Phil, the man who calls all detractors immature, calls his woodpecker Pokemon "Little Pecker" and proceeds to giggle like a 7 year old for the next 20 hours whenever he says it. Yeah dood, we're the immature ones.
So cringe. He does that a lot when he plays Pokemon: making an edgy, profanity laced "haha pokemon is stupid and silly if you think about it" joke. Except it's never original or interesting. He's just repeating the same tired stuff from, like 2009. The fact that he laughs so hard at his own bad jokes is the cherry on top. Phil's the kind of guy that thinks South Park is funny because the kids swear and nothing else. He also never takes the games seriously. I'm fine with people doing a jokey, ironic playthrough but with Phil it feels like he actively despises the game while playing it and there is zero investment or attention to detail.
If you ever wondered what the worst torture imaginable is, it's not waterboarding, it's not bamboo growing through your stomach, it's not even scaphism; it's listening to the phrase, "POOPLIOO PLIOO," any number of times.
Hey, I'm 24 and I still name my rival something stupid. Fun tip for anybody at home, play 4th gen and name your rival "Dumbass". I swear every character in the game turns into Red from That 70s Show.
So I'd just like to point out that Phil was given the options of a fire cat that eventually evolves into a wrestler, an owl that eventually evolves into Robin Hood, and a clown seal, and he chose the clown seal.
Totally understandable that you wouldn't wanna waste your talents making a part 2 when there are better things you can do, but I wanted to let you know that I love your work and would love to see how you edit the second half of Phil's fails.
DSP Tries It: Singing Old MacDonald Old MacDonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! And on his farm he had a bird! E-I-E-I-O! With a woof woof here, With a woof woof there, Here a woof, There a woof, Everywhere a woof woof! Old MacDonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O!
His commentary is so bad and cringy in this playthough. He's trying way too hard to be funny. Also i refuse to believe he has even been a Pokemon fan if he seriously didn't know Pikachu was a mouse this whole time
I swear to God! He is totally being a mature adult with the Poppliopplio shit. Every time he says that, I always think of the "I'm a mature adult. And I'm not a children's entertainer. Time to grow the fuck up!" soundbyte.
DSP, could you maybe just play and comment on certain events in the game? I've never seen anyone talk so much about the shoes a character in the game is wearing. The edit was evidently necessary.
Aside from cringe, unfunny commentary and the constant sexual harassment towards Lillie, I'll be really surprised if he struggles with this. It's Pokémon, not exactly the hardest game ever.
He really thinks that GameFreak need to patch the wild encounters on Sun and Moon?! What a buffoon! He was charging on the Tauros, that shit will make the encounters more likely. There are repels he can buy... AND a little hint, he should have got off the Tauros and just walked... The moron would have gotten less encounters. Why do I do this to myself... I knew watching this would be painful.
Can't you also just avoid the grass from this point on? In future games you have to go after new Pokemon since it doesn't just force you through tall grass.
I was sure there used to be more parts to this, unless I'm thinking of another TIHYDP Pokémon Moon. I just recall there being one that had about 4 parts to it.
No unfortunately i never got around to making part 2. However I do plan to do it eventually. Ideally one more part is all I'll need to finish this off once and for all.
@@Hyudurothat just tells you how easy newer Pokemon games are. Thats why you've never seen Phil play games under Gen 5 (ORAS doesn't count since it's made considerably easier)
Yungoose is a Mongoose looking creature but I would say personally that Zangoose is more of the Mongoose species simply because of its long feuds with Seviper which are a snake species (Duh) and we all know that in real life Mongoose and Snakes don't get along haha! Not only that but Zangoose gets Immunity which Mongoose have to Snake venom. So unless they tie Yungoos and Gumshoos into a feud with Seviper or maybe Alolan Ekans and Arbok (If they make them in the new games for added pokemon to extend the dex) which would be an amazing idea, I just can't see them as being a Mongoose species.
I think Yungoos and Gumshoos were made for a predator/prey relationship rather than a rival fued relationship that Zangoose and Seviper have. If you'll notice, Alolan Rattata and Yungoos are version exclusive in the Island Challenge. And I believe a Pokedex entry states that Yungoos or Gumshoos actively hunt Rattata so they are basically trying to go with that over any form of proper rivalry.
