AWFUL Jehovah's Witness Cartoon shows the reality of Indoctrination ...

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  • @exjwpandatower
    @exjwpandatower  Рік тому +414

    Don’t forget to smash that subscribe button for more Saturday morning cartoon propaganda 😉

    • @Jiggy1510
      @Jiggy1510 Рік тому +2

      NO ONE WANTS TO HIT THE LIKE CAUSE JEHOVAH WITNESSES VIDS ARE COOL

    • @daphnia6897
      @daphnia6897 Рік тому +5

      Congratulations on reaching 10,000 subs!!

    • @satanslittleprince
      @satanslittleprince 10 місяців тому

      @@Jiggy1510 no one cares abt u because Jehovah's Witnesses sucks balls

    • @Juliette_seaturtle
      @Juliette_seaturtle 9 місяців тому +7

      @@Jiggy1510umm yes we love indoctrination

    • @littlekittyonaroof
      @littlekittyonaroof 9 місяців тому

      Smashed

  • @queen_of_flatulence
    @queen_of_flatulence Рік тому +2097

    I don't remember ever asking my parents to be an unbaptized publisher they just told me I was going to become one one day.

    • @ikOldBoy
      @ikOldBoy Рік тому +75

      100% correct.

    • @cultytalk
      @cultytalk Рік тому +145

      Me either. I never ASKED to do it! I was FORCED!

    • @asapstan
      @asapstan Рік тому +35

      Yep.100%

    • @schleprock000
      @schleprock000 Рік тому +69

      Same. My dad just started filling out that little piece of paper and put the same hours for me that he had.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 Рік тому +62

      Same. I just dragged my little ones along with me because I had no babysitter. People at the doors loved them. In that way, I hate to admit it, but the kids acted as the delectable bait to hook the homesteader. The kids, stuffed into suits and frilly dresses, one on a stroller, sometimes fighting each other, sometimes crying-oh my! Let’s get out the cookies and Bibles! I am so ashamed! I’d rather they be atheists than ever repeat that horrible WT “Truth” crap. 😮

  • @Coryoutdahouse
    @Coryoutdahouse Рік тому +1870

    The most disturbing thing about this series is how well and accurately they portray the children in distress from what they are subjected to, meaning they know what they are doing.

    • @highbread817
      @highbread817 9 місяців тому +185

      Man, that's what I was thinking. It's so eerie. I think the creators of this are so brainwashed that they believe this is what children should experience as well
      It's sad

    • @BasteAndThreadpilled
      @BasteAndThreadpilled 8 місяців тому +73

      the more of these i watch, the more hopeful i get that the animators are secretly anti-JW and are putting in subconscious messages into their animated shorts. They literally depict the life of a JW child as miserable in almost every video I've seen, with the thing that makes it all okay being the love of jehovah
      edit: the "learning to drive a car" metaphor/joke only backs up my theory because he is CLEARLY shown to be too small (aka too young) to learn how to drive a car, therefore implying that he is ALSO too small/young to be getting baptized or becoming an unbaptized publisher and spreading the message of the religion before he fully understands it. The only thing is that he then acts all sad that he is too young so that the propaganda can continue, but the point still stands

    • @mushu_beardie2556
      @mushu_beardie2556 7 місяців тому +68

      I think they show the children in distress because they want to *normalize* the distress. If the kids think it's normal to be scared and distressed, they won't question why they're scared and distressed all the time.

    • @aquamarine13yt
      @aquamarine13yt 6 місяців тому +12

      I agree, and too bad the animation and lighting is actually getting pretty nice :/

    • @AydenGonzalez-r3s
      @AydenGonzalez-r3s 4 місяці тому +2

      oh sweet merciful GOD.
      this just now crossed my mind - are they a product of nestle?

  • @mrsebrub
    @mrsebrub Рік тому +984

    I was born into a 3rd Generation JW family. And I was Baptized at age 14 which is rather old for this Cult. I remember being told that as long as I was not Baptized I couldn't have a Driver's license, Go on dates, Participate in JW responsibilities...ie, passing the mike...what a waste of youth with these Old crapheads!!

    • @ronouwendijk1109
      @ronouwendijk1109 Рік тому +17

      Yes me the same

    • @rjhikups78
      @rjhikups78 10 місяців тому +28

      My Gm was lured in in her late 30s and my dad and his siblings were teenagers/pre-pubescent. My dad left, had me, tried out parenting for 9 years, and then sent me back to the same religion he left😮 basically used me as a 'sacrifice' to stay in good favor with my Gm

    • @smashedmelon3156
      @smashedmelon3156 10 місяців тому +5

      What a gm?

    • @rjhikups78
      @rjhikups78 9 місяців тому +7

      @@smashedmelon3156 my grandmother.

    • @Sailorsega
      @Sailorsega 8 місяців тому +8

      @@smashedmelon3156 Game Master.

  • @humanparadoxroro
    @humanparadoxroro 10 місяців тому +564

    I was raised in an atheist family but became friends with a boy who was a JW. He was about the kindest person I had even met in my childhood, he was really a great person. But he did not believe the things he was being taught and he was afraid his parents would find out. Because of how deep into the beliefs they were, he knew they most likely would’ve kicked him out of the house or smth if he was caught “not believing.” I hope he is doing okay.

    • @respectthefish4992
      @respectthefish4992 8 місяців тому +40

      I'm catholic but I can kind of understand him. as a kid I was scared since I was 6 till I was 13 about my dad finding out I don't believe in Jesus. right now I know he is a crazy conservative detached from reality (considered a weirdo even in my conservative part of family) but back then I didn't know that. it was a game of pretend my whole childhood

    • @FeministCatwoman
      @FeministCatwoman 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@respectthefish4992I am so sorry

    • @rivelinorahmadyanirawanpra1469
      @rivelinorahmadyanirawanpra1469 6 місяців тому +18

      Man.. i wish my family was athiest.

    • @BlackSheepNara
      @BlackSheepNara 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@rivelinorahmadyanirawanpra1469 hmmmm they're not always great. Militant conservative atheists like my family are like Christians but the opposite. My parents reaction to me looking at Hinduism was probably equal to evangelical Christians. Lots of screaming, rage, and violently ripping the books.

    • @Nehoets
      @Nehoets 2 місяці тому +3

      Miscommunication leads to complication. Jehovah has principles and values that are from love. Parents that would do that are not manifesting love, nor any value that Jehovah is, also the child has a hypothesis, did that child ever speak to the parents regarding how they felt. It is not anyone's right to force a deciding soul to into decisions, Jehovah's word is sharper than a two edged sword so all a parent needs to do is lead by example, that's it!

  • @PMIObackup
    @PMIObackup Рік тому +703

    This contract is worse than the marriage contract when you get married. When you brake the contract of the watchtower your whole family disown you like your dead.

  • @mrstein1094
    @mrstein1094 Рік тому +1563

    "It's like getting a license to drive a car"
    "because i need to be 16 years?"
    "shut the fuck up caleb"

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin Рік тому +145

      So if I get the license but do something my driving school teacher dislikes, I shall be shunned by all car drivers of the world?

    • @ERNIE555
      @ERNIE555 Рік тому +20

      18 here where I live

    • @adamantiumbullet9215
      @adamantiumbullet9215 Рік тому +47

      @@Tabascofanatikerin
      Shunning is a myth. The governing body said so 😁

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin Рік тому +42

      @@adamantiumbullet9215 Oh okay, then it just doesn't happen. Praise the Governing Body! 🙏

    • @adamantiumbullet9215
      @adamantiumbullet9215 Рік тому +11

      @@Tabascofanatikerin
      You're not very bright, are you? It was sarcasm.

  • @frozentspark2105
    @frozentspark2105 Рік тому +738

    I left JWs 28 years ago, but I'm glad channels like this exist. There's still people who are going through different phases of dealing with them. Keep up the good work, these people need you. Best wishes everyone 👍

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp Рік тому +29

      I left around the same time. I still keep up with it because my mom is a JW and has never shunned me. I'm hoping the recent changed viewpoint on df'd people getting a chance to change their minds during the tribulation makes her feel better about me. But there's hardly anything I agree with JWs on, and it's insane to me that they think only they have the truth about the universe and existence itself.

