These Jehovah's Witness Cartoons are DEPRESSING AF

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  • @exjwpandatower
    @exjwpandatower  5 місяців тому +130

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  • @gilliam8897
    @gilliam8897 5 місяців тому +1760

    Sophia is watching Panda Tower behind her parents back

    • @miuki2721
      @miuki2721 5 місяців тому +96

      Her mind: I'M FEELING BETRAYED

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 5 місяців тому +70

      Incidentally this is what Sophia watching
      This episode.
      😳😳😳

    • @yellowtheangrybird9021
      @yellowtheangrybird9021 4 місяці тому +23

      You also play sacred stones?

    • @gilliam8897
      @gilliam8897 4 місяці тому +17

      @@yellowtheangrybird9021 Ever since I was a small child

    • @Alexandraadftxr7052
      @Alexandraadftxr7052 4 місяці тому +46

      And secretly shows it to Caleb.

  • @TwobitsTiger
    @TwobitsTiger 5 місяців тому +919

    I learned at a super young age to never EVER tell my parents I was bored. There were always chores to be done...

    • @RippleE.M.P
      @RippleE.M.P 5 місяців тому +34

      real

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 5 місяців тому +31

      Like what
      Tide the floor, the tables, dishwashing, if you have pets, taking care of them
      Cleaning. Their poo, feeding them.
      Cleaning your room,
      (out nowhere you have like 400 items) 😳😳🙄 and the closet door doesn't close.

    • @TwobitsTiger
      @TwobitsTiger 4 місяці тому +5

      @@AgnesBooth-zu7tw mmmmHHHMMMM!!!

    • @jayomato
      @jayomato 4 місяці тому +5

      same i do that

    • @viviennemorgan7217
      @viviennemorgan7217 4 місяці тому +9

      @@AgnesBooth-zu7tw taking care of pets isn't that bad.

  • @isaac5446
    @isaac5446 5 місяців тому +370

    Sophia is watching, "how to sneak out and lose contact from your uber religious family."

    • @indy_the_awesome4615
      @indy_the_awesome4615 2 місяці тому +8

      Like how I saw some people on twitter making art of the future of Horrid Henry leaving his parents as an adult.
      Maybe there should be one of those of these kids leaving the JW religion. Maybe following actual Christianity and becoming good, functioning, living and loving *people*

  • @bottlerofgames
    @bottlerofgames 5 місяців тому +706

    I was at a park recently, and saw some JW's irl😭😭😭😭 they standing like NPCs, next to a shelf with literature cards, and not a single soul walked towards them😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @cheemsdrip7478
      @cheemsdrip7478 5 місяців тому +26

      I saw a Kingdom Hall when I was driving to Dairy Queen yesterday

    • @da_googoober
      @da_googoober 5 місяців тому +122

      I’m someone who dresses pretty eccentric, and passes some JWs one day. They were handing out pamphlets to everyone who passed. When I passed them, they just looked the other way lol

    • @Nilinili-i2y
      @Nilinili-i2y 5 місяців тому +26

      ​@@da_googoober good >:)

    • @laserlonewolf1937
      @laserlonewolf1937 5 місяців тому +19

      They usually stand next to a park or near university I attend to. Once some guy took a crayon and written "Heresy" word next to the spot near an university

    • @edayoruk488
      @edayoruk488 5 місяців тому +17

      Writing this from Montpellier,France. I also saw them today literally for the first time right after i discovered this channel. They were all alone waiting someone to come up to them

  • @tyffanidade2183
    @tyffanidade2183 5 місяців тому +312

    I have a friend who is an exjw and she said that the reason she quit being a jw is because she loved ballet and both of her best friends wern't jw's

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 5 місяців тому +3

      Weren't*

    • @dancingnature
      @dancingnature 5 місяців тому +50

      What do JWs have against ballet ? I had an odd experience with them a few years ago. I used to do a short ballet warmup while waiting for the bus . And the local JWs stopped talking to me after I told them how old I was . I’m pushing 70 , apparently they thought it was demonic that I could do that at my age 😂

    • @queer_arabic
      @queer_arabic 4 місяці тому

      ​@@dancingnatureeven if things like drugs aren't allowed drugs and things like that most jw's have very unhealthy lifestyles , they often eat a ton of junkfood and don't workout or exercise even worst for older generations wich would explain why they are surprised that an elderly woman is able to do an exercise as intense as ballet, etc . on the other side in the jehova's witness and most other religion women are second class citizens that are expected to be quiet and stay on the sidelines and ballet is a type of dance where women and they're movements are at the center of, wich often makes them mad

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 4 місяці тому

      @@dancingnature well, screw those ageist pricks!

    • @SarahHill-jh6gs
      @SarahHill-jh6gs 4 місяці тому

      Everything is worldly and demonic to them. Gladly, I've never come across one even though we have some of them in my country.

  • @Bova-Fett
    @Bova-Fett 5 місяців тому +841

    Telling kids to not be iPad babies is unironically good advice though

    • @primitive.notions4789
      @primitive.notions4789 5 місяців тому +75

      Agreed, same with moderation in sports to balance other aspects of life.
      I think the baby got thrown out with the bathwater on this one

    • @Eric_01
      @Eric_01 4 місяці тому +104

      It's ironic considering that the religion has basically gone full digital.

    • @ML-qe7ml
      @ML-qe7ml 4 місяці тому

      ​@@primitive.notions4789You can find the baby in a lot of other places though

    • @IamBardsongWolf
      @IamBardsongWolf 4 місяці тому

      I mean it is but that's what this cult does; it disguises the progenda as lessons valuable for their kids and that it teaches them important life lessons.

    • @blackluck4754
      @blackluck4754 4 місяці тому +21

      And with a little love and attention to the kid, it will raise a higher chance for the child to enjoy some time without the iPad. (This is said from someone who doesn’t plan to have a child.)

