so, just to get it out of the way, the wendys mascot, but, do have a gripe, everybody always says, oooooo, yea, wendys! thats not her name! its just wendy! why are you keeping the 's'?! her name is wendy god damn it.
The fact that Wendy's is an implied Smash is quite based and frankly natural... We all remember that trending a couple of years ago, hmmm~ Wait no Tony the Tiger??? is this another too obvious of a choice kinda of deal?
If you're wondering what the feeling is when you can't really decide, but are kinda leaning to one, thats either Pashing or Sass. Neither equally is simply Smass
I feel a few packets of gelatin in the Koolaid man’s pitcher makes him 110% more smashable. Bonus points for hopping into his pitcher and “free swimming.” 🥵
I couldn't psychologically handle smashing the Pringles guy. One of my nicknames is Pringles and I couldn't go through with it without feeling like a narcissist.
A funny doujin I’ve seen back in the day was a McDonald’s and KFC fighting over Hetalia’s America. And it came in prettyboy and regular mascot versions.
1. Kool Aid man - definately smash 2. Peanut man - nope, creepy 3. Nesquik bunny - just smash already 4. Jack, in the box - not cute enough, does too much coke 5. Starbuck's mermaid - wake up dead 6. Arby's oven mitt - I am convinced by Lando, smash 7. Colnel Sanders - too old, also southern wealth vibes and that just leads to one thing in his past and it's not good 8. Milk Cow - lovely eyes, inspiring personality = Smash 9. Pillsbury dough boy - he is probably a serial killer 10. Pringles gentleman - whisker tickle, 'nuf said 11. Green M&M - messy but so worth it 12. Tootsie Pop Owl - never bring a beak into the bedroom 13. Lando, bro, you got the elmer's glue cow all over your desk, do that one! 14. Honey Bee - just a friend 15. Grimace - well with that ass it's a smash 16. Snap, Crackle, and Pop - elves are great in stories, but human elf interactions usually end up with the human missing something important
@@thelostmessenger yeah he smash the cow even though its literally just a cow and not like the moomoo from pokemon where they stand on 2 legs or smth. But if it has the bottom of a human its like 70% sure he smash. He still smashes regular animals with human feature though on top of kernel sender😏 but who wouldn’t kernel
No. They are food, not animals. Furries are called furries because mammals have fur. And food doesn't have fur. If anything, anthro food could possibly be called foodies or munchies or snackies or something like that. But not furries.
This is the most in dept thing I’ve ever seen in my life he sounds so smart while talking about smashing food mascots like why does he sound so smart about this
I have nothing against the rest of the crew, for all I know they're probably good people and good at their job and stuff; but for me, this format with focus on the white board and more direct interaction with chat works much better for me with the type of content ProfL brings.
1-Pass, too loud and messy 2-Smash 3-Smash 4-Pass, that’s a siren that could kill me 5-I wish I could smash 6-Smash 7-Controversial, but smash 8-Pass, he looks like the dude from ghostbusters 9- I wish I could smash but I’m a girl 10-Smash 11-Smash, wonder what he could do with that tongue 😏 12-…Pass he’d sting me a lot 13-Smash
No one ever talks about the Lactaid Cow in these things. She’s funny and hot, it’s a perfect mix. All she wants is for you to not shit yourself, and enjoy milk at the same time.
looked at the nesquik bunny and thought "that's an asexual, respectfully pass" then looked at jack in the box and thought "that dude is into some kinky shit, smash all the way"
This guy is something else indeed: >Passaes on a mermaid that is clearly sexualised. >Proceeds to smash a literal oven mitt and a masked man in a jacket.
This guy is the perfect buddy to have in your group....cuz any time yall are bored, got nothing to say, then BAM- he busts out a lesson about banging the koo-aid man in detail....he's like a walking form of random topics that most of us just keep to ourselves 😂
Wendy and Jack I'll pay to see them smash eachother while i sit back and watch while eating an extreme sausage sandwich with those underrated Wendy's fries
Who is your "favorite" food mascot?
Genderbent Colonel Sanders.
listen, wendy's easy. the red hair goes a long way.
Hear me out, Wendy's.
so, just to get it out of the way, the wendys mascot, but, do have a gripe, everybody always says, oooooo, yea, wendys! thats not her name! its just wendy! why are you keeping the 's'?! her name is wendy god damn it.
