Exploring MORE of Wikipedia's Worst Translations
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- Опубліковано 19 тра 2023
- A few months ago I went through Laotian Wikipedia using awful translation software.
So today, I decided to check again to see if the translation quality had improved. It had not. Enjoy more stinky exhibitions about some of the strangest named people you’ve ever seen.
The Buddha.
MUSIC:
Museum (Art Exhibit) - Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Plunging Falls - Super Mario 3D World
Sand Canyon - Kirby’s Dreamland 3
Climb the Peak - Mario Party 7
Mother Russia - Hearts of Iron IV
Goomba’s Booty Boardwalk - Mario Party 8
Mushrooms - Terraria
Adrift - Game & Wario
This Way That - Mario Party 2
Wario’s Battle Canyon - Mario Party 1
subscript for more google translate funnies - Комедії
The Buddha.
The Buddha.
I can't believe it's the buddha.
*GONG*
Yesh
'Tis Buddha flavouring
from now on i'll use the term "civilian redistribution" for human trafficing
🤣
Perfect
I wonder what's up with the Laotian wiki's obsession with *the Buddha*
They are Buddhist
@@user-elqana car
Because Buddhism is everything in Laos, I guess.
Also weird al
It's actually the Laosian obsession with Buddha. They have a huge gap in their written records and architecture because Buddhism bans preservation of material things. Buildings were made of wood and left to rot, when their time came.
"Like the sadness in our mind, there are many types of chocolate"
That was deep bro
so apparently there are flavors of sadness
but there will be a prototype
"Laotian Forrest Gump isn't real. He can't hurt you."
Lemme help you with two words:
The Buddha
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.
Thanks to this translation software, we had access to highly accurate information that was unbeknownst to us in the past, like how 50% of things in the world are "The Buddha".
(Gong sound)
Indeed, this translation tool has revealed many truths
𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙂
The Bddha, the Buddha, the Buddha, the empire of the Buddha
That was revealed five months ago
I didn't realize the Buddha was involved in all these different positions. Good for him
He truly was a man of many talents
@@cellina.starfire He was a frog as well
@@probium2832he’s a god of United States too.
The question is, can the Buddha compete with Him, the greatest warrior who ever lived
@@HappyBeezerStudiosHE is probably just the Buddha.
"I still hear his voice"
"THE BUDDHA, THE BUDDHA, THE UNITED KINGDOM OF BUDDHISM, THE BUDDHA"
The Buddha the buddha the buddha the buddha
4:55 "The butter, the butter, the butter" (That's what sounds like with a British accent as opposed to how we say it in America lol😂)
"the buddha" over and over with the same fucking image of the statue fading in each time killed me ☠️
also esperanto translation is always 100% accurate or not even remotely close and there is no inbetween so it would probably be pretty funny
The Buddha
4:55 "The butter, the butter, the butter" (That's what sounds like with a British accent as opposed to how we say it in America lol😂)
Didn’t know that Wikipedia had the power to immediately make everyone the Buddha.
B U D D H A
THE BUDDHA
It also has the power to transform some guy into the Buddha’s car, bless 🙏
Do you want to be a Discordian Pope?
Because you are a Discordian Pope.
Every person is a Discordian Pope, most people simply don't know it.
This understanding of the notion of Pope has far reaching consequences in Discordianism. For example, the introduction to Principia Discordia says, "Only a Pope may canonize a Saint. ... So you can ordain yourself-and anyone or anything else-a Saint."
So with this I declare everyone who reads this a Discordian Saint.
I would declare your cat and/or dog and/or parrot and/or pet kangaroo a Saint, but since you are a Pope, you can do that yourself.
@@HappyBeezerStudios no fucking idea what this means but thanks
Apparently 1/3 of all words in Laotian is "Buddha".