  • @Most_Jeffinitely
    @Most_Jeffinitely 5 місяців тому +171

    It's very telling about a religion when their head of said religion is called "the watchtower" it doesn't sound like they have your best interests in mind, it sounds like someone glaring down from their tower watching your every move, like some Lord of the rings style crap

    • @kathybrem880
      @kathybrem880 5 місяців тому +5

      Yeah the tower of Orthanc, with all the orcs!

    • @Lisa-x3n5x
      @Lisa-x3n5x 4 місяці тому +2

      Awesome observation!

    • @dysfunctionalthor4719
      @dysfunctionalthor4719 4 місяці тому +3

      “We must build an army for the great eye”

    • @bladenot-runner1795
      @bladenot-runner1795 4 місяці тому +4

      It reminds me of a panopticon: a guard tower in the middle of a circular prison, where every cell can be watched at all times.

    • @-TheCrisisNight-
      @-TheCrisisNight- 2 місяці тому +1

      "Big Brother is Watching You" is what came to mind. Don't know what that says about this situation.

  • @oliviaswarden6077
    @oliviaswarden6077 5 місяців тому +495

    Wife was so selfish and not sacrifice herself being a hypocrite. She didn't give up her front seat for the brother's comfort instead if sitting with her children in the backseat.

    • @J.O.L.E.N.E_1111
      @J.O.L.E.N.E_1111 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah fr..... like why are you letting a crusty old man sit in the back of the car with your little children

    • @J.O.L.E.N.E_1111
      @J.O.L.E.N.E_1111 5 місяців тому +54

      And why didn't they trade places in my family we always have the old ppl sit in the. Front and the younger ppl in the back....

    • @wormwoodcocktail
      @wormwoodcocktail 5 місяців тому +4

      YOOOOOOOOO

    • @dancingnature
      @dancingnature 4 місяці тому +64

      The father was the selfish one, he didn’t ask them if they had other plans. He just imposed on them. Mom should have asked the dad to drop them off at the park while the father went to help the neighbor since he volunteered himself. And they could have planned to for the whole family to help out the next day or next week when they were free.

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 4 місяці тому +23

      @@dancingnature yeah, but we all know how that would have went, a bunch of glares and guilt trips. Not to mention a lot of punishments if the kids argued.
      "Honor your parents", the fifth commandment.

  • @literaldoorknob
    @literaldoorknob 5 місяців тому +199

    8:41 My favourite Bible verse is the one talking about how you should always respect those older than you, even if they play an incredibly loud, reverbed fart sound effect while sitting down in your car despite you never meeting them

    • @ignore5737
      @ignore5737 5 місяців тому +13

      Its not in the bible, but i was orthodox jew in a chasidic community (cult) and in our rulebook it says something like that literally XD

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 5 місяців тому +2

      Other cultures too old age meant wisdom.

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 4 місяці тому +18

      @@AgnesBooth-zu7tw but a lot of times, old people tend to be as dumb as younger people.

    • @Aura_Lucario
      @Aura_Lucario 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@AgnesBooth-zu7twI think those cultures forgot a little something called dementia.

  • @Kqvikko
    @Kqvikko 5 місяців тому +151

    The fact I got a praying app ad for this-

    • @kathybrem880
      @kathybrem880 5 місяців тому +12

      I absolutely hate those stupid ads!!!

    • @lolrip3310
      @lolrip3310 5 місяців тому +5

      Same I got some christian ad

    • @ExplosionMare
      @ExplosionMare 5 місяців тому +4

      I get ads like that from this channel a lot, too

    • @matthewpitre8159
      @matthewpitre8159 5 місяців тому +8

      Yeah they're trying to undo all the hard work this channel is trying to do Panda is not saying don't be religious or spiritual saying don't waste your time doing all this crap that they want you to do While your life goes on around you Person and use Use your time why is Use your time And you can have religion or spirituality Just don't join a cult

    • @Stormyyyy...
      @Stormyyyy... 4 місяці тому +1

      if you're on browser or android you should just block ads safsafdsafdsfd

  • @Duhble07
    @Duhble07 5 місяців тому +227

    “Some people could have become incredible __________ (fill in the blank) if they hadn’t sacrificed everything for Jehovah” (= Watchtower).
    Think: athlete, engineer, scientist, mathematician, physicist, chemist, geologist, lawyer, nurse, doctor, accountant, software developer, pilot, astronaut, inventor, financial advisor, biologist, archaeologist, historian, artist, musician.
    Any religion that tells you to NOT develop your mind or body, is a high control group and is diabolical, by design. God commands us to use our intellect to help ourselves, our family, and humanity.

    • @anonanon5927
      @anonanon5927 4 місяці тому +6

      I'm so confused though. How do JWs make money? (I was never part)

    • @Mexhazzzz
      @Mexhazzzz 4 місяці тому

      ​@@anonanon5927 i think it's via donations and whatnot

    • @weregarurumon3202
      @weregarurumon3202 4 місяці тому

      ​@@anonanon5927tithes and offerings and donations

    • @gamerman2801
      @gamerman2801 4 місяці тому

      @@anonanon5927selling Kingdom Halls made with free labor of serving JW’s. And by ""fundraising"" for JW’s, and ONLY JW’s, pocketing most of the money.

    • @Bellakingsrey4
      @Bellakingsrey4 3 місяці тому

      @@anonanon5927they get money by donations from the people who go to meetings but the people who donate do it out of free will

  • @BeavisMcThe
    @BeavisMcThe 5 місяців тому +306

    3:04 I cringe and roll my eyes every time the parents spout some scripture. No one talks like that!

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 4 місяці тому

      Not unless you're a brainwashed fundie.

