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    Justice League is the worst superhero film ever made. It fails in every aspect. It makes my blood boil, my head hurt and my man parts shrivel into itself.
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  • @dickcheesemcgee2375
    @dickcheesemcgee2375 5 років тому +3409

    I literally heard a guy walked out the movie saying : "I dont know what i expected but it wasnt this" lmao

    • @brucewayne3074
      @brucewayne3074 5 років тому +47

      lol

    • @andrewmeyer4124
      @andrewmeyer4124 5 років тому +333

      He basically said "This ain't it chief," without saying "This ain't it chief,"

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому +21

      @@andrewmeyer4124 lol

    • @toatakanuva4846
      @toatakanuva4846 5 років тому +135

      The dude in mine just straight up shoulted „MY EXPECTATIONS WERE LOW BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK DC?!” and I straight up died laughing 😂

    • @JoshtheOverlander
      @JoshtheOverlander 5 років тому +44

      @@toatakanuva4846 "Yep, something's definitely bleeding"
      Yeah, it's what's left of my respect, DC

  • @oceanman2003
    @oceanman2003 4 роки тому +744

    When a talking tree that can only say “I am groot”coveys more emotion than the entire justice league

    • @tackleshift8935
      @tackleshift8935 4 роки тому +29

      So sad but so true

    • @scrubmyfweed
      @scrubmyfweed 3 роки тому +12

      Not to mention vin diesel voices the tree

    • @-thesalemcrow-5941
      @-thesalemcrow-5941 3 роки тому +22

      Groot has more personality and is more entertaining to watch than any of these shitty films

    • @radioactivet-rex286
      @radioactivet-rex286 3 роки тому +31

      I cried when groot said, "we... are groot" I didn't cry when superman died, how did that happen

    • @BrennanCh06
      @BrennanCh06 3 роки тому +5

      "Kal-el, no"

  • @supershepherd
    @supershepherd 4 роки тому +647

    The fact that Suicide Squad has a leg up on Justice League is just.......sad

    • @twoDie4
      @twoDie4 4 роки тому +2

      You sure?

    • @twoDie4
      @twoDie4 3 роки тому +21

      I think both are in the shit category, one is not better than the other imo.

    • @SaneInsaneSanity
      @SaneInsaneSanity 3 роки тому +8

      @@twoDie4 nah, one is just slightly less shit

    • @albinobama5744
      @albinobama5744 3 роки тому +29

      @@twoDie4 I can at least laugh at suicide squad because how shit letos joker is. Justice league cant even allow me to do that.

    • @twoDie4
      @twoDie4 3 роки тому +16

      @@albinobama5744 The funniest thing about JL was the amount of ugly CGI that was in the movie, like holy shit.

  • @TwistedSoul2002
    @TwistedSoul2002 4 роки тому +776

    The opening should have had Diana fighting Steppenwolf, losing badly, watching her Amazons getting destroyed which would see *her* recruit a team which had more than just brute strength, hence her need for members with a variety of skills.

    • @Nachocuppajo
      @Nachocuppajo 4 роки тому +58

      That would have been a better film

    • @captainmarvelwilson508
      @captainmarvelwilson508 4 роки тому +32

      I agree. That would’ve been way better than her trying to stop a group of generic British people who try to look like ISIS.

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 4 роки тому +14

      One of the greatest villains I've seen in my life was Darkseid in Superman the animated series.
      Buff guy had incredible charisma, and it was enhanced by his deep, personal connection to Superman.
      Also, because Michael Ironseid. 😃

    • @MusicStudent1
      @MusicStudent1 4 роки тому +8

      Hollywood won’t do that! They’d be called misogynistic.

    • @rekaadang
      @rekaadang 4 роки тому +4

      Agree.

  • @kevinbanh5421
    @kevinbanh5421 5 років тому +1513

    I wish they would make Superman less stiff in his emotions. Dude legit grew up a normal kid don't know why he's constipated

    • @luisg.407
      @luisg.407 5 років тому +87

      Ahahahahahaha exactly. Just never had the charm that Chris Reeve had.

    • @zonefitzgerald
      @zonefitzgerald 4 роки тому +107

      Superman behaves so weird in my opinion. I mean, the kid grew up in the US right? He behaves like a stiff guy who doesnt know anything about basic, regular LIFE!

    • @Levyathyn
      @Levyathyn 4 роки тому +29

      I don't know, I think all these years later he's still reeling in shock from when his dad literally told him to let a bunch of kids die.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 роки тому +1

      Levyathyn and Jonathan Kent told Clark to let him (Jonathan; though he doesn’t speak in the death scene) die

    • @bvsement1217
      @bvsement1217 4 роки тому

      @@zogwort1522 lol what?

  • @ricque2331
    @ricque2331 5 років тому +1705

    A talking tree and a racoon had better character development than aquaman, flash, and cyborg

    • @lokes6604
      @lokes6604 5 років тому +292

      To add on to that, the talking tree could ever only say one, "I am Groot." (We are Groot if you count that one occurrence) One fricking line and he conveys more emotion.

    • @ricque2331
      @ricque2331 5 років тому +42

      facts

    • @thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071
      @thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071 5 років тому +158

      i fucking cried when that damn beautiful tree died.

