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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2024

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  • @StoicStick
    @StoicStick  3 дні тому +241

    Clearly I havent done all my research for this video, ill be addressing it at the beginning of the next video

    • @Eggzrgoood
      @Eggzrgoood 3 дні тому +14

      Video needs an update, I travelled back in time from the year 2034.

    • @rokasjodka8622
      @rokasjodka8622 3 дні тому +8

      Cant wait for stoic stick to make my stick be all sticky and stoic

    • @UllyrWuldan
      @UllyrWuldan 3 дні тому +5

      Yeah the submarine guy who refused to launch the nuke was Stanislav Petrov. Vasily Zetchev was the sniper in WW2.

    • @JdkdkGhghjg
      @JdkdkGhghjg 3 дні тому +19

      Eh you needed the money, I know shit is hard

    • @cannonfodder9248
      @cannonfodder9248 3 дні тому +3

      We know you were aware, and we are also aware how much money those sponsorships pay

  • @proxidize5738
    @proxidize5738 3 дні тому +1450

    Better Help bought off our boy, millions must talk to unlicensed strangers online

    • @that3401
      @that3401 3 дні тому +230

      I hope he's getting a massive bag if he's gonna sell us out like this fr

    • @mramogus1032
      @mramogus1032 3 дні тому +85

      Nothing Ever Happens Including the end of better help Nothing Will Change

    • @GillesLouisReneDeleuze
      @GillesLouisReneDeleuze 3 дні тому +27

      SponsorBlock

    • @GODCONVOYPRIME
      @GODCONVOYPRIME 3 дні тому +38

      millions must talk to unlicensed strangers online.
      Who in their right mind would talk to strangers much less unlicensed ones! Bah I say Bah!

    • @lilo675
      @lilo675 3 дні тому +18

      Heck billions even

  • @CookiePieMonster
    @CookiePieMonster 3 дні тому +824

    I can't help but feel like there's some kinda irony in a Better Help ad being in a video about "Nothing ever happens".

  • @The_Joshuan_Empire
    @The_Joshuan_Empire 3 дні тому +517

    guys he doesnt support betterhelp, hes just showing that when you use betterhelp nothing ever happens, genius he is

  • @Jake-0
    @Jake-0 3 дні тому +482

    Bro got the better help sponsorship 💀

  • @Meandbroafter2
    @Meandbroafter2 3 дні тому +431

    Bro went from making vid on 'Ancient Scamming' to doing 'Modern Scamming' because of today's sponsor

  • @neekerihomojoulupukki
    @neekerihomojoulupukki 3 дні тому +175

    Good video, unfortunately I cannot watch this because I have to watch every Stoic Stick video in a chronological order.

    • @GarfieldRex
      @GarfieldRex 3 дні тому +19

      Time is relative, chronological order is just an illusion

    • @frogmastiff8198
      @frogmastiff8198 3 дні тому +7

      @@GarfieldRex time is a flat circle thats why most clocks are round

    • @chr0my134
      @chr0my134 3 дні тому +4

      first comment not about better help

    • @storm___
      @storm___ День тому

      ​@@GarfieldRextime isnt happening cause nothing ever happens.

  • @colerooney3523
    @colerooney3523 3 дні тому +111

    “But Chudda, what if-“ Chudda, “it won’t”

    • @UTTPOfficerBennie
      @UTTPOfficerBennie 3 дні тому +10

      @@colerooney3523 it can’t happen. Nothing ever happens.

    • @RedShocktrooperRST
      @RedShocktrooperRST 11 годин тому

      Nothing ever happens, until it does, at which point, nothing happened because it was inevitable.

  • @k3d644
    @k3d644 3 дні тому +174

    How much does better help pay these people 😭

    • @khaled99069
      @khaled99069 3 дні тому +96

      10k minimum and 100k or more for big youtubers
      source: it was revealed to me in a dream

    • @enzymcs2992
      @enzymcs2992 3 дні тому +6

      up to 200 per person that downloads the app

    • @JoeMama-y2f
      @JoeMama-y2f 3 дні тому

      10k minimum and 100k or more for big youtubers
      source: khaled99069

    • @IsmailLev
      @IsmailLev 2 дні тому

      @@enzymcs2992200 what??

