I love how he goes on and on explaining it in full detail but then he ends it with "Yeas that's some sick shit man, I can't forgive you." like YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
@@tinypickle I only know that the stream lasted multiple hours and I only checked into it occasionally, and the confessions I saw were largely the ones that made it to the video
Blake came in and it wasnt explained he was reading chat's messages, so the whole time I thought it was just his own mountain of sins he was confessing
I mean, yes exhibition kink for sure, but also I mean he smelled his bro's pillow(that must be covered in his musk) while baiting. which is definitionally homosexual activity. so he could very well be bisexual(liking men and women) which is often overlooked. my source? I'm a raging homosexual myself 🙌🙌🏳⚧🏳⚧🏳🌈🏳🌈
This whole stream was wild. Not to mention Blake turned into a tomato multiple times, it's hilarious😂 Also, the best thing about this is that prof not only made the wild confessions even funnier with his comments but also gave serious advice for the sensitive confessions during the live stream. Thanks for the fun vid
I'm genuinely touched that the person who didn't go to their friend's funeral when they were children still thought about that to this day. They were a child, so they wouldn't know what empathy is, hence why they said no. Despite this, that moment stuck with them forever and they wanted to atone for leaving their friend to mourn alone. I hope they're both doing well now. Amen. 🙏 ❤
It’s the purpose of confession to commit penance, to want to admit that guilt and work towards absolution. Amongst the other buck-wild stories this one was genuinely wholesome
it was a mistake to have this stream open in the background as i did my work. my jaw was hitting the floor and my attention was devoted to Father Lando's wise words
Father Lando's reaction to grandma being mentioned the second time just absolutely killed me 😂 Well done father for handling these confessions professionally and fairly. Amen.
4:46 “I need an update on my commission” I’ve watched like one or two videos on this channel and I wasn’t subscribed until THAT SENTENCE DROPPED. Instant subscribe holy shit I burst out laughing like you have no idea.
I work in the restaurant industry and see shitty toilet paper in the trash more times than I can count, I think the reason behind it are people (potentially mainly just older people) that grew up with not the best septic tanks and were taught to throw it away instead of flushing it to not cause extra problems with backups. I’ve come to that conclusion and I think it hold some merit.
Oh it's definitely normal. Here in Mexico our plumbing infrastructure sucks and people sometimes didn't have working toilets at all so we all collectively just normalized setting up a trash can to fill with toilet paper and that's that, it's absolutely bizarre when an American business opens up shop here and they DON'T put up trash cans in their bathrooms.
I use wipes on my butt cuz i dont think toilet paper gets all the poop. And i read that you shpuldnt trow wipes in the toilet even ones that claim to be flushable so i gotta put them in da trash. But one day hope to get a bidet so i dont have to use toilet paper or wipes
8:27 I love that, in my opinion, he thought he'd hear a lot of perverse stuff, "Oh I like futas WAY too much", but he's getting REAL confessions, things people have bottled up inside for *years* and now has to truly try and navigate those emotions. For a channel like this (unabashed goonery), this is some heavy stuff!
16:33 Is such a heavy sigh because at this point he KNOWS what he hears next could be decades of trauma being brought out for the first time. It's great.
I had no idea who you were until this vid. Absolutely fucking hilarious. Never imagined a timeline of a priest vividly explaining sissy hypno to me lol Subbed
This was the funniest damn video I've watched in awhile. I was dying in the Laundromat listening to it, and praying nobody would ask why I was laughing.
16:40 It's fine being a fake Discord girlfriend. But keep that persona for 3 YEARS??? At this point it's not because you want to revenge your friends, it's because you're enjoying it! In other words...Become a femboy my guy.
ngl professor lando should be like the asian johnny sins, so someday he can introduce himself as the plumber, astronaut, professor, priest, foot ball coach, doctor, taxi driver lando,
This stream was insane, imagine watching this live at 3AM Just a little comment about 10:17, in some places you're not supposed to throw toilet paper in the toilet because it could cause issues. Second (11:58), that's not me but I've done this in a family vacation in which I had to share a hotel bed with my grandma.
“Bless me father for I have sinned… I’m into sissy hypno.”
