Admiral Benson All Scenes from Hot Shots 1 and 2

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  • Опубліковано 22 чер 2015
  • A small tribute to Lloyd Bridges and one of the most comical characters in movie history...Admiral Thomas Benson :) Enjoy and share it.
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  • @MurphyOCP-001
    @MurphyOCP-001 4 роки тому +521

    "Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life"
    Pure gold

    • @mikeway2223
      @mikeway2223 4 роки тому +3

      Eddie T the best!!!!

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 5 місяців тому +6

      Flew 95 missions, was shot down every single time

    • @_mytube_
      @_mytube_ 10 днів тому

      I flew over 194 missions and was shot down every time.

  • @SteveL11
    @SteveL11 4 роки тому +777

    All jokes aside, you got to respect the man, he had been to almost every single war ever recorded in history.

    • @M139NG
      @M139NG 3 роки тому +81

      Got wounded in all of them as well. Even the one's we wasn't in:)

    • @ThatDangerousWolf
      @ThatDangerousWolf 3 роки тому +34

      @@M139NG Like the one with the Indians 😂

    • @matthewcastleton2263
      @matthewcastleton2263 Рік тому +27

      You the risked the lives of some damn fine pilots. That’s MY JOB!!!!

    • @trash8280
      @trash8280 Рік тому +28

      Shot down in 194 missions and never landed a plane. Lmao lmao

    • @solid_fire9388
      @solid_fire9388 Рік тому +3

      @@trash8280 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ye

  • @Pashb33
    @Pashb33 Рік тому +117

    "He'll try to prove you're incompetent." "I can prove that as well as he can"

  • @camschuster5947
    @camschuster5947 10 місяців тому +92

    “First Lady…Hell I dunno I’ve had a lotta women!”
    Kills me. 😂

    • @sandeepr2087
      @sandeepr2087 3 місяці тому +3

      This joke suits Bill Clinton.

    • @billarmstrong6540
      @billarmstrong6540 Місяць тому +2

      Trump's exact words!😂

    • @tomace7924
      @tomace7924 24 дні тому

      @@sandeepr2087Define the word, “is”??

  • @adizmal
    @adizmal 7 років тому +800

    Every single fucking thing the Admiral says fucking slays me. I can't handle how awesome his comedic delivery and slapstick is, 10/10.

    • @pabloschaffner9419
      @pabloschaffner9419 3 роки тому +16

      Yep. Damn hilarious! Lloyd Bridges was brilliant!

    • @JamesEvans2023
      @JamesEvans2023 3 роки тому +6

      If you have to pick Lloyd Bridges or Leslie Nelson who are you going with? I think they are both so good.

    • @pabloschaffner9419
      @pabloschaffner9419 3 роки тому +5

      @@JamesEvans2023 Yep, both outstanding! Perhaps they could have teamed up at some point :)

    • @ThatDangerousWolf
      @ThatDangerousWolf 3 роки тому +5

      @@pabloschaffner9419 They were both in Airplane, but it would have been awesome for them to have a dead pan contest 😂

    • @ber0ckago562
      @ber0ckago562 3 роки тому +5

      I dont have a clue what your talikng about not a fucking clue

  • @fruitcake4t
    @fruitcake4t 6 років тому +1989

    Lloyd Bridges and Leslie Neilsen two of the best dead pan comedy actors ever

    • @jockejocke1
      @jockejocke1 6 років тому +26

      I was just thinking the same thing, along with William Shatner and George Gaynes.

    • @ZonenPrime
      @ZonenPrime 5 років тому +14

      One wasn't trying to be funny and the other did it anyway

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 5 років тому +40

      we will settle this the old navy way. the first to die loses!

    • @dogdaybreak3157
      @dogdaybreak3157 5 років тому +5

      On the nose! So true.

    • @JamesBond-fg6bt
      @JamesBond-fg6bt 5 років тому +14

      Charlie Sheen too, he's excellent

  • @corabain
    @corabain 2 роки тому +108

    "president Benson"
    "no your not. Seen him on television, hes an older man, about my height."

  • @elmz808
    @elmz808 3 роки тому +248

    “Don’t tell me, there were two crabs. They work in pairs.” This always made me laugh harder than I should’ve for some reason lol.

    • @arahok7675
      @arahok7675 Рік тому +6

      i still use this joke even today lol

    • @markusokellius
      @markusokellius Рік тому +10

      He went to Annapolis, for Christ's sake

    • @MrMr-ws3tv
      @MrMr-ws3tv Рік тому +3

      Biden fell over and I instantly thought of that scene.

    • @Jllyrol311
      @Jllyrol311 11 місяців тому +3

      It may be the funniest line I’ve ever heard.