    • @FreezeGoon
      @FreezeGoon 13 годин тому

      ​@@enzymcs2992Nothing ever happens

  • @speedrublucas1139
    @speedrublucas1139 3 дні тому +60

    Better Help has taught our beloved stick that nothing ever happens.

  • @bac0nhawkmaster
    @bac0nhawkmaster 3 дні тому +122

    Considering how many comment sections I’ve seen at this point criticizing UA-camrs for a better help sponsorship they must pay pretty fucking well if people are still accepting them. Good luck my guy o7

    • @yeahenny2112
      @yeahenny2112 3 дні тому +7

      -someone who dosent know why betterhelp bad

    • @CnRSPACE
      @CnRSPACE 3 дні тому +13

      ​@@yeahenny2112gaslighting people into suicide

    • @CaptarthurMorgan
      @CaptarthurMorgan 3 дні тому +1

      They give crazy pay like they have hella bread

    • @deadinside9565
      @deadinside9565 3 дні тому

      I never heard of this better help thing until today.
      Do better at not getting advertisements, losers.

    • @TuriGamer
      @TuriGamer 3 дні тому +5

      Idk why you expect freelance youtubers to only take veted sponsors for good products when million dollar main channels shill every garbage on the planet
      This man needs a paycheck too

  • @Jordanpree
    @Jordanpree 3 дні тому +64

    I cant believe Better Help was the Bay Harbour Butcher

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 3 дні тому +2

      oh come on

    • @AcoolUserName999
      @AcoolUserName999 3 дні тому +1

      "I don't know what made me the way i am, but whatever it was left a hollow place inside, but thanks to Better Help i can talk it out and fix it" Dexter probably

  • @thebuuddhist
    @thebuuddhist 3 дні тому +240

    but fr i’m not paying for therapy on a computer🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @CnRSPACE
      @CnRSPACE 3 дні тому +27

      You would pay for them to half listen while messaging on their phone then gaslight you into self harm

    • @imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626
      @imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626 3 дні тому +12

      Never reach out to anyone for help. Suffer in silence in fact, make your problems worse. Don’t be a coward 🙏

    • @zelo6237
      @zelo6237 3 дні тому

      just wanna make it clear that online therapy is an important tool that allows people without physical access to psychological help to get that help, just not even remotely in the form betterhelp promotes. always search locally and dont hesitate to call and ask. dont pay for a discord teenage therapist :)

    • @epicmagikarp1
      @epicmagikarp1 3 дні тому +1

      Better off talking to an ai chat bot cuz at least they aren’t real

    • @Nethaura
      @Nethaura 3 дні тому +1

      @@imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626 based name and take

  • @endc0bra725
    @endc0bra725 3 дні тому +35

    When I heard "better help", I paused to check the comments

    • @matt.w
      @matt.w 3 дні тому +3

      same

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 10 годин тому +1

      I always suspected he was a grifter now it confirms

  • @ROOFTOPGUY
    @ROOFTOPGUY 3 дні тому +81

    worsehelp where they make you more depressed

    • @siah1264
      @siah1264 3 дні тому +13

      Nothing ever happens

    • @colinflack4517
      @colinflack4517 3 дні тому +2

      LET THE MAN MAKE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @CnRSPACE
      @CnRSPACE 3 дні тому +3

      Exactly, they killed so many already ffs, there are SO MANY sponsors, even shadow raid legends isn't as bad

    • @colinflack4517
      @colinflack4517 3 дні тому

      @@CnRSPACE nobody has ever killed themselves from better help stop spreading misinformation, let the man make money, and get some bitches

    • @PatrickHunter-hz2og
      @PatrickHunter-hz2og 3 дні тому

      Freakhelp where instead of giving you mental health help they molest you through the Internet

  • @thenew4559
    @thenew4559 3 дні тому +58

    Nothing ever happens, until suddenly everything happens.
    “There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.” - Vladimir Lenin

    • @davidfereira5354
      @davidfereira5354 3 дні тому +2

      This.