Whoever graffitied the Laotian wiki page for "Joystick" needs an award
Things you may not know about the Buddha
He is Prime Minister of Belarus
He is responbile for the United Kingdom's creatiom
He attended the King of New Zealand's coronation
He is the Prime Minister of Thailand
He is the President of East Timor
He is Thai half - three quarters Norwegian actress
He is a Prince of Japan
He is his own car
He is the King of Cyprus
He is the king of Spain
He is the King of Finland
He represents the third world
He is the King of Thailand
He is the Goddess of the United States, Neocolonialist monarchs, Neocolonial monarchy, monarchy of secularism, the monarchy and the monarchy of Liberalism
He is the president of the UN Department of Homeland Security
He was previously a great depression, a great depression, a great depression
He was confrotned by the King of Denmark
Bro rules the world
He is his own car actually makes sense, when you know about the "3 vehicles" in Buddhism lol.
Strategic pizza
He's both the King and the Prime Minister of Thailand.
I was expecting Buddha facts, but only got He facts :(
We need a Buddha counter
Or make it into a dangerous drinking game
@@randomtinypotatocried I tried that with water, and I still ended up with a hangover.
If you translate the page enough times every single word would become the Buddha
The Buddha
@@MongerOfStrings8222The Buddha
My favorite part was when the Buddha said "It's Buddhaing time." and Buddhaed all over the place. Truly one of the Translations of all time
I feel like this could be some sort of avant-garde art piece about the ambiguity of information on the internet if you squint hard enough, and then get amnesia.
Main is The Buddha.
As a Spaniard, I do not appreciate much how you make fun of our dear three-flowered dolphin
(I love your translation videos, please keep being this awesome)
What do you think about your country having the FIRST royal car?
@@SuperHGB Well, I assume a dolphin wouldn't be able to hit the pedals, so...
@@Mauripsu Well Wikipedia said the free-flowered dolphin is the first royal car
@@SuperHGB that being cyprus king and spanish car of buddha, thanks would be so peoud of us
Fr the three-flowered dolphin is iconic
as a Thai kid born into a buddhist family (and family bloodline can be traced back 1890-1900) i can confirm the the queen is indeed also queen of zurich, african prime minister, liberty, and civillian
and the buddha
the buddha
With some of these translations I'm starting to realize that Laotian Wikipedia may be suffering from the same issue that Amharic Wikipedia did, that no one's moderating it so people are just writing anything and everything, which is then compounded by the crap translation. All the Buddha references is one thing (I'm guessing they have a LOT of names for the Buddha so a lot of words could translate to Buddha), but the guy at 9:19 is CLEARLY self-promoting (or the article was written by an absolute brown-noser).
Why would anyone self-promote himself as "The circle of God"?
@@PC-coolant-pipe-suckerCircle of God aside, the rest of that article looks like a self-promoting q&a you often see on companies' websites.
Like how it says 1 mill dollar 5 bucks
and also someone just writing the lyrics of a weird al yankovic in an article
@@megablimp😂 That was the best part!
'as I walk through the valley where I harvest my grains' had me in tears dude
That Line came up right After i was done Reading this!
yea it’s a random song
i take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
I saw "The Czech Republic of Kenya" written somewhere there and as a Czech i can confirm we have tourists because lions free in wild. 100% real.
As a Czech guy, I confirm this is absolutely true
I still love Weird Al being the entire article at 13:05 lmao
This guy is hilarious, even though his channel is small, he still managed to make me laugh every time unlike any big channel out there.
Haha true
We need more likes, views and subscribers
His editing is hilarious too lol. It’s subtle and sometimes you won’t notice the little bits he adds in but when you do, it’s that much more charming.
The Buddha sure shows up a lot in these videos
0:49 when you have a lot of roles in a discord server
monarchy, monarchy, monarchy,
@@UH-60_Blackhawk the buddha
sri lanka sri lanka monarchy monarchy monarchy monarchy
12:39
😂😂😂
I love the part where it randomly starts singing Weird Al 💀
0:41 The Buddha
0:44
1:18
2:45
2:48
4:16
4:36
4:52
7:45
8:08
8:22
10:20
10:41
11:04
12:13
When translators have actually became accurate and good, I’m gonna miss these times.
It already improved, unfortunately. Go to the lo wiki yourself and it's much less chaotic just a couple months later.
