These Jehovah's Witness Cartoons are SUPER DISTURBING...

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  • @exjwpandatower
    @exjwpandatower  7 місяців тому +288

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    • @Thomas-v5r
      @Thomas-v5r 7 місяців тому +10

      I thought you were a furry lmao

    • @jbbiron2211
      @jbbiron2211 7 місяців тому +4

      I was expecting that caleb would have a private thought and think about a normal life without JW propaganda, celebrating his B-day, getting video games, etc. and also Happy 40k subs

    • @calico_owl
      @calico_owl 7 місяців тому

      early

    • @junebugstar
      @junebugstar 7 місяців тому

      What are thoseeeeee?

    • @carveslipknot56powerman7
      @carveslipknot56powerman7 7 місяців тому

      You're welcome lol

  • @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan
    @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan 7 місяців тому +3074

    This cult is becoming more deceptive everyday. I remember when my daughter died at 4 months of age. My brother phoned me up and stated, its ok mate we will look after her in the new system.

  • @barbiermusic
    @barbiermusic 7 місяців тому +2276

    Caleb's dad took 8000 years to learn how to sing a Major chord 💀

    • @andymuggloy6969
      @andymuggloy6969 7 місяців тому +189

      8000 years and still in a cult. Smh

    • @barbiermusic
      @barbiermusic 7 місяців тому +103

      @@andymuggloy6969 I mean, if they are in paradise, not much they can do about it at that point :/

    • @respectthefish4992
      @respectthefish4992 6 місяців тому +24

      right? that was my cringe moment

    • @Rebel1972x
      @Rebel1972x 6 місяців тому +8

      You cannot sing a chord.

    • @katarinatibai8396
      @katarinatibai8396 6 місяців тому

      8000 years being a child and stuck with crazy parents.
      JW heven is my imagination of HELL.

  • @lockedoutofaccount
    @lockedoutofaccount 7 місяців тому +3152

    "I'm not a furry"
    Sounds something like what a furry would say

    • @myowncomputerstuff
      @myowncomputerstuff 7 місяців тому +348

      You can break it down line by line.
      9:52
      *"And that's why I chose a red panda for my mascot in this channel-"*
      A mascot can simply be a mascot when its representing a sports team or a UA-cam channel, but when you're puppeteering this anthropomorphic animal mascot to convey YOUR personal emotions and expressions as you speak, it seems an awful lot like a fursona or furry avatar.
      *"NO. It's not because I'm a furry. I'm not a furry, I promise."*
      Denial. And redundant assertions for emphasis.
      *"It's because I'm making for this idea... of... having your own pet panda... in paradise."*
      Deflection. And nervous pauses.
      *"And I thought a red panda would be very fitting because it's... ya know it's... eh, I like them."*
      Red panda are not biologically similar to pandas. It begins to become apparent that he chose a red panda because HE likes them, nothing to do with JW.
      *"I like red pandas, they're really cute"* 🤷‍♂
      The bashful shrug says it all. You think they're a cute and endearing creature, and you are embodying their cuteness by shaping your avatar in their likeness. Furry.

    • @anarchords1905
      @anarchords1905 7 місяців тому +60

      If that's the case, then I say "I'm not a genius".😏

    • @Whydoiexisthere-
      @Whydoiexisthere- 7 місяців тому

      ⁠​⁠@@myowncomputerstuff with this evidence, we can confidently conclude that Panda Tower is in fact, quite likely, very much, a FURRY

    • @loneshewolf74
      @loneshewolf74 7 місяців тому +62

      What kind of a world do we live if you're treated like garbage for liking or relating to funny animals? The great thing about about funny animals is that although they act human they technically are not, and humans suck.

    • @nesoberiblast5127
      @nesoberiblast5127 7 місяців тому +40

      @@myowncomputerstuffbros on to something‼️

  • @Faunboy_Maple
    @Faunboy_Maple 7 місяців тому +981

    "I want to have a butterfly garden!"
    Have you BEEN TO ONE SOPHIA!? Those butterflies in particular are cocky bastards who DIVEBOMB THE SHIT OUT OF YOU because they know you cant do jack shiz about it. Those things are the reason why bikini bottom is terrified of butterflies

    • @viviennemorgan7217
      @viviennemorgan7217 6 місяців тому +54

      no wonder sandy has a butterfly in her dorm no joke

    • @kacpersobieraj5421
      @kacpersobieraj5421 6 місяців тому +18

      AND yes, i was a friend of that man, and had SEEN his creation, so did my other friends who documented the whole thing as a real life Creepypasta, meaning it’s an accurate description of the actual events that had happened there, wrapped up into a nice, cool little cautionary tale.

    • @KaliqueClawthorne
      @KaliqueClawthorne 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@kacpersobieraj5421 ivthink this is the wrong comment

    • @Colin12475
      @Colin12475 5 місяців тому +15

      If you have some fire, rock or flying-type Pokemon, you can put those nasty bugs in their place.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 4 місяці тому +5

      She's JW what are the chances her parents would take her there?

  • @XnexialisT
    @XnexialisT 6 місяців тому +818

    Being a Christian myself. The whole concept of being a jehova witness completely ignores all of the bibles teachings

    • @cathare4909
      @cathare4909 6 місяців тому +84

      You're just choosing one weird story over another. Cults are cults.

    • @Miamiheatfan34
      @Miamiheatfan34 5 місяців тому +48

      Don’t cults stem from already preexisting religion? Religion existed many years before false prophets and cults became a thing. No hate just saying

    • @karavallow1982
      @karavallow1982 5 місяців тому +10

      This is true

    • @Χριζαϊων_Ζηνόβῐος
      @Χριζαϊων_Ζηνόβῐος 5 місяців тому

      All the denominations do the same cherry picking from the Bible, barely any of them actually follow the Bible and most people in any of them have no idea what's actually in that fucking book. They're all cults.

    • @christophersanders3252
      @christophersanders3252 5 місяців тому +78

      ​@@cathare4909 No! Christianity. is 1800 years older than the Jehova Witness cult. The birth, death and resurrection of Jesus is one of the most historically documented events in human history. In fact we have more references to Jesus in historical texts than we do of the Roman Emperor of his time. It all happened, and people experience salvation through Jesus to this day.

  • @NicoleBe
    @NicoleBe 7 місяців тому +1853

    Ok, I cringed right away at the father singing opera.

    • @alyakim101
      @alyakim101 7 місяців тому +101

      I usually never cringe at these videos, but when that opera scene showed up I instantly cringed and started dying of laughter.

    • @b4ph0m3tdk9
      @b4ph0m3tdk9 7 місяців тому +65

      Yeah, me too, when the dad said he had 8000 years to practice, and then the Red Panda points out that the kids are STILL kids after 8000 years, wtf.

    • @sarahthomas8670
      @sarahthomas8670 7 місяців тому +6

      Same omg

    • @Interdimensional_Magic
      @Interdimensional_Magic 7 місяців тому +4

      Me as well

    • @NicoleBe
      @NicoleBe 7 місяців тому +5

      @@alyakim101me too, this was too much lol

  • @Leggiebeans
    @Leggiebeans 7 місяців тому +1034

    Also wanted to point out that in the cult I grew up in, we weren’t allowed to be sad at funerals. We were expected to be happy because the church member was supposedly in heaven. Being sad at a funeral was a sign of spiritual weakness. My cousins said that at my grandmother’s funeral, which I couldn’t attend, that the pastor kept talking about what a wretched sinner my grandma was, and it was only by the grace of god that she was saved. Talk about behavioral and emotional control and brainwashing. Anyway, I understand what ex-JW’s are going through in that respect.

    • @lordfreerealestate8302
      @lordfreerealestate8302 7 місяців тому +98

      I'm sorry, that sounds like pure emotional trauma. I can't imagine how repressed that would make you. It sounds a lot like toxic positivity.

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +56

      This sounds downright cruel.

    • @jordanbrown3109
      @jordanbrown3109 7 місяців тому +61

      The worst part is, that literally contradicts the Bible. Even though it could be LIKELy that one goes to heaven, we can't be sure how GOD will judge. But my DAYS is that cruel.

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 7 місяців тому +27

      I can see why that would want people to be happy at a funeral but punining you for being sad is dumb

    • @BlackFlagHeathen
      @BlackFlagHeathen 7 місяців тому +41

      What??? They expect you to be happy when they’re talking shit about your dead loved one like that??? I can’t even 😭💀

  • @marianatavares7552
    @marianatavares7552 7 місяців тому +991

    There is a Brazilian expression that says "for someone who is drowning, an alligator is a log". It's all I could think of while watching this video 😢

    • @maedocupcake
      @maedocupcake 7 місяців тому +16

      Opa, outra criatura br

    • @marianatavares7552
      @marianatavares7552 7 місяців тому +5

      @@maedocupcake siiim huahuahua

    • @raquelpardal5343
      @raquelpardal5343 7 місяців тому

      Nada surpreendente, nosso país é o segundo com mais TJs no mundo. Dá até pra fazer uma congregação de apóstatas rsrsrs

    • @papeandocomraposa8274
      @papeandocomraposa8274 7 місяців тому +28

      eu sou brasileiro, e nunca ouvi está frase na minha vida toda

    • @BlackFlagHeathen
      @BlackFlagHeathen 7 місяців тому +96

      Perfect analogy for how cults target people who are in a dark place or vulnerable.