Lucky with Lurantis, super lame... It has a power herb to turn one solar blade and the SOS it summons use sunny day so it can spam solar blade every turn, which is the strongest attack you've dealt with at this point in the game. It's easily the hardest fight in the game other than NihiLusamine and Professor Kukui.
The LittlePecker "jokes" got old after he kept saying "LITTLEPECKER" five times in a row the instant he got it. Maybe I'm a hypocrite for criticizing it, though. A couple friends and I streamed FireRed a couple years ago (and for the record, Phil, we'd have loved to have had 10 viewers, but apparently 300 isn't enough), and we named our Weedle Lil2"Prick because the PokeDex entry said its horn was 2 inches. Yeah, we were being a bit inappropriate*, but we weren't saying "hurr hurr Prick look at our Lil2"Prick hurr hurr don't touch my Lil2"Prick". The humor around it came from my jargon when battling: Me: Okay, we poisoned (the enemy). I'll pull out (recall) Lil2"Prick and send in (whoever)... Friend: ...Seriously, dude? Me: What? Friend: Pull out? Lil2"Prick? Me: ...goddammit. I miss you, Lil2"Prick. You were an amazing Beedril. *We also gave Jigglypuff the name Jiggletits, but we stopped using it quick because it's just a lousy Pokemon.
Complaining about not getting 400 viewers and threatening to quit streaming...3 years later still struggles to hit 400 viewers and claims he's never cared about the numbers and loves streaming and would continue to do it even if he only had 1 viewer.
This makes me sick at how he dare chose Popplio. That Pokémon is too good for him. Hell all three starters are too good for him. God what is it with Phil and using the stuff I like? It makes me uncomfortable
The only valid criticism he brings up is the Battle Royal either being introduced way too early or having it be Level 50 this early in the game with no warning.
Phil: *calls his detractors immature* Also Phil: *runs a dick joke that wasn't even that funny the first time into the ground so much that I think he's dug through both sides of the world at least four times*
Made a sequel to this 2 years laterish
Part 2: ua-cam.com/video/O3cYdvka5xQ/v-deo.html
BTW you thought 2017 was bad for DSP? Well I've got bad news...
Love your videos
A clown-looking seal huh? Looks like Phil found his spirit animal.
best comment
Amazing roast
Can’t stop laughing fuck all of u guys for dooming me to this 😂
Big stringy white stuff is what phil has for dinner
Man don't insult that pokemon. Unlike Phil it has a great final evolution.
Phil, the man who calls all detractors immature, calls his woodpecker Pokemon "Little Pecker" and proceeds to giggle like a 7 year old for the next 20 hours whenever he says it.
Yeah dood, we're the immature ones.
So cringe. He does that a lot when he plays Pokemon: making an edgy, profanity laced "haha pokemon is stupid and silly if you think about it" joke. Except it's never original or interesting. He's just repeating the same tired stuff from, like 2009. The fact that he laughs so hard at his own bad jokes is the cherry on top. Phil's the kind of guy that thinks South Park is funny because the kids swear and nothing else. He also never takes the games seriously. I'm fine with people doing a jokey, ironic playthrough but with Phil it feels like he actively despises the game while playing it and there is zero investment or attention to detail.
If you ever wondered what the worst torture imaginable is, it's not waterboarding, it's not bamboo growing through your stomach, it's not even scaphism; it's listening to the phrase, "POOPLIOO PLIOO," any number of times.
DSP in a nutshell: "Here's a shitty joke, now I'm gonna repeat that joke until it's considered domestic abuse"
"LITTLE PECKER" ad infinitum
If he sucks this much in Moon, he’d probably throw the 3DS across the room fighting Ultra Necrozma
Late reply: “How is this fair!? This is complete bullshit!”
That's nothing compared to the nightmare that is Giovanni & Mewtwo at the end of the Team Rainbow Rocket arc.