    • @terriejohnson5543
      @terriejohnson5543 11 місяців тому +15

      I was a jw till I was 17 life and school was hell im 60 now so it was very different when I was in school, weekly groups of students beat me and no help from the teachers or parents mother said it was my own fault because I didn't try to educate the other kids and the kids at the kingdom hall they hated me because there parents hated my mother, yeah life was hell

    • @loriswilliams7758
      @loriswilliams7758 10 місяців тому +9

      ​@terriejohnson5543 Wow, same for me, They beat me up on St Patrick's Day for not having anything Green on. We are about the same age and I left at Age 19 when I moved out .

    • @ritchie6162
      @ritchie6162 6 місяців тому

      Can I ask you all in this discussion a question? When you guys left how did you all reintegrate socially? Was it easy to be more involved and engaged with other social communities? Were you all only allowed to be friends with other JWs like the religion says?

  • @Onwaxwings
    @Onwaxwings Рік тому +1270

    Oh yes the most powerful being in the universe cares if little caleb eats a fucking cup cake.....

    • @volpeverde6441
      @volpeverde6441 Рік тому +1

      'jehovah doesn't love you if you don't
      clean your shoes properly....and you'll
      die....' said my lunatic mother when I was
      8 years old.... fuck jehovah....

    • @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin
      @Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin 9 місяців тому +1

      "And thus the lord said 'and if that little bitch Caleb eats a cupcake I'm sending Michael to beat his ass seven ways to Sunday'." - Shiticus 12:69

    • @morayeelenthusiast
      @morayeelenthusiast 9 місяців тому +179

      every time a kid gets frosting on the nose, the all powerful god of time and space and creator of life cries

    • @gaylittlegoblin
      @gaylittlegoblin 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@morayeelenthusiast damn bro just has depression

    • @banhammy1188
      @banhammy1188 9 місяців тому +107

      Every cup cake eaten by a small child, the great lord of the universe inches closer to destroying all of life on earth

  • @dannycasey8261
    @dannycasey8261 Рік тому +252

    The dad said the elders need to approve of the boy to become a publisher.
    Not gaining the approval of God, but Mens approval? And if not approved they cant preach?

    • @berniereay4055
      @berniereay4055 Рік тому +48

      So you have to gain an elders approval which are a bunch of men And in the Bible it says man cannot Direct his own steps😅

    • @dannycasey8261
      @dannycasey8261 Рік тому +11

      @@berniereay4055 That's the TROOPH!

    • @sherryfish7067
      @sherryfish7067 Рік тому +19

      Things must have changed since I was young and raised a JW. We did not have to be babtized to be a publisher. I was forced to go door to door when I was a little girl and had to turn in "my time". The "end" was imminent. We were raised in fear. I dropped out at 18. Then,the 1974 scare started. I got paranoid ( what if Im wrong?). I was disfellowshipped at the time for living with the young man who would soon be my husband. To make a long story short, I dropped out again and never looked back. What a weight lifted off me and my husband. Here it is,2023 and JW s are still waiting for " the end." I have finally excepted that one day I will die.

    • @Galal-xs3zl
      @Galal-xs3zl 7 місяців тому

      Though I am Muslim I ask how is one spppoused to gain the approval of God? It seems logical to get approval from "elders" who seem more versed in this religion or branch of the Bible (I am not sure)

    • @IamBardsongWolf
      @IamBardsongWolf 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@sherryfish7067
      We all die, but at least you die with people who love and care for you like your husband. You did the right thing and you should be proud of the fact you left and have a better life.

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 Рік тому +345

    It’s truly sad how swiftly parental figures break down their children’s individuality and childhood for the sake of their fable cult.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 8 місяців тому +5

      Then let's do something bout it.

  • @slimfadey2973
    @slimfadey2973 Рік тому +498

    I remember it well, Growing up as the only JW kid in a small rural school. Going straight to school and straight home, stress ulcers in grade school, self isolation, and generally hating life. It was awesome. One thing it did teach me was that most "worldly" people (teachers, parents and even school kids) will do everything they can when they see a young kid in a f*cked up situation. So maybe it was worth it to see the general goodness of humanity.

    • @dantheman4838
      @dantheman4838 Рік тому +48

      I was 1 of 3 Jehovah's witness children in my school. The other 2 were both in my year. We were allowed to sit out of school assembly because our school made us sing Church Of England hymns. But only one of us would sit out every day (brother Benjamin) while me and Brother Richard would sit in and happily sing the hymns like normal kids, much to Brother Benjamins disgust. 😂
      Both Richard and Ben are now elders but I left the Watch Tower Society decades agos. (I still worship Jehovah with all my heart but I have no respect for the organisation).

    • @gbnomore3918
      @gbnomore3918 Рік тому

      You’re the only one that had enough intuition to get out of that organization! Your insight served you well. Because it is, in fact, a “satanic organization“. “For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Therefore it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as servants of righteousness.”

    • @terriejohnson5543
      @terriejohnson5543 11 місяців тому +5

      I went through the same but the school kids teachers hated me because I was a jw

    • @ignorant1126
      @ignorant1126 10 місяців тому +19

      I honestly knew nothing about this religion until now, only that it dissallowed some holiday celebrations. Looking back now, I had a close friend in primary school who was a JW, then said she 'left the religion' I grade six. All I could think was: 'oh boy! Lets do secret santa to celebrate your first Christmas!' ...Now I'm looking back at that with a lot of contemplation 😶 but regardless, I still see her sometimes and we're friends. She's such a tiny, happy ball of energy so I guess I never questioned why she'd want to leave her religion. Now that I've heard the horror stories, I'm glad she left as soon as she did.
      Side note: Although she was the only JW in the year group, she wasn't the only one isolated when we had activities she couldn't join in on. I believe we had three Muslim students (one being a person in the friend group) so I kinda envied them when they didn't have to rehearse Christmas carols every year. It's funny how your brain processes things as a kid, isn't it? How you don't pick up on students being isolated from the group- because of their parents choices- as a bad thing.

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 10 місяців тому +21

      @@dantheman4838 Good on you. It's weird to see people talk about how there's an evil, spiteful force out there that just wants to fuck shit up out of bitterness, and then believe in this figure that loathes joy and wants to ensnare everyone into a web of fear and trauma that becomes self-perpetuating, and not even consider if they might be the same person.

  • @MrCanis4
    @MrCanis4 Рік тому +531

    Why is it that 'UNICEF' is not taking action against this. This is pure child abuse.

    • @freespirit3891
      @freespirit3891 Рік тому +63

      Like any organization really cares⁉️. They've all gone down the 🚽.

    • @adamantiumbullet9215
      @adamantiumbullet9215 Рік тому +35

      Outrage by these various organizations is for show. Secretly, they all approve of it because they're all in the same big club.

    • @markprovan4332
      @markprovan4332 Рік тому +25

      I agree. This organization needs to be banned.

    • @stevenclarke5606
      @stevenclarke5606 Рік тому +29

      What religion preaches that children are born Evil ?

    • @volpeverde6441
      @volpeverde6441 Рік тому

      they are all friends of
      baphemet/moloch/dagon/pan/azazel/shemjaza....the goat of benton....they all piss in the same pot....

  • @alicetheneko7529
    @alicetheneko7529 Рік тому +338

    I think the sparlok toy thing could be explained without breaking the continuity.
    I think the mom was aware of it, but she probably forgot about it for years. Which does happen. So when she saw Caleb with the toy, she probably remembered what it was and decided to try pretend to be interested in it just enough and then tell him that it’s bad.
    Arguably, it makes it so much worse because it’s much more subtle than immediately scolding Caleb for even bringing the “evil” toy into the house in the first place.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Рік тому +43

      I had a feeling she knew exactly what it was
      She just wanted to see what he would say
      That's a tactic used for JW teaching
      What if he had a beauty and the beast DVD?
      Would he still have to throw it away?

    • @nevaehhamilton3493
      @nevaehhamilton3493 11 місяців тому +19

      ​@@cheneethompson5756 JW doesn't like Disney. They have truckloads of magic.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 11 місяців тому +11

      @nevaehhamilton3493 are you sure? My mom's a JW
      And she enjoys disney films!
      Yet, harry potter is a problem with her

    • @Daniellinne
      @Daniellinne 10 місяців тому +16

      I understood the image with the toy and their mom as a kid being a produkt of Sophias imagination, which would not break continuity either. Like they are telling her things and she's imagining it. And we see what sophia is imagining. Ya get me?