  • @May62015
    @May62015 7 місяців тому +631

    I was friends with a JW. She didn’t see anything wrong with it, our friends did. She wasn’t allowed to come over to someone’s house if they weren’t a JW. She wasn’t allowed to go to university. Wasn’t allowed any holidays (they did something called family day where they gave each other presents) Wasn’t allowed to wear certain clothes. I live in New Zealand and at school we learn Māori (the native people before the English came) she wasn’t allowed to speak it or do the traditional dances. She wasn’t allowed to date someone who wasn’t a JW. It was hell

    • @Bluemarblecomics
      @Bluemarblecomics 6 місяців тому +46

      Jesus take the wheel I’ve never been more thankful for the family I have than now

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 6 місяців тому

      As a Jewish dude… what the fuck? That’s demented.

    • @RobinA09
      @RobinA09 6 місяців тому +46

      Damn that sounds like hell, especially since a ton of school events are centered around celebrating Māori culture. Did she even get to attend the events? I can't imagine not even being able to attend a powhiri or anything because of a religion.

    • @demon_lady122
      @demon_lady122 6 місяців тому +27

      My friend is a JW too. But she doesn’t live like one. She may end up leaving the congregation. She doesn’t celebrate any holidays and only celebrates her birthday bc she hasn’t been baptized. She also dates someone who’s not a JW and slept with him. She wears things that JW’s wouldn’t. Her beliefs align closer to black southern Baptist rather than JW. But she still believes in all their ideals/doctrines. But more on the reason I think she’s going to leave soon is the fact she doesn’t go to church for JW, doesn’t pray the way they do, and likes southern baptists more.

    • @May62015
      @May62015 6 місяців тому +26

      @@RobinA09 yea, she wasn’t allowed to do a Karakia, which you do every morning at school. And when we had a Māori teacher come in she had to wear headphones and go under the teachers desk so she couldn’t see what was happening

  • @katahdin5300
    @katahdin5300 6 місяців тому +177

    I cringed early on when the dad was yodeling like he was getting a prostate exam from Goliath.

  • @georgefabars7218
    @georgefabars7218 7 місяців тому +1051

    Ok so according to JWs, animals weren't originally supposed to be violent towards each other. Then my question is, why did God give certain animals teeth that are really good at chewing meat? Why did God give animals survival and defense instincts?

    • @Ocram0
      @Ocram0 7 місяців тому +53

      In my religion this supposed to show us what god is capable of
      Tho i doubt that what jehova made these animals for

    • @Shattered3582
      @Shattered3582 7 місяців тому +130

      now that is something a normal thinking person would observe. also i love how when they say "all the animals were made for us" and then you would ask about mosquitos, ticks, and other pests, and they would just wave it off as "those were because of our sin"
      oh so i guess all the animals were made for us except for the ones that we dont like (for good reason)

    • @jordanbrown3109
      @jordanbrown3109 7 місяців тому +59

      @@Shattered3582 Mosquitos & ticks literally survive off of humans (not exclusively, but they DO live off of humans) so in a way they are also « made for us » .

    • @Sethicorn
      @Sethicorn 7 місяців тому +27

      Imagine your pet cat or dog with the teeth of a human or a horse … shudder

    • @Shattered3582
      @Shattered3582 7 місяців тому +12

      @@jordanbrown3109 you make a good point. Thank god for Miliaria 😇

  • @autumnasters
    @autumnasters 7 місяців тому +922

    I guess it makes sense for Caleb and Sofia to remain kids in paradise if they're pushing the narrative that Armageddon is tomorrow.

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +57

      I just wonder if they basically live like Peter Pan in Neverland, never growing up...

    • @mangantasy289
      @mangantasy289 7 місяців тому +12

      @@Tabascofanatikerin what I wondered too.

    • @sarahthomas8670
      @sarahthomas8670 7 місяців тому +9

      That ate

    • @Colin12475
      @Colin12475 7 місяців тому +12

      Tomorrow never comes.

    • @shainamadai
      @shainamadai 7 місяців тому +10

      That is so obvious but I didn’t even think of that because we’re taught to gloss over everything that doesn’t make sense.

  • @ilikecheese00
    @ilikecheese00 7 місяців тому +640

    When I was a kid, I was terrified of the idea of the Paradise, to the point that I would be scared that I would go to bed one day and wake up to Paradise the next. I knew that living forever was unnatural and the thought of it filled me with dread. My parents couldn't understand why it scared me so much. As an adult, the Paradise sounds absolutely boring. Eating a vegan diet, the only people around are JWs, and the only leisure activity seems to be worshipping Jehovah. Please, no, thank you.

    • @johnconner9149
      @johnconner9149 7 місяців тому +30

      Not JW but Baptist. My parents were the same when it came to the rapture

    • @briannac2231
      @briannac2231 6 місяців тому +4

      It’s not forever

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 6 місяців тому +13

      @@briannac2231Ha! Haha! 😂

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 6 місяців тому +46

      Catholic school afraid of purgatory and hell. JWs afraid of instant destruction. Paradise depressed me when I saw illustrations of all the grinning men with lumber on their shoulders on their ways to build KHs because I wondered where did they get the lumber, the tools, the tree wood, etc if everything was destroyed? I got depressed by all the women with grins and dresses wearing baskets on their heads filled with fruit and vegs, wondering where did they get the fruit if the trees were destroyed first, it takes years and years to grow a tree and how did they get seeds for vegs if everything went “phooom!” In Armageddon, why are they smiling and watching their babies running after lions, don’t the lions still have teeth or powerful jaws and claws? I got very depressed. I hated it. I wanted to be “anointed” and go to Heaven, but I didn’t want to be like the Governing Body who would be there. The whole thing just stunk of lack of common sense.

    • @LaifaCanyonLurker
      @LaifaCanyonLurker 6 місяців тому +46

      As a kid who grew up christian, i hated the rapture because it meant that several people i liked such as an atheist youtuber i followed would burn in hell, which didn't seem right to me since their only 'problems' were not believing in god

  • @RealBelisariusCawl
    @RealBelisariusCawl 6 місяців тому +148

    So, I’m a Christian.
    This has taught me that JWs don’t even understand the Bible…

    • @knkenv
      @knkenv 3 місяці тому +14

      honestly. im athiest with a christian family, and its not like we'll die if we're in the presence of someone that has a religion differing from ours. and, didnt jesus say something about how you should treat everyone equally, regardless of religion??

    • @SleepyMatt-zzz
      @SleepyMatt-zzz 3 місяці тому

      That's okay, most Christians don't even understand the Bible.

    • @JosefStalinUKWWknight
      @JosefStalinUKWWknight 2 місяці тому

      They seem more Jewish than Christian..

    • @WidowMaryPrescot
      @WidowMaryPrescot 23 дні тому

      @@knkenvyes

    • @5XAbot
      @5XAbot 10 днів тому

      @@knkenvwhich is exactly why JW are not a good way for spiritual health.

  • @shplurgle3148
    @shplurgle3148 6 місяців тому +435

    Most annoying thing I remember arguing with my JW parents about during my teen years coming out of 'the truth' was, they didn't believe pollution mattered at all because Jehovah'll magically fucking clean it all for them when the paradise comes, just vanish it all away, no consequences for how we treat the environment.

    • @abiliv-lf9tz
      @abiliv-lf9tz 4 місяці тому +4

      Nihilism?
      Is that what it called?
      Whaever that's rlly sad man I'm sorry you had to go through that
      Get yuh life together I believe in yuh 🤡👍🏾

    • @sfk1doesstuff207
      @sfk1doesstuff207 4 місяці тому +1

      Nihilism is sort of like pessimism. I’d say it’s not caring in general.

    • @motherlessgoat72
      @motherlessgoat72 3 місяці тому +8

      That's asinine. Especially since in the Bible at the VERY BEGINNING, God says we must be stewards of the earth. Essentially, he put us in charge, but we had to make sure we took care of it. Just...ugh.

    • @SleepyMatt-zzz
      @SleepyMatt-zzz 3 місяці тому +6

      My stepdad is similar. I remember one time I was expressing some anxiety around the climate crisis, and he said something to the effect of, "Everyone seems surprised when this was foretold".
      How do you even respond to something like that? 🫤

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 Місяць тому

      As someone who grew up in a more mainstream version of Christianity, the other denominations believe the same. There's no such thing as climate change and even if there is it doesn't matter. Because the rapture will happen any second now so god will fix everything m

  • @raquelpardal5343
    @raquelpardal5343 7 місяців тому +630

    Well, maybe if we encourage young people to go to college and study things like biology and medicine, we can cure paralyzed girls sooner than waiting for Jesus to return.

