I love how he goes on and on explaining it in full detail but then he ends it with "Yeas that's some sick shit man, I can't forgive you." like YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
@@tinypickle I only know that the stream lasted multiple hours and I only checked into it occasionally, and the confessions I saw were largely the ones that made it to the video
Blake came in and it wasnt explained he was reading chat's messages, so the whole time I thought it was just his own mountain of sins he was confessing
I'm genuinely touched that the person who didn't go to their friend's funeral when they were children still thought about that to this day. They were a child, so they wouldn't know what empathy is, hence why they said no. Despite this, that moment stuck with them forever and they wanted to atone for leaving their friend to mourn alone. I hope they're both doing well now. Amen. 🙏 ❤
It’s the purpose of confession to commit penance, to want to admit that guilt and work towards absolution. Amongst the other buck-wild stories this one was genuinely wholesome
I mean, yes exhibition kink for sure, but also I mean he smelled his bro's pillow(that must be covered in his musk) while baiting. which is definitionally homosexual activity. so he could very well be bisexual(liking men and women) which is often overlooked. my source? I'm a raging homosexual myself 🙌🙌🏳⚧🏳⚧🏳🌈🏳🌈
it was a mistake to have this stream open in the background as i did my work. my jaw was hitting the floor and my attention was devoted to Father Lando's wise words
This whole stream was wild. Not to mention Blake turned into a tomato multiple times, it's hilarious😂 Also, the best thing about this is that prof not only made the wild confessions even funnier with his comments but also gave serious advice for the sensitive confessions during the live stream. Thanks for the fun vid
Father Lando's reaction to grandma being mentioned the second time just absolutely killed me 😂 Well done father for handling these confessions professionally and fairly. Amen.
I work in the restaurant industry and see shitty toilet paper in the trash more times than I can count, I think the reason behind it are people (potentially mainly just older people) that grew up with not the best septic tanks and were taught to throw it away instead of flushing it to not cause extra problems with backups. I’ve come to that conclusion and I think it hold some merit.
Oh it's definitely normal. Here in Mexico our plumbing infrastructure sucks and people sometimes didn't have working toilets at all so we all collectively just normalized setting up a trash can to fill with toilet paper and that's that, it's absolutely bizarre when an American business opens up shop here and they DON'T put up trash cans in their bathrooms.
I use wipes on my butt cuz i dont think toilet paper gets all the poop. And i read that you shpuldnt trow wipes in the toilet even ones that claim to be flushable so i gotta put them in da trash. But one day hope to get a bidet so i dont have to use toilet paper or wipes
8:27 I love that, in my opinion, he thought he'd hear a lot of perverse stuff, "Oh I like futas WAY too much", but he's getting REAL confessions, things people have bottled up inside for *years* and now has to truly try and navigate those emotions. For a channel like this (unabashed goonery), this is some heavy stuff!
4:46 “I need an update on my commission” I’ve watched like one or two videos on this channel and I wasn’t subscribed until THAT SENTENCE DROPPED. Instant subscribe holy shit I burst out laughing like you have no idea.
This stream was insane, imagine watching this live at 3AM Just a little comment about 10:17, in some places you're not supposed to throw toilet paper in the toilet because it could cause issues. Second (11:58), that's not me but I've done this in a family vacation in which I had to share a hotel bed with my grandma.
16:33 Is such a heavy sigh because at this point he KNOWS what he hears next could be decades of trauma being brought out for the first time. It's great.
This was the funniest damn video I've watched in awhile. I was dying in the Laundromat listening to it, and praying nobody would ask why I was laughing.
16:40 It's fine being a fake Discord girlfriend. But keep that persona for 3 YEARS??? At this point it's not because you want to revenge your friends, it's because you're enjoying it! In other words...Become a femboy my guy.
I had no idea who you were until this vid. Absolutely fucking hilarious. Never imagined a timeline of a priest vividly explaining sissy hypno to me lol Subbed
It is this time of the year A merry, so merry, night we hold dear So many, so many regrets bring me to tears Not many, not many, notice nor care Oh, oh... my saviour Oh, oh, why does a common fire hold so much power? If only we could be forever naive and pure If only we could lead painless futures If only there could be a forgiving world
I remember playing juice galaxy with this on in the background just thinking “why are people so fucked up” then I remembered I was playing juice galaxy and that gave me time to reflect on myself
ngl professor lando should be like the asian johnny sins, so someday he can introduce himself as the plumber, astronaut, professor, priest, foot ball coach, doctor, taxi driver lando,
"You're in your own hell. I don't need to condemn you" goes so fucking hard the fuck?