    • @Asholotl1220
      @Asholotl1220 4 місяці тому +17

      JWs do expecting everyone to know what scripture you’re talking about

    • @Aura_Lucario
      @Aura_Lucario 4 місяці тому +3

      The dad clearly used to be Professor Oak before being converted to Jehovah.

    • @BloominFleury29
      @BloominFleury29 3 місяці тому +2

      My mum did

    • @BartholomewFrederickTheThird
      @BartholomewFrederickTheThird 3 місяці тому +2

      Beast from xmen would ngl

  • @ٴٴٴٴ_0
    @ٴٴٴٴ_0 5 місяців тому +84

    Is it just me or Caleb and Sophia parents change ethnicities in every episode? 😅

    • @user-wi9hv2pb2q
      @user-wi9hv2pb2q Місяць тому +4

      the mini cartoon they were white 😂. more recent they seem Hispanic.

    • @TerissaVital
      @TerissaVital 18 днів тому +2

      I've noticed it too and it's confusing me , like what race are they???😅

  • @LUCIFER_THE_PUMPKIN666
    @LUCIFER_THE_PUMPKIN666 Місяць тому +11

    3:32 ✨️I JUST WANNA BE PART OF OF UR SYMPHHHHOONNNYYYYYY-✨️

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 місяці тому +99

    Dolphin facts: Bottlenose dolphins sleep with one half of their brain at a time and keep one eye open. It's believed they do this to keep an eye out for their group, to make sure they stick together, and to look out for predators like sharks. Bottlenose dolphins have a double slit pupil allowing for similar visual acuity in air and water. Their eyes are adapted to mitigate varying light intensities. Studies show that the visual acuity of dolphins is similar or below the range of many terrestrial animals. In air, certain features of the lens and cornea correct for the refraction of light caused by the transition from aquatic to aerial vision. Without this adaptation, a dolphin would be nearsighted in air. A dolphin's retinas contain both rod cells and cone cells, indicating that they may have the ability to see in both dim and bright light.
    In dolphins, ears aren't attached to the skull. Ligaments hold each ear in a foam-filled cavity outside the skull. This separation of the ears allows a dolphin to localize sound, which is important for echolocation. When hunting, dolphins produce bubbles to herd their prey to the surface. They sometimes also use a hunting technique called 'fish-whacking', where they use their tail to hit fish and so stun them, making them easier to catch. They can stay up for about 15 days without losing their mental acuity. They can do this because their brain is formed of two halves, and they can have one-half asleep while the other is awake! Bottlenose dolphins also hide a sinister secret. They form a gang of 5, trapping a female companion in a watery prison. For several weeks, she is their toy and they forcefully mate with her. They also make terrifying noises and use their tails to smack her

    • @Carlos_Karlos87
      @Carlos_Karlos87 4 місяці тому +6

      Cool!

    • @j6moon15
      @j6moon15 2 місяці тому

      I didn’t know dolphins gang rape 😭| every day I learn some new horrible fact about dolphins lmao

    • @CplAnguadaEarth
      @CplAnguadaEarth 2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah, thanks! Dolphins are so cute when you’re in elementary school. And then you find out they’re the sex offenders of the sea, and that Flipper the Dolphin was not a good friend for children.

  • @Hams2go
    @Hams2go 5 місяців тому +185

    Sophia was watching Exjw panda tower

    • @unfunnyducky
      @unfunnyducky 5 місяців тому +16

      As she should

    • @Teneab
      @Teneab 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@unfunnyducky100%

    • @Abrix123
      @Abrix123 4 місяці тому

      Nah she better be watching me hit some crazy brawlhalla clips

  • @RippleE.M.P
    @RippleE.M.P 5 місяців тому +273

    any exjw's ever make the mistake to accidently wearing a black suit on a hot summer day and then having to go out in service? imagine hell and then multiply it by 3

    • @Nomad_7777
      @Nomad_7777 5 місяців тому +9

      yep, but id rather wear it for a whole week then to spend a little time in hell

    • @SurnaturalM
      @SurnaturalM 5 місяців тому +6

      Not a former JW but I did it, also didn't listen to the météo and wore à black suit with a black tie on a hot summer day, outside...

    • @juliablue9796
      @juliablue9796 5 місяців тому +5

      No but that sounds awful- In my case the closest thing I can say I experienced to that was having to walk to the convention in a long sleeved dress in 102 degree weather.

    • @CodyIsAGremlin
      @CodyIsAGremlin 4 місяці тому +4

      I’m not a JW nor exJW, but I know what it feels like to wear such things in Texas during summer, which is basically hell.

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 4 місяці тому +1

      @@juliablue9796 why did you have to wear a long sleeved dress?

  • @Varsity_artist
    @Varsity_artist 5 місяців тому +146

    Poor Caleb and Sofia. All they wanted to do was watch their new IPad 😭
    #justiceforcalebandsofia

    • @KahlessTheUnforgettable
      @KahlessTheUnforgettable 5 місяців тому +18

      You think they’d get an iPad?! That’s an Amazon Fire thingy!

    • @Bill_Cyper67
      @Bill_Cyper67 5 місяців тому +5

      "Must be the work of SATAN"​@@KahlessTheUnforgettable

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 5 місяців тому +1

      A simple tablet should work

    • @agc1161
      @agc1161 5 місяців тому +1

      The hashtag 😂😂

  • @ShenaniganEntertainment
    @ShenaniganEntertainment 5 місяців тому +129

    CALEB NO! SHE'S GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE WASHER NEXT

  • @ThatBoiOnLaythe
    @ThatBoiOnLaythe 5 місяців тому +68

    Hi! I’m hungarian. Budapest, to be specific. Just came back from the theatre. On the way, i drove past a kingdom hall. It looks like even hungarians don’t realise that they’re being coerced into a doomsday cult, and that made me sad.

