Smash or Pass: Food Mascots

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  • @Profussy
    @Profussy  Рік тому +703

    Who is your "favorite" food mascot?

    • @NonConformistPsyche
      @NonConformistPsyche Рік тому +101

      Genderbent Colonel Sanders.

    • @twoduece
      @twoduece Рік тому +142

      listen, wendy's easy. the red hair goes a long way.

    • @thecoolguy4035
      @thecoolguy4035 Рік тому +52

      Hear me out, Wendy's.

    • @VilageIdiot
      @VilageIdiot Рік тому +38

      so, just to get it out of the way, the wendys mascot, but, do have a gripe, everybody always says, oooooo, yea, wendys! thats not her name! its just wendy! why are you keeping the 's'?! her name is wendy god damn it.

    • @inarjollyhound
      @inarjollyhound Рік тому +14

      The Cookie Crisp Wolf. ~

  • @hood7028
    @hood7028 Рік тому +2067

    Each lesson this man gives us increases the amount of braincells we have by at least 10

    • @hughjass739
      @hughjass739 Рік тому +36

      That doesn’t even gt most of us above one

    • @thelegosmithy161
      @thelegosmithy161 Рік тому +47

      @@hughjass739but it’s an improvement isn’t it?

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv Рік тому +22

      It's true. I've watched 6 lessons, and now I'm up to 69 brain cells.

    • @davidcorodeanu4535
      @davidcorodeanu4535 Рік тому +3

      i've seen some really good DIY pringle can holes

    • @beesechurger1
      @beesechurger1 Рік тому +3

      You're still missing the grammar brain cell, even after having watched hundreds of his videos

  • @animalmace
    @animalmace Рік тому +1072

    HE CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks Рік тому +1

      Sam Hyde supports neonazi's, the Profussy does not. Do not compare the two. DO NOT disgrace our professor this way.

    • @zabianreubens4989
      @zabianreubens4989 Рік тому +22

      holy shit is that the hit minecraft animator animalmace watching such degenerated content very suspisious

    • @arandomgamer662
      @arandomgamer662 Рік тому +5

      im a fan

    • @OVERLORDCLOWN
      @OVERLORDCLOWN Рік тому +7

      Animal mace isn't as innocent as we thought he was

    • @44Quantum
      @44Quantum Рік тому +6

      Nice BB reference.

  • @thehonoredone2361
    @thehonoredone2361 Рік тому +972

    The Wendy's girl will definitely roast you on social media if you don't smash her like a McDonald's big mac

    • @tristancampbell4941
      @tristancampbell4941 Рік тому +114

      We'd probably want her smug self to roast us regardless. It's part of the experience😂

    • @sebastianherrera6514
      @sebastianherrera6514 Рік тому +1

      The mf with a humiliation fetish are gonna be eating good with that one 💀

    • @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames
      @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames Рік тому +56

      She would say something like "I'm looking for a huge *assets* ... anything and "insert name here" has nothing. Absolutely nothing"

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 Рік тому

      She’d totally roast you in bed for not having a foot long sub

    • @matiasbenitez980
      @matiasbenitez980 Рік тому +35

      @@tristancampbell4941 Tsundere Wendy

  • @MrPhilsterable
    @MrPhilsterable Рік тому +902

    "We can't just smash every anthropomorphic bunny that we see."
    Yes! Yes we can!

    • @isislikesyou8605
      @isislikesyou8605 Рік тому +15

      funny that this comment has 34 likes

    • @Swirluser1
      @Swirluser1 Рік тому +9

      ​@@isislikesyou8605 haha the funy 🤣

    • @Ravioli638
      @Ravioli638 Рік тому +4

      @@isislikesyou8605 NOoo Dislike to bring it back everyone!

    • @44Quantum
      @44Quantum Рік тому +5

      You should Google Cadbury`s bunny.

    • @MattTOB618
      @MattTOB618 Рік тому +9

      ​@@Ravioli638 Disliking doesn't bring down the like counter, though?