  • @GCNavigator
    @GCNavigator 4 роки тому +640

    The best Admiral and President the US never had.

    • @PelczarTomasz
      @PelczarTomasz 4 роки тому +5

      I agree, real McArthur...

    • @danielt.8573
      @danielt.8573 4 роки тому +8

      "The simple solution."

    • @VambeefcoHorzey
      @VambeefcoHorzey 4 роки тому +6

      @Brandi lord He's a shithead, but not as big a shithead as Trump.

    • @veronicamars9515
      @veronicamars9515 3 роки тому +2

      @Brandi lord How much pot or crack do you need to have smoked, to not see the similarities between Benson and Trump - except Trump is real and a Republican. But, well you know reps do fairly low on the IQ scale.

    • @johnnywilliams6217
      @johnnywilliams6217 3 роки тому +50

      Reminds me of Biden

  • @majerstud
    @majerstud 3 роки тому +101

    "I don't have a clue what you're talking about- not a fucking clue....you just do what you do". I can't tell you how many times I worked this into a briefing in my military career.

    • @1gerger1
      @1gerger1 3 місяці тому +4

      the swearing part, makes me laugh sooo much, you dont expect it,,,,ll

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 Місяць тому +1

      I can't tell you how many times it would have been the honest answer to a subordinate from an officer.

    • @majerstud
      @majerstud Місяць тому +1

      @@disbeafakename167 Exactly! And truthfully, it's a very honest answer that places a lot of trust in that subordinate!

    • @captaincanaveral
      @captaincanaveral 8 днів тому

      Flight Attendant here, I do the same, but with Airplane!

  • @realeala
    @realeala 2 роки тому +43

    Lloyd bridges should have been nominated for an Oscar for this role

  • @syxx7wun
    @syxx7wun 4 роки тому +103

    The part where he starts yelling at the painting thinking it's a window.... Dead.

  • @gin2401ytb
    @gin2401ytb 7 років тому +495

    ".... Come to think of it, i've never landed a plane in my life."

    • @josephhickman4528
      @josephhickman4528 6 років тому +4

      gin ver a navy pilot too,who needed fucking kamakzies to look out for fucks sake😂

    • @janningschrotter323
      @janningschrotter323 5 років тому +5

      Best is 8:29 true words

    • @GisherJohn24
      @GisherJohn24 5 років тому +23

      I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a f***ing clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.

    • @captaingrizzly9511
      @captaingrizzly9511 4 роки тому +9

      I flew 194 missions, shot down every one of them

    • @khakilassie6226
      @khakilassie6226 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

  • @l.j.garcia1042
    @l.j.garcia1042 7 років тому +567

    When he's talking to the painting shouting Roy... Roy! Kills me everytime. Lmao

    • @Boogyman4050
      @Boogyman4050 7 років тому +28

      I heat that LJ. Yelling at the painting, as if it's a window looking outside. He says to his men. "I flew 194 missions and was shot down every one of them. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life." He is truly amazing how he sells his style of comedy and you laugh your ass off. Comedic actors like Lloyd Bridges have nearly all died out or are washed up. Comedy today is more crude humor and sex jokes. The only thing that never seems to die is fart jokes. Lloyd was a rare talent. His genius work will last on the Internet for ages and ages.

    • @HBKshowstopper
      @HBKshowstopper 5 років тому +3

      F***in hysterical!
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cutthroatnz
      @cutthroatnz 5 років тому +9

      Best scene in any movie ever

    • @andreashipp4676
      @andreashipp4676 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @user0307
      @user0307 4 роки тому +21

      Been ignoring me the whole day..🤣🤣🤣

  • @douglaslally156
    @douglaslally156 3 роки тому +59

    The soldiers doing the Rockettes kick line behind Benson is absolutely hilarious.

    • @tomshea8382
      @tomshea8382 Місяць тому

      May be the best gag in the whole movie.

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 4 роки тому +83

    Lloyd Bridges is the only man that can bring me to tears from laughter and gasping for air.This movie is my all time favorite parody. Every line is delivered at the exact moment to get you laughing.
    I'm only 28 and I'm gonna sound like an old geezer, but damn it... they don't make comedies like they used to... Hot Shots and Airplane! are unlike any other!

    • @dragonrabbit7410
      @dragonrabbit7410 8 місяців тому +1

      💯

    • @OverIoad7
      @OverIoad7 6 місяців тому +1

      I’m 22 and my dad showed me this when I was 17. Funniest movie to date it was amazing

    • @ColdSoldier02
      @ColdSoldier02 24 дні тому

      Im 32, im right there with you! 😊

    • @itzakpoelzig330
      @itzakpoelzig330 11 днів тому

      I hope you've seen Top Secret and the Naked Gun trilogy?