    • @high55550
      @high55550 3 дні тому +14

      the real quote was "there are decades where nothing happens and weeks where nothing happens"

    • @smoko7113
      @smoko7113 3 дні тому

      I know you're trying to sound wise but that first part is a really big assumption

    • @Samuil-ig6eb
      @Samuil-ig6eb 2 дні тому +1

      *when * -nothing- weeks.

    • @thenew4559
      @thenew4559 2 дні тому

      @@high55550 lmao

  • @faisalkamal4319
    @faisalkamal4319 3 дні тому +186

    1:18 wasn't better help a scam

    • @RedstonekPL
      @RedstonekPL 3 дні тому +92

      nothing ever happens

    • @gijsarmando
      @gijsarmando 3 дні тому +44

      Who cares let stoic stick motionmax

    • @ElfangorQ7N
      @ElfangorQ7N 3 дні тому +6

      yes

    • @Blue2qy
      @Blue2qy 3 дні тому

      Man has promoted pseudo medicines before and micro plastic Maxing

    • @TheManWhoStoleTheShadows
      @TheManWhoStoleTheShadows 3 дні тому +19

      From what I remember the major issue was that they would let anyone be a "therapist" so you could be connected with some rando who can leave the discussion when it turns dark. That could be different now though.

  • @BeanjaminEator
    @BeanjaminEator 3 дні тому +150

    Ew betterhelp

    • @siah1264
      @siah1264 3 дні тому +8

      Dinero🇲🇽🌮🫔🌯🫔🌯🇲🇽🌯🇲🇽🌯🇲🇽🌯

    • @ibmeibrahim4499
      @ibmeibrahim4499 3 дні тому +9

      Ew furry

    • @deadinside9565
      @deadinside9565 3 дні тому +23

      A furry calling something gross.

    • @Kozkayn
      @Kozkayn 3 дні тому

      @@deadinside9565At least furries don’t pretend to be therapists to scam you out of your money and sell your data

    • @rayndown
      @rayndown 3 дні тому +1

      Pot calling the kettle black

  • @wesleyfilms
    @wesleyfilms 3 дні тому +21

    “History is 90% nothing happening, and 10% nothing happening.”

  • @UTTPOfficerBennie
    @UTTPOfficerBennie 3 дні тому +171

    Boy, your alt accounts are really upset about that sponsorship.

    • @OmegaHamster
      @OmegaHamster 3 дні тому +8

      Ey I saw on some subreddit that your UTTP group is somehow connected to CP. I hope ur not an Pdf

    • @gavbidooof
      @gavbidooof 3 дні тому +6

      @OmegaHamster its mostly just unfunny 9 year olds

    • @UTTPOfficerBennie
      @UTTPOfficerBennie 3 дні тому

      @@OmegaHamster lies

    • @FriedFreya
      @FriedFreya 3 дні тому +1

      Lmao 😭

    • @JassuHuh
      @JassuHuh 2 дні тому

      ​@@UTTPOfficerBennienahh u pdf

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 3 дні тому +19

    It’s so over for us. Nothing ever happens

  • @beacondude5000
    @beacondude5000 2 дні тому +8

    I intentionally avoided the face reveal video, I now feel voilated

  • @romanleo8931
    @romanleo8931 3 дні тому +15

    From investing in the Somali pirate exchange to working with better help 😢

  • @translaterinokripperino5824
    @translaterinokripperino5824 3 дні тому +64

    I wonder if his BetterHelp sponsorship is another "nothing ever happens" as in, people will (sort of rightfully) have issues with it and vent in the comments, but in the end, nothing ever happnes (except for Mr Stick getting a huge bag).