    • @pokemata1035
      @pokemata1035 5 місяців тому +10

      For being Hungarian, that's some really great English. I know my language is very hard to learn, and you have great grammar, and are spelling words (EX: coerced) that even some native speakers have trouble with. When did you start learning? It must have taken a lot of work and a lot of time!

    • @tulip811
      @tulip811 5 місяців тому +3

      God why are they everywhere? 😭

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 5 місяців тому +9

      Same here on Mexico
      The people don't even know their government boddy.

    • @weirdlittlesister
      @weirdlittlesister 2 місяці тому

      Szerencsés vagy, hogy csak ennyit láttál belőlük :D amikor a nyolcban laktam, a Népszínház utcában rendszeresen járőröztek inkognitóban, és azzal szórakoztak, hogy leszólítottak normálisnak tűnő embereket. Engem is rendszeresen megtaláltak, volt egy öregasszony, aki egy idő után már kifejezetten rám utazott, mert egyszer vallástöri óra után leálltam vele brahiból beszélgetni, hátha ki tudom téríteni (sajnos nem tudtam. Amikor elmondtam neki, hogy Isten neve nem Jehova, lezuhant nála a redőny, és onnantól kezdve nem lehetett vele beszélni, mert mindig ugyanazt a három mondatot kezdte hajtogatni, hogy dehogyisnem... kicsit bizarr volt.) Ahol most lakom, ott is rendszeresen látom őket az egyik téren álldogálni. Kifejezetten vicces néha, ahogy ott állnak a kiborított kuka meg az eldobált szemét mellett, figyelik a szembe padon csövező cigányokat, és várják, hogy valakit megtéríthessenek...

  • @dwaynestyles642
    @dwaynestyles642 5 місяців тому +47

    59.6K lovers of freedom, you’ll be at 100K in no time. Congratulations on the rapid growth, Red Panda!!

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 5 місяців тому +1

      He interviewing other believers, does help his channel to growth, because it offer another point of view.

  • @Des7iny7
    @Des7iny7 5 місяців тому +96

    I’m wondering when exactly, Caleb & Sophia have time to be children. Daft, silly, playful kids. Making mud pies, eating worms, exploring their surroundings..having fun, getting a sun tan from being out on their bikes all day. When do they get to do that?
    Watchtower stole it, and their parents gave their lives to men.

    • @RippleE.M.P
      @RippleE.M.P 5 місяців тому +13

      you had me at " eating worms " where do i sign up?

    • @dominicballinger6536
      @dominicballinger6536 2 місяці тому +2

      In earlier episodes Sophia was more tan actually. They've been inside so damn much they're getting the Dracula complexion

  • @CrabclawBCEN
    @CrabclawBCEN 5 місяців тому +92

    Sophia was watching two boys and their friends on summer vacation having a better life than she is

    • @RippleE.M.P
      @RippleE.M.P 5 місяців тому +14

      hey guys and girls! welcome back to my new vlog " true paradise " where after leaving the jw's i finally have time to go on a vacation! ikr first were gona go to everyones paradise...Hawaii. hell yeah!

  • @Demonetization_Symbol
    @Demonetization_Symbol 5 місяців тому +82

    The making sacrifices one is triggering for me because I had a traumatic experience with an elderly man.

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 5 місяців тому +5

      Imaging is a dog instead.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 4 місяці тому +6

      I'm sorry that happened to you. When I saw the parents taking away Caleb and Sophia's chances to have some real play time for themselves, my first thought was, "so the kids have to help clean the congregation pdos' apartment instead of being free? That's CRUEL!"

  • @Rworld101
    @Rworld101 5 місяців тому +55

    Imagine someone makes a analog horror on the JW cartoons i would watch it

    • @haleandguu
      @haleandguu 5 місяців тому +5

      you should do it !!! that sounds interesting !!!

    • @thepostalteenager2206
      @thepostalteenager2206 4 місяці тому +3

      Well this cult has lots of dark parts,so the analog horror would fit perfectly

    • @emoji_sus602
      @emoji_sus602 4 місяці тому +2

      I like the idea, man.

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 місяці тому +2

      Someone needs to get on that.

  • @marmieRH
    @marmieRH 5 місяців тому +119

    When they come to knock, I always feel sorry for the ones who stay in the car in the summer 😢

    • @unfunnyducky
      @unfunnyducky 5 місяців тому +25

      I feel sorry for them in general

    • @halthammerzeit
      @halthammerzeit 5 місяців тому

      Last winter i saw older sjw fella flip on sidewalk. I'd laugh if he was younger, because of slapstick way he did it. But he landed real hard.😢

    • @Burning_crufix
      @Burning_crufix 4 місяці тому +3

      Fr. It's just sad to see people brainwashed and then try to lead others the same path they barely know themselves..

    • @BeavisMcThe
      @BeavisMcThe 25 днів тому

      When I had to go out I was actually super happy when I got to stay in the car instead of stand there listening to the BS, even when it was hot or cold. It felt like an awesome break lol

  • @Nicole_Auriel
    @Nicole_Auriel 4 місяці тому +18

    I lose the “you cringe you lose” challenge every single time when Caleb’s dad comes out with that Dracula sounding voice. “Ve are going to go to ze church ah ah ah!”

  • @JustSomeBridgeTroll333
    @JustSomeBridgeTroll333 5 місяців тому +71

    3:01 Why did I imagine the wise man was Prof. Oak telling me not to ride my bike indoors? 💀

  • @ultimate_pleb
    @ultimate_pleb 5 місяців тому +22

    10:17
    aww sh*t, he vacuumed up the meth stash!