    • @berrymint6384
      @berrymint6384 7 місяців тому +16

      You mean encourage her to not give up and heal

    • @raquelpardal5343
      @raquelpardal5343 7 місяців тому +28

      Some conditions have no cure by our current technology, so give up or not is not a matter.

    • @janicehussock7735
      @janicehussock7735 7 місяців тому +5

      Very true.

    • @user-wi9hv2pb2q
      @user-wi9hv2pb2q Місяць тому

      did he? I only remember the men being cured, Jesus raises Tabitha and he keeps Mary from being stoned, maybe Jesus only loved hot chicks?

  • @chloe5707
    @chloe5707 5 місяців тому +80

    Just a heads up, not everyone in a wheelchair is paralyzed; I'm a wheelchair user and I am not paralyzed, I use a wheelchair because of a joint and muscle instability causing condition. It really irks me that they keep using old people who are disabled, or young children with disabilities, to drive their point. I personally believe that a lot of children and adults with disabilities can still live great and happy lives, and it always bothers me when people use us as a way to convince people to 'get saved' etc.
    I grew up Baptist and my mother always wished the rapture would come but i didn't want it to, because i wanted to grow up and make my life successful and happy. My church in particular sees disabilities as a sign that you or your family sinned and God is punishing them until you get to heaven where you will be forgiven and healed etc. It is all so stupid and really hurtful to disabled people. Yes, being disabled is painful and hard, but you can still be happy and enjoy life, it isn't sentencing you to a life of misery necessarily lol. But yeah, my family wants the rapture to come so that the whole family (who have genetic issues) can be healed from their medical conditions. I'm glad i became non-denominational, they are a lot less judgmental and the church I'm at now doesn't believe the bible says anything about being gay, so we actually have many gay members which is wonderful!
    My Baptist church believed in door knocking, so i was out with my parents in a stroller until i could walk(when i used to be able to walk), knocking on doors in a pretty unsafe city in the USA. When i turned 10, I was allowed to knock on doors alone. They also believed in baptizing kids as soon as they could remember that jesus died on a cross. That was sometimes two or three-year-olds, sadly. I was baptized around 7 years old, I was too scared of the water beforehand and i was 'old' to be baptized. They also believed in women only being allowed to wear skirts or dresses, and any music with electric guitar or drums was satanic. I had to babysit kids during service from the time i turned 10, but i actually preferred the weeks i babysat in the nursery because it meant i didn't have to sit through sermon and be judged for the way i looked. I am so thankful I am out of that environment- I got diagnosed with OCD a while afterwards because I had been so anxious about every thought i had or action i did, and i would do all these things every time i sinned to get forgiveness and spare my family from being killed (i thought they would be killed by God), including random movements i incorporated that weren't part of the religion, but that I felt i had to do because a voice inside told me to. Lol this is why it's dangerous to tell children the voice inside is God. I still struggle with my OCD to this day and it is truly a painful thing to heal from. I wish more people saw how culty Baptist Churches are, most people seem to see them as a more normal religion...
    I also hate when people with disabilities get used as inspiration p *** rn because it makes it seem like our only purpose is to make others feel good about themselves for helping us etc. and this also gives me those vibes, because they get to feel good that one day, that child will be in 'paradise' and healed, when instead, they should focus on seeing them as a full human and making accessibility in the now better so that they can have a good life NOW, and maybe let their kids go to college so they can become doctors to help the disabled people. I also find it funny that they discourage college- if everyone became JW, who would become a doctor to help sick or injured people?! It's all so hilarious to me. Also, what disabled child would draw themselves as healed regularly? It seems so unhealthy, one of the best things you can do for lifelong disabilities is to accept it as part of you, and that includes portraying yourself with your disability (I've been to a lot of therapy for this specifically, can you tell haha, any drawings or paintings of myself now include my wheelchair), and it makes me sad that the girl is being told to look forward to paradise because she will be able to walk. Is walking really so grand, that it is a selling point for a child to let their future and opportunities be stripped from them?! I really don't feel like it would be convincing, at least to me. Then again, it doesn't sound like they tell the child everything they are signing up for, do they?

    • @ComedyPlastic
      @ComedyPlastic 8 днів тому

      Thank you for this interesting read! I'm not a wheelchair user, but I wasn't a fan of the girl staring at pictures of herself walking in one of the videos. She should be taught to accept herself.

  • @playinglifeoneasy9226
    @playinglifeoneasy9226 7 місяців тому +250

    It’s interesting that they say you can interact with wild animals safely because they also say that your actual pets that you love and miss won’t be going there

    • @CheeZboi1234
      @CheeZboi1234 6 місяців тому +5

      Hmmmm…

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 6 місяців тому +45

      Oh yeah the whole "soulless and emotionless" schtick. I always thought that was complete bullshit, like as if humans aren't animals. Exactly why would God giving animals souls go against the Bible? Hm? Whom _paid_ for the mercy? Hm?

    • @pizmak6268
      @pizmak6268 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Idiotic_B_Purcell All creatures have a soul, a soul that makes living organisms out of a conglomeration of cells, but only man, as the crowning glory of all creation, has an immortal soul, and only man can distinguish between good and evil, which is why only men go to heaven, and animals, plants, etc., cannot go there. That's Catholic teaching btw

    • @NainoLoL
      @NainoLoL 6 місяців тому +12

      @@pizmak6268 which is a platonic idea that didn't come from Christianity originally

    • @pizmak6268
      @pizmak6268 5 місяців тому +1

      @@NainoLoL only partially. Besides, even pagans born before Christ, as the Church Fathers teach, could be called Christians when they sought Truth and virtues that brought them closer to a God they had no opportunity to know.

  • @thecatsays
    @thecatsays 6 місяців тому +146

    I lost my cousin to this cult. The elders told her that her abuse was okay and her parents agreed. Her husband shot her in front of their kid and his parents, then shot himself. I was helping her escape.

    • @mainichishindainu2251
      @mainichishindainu2251 5 місяців тому +18

      I hope you get healing from this my friend🙏🏾

    • @Rawr-p3w
      @Rawr-p3w 3 місяці тому +7

      Hope you heal

    • @banditlord8210
      @banditlord8210 22 дні тому

      And this is the part where someone needs to take a lesson from North Korea and put that husband against the wall that’s bloody terrible and I’m so sorry you had to go through that

  • @isobelmiller7464
    @isobelmiller7464 5 місяців тому +46

    If I was in the Paradise, would I lose my autism? That's a terrifying thought, having my brain and, by extension, my personality changed so drastically.

    • @System_Error404X
      @System_Error404X Місяць тому +1

      I was diagnosed with autism at a very young age like i dont even remember the diagnosis i dont even know what part of me is because of autism image all of that going away that actually sounds scary how much of me whould change

  • @chaucernerd1690
    @chaucernerd1690 7 місяців тому +227

    As a mormon, I was taught that people who never heard the gospel before they died would have the opportunity to be taught. And we were baptized as proxies for them. So it’s a bit different, but this video did resonate with me as a result. Cults gonna cult.

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +10

      South Park has taught me that only mormons go to (a generic) heaven to a buddhist God 😆

    • @koolerstuff
      @koolerstuff 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Tabascofanatikerinyeah but theres not such a thing as hell theres instead the "telestial glory" which is for those who were unbelievers but were still respectful of the earth's laws which is described as like the earth but without the presence of God, that's basically the equivalent of hell, not being with the presence or God

    • @manakotaupauu
      @manakotaupauu 7 місяців тому +6

      @@koolerstuffhell does exist in the LDS doctrine.. the telestial kingdom is not hell because even though your separated from God, he can still be present there. In hell, (which us Mormons call “outer darkness”) is where God is not present at because it is for those who actually caused harm to our world. The telestial, terrestrial, and celestial kingdoms can still meet Jesus and the father but some just more than others.

    • @koolerstuff
      @koolerstuff 6 місяців тому

      @@manakotaupauu hmmmm the outer darkness, you know, the only thing I actually heard from that within the church was that it was for VERY few people, but makes sense

    • @manakotaupauu
      @manakotaupauu 6 місяців тому

      @@koolerstuff yes and the reason that traditional Christianity believes the majority of humanity will go to hell is because they think that nonbelievers will be in hell forever, no exception. The problem is that LDS and traditional Christianity define moral standards very differently based on scripture. Personally I don’t think being a non believer is “evil” or “immoral” but it probably will not assist you in the afterlife.. besides that, anything that we ACTUALLY find immoral will be in outer darkness (like murderers, liars, brutes, you know what I mean.)