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 8 місяців тому +2

      The mom was using a certain tone to get her point across

  • @jasb78
    @jasb78 Рік тому +763

    This is child abuse

  • @RubixCubed3
    @RubixCubed3 Рік тому +302

    Children aren’t even allowed to enter a 5 yr long loan contract with a bank. So why should they be allowed to enter a LIFE long contract with someone or something that may or may not exist. Atleast you know the bank exists.

    • @frozentspark2105
      @frozentspark2105 Рік тому +16

      RIGHT! 👍💯

    • @thelivingdrawing2262
      @thelivingdrawing2262 9 місяців тому +4

      Because Freedom of Religion. Except the freedom to not follow your religion to the letter or else.

    • @tiffanywyatt5137
      @tiffanywyatt5137 8 місяців тому +1

      Well kids cam change their gender and sex so

    • @thelivingdrawing2262
      @thelivingdrawing2262 8 місяців тому +9

      @tiffanywyatt5137 Yes. Because gender identity is an innate trait, and we have overwhelming evidence that accepting trans kids massively increases their quality of life.

    • @tiffanywyatt5137
      @tiffanywyatt5137 8 місяців тому +2

      @@thelivingdrawing2262 a 5 year old doesn't know what it want. Leave kids alone instead of screwing with their normal biology

  • @BlackHoleOfTime
    @BlackHoleOfTime Рік тому +376

    So Magic comes from Satan... Well how did Satan get that power.... Oh yeah God gave it to him.....

    • @ERNIE555
      @ERNIE555 Рік тому +81

      Don’t forget Moses did some awesome tricks 🐍 and parting rivers etc.

    • @adamantiumbullet9215
      @adamantiumbullet9215 Рік тому +29

      @@ERNIE555
      Yeah, but Jehovah's magic is good, Satan's magic is bad.

    • @monihasnone6137
      @monihasnone6137 10 місяців тому +23

      So Jehovah likes magic then?

    • @BlackHoleOfTime
      @BlackHoleOfTime 10 місяців тому +15

      @@monihasnone6137 God has granted what people would call "Magic" in several situations. But he doesn't have a chosen people nor the need to prove and keep the line to Jesus anymore. So anything people seek at this time would be fake or from Satan so it would be rejecting god. Who knows what will happen after this is over and Jesus makes all things new.

    • @SilverIV
      @SilverIV 8 місяців тому +13

      To be fair, god probably gave that power while Lucifer was an angel. That is to say, Satan was once an angel named Lucifer who was probably given magic back then before challenging god and getting his ass kicked, thus becoming Satan.

  • @stampede122
    @stampede122 Рік тому +199

    I bet you the mom did know what the toy was, and asked in a rhetorical way to make a lesson out of it, or recognized it without knowing the lore of it and still used it as a lesson

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 Рік тому +6

      @joepublisher166 effectively, yes

    • @Hero_Of_Time94
      @Hero_Of_Time94 Рік тому +13

      Ironic thing is that jehovah loves magic LOL it was his favorite method of revealing himself all over the bible.

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Hero_Of_Time94 they’re ok with magic so long as it’s from God/Jehovah

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 10 місяців тому +3

      Her tone when she was like "a warrior wizard!" made me believe she knew exactly what it was!

    • @Oklahomarailfan.
      @Oklahomarailfan. 4 місяці тому +1

      Here’s an idea, it’s not the same toy, sure it’s similar, but Caleb’s toy was a human wizard, the one Caleb’s mom saw was a anthropomorphic bear by the looks of it, not the same toy

  • @kylevids3951
    @kylevids3951 Рік тому +105

    A comment for timestamp 1:23- as a former jw, asides from being accompanied by our parents, we were also acompanied by other members of the organization. Thinking back to it now I am fortunate to never have had any issues, but I have heard of a few friends that were made uncomfortable spending time alone with another brother or sister. Specially in groups that do preaching by car. Knowing now that these people could have been S-Offenders and was never made aware to the congregation is DEEPLY disturbing.

    • @ERNIE555
      @ERNIE555 Рік тому +12

      Very disturbing….I had an old dude bring me some cucumbers from his garden…I won’t say what this disgusting old prick said to me…..but how thoughtful 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SharonGaw
      @SharonGaw Рік тому

      An elder groomed me from 12 to 18.he came to my work n tried to kiss me passionately.the shock threw me backwards so l hit him.shock.l was being groomed the entire time.😢

    • @gbnomore3918
      @gbnomore3918 Рік тому +10

      I was around the cult at a young age, but not to the level of some. Got baptized later at 20 but never saw this BS going on or was just oblivious to it. There were some clues though. Really had my head buried in the sand. Wish I had seen it sooner.

  • @lkqgirl3121
    @lkqgirl3121 Рік тому +147

    Hey, i was raised evangelical and telling kids to evangelize adults is predatory. I remember the pressure i felt as like a 12 year old to strike up conversations with random adults to save them from hell. Its appalling how some religious people would be ok with this, as though the evangelism is more important than setting boundaires between vulnerable minors and adults.

    • @kayaissimo
      @kayaissimo Рік тому +19

      Yea, sometimes I feel like telling kids to preach on the streets could be dangerous in a lot of ways. Especially with people hurting street preachers. I do online preaching one in a while, but other than that i feel like that could be physically dangerous for kids.

    • @wrenithilduincats
      @wrenithilduincats 9 місяців тому +2

      I go to a United Reformed Church, and we never pressure kids to feel as they have to evangelize.

    • @lourdespachla6516
      @lourdespachla6516 9 місяців тому

      i once saw an evangelical kid get ripped to shreds by a man's dog, it was my brother, the kid was my brother, oh how i laughed and laughed, i was in so much shock i entered into temporary psycosis, had to stay in quarantine for a week, too bad my brother died, but why grief? i hated him, and now my family forces me to talk about the bible but instead i preach about violence and insanity because while insane, all i felt was F R E E D O M, and i am nihilistic and i am constantly traumatizing my family about how all this time we have been preaching the wrong guy all along... and i don't regret it, my vision of this world is KILL or be KILLED, and after seeing so much gore, a 5 y old having its spine split in half, its organs spilling, his cheeky scared pale face being torn off that ugly deformed skull, and a baby being eaten by insects on he sidewalk, i have become numb.

    • @respectthefish4992
      @respectthefish4992 8 місяців тому +2

      damn that is scary 😨

  • @MariamElGammal-f2v
    @MariamElGammal-f2v 11 місяців тому +162

    Bro I feel bad for people born into this 😭

    • @ZulvisDiaxJr
      @ZulvisDiaxJr 5 місяців тому +8

      imagine the people who aren’t but still get sucked in…i mean, how?!

    • @Justinya0
      @Justinya0 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@ZulvisDiaxJrThey're either desperate, naive or dating someone who is a JW and want to get married to them.

    • @jupiterxal8276
      @jupiterxal8276 18 днів тому +1

      @@ZulvisDiaxJrmy grandpa got into it because of a person who convinced him at his door. Luckily everyone in my family left the religion

  • @cultytalk
    @cultytalk Рік тому +166

    I didn't even notice how they demasculated the dad! Lol 😂😂😂 VERY realistic! No time to go to the gym...only time for preaching, so they gotta take the guy's muscle away.

    • @ERNIE555
      @ERNIE555 Рік тому +13

      And Balls

    • @adamantiumbullet9215
      @adamantiumbullet9215 Рік тому +17

      Caleb's dad = Beta male. The perfect Elder.

    • @cultytalk
      @cultytalk Рік тому

      @@adamantiumbullet9215 💯

    • @thecornucopiasystem
      @thecornucopiasystem Рік тому +1

      ​@@adamantiumbullet9215Nah, the perfect elder would make sure to keep the congregation predators around the kids, because they're enemies of Jehovah anyway 👍

    • @delpoxi2958
      @delpoxi2958 9 місяців тому +2

      he needs to et to the gym and et some gains bro

  • @wholesomecrystals8919
    @wholesomecrystals8919 11 місяців тому +94

    Someone needs to make a animation with these two children finally realizing that they’re being used and that everything doesn’t make sense. It can also be when they’re teenagers..
    Also I must say, I give a huge hug to all the people who are going through the trauma or went through the trauma of being a JW or a XJW.