    • @Megadriver
      @Megadriver 11 днів тому

      @@itzakpoelzig330
      Oh yeah, Leslie Nielsen is a legend.
      But Lloyd Bridges is just funnier to me.

  • @brentmccauley2536
    @brentmccauley2536 7 років тому +959

    You missed my favorite line, "Alright Saddam, we'll do this the old Navy way. The first guy to die loses!"

  • @livoneproductions
    @livoneproductions 5 років тому +326

    Whoever wrote the script for just Admiral Benson scenes needs to be knighted, I swear He alone makes the film. they don't make films like this no more, Such a shame, But im so glad to be alive to have so many good memories of watching this film, RIP Lloyd Bridge, Thank you for the countless laughs and tears you brought me, Its 2018 and Im still in stitches from watching this.

    • @rextransformation7418
      @rextransformation7418 4 роки тому +7

      Needs to be knighted!!! 😂😂😂😂 😂👍

    • @O-.-O
      @O-.-O 3 роки тому +4

      They don't need make films like this, the tweeting president is a joke all by himself xD

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 3 роки тому +1

      "seems like only yesterday i was strafing so many of your homes" is one of the most brutally hilarious lines said in front of a room full of Asian people

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 2 роки тому +4

      @@O-.-O God I miss Trump. The current one seems hellbent on destroying the entire planet.

  • @PinataFreaks
    @PinataFreaks Рік тому +36

    The fact that this is Jeff Bridges' dad is kind of mind-blowing to me.

    • @KSlice-yy9ro
      @KSlice-yy9ro Місяць тому +2

      Lloyd also had a son named Beau, whose young brother is Jeff Bridges.

    • @investbo
      @investbo 11 днів тому

      Yep, Beau Bridges too. Hell of an acting family.

  • @NikoBellic04
    @NikoBellic04 2 роки тому +34

    "Admiral Benson."
    "Really, that's my name to!"

  • @andyshahan7982
    @andyshahan7982 8 років тому +467

    13:37
    Topper: "President Benson."
    President: "No you're not, I've seen him on television. He's an older man, about my height."

    • @boardgamebrawl
      @boardgamebrawl 7 років тому +18

      That's my favorite running gag.

    • @saksitbunsai7657
      @saksitbunsai7657 7 років тому +1

      555+ yeah

    • @DataSerpent
      @DataSerpent 6 років тому +14

      Admiral Benson" Secretary may you please read that paragraph to me? "
      Secretary "And if you ever lay your god damn hands on my wife again ill."
      XD

    • @colston5
      @colston5 6 років тому +7

      That's Minnesota sir

    • @3cool2beans15
      @3cool2beans15 6 років тому +6

      "Pudding?" splat!!!

  • @brandonhill2183
    @brandonhill2183 4 роки тому +297

    I think if Bridges and Nielsen ever had a full scene together in a movie like this the space time continuum would shatter.

    • @brandonhill2183
      @brandonhill2183 4 роки тому +9

      @Jerrol Hale I know they were. I mean a full scene together, in the same scene

    • @tomburton6101
      @tomburton6101 3 роки тому +7

      Yup. Don't cross the streams

    • @tomburton6101
      @tomburton6101 3 роки тому +2

      @Jerrol Hale indeed they did :-)

    • @trash8280
      @trash8280 Рік тому +2

      I think they were in airplane together or Lloyd was in the 2nd movie. I can't remember it's been so damn long since I have seen them.

    • @MrD0911
      @MrD0911 Рік тому +1

      Airplane

  • @bchnts
    @bchnts Рік тому +50

    His comedic delivery slays…. I consider him a comic genius I wish I could have enjoyed him in more parodies

  • @unbearifiedbear1885
    @unbearifiedbear1885 3 роки тому +48

    _"...it seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes..."_ 😂😂😂
    Bridges was utterly on point in these films.. the deadpan delivery and the physicality of it all.. a master
    Thanks for the upload ❤🇬🇧

  • @sizzla123
    @sizzla123 9 років тому +605

    Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.

    • @justinjha
      @justinjha 5 років тому +45

      not my tongue. little commie kid lopped it off in Laos.

    • @GisherJohn24
      @GisherJohn24 4 роки тому +18

      wake me up at oh....530.

    • @drahunter213
      @drahunter213 4 роки тому +12

      Looks like the upper hand..is on the other foot!