@@twikki9071 and honestly, he wouldn’t be 100% wrong in saying that
i wasnt this immature when i started playing pokemon.
i was 8.
During my first playthrough of pokemon, i did call the rival something stupid. this was also during the time i was young. (I am now 23)
Hey, I'm 24 and I still name my rival something stupid. Fun tip for anybody at home, play 4th gen and name your rival "Dumbass". I swear every character in the game turns into Red from That 70s Show.
i'm pretty sure noone was or is as immature as Phil is when he does anything anymore...
bond674 I remember naming my rival 'I Am Weak'. Ironically, he kicked my ass every time I fought him
Even a newborn is more mature than this clown
I thank Griffin gaming for leading me to this amazing gem of a video.
25:18
So I'd just like to point out that Phil was given the options of a fire cat that eventually evolves into a wrestler, an owl that eventually evolves into Robin Hood, and a clown seal, and he chose the clown seal.
i like the clown seal tbh
African American Carrot fuck off
Poppilio......i'm so sorry you had to go through this.
"rock smash is super effective against rock that makes no sense"
if rock smash didn't smash rock types i'd feel pretty fucking cheated
Please upload later parts. Him getting solo'd by Lusamine's Liligant was hilarious.
DarkSydéPhil: Can't Catch 'em All because the game is _bugged!_
bugged catch'em'all mechanics
Sachi from SAO Episode 3 but there was nothing he could do d0000000d
is this his famous comedic voice acting he talks off?
Jason weir khuality voice acting
The first 6 minutes gave me heartburn.
Totally understandable that you wouldn't wanna waste your talents making a part 2 when there are better things you can do, but I wanted to let you know that I love your work and would love to see how you edit the second half of Phil's fails.
Pokemon is easy guys i beat it all the way through the formula has always been the same.
*gets beaten mercifully all throughout the easiest battles*
He called Stoutland, an obvious dog Pokemon, a bird
HE CALLED STOUTLAND, AN OBVIOUS DOG POKEMON, A BIRD
Edit: 1:28:49 had me laughing my ass off XD
He must be so confused when he goes to the zoo.
DSP Tries It: Singing Old MacDonald
Old MacDonald had a farm!
E-I-E-I-O!
And on his farm he had a bird!
E-I-E-I-O!
With a woof woof here,
With a woof woof there,
Here a woof,
There a woof,
Everywhere a woof woof!
Old MacDonald had a farm!
E-I-E-I-O!
Reminder to everyone that he picked his Wii U out of the trash
Im gonna cry now, phil ruined my shildhood
is this the commentary he was so mad at people for not coming out to watch because they were "lazy"?
CrownlessXKing yup
1:15:40
Dude is pressed about not being more popular
His commentary is so bad and cringy in this playthough. He's trying way too hard to be funny.
Also i refuse to believe he has even been a Pokemon fan if he seriously didn't know Pikachu was a mouse this whole time
"sonic boom looks really good"
lmfao
I swear to God! He is totally being a mature adult with the Poppliopplio shit. Every time he says that, I always think of the "I'm a mature adult. And I'm not a children's entertainer. Time to grow the fuck up!" soundbyte.
Please make another part to this, since one with a similar format to this was removed, and yours was also one of the best on his moon play through.
DSP, could you maybe just play and comment on certain events in the game? I've never seen anyone talk so much about the shoes a character in the game is wearing.
The edit was evidently necessary.
Phillip Cannon this isn't the guy playing
Steve Jones Gaming I know, I'm acting as if I'm talking to DSP.
"Voice Acting"
Has same voice for every pokemon. Lel, okay Phil. You keep believing that
SurprisinglyGewd - Maybe he's tone deaf? :o
Phil treats every bit of his "comedy" like edgy adult cartoons. The ones that think making random noises and swearing automatically means its funny.
Does he every "figure out" that running attracts more pokemon encounters?
Seeing how this is a don't play I can't imagine how he could screw up a game like this.
Can we make a DSP jokes be considered a war crime
22:58
here they are, all of my nightmares
Aside from cringe, unfunny commentary and the constant sexual harassment towards Lillie, I'll be really surprised if he struggles with this. It's Pokémon, not exactly the hardest game ever.
someday...they will make a pokemon game with hard mode and competitive trainers on story mode.