    • @arsonisticdelphox807
      @arsonisticdelphox807 3 дні тому +1

      he will probs delete the comments soon lmao

    • @pietd4781
      @pietd4781 3 дні тому +1

      Big if true

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu 3 дні тому

      ​@@arsonisticdelphox807he said he will address it in the next vid so

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu 3 дні тому +1

      I like this take and this is correct and nothing will happen other than Mr stick learning from his mistake and hopefully get a big bag from raid shadow legends or warthunder smth because they pay heaps and it's really easy to skip the ad since they show game play footage the whole time and it's just a game

    • @Samuil-ig6eb
      @Samuil-ig6eb 2 дні тому +1

      ​@@arsonisticdelphox807 Why?

  • @muse5722
    @muse5722 3 дні тому +28

    > Does a face reveal
    > Gets a sponsorship from a scam company next video
    2000 IQ play by stick here

  • @anda-j4x
    @anda-j4x 3 дні тому +20

    Billions must wait for it (it's not coming)

  • @bastiaangoudkamp3644
    @bastiaangoudkamp3644 3 дні тому +16

    Since everyone knows better help is a scam, no real harm is done by taking moneu from them

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu 3 дні тому +8

      this is how I feel seeing my fav creators take that raid shadow legends bag

    • @reg9569
      @reg9569 3 дні тому +3

      That's what I'm saying bro. I don't really have an issue with this because everyone already knows that betterhelp is dogshit

    • @CyberUtilia
      @CyberUtilia 3 дні тому +1

      I agree it was pretty funny to see this sponsorship. Maybe stick just scammed back betterhelp lol

    • @mr.funnyman9765
      @mr.funnyman9765 8 годин тому

      You do realize how many people don't comment, right?

  • @thebuuddhist
    @thebuuddhist 3 дні тому +25

    i will talk to unlicensed strangers online. whether you like it or not.

    • @siah1264
      @siah1264 3 дні тому +1

      MONEY🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲💸🤑💸🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲💲🤑💸🤑💸🤑💸🤑💲🤑💲🤑🤑💲💲🤑💲🤑💸🤑💸💸🤑💸🤑🤑💸💲🤑💲🤑💸🤑💲🤑💸🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑💲🤑

    • @iamdigory
      @iamdigory 3 дні тому +3

      Just so long as you don't pay for it

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu 3 дні тому +1

      ​@@iamdigorythis is fair

  • @ՓvՓ
    @ՓvՓ 3 дні тому +19

    as an avid sticker, i would also be a paid partner if you catch my drift

  • @CmdrDingus
    @CmdrDingus 2 дні тому +6

    >But Chuddha what if-
    >It won't

  • @professionalyeeter
    @professionalyeeter 3 дні тому +25

    Nothing after happening: 🦗🦗🦗

  • @xzpython
    @xzpython 3 дні тому +7

    That's right, Nothing Ever Happens.

    • @MajorCoolD
      @MajorCoolD 3 дні тому

      Except when things do happen - and history is made.

  • @Soccerjack55
    @Soccerjack55 3 дні тому +11

    Gotta remove the better help sponsorship

  • @albert6970
    @albert6970 3 дні тому +7

    Based for promonting unconditional accelerationism.

  • @GarfieldRex
    @GarfieldRex 3 дні тому +6

    Things happen very slowly until they happen and we will say, oh when did this happen?

  • @holdencornfield472
    @holdencornfield472 3 дні тому +7

    this video helps much more than better help my guy

  • @imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626
    @imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626 3 дні тому +17

    Never reach out to anyone for help. Suffer in silence in fact, make your problems worse. Don’t be a coward 🙏

    • @ice9232
      @ice9232 3 дні тому

      try opiates, you wont even remember you got problems!

    • @aexxir
      @aexxir 2 дні тому

      sigma rule #0

  • @Al-Mutanabbi
    @Al-Mutanabbi 3 дні тому +10

    everyday is worse than the one before it

    • @deadinside9565
      @deadinside9565 3 дні тому +4

      Every day we stray further from God's light.