  • @sperglord3825
    @sperglord3825 5 місяців тому +63

    8:50 Bruh Caleb got so mad he popped the ball with his bare hands, I’m scared of him now.

    • @pericoparakeet6104
      @pericoparakeet6104 2 місяці тому +1

      Remember, Caleb has direct communication with the spirt relm

  • @MarionRobbins
    @MarionRobbins 3 місяці тому +26

    Headcanon that Caleb and Sophia grow up and leave the faith. They are also very close in adulthood. Caleb loves visiting Sophia and her wife, and brings their kids cook switch games for them to play together. Also, Sophia gets a full education and becomes a successful doctor

    • @lesbiibab7559
      @lesbiibab7559 3 місяці тому +7

      Pls tell me her wife is Zoe and she also escaped 🙏

    • @weirdlittlesister
      @weirdlittlesister 2 місяці тому +4

      I always feel bad for Sophia. She seems severely neglected and also mildly autistic most of the time. Caleb repeatedly talks over her and is regularly in the focus of most videos. When mom talked about the sacrifice of Jesus in the car, Sophia wasn't even there anymore

  • @oliviaswarden6077
    @oliviaswarden6077 5 місяців тому +35

    I feel sorry for the children now living in the cult. Um, I'm so glad this stuff didn't come out when i was growing up.

    • @ramrod576
      @ramrod576 4 місяці тому +1

      I'm mixed... All we had was the bible book of horror stories. A couple light hearted cartoons would be nice.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 місяці тому +22

    It's true about dolphins! They torture their food before eating it! They do it to prey on rather harder to attack creatures like octopuses who have deadly tentacles around for defense. Dolphins maul and beat them up to break them into smaller pieces before eating them. In another context, sometimes dolphins murder other aquatic creatures such as porpoises and fellow mammals without the urge to eat them, as in they kill for fun! They even harm fellow dolphins' calves, or THEIR OWN to get their females to mate with them again. Dolphin teeth are designed to attack and ravenously kill their prey. Apart from being sharp, dolphins have many teeth in their set to make their attacks impactful. For instance, the bottlenose dolphins can have between eighty to a hundred teeth in their mouth for a firm grip and ultimately secure their prey for consumption. Additionally, at times these mammals might attack an animal (including humans) without any intention of preying on them via a strong blow with their snouts.
    And they are constantly evolving their methods of hunting. Dolphins are of course intelligent creatures. When they are ready to prey, dolphins turn into quite calculative and scheming hunters. Some of them might use their tails to swirl mud in the water and trap a fish inside. A Smithsonian article revealed that these creatures even teach their newly adopted hunting skills through cultural transmission. Few other mammals are as skilled and creative when it comes to finding food. They hunt in groups and can sometimes even make their way onto land to reach their next meal. This, along with an incredible appetite for meat - an adult dolphin must eat 12-15 kilograms a day, makes the shark seem relatively peaceful and friendly by comparison! It's also worth mentioning they aren't smiling. Their toothy grin is an anatomical anomaly. Their facial muscles can't move and switch as humans can. They will "smile" even when they are injured, in pain, or near their death!

  • @michaeljimenez7264
    @michaeljimenez7264 5 місяців тому +399

    This boutta drop on my birthday. 🎉

    • @amazinglynoone
      @amazinglynoone 5 місяців тому +16

      Happy birthday!

    • @pixiefairie545
      @pixiefairie545 5 місяців тому +14

      happy birthday 🎉🎉

    • @Fentanyl4Kids
      @Fentanyl4Kids 5 місяців тому +9

      Happy birthday

    • @Grant-nt9pt
      @Grant-nt9pt 5 місяців тому +6

      Congrats bro! Wishing you many more!

    • @Ash-Syaukani
      @Ash-Syaukani 5 місяців тому +4

      Happy Brithday! Enjoy your weekly dose of Saturday cartoons!

  • @RippleE.M.P
    @RippleE.M.P 5 місяців тому +71

    15:00 when Calebs mom was still mexican and not whitewashed. RIP

    • @sillystringreal
      @sillystringreal 5 місяців тому +4

      Frr

    • @AcanthaDante
      @AcanthaDante 5 місяців тому +11

      My headcanon is that they're covertly trying to pick up disillusioned Mormons.

    • @scaryperi3051
      @scaryperi3051 4 місяці тому +6

      Mexican and white are not mutually exclusive terms.

  • @lainarrrr
    @lainarrrr 3 місяці тому +6

    She’s trying to clear “girls kissing” from her search history 💔💔

  • @dallasgrey4247
    @dallasgrey4247 5 місяців тому +34

    Too much of a good thing can become thing is a true and wise statement from the Dad. And so is the idea of not constantly being on an iPad. And then he ruined it with the creepy surveillance thing.

    • @Eric_01
      @Eric_01 4 місяці тому +4

      Is it really wisdom if you're just quoting a line you heard somewhere else?

    • @BlazingFlame69
      @BlazingFlame69 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Eric_01 i mean yeah technically

  • @VladSparaStoria
    @VladSparaStoria 4 місяці тому +26

    3d Caleb watching a 2d Caleb implies that 2d Caleb is watching a more mysterious, and much more twisted, 1d Caleb.

    • @KyrieFortune
      @KyrieFortune 3 місяці тому +5

      Does this implies there is a 4d Caleb, that 3d Caleb will meet him but no one will believe him?
      Does Caleb live in Flatlandia?

  • @KrowleyPineapples777
    @KrowleyPineapples777 Місяць тому +6

    Sophia is watching Happy Tree Friends. Her parents are too dumb to realize whats happening.

  • @thatliquidthing1903
    @thatliquidthing1903 5 місяців тому +27

    Most "rainy day" episodes of kids' shows: "it's raining? that won't stop us from having fun!! :D"
    This show: "it's raining? work."
    (and yeah, i know he played in the end, but actively discouraging making chores more fun? c'mon.)