I have faith
Don't get your hopes up.
yeah it is focused on kids now.
It was always focused on Kids. It never changed that.
That Lillie is like 10 is what makes this extra disturbing. stop making creepy comments about children phil you fucking creep
He really thinks that GameFreak need to patch the wild encounters on Sun and Moon?! What a buffoon! He was charging on the Tauros, that shit will make the encounters more likely. There are repels he can buy... AND a little hint, he should have got off the Tauros and just walked... The moron would have gotten less encounters. Why do I do this to myself... I knew watching this would be painful.
Can't you also just avoid the grass from this point on? In future games you have to go after new Pokemon since it doesn't just force you through tall grass.
God the beginning is so cringe. Hell all of it is cringe.
Lauren Hire he’s an idiot and a horrible person
Hella sweet editing as usual.
I've never seen someone try so hard to be funny..yet not funny even once.
Ah yes, how silly of the game released in 2016 to put a Wii U on the floor and not a Switch, a system that wasn't released until 2017.
56:11 that actually made me laugh (the line of the 2 grunts)
1:23:47 lmfao he definitely had that Arnold coming
so many No shits in this one xD
1:10:28 did he just question why *rock* smash is super effective against rock
“Too lazy to come and watch the stream”. Maybe they’re busy having real jobs, you know?
I was sure there used to be more parts to this, unless I'm thinking of another TIHYDP Pokémon Moon. I just recall there being one that had about 4 parts to it.
No unfortunately i never got around to making part 2. However I do plan to do it eventually. Ideally one more part is all I'll need to finish this off once and for all.
Imagine Phil trying to shiny hunt. The cringe practically writes itself.
I'm skeptical he can fail at a game this easy.
Watch his Sword and Shield playthrough
@@No_Sleepeeoh Christ that was awful.
What makes it worse is how he's capable of beating them somehow, lol.
@@Hyudurothat just tells you how easy newer Pokemon games are. Thats why you've never seen Phil play games under Gen 5 (ORAS doesn't count since it's made considerably easier)
So how long until he wagequits Sword?
Holy shit he actually made an attempt to play Pokemon? Fuck me
Yungoose is a Mongoose looking creature but I would say personally that Zangoose is more of the Mongoose species simply because of its long feuds with Seviper which are a snake species (Duh) and we all know that in real life Mongoose and Snakes don't get along haha! Not only that but Zangoose gets Immunity which Mongoose have to Snake venom. So unless they tie Yungoos and Gumshoos into a feud with Seviper or maybe Alolan Ekans and Arbok (If they make them in the new games for added pokemon to extend the dex) which would be an amazing idea, I just can't see them as being a Mongoose species.
I think Yungoos and Gumshoos were made for a predator/prey relationship rather than a rival fued relationship that Zangoose and Seviper have. If you'll notice, Alolan Rattata and Yungoos are version exclusive in the Island Challenge. And I believe a Pokedex entry states that Yungoos or Gumshoos actively hunt Rattata so they are basically trying to go with that over any form of proper rivalry.
2 hrs of clown mode
Griffin Gaming sent me here
Did i really need to see and especially hear DSP eating/drinking noodles. DAMN YOU 0utsider.
Anyone else thinks Phil reacts to random encounters like having social contact with people in random lobby's?
deutsch is dosch now 😂😂 the fast food make him look stupid
Lucky with Lurantis, super lame...
It has a power herb to turn one solar blade and the SOS it summons use sunny day so it can spam solar blade every turn, which is the strongest attack you've dealt with at this point in the game. It's easily the hardest fight in the game other than NihiLusamine and Professor Kukui.
Oh God team skull us more competent than him
he wants to catch em all, so he can charge money to name them
Why is Phil naming these Pokémon for free? Shouldn’t he be charging for that kind of privilege?
Phil's adapted so much over his 12 year legacy, He's evolved and learned how to really shill...snort
Why was white censored?