  • @CyberUtilia
    @CyberUtilia 3 дні тому +12

    You're so creative, there's a ton of videos that would just say "top 5 things that almost happened and disrupted history", but you managed to make it into this very catchy phrase and a comedic philosophy. I can't describe it very well, but beyond comedy it's actually thought provoking. "Nothing ever happens", that's life sometimes. Obviously things still happened/happen, but in your video, it's very entertaining.
    Oops, seeing the other comments now (I had sponsor block and didn't even realize you had a sponsor) I suggest not getting any sponsorships from betterhelp anymore. I honestly haven't done the research recently, but it happened too recently that they had this big controversy about their quality for good reasons and people will not like you for you associating with them. It's the internet and even if betterhelp actually got better, most publicity was only about the negatives and many people will have that in their minds for a long time to come.

  • @loadingerror9975
    @loadingerror9975 3 дні тому +91

    Dude I like your vids but this better help ad is really disappointing. I know getting ads might be tough but its gross your recommending these people to your audience. You need to find new ads or I might unsub

    • @BushcraftStuff
      @BushcraftStuff 3 дні тому +18

      Soy trve!

    • @siah1264
      @siah1264 3 дні тому +1

      I wonder if my goat will ever see this comment in particular 🤔

    • @chrisbarry9345
      @chrisbarry9345 3 дні тому +2

      Wasted thousands of dollars on TERRIBLE "therapists" on there

    • @spamsim8248
      @spamsim8248 3 дні тому +14

      Bro just let him make money, yall so mad for what

    • @valid_orthodoxy
      @valid_orthodoxy 3 дні тому

      better help is a scam and either Stick is marketing it for his fans or he is generally unaware of that fact. I believe he is trying to direct the attention to this issue ​@@spamsim8248

  • @goodson77784
    @goodson77784 3 дні тому +9

    The Hunt for Nothing Ever Happens.

  • @FriedFreya
    @FriedFreya 3 дні тому +2

    Hi Stoic Stick, I came to say you have such a lovely face with statuesque features, especially your brows and nose. Thank you for taking the time to share and be vulnerable, even if everyone is cranky about the ad.
    Those of us that spared a second to consider likely reached the same conclusion: you simply didn’t know. I’m sad we live in an era where these sorts of *human* mistakes are responded to with such vitriol, and I really hope it doesn’t affect your drive to keep creating, because we absolutely love you and your content.
    Be safe out there in this big world-for what it’s worth, I’ll be “sticking” around. 💕

    • @dokdirge
      @dokdirge День тому

      Do you know the reason why he got responded to so harshly? Its because of people like you who just roll over and shrug whenever someone does something awful, like try to hawk a meaningless and abusive """"""aid""""" for vulnerable people. Thats why that sponsor os still around.
      'lolz at least he got paid' Yeah.
      Get the eff off your podium and do some self-reflection.

    • @ecnerhan
      @ecnerhan День тому

      ⁠@@dokdirgeI mean to be fair, as someone who studies and works in psychology, I had no idea that better help was this problematic until today. I just knew it was out there and didn’t give it much thought. Yes people should be called out when they do something wrong, but I don’t think this was one such case. It is only how he continues on from this video that should evoke judgement, as he knows for sure now.

    • @dokdirge
      @dokdirge День тому

      @@ecnerhan Foolish mistakes and wrongdoing should be called out immediately, so as to alter such behavior toward the healthier, happier side.
      To make an analogy, this is a lot like a pyramid scheme. Everyone knows what one is, 80 percent should know the signs of such. You call that nonsense and their peddlers out. Same with this guy. He's a youtuber, he should know better.