  • @Yasviele
    @Yasviele Рік тому +493

    The fact that Wendy's is an implied Smash is quite based and frankly natural... We all remember that trending a couple of years ago, hmmm~
    Wait no Tony the Tiger??? is this another too obvious of a choice kinda of deal?

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq Рік тому +76

      No its because tony is in rehab after his run in with the furrie community. It would be immoral to smash a guy trying to get himself better

    • @TechxGuyxJames
      @TechxGuyxJames Рік тому +21

      I heard Tony the Tiger is a Twitch streamer nowadays. It could just be a bit awkward making a smash or pass about another streamer or content creator.

    • @History_Nurd
      @History_Nurd Рік тому +5

      No no
      Tony the Tiger was furries trying to sexually assault my bro.

    • @Pomni3477
      @Pomni3477 Рік тому +5

      100% agree with smashing the Wendy's girl

    • @80s_graffiti
      @80s_graffiti Рік тому +3

      ​@@ZeroOmega-vg8nq I don't like this sentence

  • @Sparking_Ram
    @Sparking_Ram Рік тому +99

    Wendy's was my awakening to smug girls and thigh highs. I hate that she's the origin, but God damn artists drew her so hot.

  • @Peakert
    @Peakert Рік тому +1084

    Jack is the type to wear an apron and nothing else, While cooking you breakfast.
    Easy Smash!

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 Рік тому +95

      He can Jack up my box

    • @russellfisher1303
      @russellfisher1303 Рік тому +47

      @@Dookieman1975 he be jacking on my in till I box 😩

    • @Theconfusedace
      @Theconfusedace Рік тому +2

      Agreed!

    • @History_Nurd
      @History_Nurd Рік тому +16

      Jack is the type of guy that would make you a meal, and if you said anything EVEN REMOTELY BAD, and he would rip off your throat whilst laughing

    • @AlIRounder
      @AlIRounder Рік тому +12

      “The suit stays on!”

  • @WestyC
    @WestyC Рік тому +130

    "While I'm with the Wendy's mascot" love the brutal honesty 😂

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman Рік тому +136

    Can we all appreciate this man's drawing skills?

  • @thelostmessenger
    @thelostmessenger Рік тому +122

    Lando makes an amazing point with Jack bringing in the egg rolls. Only thing is that he'd probably charge you for them. Still a S Tier

  • @vance_the_prototgen4258
    @vance_the_prototgen4258 Рік тому +68

    I want to make a "professor Lando out of context" but it would be the length of a whole feature film

  • @MrShellbuster
    @MrShellbuster Рік тому +119

    You gotta remember lando, only cows who have been pregnant produce milk. So the laughing cow IS a milf. She's experienced

    • @thelostmessenger
      @thelostmessenger Рік тому +13

      Big brain moment

    • @Porker_Hamfries
      @Porker_Hamfries 7 місяців тому

      Remember he taught that you don't have to be a mom inorder to be a milf.

  • @bungersinyourarea
    @bungersinyourarea Рік тому +222

    Jack is the easiest smash of my life

    • @sophie________
      @sophie________ Рік тому

      he's literally a sex genius, anything with him would be the best experience of your life

    • @TFisGravity
      @TFisGravity Рік тому +4

      Ong

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 Рік тому +2

      Jackin up my box

    • @omiartz
      @omiartz Рік тому +2

      Jack in my box

  • @LiamsClan
    @LiamsClan Рік тому +45

    The fact this man streams on a set makes incredibly irrationally happy.

  • @cinfdef
    @cinfdef Рік тому +61

    If you're wondering what the feeling is when you can't really decide, but are kinda leaning to one, thats either Pashing or Sass. Neither equally is simply Smass

  • @Not_a_b-1_Battle_Droid
    @Not_a_b-1_Battle_Droid Рік тому +24

    Here’s an interaction between me and my buddy;
    “I would rail Wendy’s.”
    “Who wouldn’t?”

  • @spacetaco048
    @spacetaco048 Рік тому +66

    I'm not even joking, Starbucks Logo is legit a mermaid (Melusine) spreading legs.