Fr
That looks like a FAITH: The Unholy Trinity line from either John or Father Garcia.
I'm stealing this
timestamp?
@@dog_lover1232 its 18:06. You're welcome 😎
“Bless me father for I have sinned… I’m into sissy hypno.”
God that absolutely killed me. I was not expecting that after the dramatic pause…
I thought it was the pokemon:p
Timestamp?
I read the comments before watching and even with the spoiler, it still got me when he said it 😂
@@AggronAaron 23:56
I love how he goes on and on explaining it in full detail but then he ends it with "Yeas that's some sick shit man, I can't forgive you." like YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
This stream was a fever dream...
Fever Stream.
A fever dream is an understatement
Is there full vod?
was there anything significant cut from the stream? sad the stream went down but this video was hilarious
@@tinypickle I only know that the stream lasted multiple hours and I only checked into it occasionally, and the confessions I saw were largely the ones that made it to the video
Blake came in and it wasnt explained he was reading chat's messages, so the whole time I thought it was just his own mountain of sins he was confessing
Same 😭
It was explained at the beginning
i thought people were actually going there and confessing T_T
I thought He was confessing the things Lando couldn't say
imagine if a real priest said "my child... you're fccked" 😭
Wait, he isn't a priest? Why is he making this video then?
@@Anty_Prazaas a joke
There are a number of court cases that seem to indicate some do
NO this cant be!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @lolzonezzzz
you mean fucked? about to get censored aren't i...?
3:19 Hey, that's me! Thank you for forgiveness, Father Lando, all of these giant women were really weighing on my soul 🙏🙏🙏
bruh... not me chacking ur channel to find 3 giant women animaton videos 💀
So YOU made that animated Sana clip!
I had to check out your channel. You draw and animate so well! I hope I can get as good as you some day
Did you give him an update on his commision tho?
You don't need forgiveness my child, you're the one blessing us.
6:33 he had to call the superior 'cause he couldn't do it on his own.
he had to bring the man
Anytime someone says , “to make this short and simple” it ain’t
To make this short and simple:
True
12:36 "your one of those" tells you everything you need to know, we've all been through that pain
you’re*
Imagine going to a priest, laying down your darkest secret and all other ones you had boiled up, just for them to say "My child.... That's fucked."
Happend to me once
Makes me think of that one scene in the Godfather
I'm genuinely touched that the person who didn't go to their friend's funeral when they were children still thought about that to this day.
They were a child, so they wouldn't know what empathy is, hence why they said no. Despite this, that moment stuck with them forever and they wanted to atone for leaving their friend to mourn alone. I hope they're both doing well now.
Amen. 🙏 ❤
It’s the purpose of confession to commit penance, to want to admit that guilt and work towards absolution. Amongst the other buck-wild stories this one was genuinely wholesome
Lando misdiagnosing the exhibitionist guy as gay was pretty funny.
Man's just an equal opportunity pervert, he got hit with the gay accusations 😂
How so?
yeah , lol
I mean, yes exhibition kink for sure, but also I mean he smelled his bro's pillow(that must be covered in his musk) while baiting. which is definitionally homosexual activity. so he could very well be bisexual(liking men and women) which is often overlooked. my source? I'm a raging homosexual myself 🙌🙌🏳⚧🏳⚧🏳🌈🏳🌈
Timestamp?
it was a mistake to have this stream open in the background as i did my work.
my jaw was hitting the floor and my attention was devoted to Father Lando's wise words
Thank you father for handling these .... difficult cases because the average church wouldn't know what to do LOL
He could've done a better job
confessionals are non biblical anyways. Catholics don’t know it ain’t though
@@Yugga_Bubba He coulda' done a worse job-
@@BlameSnowy no, not really
@@Yugga_Bubbanah he could've done worse
This whole stream was wild. Not to mention Blake turned into a tomato multiple times, it's hilarious😂
Also, the best thing about this is that prof not only made the wild confessions even funnier with his comments but also gave serious advice for the sensitive confessions during the live stream. Thanks for the fun vid
The fact that the ad for this video is legit a religious one SENT ME 😭
I still can't get over the multiple grandma-related confessions...
19:30 THIS IS THE HARDEST IV'E LAUGHED IN SOO LONG 🤣🤣🤣
"I feel like no bed is safe from me now."