    • @iknowyourerightbut6246
      @iknowyourerightbut6246 4 роки тому

      Max William Lauf that's going to be the best soup ever had

    • @miketoothacker8124
      @miketoothacker8124 4 роки тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHABABAABABHAHAH

  • @albertlabriola36
    @albertlabriola36 6 років тому +301

    "Sir, the enemy is over there."
    "Then we'll FLY THEM OVER HERE. they can bring their relatives, we'll teach them to ice skate."

    • @DavidSmith-iz8fw
      @DavidSmith-iz8fw 4 роки тому +5

      Hahaha

    • @lordnecrotis5517
      @lordnecrotis5517 4 роки тому +15

      Jason It’s exactly what Obama did. Look at Minnesota.

    • @Slurken
      @Slurken 4 роки тому +15

      Swedish immigration policy in a nutshell

    • @Schwa857
      @Schwa857 4 роки тому +5

      That my favorite part with him. Always quoting that to my buddy.
      Also love when he thinks his wife is a spy lol. Lloyd bridges and Leslie Nielsen. They knew how to pull it off 😥

    • @WreckingWood
      @WreckingWood 3 роки тому +5

      "Do I have to think of everything?"

  • @Vara91391
    @Vara91391 4 роки тому +24

    I laughed more in these 18 mins than I did in the last 20 years in all movies.

  • @legendarycheekymonkey
    @legendarycheekymonkey 2 роки тому +85

    "How are you Sir?"
    "Hawaii? I'm in Hawaii, God damn it Bill I'm supposed to be in California."
    From childhood to this day this remains my favourite comedy character of all time. The delivery of every single word is perfection. Comedy of the likes of which has never been matched. I've quoted many of his lines for years, sometimes without even realising. Like when someone asks me if I'm alright I ask "Why, what have you heard?" and if I slip or trip I'll say I slipped on a crab, then if they say there wasn't a crab I'll follow up with "there were 2 crabs, they work in pairs." Hardly ever gets laugh when I do it.
    I love how he calls Block a different name every time.
    "President Benson."
    "No you're not. I've seen him on television, he's an older man about my height."
    Honestly these two movies have given me so much joy over the years. I don't even need to watch them anymore, I've seen them so many times I can pretty much recall the entire script for both.
    "Roy! ROY! huh, I even went to school with that man."

    • @Michaelcrackhorn
      @Michaelcrackhorn Рік тому +3

      I thought I was the only one who noticed he called him a different name every time!

    • @Nghilifa
      @Nghilifa Рік тому +7

      "Admiral Benson!"
      "Oh really, that's my name too!"
      🤣

    • @Mors_Inimicis
      @Mors_Inimicis Рік тому +2

      You simply could not get someone in The White House like him………oh wait.

    • @johnmurray9526
      @johnmurray9526 Рік тому +1

      Its every thing he does and everything he says.
      When he throws up in that bag and says i don't remember eating that 😂 then fishes his teeth out etc.
      Doesn't matter how many times I watch these films. Hilarious every time. Timeless

  • @Laotzu.Goldbug
    @Laotzu.Goldbug 5 років тому +258

    "... your secondary targets, an accordion factory and a mime school..."
    That's it. I'm dead.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 4 роки тому +12

      Obergruppenführer John Smith They should be secondary targets in EVERY mission!

    • @user-xq1er2dt6d
      @user-xq1er2dt6d 4 роки тому +12

      You put to risk lives of some god damn good pilots... And that 's my job! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paveantelic7876
      @paveantelic7876 3 роки тому +7

      quite possibly the best joke ever

    • @brianbaker2884
      @brianbaker2884 3 роки тому +2

      Topper looks down at his notes like “right...good idea”

    • @alkaholic4848
      @alkaholic4848 2 роки тому +1

      I feel like I should do, but I don't get it 8-|

  • @11DNA11
    @11DNA11 4 роки тому +104

    "Cookie?"
    "No thanks"
    "Young lady?"
    "No thank you"
    "No no, i was just offering him a young lady" :D

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 3 роки тому +2

      Did President Benson ride on Epstein's plane?
      👀

    • @11DNA11
      @11DNA11 3 роки тому +4

      @@Menaceblue3
      Nah, but Clinton did :)

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 3 роки тому +11

    President Benson: Looks like we’ve got our saboteur!
    That’s your wife, sir!
    Benson: Find out what she knows!

  • @agp11001
    @agp11001 2 роки тому +24

    "It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?"
    "Duck, sir"
    *headbutts desk*
    When I saw that for the first time, I almost choked.

  • @neil2905
    @neil2905 7 років тому +114

    my favourite;
    "of course I'm alright. why......what have you heard."
    lmao.

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 7 років тому +389

    3:30
    "Jumping Jesus they're back!"
    This kills me every time!!