  • @Fizcakesprite
    @Fizcakesprite 5 місяців тому +52

    Tower Propaganda expects you to like the Ganda, but they forget that you hate the propa.
    I know its only 30 likes but wow, this is much more than my usual comments. Grace of the Panda ig?

  • @miriahofthewind
    @miriahofthewind 4 місяці тому +5

    Catholic here. We had a lot of extracurriculars growing up. Girl scouts, tennis, choir, CYO basketball, I did piano while my sister did dance lessons. Its very interesting hearing about your childhood because my church wasn't really interested what i did in my off time from mass or CCD. Its also really wild to hear of some demoniations taking attendance.

  • @davidreda1211
    @davidreda1211 4 місяці тому +7

    OMG, your ending was perfect!!! I nearly spit out my coffee hearing the "baaaaaaa" in the box!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @thepolishgenerator5915
    @thepolishgenerator5915 5 місяців тому +11

    To me it's crazy these kids can't just walk to the park...

  • @ThatOneMan830
    @ThatOneMan830 5 місяців тому +10

    I’m begging you to upload the “Baaa” and “Goodnight Little Sheep” as their own videos, I need those soundbites lmao

  • @pinedelgado4743
    @pinedelgado4743 5 місяців тому +8

    And speaking of how time is spent, this particular video is time WELL SPENT!! I LOVE IT!! Thanks lots for producing, narrating and posting!!

  • @Stormy_Seaz_dragonz
    @Stormy_Seaz_dragonz 3 місяці тому +4

    as a proud owner of a tortoise IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ROOM TO WALK AROUND LET ALONE A HIDE OR HEAT LAMPS

  • @kathybrem880
    @kathybrem880 5 місяців тому +10

    I friend of mines younger sister and her husband joined this vile cult when their two sons were 9 & 11. I can’t even imagine how horrible it was for those boys. I’ve often wondered what became of them

  • @purple_guy_87
    @purple_guy_87 Місяць тому +3

    3:10
    Calen turning into president of turkey

  • @Daryl-2009
    @Daryl-2009 4 місяці тому +9

    5:46 MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE MENTIONED!
    That's my childhood classic, omg Calleb got robbed

  • @cmckinney380
    @cmckinney380 5 місяців тому +7

    I certainly don't miss that life either. Been 22 years. I have finally spent as many years out as in it. Still, my entire childhood was wasted and it makes me so sad. I would never do that to my children

    • @Eric_01
      @Eric_01 4 місяці тому +2

      I didn't leave until I was 35. I'll be old AF when I've been out as long as I was in. I never did it to my children...but others did and I lost them both. Just can't win.

    • @Alligator40
      @Alligator40 Місяць тому

      Im sorry that hap to you in the first place

  • @ProceduralUtopia
    @ProceduralUtopia 5 місяців тому +12

    JW knocked on my house's door this morning 😅 this video comes at the right time..

    • @weirdlittlesister
      @weirdlittlesister 2 місяці тому

      I remember that one time when JWs woke me up by knocking on the door at like 6AM...
      Me: Who are you and what do you want??
      Them: W-we brought an important message...
      Me: Put your message in the message box and fuck off! How dare you waking up normal people with this bullshit? Get a life!
      Them: Sorry Sorry but it's a message from Jesus, it's really important...
      Me: I told you, put it in the box ang gtfo!! He waited 2000 years, he can wait some more until I get coffee at least!

  • @megamushroom
    @megamushroom 5 місяців тому +35

    So true so true poor caleb 😢 😢

  • @sarcasm6669
    @sarcasm6669 5 місяців тому +8

    Challenge lost as soon as theme scripture was read and video began
    Truly feel sorry for the kids who voice them. Hope one day they escape and have a chance to share their tale of they choose

    • @PokemonRules333
      @PokemonRules333 4 місяці тому +1

      The kids might be voiced by adults after all lots of young boy characters are voiced by older women

    • @sarcasm6669
      @sarcasm6669 4 місяці тому

      @@PokemonRules333 I hope so, hope they still wake up at some point somehow

    • @PokemonRules333
      @PokemonRules333 4 місяці тому +1

      @@sarcasm6669 i agree i hope the organization gets disbanded and the gb gets arrested and put in jail

  • @XeroChillz_izmeiUwU
    @XeroChillz_izmeiUwU 4 місяці тому +6

    NOOO NOT THE MAJORAS MASK CLOCK NOISE AHHH OMG THAT GAVE ME MORE OF A JUMP SCARE THAN MY DAD. @0:19

  • @userona8042
    @userona8042 5 місяців тому +16

    3D Caleb watches 2D Caleb, 2D Caleb watches 1D Caleb

    • @TheCaregiverSITMOB
      @TheCaregiverSITMOB 5 місяців тому +4

      And 4D caleb watches 3D Caleb.

    • @Buscit_gacha
      @Buscit_gacha Місяць тому

      @@TheCaregiverSITMOB 5D Caleb watches 4D Caleb (that sounds so wrong)

  • @William_Afton2002
    @William_Afton2002 5 місяців тому +23

    Bro what is up with Caleb’s smile it’s making me uneasy 😂 8:15

    • @William_Afton2002
      @William_Afton2002 5 місяців тому +4

      It’s the Jack Nicholson Joker 😂

    • @rb3c-l4w
      @rb3c-l4w 5 місяців тому +1

      @@William_Afton2002😂😂😂

    • @William_Afton2002
      @William_Afton2002 5 місяців тому +1

      You know now the dads smile looks weird too he looks like his mouth is slit open or something

  • @Welcome_Internet
    @Welcome_Internet 5 місяців тому +8

    She is watching Don’t Hug me I’m scared!
    XD

    • @Eric_01
      @Eric_01 4 місяці тому

      Thank you so much!!! I've been trying to remember the name of that show for the past hour! I love you.