13:50 Anyone who messes with grandma, straight to hell
23:58 Father Lando seems pretty sus for knowing this information
"My son, I don't think you need to change, that's some good shit" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This got me😂
19:30 absolutely floored me.
Both scary and hilarious
10:48 in some countries like where i live, some toilets have warnings against flushing paper for concerns of clogging
Yea we don't flush toilet paper in Brazil either
Latin America represent 😔✊
You mean 3rd world poverty lmao
@@pheonixflamond6916many such cases
Father Lando's reaction to grandma being mentioned the second time just absolutely killed me 😂
Well done father for handling these confessions professionally and fairly.
Amen.
I work in the restaurant industry and see shitty toilet paper in the trash more times than I can count, I think the reason behind it are people (potentially mainly just older people) that grew up with not the best septic tanks and were taught to throw it away instead of flushing it to not cause extra problems with backups. I’ve come to that conclusion and I think it hold some merit.
Oh it's definitely normal. Here in Mexico our plumbing infrastructure sucks and people sometimes didn't have working toilets at all so we all collectively just normalized setting up a trash can to fill with toilet paper and that's that, it's absolutely bizarre when an American business opens up shop here and they DON'T put up trash cans in their bathrooms.
I use wipes on my butt cuz i dont think toilet paper gets all the poop. And i read that you shpuldnt trow wipes in the toilet even ones that claim to be flushable so i gotta put them in da trash. But one day hope to get a bidet so i dont have to use toilet paper or wipes
Just use water bruh it ain't that hard plus its much more clean for both parties specially for cases like the Mexico guy described
In the entirety of Latin America it's still like this
Have to do it at my house still and only my house. Septic tank ain't great where I live, even though the house is only 20 years old and I'm in the US.
I received an ad for a prayer app before this, that’s how you know this is official
Same
let’s all give a big thanks to profussy lando for welcoming us into the new year with this banger stream 🎉
"Only God can judge me!"
Lando: "Bullshit."
The confession at 20:00 is truly horrendous LOL
Only done one Catholic Confession IRL. That was a long time ago. This next priest isn't going to know what hit him.
Time for a second one
😭😭
“That’s the good shit” we need more priests like him
"Your sins dont count because widow has a hot ass"
-god, bible page 4
"My child, that is absolutely fucked" needs to be on a t-shirt with Father Lando.
I got recommended a prayer app when I opened this vid 🙏
same, probably needed
Idk why these type of confessional streams with this and Pope Wubby absolutely _send me_ but damn it's always so funny lol
What’s what I thought!
Sucks that they cut Lando screaming YOUR GAYY at the pillow dude it killed me during the stream
Our father has truly blessed us with this holy stream
Gaymen 🙏️🌈
I ruined the 69 likes, lol
@@Sh12pen🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Gaymen🙏🌈
Since my priest has left his congregation.
I'm happy i found Father Lando to give me the guidance i need.
this stream was so unhinged lol
Why is Father Lando so knowledgeable in certain things.... 😂
bro knew an awful lot about sissy hypno.... 🤨
8:27 I love that, in my opinion, he thought he'd hear a lot of perverse stuff, "Oh I like futas WAY too much", but he's getting REAL confessions, things people have bottled up inside for *years* and now has to truly try and navigate those emotions.
For a channel like this (unabashed goonery), this is some heavy stuff!
Lando, you're ridiculous, love your stuff. Your creativity is a breath of fresh air.
This is literally paymoneywubby’s confession stream just with an actual box
@@Yootlander which is pretty creative
4:46 “I need an update on my commission” I’ve watched like one or two videos on this channel and I wasn’t subscribed until THAT SENTENCE DROPPED. Instant subscribe holy shit I burst out laughing like you have no idea.
Oh theres a left to discover....
Father Lando looks on the verge of tears throughout the whole thing
This was one of the best streams I've ever seen
This stream was insane, imagine watching this live at 3AM
Just a little comment about 10:17, in some places you're not supposed to throw toilet paper in the toilet because it could cause issues.
Second (11:58), that's not me but I've done this in a family vacation in which I had to share a hotel bed with my grandma.
Yeah, please father Lando forgive the Brazilian plumbing systems by making us have to throw the paper in the thrash
@@pedraum_quejero Even American housing isn't safe... *cough cough*
Amen, brothers, sisters and pals. May father Lando forgive us.