The Cookie Crisp Wolf. ~
Each lesson this man gives us increases the amount of braincells we have by at least 10
That doesn’t even gt most of us above one
@@hughjass739but it’s an improvement isn’t it?
It's true. I've watched 6 lessons, and now I'm up to 69 brain cells.
i've seen some really good DIY pringle can holes
You're still missing the grammar brain cell, even after having watched hundreds of his videos
HE CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Sam Hyde supports neonazi's, the Profussy does not. Do not compare the two. DO NOT disgrace our professor this way.
holy shit is that the hit minecraft animator animalmace watching such degenerated content very suspisious
im a fan
Animal mace isn't as innocent as we thought he was
Nice BB reference.
The Wendy's girl will definitely roast you on social media if you don't smash her like a McDonald's big mac
We'd probably want her smug self to roast us regardless. It's part of the experience😂
The mf with a humiliation fetish are gonna be eating good with that one 💀
She would say something like "I'm looking for a huge *assets* ... anything and "insert name here" has nothing. Absolutely nothing"
She’d totally roast you in bed for not having a foot long sub
@@tristancampbell4941 Tsundere Wendy
"We can't just smash every anthropomorphic bunny that we see."
Yes! Yes we can!
funny that this comment has 34 likes
@@isislikesyou8605 haha the funy 🤣
@@isislikesyou8605 NOoo Dislike to bring it back everyone!
You should Google Cadbury`s bunny.
@@Ravioli638 Disliking doesn't bring down the like counter, though?
The fact that Wendy's is an implied Smash is quite based and frankly natural... We all remember that trending a couple of years ago, hmmm~
Wait no Tony the Tiger??? is this another too obvious of a choice kinda of deal?
No its because tony is in rehab after his run in with the furrie community. It would be immoral to smash a guy trying to get himself better
I heard Tony the Tiger is a Twitch streamer nowadays. It could just be a bit awkward making a smash or pass about another streamer or content creator.
No no
Tony the Tiger was furries trying to sexually assault my bro.
100% agree with smashing the Wendy's girl
@@ZeroOmega-vg8nq I don't like this sentence
Wendy's was my awakening to smug girls and thigh highs. I hate that she's the origin, but God damn artists drew her so hot.
Jack is the type to wear an apron and nothing else, While cooking you breakfast.
Easy Smash!
He can Jack up my box
@@Dookieman1975 he be jacking on my in till I box 😩
Agreed!
Jack is the type of guy that would make you a meal, and if you said anything EVEN REMOTELY BAD, and he would rip off your throat whilst laughing
“The suit stays on!”
"While I'm with the Wendy's mascot" love the brutal honesty 😂
Can we all appreciate this man's drawing skills?
Lando makes an amazing point with Jack bringing in the egg rolls. Only thing is that he'd probably charge you for them. Still a S Tier
the egg roll in his pants is for free
I want to make a "professor Lando out of context" but it would be the length of a whole feature film
You gotta remember lando, only cows who have been pregnant produce milk. So the laughing cow IS a milf. She's experienced
Big brain moment
Remember he taught that you don't have to be a mom inorder to be a milf.
Jack is the easiest smash of my life
he's literally a sex genius, anything with him would be the best experience of your life
Ong
Jackin up my box
Jack in my box
The fact this man streams on a set makes incredibly irrationally happy.
If you're wondering what the feeling is when you can't really decide, but are kinda leaning to one, thats either Pashing or Sass. Neither equally is simply Smass
Here’s an interaction between me and my buddy;
“I would rail Wendy’s.”
“Who wouldn’t?”
I'm not even joking, Starbucks Logo is legit a mermaid (Melusine) spreading legs.
Well according to Robot Chicken the plan was to make a coffee company, or a film studio that exclusively made Mermaid porn.
@@tsarfox3462 i am so confused at what you just said
The one that is 50% an attractive woman: pass
Literally just a cow: smash
Lando, you may need a recalibration LOL.
It's called taste, swine.
I feel a few packets of gelatin in the Koolaid man’s pitcher makes him 110% more smashable. Bonus points for hopping into his pitcher and “free swimming.” 🥵
I couldn't psychologically handle smashing the Pringles guy. One of my nicknames is Pringles and I couldn't go through with it without feeling like a narcissist.
Ok Xenogor Wraithblade
@@HolocaustSurvivor it's a very if you know you know name. I'm a weirdo, sure, but not a mindless edgelord.