  • @migdaliafuentes1618
    @migdaliafuentes1618 Рік тому +137

    I remember the magical toy- my grandson was 4 at the time and he had a stuffed Mickey Mouse wizard that he loved so much- he even slept with it. At the time, we were all in so when he watch the video which was one of the first videos, he went to his bedroom and came down to the livingroom and said: Jehovah doesn’t like magic toys so he did like cakes- threw it away. We were so proud of him, we congratulated him!
    Yeas have passed and now we are 7 out of 9 fam members out. And we got him a new Mickey Mouse wizard- he is almost a teenager. And he is such a good kid!
    He likes Star Wars and even mythology!

    • @Zopo16
      @Zopo16 10 місяців тому +18

      Congratulations glad your family is doing well 🎉

  • @davidmcdonald1469
    @davidmcdonald1469 7 місяців тому +54

    My grandfather studied to be a Catholic priest and he used to invite Jehovah’s Witnesses in and convert them to Catholicism.

    • @blindknitter
      @blindknitter 3 місяці тому +10

      😂 Awesome. I just try to teach them Greek.

    • @S0ap_Bvbbl3z
      @S0ap_Bvbbl3z 3 місяці тому +16

      That’s great! He’s probably helped many people get away from a doomsday cult :D

    • @adriantostevin5776
      @adriantostevin5776 6 днів тому

      Convert them to Catholicism!?!? Can’t you see the irony??? Talk about out of the frying pan into the fire!

    • @Taffer1000
      @Taffer1000 3 дні тому

      Lol

  • @alexisdominey6487
    @alexisdominey6487 11 місяців тому +62

    She called the baptism process "so cool" imagine she gets baptized over spring break, and when she returns she an deer classmates are tasked to talk about what they did over the break.
    All her classmates talked about going on fun trips with their family, on real life there's a good chance she'd realize how boring her life is.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 8 місяців тому +3

      I wish there was a video about that!

    • @JasTheSass
      @JasTheSass 6 місяців тому +1

      Oh my goodness, I feel that so much. I was catholic (baptized late) and not a JW, but it kind of sucked when the only thing I could say about my break was that I got confirmed, or that over the weekend I got baptized.

  • @dansaikyo6664
    @dansaikyo6664 Рік тому +49

    I was only ever an unbaptized publisher cuz I couldn't pull the trigger on dedicating myself to the cult, but my family still essentially shuns me.

  • @bananamanchester4156
    @bananamanchester4156 10 місяців тому +53

    My home was called on once by a set of parents and a girl who could be no more than 7 or 8 years old, clearly in tears, her face buried in her mother's skirt. The whole family looked so upset that at first, I thought they might have been involved in an accident and were going to ask for help. Instead, the father asked me whether I still think Jesus has a place in the modern world, and my heart sank. I still think about that poor little girl.

  • @PastaMaster115
    @PastaMaster115 Рік тому +79

    The Sparlock being shown in the mom's photo gives her reaction to the toy a whole new meaning than it had before. She knew what it was. She was asking because she wanted to hear Caleb say it. I've heard that tone before from adults growing up. They want to direct you to the "right" decision by playing dumb and leading you with questions.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Рік тому +7

      Yeah! I could tell by her tone she knew exactly what it was

    • @colt.4598
      @colt.4598 8 місяців тому

      It’s a manipulation tactic.

  • @number1madokastan
    @number1madokastan 8 місяців тому +33

    As a Christian (angelican) jw kids have my heart, religion should make you happy and not guilt you 🙁

  • @ConTxT
    @ConTxT Рік тому +79

    Who else had their Pokemon thrown away as a child. Thank you Jehovah for removing my future financial gains 🙏 so stupid to demonize fictional characters. That's like legitimately hating someone like Malfoy from HP lol Great video ❤

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Рік тому +7

      My mom, who's a JW, has a slew of JW friends who love beauty and the beast
      So, that's okay, but harry potter isn't?

    • @kayaissimo
      @kayaissimo Рік тому +3

      My friend had that happen to her. She wasn’t JW.
      I did too but not by pressure, to was my own opinion. But maybe looking back it was just because my friend got rid of hers lol. My mom never pressured though, she reassured me, and asked me if it was the right decision. Love my mom ❤

    • @Radechanicalarsonist
      @Radechanicalarsonist 7 місяців тому +3

      My mom is hiding my fnaf figures and fnaf books because shes convinced their "evil"

    • @JasTheSass
      @JasTheSass 6 місяців тому +2

      I’m so sorry. Stories like that make me realize how lucky I am that my parents were relaxed (Catholic, not JW). My brother and I used to bond over watching Pokémon, and we had a huge collection of cards. Doing Pokémon battles and trading cards with our neighbors was basically the only way we got along for a while.

  • @Winter-Wolfi
    @Winter-Wolfi 8 місяців тому +27

    5:38 Funny story, this is the Jehovah's witness rule that started my journey to atheism somewhere around the ages 9-10.
    I thought long and hard about why God would care about me giving or receiving birthday gifts and I came up with 3 possible answers:
    1) God doesn't actually care about that kind of stuff, it's just some stuff adults made up.
    2) God doesn't exist so I don't have to follow that rule.
    3) God DOES exist but I would never follow a God who cares so much about such meaningless things.

  • @OrangeLefty4
    @OrangeLefty4 11 місяців тому +48

    This reminds me of a story my mom told me once. Apparently, when she was a kid, there would be people (who sound like JWs) that would go to her house (my grandma’s house) and try to get her family to convert to their religion. Of course, my grandma (her mom) would just start teaching them about Jesus (from Classic Christianity). It’s kind of a funny story but it’s also sad what JWs are forced into doing for a deceptive organization

    • @OrangeLefty4
      @OrangeLefty4 11 місяців тому +10

      Also I’m pretty sure God loves everyone greatly and equally, even those who don’t believe in Him

  • @DarkTripods07
    @DarkTripods07 Рік тому +26

    It's honestly an sad life for them, they don't even have freedom to grow up figure what they want to do and if they don't follow Jw they'll be kicked out the house or if there to young they wont kick you them out but just Ignore them. It's so hostile and toxic to there brain developments and being shun to be kicked out with no knowledge of the outside world.

  • @General_Belu
    @General_Belu 10 місяців тому +35

    If this were me, I’d just fake my death, change my identity and move on with my life.

  • @dannycasey8261
    @dannycasey8261 Рік тому +31

    What if 3 elders decide one way but Jehovah diagrees with the elders?
    The 3/4 majority wins! 🎉😂

  • @Colin12475
    @Colin12475 3 місяці тому +8

    Cult warning signs:
    -Isolation from people who do not share the same beliefs.
    -Think of the world and flesh as inherently evil.
    -Confusion, great doubts, mental, physical or emotional breakdowns, cries for help.
    -Attitude of self-righteousness or superiority: "we versus the world," including the denial of one's human-ness.
    -Obsessive about praying, going to church, reading the bible, attending crusades, watching television evangelists, sending money to missions.
    -Excessive fasting.
    -Shame-based belief that you aren't good enough or you aren't doing it right.
    -Magical thinking that God will fix you/do it all, without serious work on your part.
    -Hearing messages from God.
    -Inability to think, doubt, or question religious information and/or authority.
    -Radical or erratic personality changes.
    -Unrealistic or excessive financial contributions to churches.
    -Judging others; often angry and violent toward "heathens".
    -Brainwashing attempt to persuade family and significant friends to their way of thinking.
    -Scrupulosity: rigid obsessive adherence to rules, codes of ethics, or guidelines.
    -Compulsively talking about God, religion or quoting from Scripture.
    -Conflict and argumentation with science, medicine, and education.
    -Progressive detachment from the real world, isolation and breakdown of relationships.
    -Discourage thinking for oneself, doubting or questioning.
    -Sexuality seen as dirty or bad.
    -Manipulating scripture or texts, feeling specially chosen, claiming to receive special messages from God.
    -Cannot accept criticism.
    -Suffer tension, stress, often develop physical illnesses, such as eating disorders, depression and anxiety.
    -Maintaining a religious "high", trance-like state, keeping a happy face (or the belief that one should...)

    • @Nerdonardo-1
      @Nerdonardo-1 2 місяці тому

      Wow, writed really well, you are a EX JW? I hope you dint suffered all this in your life and as a kid

    • @Colin12475
      @Colin12475 2 місяці тому

      @@Nerdonardo-1 I didn't write that, I just copy and pasted it from the internet.
      My mom did force me to go to a church when I was a kid, but after a while she stopped and it wasn't a fundie or JW one either.