  • @Rebecca-ku9eo
    @Rebecca-ku9eo 7 місяців тому +308

    I’m sorry, but I cringed at 1:56 into the video with the dad doing whatever the hell that was. Okay. Time to finish the video.

    • @Libbyyyyyyyyyy
      @Libbyyyyyyyyyy 7 місяців тому +6

      I do that sometimes, damn haha

    • @Rebecca-ku9eo
      @Rebecca-ku9eo 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Libbyyyyyyyyyy okay but do you post it on the internet in an attempt to convert people to a death cult? If you do, I have a lot of questions for you lol :)

    • @nakseyyy
      @nakseyyy 7 місяців тому +6

      Yeah the cringe challenge was lost quite soon hahaha

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 6 місяців тому +6

      When I saw that buff dad in the same clothes he always wears: how does he stay in perfect shape? Did he or does he go to a gym? Is that allowed? Why the accent? What if the whole family is OLD by the time all the Destruction from Armageddon comes? They’re acting like it’s all going to be today by noon or something. I have so many questions everytime I see these things but you’re not allowed to ask questions of common sense of JWs without getting punished, so you get deeply depressed from repressing depressing thoughts!!!😂

  • @Psyche0delic
    @Psyche0delic 7 місяців тому +309

    "No, my friend, you're tripping on acid." Best one liner ever.

  • @GrandeSapo
    @GrandeSapo 5 місяців тому +82

    Will there be dinosaurs in paradise? If so, maybe I'll convert.

    • @autobotyscorner6404
      @autobotyscorner6404 3 місяці тому +16

      I gotta admit, watching a T. rex trying to munch on leaves and grass would be pretty hilarious.

    • @user-wi9hv2pb2q
      @user-wi9hv2pb2q Місяць тому +2

      ​@@autobotyscorner6404 maybe the only animal meat is baby panda?

  • @TikiFoamy38
    @TikiFoamy38 5 місяців тому +41

    No meat in paradise?
    Hope hell has good barbeques.

  • @Twiximations15
    @Twiximations15 7 місяців тому +264

    11:36 I don’t know why, but seeing Sofia cry actually makes me sad. Her life and Caleb’s life are kind of terrible, they deserve way better.

    • @doblepollodoblequeso
      @doblepollodoblequeso 6 місяців тому +25

      same!! i usually feel bad for them instead of cringing :( they deserve better, such cute children!

    • @mysterykiddo2167
      @mysterykiddo2167 5 місяців тому +17

      And what makes me squirm in my seat is that all this is happening to them while they're still kids!!

    • @atsunome
      @atsunome 4 місяці тому +17

      I like to imagine that after becoming adults, both Caleb and Sofia become ExJW just like Panda and start their own UA-cam channels exposing the truth

  • @deathdrivesapontiac
    @deathdrivesapontiac 7 місяців тому +279

    I cringed at 17:08 when it showed 9/11 to emotionally exploit people wtf
    Edit: then the exploitation of disabled people like they aren’t good enough and need to be healed

    • @thecastleoftruestblue9665
      @thecastleoftruestblue9665 6 місяців тому +55

      Exactly, as a disabled person myself, I always hated hearing things like: "You will get your eye sight back in paradise and finally be able to see the world." Gets on my nerves every time, but even that is an understatement.

    • @Meepmeepseatbeltseveryone
      @Meepmeepseatbeltseveryone 6 місяців тому

      Same with 9/11 the watch tower used it to capture more people to try getting more generation to become jw because there parents taught them about it which is just bad every where because watch tower basically just makes sales man about a event that won’t happen

    • @Elijah_2099
      @Elijah_2099 3 місяці тому +5

      @@thecastleoftruestblue9665that’s horrible. I’m so sorry people say that kind of shit 😭

    • @Goooocool-c4m
      @Goooocool-c4m 3 місяці тому +5

      Cult this is a cult no one convince me otherwise

    • @thecastleoftruestblue9665
      @thecastleoftruestblue9665 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Elijah_2099 It's definitely crappy, but I'm also glad that there are some genuinely good people out in the world who don't think like this. ❤️💙

  • @Dgarig665
    @Dgarig665 7 місяців тому +256

    The whole 8000 years thing 2:07? I've probably been disfellowshipped longer than you've been alive(since 1991)and that was still fucking embarrassing.
    God they're awful.

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +37

      Also 8000 years and the parents still stick around with their kids, no time for themselves? They have to raise and take care of their kids for all eternity?

    • @sarahthomas8670
      @sarahthomas8670 7 місяців тому +8

      @@TabascofanatikerinPLSSS FR

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +1

      @@sarahthomas8670What does that mean?

    • @fatboyinasandpit3434
      @fatboyinasandpit3434 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@TabascofanatikerinPretty sure they mean "please, for real"?

    • @fencecreature
      @fencecreature 6 місяців тому +12

      @@Tabascofanatikerin 'fr' is an abbreviation for 'for real'. 'for real' means that your statement is factual: therefore making it more 'real' in comparison to other, more baseless claims.
      the 'plsss' beforehand is often used as an general exclamation, it doesn't have too much meaning to it. it's like saying 'oh my god!'. though you could interpret it as the speaker pleading for other people to understand the point they agree with.
      OR, it could be intended as an indicator of laughter, like a niche way of saying 'lol'.
      to put it simply, they're agreeing with you! :-) i hope this makes sense!

  • @ogerponcho
    @ogerponcho 5 місяців тому +34

    The red panda thing fits even more as red pandas aren't even related to actual pandas, it makes you really seem like the Anti JW

  • @mmmcloud2771
    @mmmcloud2771 2 місяці тому +11

    As a kid, paradise sounded more like hell because we’d still have to go to those boring as shit meetings and there wouldn’t be any tv or video games. Paradise is a VERY hard sell to children.

  • @its3amandilostmypassword
    @its3amandilostmypassword 7 місяців тому +201

    I was never a JSW but I knew this guy in my school who was a JSW and he wasn’t really allowed friends, I couldn’t give him a holiday card and for the school blood drive he couldn’t give blood, I asked him why and he said because it was against his religion. But isn’t the point of religion to help people? What shocked me the most was that his parents let him drink wine but not give blood or be friends with people.
    Can someone explain this paradox?

    • @minjiinsunglasses
      @minjiinsunglasses 7 місяців тому +24

      Maybe it has something to do with "eat the bread and drink the wine"

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +5

      Other question: How old were you when the blood drive took place??
      You wrote about school but I only know giving blood being allowed at age 18 and up.

    • @its3amandilostmypassword
      @its3amandilostmypassword 7 місяців тому +8

      @@Tabascofanatikerin i was 17 but he was old enough to

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +1

      @@its3amandilostmypasswordOh, okay. Sorry, I was just wondering.

    • @m_d1905
      @m_d1905 7 місяців тому +21

      ​@@its3amandilostmypassword The blood issue is related to a verse in scripture in Leviticus, I believe, that tells the Israelites not to eat meat with the blood still present because in the blood is the life of the animal. So to JWs blood = life so you can't give or receive blood. It doesn't exactly make sense, but the cult isn't about making sense.

  • @Cfalconeri
    @Cfalconeri 7 місяців тому +149

    So glad to be 'awake' to this and out. I was so depressed when I was in. You don't have a true hope, you can never do enough, you are a second class citizen compared to the anointed, constant bombardment of doomsday, and consistent reminders on how bad you are because you do not deserve his "undeserved kindness" (another false translation). These videos are so depressing! Cringe at full 100%!

  • @playinglifeoneasy9226
    @playinglifeoneasy9226 7 місяців тому +120

    We had a butterfly garden, and although Lepidoptera is a hobby, I didn’t have to become an entomologist you just plant host plants for butterflies that live in your general geographic location they will find the plants. We had over a dozen different butterflies and we had a very small yard to work with, but it was glorious because you walked down the street and then we passed our house. It was just swarming with butterflies.

    • @SurnaturalM
      @SurnaturalM 5 місяців тому +2

      There is one in Montreal, we have monarch which migrate from the south once a year (I think). I've been there a couple of times with my daughters. It was nice and they liked it.

  • @judedoodle
    @judedoodle 6 місяців тому +39

    I literally remember adults saying “imagine living in paradise forever!” And I did and I was terrified at how boring and dull it would be to live in the sky and do the same thing over and over forever 💀

    • @happytofu5
      @happytofu5 6 місяців тому +5

      I was taught that in paradise, you are praising god with songs all the time and I was not looking Forward to that. I hated those dull church songs and smelling people's breath singing next to me 😂

    • @panickedshears
      @panickedshears 2 місяці тому +3

      Same. I know a lot of people enjoy the idea, but I don’t know. It sounds like it’d get boring. Eventually I think I would go insane.
      I could do with a little more time. I’d enjoy it if it went by “The Good Place” rules, where after a while if you decide you’re at peace and have done all you want to do, you can choose to depart.
      Eternity sounds like torture. I’m better with just making the most out of one life in a limited amount of time than having to live forever.