  • @robertr2731
    @robertr2731 2 роки тому +12

    1:50 "Of course I'm alright. Why what have you heard?"

  • @THEDEAN20061
    @THEDEAN20061 2 роки тому +12

    The cap churned in the rotator blades from the helicopter gets me 😂😂😂 then “my baby my baby” screaming!!😂

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain 4 роки тому +51

    Bridges stole the show totally in this movie. He was outstanding.

  • @jaimebanuelos4435
    @jaimebanuelos4435 7 років тому +207

    When he puts the earplugs in his mouth and swallows them with water. 😂😂

    • @TheMacCloud
      @TheMacCloud Рік тому +5

      "we have these to hold back the sound sir..."
      "lets hope they do the trick!"
      😂

  • @robertbisbal6252
    @robertbisbal6252 6 місяців тому +10

    The funeral gunfight scene STILL has me cracking up 😂😂😂😂

  • @Deep_the_honey
    @Deep_the_honey Рік тому +6

    „Pudding?“, „No, thank you, Sir!“ 😂😂😂😂

  • @joermundgand
    @joermundgand 5 років тому +82

    You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots, that's my job.

    • @HSMiyamoto
      @HSMiyamoto 4 роки тому +3

      This is my favorite line in the movie, because it is both parody and satire. I'm sure a lot of real servicemembers have joked that this is how their commander thinks.

  • @EbonyPope
    @EbonyPope 5 років тому +137

    Leslie Nielsen and Lloyd Bridges perfected the principle of delivering their lines completely straight and in a serious manner which made the contrast to the comedic content even bigger and would make even silly jokes hilarious. I can't think of anyone whose delivery of lines comes close. Sad but true.

    • @tomburton6101
      @tomburton6101 3 роки тому +10

      Leslie in particular. His dead pan is unparalleled in my opinion. Perfection

    • @jerryleroy9187
      @jerryleroy9187 7 місяців тому +1

      Peter Sellers!

  • @generalkrang7138
    @generalkrang7138 Рік тому +8

    life imitating art...

  • @polarfishdotcom
    @polarfishdotcom 2 роки тому +20

    For those who don't know, Lloyd Bridges is the father of Jeff "The Big Lebowski" Bridges 🙂 legendary family!

    • @Nick-ty9us
      @Nick-ty9us 7 місяців тому

      That is true

    • @Nick-ty9us
      @Nick-ty9us 5 місяців тому

      I wonder how Jeff felt seeing his dad doing slapstick and saying dad what are you doing

  • @Guigley
    @Guigley 8 років тому +79

    One of the funniest movie characters I've ever seen. Bridges completely hit it out of the park.

  • @sotheysayfan15
    @sotheysayfan15 7 років тому +215

    "if Edwards gets wind of this he'll use it against you in the campaign, he'll try to prove that you're incompetent"
    "I can prove that as well as he can"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @ThatDangerousWolf
      @ThatDangerousWolf 3 роки тому +2

      Yep I remember my drink coming right back out of my mouth. What a perfect line just one of those classics.

  • @Nyonben
    @Nyonben Рік тому +6

    "Those bluffs look treacherous." My favorite line from any movie, ever.

  • @xfremenx
    @xfremenx 2 роки тому +6

    When he screams Roy at the paint i Lost my mind. Pure genius.

  • @captain_hat6247
    @captain_hat6247 5 років тому +55

    15:20
    *SMACK*
    Bob: "Oh Jesus...Oh God..."
    Benson: "No time for prayer, Bob."

    • @peterdavies2960
      @peterdavies2960 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 poor President Benson…☹️

  • @Trumpetjoe40
    @Trumpetjoe40 7 років тому +40

    Christ this is some of the funniest shit ever. When he said his tongue was a basset hound's and then started lapping the water, I almost lost my shit.

  • @lelxrv
    @lelxrv 9 місяців тому +4

    So ahead of it's time.

  • @FuryanJedi13
    @FuryanJedi13 2 роки тому +10

    0:25 Hats off to the band - they kept playing and didn't even miss a note.

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 7 років тому +86

    I really goddamn miss Lloyd Bridges

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 7 років тому +259

    Admiral Benson was a cyborg. Most of his body, was made of synthetics, metal, plastic and wire.

  • @GymJammer15
    @GymJammer15 Рік тому +11

    OMG!!! Prophetic!!! Wow!! From 1991 😂😮

    • @MrMr-ws3tv
      @MrMr-ws3tv Рік тому

      Mate I'm losing it. He was funny already but 9:59 really came to reality.