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 Рік тому +4

      Well according to Robot Chicken the plan was to make a coffee company, or a film studio that exclusively made Mermaid porn.

    • @spacetaco048
      @spacetaco048 Рік тому +3

      @@tsarfox3462 i am so confused at what you just said

  • @bwowzah
    @bwowzah Рік тому +243

    The one that is 50% an attractive woman: pass
    Literally just a cow: smash
    Lando, you may need a recalibration LOL.

  • @erenburk2044
    @erenburk2044 Рік тому +32

    I feel a few packets of gelatin in the Koolaid man’s pitcher makes him 110% more smashable. Bonus points for hopping into his pitcher and “free swimming.” 🥵

  • @xenogorwraithblade2538
    @xenogorwraithblade2538 Рік тому +39

    I couldn't psychologically handle smashing the Pringles guy. One of my nicknames is Pringles and I couldn't go through with it without feeling like a narcissist.

    • @HolocaustSurvivor
      @HolocaustSurvivor Рік тому

      Ok Xenogor Wraithblade

    • @xenogorwraithblade2538
      @xenogorwraithblade2538 Рік тому +1

      @@HolocaustSurvivor it's a very if you know you know name. I'm a weirdo, sure, but not a mindless edgelord.

  • @jamesparedes1666
    @jamesparedes1666 Рік тому +150

    Lando forgot the murmussy is ALWAYS wet. smh

  • @BlackfangDragon
    @BlackfangDragon Рік тому +32

    A funny doujin I’ve seen back in the day was a McDonald’s and KFC fighting over Hetalia’s America. And it came in prettyboy and regular mascot versions.

    • @cabbagepatches5480
      @cabbagepatches5480 Рік тому +5

      I know exactly which one ur talking about. if memory serves correct Hamburglar appeared as well...

    • @thelostmessenger
      @thelostmessenger Рік тому +1

      Hahaha I'm reading this later

    • @kingofhearts3185
      @kingofhearts3185 Рік тому

      Sauce? That sounds amazing

    • @BlackfangDragon
      @BlackfangDragon Рік тому

      @@kingofhearts3185 It’s been nearly a decade so I can’t say I remember its name sadly. I just remember what it was about.

    • @kingofhearts3185
      @kingofhearts3185 Рік тому

      @@BlackfangDragon I probably found it. Underwhelming, but not bad either.

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 Рік тому +11

    The owl is a PASS. imagine the owl is giving you the zucc and it goes “uh one uh two uh three *CHOMP* “

  • @chihiro5156
    @chihiro5156 Рік тому +50

    Finally, someone's talking about this food ads mascot 🤣😹

  • @aprilk141
    @aprilk141 Рік тому +5

    1. Kool Aid man - definately smash
    2. Peanut man - nope, creepy
    3. Nesquik bunny - just smash already
    4. Jack, in the box - not cute enough, does too much coke
    5. Starbuck's mermaid - wake up dead
    6. Arby's oven mitt - I am convinced by Lando, smash
    7. Colnel Sanders - too old, also southern wealth vibes and that just leads to one thing in his past and it's not good
    8. Milk Cow - lovely eyes, inspiring personality = Smash
    9. Pillsbury dough boy - he is probably a serial killer
    10. Pringles gentleman - whisker tickle, 'nuf said
    11. Green M&M - messy but so worth it
    12. Tootsie Pop Owl - never bring a beak into the bedroom
    13. Lando, bro, you got the elmer's glue cow all over your desk, do that one!
    14. Honey Bee - just a friend
    15. Grimace - well with that ass it's a smash
    16. Snap, Crackle, and Pop - elves are great in stories, but human elf interactions usually end up with the human missing something important

  • @noskes1
    @noskes1 Рік тому +10

    14:20 i think the main thing with the M&Ms is that its shell can be only melt by your mouth.
    Which is even hotter imo.

  • @frostyl4269
    @frostyl4269 Рік тому +10

    “The Laughing Cow… kinda MILF-y”. now why are you so damn right lmaoo, i’ve always thought this but never known why

  • @martyr2941
    @martyr2941 Рік тому +20

    Bro passed up the mermaid for an oven mitt, honestly same tho.