    • @Nerdonardo-1
      @Nerdonardo-1 2 місяці тому

      @@Colin12475 oh cool.

  • @Tabascofanatikerin
    @Tabascofanatikerin Рік тому +49

    Oh YES, please review more of these "Become Jehovah's Friend" cartoons, they as well as your reviews and explanations on them are so interesting, more so because their main targets are JW children.
    Just a question here: The topic Armaggedon or paradise are never mentioned in the cartoons. No "Just don't waste any time, you wanna be baptized before you go to paradise, right?" or something like that. I get that family or community pressure surely play a huge role, but does Armageddon ever play a role in the lives of JW on their way to baptism? I mean, it is sort of one of the main reasons to join this cult, right?

    • @cultytalk
      @cultytalk Рік тому +11

      💯!!! My sister likes to pretend the REWARD has nothing to do with why she's a JW... yet I catch her making comments on her social media about "the RESURRECTION PARTIES they're all going to have "in paradise!" The DELUSION is THICK!! I'd be thinking about HOW to get electricity & WHO will manage it in "paradise" before I'd be "planning parties". 🙄🙄🙄

    • @ERNIE555
      @ERNIE555 Рік тому +4

      Voll der coole Name btw

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin Рік тому +5

      @@ERNIE555 Dankeschön!

    • @amandalynn4979
      @amandalynn4979 8 місяців тому

      They actually did mention paradise in one cartoon that was essentially telling JW kids to bully other kids with gay parents 💀

    • @TroublePuffs
      @TroublePuffs 8 місяців тому +3

      In the congregation I grew up in, they actively advised anyone AGAINST getting baptized for the reason of being afraid they'll die in Armageddon. They had talks about it. It's not good enough for Jehovah, according to them. You have to sincerely, genuinely, from the bottom of your heart and soul want to dedicate your life and soul to Jehovah and his organization. Nothing else is gonna cut it. You will perish with the rest of the "wordly" people if you don't get baptized for the "right" reason. And fear of dying in a mass genocide isn't good enough. What can ya do 💀

  • @brandiarmstrong2902
    @brandiarmstrong2902 10 місяців тому +21

    I'm actually a southern baptist, and I was baptized approximately 20 years ago, at the age of 10. My pastor asked me if I had accepted Jesus as my personal Lord and savior, and to explain what that meant, and explained that baptism is an act of *obedience* to God, and doesn't save you. He asked me why we get baptized (to publically proclaim our faith before God and his people), and that was the extent of the questioning before I was deemed ready for baptism.

    • @piercejones4355
      @piercejones4355 9 місяців тому

      That’s kinda dumb, they see baptism as such a high commitment but allow children to be baptized people who don’t even know what they want to a high degree

  • @Icosaedro
    @Icosaedro 10 місяців тому +59

    I am currently 15 years old, I'm not baptized nor a publisher, I'm currently suffering from family expectations, one of my family members told me if I wanted to be a non-baptized publisher, when I told them 'I don't feel ready' they got serious and left, when we met again they told me how disappointed he was with me, and how sad I'm making Jehovah. I just can't take this anymore, my family members keep insisting for me to get baptized like my cousins .
    I also am facing with problems on my sexual orientation, I remembered I was eating with my family and I was thinking about some girl in my class, she was really funny. And I remember one of my aunts teased me that if I was thinking about a guy, and I got a embarrassed (allegedly red faced) and one of my aunts joined in and said 'I'm glad you are thinking about a boy and not a girl' and I just felt so awkward.
    I'm just hoping that soon when I get my own place to stay I'll leave, I just cannot stand this pressure anymore..

    • @SemiSubconsciousSaboteur
      @SemiSubconsciousSaboteur 10 місяців тому +10

      I'm so sorry. I was a never-baptized queer kid who was raised around it on my mother's side while my father's family is some other christain denomination, here. My once very worldly, very educated, very successful, very LGBT-friendly mom leaned into it aggressively after my father died and tried to pull me in with her. I was a little younger than you at the time so the switch was really a shock to the system (lol).
      Their disappointment with you not being ready is so hypocritical. Unless it's changed in the past 20 years, JWs always criticized other sects' practice of baptizing babies and children withouth their consent and stressed the importance of making sure the baptism candidate is sure that it's something they fully understand and desire. My own bible study 'teacher,' I discovered later on, had been talking about how baffled she was that I hadn't gotten baptized after 2 years of regular (see: arm-twisted. Like you, I also zoned out and often thought about my ♂️♀️ crushes at the time so it was a pretty big waste of time).
      The homophobia was (is) very damaging and it seems like they go out of their way to make some random disparaging comment about queer people in conversations that have nothing to do about gender/orientation. My mother would get weirdly nasty whenever I would talk about my bosses at the time after she found out they were a lesbian couple. I got sick of her say shit unprovoked and finally gathered the courage to ask her why when they'd been nothing but kind to me. That set off a conversation that ended up with me cowering on the stairs and her looming over me demanding to know why I was defending them and asking if there was anything I needed to tell her about myself. I was so terrified by it that even the thought of trying to date anyone was something I wouldn't entertain for many years... I admire zoomers/alpha because you guys seem to recognize and *loudly* callout status quo bullshit early on, but if you haven't already, I hope you realize being queer doesn't make you bad or some anomaly unworthy of love. And please know that you don't owe your family any explanations; I've still never officially had that talk with my immediate family and don't plan to.
      I didn't put my foot down until I turned 24 and I'm still dealing with the damage in my 30s. While I absolutely hope you'll get away much sooner than that, please make sure you're financially independent of your family. I'm guessing your family doesn't support the concept of sending their kid away to college like mine did (they never flat out told me no, but they were passive aggressively discouraging indifferent ways). If you want to go the college route and you haven't already started, I would suggest that you consider taking some post secondary classes to count towards prereqs so that you'll be that much closer to your degree. I only did spent years at community college, but my AAS landed me a very in-demand healthcare job that supports me and my pets comfortably. School also gives you access to guidance counselors, various resources, and clubs for LGBT people if you're not getting that support right now.
      I know you didn't solicit me and I totally didn't intend to write a novella just now, but I HATE hearing about people, especially ones already dealing with the crap that normally comes during this part of your formative years, go through the same unneccessarily soul-crushing experience. Please consider finding finding a trauma-informed therapist, if you can. It took me a while to recognize the scenarios that we dealt with do, in fact, count as traumatic and the sooner you address it, the better. I truly wish you the best and hope you're in a healthier situation, soon ❤

    • @Icosaedro
      @Icosaedro 10 місяців тому +5

      @@SemiSubconsciousSaboteur I-.. I'm the loss of words.. I can't tell you how happy I am to just feel comforted by my own problems, you are a wonderful person, I hope everything good happens to you in the future, thanks a ton for the advice, I'm currently making a separate bank account to save money, and also currently wanting to make a small job as an artist! Soon in some years I'll be in medical school!, but it's a very good public school so paying isn't a very huge deal !
      And I have no words to say! And well I really appreciate for someone to understand me, feeling safe that I'm not alone, that there are more people like me out there, but I thank my brother to be the one to gain courage and stand up for my family and live with my father.
      You have no idea how much those words do to me, and I really like someone being this supportive ; Even more supportive than my own family combined, no one had shown this type of compassion for me, and me being part of the LGBT community makes my heart melt with such beautiful words.... I love you so much/p, And I hope you get all the best things in life. 💖❤
      Bless your heart! 🤗💕

    • @DewDrop_Doodlez
      @DewDrop_Doodlez 9 місяців тому +3

      I am in a similar situation where I'm in a Jw family and am queer so I understand what you're going through. I just wanted to say I'm so sorry and I hope things get better for you

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 8 місяців тому +3

      Good luck on getting outta there!

    • @STEELO-247
      @STEELO-247 8 місяців тому

      Hopping from one cult to another 😂😂

  • @lauraxiap-riscajche558
    @lauraxiap-riscajche558 Рік тому +16

    I knew someone who got baptized at 6. He would be in his early 20s now, and last I knew, he was still in. I wanted to get baptized at 12 and 13 but my dad told me no. He wanted me to be older. He finally gave in when I was 14. If I only knew then what I know now. Hindsight is 20/20. I just wish my family would wake up and see it.