    • @ecnerhan
      @ecnerhan День тому

      @@dokdirge “foolish mistake” and “doing something awful” - as you called it before - are two different things. One is intentional and the latter is not. While both behaviors should be corrected, only one needs to evoke the hostility that has been seen in this comments section.
      And telling someone just because they are a UA-camr they should know is not necessarily fair either. Bro has a day job and what appears to be an established life outside of content creation. Sometimes people are just never exposed to controversies they don’t actively hear about.
      I absolutely think this sponsorship was wrong, and that it should be corrected. However I think continuously berating him as well as other commenters after him owning up and apologizing is beating on a dead horse, you know?

    • @dokdirge
      @dokdirge День тому

      @@ecnerhan The mistake bit was me extending an olive branch to the other commenter, but it relates to the uploader being a youtuber. If you dont think the guy had thought about monetizing himself and his channel before starting down the path of content creation (and thus having the impetus to know better about shady sponsors), I have a bridge to sell you in Manhattan. I dont know the uploader personally, but the bias skews towards he knew and took the money anyway simply for the fact that's become the default on this platform.
      As far as other commenters making their feelings known? Well if you think everyone reads through the comment section of a video before making a post or readinga stickied comment, I've got some gold inlays for that bridge too if you wanna buy.

  • @Literaturenjoyerman
    @Literaturenjoyerman 3 дні тому +7

    NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

  • @Itzwxxdjxsus420
    @Itzwxxdjxsus420 3 дні тому +10

    blink twice if they have your pet goldfish held hostage

  • @tyrekewilliamsstaglon2161
    @tyrekewilliamsstaglon2161 2 дні тому +1

    i swear that's not what I was expecting him to look like

  • @mykeehed5096
    @mykeehed5096 3 дні тому +2

    missed the face reveal and got jumpscared with a betterhelp ad

  • @antonholt3236
    @antonholt3236 3 дні тому +13

    Who is the guy you show speaking in the video around 2:00?

    • @BushcraftStuff
      @BushcraftStuff 3 дні тому +10

      It kinda looks like Saddam Hussein, must’ve shaved and started a UA-cam channel.

    • @Toast2005
      @Toast2005 3 дні тому +5

      Just some dude

    • @DavidNaval
      @DavidNaval День тому

      some guy he kidnapped

  • @xertypdingle3374
    @xertypdingle3374 3 дні тому +6

    Guys its ok he is sponsored by better help, nothing will ever happen

  • @troy_opal2054
    @troy_opal2054 3 дні тому +3

    watching your content is a comparable experience to microdosing LSD while actively being diagnosed with schizophrenia

  • @hellamagz9618
    @hellamagz9618 3 дні тому +6

    me when nothing ever happens:

  • @davidsauer637
    @davidsauer637 3 дні тому +2

    Stoic Stick you're the goat, it was nice spending the end of the world together.

  • @Maridence
    @Maridence 3 дні тому +2

    I like how you are showing you face more but I still really like the comical animation

  • @Availant
    @Availant 3 дні тому +9

    Secure the bag Stick, nice work on the sponsorship

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 3 дні тому

      I congratulated him when he got his first sponsor, betterhelp is a scam targeting the mentally vulnerable...

  • @gary851
    @gary851 3 дні тому +2

    i lived through 17 end's of the world in my life so far.

  • @nicolaithe2508
    @nicolaithe2508 3 дні тому +1

    Crazy to see this guy getting sponsorships already! Ik better help is an atrocious one to be sponsored by and promote but being able to earn from yt is really hard so well done👍 🎉

  • @peproni379
    @peproni379 3 дні тому +3

    The best part about videos sponsored by Better Help is the comments section. Everybody knows.

  • @chef7658
    @chef7658 3 дні тому +2

    this is the only sam-o-nella clone i like.

  • @MSHNKTRL
    @MSHNKTRL 3 дні тому +2

    On September 10th, 2001, some guy in New York City was heard saying: "Nuthin' ever happens"
    On August 8th, 1945, some guy in Nagasaki bluntly mused: "Nani mo okoranai...."
    On September 6th, 1940, some guy opined that "Nothing's gunna happen, mate."