  • @aaronnikels5706
    @aaronnikels5706 Рік тому +3

    4:47 “I’d jack in his box” LMAOOO 💀

  • @shykj8892
    @shykj8892 Рік тому +179

    when lando uploads you know it's gonna be a good day

  • @QuirkyView
    @QuirkyView Рік тому +7

    Just saw a years old message the other day "Both sexes can fuck a Pringles can, but neither can do it well."

  • @superhen2834
    @superhen2834 Рік тому +33

    this is why you are my professor

  • @jayguevara610
    @jayguevara610 Рік тому +19

    I think it's easy to say that the Kool-Aid man is a squirter. It all goes down to whether you prefer creamers or squirters.

  • @liamdysoco4832
    @liamdysoco4832 Рік тому +32

    Lando is a real one for putting in Jollibee

  • @GravityForces
    @GravityForces Рік тому +7

    You've opened my mind about the oven mitt ngl 🤭
    I keep missing your live classes due to timezones, so thank you for these lecture videos!!

  • @CrazyGamingYT56
    @CrazyGamingYT56 Рік тому +25

    Love your content keep up the great work

  • @worldlinezero4783
    @worldlinezero4783 Рік тому +15

    Aw hell nah he boutta donk da green M&M

  • @AardvarkPaysOff
    @AardvarkPaysOff Рік тому +7

    Love the Astolfo figures in the shelves next to his desk lmao

  • @MmmUbePandan
    @MmmUbePandan Рік тому +33

    how can you not smash jack, he's the only guy who's got mozzarella sticks, onion rings AND curly fries in the same box on the menu

  • @gabierlr8043
    @gabierlr8043 Рік тому +1

    8:57
    -Good point sir
    -Youre sick
    That's Professor Lando's chat in a nutshell

  • @LordEpos
    @LordEpos Рік тому +3

    The Magnet Kricketot in the bottom right corner was a big help for this lesson.

  • @PyromaniacNextDoor
    @PyromaniacNextDoor Рік тому +19

    I mean Mr peanut is a smash for me I mean, he’s nuts!

  • @donkeyking05
    @donkeyking05 Рік тому +3

    I feel like lando is the most accepting and open meme lord on the internet. Gotta respect that

  • @Wired4Life2
    @Wired4Life2 Рік тому +4

    _”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_

  • @ennuiblue4295
    @ennuiblue4295 Рік тому +12

    I gotta say, the Brawney Man was hella hot. Oh wait that was paper towels, redacted.

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen Рік тому +5

    For the record it takes an average of 140 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I've tested it twice.

  • @valentinebabeVA
    @valentinebabeVA Рік тому +6

    Lando described the Pilsbury Dough Boy like the goddamn Gingerdeadman

  • @twobrosincorporated
    @twobrosincorporated Рік тому +5

    Jack is the menacing best friend, that will make your bully or stalker disappear and never be seen again. I’d be friends with jack.

  • @PixelleHearts
    @PixelleHearts Рік тому +13

    Another point towards the Arby's oven mitt: It's Arby's... they have the meat.

  • @Old-dec
    @Old-dec Рік тому +20

    Anything close to a human is almost always smashed in your videos

    • @thelostmessenger
      @thelostmessenger Рік тому +4

      Idk he still wanted to smash the laughing cow

    • @Old-dec
      @Old-dec Рік тому +1

      @@thelostmessenger yeah he smash the cow even though its literally just a cow and not like the moomoo from pokemon where they stand on 2 legs or smth. But if it has the bottom of a human its like 70% sure he smash. He still smashes regular animals with human feature though on top of kernel sender😏 but who wouldn’t kernel

  • @handson4580
    @handson4580 Рік тому +10

    love how you dont even cover the wendys girl because she is 100% all united smash

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin Рік тому +49

    Does anthropomorphic foods count as furries?

    • @igga_hd
      @igga_hd Рік тому +5

      no

    • @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames
      @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames Рік тому +3

      No, animal =/= furry.