Chat does reflect the streamer / UA-camr
Bless YOU, father for raising up these wretched souls and giving them another chance at the kingdom of heaven. Amen.
This needs to be a weekly thing
16:33 Is such a heavy sigh because at this point he KNOWS what he hears next could be decades of trauma being brought out for the first time.
It's great.
omg this video felt like a 4 am group voice call
i feel these should be done every Easter and Christmas
The Astolfo poster on Landos priest stand 😭😭
Please do this again Lando! Was such a laugh!
'forgive me father for I have been a naughty boy' FUCKING HELL HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Amazing service today father, look forward to your next one.
Some of these sounded like drama anime plots.
This guy gotta be my favorite gooner on the web fr
This was the funniest damn video I've watched in awhile. I was dying in the Laundromat listening to it, and praying nobody would ask why I was laughing.
Even the Pope has his very own confessor. Father Lando has some sins to confess as well! I’ll be waiting for that video to happen!
16:40 It's fine being a fake Discord girlfriend. But keep that persona for 3 YEARS??? At this point it's not because you want to revenge your friends, it's because you're enjoying it! In other words...Become a femboy my guy.
I had no idea who you were until this vid. Absolutely fucking hilarious. Never imagined a timeline of a priest vividly explaining sissy hypno to me lol
Subbed
As a Christian, I accept this as hilarious
10:13 in some places like Brazil (where i'm from) we can't throw toilet paper in the toilet and flush it, because it clogs the toilet
In Brazil we have trash cans on the bathroom because if we flush the toilet paper there's the chance that it will clog up the pipes
Yeah
It is this time of the year
A merry, so merry, night we hold dear
So many, so many regrets bring me to tears
Not many, not many, notice nor care
Oh, oh... my saviour
Oh, oh, why does a common fire hold so much power?
If only we could be forever naive and pure
If only we could lead painless futures
If only there could be a forgiving world
what an amazing stream
I remember playing juice galaxy with this on in the background just thinking “why are people so fucked up” then I remembered I was playing juice galaxy and that gave me time to reflect on myself
Is there a VOD this sounds incredible
“I don’t think you need a change. That’s some good shit.” was such a good line
3:20 bro was not ready for that
23:50 that’s a raw line fucking no lie
This vod was purged the second it finished 😂 I loved every second of the stream, gaymen 😇🙌
"Thats just life, sometimes you shit yourself." Spoken like a true philosopher
“Bless me father for I have sinned I have searched for marin Kitagwa hen- ´´´
I got an ad from a guy that started out by saying “top 3 ways to draw closer to God”
“I love you” “it’ll pass” best response
I came here for the humor but stayed for the actual legit insights, and kindness. Pretty awesome
ngl professor lando should be like the asian johnny sins, so someday he can introduce himself as the plumber, astronaut, professor, priest, foot ball coach, doctor, taxi driver lando,
This video was hilarious and the cherry on top is that I got a religious ad in the middle of watching
Scientology is a cult
LANDON GOING ON WITH THE GRANDMA UNDERWEAR BIT FOR SO LONG WHILE BLAKE IS LITERALLY GAGGING IN THE BACKGROUND
This stream was wild to watch live
This stream was so funny, I hope you do something like this again.
Exactly like on the first day of the month he would hold a confession stream
"Thats just life, sometimes you shit yorself" wise words
Thank you for VOD Father, because my sin was missing the stream
I NEED this vod
yall are so insanely funny wtf
Bible 2 lookin hella fresh
14:25 dam that AI bot compared to wife conversations def hit home.
BingAI conversations (history, science, philosophy, tech etc.) >>>
we have some horrible students here 💀
I'm not going to say which of those sins it was but one of them hit me HARD, i just want to say.... dw I'm the same as you, unknown sinner
Thank you Father Lando for filling the shoes of the late Father Wubby. Alleluia
i'm dying at chat saying 🌈GAYMEN 🙏 instead of amen
i'm sorry daddy lando, i've been a very naughty catperson 😔😔😔
😾😾😾
“I don’t plan on stopping… but what can I do-“
U stop. U just stop
"That's just life, sometimes you shit yourself."
Bro with the DnD characters needs to be Locked Away😂😂😂
13:00 I think I put a shit load of tnt under the whole base in case they become annoying af , then I pulled the lever on them
20:23 that's some high level stealth skills
for half the video i thought it was the same guy saying all his sins and i was terrfied
I'm 11 minutes in and I thought this was all being done on a discord call till I realised that this is a real confessional 💀...