  • @Tristan.Suba.44
    @Tristan.Suba.44 2 роки тому +6

    The patience and self-control of Lieutenant Commander James Block do impress me. Poor Admiral Benson !!! He’s so off on another planet 😂😂😂

  • @ericmcclain1869
    @ericmcclain1869 8 років тому +107

    "Our rescue mission was under way, but 2 things kept running through my mind; would we get to the men in time and why did i bring helium instead of air?" LMAO

    • @kunhadipatikusumanegara6798
      @kunhadipatikusumanegara6798 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahahaha.. This is really make my day..

    • @Ascentrecord
      @Ascentrecord 3 роки тому +5

      We could hear a gunfire from a compound. From out of nowhere a patrol boat appeared overhead. How would we get past the soldiers on that boat. Then suddenly..! It happened!! :D

  • @hdaviator9181
    @hdaviator9181 8 років тому +97

    "Bazooka round at little big horn." Jesus, I'm dying here.

    • @ryanrazo
      @ryanrazo 5 років тому +12

      HDaviator "...or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians." 🤣

    • @timothyegoroff8333
      @timothyegoroff8333 5 років тому +2

      i was a traveler just like you, until i took a bazooka round to the face.

  • @seniadkrupic5099
    @seniadkrupic5099 8 місяців тому +6

    The fact that he keeps calling the same guy by different names EVERY time has me in stiches 🤣 The met- Ryan I'm glad you're here. The goodbye - run along now Blake 🤣

  • @potorrero
    @potorrero 9 місяців тому +5

    "My lips to yours"... That phrase stuck with me for over 20 years 😂

  • @Lava91point0
    @Lava91point0 7 років тому +610

    They don't make spoofs like this anymore, they've tried and failed. Mostly due to lack of imagination and lines they're afraid to cross. Same with horrors now too

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 років тому +46

      KingStarr It's because modern writers are too soft and studio's also hire softer directors who don't tell actors to play it straight instead of playing it for laughs. It's the difference between Airplane Leslie Nielsen and Dracula dead and loving it Leslie Nielsen

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 5 років тому +30

      I think it's because there are very few actors who can act perfectly straight when delivering punch lines. It's the contrast of that straight delivery and the absurd content that makes it all the more hilarious. Leslie Nielsen and Lloyd Bridges perfected it and I can't think of anyone whose delivery of lines comes close. Sad but true.

    • @paradoxdea
      @paradoxdea 5 років тому +11

      They can always make a parody of Trump's administration...oh wait: it already is a parody...lmao!

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 5 років тому +10

      That's because the audience is apparently receptive enough when you throw in minimal effort cultural references more than taking the time crafting smarter comedic jokes.

    • @algallego
      @algallego 5 років тому +2

      @@EbonyPope It's called Deadpan acting.

  • @yuppiehi
    @yuppiehi 7 років тому +86

    "Every time I give an order, things get screwed up! Plan a reception, they bring you all hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, and the next thing you know it he leaves the country. Now this!"

  • @mentlinc
    @mentlinc 4 роки тому +14

    That "Pudding?" part kills me everytime

  • @ryanmcfarland5060
    @ryanmcfarland5060 Рік тому +5

    these scenes NEVER GET OLD!
    both movies are 30 years old and still LMAO like it’s first time I watched as a kid…love Japan PM’s reaction to his dentures in wine then he embraces his wife like he’s seriously scared lol then Benson walks around like nothing happened hahaha

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 4 роки тому +38

    I often find myself rewatching this when I need to laugh. Thank you Lloyd Bridges. You certainly left your mark on this world

  • @Slaxok
    @Slaxok 6 років тому +40

    "Have they no respect for the dead???!!" - Tug Benson The combination of his absolute distancing of his character from reality is what makes me laugh repeatedly at the same jokes each time I see them. He is simply perfect in his delivery of word, movement and facial expression. Thank you for this video!!

  • @Highland_Moo
    @Highland_Moo 8 місяців тому +4

    I’ve watched both films a heap of times and the “ah, thank you Yoko” makes me giggle like a wee girl every time!

  • @adamjones2025
    @adamjones2025 3 роки тому +7

    The 302 dislikes are people who don't get old comedy.

    • @MrDookie1982
      @MrDookie1982 3 роки тому +1

      Or Biden supporters :D

    • @SevenYB-jb3to
      @SevenYB-jb3to 4 місяці тому

      Or Trump supporters. The resemblance is uncanny!!

    • @user-nv1wo3pe5i
      @user-nv1wo3pe5i 2 місяці тому +1

      I can assure you it isn’t Trump supporters! This guy is spot on Biden!