Byun Baekhyun is a South Korean singer and EXO member: ❌
Babies-Humans is a South Korean singer and ASS member: ✅
2:11
Don’t forget Seulgi being Chewing gum-yeg, ad she’s one of three tax collectors!
baby part is true though
This is what happens when a time traveler moves a chair sightly
They must really like the Buddha.
cuz they are buddhist
Buddha seems to be in place of "the" or something in buddhat language
The Buddha
8:11 “As for the organic women” sounds like a 18th century sci fi novel
The Buddha is like a piece of lore in this series
Take a shot every time the Buddha is mentioned
I dare you
Alcohol poisoning, here I come!
1:50 As a subscriber to this channel, I am honoured to be declared “Actor of the country”.
6:05 oh so the real reason why Yugoslavia was not controlled by the USSR is that Tito smelled so bad, they probably didn't want anything to do with him
Weird al is hiding in the wikipedia
we need a whole series of this.
there is already one, and it most likely will continue.
@@haumea2097 three of them now before this when you include the Ethiopian wikipedia.
@@michi-tankenka8116 I meant there's already one series.
The sequel we didn't deserve, but the one we needed.
7:43 As a Thai, I have to say that the Buddha is our king and the President of the United Nations.
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's... The Buddha. *Gong*
This content is lovely. You should definitely try to do the same but with a chain of translations, like English-German-Norwegian-Thai-French-etc, and then back to English. Works wonders.
How to do it automatically?
@@foakjljrwajkltawtrawtwa441 You can't iirc, unless some absolute mad lad created a program for it. Which is fairly possible.
11:14 im going to Burkey, anyone wanna come with? ive already got The Buddha with me
If Laotian Wikipedia is to believed, we *all* have the Buddha with us.
@@yangj08 A personal Buddha
King Maubong is the King of the 6th Planet in the Mogos Solar System. The 6th Mogos was the planet that He landed on in 1971 on a personal diplomatic mission, making He the first astronaut to land on another planet.
@@Ulfrich_Stormcock I wonder when Elon will send us to the 6th Mogos.
@@JessiContingenC Elon and He must land on The 6th Mogos to help King Maubong’s secular reforms and help bring King Maubong to the People of Christ
4:50 Prepare for a "The Buddha" spree!!!!!!
4:00 As a doctor who fan, that is some nice lore you got there
I wonder if the translations are bad, or that the articles are terrible written (eg vandalism) which causes issues for the translator.
I am not sure. Either way, the only obvious form of vandalism is likely the article that had the Amish Paradise lyrics on it for no good reason.
The Buddha
11:06 the Buddha
The buddha
Buddha lore is wild
3:36 The Birth of HE lore.
He was pinochet
HE: Origins
The discovery of the Weird Al vandalism was wild
Valenian was born in Zimbabwe, went to University of California and then became top Danish activist.
Don't forget that he helped to segregate the anti-apartheid league of the anti-apartheid league.
3:20 based Laotian Wikipedia
5:09 ITS THE PROFECY OF "HIM" WHO FOUGHT IN THE WW2
Hehehehe
@@ally55213 🇱🇦He
I am Thai, and my language is extremely close to Laos. I cannot comprehend what kind of sentences can be translated in such way😂 cuz Google Translate works just fine with Thai. I think it's maybe because someone messed up with tho se wikipedia pages and no mods ever bother to correct, or maybe because Google Translate works poorly with Laos.
The Buddha
3:30 "wich hearts of iron 4 mod is this?"
-StarvHarv,2023
man it would've been really funny if the actual buddha page was the only one to not mention "the buddha"
5:08 Nationality HE?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! Is that HE himself or one of his followers!?
12:20 i have absolutely no idea why but this made me laugh so hard i got tears and coughed
Joe B 0:40
The Buddha, Buddha 0:44
The Buddha, this is him, oh her (sorry), this is the buddha 1:17
Is the Buddha 2:44 and is the Buddha's car 2:47 (get's me every time)
The buddha nobody notices 3:56
The same buddha as above but everyone notices 4:16
Buddha 4:36
Buddha refers to the founder Buddhism 4:38
The Third World, (the Buddha), the Buddha 4:50
The United Kingdom of Buddhism 4:54
the Buddha 4:55
the Buddha 4:56
the Buddha 4:57
the Buddha 4:58
the Buddha 4:59
the Buddha 5:00
the Buddha (whilst zooming out) 5:01
Religion: Buddhism 5:10
The Buddha 7:43
Your majesty, the Buddha 7:45
The Buddha but unnoticed 7:53
The Buddha, the Buddha Buddha 7:58
The Buddha 8:07 (what to put here?)
