роки тому +1

      @@u.m.rcentral868 idk maybe

  • @lamarepository248
    @lamarepository248 3 роки тому +15

    I expected the UGM-133A Trident II submarine-launched ballistic missile to strike the board, but instead the Ohio-class nuclear-powered submarine rose from the ground. My expectations have been subverted.

  • @NithinJune
    @NithinJune 3 роки тому +1

    How tf was this one of the best chess tutorials I have watched