    • @joeh6697
      @joeh6697 15 днів тому

      Definitely joe biden

  • @alkaholic4848
    @alkaholic4848 7 років тому +249

    "Now I look at all you wonderful guys and say to myself what I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger.......... and a woman!"
    (2:29)

    • @ryanmcfarland5060
      @ryanmcfarland5060 5 років тому +20

      “one minute you’re in bed with a knockout gal or guy. the next you’re a compost heap. does that bother any of you because it sure as shit scares the piss outta me!!”

    • @ThatDangerousWolf
      @ThatDangerousWolf 3 роки тому +4

      Nah the whole i was distracted wondering what was wrong with his pants 🤔 😂

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 2 роки тому +1

      Not sure they would have been interested in a woman in her 70s. ^^

    • @TheMacCloud
      @TheMacCloud Рік тому

      @@ThatDangerousWolf "they ran out of material just below the knee... so dont give me any shit." 😂

    • @Putzarasvalanti
      @Putzarasvalanti Рік тому

      Alan and Charlie Harper in the same scene

  • @Catonzo
    @Catonzo 4 роки тому +96

    "He'll try to prove that you're incompetent"
    "I can prove that as well as he can."
    This kind of humor is just nonexistant today. Lloyd Bridges and Leslie Nielsen were deadpan comedy gems. It works so much better when played by older actors and I just don't see many around capable of pulling it off the way they did.

    • @kreaturen
      @kreaturen 4 роки тому +12

      I see Joe Biden pulling it off

    • @hoilst
      @hoilst 4 роки тому +4

      "It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes, and here I am today begging you not to make such good cars."

    • @dargay386
      @dargay386 4 роки тому +3

      Acting is a dying art in America. Today we just have celebrities.

    • @brianmcdonald9379
      @brianmcdonald9379 4 роки тому

      maybe Hayes MC arthur from angie tribeca. he did a good job, very much a young nielson.

  • @HellxKnight54
    @HellxKnight54 11 місяців тому +9

    "You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots, thats MY job" 😂😂

  • @jeffbanks9955
    @jeffbanks9955 3 роки тому +8

    that funeral scene was just amazing in every way

  • @HSMiyamoto
    @HSMiyamoto 4 роки тому +21

    "Appoint an ambassador... He leaves the country!" - that's hilarious.

  • @ericmcclain1869
    @ericmcclain1869 8 років тому +142

    One of my favorite parts of this movie is when he has his secretary read back what he was telling her to write and she said, "If you ever put your hands on my goddamn wife..." lmao

    • @trahnettilhcs
      @trahnettilhcs 8 років тому +3

      +I Don't Have Man Boobs (erislaton) Agreed! It's so random and subtle.

    • @javorriespendleton4486
      @javorriespendleton4486 2 роки тому +2

      I wanted to her to read the whole note. I need context😂😂😂😂😂

  • @schwaaard
    @schwaaard 2 роки тому +42

    Loved these films. Fascinating and scary just how similar Benson and Biden are...

    • @SevenYB-jb3to
      @SevenYB-jb3to 4 місяці тому +2

      More like Trump and Benson.

    • @billarmstrong6540
      @billarmstrong6540 Місяць тому

      Definitely tRump...at least before he got severe dementia.

    • @itzakpoelzig330
      @itzakpoelzig330 11 днів тому

      You guys are both wrong. Benson has a thousand times more charisma and courage than either of those schmucks.

  • @spectreman2532
    @spectreman2532 Рік тому +4

    I can never get serious through him shouting at the painting, calling for Roy hahahahaha

  • @HotaruZoku
    @HotaruZoku 6 років тому +70

    IF there will ever be a better sight gag than "At Ease" I hope to live long enough to see it.

    • @TheHelghast1138
      @TheHelghast1138 5 років тому +3

      It was so awesome

    • @nhl_rookiewalter
      @nhl_rookiewalter 5 років тому +4

      Don't really get that one. Why are they standing like that? Is it just a fun reaction?

    • @sarahstaats9734
      @sarahstaats9734 4 роки тому +10

      @@nhl_rookiewalter Because in the military, they'll usually say "Attention" and you have to stand in a stiff position without moving. Then they say "at ease" which means you don't have to stand in that stiff position and can relax (without moving from your spot). So the scene is a play on that because TECHNICALLY if they say "at ease" you can do ANYTHING, as long as you stand in the same spot. So usually people will just stand maybe with crossed arms or some other relaxed pose but since this is a comedy everyone does a super unexpected and weird pose 🤣.

    • @goodshipkaraboudjan
      @goodshipkaraboudjan 3 роки тому +5

      The scarf flapping in the breeze makes me laugh every time I see it.