God that absolutely killed me. I was not expecting that after the dramatic pause…
I thought it was the pokemon:p
Timestamp?
I read the comments before watching and even with the spoiler, it still got me when he said it 😂
@@AggronAaron 23:56
I love how he goes on and on explaining it in full detail but then he ends it with "Yeas that's some sick shit man, I can't forgive you." like YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
"You're in your own hell. I don't need to condemn you" goes so fucking hard the fuck?
Fr
That looks like a FAITH: The Unholy Trinity line from either John or Father Garcia.
I'm stealing this
timestamp?
@@dog_lover1232 its 18:06. You're welcome 😎
This stream was a fever dream...
Fever Stream.
A fever dream is an understatement
Is there full vod?
was there anything significant cut from the stream? sad the stream went down but this video was hilarious
@@tinypickle I only know that the stream lasted multiple hours and I only checked into it occasionally, and the confessions I saw were largely the ones that made it to the video
Blake came in and it wasnt explained he was reading chat's messages, so the whole time I thought it was just his own mountain of sins he was confessing
Same 😭
It was explained at the beginning
i thought people were actually going there and confessing T_T
I thought He was confessing the things Lando couldn't say
Lando misdiagnosing the exhibitionist guy as gay was pretty funny.
Man's just an equal opportunity pervert, he got hit with the gay accusations 😂
How so?
yeah , lol
I mean, yes exhibition kink for sure, but also I mean he smelled his bro's pillow(that must be covered in his musk) while baiting. which is definitionally homosexual activity. so he could very well be bisexual(liking men and women) which is often overlooked. my source? I'm a raging homosexual myself 🙌🙌🏳⚧🏳⚧🏳🌈🏳🌈
Timestamp?
imagine if a real priest said "my child... you're fccked" 😭
Wait, he isn't a priest? Why is he making this video then?
@@Anty_Prazaas a joke
There are a number of court cases that seem to indicate some do
NO this cant be!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @lolzonezzzz
you mean fucked? about to get censored aren't i...?
3:19 Hey, that's me! Thank you for forgiveness, Father Lando, all of these giant women were really weighing on my soul 🙏🙏🙏
bruh... not me chacking ur channel to find 3 giant women animaton videos 💀
So YOU made that animated Sana clip!
I had to check out your channel. You draw and animate so well! I hope I can get as good as you some day
Did you give him an update on his commision tho?
You don't need forgiveness my child, you're the one blessing us.
Imagine going to a priest, laying down your darkest secret and all other ones you had boiled up, just for them to say "My child.... That's fucked."
Happend to me once
Makes me think of that one scene in the Godfather
Thank you father for handling these .... difficult cases because the average church wouldn't know what to do LOL
He could've done a better job
confessionals are non biblical anyways. Catholics don’t know it ain’t though
@@Yugga_Bubba He coulda' done a worse job-
@@BlameSnowy no, not really
@@Yugga_Bubbanah he could've done worse
The fact that the ad for this video is legit a religious one SENT ME 😭
This whole stream was wild. Not to mention Blake turned into a tomato multiple times, it's hilarious😂
Also, the best thing about this is that prof not only made the wild confessions even funnier with his comments but also gave serious advice for the sensitive confessions during the live stream. Thanks for the fun vid
I'm genuinely touched that the person who didn't go to their friend's funeral when they were children still thought about that to this day.
They were a child, so they wouldn't know what empathy is, hence why they said no. Despite this, that moment stuck with them forever and they wanted to atone for leaving their friend to mourn alone. I hope they're both doing well now.
Amen. 🙏 ❤
It’s the purpose of confession to commit penance, to want to admit that guilt and work towards absolution. Amongst the other buck-wild stories this one was genuinely wholesome
it was a mistake to have this stream open in the background as i did my work.
my jaw was hitting the floor and my attention was devoted to Father Lando's wise words
Anytime someone says , “to make this short and simple” it ain’t
To make this short and simple:
True
6:33 he had to call the superior 'cause he couldn't do it on his own.
he had to bring the man
I still can't get over the multiple grandma-related confessions...
12:36 "your one of those" tells you everything you need to know, we've all been through that pain
you’re*
"My son, I don't think you need to change, that's some good shit" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This got me😂
Father Lando's reaction to grandma being mentioned the second time just absolutely killed me 😂
Well done father for handling these confessions professionally and fairly.