    • @mydrillasanjay5397
      @mydrillasanjay5397 Рік тому +17

      Technically if it's a meat then it's the reanimated corpse of a furry

    • @ChaosLierLen
      @ChaosLierLen Рік тому +2

      Yes, insofar as furries get the wall.

    • @Austin_the_Dalmatian06
      @Austin_the_Dalmatian06 Рік тому +3

      No. They are food, not animals. Furries are called furries because mammals have fur. And food doesn't have fur. If anything, anthro food could possibly be called foodies or munchies or snackies or something like that. But not furries.

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart Рік тому +5

    This man presents courses I never thought I needed to take but I must.

  • @michaelmamba1578
    @michaelmamba1578 Рік тому +1

    4:00 I KNEW HE WAS CAPPIN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @benjamingagne8
    @benjamingagne8 Рік тому +5

    The editing on this is even more fire than the takes

  • @PHDpulls
    @PHDpulls Рік тому +12

    Peanut guy is a baby now soooo

  • @Knows5
    @Knows5 Рік тому

    This is the most in dept thing I’ve ever seen in my life he sounds so smart while talking about smashing food mascots like why does he sound so smart about this

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot Рік тому +5

    I have nothing against the rest of the crew, for all I know they're probably good people and good at their job and stuff; but for me, this format with focus on the white board and more direct interaction with chat works much better for me with the type of content ProfL brings.

  • @Acepilot8Gaming
    @Acepilot8Gaming Рік тому +5

    Our professor over here answering the REAL questions of smash or pass. This is why you are a legend sir

  • @ramenboi1453
    @ramenboi1453 Рік тому +11

    kool aid man busted on walls what

  • @clovest3rz
    @clovest3rz Рік тому +1

    1-Pass, too loud and messy
    2-Smash
    3-Smash
    4-Pass, that’s a siren that could kill me
    5-I wish I could smash
    6-Smash
    7-Controversial, but smash
    8-Pass, he looks like the dude from ghostbusters
    9- I wish I could smash but I’m a girl
    10-Smash
    11-Smash, wonder what he could do with that tongue 😏
    12-…Pass he’d sting me a lot
    13-Smash

  • @gregarious1532
    @gregarious1532 Рік тому +6

    "HELP"

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 Рік тому +7

    thanks for more, professor!
    i am learning!

  • @ZombieaidZ
    @ZombieaidZ Рік тому +8

    My good man, your kids may see this some day. That being said, well thought out and thorough vid. Agree with many of your opinions 👍

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Рік тому +2

    I feel like the laughing cow on the package is not laughing but screaming with pleasure at getting railed.

  • @jaimy1102
    @jaimy1102 Рік тому +1

    god the things i'll do to see these companies react to this video
    i love the fact that you stayed so professional for a smash or pass video 🤣

  • @toxicjolteon5716
    @toxicjolteon5716 Рік тому +3

    No one ever talks about the Lactaid Cow in these things. She’s funny and hot, it’s a perfect mix. All she wants is for you to not shit yourself, and enjoy milk at the same time.

  • @02ninjaman
    @02ninjaman Рік тому +1

    I mean the Starbucks mascot has her legs open already.

  • @Croz89
    @Croz89 Рік тому +1

    Nesquik bunny? Nah. Cadbury's Caramel bunny? YES!

  • @hannahsnyder7161
    @hannahsnyder7161 Рік тому +1

    3:41 your FIRST instinct? 🤨

  • @aprilk141
    @aprilk141 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact the peanut man is actually a oil baron who agreed to model for the peanut company his cousin is on the board of.

  • @TheCybroid
    @TheCybroid Рік тому +1

    Ahem, Cracker Barrel, it’s fine if you haven’t heard of it, but an old western cowboy, nuff said

  • @XymnalaSylph
    @XymnalaSylph Рік тому +5

    They already have you covered on the Colonel Sanders smash, they made the dating sim game for a reason.