  • @sewmeonekenobi639
    @sewmeonekenobi639 6 місяців тому +36

    Why do they believe old people become young in paradise? Is being old a sin?

    • @happytofu5
      @happytofu5 6 місяців тому +14

      And what age are people aged to exactly? Is there a magic age that is perfect to live in forever?

    • @hudalovestodraw3249
      @hudalovestodraw3249 5 місяців тому +9

      In Islam, it is said that everyone on the day of judgment will be 30 years old as it is said that that's when a lot of people look pretty

    • @Snartfoodler
      @Snartfoodler 2 місяці тому +9

      @@hudalovestodraw3249 Ah, then. Sounds like a personal hell for people like Leo Dicaprio

    • @hudalovestodraw3249
      @hudalovestodraw3249 2 місяці тому

      @Snartfoodler wait what happened to Leo decaprio when he was in his 30s???

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink 2 місяці тому

      It's bcoz of the ill effects on aging on the human body. Surely, yk that.

  • @VarahiP
    @VarahiP 7 місяців тому +165

    “A flute” as a band kid that plays the flute I have never been mad at you but right now I feel like punching a hole in the wall. THATS A RECORDER 😭

    • @algierfsfi
      @algierfsfi 6 місяців тому +4

      omg same i got so mad i swear

    • @Lisa-x3n5x
      @Lisa-x3n5x 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@algierfsfi I had a treble recorder and learned the second Brandenberg Concerto off by heart. Bach actually wrote all his concertos for recorder. Nowadays they use flautists because there aren't any professional recorder players. It's out of favour. This was, admittedly, 35 years ago. I still have the recorder.

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 6 місяців тому +6

      Things gettin' heated in the band fandom

    • @Lisa-x3n5x
      @Lisa-x3n5x 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Idiotic_B_Purcell there was a famous composer called Purcell! 😂 I've played him on recorder too!!

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Lisa-x3n5x
      Nonono, no relation *XD* that just happens with TONS of folks worldwide, as how there's like a bajillion unrelated Jones-es. On another note I've been told mine's the Latin word for "pig farmer" or smth, but no diss toward Henry intended. _I'm_ the only idiot here teehee

  • @lindseyesquisito
    @lindseyesquisito 7 місяців тому +124

    theyre now letting women wear pants at the meetings, they let men grow their beards... for me, it looks like theyre just that desperate to gain new followers. Also, from what i heard from them, theyre approaching people in other ways, like starting a "normal" conversation...

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 6 місяців тому

      They’ll try any approach to hooking their bait, all except sex (like that cult in the 70’s did; children of god I think they were called)

    • @thepostalteenager2206
      @thepostalteenager2206 6 місяців тому

      Can you tell me more?

    • @xandriabennett7869
      @xandriabennett7869 6 місяців тому

      Yeah my mom was telling me last week

    • @atsunome
      @atsunome 4 місяці тому +11

      The whole thing is falling apart, lol. I can’t wait for in 20ish years when JW is just a footnote in some cult history book

    • @humantoon
      @humantoon 3 місяці тому +5

      That’s something I’ve been wondering about recently. If it’s ok for them to wear pants and grow beards NOW, why wasn’t it allowed BEFORE?? And if the rules “changed” or “updated”, wouldn’t that mean other things they weren’t allowed to do before would be allowed eventually? Like, would they be allowed to be gay one day because the rules were changed???

  • @pipersaint2883
    @pipersaint2883 7 місяців тому +155

    I'm so glad that Bible study didn't work

  • @Jpthecool1800
    @Jpthecool1800 7 місяців тому +36

    Just to clarify: As a catholic, we don’t approve of Jehovah’s teachings. This is not NORMAL religious behavior. Literally everyone else is really normal and nice.

    • @Gaz4113
      @Gaz4113 5 місяців тому

      Just to Clarify: we Catholics arent involved in the Jehovah's witness's so i am not sure why we need to clarify anything.

  • @akeemholloway
    @akeemholloway 3 місяці тому +22

    10:11 bros never beating those furry allegations 😭

  • @TheCrogun
    @TheCrogun 7 місяців тому +180

    The lack of any basketball courts in these versions of "paradise" is such a red flag.

    • @akosorosz7453
      @akosorosz7453 6 місяців тому +6

      What about fried chicken 🐔

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 6 місяців тому +2

      @@akosorosz7453where will they get the chickens from after everything is destroyed in Armageddon, in FACT, where are all these animals and butterflies coming from if nothing survives but JWs and crows to eat the dead?

    • @miuki2721
      @miuki2721 6 місяців тому +2

      Or the option to go to the Nether.

  • @victorc2869
    @victorc2869 7 місяців тому +128

    11:31 jehovah won't help the dying sister because he's too busy helping the JW borg get construction plans approved at city hall.😅 he needs to show his helping hand in some obvious way.

    • @BlackFlagHeathen
      @BlackFlagHeathen 7 місяців тому +18

      He’s also probably helping a random JW somewhere find their missing car keys or something. Lol

    • @KaliqueClawthorne
      @KaliqueClawthorne 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@BlackFlagHeathenor stop the rain for a precious sister so her blouse doesn't get wet because she forget an umbrella (it's also always these picture perfect wifes of elders)

  • @prizem2862
    @prizem2862 7 місяців тому +87

    Seriously... growing up believing that I would probably never die, or if i died I would be ressurected has caused some serious issues. I never thought about the future because I thought I was going to bethel and serve jehovah, and never thought about my own mortality. Now I have to plan an actual future and I fear death more than anything because the idea that I am not going to live forever terrifies me.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 6 місяців тому +3

      Just try to realize we are also spirit and read Scripture like what Paul says in 2nd Cor 12. I am not a JW or do I belong to any church (I panic now in churches since I got out of JWs) but really read Scripture and many other things on my own. I’ve found great relief and joy in what I know about now. Also worked in Hospice and have observed many beautiful experiences. My own mom had an NDE and I did once, and it’s truly beautiful. No words to describe the Spirit and Heaven. It’s ok. Truly. But I was really afraid being a Catholic and then a JW especially. I was always scared and depressed. Not any more. ❤

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 6 місяців тому +5

      As far as the rest of our lives: wake up and smile, praise God briefly, do your routine, enjoy every moment, handle well the difficult moments, one day at a time, enjoy being you and sleep soundly. The most repeated phrase in Scripture is: “Fear not”! Stand still and know that He is God. Practice Joy. Practice the Presence of God. 🌹

    • @cathare4909
      @cathare4909 6 місяців тому

      Dont worry once you die you wont care anymore

    • @mushu_beardie2556
      @mushu_beardie2556 6 місяців тому +2

      It gets easier as you go along. I don't know how old you are, but going to college is a good way to find yourself. Take some random classes at a local community college. They're dirt cheap, and they give you lots of opportunities to meet people and learn about yourself and your interests. If you like science, STEM degrees can make you a lot of money (although you have to survive them first lol).

    • @nadineevans5195
      @nadineevans5195 6 місяців тому +4

      Dying is ok. I died on the operating table. It's like going to sleep. It's ok. That experience taught me that dying is fine. But, right now, I choose to live....

  • @Jess-kn1wk
    @Jess-kn1wk 4 місяці тому +37

    I was watching 7:17 and i shouted: "IS THAT MATPAT?" 😂

  • @whiteprior2320
    @whiteprior2320 6 місяців тому +21

    Real Christianity teaches that paradise is earth but with god and no sin so you will work not mess about in a butterfly garden and sing opera you will have a new body that will allow you to be better and you can meet your friends it’s not a summer camp it is simply the joy of his and work.

  • @sarahthomas8670
    @sarahthomas8670 7 місяців тому +87

    Fr. I never thought about the old Bible book characters coming back. Like they would get annoyed and treated like celebrities

  • @BaynexoMusicOfficial
    @BaynexoMusicOfficial 7 місяців тому +76

    5:26 Okay but like, is nobody concerned that these kids DIED?!

  • @GamerMage2k-kl4iq
    @GamerMage2k-kl4iq 7 місяців тому +68

    Honestly my idea of paradise includes enjoying some of the things I currently like that are legal and safe without the stress of life. This includes things like Video Games, watching UA-cam, talking to people online, making my favorite foods, things like that. As well as the chance to safely try to do things I really wanna do like go to other countries like Germany and Japan

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 6 місяців тому +4

      Hm.... Ya got it! I like your thinkin', hon!

    • @GamerMage2k-kl4iq
      @GamerMage2k-kl4iq 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Idiotic_B_Purcell TYSM! ^^
      It just makes sense!

  • @CadeAver
    @CadeAver 4 місяці тому +16

    11:52 imagine talking about this within hearing distance of said dying woman 😅 this was when i cringed and lost.