Amen.
19:30 THIS IS THE HARDEST IV'E LAUGHED IN SOO LONG 🤣🤣🤣
"I feel like no bed is safe from me now."
I received an ad for a prayer app before this, that’s how you know this is official
Same
The confession at 20:00 is truly horrendous LOL
13:50 Anyone who messes with grandma, straight to hell
23:58 Father Lando seems pretty sus for knowing this information
"Only God can judge me!"
Lando: "Bullshit."
this stream was so unhinged lol
10:48 in some countries like where i live, some toilets have warnings against flushing paper for concerns of clogging
Yea we don't flush toilet paper in Brazil either
Latin America represent 😔✊
You mean 3rd world poverty lmao
@@pheonixflamond6916many such cases
let’s all give a big thanks to profussy lando for welcoming us into the new year with this banger stream 🎉
19:30 absolutely floored me.
Both scary and hilarious
4:46 “I need an update on my commission” I’ve watched like one or two videos on this channel and I wasn’t subscribed until THAT SENTENCE DROPPED. Instant subscribe holy shit I burst out laughing like you have no idea.
Oh theres a left to discover....
Idk why these type of confessional streams with this and Pope Wubby absolutely _send me_ but damn it's always so funny lol
What’s what I thought!
“That’s the good shit” we need more priests like him
"Your sins dont count because widow has a hot ass"
-god, bible page 4
I work in the restaurant industry and see shitty toilet paper in the trash more times than I can count, I think the reason behind it are people (potentially mainly just older people) that grew up with not the best septic tanks and were taught to throw it away instead of flushing it to not cause extra problems with backups. I’ve come to that conclusion and I think it hold some merit.
Oh it's definitely normal. Here in Mexico our plumbing infrastructure sucks and people sometimes didn't have working toilets at all so we all collectively just normalized setting up a trash can to fill with toilet paper and that's that, it's absolutely bizarre when an American business opens up shop here and they DON'T put up trash cans in their bathrooms.
I use wipes on my butt cuz i dont think toilet paper gets all the poop. And i read that you shpuldnt trow wipes in the toilet even ones that claim to be flushable so i gotta put them in da trash. But one day hope to get a bidet so i dont have to use toilet paper or wipes
Just use water bruh it ain't that hard plus its much more clean for both parties specially for cases like the Mexico guy described
In the entirety of Latin America it's still like this
Have to do it at my house still and only my house. Septic tank ain't great where I live, even though the house is only 20 years old and I'm in the US.
Only done one Catholic Confession IRL. That was a long time ago. This next priest isn't going to know what hit him.
Time for a second one
😭😭
Why is Father Lando so knowledgeable in certain things.... 😂
bro knew an awful lot about sissy hypno.... 🤨
"My child, that is absolutely fucked" needs to be on a t-shirt with Father Lando.
Since my priest has left his congregation.
I'm happy i found Father Lando to give me the guidance i need.
omg this video felt like a 4 am group voice call
I got recommended a prayer app when I opened this vid 🙏
same, probably needed
Lando, you're ridiculous, love your stuff. Your creativity is a breath of fresh air.
This is literally paymoneywubby’s confession stream just with an actual box
@@Yootlander which is pretty creative
Sucks that they cut Lando screaming YOUR GAYY at the pillow dude it killed me during the stream
Father Lando looks on the verge of tears throughout the whole thing
8:27 I love that, in my opinion, he thought he'd hear a lot of perverse stuff, "Oh I like futas WAY too much", but he's getting REAL confessions, things people have bottled up inside for *years* and now has to truly try and navigate those emotions.
For a channel like this (unabashed goonery), this is some heavy stuff!
Amen, brothers, sisters and pals. May father Lando forgive us.
16:33 Is such a heavy sigh because at this point he KNOWS what he hears next could be decades of trauma being brought out for the first time.
It's great.
Our father has truly blessed us with this holy stream
Gaymen 🙏️🌈
I ruined the 69 likes, lol
@@Sh12pen🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Gaymen🙏🌈
This was one of the best streams I've ever seen
I had no idea who you were until this vid. Absolutely fucking hilarious. Never imagined a timeline of a priest vividly explaining sissy hypno to me lol
Subbed
My dad might be thinking I'm watching some hearing from a priest
Amazing service today father, look forward to your next one.