  • @dansaikyo6664
    @dansaikyo6664 Рік тому +49

    When I was 11/12, my mom made me cancel my subscriptions to Nature and Cosmos magazines cuz they were teaching me "evil, satanic things" like radiocarbo dating and evolutionary biology. Any time I was reading anything that wasn't a WT publication or the NWT Bible, I'd get lectured for how I should be spending all that time doing something for Jehoprah. 🙄

  • @Gigi53789
    @Gigi53789 10 місяців тому +13

    I’m a cradle-Catholic,with a well rooted faith-but THIS freaks me out. I could NEVER break ties with my friends of other religions, religion is never brought up anyway so why does it matter?

  • @juniortyrell3950
    @juniortyrell3950 Рік тому +34

    every time the budget goes up, the more tighter they make, the dad's pants

    • @gregsmith8977
      @gregsmith8977 9 місяців тому

      @Sam-pd9mp :(

    • @Nezukoscat
      @Nezukoscat 4 місяці тому +6

      Oh no, the evil homosexual pants 😂

  • @minecrafbees
    @minecrafbees Рік тому +7

    randomly clicked on your video for some classic youtube background noise. I quickly became invested in the video and what you were saying. Im some type of atheist now while my family is catholic for some background. Throughout middle school I had a best friend. Funnily enough her name was also sofia and she was a jehovahs witness. Being young I thought her religion was stupid for not allowing her to participate in "regular" childhood experiences like holidays, but I grew to accept it with time. I often couldnt buy her gifts bc her parents were so strict. I could NEVER hang out with her outside of school bc i wasn't the same religion. she said her parents could never accept me. she was only allowed to hang out with children of the other religion. and often times i found her growing to hate the way she lived and how controlling her parents were over her social life. i was still friends with her in the beginning of high school, and we were choir mates. choir involved A LOT of holiday songs so she always was given alternate things to do. When the winter concerts rolled around, our class needed to compile all the christmas songs towards the end so she had an opportunity to step off the stage and go to her family. But oftentimes, her family wouldn't show up to watch her perform just because christmas was simply involved. i only remember them showing up when our concert was winter themed (no christmas songs). they had only watched her perform once. i felt a lot of negative emotions towards her parents for that reason. but i tried to be understanding. we had all given her(mostly her family) opportunity to depart before anything holiday related had begun. But still, they wouldnt be there. we have grown and graduated now. Watching these videos helps me realize just how much she went through.

  • @pinedelgado4743
    @pinedelgado4743 Рік тому +24

    YES!!!! Of course I'd want to see more videos of this type from you as time goes forth, ExJW Panda Tower!!! I've just given this one a like and I've even playlisted it!! I so CRAZY-LOVE your commentary!!! :) :) :) :) You, Owen Morgan and Harrison Cother (of The Truth Hurts) are my FAVORITE ex-JWs on UA-cam!!! I love ALL of your videos!!! :) :) :) :)

    • @JA9-fx7sg
      @JA9-fx7sg Рік тому +2

      I agree! Panda has content on a regular basis but I have been wondering about Harrison. He hadn’t posted anything in a few months.

  • @simona_ab
    @simona_ab Рік тому +11

    Congrats for 10 k!🎉🎉🎉

  • @dannycasey8261
    @dannycasey8261 Рік тому +14

    Being asked if his friends are Jehovah's friends I noticed they showed Caleb with his parents and an old man. I guess their congregation doesn't have any kids so Calebs friend is this old man. What the hell did what was being said and the corresponding video clip have to do with each other? It didnt show Caleb surrounded by JW kids.

    • @ERNIE555
      @ERNIE555 Рік тому

      Suits this pedophile club…..that’s called conditioning

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp Рік тому +6

      There's another one where Sophia is sad she doesn't have any friends her age and dad tells her "you don't need any, you have the congregation." My dad did pretty much the same thing to me. I went to my ten year high school reunion going around apologizing to everybody for being such a dick.

  • @sgs6991
    @sgs6991 11 місяців тому +23

    I had a Jehovah's witness friend in elementary school for a while, I was in 5th grade and the only thing she taught me was the word "masturbation", kids my age didn't know that word but somehow the Jehovah's witness did 😂

  • @spring063_4
    @spring063_4 9 місяців тому +17

    Man, watching this stuff makes me realize how fortunate I was to just being raised as an open minded christian.

    • @Denvo555
      @Denvo555 8 місяців тому +3

      Agreed, I’m personally catholic and I thought atheism was weird until I found out about this a few hours ago

    • @JaxsonShehane
      @JaxsonShehane 2 місяці тому

      “Open minded Christian”
      oxymoron - noun - a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction

  • @totallygre
    @totallygre 9 місяців тому +52

    “Just imagine a 7 year old getting into a life long contract”
    Me, baptized as a Catholic when I was 6 months old: 🧍‍♀️

    • @gregsmith8977
      @gregsmith8977 9 місяців тому +6

      same. I managed to tear up the contract later though lol

    • @totallygre
      @totallygre 8 місяців тому +3

      @@gregsmith8977 is that possible???

    • @gregsmith8977
      @gregsmith8977 8 місяців тому +9

      @@totallygre yeah. I'm a atheist now. I got lucky though and had family who let me. it could very easily have been different

    • @MushBunny
      @MushBunny 8 місяців тому

      I was baptized at 3 months 😭😭

    • @justinwilliams463
      @justinwilliams463 8 місяців тому

      The difference is that if you leave Christianity your family probably won’t mind but leaving JWs makes you dead to them

  • @orange_turtle3412
    @orange_turtle3412 8 місяців тому +7

    Thank God I grew up Catholic: a religion where challenging beliefs is considered a good thing. Ive arrived at what I believe through personal discernment.

  • @AperfectUsername23
    @AperfectUsername23 8 місяців тому +8

    0:43 that black dot on his blue shirt annoys the heck out of me

  • @jwtruth
    @jwtruth Рік тому +7

    Why do people get baptized? Along with what you mentioned the possibility of getting disfellowshipped and shunned is downplayed. Disfellowshipping is mentioned as someone who would reject God, which no one studying could like imagine doing, or wanting to lead a horrible depraved life. They also say if you do anything bad, you just need to be repentant and you will be fine. No mention of 3 men grilling you in a room possibly asking a lot of far too intimate questions. So of course a bible student will just assume it will never happen to them, only wicked, immoral, depraved sickos get DFd and they obviously deserve it. Then, often in a few years, they find out the real truth. Hanging with a DFd person and thats it? You can be Dfd as well. Informed consent does not play a role before or even after baptism.

  • @KarunaHD
    @KarunaHD 10 місяців тому +11

    If jahova was a real life friend, there´s too much of a power imbalance, since all the emotional work would be on you. You have to like what your friend likes, you have to hate what they hate.

  • @Marioandluigifan101
    @Marioandluigifan101 9 місяців тому +13

    Jw parents: you donthis, and that, and that, and this.
    Kids: i cant wait when im 18.
    10 years later.
    Jw parents: why doesn't our kids come back? Why dont they talk to us anymore?
    Because of this bull crap!

  • @ohhimark742
    @ohhimark742 10 місяців тому +6

    I think we're more mad at the mom because moms are supposed to be empathetic. The dad promotes all the same bull but we expect dads to require verbal communication while the mom is both pushing and ignoring nonverbal communication

  • @Neekachu11
    @Neekachu11 9 місяців тому +11

    This is a very random observation, but does anyone else think that the younger version of Sofia's Mum looks NOTHING like her?

    • @greyskymy
      @greyskymy 8 місяців тому +5

      Someone said adult mom got an Ariana Grande tan. 😂

  • @LOwens-xf8yo
    @LOwens-xf8yo 8 місяців тому +10

    Growing up Catholic, I was so grateful when I’d get a comic book instead of a Bible story at Sunday school. They were gonna shove the religions stuff down my throat anyways, but at least the comics were less boring and made me feel normal.

    • @yodaedits416
      @yodaedits416 7 місяців тому +1

      Growing up Presbyterian my dad used to give me Power Mark comics (It's about a Christian superhero)

    • @weirdlittlesister
      @weirdlittlesister 3 місяці тому +2

      In my family, my grandma was a very devoted Calvinist, my parents have never practiced any religion, but when me and my sister were kids, grandma tried everything in her power to pull us into church. We had to attend sunday sermons with her, and when we started violently resisting by demonstrating the single most unhinged behaviour in church, she tried to do "home sermons" with us, which we also sabotaged. She also gave us religious books like Bible stories for kids and moral/educational religious tales, but thing is, I kinda liked those. They were entertaining, even though they did nothing to convert me in any regard

  • @pca1987
    @pca1987 6 місяців тому +7

    Is it just me who finds it weird to call an involved member a "publisher"? Maybe I'm to Catholic to get it, but it sounds like an editorial business thing and not a religious one.