  • @_Scrappz_
    @_Scrappz_ Місяць тому +2

    3:31 I JUST WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYY

  • @GreatBossXL
    @GreatBossXL 3 місяці тому +5

    3:11 Bro looks like boss from smiling friends

  • @ImNotAGoose69420
    @ImNotAGoose69420 2 місяці тому +2

    "Time, Dr. Freeman. Is it really that time again?"

  • @sad_doggo2504
    @sad_doggo2504 4 місяці тому +15

    Forget the enclosure, where's the UV-B lamp!? That tortoise is gonna die!! 🐢🥺

  • @Thedead_treeguy
    @Thedead_treeguy 4 місяці тому +9

    4:32 they'll be watching some goofy rainbow shark finger family video with hulk twerking in the background 😂😂

  • @sarareimold3151
    @sarareimold3151 5 місяців тому +7

    We were allowed to do some extracurricular activities. Band, chorus, we also started a Renaissance faire club at our school. Sports weren't allowed, but i didn't mind because I wasn't athletic at all!

    • @kathybrem880
      @kathybrem880 5 місяців тому

      Sad

    • @Azu-bv1rc
      @Azu-bv1rc 5 місяців тому +2

      my moms a jw and she allowed me to be in art club,,, but thats probably because there wasn’t anything important and jw related on the days that club was on

    • @sarareimold3151
      @sarareimold3151 5 місяців тому +1

      @@kathybrem880 I didn't think it was sad...we got to do pretty much all of the things that we wanted to do

    • @kentucky_fc
      @kentucky_fc 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@sarareimold3151 yeah but its sad for the athletic kids that cant develop their skills

    • @Alligator40
      @Alligator40 Місяць тому

      Yeah too many rules with these JWs

  • @ramrod576
    @ramrod576 4 місяці тому +1

    Ur blowing up dude. Great job. I see 60,000 subscribers... That's insane from 2 days

  • @molcalotl7503
    @molcalotl7503 4 місяці тому +4

    at 9:13 idk why but i was expecting carpentry like a table or something

  • @agc1161
    @agc1161 5 місяців тому +1

    The thumbnail is so hilarious. I've been waiting for this!

  • @SisterNoor-om6ii
    @SisterNoor-om6ii 4 місяці тому +5

    Im a Muslim who never knew much about JW, until Panda Tower, and how much of a cult it is. Also 16:06 FR bro!

  • @hawkwarrior93
    @hawkwarrior93 3 місяці тому +2

    Panda, I’m so sorry you couldn’t take part in extracurriculars during your childhood. My sisters and I could-both in school and out. I have no children, but I couldn’t imagine raising them in that cult! I even told that to the last JWs who came to my door!

  • @Yourfat247
    @Yourfat247 5 місяців тому +4

    No one gonna talk about Panda redrawing his OC to fit the white board marker style?

  • @BabyGirl-oj6rv
    @BabyGirl-oj6rv 5 місяців тому +2

    My mom and uncle were allowed to take classical music classes but it wasn't connected to their school

  • @CarterIsReal
    @CarterIsReal 5 місяців тому +20

    LMAO I WAS SCROLLING DOWN AT THE END OF THE VIDEO AND ONE OF THE RECOMMENDED TABS WAS CULTS AKKAKDMJFJSJWNNFGHSDHJSKSKF

  • @AnonymousCommenter.
    @AnonymousCommenter. 4 місяці тому +1

    Keep making more bro these are gold 😂🙌🏾 I had no idea the world of JWs is so fucking bizarre yet fascinating

  • @ThatMaverickMo
    @ThatMaverickMo 5 місяців тому +8

    When I was a child, the days when I didn’t have my weekend off I dreaded the next school day. I felt more tired and my academic performance suffered from the lack of rest and freedom. It’s important to remember kids need time to rest more than adults. It wouldn’t surprise me if these fictional characters act up in school because they need a break. There’s no such thing as a good child soldier or servant. I like your videos because of the honesty. I hear you on missing out the childhood. You have the right to speak your opinion and warn others.

  • @ThatTaxEvader
    @ThatTaxEvader 2 місяці тому

    3:03 "there's a time and place for everything! But not now..." type ahh dialogue 🙏😭

  • @DINURSWARRR
    @DINURSWARRR 5 місяців тому +12

    I have a jw friend and when lockdown started in 2020, his school had to step in and give them an iPad because his family didn’t even have a tv 😭

  • @jasminemattingly8018
    @jasminemattingly8018 4 місяці тому +1

    Omg the asl speaker you put over the iPad gave me a flashback from when my parents made me learn sign language and go to a deaf congregation for 5 years. We are all hearing they just wanted to “serve where the need was great”. I don’t think the deaf hall ever converted a single deaf person to the hall and is was all full of hearing people

  • @barbiermusic
    @barbiermusic 4 місяці тому +5

    "We need the rain, so plants can grow and we all have clean water, it's a good thing"
    Oh, that wasn't so b-
    "DID YOU KNOW THAT JEHOVA ALSO WAITS?!"
    :T

  • @LizSSwan
    @LizSSwan 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for the great vid as always. I’m wondering if you ever had to go help clean a congregation member’s house as a kid. We had a lady who was a hoarder and would get evicted or threatened a lot. We would spend full weekends cleaning her house. It was a bit like a barn raising. The youth group would get auctioned off every year for money for us to go on mission trips. Half the time they would just have us come bake cookies or have us come clean the church. Especially the girls. I know Caleb is little, but getting out of the bubble of his house probably was good for him and a fun experience if it was anything like mine. Just some food for thought from a different perspective (ex Pentecostal then Mennonite, now atheist. I’ve had a weird life).