  • @AidanofVT
    @AidanofVT Рік тому +1

    Laughed more at this than any other recent video from the professor.

  • @xenogorwraithblade2538
    @xenogorwraithblade2538 Рік тому +2

    Every time I see the green m&m I can hear Stamper and Niall arguing about how you would fuck it and how terrifying it would be.

  • @chrystal561
    @chrystal561 Рік тому

    This video became so unhinged by the end and I'm in love

  • @charibello
    @charibello Рік тому +1

    Everytime I hear someone says "The Koll Aid Man" I can only think of the Stalin vs Rasputin ERB

  • @phantik5090
    @phantik5090 Рік тому

    i didnt know how much i needed these lectures

  • @vesselthanatos3033
    @vesselthanatos3033 Рік тому +7

    looked at the nesquik bunny and thought "that's an asexual, respectfully pass"
    then looked at jack in the box and thought "that dude is into some kinky shit, smash all the way"

    • @myboy_
      @myboy_ Рік тому +1

      Bunny got the t-shirt on top of long sleeves
      Major asexual energy

    • @antdrawz199
      @antdrawz199 Рік тому

      Jack fr

  • @donutbara
    @donutbara Рік тому +2

    If only actual colleges and universities had lessons like this.

  • @dom8429
    @dom8429 Рік тому

    learned a lot this lesson and took notes diligently. thanks prof!

  • @squarepris1m203
    @squarepris1m203 Рік тому

    I was watching this while working out, it's a real mood

  • @hideous_taco_michael_zacki
    @hideous_taco_michael_zacki Рік тому +1

    This guy is something else indeed:
    >Passaes on a mermaid that is clearly sexualised.
    >Proceeds to smash a literal oven mitt and a masked man in a jacket.

  • @kingkillaky
    @kingkillaky Рік тому +2

    The jack in the box eggrolls hit different

  • @natescorner
    @natescorner 10 місяців тому

    The educational value of this is off the charts

  • @muffledpotat0245
    @muffledpotat0245 Рік тому +1

    Bro's gonna say no to the mermaid and yes to the oven mitt

  • @tristandaries1129
    @tristandaries1129 Рік тому +23

    Sorry babe, but the monocle stays on

  • @petermanspiderparker2999
    @petermanspiderparker2999 Рік тому +1

    Great video but I keep looking at the magnets on the right and it looks like cricketot from Pokémon

  • @brianleal87
    @brianleal87 Рік тому

    This guy is the perfect buddy to have in your group....cuz any time yall are bored, got nothing to say, then BAM- he busts out a lesson about banging the koo-aid man in detail....he's like a walking form of random topics that most of us just keep to ourselves 😂

  • @Memzys
    @Memzys Рік тому +9

    i love you professor lando

  • @morkoblooper7991
    @morkoblooper7991 Рік тому +1

    I’m still waiting for a full class of students to fill up the classroom

  • @Sasha_number_1
    @Sasha_number_1 Рік тому +1

    7:31 so it’s 3/4 human, and 1/4 fish?

  • @scisher3294
    @scisher3294 Рік тому

    @12:00 - He Pringle, He Single, He ready to Mingle…

  • @dittomaster8390
    @dittomaster8390 Рік тому +2

    All I’m gonna say is that Wendy, Jack, and Sanders can dominate me anytime they want to.

  • @butacrusader
    @butacrusader Рік тому

    >Lando video
    >Lando description
    >The Unlucky Tug is the channel in the description

  • @Dookieman1975
    @Dookieman1975 Рік тому +2

    I always forget how jacked Jack is. He can def Jack up and Jackin my box.

  • @gamerthings2559
    @gamerthings2559 Рік тому +1

    Mr Teacher in this video was NOT cooking AT ALL in this video.

  • @Morbidity100
    @Morbidity100 Рік тому

    The pringles rant was the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen recently lmao

  • @jurassicsmackdown6359
    @jurassicsmackdown6359 Рік тому +2

    Wendy and Jack
    I'll pay to see them smash eachother while i sit back and watch while eating an extreme sausage sandwich with those underrated Wendy's fries