  • @allib9742
    @allib9742 Рік тому +30

    He was probably also told: "You will never die."

  • @kaheivi
    @kaheivi 10 місяців тому +11

    i grew up reformed christian and as a kid i went with pretty much whatever my parents said. i remember one time i asked if my friend if she was christian and she said her parents are atheists. i asked my dad if she could go to heaven and he flat out said no. i was so sad because she was very nice and i asked why not if she’s very kind. he told me that’s not what it takes to go to heaven. i was 8 and terrified because i thought my friend would burn in hell 😭

    • @piercejones4355
      @piercejones4355 9 місяців тому +4

      If being a good person is not good enough to go to heaven then God would just be an asshole

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 8 місяців тому +2

      @@piercejones4355as if he wasn’t already an asshole for forcing “Be As PERFECT as humanly possible or BURN ETERNALLY,” onto everyone.
      Well, technically eternal damnation is a state of mind, or one of many different places from creepy forests to ice lakes and the Satan’s mouths (varies on variant) but still.

    • @DiamondWorldYoutube
      @DiamondWorldYoutube 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@piercejones4355 There's no such thing as a good person. We are all born in sin

    • @CAHiredGun
      @CAHiredGun Місяць тому +1

      @@Aaa-vp6ug That is categorically the opposite of what Reformed Christians (Calvinists) - or any Protestants for that matter - believe.
      No one is able to be morally perfect. We all have a sinful nature. It is impossible for anyone to go to heaven on their own merit. Jesus took the punishment meant for us so that whoever comes to God with a contrite heart and faith in Jesus' sacrifice for their sin will have their sins blotted out and be saved for eternity.
      We broke God's law, Jesus paid the fine, and now we all have a pardon can choose to reject, or to accept through faith. That's it. It's a free gift.
      “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” - John 3:16
      “For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
      Not of works, lest any man should boast.” - Ephesians 2:8-9

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Місяць тому +1

      @@CAHiredGun oh, thanks for letting me know.

  • @Tigressvanah02
    @Tigressvanah02 9 місяців тому +5

    My parents to this day would say i got baptized because i wanted to. They literally kept asking me every other day for months when i wanted to get baptized, "look she got baptized and shes only a year older than you why do you want to wait? You arent spiritually weak are you?" It was completely manipulation.

  • @Juliette_seaturtle
    @Juliette_seaturtle 9 місяців тому +3

    As growing up as an atheist one time when I was younger I was walking downtown with one of my friends who is also atheist we were talking about if we actually believed I and do we have the feeling of going to church because everyone around us in our southern town went to church and had been told some mean stuff, when strangers were intentionally listening to our convo and kept saying Jesus loves us, so we were freaking out like what is happening and is this a coincidence when some adult strangers came up to us asking our names and trying to preach things about the Bible we ran away cause we were minors and stranger dance so that scared us so bad cause we thought we were being followed which we definitely were.

  • @Strongmighty-f5x
    @Strongmighty-f5x 8 місяців тому +6

    Few years ago, JW people came to my house when I was not home. They waited for hours until other neighbors drive by and told them to not comeback and will have them arrested for trespassing. They refused listen what neighbors ordered them to leave immediately but JW won’t leaving so did called police. Police did come real quick in less 5 minutes and arrested them, impounded vehicle. JW got heavier charged, on probation for very long time.

  • @my.caetano_
    @my.caetano_ 4 місяці тому +6

    JW: We can't have magic
    Catholic: *Writes Lord of the Rings*

  • @AgentOrange96
    @AgentOrange96 4 місяці тому +4

    I was baptized Catholic before my memory even starts. I am agnostic, but I have Catholic friends and none of them give a fuck that I am no longer Catholic.
    Sure maybe Catholics baptize their kids way too early for them to consent to it, but it's rarely socially destructive, at least in the US, to leave the church.

    • @weirdlittlesister
      @weirdlittlesister 3 місяці тому +1

      As a baptised Calvinist, I can safely say to you that here in Europe nobody gives a damn if you don't follow the path of the church growing up, even if you aren't baptised. It might be different in overly religious families or in small communities where religion is the main cohesive force, so you are kind of stuck doing what everybody else around you is doing, but generally speaking nobody gives a damn.
      On a hindsight though, my boss has tries to subtly convert me into Catholicism a few times and occasionally brings up me being baptised a Calvinist but it's more like a joke if anything, since I've outspokenly distanced myself from Calvinism several times already

  • @terriejohnson5543
    @terriejohnson5543 11 місяців тому +13

    I had no barbie because barbie had breast can u believe that? Now i have over 100 in my collection of vintage barbie

  • @Mu-vm4ij
    @Mu-vm4ij Рік тому +8

    This video explained a lot about a toxic past friend of mine. I’m Muslim and went to a school in a predominantly Muslim area. (I live in America but I live in a very diverse area.) I wasn’t super religious and neither were my parents, we follow the Quran but are apart of a secular minority. This ex friend of mine was Jehovah’s witnesses and he’d constantly drill me on my faith. I was usually never the one to bring it up, but he’d always find a way to try to imply that “my god” was weaker than “his god”. Even when I explained that Allah was not a separate entity but was just the Arabic word for god he’d ignore me. He’d often “jokingly” refer to me as a terroist, drill me for not believing in Jesus (Muslims do believe in Jesus by the way, and I explained this to him multiple times.) he was weirdly pushy on the topic of faith but I’d usually look past it. Now I understand why. JW really is a cult like setting and encourages casually racism and bigotry.

    • @SemiSubconsciousSaboteur
      @SemiSubconsciousSaboteur 10 місяців тому

      I've come to realize they're just like any other racist, pedo-defending, misogynistic, homophobic conservative christian group sans (overtly) participating in politics.

  • @respectthefish4992
    @respectthefish4992 8 місяців тому +3

    17:07 hi! catholic raised here. this fr like, catholic baptism doesn't mean shit to the person who is getting baptised (as in their spiritual journey) it is more of parents and god parents as it is a promise to raise the kid christian. even first communion (at about 10 years old) isn't a pledge, it just enables you to take full part in the mass. you as an individual confirm being christian at confirmation (at about 15 years old) and choose your second or third name, for which it takes 2 years of active preparation.
    for example I never did confirmation as I never was quite sure how I feel about it. and that is okay, no one shunned me even in my conservative part of family for that. no one cares tbh, cuz after all it is supposed to be an honest decision when you are sure and you can always take part in it when you're ready.
    - everything is from my experience of living in a catholic 90% majority society

  • @Woirmen
    @Woirmen 10 місяців тому +66

    5:42
    "Caleb... are you *gay* ?"

    • @Yandel2105
      @Yandel2105 8 місяців тому +4

      LMAO

    • @User-tn2cm
      @User-tn2cm 8 місяців тому +6

      that was the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, thank you SO MUCH for tat

    • @pkmntrainerred4247
      @pkmntrainerred4247 6 місяців тому

      "Y-Yes Dad..."
      "Son, didn't we tell you Jehovah wouldn't allow gay people into his paradise?"

  • @Doodle128
    @Doodle128 9 місяців тому +11

    That's it, I'm becoming a wizard.

  • @Rottedkitsu
    @Rottedkitsu 9 місяців тому +3

    OMG I REMEMBER SOME THESE, PARTIALLY MY FAMILY AREN'T WITNESSES ANYMORE BUT I REMEMBER SEEING THESE WHEN I WAS SIX, I'M SO GLAD MY FAMILY AREN'T WITNESSES ANYMORE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COVERING THIS! I'm also an ex witness myself and we sang a lot in the kingdom hall, I'm not sure if it was like that for you too but it was like that for me when I was younger, I think my brain blocks out my memories of being a witness a lot of times but I remember some things.

  • @GopherCakeStuff
    @GopherCakeStuff 10 місяців тому +4

    When I was growing up, we only had tv when we could afford batteries for it since we lived in a house without electricity, so I was hungry for any readinf material. I read every Watchtower pamphlet left with us. I took them in as fiction like every other book I consumed at that age just with more dramatic illustrations.