  • @SurnaturalM
    @SurnaturalM 5 місяців тому +7

    Almost 60k. Contrats. This channel deserves more attention. It's the only channel I can listen too, because many other people who got out of à cult, often jump immediately in another one on the opposite side, and are as dogmatic and hateful in what they says, and I can't listen to them. You're not one of them. And it makes your channel more enjoyable.

  • @Dayana_is_awesomee
    @Dayana_is_awesomee Місяць тому +1

    0:29 I already lost to that damn dog filter

  • @ari_is_sorry
    @ari_is_sorry 4 місяці тому +2

    I like how the wife can't even just tell her kids that they can go to the park. She has to wait for the final decision from her husband.

  • @idkhaha-tw2
    @idkhaha-tw2 Місяць тому +1

    I was NOT expecting the dhmis clock

  • @ponyodesuka
    @ponyodesuka 5 місяців тому +3

    16:47 he looks so happy (spoiler alert, he immediately becomes sad after that)

  • @weirdlittlesister
    @weirdlittlesister 2 місяці тому +1

    I watched this video as a form of procastrination hehe
    All that aside, setting time limits on your smart devices is genuinely a VERY GOOD advice, regardless of your religion (btw I'm surprises they were even allowed to use those at all to begin with). Losing the track of time and missing out on real life things is an absolutely valid concern.

  • @Tabascofanatikerin
    @Tabascofanatikerin 5 місяців тому +17

    It starts with a reference to "Don't hug me I'm scared" and I already love this video XD
    Where I lost the cringe challenge? I think it's the part with Caleb's rapid aging process at around 3:10 . I just felt that if I watched this as a child, it would scare me!
    What did Sophia watch on her tablet at the beach? Maybe Watchtower content for kids because this family hardly can use their spare time to consume other media than Watchtower media🙄
    Caleb: "It sucks that it's raining!"
    Mom: "Let me tell you about JEHOVAH!..."

    • @Gioizout24
      @Gioizout24 5 місяців тому +1

      bro its still 46 hours left until its starting

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin 5 місяців тому

      @@Gioizout24 I understand your frustration.

    • @freespirit3891
      @freespirit3891 5 місяців тому +1

      Surprised they even go to the 🏖️ beach.

  • @kalibaker8125
    @kalibaker8125 4 місяці тому +1

    Surprisingly didn’t cringe but continuously rolled my eyes, clicked my tongue and flipped off the screen constantly 😂

  • @stevenhuntley8706
    @stevenhuntley8706 5 місяців тому +4

    1:40 you can't tell me they weren't trying to rip off the Mario theme without being sued. The intro I felt Mario yahoo'ing in my bones.

  • @Endlessly_Falling
    @Endlessly_Falling 2 місяці тому +1

    I cringed during the tablet scene 💀 the music killed me

  • @Elizabeth-hc3mi
    @Elizabeth-hc3mi 5 місяців тому +11

    13:23 Not my first cringe, but definitely my biggest one. Can you imagine what was going through the coach's head.

  • @G0st_Cristal
    @G0st_Cristal 4 місяці тому +3

    Imagine Caleb and Sophia’s parents wondering why they never visit them in the nursing home 😭

  • @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding
    @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding 4 місяці тому +3

    not just athletes, physasists, linguistists, artists, biologists, sociologists, and so much more

  • @Beaheadoeverybody
    @Beaheadoeverybody 4 місяці тому +2

    Now this is the activism we need from you at all times hold all the goberning body accountable to the full extent nonstop always please your activism is appreciate it a lot and it is much needed everyday and everynight

  • @soulzgrl
    @soulzgrl 4 місяці тому +3

    Imagining Caleb trying to convert people through Roblox

    • @gregnerd2158
      @gregnerd2158 24 дні тому

      He would be groomed by them anyway

  • @alanamotta3974
    @alanamotta3974 3 місяці тому +2

    Last year there was an anime convention in my city. A JW mob CAMPED in front of the convention center with flyers and pretty much harassed anyone who dared wear cosplay

  • @ilovebugboanddhmis6969
    @ilovebugboanddhmis6969 4 місяці тому +6

    I was not expecting dhmis at the beginning! i cringed at 4:07
    (Sophia is probably watching dhmis)

  • @jojojojo438
    @jojojojo438 5 місяців тому +2

    Yo crecí en los 90s y mi mamá nos ponía los cassetes del libro Escuchando al gran maestro todas las noches mientras dormíamos. Recuerdo eran color rosa como el libro. Nos lavaban el cerebro.

  • @westernllamas
    @westernllamas 4 місяці тому +5

    Do yall remember veggitales? Christian show that was actually fire af. What is this dogshit.

  • @betsywoolbright8059
    @betsywoolbright8059 4 місяці тому +2

    Hi Panda - I'm a Christian (never been a JW but my bf grew up as one). So, since you're not a Christian, I don't agree with all of your content. But I'm old school and don't have to be in full agreement with someone in order to consume/enjoy their content.
    THAT BEING SAID.... I couldn't agree with you MORE, with what you said about "redeeming the time," feeding the hungry and helping the poor, etc. Matthew 25. Jesus said any time you don't do those things, it's Jesus himself that we didn't help and comfort. James 2 says we're to demonstrate our faith BY our good deeds. (They don't save us, but they'll be present in anyone who is saved.)
    Most of all, I love your "if/then" logic you apply to the Bible. Agree totally, when you make those kinds of arguments.
    So yeah, I've been watching your channel for a couple months or so, and decided it was "time" to say HI.

    • @exjwpandatower
      @exjwpandatower  4 місяці тому +1

      Hi there! Thank you so much for your support, and thank you for keeping an open mind to differing ideas, I love my Christian viewers, we always keep it real here