Bless YOU, father for raising up these wretched souls and giving them another chance at the kingdom of heaven. Amen.
This was the funniest damn video I've watched in awhile. I was dying in the Laundromat listening to it, and praying nobody would ask why I was laughing.
The Astolfo poster on Landos priest stand 😭😭
Please do this again Lando! Was such a laugh!
i feel these should be done every Easter and Christmas
'forgive me father for I have been a naughty boy' FUCKING HELL HAHAHHAHAHAHA
This needs to be a weekly thing
This guy gotta be my favorite gooner on the web fr
Chat does reflect the streamer / UA-camr
This vod was purged the second it finished 😂 I loved every second of the stream, gaymen 😇🙌
16:40 It's fine being a fake Discord girlfriend. But keep that persona for 3 YEARS??? At this point it's not because you want to revenge your friends, it's because you're enjoying it! In other words...Become a femboy my guy.
yall are so insanely funny wtf
what an amazing stream
“I love you” “it’ll pass” best response
“I don’t think you need a change. That’s some good shit.” was such a good line
we have some horrible students here 💀
As a Christian, I accept this as hilarious
Even the Pope has his very own confessor. Father Lando has some sins to confess as well! I’ll be waiting for that video to happen!
i'm sorry daddy lando, i've been a very naughty catperson 😔😔😔
😾😾😾
LANDON GOING ON WITH THE GRANDMA UNDERWEAR BIT FOR SO LONG WHILE BLAKE IS LITERALLY GAGGING IN THE BACKGROUND
ngl professor lando should be like the asian johnny sins, so someday he can introduce himself as the plumber, astronaut, professor, priest, foot ball coach, doctor, taxi driver lando,
I got an ad from a guy that started out by saying “top 3 ways to draw closer to God”
Some of these sounded like drama anime plots.
In Brazil we have trash cans on the bathroom because if we flush the toilet paper there's the chance that it will clog up the pipes
Yeah
Thank you for VOD Father, because my sin was missing the stream
“I don’t plan on stopping… but what can I do-“
U stop. U just stop
"Thats just life, sometimes you shit yourself." Spoken like a true philosopher
Had to stop eating midway cause this had me laughing so hard! This was so fun to watch 😂
I came here for the humor but stayed for the actual legit insights, and kindness. Pretty awesome
Is there a VOD this sounds incredible
I'm 11 minutes in and I thought this was all being done on a discord call till I realised that this is a real confessional 💀...
"You know what they say, all dogs go to heaven...but not you my friend." had me dying
This stream was insane, imagine watching this live at 3AM
Just a little comment about 10:17, in some places you're not supposed to throw toilet paper in the toilet because it could cause issues.
Second (11:58), that's not me but I've done this in a family vacation in which I had to share a hotel bed with my grandma.
Yeah, please father Lando forgive the Brazilian plumbing systems by making us have to throw the paper in the thrash
@@pedraum_quejero Even American housing isn't safe... *cough cough*
This stream was so funny, I hope you do something like this again.
Exactly like on the first day of the month he would hold a confession stream
This video was hilarious and the cherry on top is that I got a religious ad in the middle of watching
Scientology is a cult
Bro with the DnD characters needs to be Locked Away😂😂😂
This stream was wild to watch live
3:20 bro was not ready for that
23:50 that’s a raw line fucking no lie
10:13 in some places like Brazil (where i'm from) we can't throw toilet paper in the toilet and flush it, because it clogs the toilet
for half the video i thought it was the same guy saying all his sins and i was terrfied
blake turning red trying not to laugh throughout killed me
Thank you Father Lando for filling the shoes of the late Father Wubby. Alleluia
Thank you father. Very blessed Amen
I have to watch the VOD for this lmao
Where can I find this
Blessed stream 🙏🙏🙏😌😌😌
"I need an update on my commission" 😂😂
This was a crazy stream
“Bless me father for I have sinned I have searched for marin Kitagwa hen- ´´´
"My son, I don't think you need to change, that's some good shit." lmao
I loved being a part of this stream