  • @cardemis7637
    @cardemis7637 6 місяців тому +10

    "I like red pandas, they're really cute" You know, that's a very common thought process for picking your fursona...

  • @MarxistMomentum
    @MarxistMomentum 7 місяців тому +63

    Besides the very idea of an eternal heaven where you have to worship a god forever and ever does not sound like any kind of paradise to me, all of this can be immediately dismissed because JW's have not provided any evidence for this alleged paradise, and a claim with no evidence to support it can be dismissed with no evidence.

    • @Colin12475
      @Colin12475 7 місяців тому +3

      If worshiping God forever is so great, why do they ever leave church as that's just what heaven is supposed to be like, right?

    • @hhhhhhhfjjrjrjrjrirh148
      @hhhhhhhfjjrjrjrjrirh148 7 місяців тому

      This is not really what heaven is that's a protestant modern idea of heaven but also for JWs no evidence is needed because it doesn't exist yet

  • @20wwbullscg
    @20wwbullscg 7 місяців тому +72

    One theme I see especially through this collection is ableism. I would highly suggest looking it up, but as a disabled person I find these promises of 'healing' so insulting. Disabled bodies are bodies and brains that work differently and are not there as your pity fodder or insperation porn. I'm not going to go to deep into it, but just point out it's a good thing to see the inhumanity in using ableism like religions do. The idea of 'you'll be 'normal' just buy our product!' Utterly insuting.

    • @FeministCatwoman
      @FeministCatwoman 6 місяців тому

      This is something that Christian fundamentalism unfortunately fuels. The way they condescend to disabled people at every chance is so gross

    • @thecastleoftruestblue9665
      @thecastleoftruestblue9665 6 місяців тому +8

      Exactly, I agree with all you've said. The things they say to me as a blind person make me absolutely sick to my stomach. They literaly don't see us as fully functioning humans with our own thoughts, opinions and ways of life. That's seriously beyond screwed.

    • @heidijay5902
      @heidijay5902 6 місяців тому +8

      I’m autistic, & when I was still a JW I was always disgusted by people getting all excited about me somehow becoming neurotypical in “paradise”. Apparently it’s perfectly acceptable to insult who I am right to my face. What if I like my autism & don’t want to be neurotypical?

    • @brentfisher902
      @brentfisher902 6 місяців тому +2

      @@heidijay5902 Your swords are one with mine..I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every penny of it! NEET for life..

    • @SarahHill-jh6gs
      @SarahHill-jh6gs 6 місяців тому +2

      I don't want to know what do they think of people who are anxious. "Oh, you won't be shy/scared anymore! "

  • @samuraiblack3496
    @samuraiblack3496 5 місяців тому +13

    I bet they can't even play Yu-Gi-Oh! In their paradise

    • @jopsmop
      @jopsmop Місяць тому

      They can’t jehovah witnesses hate everything

  • @geotrongaming488
    @geotrongaming488 6 місяців тому +9

    If Adolf Hitler is believed to be resurrected and given a chance to believe… that’s just crazy!!

  • @minjiinsunglasses
    @minjiinsunglasses 7 місяців тому +71

    12:37 I was raised in a catholic family, watched Superbook and even attended church activities, but I didn't know that God made Jesus a ransom for some cult's so-called "paradise" 😭 I thought the purpose of his crucifixion was to expiates our sins.
    Sarcasm aside, having our sins to be taken away is not necessary means of accessing "paradise", it is only to believe that taking away sins is to save us from eternal damnation.

    • @jordanbrown3109
      @jordanbrown3109 7 місяців тому +2

      @@The_Blight_Head Well, I try to be devout but pointing out contradictions in a belief that harms isn't EXACTLY dirty (even if we can't judge others sins)

    • @JesusIsKingOfKings-yj4xf
      @JesusIsKingOfKings-yj4xf 7 місяців тому

      How is he / she a dirty Christian?​@@The_Blight_Head

    • @Blazearrow
      @Blazearrow 4 місяці тому

      Superbook ah that is nostalgic

  • @Tabascofanatikerin
    @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +67

    A comment about carnivorous animals turning to vegetarians in paradise (and also algorithm):
    There is a sweet comic strip from "Calvin and Hobbes" that focusses on the idea of humans and animals in the afterlife:
    Calvin (the 6-year old boy talking to his plushy tiger Hobbes): "Do you think tigers go to the same heaven that people go to? I mean, in heaven, everyone is supposed to be happy, right? But people wouldn't be happy if they were always in danger of being eaten by tigers! On the other hand, heaven wouldn't be very nice without tigers, either. I wouldn't be happy if there weren't any tigers. I'd miss them. Maybe tigers just don't eat people in heaven."
    Hobbes: "But then WE wouldn't be happy."

    • @clancykohl
      @clancykohl 6 місяців тому +4

      You would be eaten by tigers and be happy about it, obviously. It's heaven, everything is possible, no reason to over complicate things.

    • @tulip811
      @tulip811 5 місяців тому

      Why would they have the desire to eat meat in heaven

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 5 місяців тому

      @@tulip811 Tigers or people?

  • @rei-the-cabbage
    @rei-the-cabbage 7 місяців тому +212

    1:49 the singing killed me 💀

    • @Eric6761
      @Eric6761 7 місяців тому +19

      I lost the challenge there

    • @mr.atheist8848
      @mr.atheist8848 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Eric6761And also 8000 years them staying as kids 😂😂😂

    • @Eric6761
      @Eric6761 7 місяців тому +4

      @@mr.atheist8848 to be fair that's Watchtower teachings

    • @Coolkid22543
      @Coolkid22543 7 місяців тому +2

      Same 💀💀💀

    • @mdexterc2894
      @mdexterc2894 7 місяців тому +5

      I am the great mighty poo

  • @UnderservingOne
    @UnderservingOne 6 місяців тому +8

    18:26 That bridge is in every paradise illustration 😂

  • @redfern6013
    @redfern6013 6 місяців тому +21

    I cringed at Sophia wanting to meet Bible characters in “paradise.” Relatives who died? Friends who died? Nah forget them I want to meet a fake person from the Bible😑
    I guess my paradise would consist of Halo, the Batman Arkham games, and Destiny 2

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp 7 місяців тому +133

    The whole ransom thing is so stupid. I'm pretty sure the Jesus guy this whole thing got started with didn't think he was saving the world on the cross, and he definitely didn't think only 144k go to heaven. How does anyone get convinced of this garbage unless they were born into it?

    • @nguyensamuel7703
      @nguyensamuel7703 7 місяців тому +11

      Like Jesus aint die for you 144k people

    • @triplewave5214
      @triplewave5214 7 місяців тому +16

      Wait only 144k get into heaven? Doesn’t that mean it’s full already assuming millions of christians have already lived their lives?

    • @FreedomAndJustice4All
      @FreedomAndJustice4All 7 місяців тому +15

      Why would you talk about Jesus in such a disrespectful way? "The Jesus guy"?? He is the King & Savior of the world, he deserves our respect as His creation

    • @Homer_Simpson248
      @Homer_Simpson248 7 місяців тому

      @@FreedomAndJustice4All well I’m 99% sure he’s atheist and doesn’t give a shit

    • @moonsigil
      @moonsigil 7 місяців тому +12

      @@FreedomAndJustice4All.........Are you lost?!

  • @molybdomancer195
    @molybdomancer195 7 місяців тому +32

    (Never JW here) who is going to work in all the factories in paradise earth? Everything from household goods to marshmallows have to come from somewhere

    • @Eric6761
      @Eric6761 7 місяців тому +1

      Btw, just like what 10% of population would come back, with only being JWS so technically they would face much worse problems

    • @Eric6761
      @Eric6761 7 місяців тому

      Btw, just like what 10% of population would come back, with only being JWS so technically they would face much worse problems

    • @fabrizioparente7675
      @fabrizioparente7675 7 місяців тому +6

      They expect everything to be self-made (not joking)

    • @Eric6761
      @Eric6761 7 місяців тому +1

      @@fabrizioparente7675 so everyone would get 1% of omnipotence?

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +5

      Maybe the resurrected Non-JWs will be kept as slaves? ;) "It's your choice: Either you submit to our religion or do farm work for us for all eternity!".
      I mean, the old testament does contain rules about keeping slaves, right? The GB will find a way to put it in a different context.

  • @jmark7390
    @jmark7390 7 місяців тому +131

    I am a 72 year old Lesbian woman. Very attractive for my age. A lot of elders wives are interested in me. I do have money.

  • @adaauvel1389
    @adaauvel1389 7 місяців тому +17

    This cult gets even more terrifying realizing that children are essentially born and raised as tools with the sole purpose of spreading the cult.