  • @kooolainebulger8117
    @kooolainebulger8117 3 дні тому +2

    the resemblance between you and the Olmec heads is uncanny

  • @driesvanheeswijk1633
    @driesvanheeswijk1633 3 дні тому +9

    Please don't have any more envolvement with that horrible sponsor. It is actually a huge scam, worsening the experience of many people all over the world. Please, just please

  • @Leo-ok3uj
    @Leo-ok3uj 3 дні тому

    Stoic
    I truly remember all of it, do not worry, save yourself and the rest of you all

  • @TheDigitalApple
    @TheDigitalApple 3 дні тому +3

    In the beginning, God said “Nothing ever happens.”

  • @gungnir3926
    @gungnir3926 2 дні тому

    glad to be with you guys in our shared coma induced simulation

  • @volcano6512
    @volcano6512 3 дні тому +1

    I'm unsure how I feel about recognizing the bear wojack outline

  • @eyaph
    @eyaph 2 дні тому +1

    8:00 bro fr said "don't come to school tomorrow..."

  • @doughboywhine
    @doughboywhine 3 дні тому

    everyone says WAKE UP, but nobody ever says how to WAKE UP. I wish I could WAKE UP

  • @akipper9074
    @akipper9074 День тому

    Stoic stick doesn't miss, better help was just asking him for his help

  • @mitchellrounds4266
    @mitchellrounds4266 2 дні тому

    I believe Neville Chamberlain was heard saying “nothing ever happens” just before German took Austria, Czechoslovakia and Poland.

  • @solaireofcatarina44
    @solaireofcatarina44 3 дні тому +1

    It's nice that you included your face in teh sponsor do I can skip it more easily

  • @OsirisMawn
    @OsirisMawn 3 дні тому +2

    I ain't going to no therapy if it cost me my life. Proper Gs don't do therapy

  • @wantnotwant
    @wantnotwant 12 годин тому

    Guess I'll get ready to go to work tomorrow, like every other day

  • @ImSorrowFilms
    @ImSorrowFilms 3 дні тому +1

    Nothing EVER Happens

  • @ovenbakedbluetext8327
    @ovenbakedbluetext8327 3 дні тому

    the only help I need is a new stoic stick video (and some head but we don't talk about that here)

  • @shiivainu9442
    @shiivainu9442 3 дні тому

    You ever hear that Talking Heads song? “Oh Heaven, Heaven is a place, a place where nothing, nothing every happens” 🎶

  • @GreasusGoldtooth
    @GreasusGoldtooth 3 дні тому

    Nothing ever happens, until it does, and then it happens without anyone realizing what it is that's happening.

  • @FiveZer0
    @FiveZer0 3 дні тому

    Just got an ems message
    luckily for me nothing ever happens

  • @binglol_2345
    @binglol_2345 3 дні тому +2

    Le fact checked this video and its 100% true

  • @boofceo436
    @boofceo436 3 дні тому +8

    If you get salty about better help, go make some friends to talk to 😂😂. You’ll get better therapy ranting into a random discord call . W bag getting by stoic

  • @HAHA.GoodMeme
    @HAHA.GoodMeme 3 дні тому

    Its so over until nothing ever happens

  • @AbystomaMexicanium
    @AbystomaMexicanium 3 дні тому

    I got so used to the stick figure that the my brain processes the live footage as lipsynced lol

  • @Shiptoast0
    @Shiptoast0 3 дні тому

    Finally he speaks of my people.

  • @tannerdimick5802
    @tannerdimick5802 3 дні тому +10

    People talk about youtubers needing to do research about companies before they take sponsors. Then, those same people do zero research before purchasing the product being sponsored and complain about how it's bad or a scam. If you guys can't do your own due diligence, it's on you. Get that bag, Stoic.

    • @Toast2005
      @Toast2005 3 дні тому +7

      This comment makes no sense.