Why does he never use Repels?
has "fun" and is "engaged" in the game but doesn´t want to play it unless more people are watching... what the fuck!
Late reply: Professional and dedicated content creator right there.
The LittlePecker "jokes" got old after he kept saying "LITTLEPECKER" five times in a row the instant he got it.
Maybe I'm a hypocrite for criticizing it, though. A couple friends and I streamed FireRed a couple years ago (and for the record, Phil, we'd have loved to have had 10 viewers, but apparently 300 isn't enough), and we named our Weedle Lil2"Prick because the PokeDex entry said its horn was 2 inches. Yeah, we were being a bit inappropriate*, but we weren't saying "hurr hurr Prick look at our Lil2"Prick hurr hurr don't touch my Lil2"Prick". The humor around it came from my jargon when battling:
Me: Okay, we poisoned (the enemy). I'll pull out (recall) Lil2"Prick and send in (whoever)...
Friend: ...Seriously, dude?
Me: What?
Friend: Pull out? Lil2"Prick?
Me: ...goddammit.
I miss you, Lil2"Prick. You were an amazing Beedril.
*We also gave Jigglypuff the name Jiggletits, but we stopped using it quick because it's just a lousy Pokemon.
Jigglypuff is an awesome tank.
@@FTWorWTF I know it's got beastly HP, but its defenses are lacking. Though maybe I should give another chance now that it's part Fairy.
DSP:
LittlePecker! It's a little pecker! Ha ha ha ha!
Outsyder's response:
22:57
Does anyone wonder what his pokemon think about and would do to him if he was in the pokemon world?
Memelord Teseo the real question is what everyone else would think
Jamaal Peters they probably report him for pokemon abuse the second they see him
Memelord Teseo team skull is smarter
Jamaal Peters quagsire is smarter
Memelord Teseo anything is smarter than him
Complaining about not getting 400 viewers and threatening to quit streaming...3 years later still struggles to hit 400 viewers and claims he's never cared about the numbers and loves streaming and would continue to do it even if he only had 1 viewer.
This is pretty sad considering how easy the game is
One of those playthroughs again where he focuses on 1 tired, long ass joke, and repeats it over and over. His humour is dead as fuck.
I've been wondering how to record from the 3ds, as I am interested in playing Pokemon Moon myself. I wonder how Phil did it
He probably had a capture card, which I don’t think are in production anymore.
Remember he is not a Clown
This makes me sick at how he dare chose Popplio. That Pokémon is too good for him. Hell all three starters are too good for him. God what is it with Phil and using the stuff I like? It makes me uncomfortable
No, I don't like how he chose my favorite pupper. Popplio doesn't deserve this.
oh god, this must be his most obnoxious playthrough of all time.
ofc phil chooses the seal kek
Good god, why did he have to play Pokemon too?
Because it had good day 1 views.
rock smash is super effective against rock?! why?! that doesn't make any sense dood 1:10:40
Forgot how bad his professor "voice" was
This is so frustrating...
This. Is. Unwatchable. (T_T)
I weep for our future if he keeps sharing this GARBAGE on the UA-cams...
POPPLIIIOOO PLEEEEEOOOOOOO
I lost brain cells watching this for 5 minutes.
Normally Phil sucks but this was actually pretty funny
Not going to lie, I thought this playthrough was funny too. Him repeating himself for old pretty fast though.
22:57 fkn lmaooooooo
phil is vile
nebby get in the bag !
So he really actually thinks he was clever and funny with the pecker name? FFS Phill you made me even more dissapointed in you.
What’s up GAYMERS
1:40:33
Team skull might be the cringiest thing Nintendo ever made
boomer man
The only valid criticism he brings up is the Battle Royal either being introduced way too early or having it be Level 50 this early in the game with no warning.
The constant rapping was so annoying
DarkStalker1001 considering every thing else that’s cringe worthy in this let’s play, that’s the least of your worries
That was terrible
No part 2? How gay
Happy, now?
Phil: *calls his detractors immature*
Also Phil: *runs a dick joke that wasn't even that funny the first time into the ground so much that I think he's dug through both sides of the world at least four times*