Lando forgot the murmussy is ALWAYS wet. smh
Salt on your balls doesn't seem very fun
A funny doujin I’ve seen back in the day was a McDonald’s and KFC fighting over Hetalia’s America. And it came in prettyboy and regular mascot versions.
I know exactly which one ur talking about. if memory serves correct Hamburglar appeared as well...
Hahaha I'm reading this later
Sauce? That sounds amazing
@@kingofhearts3185 It’s been nearly a decade so I can’t say I remember its name sadly. I just remember what it was about.
@@BlackfangDragon I probably found it. Underwhelming, but not bad either.
The owl is a PASS. imagine the owl is giving you the zucc and it goes “uh one uh two uh three *CHOMP* “
Finally, someone's talking about this food ads mascot 🤣😹
1. Kool Aid man - definately smash
2. Peanut man - nope, creepy
3. Nesquik bunny - just smash already
4. Jack, in the box - not cute enough, does too much coke
5. Starbuck's mermaid - wake up dead
6. Arby's oven mitt - I am convinced by Lando, smash
7. Colnel Sanders - too old, also southern wealth vibes and that just leads to one thing in his past and it's not good
8. Milk Cow - lovely eyes, inspiring personality = Smash
9. Pillsbury dough boy - he is probably a serial killer
10. Pringles gentleman - whisker tickle, 'nuf said
11. Green M&M - messy but so worth it
12. Tootsie Pop Owl - never bring a beak into the bedroom
13. Lando, bro, you got the elmer's glue cow all over your desk, do that one!
14. Honey Bee - just a friend
15. Grimace - well with that ass it's a smash
16. Snap, Crackle, and Pop - elves are great in stories, but human elf interactions usually end up with the human missing something important
14:20 i think the main thing with the M&Ms is that its shell can be only melt by your mouth.
Which is even hotter imo.
“The Laughing Cow… kinda MILF-y”. now why are you so damn right lmaoo, i’ve always thought this but never known why
Bro passed up the mermaid for an oven mitt, honestly same tho.
4:47 “I’d jack in his box” LMAOOO 💀
when lando uploads you know it's gonna be a good day
These are the npc’s of the comment section
@@capy9846 will you let npc be npc pls
*Professor
Just saw a years old message the other day "Both sexes can fuck a Pringles can, but neither can do it well."
this is why you are my professor
I think it's easy to say that the Kool-Aid man is a squirter. It all goes down to whether you prefer creamers or squirters.
Lando is a real one for putting in Jollibee
You've opened my mind about the oven mitt ngl 🤭
I keep missing your live classes due to timezones, so thank you for these lecture videos!!
Love your content keep up the great work
Aw hell nah he boutta donk da green M&M
Love the Astolfo figures in the shelves next to his desk lmao
how can you not smash jack, he's the only guy who's got mozzarella sticks, onion rings AND curly fries in the same box on the menu
8:57
-Good point sir
-Youre sick
That's Professor Lando's chat in a nutshell
The Magnet Kricketot in the bottom right corner was a big help for this lesson.
I mean Mr peanut is a smash for me I mean, he’s nuts!
He likes getting nutty sometimes
I feel like lando is the most accepting and open meme lord on the internet. Gotta respect that
_”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_
I gotta say, the Brawney Man was hella hot. Oh wait that was paper towels, redacted.
For the record it takes an average of 140 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I've tested it twice.
The madman has known too much
For me, it took about 723 licks to get through a mini one
Lando described the Pilsbury Dough Boy like the goddamn Gingerdeadman
Jack is the menacing best friend, that will make your bully or stalker disappear and never be seen again. I’d be friends with jack.
Another point towards the Arby's oven mitt: It's Arby's... they have the meat.
Anything close to a human is almost always smashed in your videos
Idk he still wanted to smash the laughing cow
@@thelostmessenger yeah he smash the cow even though its literally just a cow and not like the moomoo from pokemon where they stand on 2 legs or smth. But if it has the bottom of a human its like 70% sure he smash. He still smashes regular animals with human feature though on top of kernel sender😏 but who wouldn’t kernel
love how you dont even cover the wendys girl because she is 100% all united smash
Does anthropomorphic foods count as furries?
no
No, animal =/= furry.
Technically if it's a meat then it's the reanimated corpse of a furry
Yes, insofar as furries get the wall.