    • @aaronmiller7311
      @aaronmiller7311 Рік тому

      @@nhl_rookiewalter some are doing the Heisman trophy pose!

  • @paulmccloud9395
    @paulmccloud9395 7 років тому +68

    Lloyd Bridges and Leslie Nielsen, two actors who moved from serious to comedy so brilliantly.
    You look back on their non comedy work now, and I laugh, expecting them to say something silly!

  • @georgedobbin5622
    @georgedobbin5622 Рік тому +5

    One of the only film that had me on the floor laughing my head such a great film.

  • @bendunnavant1052
    @bendunnavant1052 Рік тому +12

    President Benson hits hard in 2022

  • @mattnichols4592
    @mattnichols4592 7 років тому +241

    President Benson 2020!

    • @scottwilliam3470
      @scottwilliam3470 6 років тому +32

      Mateo Nichols id take this guy over trump any day.

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 років тому +10

      Matt Nichols America would be the most beloved country on the planet if that dimension existed

    • @warlordqueekheadtaker7960
      @warlordqueekheadtaker7960 6 років тому +18

      Scott William id take him over OBAMA 🖕

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 років тому +6

      Brian Morales With your surname pal your days are numbered under Trump. Not American sounding enough Chico

    • @mattnichols4592
      @mattnichols4592 5 років тому +2

      Scott William amen brother!

  • @AG-fs5ht
    @AG-fs5ht 6 років тому +45

    How are ye sir?
    Hawaii? God dammit bill Im supposed to be in California.
    Hahahahahaha gold.

  • @MeatVision
    @MeatVision 4 роки тому +11

    Lloyd Bridges could have done a couple movies playing Admiral Benson as main character, damnit

  • @nhl_rookiewalter
    @nhl_rookiewalter 4 роки тому +6

    "Pudding??" Kills me every time

  • @Ozzywozzy
    @Ozzywozzy 4 роки тому +17

    The good old days with Lloyd Bridges and Leslie Nielson. I wish it was 1996.

  • @munenex
    @munenex 5 років тому +41

    Adm. Benson: Have they no respect for the dead?
    *Opens coffin.

  • @douglaslally156
    @douglaslally156 4 роки тому +9

    When he returns fire at the Marine guard, gets me every time.

  • @alansmith6376
    @alansmith6376 4 дні тому

    No matter how many times I see these two movies, they always make me laugh. Comedy done right.

  • @BigBrainNicky
    @BigBrainNicky 8 років тому +8

    "Prime Minister Tojo" that's fucking funny.

  • @Bram25
    @Bram25 8 років тому +68

    I love how they keep the joke alive they did in Airplane. Where it was the wrong week to quit on everything.
    And how Benson has almost every part of his body replaced with something bizarre and absurd. From asbestos skin to aluminum ear tubes, the tongue of a dog and how he got his wounds in all sorts of wars he couldn't possibly have been in.
    "Got a mean shot in the leg at Little Big horn. Or was it Okinawa?! Well, it was with the Indians!"

  • @epa316
    @epa316 2 роки тому +3

    “PUDDING?” (splat) That cracks me up every time.

  • @andrewkamoha4666
    @andrewkamoha4666 2 роки тому +6

    1:59 Notice the hilarious choreography behind the admiral ...

  • @HeeroYuy911
    @HeeroYuy911 7 років тому +59

    Love these movies, Lloyd Bridges was fantastic and so funny to watch.

  • @FunkySaurb456
    @FunkySaurb456 6 років тому +73

    Kevin Dunn plays an awesome straight man in these scenes. Not a flinch on him, which makes Bridge's performance all the more hilarious imo. :-)

    • @Fredryk27
      @Fredryk27 Рік тому +2

      i guess how many times he cracked behind the scenes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @roxas1390
    @roxas1390 Рік тому +2

    "at ease man" my favourite scene and the dude with the scarf and sunglasses I love it xD

  • @coffinsmoke1385
    @coffinsmoke1385 4 роки тому +7

    I love how he wants to turn the whole damn battle group around to pick up his cover. Lol.

  • @iranicus
    @iranicus 7 років тому +52

    Favorite one has to be the "at ease men" part, the man in the background with the white scarf, sun glasses and the wind blowing on him takes the cake :p

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 років тому +95

    It's great writing but Lloyd Bridges takes it to another level of awesome. Such a talented comic actor

  • @jordyw441
    @jordyw441 Рік тому +3

    "I dont have a clue what your talkin about Phil, not a fuckin clue" lollol

  • @robertweber5507
    @robertweber5507 2 роки тому +5

    Admiral Benson still makes me laugh so hard after all these years... never got the props that he truly deserved