Princess of the Buddha 8:21
After the Buddha's heaven 10:17
Confronting the Buddha 10:21
Strategic Pizza, also the Buddha 11:02
The Buddha 12:14
The Buddha 12:15
The buddha 12:16
Okay done. Can I have my nicotine pizza now?
Pin? And also tell me if I missed any or if I'm off.
Thanks
“The ultimate golden frog”
What is this, a Yu-Gi-Oh card?
I'm so happy that Valenian brought up the issue of DLM or Danish Lives Matter. Truely a most underrated and forgotten issue that is systemic Danishism. IT MUST BE STOPPED!!
Also my favorite character is Luang. :)
your editing is magnificent, and your videos always leave me wheezing by the end
Buddha, founder of dermatology
The more he says "The Buddha," the more it sounds like "the butter"
As a Thai, I can confirm that The Buddha is The Buddha
1:06
"Your Widow
No Lol (A)"
These videos are amazing! Keep up the great work!
This is reality if we combined all Paradox studios games into one
This series is incredible. Please keep doing it. It makes me laugh so hard.
2:47 Jesus was also a god's car!
0:15 Ya empezamos bien tío 😂😂😂
This video makes me wanna name my future kid Thanks, such a lovely name
This is more accurate than the English Wikipedia!
if only we had the buddha
@@UH-60_BlackhawkThe buddha.
5:29 how to expose yourself 101
"Stop being so lazy!"
"But why would I want to stop being a beautiful woman from inside and outside?"
These are my favourite videos at the moment. 👍
Ok, don't even ask me what's apparently going on with Burger King- sorry, Burkey- & the first Australian girlfriend Burger King Corporation. I can at least imagine how they got "Anthony Abstinence" for our PM- his surname is Albanese, so maybe it just went for the nearest English word- but I have no idea about the girlfriend Burkey corporation, so I guess it's a state secret.
8:24
The Czech republic of India
The Czech republic of Kenya
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well, to be honest. We have some weird stuff here and we always have, but I swear, we still haven't got Kenya and India. Maybe next time...
Joseph Jacket is actually a really cool name!
7:03💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
King Maubong is the King of the 6th Planet in the Mogos Solar System. The 6th Mogos was the planet that He landed on in 1971 on a personal diplomatic mission, making He the first astronaut to land on another planet.
Thanks, Thanks, Thanks, Thanks, Belgium.
The feeling of Weird Al lyrics randomly inserted into broken English was like my soul leaving my body.
I made the mistake of eating during this and I nearly choked on my damn dinner!! Literal tears, mate, bloody good job!!!
These are my fav videos on UA-cam no cap
7:57 "The Buddha: The Buddha Buddha"
I was laughing until the Thai king. My anxiety spiked cuz this could be considered a crime to listen to out loud. Mocks the king and The Buddha
I love these videos!
I always have to pause on your videos because it's so funny i laugh and choke
Your videos are extremely underrated man.
4:56 THE BUTTER
Can't wait for the Buddha to duel He
My favourite part was when the Buddha said "it's Buddhing time" and it Buddhad all over the place
Careful when surfing the Lao web, it is said that Weird Al still lurks certain nooks and crannies of the internet still to this day.
as a Thai person I can confirm that this is accurate
The Buddha
14:12 There’s actually a place near me, an unincorporated community, called Goat City
13:03 as i walk through the valley where I harvest my grain.
Please do more of these. It looks like the translations have changed, but they're still nonsensical.
As a Vietnamese i can confirm our Secretary General is You Are In A Hurry, our president is You Are A Scoundrel, our prime minister is Mr. Farms, minches.
The capital is *insert laughing here* , the largest city is Ho Chi Minh District
And our leader was Jimmy Spray, he’s inspiring
i love this series so much lmao
13:06 AMISH PARADISE!!!
why do you heave a vyond pfp???
the amish paradise thing can only mean one thing...
*vandalism*
@@sanluisgonzaaga123because I use Vyond
1:14 The BOIest BOI of all BOIs
That's ma BOI