    • @dogoonubs997
      @dogoonubs997 3 дні тому +4

      @@Toast2005 makes sense to me. While I do think that creators 100% need to vet their sponsorships, you should also be vetting the products and services you purchase. If you don’t, and you were advertised it, it’s kinda still your own fault. Someone saying that I should never do my own research before buying is something I don’t hear very often, because it’s just common sense.

    • @Toast2005
      @Toast2005 3 дні тому +3

      @dogoonubs997 Two words. Moral principle.

    • @dogoonubs997
      @dogoonubs997 3 дні тому +1

      @@Toast2005 If you actually read my comment, you would have seen that I still said that creators ABSOLUTELY need to vet sponsors. But even with that you need to do your own research to make sure you agree with what you’re buying.

    • @Toast2005
      @Toast2005 3 дні тому +1

      @dogoonubs997 It's like talking to a brickwall with you. You keep going on about "people should do their own research". Like no shit, it you get scammed it's your own fault.
      But that doesn't mean creators are allowed to advertise just any sponsor. That's the whole damn point.
      Whatever the fuck you keep going on about is irrelevant

  • @dusttoh8927
    @dusttoh8927 3 дні тому

    We thought Mike would knock out Logan. But, nothing ever happens.

  • @JassuHuh
    @JassuHuh 2 дні тому +1

    Dawg what why did you do an better help sponsorship, idk why but it hurts alot

  • @Geri902
    @Geri902 3 дні тому +1

    Yippee, my boy finally got sponsors! Get that bag and make more bangers!
    Just next time do some research 😅

  • @bleachman803
    @bleachman803 3 дні тому +1

    Avoid “ITS HAPPENING NOW!!!!” Slop.
    Nothing happens.

  • @remakefreddy9170
    @remakefreddy9170 3 дні тому +1

    13:11 I just left my room as you said that, so I guess you’re right.

  • @espio87
    @espio87 3 дні тому

    Hah! You think I wouldn't google that assassination attempt on Napoleon? I can 100% confirm that he said "I guess le nothing ever happens."

  • @faisalkamal4319
    @faisalkamal4319 3 дні тому +3

    0:35 roman emperor all in for summoning the antichrist

  • @theone9930
    @theone9930 3 дні тому +1

    the somethings never happen, billions must sleep

  • @mangakasrock
    @mangakasrock 3 дні тому

    Him being sponsored by Betterhelp for this video was genius. Because nothing ever happens (besides them selling your data).

  • @RandomPerson-bv3ww
    @RandomPerson-bv3ww 3 дні тому +1

    It’s over, billions must like and subscribe

  • @AdrianT755
    @AdrianT755 3 дні тому

    Nothing ever happens until something happens

  • @reapexer
    @reapexer 3 дні тому +3

    The title is so true✅️✅️

  • @mentalbreakdown693
    @mentalbreakdown693 3 дні тому

    dowloading this video before he deletes it

  • @hallowed
    @hallowed 2 дні тому

    Bruh was not excepting that jumpscare

  • @sorinelCuCapulChel
    @sorinelCuCapulChel 3 дні тому

    Telling someone to not kill themselves, because that would mean Jimmy Carter outlived them, is better therapy then better help.

  • @princedank
    @princedank 3 дні тому

    Genuine Philisophical rebuttal to this video (or at least an explination) : Nothing that ended the world ever happened, because otherwise we wouldnt be here

  • @Sk0p3r
    @Sk0p3r 3 дні тому

    In one of my favorite series a popular character of the main cast takes all of his leaders pain and suffering after a really hard fought scuffle by an mysterious character with questionable motivations who can repel stuff with his hands, physical objects or even conceptual things like pain and exhaustion.
    After the popular no.2 takes his leaders' pain and exhaustion, he is standing where he took it all while no.3 of the team regains consciousness and finds no.2 in a horrible state and asks him what had happened.
    His answer: "Nothing ever happens!"🎉

  • @esquiggle_
    @esquiggle_ 2 дні тому

    You should do a vid on all the times something DID happen