    • @AlexHidanBR
      @AlexHidanBR 7 місяців тому +2

      Jenovah couples be like "We don't need people to join our cult, we can MAKE them"

  • @NoahGooder
    @NoahGooder 6 місяців тому +13

    13:11 that perspective reminds me of the whole merge gardens ads.

  • @aosth5
    @aosth5 7 місяців тому +129

    I get to hug a cheetah?? Sign me up!!

    • @arthurlofrano7021
      @arthurlofrano7021 7 місяців тому +36

      You already can tho, i just dont reccomend it.

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +59

      If you hug a cheetah now, you'll be in paradise right afterwards.

    • @wittykittywoes
      @wittykittywoes 7 місяців тому +26

      @@Tabascofanatikerinstraight to more cheetah! what a package deal

    • @TheropodHunter
      @TheropodHunter 7 місяців тому +18

      You can already, they're not dangerous. They're quite shy, and need support dogs.

    • @gatewoodanimations9753
      @gatewoodanimations9753 7 місяців тому +23

      Cheetahs are actually more safer than any other big wild cats. You probably could pet one

  • @carveslipknot56powerman7
    @carveslipknot56powerman7 7 місяців тому +42

    When you say you're not a furry, you'll be a furry later on in life 😅😂

  • @olerzanza
    @olerzanza 7 місяців тому +110

    I was once in this cult and I hate it. I made a slander meme about jw. Btw good video.

    • @TRR36079
      @TRR36079 6 місяців тому +4

      Show us

    • @Nilinili-i2y
      @Nilinili-i2y 6 місяців тому

      It's on their channel ​@@TRR36079

    • @olerzanza
      @olerzanza 6 місяців тому

      ​@@TRR36079 It's on my channel.

    • @olerzanza
      @olerzanza 6 місяців тому +10

      If you want to see the meme just search jw slander and sort by newest.

  • @cashcreations8797
    @cashcreations8797 5 місяців тому +18

    2:37 do the chords here sound like fallen down from undertale or do I need to be in a rubber room with rats

    • @RaiBlu10
      @RaiBlu10 4 місяці тому +3

      I THOUGHT THAT TOO YOU ARENT CRAZY

    • @tinyratdude
      @tinyratdude 3 місяці тому +2

      they thought they were slick 👁👄👁

  • @stop_sending_me_gumbo_recipes
    @stop_sending_me_gumbo_recipes 6 місяців тому +22

    Ah, yes Abraham, the one who was tricked into thinking he had to kill his son by God. My favorite Bible character.

    • @user-wi9hv2pb2q
      @user-wi9hv2pb2q Місяць тому

      I'd love to have him come over for dinner, 'hey have you met Bilhah and Ishmael?' 😊

  • @davidreda1211
    @davidreda1211 7 місяців тому +45

    The ultimate in manipulation; using children & the sick/dying. Thank you Panda for this great video!

  • @sprout12730
    @sprout12730 7 місяців тому +31

    Panda, I have a serious question but have you ever thought of making a separate channel that is in Spanish? It would be great as my family is mostly Spanish speaking and I feel like you give great insight and you're great at exposing this cult. I would love try to get my dad to stop believing in this cult, just no matter how many times I tell him this cult are taking advantage of innocent people and doing it all for money and exposure, he only refuses to believe me.

    • @moonl0ver_84
      @moonl0ver_84 3 місяці тому +1

      I know that is random but I love your profile pic! It's cool!

  • @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan
    @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan 7 місяців тому +95

    I hate the brainwashing music.

    • @Colin12475
      @Colin12475 7 місяців тому +16

      Replace that music with the circus theme song.

    • @shainamadai
      @shainamadai 7 місяців тому +4

      We can live foreeeevorr

    • @atsunome
      @atsunome 4 місяці тому

      Replace it with the Wii menu music

  • @pandita1080
    @pandita1080 2 місяці тому +2

    I just discovered your channel with this video, I have no idea if you will see my comment but I have a lump in my throat because I renounced the JWs three days ago and while some people cringe, for me this made me angry and a little sad to think of all the deception I experienced. I grew up with them, I was almost raised by them, I used to faithfully believed in those videos, they even made me cry but now... they bother me, It's like I'm reliving a trauma. And of course I'll stay away from the tower from now on, thanks for your content.

  • @nathanfreeman8250
    @nathanfreeman8250 6 місяців тому +7

    ''I'm rejoicing in the hope!'' Jesus nowhere to be found

  • @melody._.3251
    @melody._.3251 7 місяців тому +138

    2:47 "What is mewing" We getting chad red pandas with this one 🗣

    • @akosorosz7453
      @akosorosz7453 6 місяців тому +3

      Imagine what our chins will look like after mewing for eternity 🗿

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 6 місяців тому

      Mewing? What’s that? I couldn’t last through the cartoon so I might’ve missed that. Isn’t that what a kitty cat says? “MEW!”?

    • @Thomfamily5
      @Thomfamily5 6 місяців тому

      @@christinesotelo7655 modern slang. in a while everyone will have to say " glaon kiel spag gaul awen" when they want to say "hi how is your day" because hi, how, is, your, and day will mean something completely different. face it.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 6 місяців тому

      @@Thomfamily5 Mew!

    • @melody._.3251
      @melody._.3251 6 місяців тому

      @@christinesotelo7655 it's a trend that can "define your jawline" we all know it can't but the memes

  • @jbbiron2211
    @jbbiron2211 7 місяців тому +45

    wow, I didn't know that if I'm in heaven, I'd be sleeping with all my fav animals, especially black and white pandas, those are my #1 favorite animal! :) I hope this also exists in catholic heaven

    • @Puppetgirl93
      @Puppetgirl93 7 місяців тому +5

      I believe animals will be in heaven including our pets

    • @jbbiron2211
      @jbbiron2211 7 місяців тому +5

      I hope so!@@Puppetgirl93

  • @Chronicroc
    @Chronicroc 7 місяців тому +11

    This is a random thing, but thank you for pointing out the Steven universe-ness of the last music video’s art style. I think in one of the scenes there’s even a teddy bear wearing his iconic shirt. It makes me laugh bc now we know there’s at least one witness at bethel that watched and seemingly based their art style off of one of the gayest cartoons in existence lmao

  • @dakotanorth1640
    @dakotanorth1640 6 місяців тому +3

    Cringe. When Sophie meets her favourite bible character. I mean, what makes you think these people have been waiting thousands of Earth years just to meet YOU? This especially goes to people I've met who say they want to talk to "the saints of old." What makes you think they'd give you a second of their time?

  • @derkaiser420
    @derkaiser420 7 місяців тому +10

    So, JWs think that we stay dead, unless you are anointed, until Jesus comes back? That is actually what the Bible says. All these Jews and Christians think that your loved ones are looking down on you in Heaven when they die. That's not what the Bible says. It says that everyone who ever died is still dead and is waiting for Jesus to come back. I just can't believe that JW has convinced so many people of this. I mean, if Jehovah kills 99.99% of all humans that have ever lived, he is evil. Insanely evil.

  • @Mothlikeskiwi
    @Mothlikeskiwi 7 місяців тому +33

    Kids shouldn't hide their feeling to be themselves. Be who you are, because kids can have emotions and their emotions and opinion are valid no matter what. such as believe, pride, religion

  • @Shattered3582
    @Shattered3582 7 місяців тому +33

    14:58 cultist films like this really piss me off. portraying themselves as these poor persecuted people...that mostly live in first world nations, and are happy with the thought of Billions of people dying because paradise and pandas

  • @A_person473
    @A_person473 7 місяців тому +50

    4:33 OH GOD THEY GOT THE CHIPMUNKS INTO THEIR CULT

  • @kristen8481
    @kristen8481 6 місяців тому +9

    As a Christian we do not attempt these people

    • @akosorosz7453
      @akosorosz7453 6 місяців тому +1

      What makes you so different

    • @kristen8481
      @kristen8481 6 місяців тому

      @@akosorosz7453 I am not mentally ill and don’t really mind gay people.

    • @kristen8481
      @kristen8481 6 місяців тому +1

      @@akosorosz7453I am not mentally sick

    • @tulip811
      @tulip811 5 місяців тому

      ​@@akosorosz7453 we keep to ourselves

  • @GoToSleep-q4j
    @GoToSleep-q4j 5 днів тому +1

    bro I’m an ex Catholic but this hit so hard. I went through a hard time during covid, and I started becoming more fervent in my faith because I thought that was the answer to peace. Lo and behold, I started becoming extreme, and I even went as far as trying to advertise/preach the gospel in my zoom classes and to my friends. Whenever I heard my peers get good grades or talk about their futures, in the back of my mind I thought that I shouldn’t try to do the same as them because they’re non-believers (which means they’re evil) and I shouldn’t do the same things they did. I thought I was extremely righteous for spending more time in prayer than caring about my “worldly” future.
    Basically, I left the church because I realized that my “love” for God wasn’t really there, and I was just scared that I was going to go to hell for my sinful life. And I feel bad for anyone who lost friends and time in this religion. No one should be eternally punished for their human mistakes let alone whether or not they believe in this religion.