No. They are food, not animals. Furries are called furries because mammals have fur. And food doesn't have fur. If anything, anthro food could possibly be called foodies or munchies or snackies or something like that. But not furries.
This man presents courses I never thought I needed to take but I must.
4:00 I KNEW HE WAS CAPPIN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The editing on this is even more fire than the takes
Peanut guy is a baby now soooo
This is the most in dept thing I’ve ever seen in my life he sounds so smart while talking about smashing food mascots like why does he sound so smart about this
I have nothing against the rest of the crew, for all I know they're probably good people and good at their job and stuff; but for me, this format with focus on the white board and more direct interaction with chat works much better for me with the type of content ProfL brings.
Our professor over here answering the REAL questions of smash or pass. This is why you are a legend sir
kool aid man busted on walls what
1-Pass, too loud and messy
2-Smash
3-Smash
4-Pass, that’s a siren that could kill me
5-I wish I could smash
6-Smash
7-Controversial, but smash
8-Pass, he looks like the dude from ghostbusters
9- I wish I could smash but I’m a girl
10-Smash
11-Smash, wonder what he could do with that tongue 😏
12-…Pass he’d sting me a lot
13-Smash
"HELP"
thanks for more, professor!
i am learning!
My good man, your kids may see this some day. That being said, well thought out and thorough vid. Agree with many of your opinions 👍
I feel like the laughing cow on the package is not laughing but screaming with pleasure at getting railed.
god the things i'll do to see these companies react to this video
i love the fact that you stayed so professional for a smash or pass video 🤣
No one ever talks about the Lactaid Cow in these things. She’s funny and hot, it’s a perfect mix. All she wants is for you to not shit yourself, and enjoy milk at the same time.
Iirc she's officially dating the Laughing Cow
I mean the Starbucks mascot has her legs open already.
Nesquik bunny? Nah. Cadbury's Caramel bunny? YES!
3:41 your FIRST instinct? 🤨
Fun fact the peanut man is actually a oil baron who agreed to model for the peanut company his cousin is on the board of.
Peanut lore
Ahem, Cracker Barrel, it’s fine if you haven’t heard of it, but an old western cowboy, nuff said
They already have you covered on the Colonel Sanders smash, they made the dating sim game for a reason.
Laughed more at this than any other recent video from the professor.
Every time I see the green m&m I can hear Stamper and Niall arguing about how you would fuck it and how terrifying it would be.
This video became so unhinged by the end and I'm in love
Everytime I hear someone says "The Koll Aid Man" I can only think of the Stalin vs Rasputin ERB
i didnt know how much i needed these lectures
looked at the nesquik bunny and thought "that's an asexual, respectfully pass"
then looked at jack in the box and thought "that dude is into some kinky shit, smash all the way"
Bunny got the t-shirt on top of long sleeves
Major asexual energy
Jack fr
If only actual colleges and universities had lessons like this.
learned a lot this lesson and took notes diligently. thanks prof!
I was watching this while working out, it's a real mood
This guy is something else indeed:
>Passaes on a mermaid that is clearly sexualised.
>Proceeds to smash a literal oven mitt and a masked man in a jacket.
The jack in the box eggrolls hit different
The educational value of this is off the charts
Bro's gonna say no to the mermaid and yes to the oven mitt
Sorry babe, but the monocle stays on
Great video but I keep looking at the magnets on the right and it looks like cricketot from Pokémon
This guy is the perfect buddy to have in your group....cuz any time yall are bored, got nothing to say, then BAM- he busts out a lesson about banging the koo-aid man in detail....he's like a walking form of random topics that most of us just keep to ourselves 😂
i love you professor lando
I’m still waiting for a full class of students to fill up the classroom
7:31 so it’s 3/4 human, and 1/4 fish?
@12:00 - He Pringle, He Single, He ready to Mingle…
All I’m gonna say is that Wendy, Jack, and Sanders can dominate me anytime they want to.
>Lando video
>Lando description
>The Unlucky Tug is the channel in the description
I always forget how jacked Jack is. He can def Jack up and Jackin my box.
Mr Teacher in this video was NOT cooking AT ALL in this video.
The pringles rant was the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen recently lmao
Wendy and Jack
I'll pay to see them smash eachother while i sit back and watch while eating an extreme sausage sandwich with those underrated Wendy's fries