  • @duffsuff
    @duffsuff 9 місяців тому +13

    I think the funniest part is that Caleb looks like morel orel

    • @JaxsonShehane
      @JaxsonShehane 2 місяці тому

      That makes me think: This “become Jehovah’s friend” series as a whole feels like if someone watched a couple episodes of Moral Orel, specifically season 1 episodes, and didn’t pick up on the sarcasm and exaggeration, thought that was legit what all Christians believed, and made a series based on that.

  • @AADU-m4i
    @AADU-m4i Рік тому +9

    I feel bad for the children who grew up
    Watching this 🥲

  • @chiwi94hallomann
    @chiwi94hallomann 4 місяці тому +4

    "Mom looks so young in this picture" Girl, she even changed her skin colour after her baptism 😂
    ... In all seriousness...Man, poor kids

  • @Denvo555
    @Denvo555 8 місяців тому +10

    Tbh the kids aren’t even dedicating to Jesus, but to a Christianity ripoff

  • @Liliaczanka
    @Liliaczanka 9 місяців тому +13

    6:24 Whole heaven when I get out of the bed after scrolling tiktok for 2 hours

  • @thebisexualghost
    @thebisexualghost 2 місяці тому +2

    I'm not a JW, but I am a Christian, and though the idea of baptism is one not all Christian churches believe in (some do infant baptisms as well), our church believes that a child should NOT be baptized until the age of 12 or older so the child can have some time to learn about the Bible and what their beliefs are/may be. I'm grateful that this is what my church believes as I (who is still confused about what I may believe) would have been baptized at the age of 7 would have been baptized at that age, I'm grateful i wasn't.

  • @aidendavid1123
    @aidendavid1123 10 днів тому +3

    6:27 My ancestors watching me pull a 10/10

  • @pamelakelly3441
    @pamelakelly3441 8 місяців тому +4

    As a Christian I am officially condemning these cartoons.

  • @dextar7
    @dextar7 9 місяців тому +4

    WHAT, YOU DON'T GET BAPTIZED BEING LITERALLY A BABY? In my town that is the tradition, they don't even give you the decision of whether to be religious or not.

    • @gregsmith8977
      @gregsmith8977 9 місяців тому +1

      same. I got born into religion, but I was lucky enough to have (at least one) caring parent who allowed my to leave christianity.

    • @МИЛОШ-ч8и
      @МИЛОШ-ч8и 8 місяців тому

      I hot baptized as an infant in an orthodox church. 👍🏻

  • @synlynx869
    @synlynx869 8 місяців тому +5

    Why are the kids lowkey better voice actors than the dad

  • @arnold20139
    @arnold20139 8 місяців тому +7

    Its funny how the mom's skin color keeps changing in every cartoon. 😂

  • @PackerGirl
    @PackerGirl Рік тому +157

    We had to throw away our Smurfs, Magic 8 ball, the Mickey Mouse magic book thing... Its not like we BELIEVED they were magic. 🙄

    • @SemiSubconsciousSaboteur
      @SemiSubconsciousSaboteur 10 місяців тому +37

      I came home from school one day to my both my game consoles and all my games sitting out in grocery bags on the curb in the rain because my mother said they were satanic and gave her a nightmare.

    • @FireFoxie1345
      @FireFoxie1345 9 місяців тому +5

      @@SemiSubconsciousSaboteurdo they still work?

    • @SemiSubconsciousSaboteur
      @SemiSubconsciousSaboteur 9 місяців тому +5

      @@FireFoxie1345 I had to replace a few of them :/

    • @wrenithilduincats
      @wrenithilduincats 9 місяців тому +9

      Glad I'm a Reformed Christian and not a JW... I was allowed to read anything as long as it wasn't inappropriate.

    • @OneMilian
      @OneMilian 8 місяців тому

      And it wasnt personally handmade and got the approval stamp by satan. I think he couldnt care less. Maybe hes busy torturing predators and child murderers

  • @GalaxiaStars
    @GalaxiaStars 9 місяців тому +4

    It really does seem like all this kid's cartoon wants to do is traumatize the kids watching it deeply. And it's gross.

  • @Jack-ve2mf
    @Jack-ve2mf 8 місяців тому +3

    I have a classmate that is a Jehovah witness and the things their parents make them do, like the can’t hang out outside of school because my friends and I are not jehovah witnesses, they were actually my partner for some time but their parents made us break up

  • @TEMELUCH
    @TEMELUCH 8 місяців тому +2

    “That they all may be one; as thou, Father, art in me, and I in thee, that they also may be one in us” (John 17:20-21), they don’t even know the Bible 😢

  • @reddeer1758
    @reddeer1758 10 місяців тому +5

    These are so interesting! Would love to see you analyze the homophobic episode when you have the chance!

  • @JonathanWrightZA
    @JonathanWrightZA 8 місяців тому +3

    The biggest thing about JW, is that salvation is conditional on constant and repititive activities prescribed by an earthly entity. Salvation is not guaranteed.
    Christianity is diametrically opposed in this regard.

  • @little_ashie
    @little_ashie 9 місяців тому +1

    I may not be a JW but I was raised in a Pentecostal church and we had very similar beliefs. My parents didn’t like me being around “worldly people” (or non-Christians) and there was a lot of guilt tripping and fear mongering in the sermons. This channel feels like such a safe place 💕

  • @titanomachy2217
    @titanomachy2217 11 місяців тому +6

    So Sparlock was a bear back in the day? How did he become a bearded man? The Sparlock lore deepens.

    • @janhavinoronha
      @janhavinoronha 10 місяців тому +1

      I don't think he was bearded. the toy caleb was holding was purposefully made low quality so they didn't have to spend much time animating and modelling the toy, so sparlock's snout looked like a beard. I'm also pretty sure sparlock is a dog according to the baptism episode with the mom.

    • @Justinya0
      @Justinya0 3 місяці тому

      He had s reboot where they changed his species maybe? That happens with toy brands sometimes

  • @TheMrAllam
    @TheMrAllam 8 місяців тому +1

    14:32 This actually kind of shocks me, I was baptized as a Catholic, but I vividly remember having this book as a child and every illustration in it...I am not sure how my family obtained this book, because no one in my family is a Jehovah's Witness

  • @Heavenlystubble
    @Heavenlystubble Рік тому +6

    13:24 thar "Forever" sounds really antagonistic

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes! It's like "you have no choice! *Evil laugh*"

  • @JZ-Historia
    @JZ-Historia 5 місяців тому +1

    7:04 (I'm not a JW) A lot of people seem to think that believeing makes you reject the theory of evolution, but there are many christians, even hundreds of years before the theory of evolution, that accepted that Genesis was not 100% literal.
    Edit:I don't know ere they got the 6000 year old theory, that's super weird.

  • @YoshikageKira______KQ
    @YoshikageKira______KQ 8 місяців тому +3

    if they don't believe in science wouldn't they like think a stove is Magic?

  • @fifthdimension1984
    @fifthdimension1984 6 місяців тому +1

    As a JW myself of some 40 yrs, I have never known a JW kid to be asking to become a "publisher" and chafing at the bit as they say to "go out" in the ministry. I know for my own kids it was the LAST thing they would have asked - in fact- surprise surprise they NEVER asked so I never forced the issue. Usually JW kids they very begrudgingly do as their parents dictate. That I have seen many times. They would rather just be kids and play with their friends. But no, the JW Ministry of Truth says that parents need to drag their kids out every week , rain or shine, and place literature. Dont get involved in non-productive activities they would say which means dont spend too much time on non-JW activities like studying JW books, pre reading, pre study and preparing for all meetings and field service - these are good wholesome activities. However, things like playing competitive sport or having friends OUTSIDE the congregation (very bad) , or even pursuing a career are bad. They will lead you astray. The propaganda in these cartoons is palpable. Also that father person with that phoney hispanic accent drives me loopy.

  • @LittleRadicalThinker
    @LittleRadicalThinker Рік тому +4

    Please panda, which JW cartoon will not ruin your day? I mean my day? I mean both.

  • @juanlulourido548
    @juanlulourido548 9 місяців тому +3

    I think the funniest part is how people only realise how much indoctrination goes into cartoons when it is extreme example such as this, but about 80% of cartoons out there are trying to cram strange ideas down the throat if children