  • @lucilucid
    @lucilucid 7 місяців тому +106

    Embrace being a furry.

    • @TEENYcharma
      @TEENYcharma 7 місяців тому +3

      That’s like saying embrace animal abuse

    • @KinichIsTheOne
      @KinichIsTheOne 7 місяців тому +2

      💀💀💀

    • @koolerstuff
      @koolerstuff 7 місяців тому

      Closeted furry detected!

    • @richardplizga3719
      @richardplizga3719 7 місяців тому

      ​@@TEENYcharmaFurry ≠ Zoophile

    • @lucilucid
      @lucilucid 7 місяців тому +31

      @@TEENYcharma You know zoophiles and furries are two different things right?

  • @11icelord
    @11icelord 7 місяців тому +30

    25:38 3 kids have become mermaids and two of them are using straw to drink sea water. 😅

    • @b4ph0m3tdk9
      @b4ph0m3tdk9 7 місяців тому

      Nope.

    • @miuki2721
      @miuki2721 6 місяців тому

      What the hell

    • @lizard_977
      @lizard_977 Місяць тому

      😅 That's swimming equipment but they are using those "straws" wrong the tip is supposed to be above water so you can breathe

    • @11icelord
      @11icelord Місяць тому

      @@lizard_977 👍

  • @eternalhevel
    @eternalhevel 7 місяців тому +27

    2:00
    They all died in a car crash

  • @-a4607
    @-a4607 6 місяців тому +13

    Im glad im a part of the true Church of Eastern Orthodoxy

    • @rllycldg_3633
      @rllycldg_3633 6 місяців тому +3

      My mom was a JW, but when she met my dad she converted to Orthodoxy

    • @kollekciorozsdas6110
      @kollekciorozsdas6110 6 місяців тому

      So you are just part of a different version of the cult. Okay. You are not better in any way Still a harmfull cultist

    • @cadillacdebois
      @cadillacdebois 6 місяців тому

      What is the gospel of orthodoxy?

    • @rllycldg_3633
      @rllycldg_3633 6 місяців тому

      @cadillacdebois Orthodoxy is the original, its most similar to Catholic

    • @cadillacdebois
      @cadillacdebois 6 місяців тому +1

      @@rllycldg_3633 right, so what what is the orthodox gospel? I'm sure its close to catholic, but what is its difference? The gospel matters, what is believed about salvation is the key,, beyond that is maturity. Your choice, grow and mature or wither on the vine?

  • @idkwhatimdoing306
    @idkwhatimdoing306 6 місяців тому +8

    I Know i'm suppose to talk about the vidoe but 25:23 monkey had me off guard 🤣

  • @EmilySolem-Davis
    @EmilySolem-Davis 7 місяців тому +13

    I remember the convention videos on the resurrection. So manipulative, and started the whole series of videos at the conventions.

  • @ginaanelli9717
    @ginaanelli9717 7 місяців тому +46

    What about aborted babies, or babies who died at birth, handicapped children, do JW’s revert to a “perfect “ age? Children never grow up? No one has sex?
    Imagine living the rest of your life on that earth! NO! I want to be with God. Heaven is promised to all who “persevere through the end”
    What do they think..Christ and those ridiculous 144,00 will visit? Or will they be like
    Governor, Mayor? It’s all so unbelievable.
    In My Father's House are Many Rooms
    …2In My Father’s house are many rooms. If it were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you? 3And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and welcome you into My presence, so that you also may be where I am. 4You know the way to the place where I am going

    • @LuckyTheCat256
      @LuckyTheCat256 6 місяців тому +14

      @@JustMe-jx9np You know, it would be pretty nice if people would stop hating on all Christians just because JW Christians (which are a VERY small percentage of Christians) set a bad example. Believe me when I say this, MOST CHRISTIANS ARE NOT LIKE THIS!! It’s just that JW puts a bad image on Christianity as a whole.

    • @Thatboycapping
      @Thatboycapping 6 місяців тому +2

      @@LuckyTheCat256on Bro 😭 🙏🏿

    • @loriblue179
      @loriblue179 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@LuckyTheCat256christians don't need JWs to ruin their good image

  • @MysteryMaker135
    @MysteryMaker135 7 місяців тому +14

    gringed at 3:21 Just because she was hugging herself, Smiling, and Eyes closed.

  • @Vamp_The_Polymorph
    @Vamp_The_Polymorph 6 місяців тому +4

    Right after this, I got an ad for prayer- (I'm agnostic too-)

  • @catst9927
    @catst9927 6 місяців тому +4

    The animation was beautiful in the 2-D Music video. I hope that the people who worked on it can work on other projects that might get them a bit more recognition. Not the religion to be clear, but those animators who put in a lot of work and are clearly very talented.

  • @epicgirl65060
    @epicgirl65060 7 місяців тому +28

    i was like “omg i forgot to watch a video?!?!?” n then i realized you uploaded it 30 mins ago LOL
    it’s crazy cuz i was rewatching your other videos thinking “when will they make another caleb and sophia video T_T”
    i love these they are fascinating
    i never grew up around that stuff, i was raised in a pretty diverse area and stuff but i relate to being isolated as a child so i really do feel empathy for all the jw kids
    it’s fascinating because it’s crazy to me that people dedicate their lives to these cults that are designed to just eat your money… it’s all really sad tbh

  • @RedHotTamale91
    @RedHotTamale91 7 місяців тому +19

    THANK YOU for saying "venomous" snakes, and not "poisonous"

    • @industrialcathedral
      @industrialcathedral 6 місяців тому +2

      You're not sure what happens if we eat the snakes tho 😂

  • @RealBlakeHassellCGPV
    @RealBlakeHassellCGPV 7 місяців тому +27

    12:55 Elsa . . . “Do you wanna build a snowman”?
    I swear I wanted her to say that

    • @raquelpardal5343
      @raquelpardal5343 7 місяців тому +3

      There will be snow in the Paradise? Gotta ask the elders.

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 7 місяців тому +7

      Sophia: "Mom...is Elsa gonna die?"
      Elsa: "I CAN STILL HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW?? 😠😤"

  • @HeiwaTori
    @HeiwaTori 5 місяців тому +10

    @20:20 I like to think Jade & Nita left the JWs & got married & are happy together 😆

  • @DaydreamerAaren
    @DaydreamerAaren 6 місяців тому +22

    It really doesn't make sense when you think about it. So, god has the power to make a perfect world where everyone is happy; no diseases, no death, no war, no food chain, etc. but instead, he decided that we should all be miserable and live our existence like it’s some kind of test/exam which is ultimately pointless because he predestined some of us to pass and most of us to fail. What kind of psycho would do that ? If god is real, he has the maturity of a 12 y.o playing the Sims and experimenting with humans’ pain and suffering.

    • @GamerChick5567
      @GamerChick5567 6 місяців тому +2

      He was just in a silly goofy mood 😂

    • @weregarurumon3202
      @weregarurumon3202 6 місяців тому +4

      Writers giving their characters lots of trauma and sad back stories for character development:

    • @zoemanc
      @zoemanc 5 місяців тому +1

      The reason that wars and all the bad things that happen are the consequences of sin, the sin that happened beacuse Adam and Eve disobeyed God, so after that all the bad things that started happening where all our fault since we are descendants of them, and God simply let Adam and Eve live outside of the perfectly good garden they where supposed to live in.
      And yes, this life in this fallen and corrupted world is a test of our faith in God, that besides everything we persevered until the end. And its not really predestined beacuse God gave us free will, sure God is Omniscient and Omnipotent, he knows everything that happened and will happen, it’s our choice if we start to better ourselves and try to be a good person avoiding sin as much as possible for Him and for us, or if you conform into this world and stay just the way you are, you do have a choice.
      For example Judas, God and Jesus always knew Judas would betray him and end up killing him, but even though Jesus knew this, he didn’t treat Judas like a traitor and rubbing it in his face even before Judas thought of betraying him, Judas had a choice, and he made the wrong one, after betraying Jesus he killed himself, and at least in Christianity, suicide is one way ticket to hell, if you commit suicide there is no unmaking it and sadly be tormented forever in hell, beacuse it’s seen as throwing away Gods gift of life.

    • @weregarurumon3202
      @weregarurumon3202 5 місяців тому +2

      also I would like to compare God to an writer, when you create a world and characters you know everything about them and everything that they would do and everything that will happen to that world and people is at your decision and will.
      Sure in their perspective they are making or given a choice but in the eyes of an witter all is according to their desires at want kind of story they want to tell.

    • @DaydreamerAaren
      @DaydreamerAaren 5 місяців тому +4

      @@weregarurumon3202 Yep. And it would be weird to blame the characters for the choices of the author, right ? xD