    • @yooperlooper2271
      @yooperlooper2271 5 років тому +35

      A Tree and a Raccoon and a Computer and Fish who will win?! Cough- Tree -Cough Cough- Racoon -Cough

    • @skadi6750
      @skadi6750 5 років тому +23

      @I Have Skill Aquaman was sexy, but sexy is far from enough to build a character:-D

  • @snowyalice
    @snowyalice 4 роки тому +310

    One of the things I find an issue with Justice League is that they tried to "catch up" with Marvel. Marvel at that point had spent years developing each of their characters individually before the first Avengers film, so when we got to that first Avengers film we knew the characters and their motivations.
    Justice League on the other hand did not have that many previous films, only films for Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman, and did not introduce any of the other main characters. This means they have to waste time introducing the other members of the League, which doesn't really do a good job in introducing them. What is Barry's motives other than "He needs friends"?
    Essentially Warner Bros wanted to cash in on a big team up film without laying the groundwork before it.

    • @lucaleone4331
      @lucaleone4331 3 роки тому +28

      Even then this issue happened BEFORE Justice League. Batman. THE BATMAN. Didnt even get his own movie. He was introduced in a SuperMan movie. Wtf is wrong with them...

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 3 роки тому +1

      Flash was introduce on Flash TV show Cyborg and Aquaman on Smallville although they changed the look and personality of all three.

    • @Randomperson11121
      @Randomperson11121 3 роки тому +13

      @@hydrolito the flash tv show is an entirely different flash, different personalities, different looks, even different colors of lightning

    • @BlackStoneAnimations
      @BlackStoneAnimations 3 роки тому +8

      @@hydrolito the tv version of em is a whole different universe my guy

    • @Xipe-totex
      @Xipe-totex 3 роки тому +9

      I agree with "catching up" to marvel. the film is a shitty cash grab like suicide squad and batman v superman before, as seen when they rip off marvel intro and they even have the massive balls to include the fucking green lantern

  • @jpitt916
    @jpitt916 4 роки тому +301

    In all seriousness-at first I was thinking "I guess I need to watch this travesty" and then I realized that I HAVE seen it, but immediately deleted it from memory.

    • @bounty8438
      @bounty8438 4 роки тому +26

      I literally remember non of it. And I can remember watching the LEGO Movie in theaters in 2014.

    • @jpitt916
      @jpitt916 4 роки тому +17

      @@bounty8438 yeah but the Lego movie is great!

    • @bounty8438
      @bounty8438 4 роки тому +17

      Z3R0 CHANC3, that’s the point. It was great and memorable. Justice League wasn’t.

    • @aaronmueller1560
      @aaronmueller1560 4 роки тому +8

      Ho-ho-holy shit that’s good. And a good summary of the impact of this movie, too. Meanwhile Infinity War was the word on everyone’s lips for two months, and that’s just before it released in theatres...

    • @manarmalik4718
      @manarmalik4718 4 роки тому +1

      Omg same... I didn't remember I seen untill they showed aquaman exposing batman as Bruce in front of people cause I also thought it was odd...

  • @teebee5323
    @teebee5323 5 років тому +2473

    Bruce: "I need a team,... because... that's what that other comic universe has"

    • @politereminder6284
      @politereminder6284 5 років тому +27

      @Edward HARRISON [12M3] brilliant! I am sure that is exactly how it went down 😂😂😂

    • @danaalsibai5492
      @danaalsibai5492 5 років тому +6

      Edward HARRISON [12M3] you're a genius

    • @bobthebomb2758
      @bobthebomb2758 5 років тому +36

      Dc: hey don’t make fun of us we didn’t copy anyone
      Marvel: sure you didn’t

    • @hamguy167
      @hamguy167 5 років тому +14

      No he doesn’t need a team. He needs a new director.

    • @dignerds
      @dignerds 5 років тому +2

      We have gotten team movies since the 40s

  • @TheCinemaMonologues
    @TheCinemaMonologues 6 років тому +946

    Paramount contractually obligating Henry Cavill to keep his moustache throughout the reshoots and forcing WB to use that horrendous CGI replacement is one of the greatest acts of cinematic trolling in all of history.
    I pray that there's an extended sequence in MI6 where Cavill shaves off the moustache, looks directly into the camera and says : "Now that wasn't so hard was it ?"

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 років тому +84

      I wish Superman just had facial hair, he did in Man of Steel and I think he looked better.

    • @TheCinemaMonologues
      @TheCinemaMonologues 6 років тому +31

      J Arnett i haven't actually seen any of these films, I live them vicariously through youtube.

    • @oblivious93massacre
      @oblivious93massacre 6 років тому +44

      J Arnett - I’m imagining evil Superman with a porn stache 😂

    • @andrewdirector
      @andrewdirector 6 років тому +31

      He shaved it on Instagram.

    • @TheCinemaMonologues
      @TheCinemaMonologues 6 років тому +7

      Damn, missed opportunity

  • @oliviajohnson9069
    @oliviajohnson9069 4 роки тому +188

    I will watch a “bad” movie.. if it’s entertaining. Justice league is the opposite of entertaining

    • @theconvict4843
      @theconvict4843 3 роки тому +7

      like i watch dude wheres my car it is so bad but is 21 on the list of my favorite movies and thats competing with the mcu

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 4 роки тому +81

    So the Amazonians and Atlantians put their cubes in a temple, protected by guards, but the humans just buried theirs in a ditch?

    • @kitianarmada8487
      @kitianarmada8487 2 роки тому +15

      And surprisingly, it was the last one found

    • @ihatemilarose
      @ihatemilarose 2 роки тому +1

      And it is not even dug deep compare to the power, and danger that comes with it. That was very Lousy scene when I first watch it. LOL And aLso when they are digging Superman. They couLd have done it faster but it is Like they are ordinary humans struggLing and tired. No rush, no sense of urgency. That is very boring too! LOL

  • @blueskylark9965
    @blueskylark9965 4 роки тому +1253

    It feels so wrong that Superman is able to do everything on his own like,
    Flash should be faster than him, Wonder Woman an arguably better leader, and able to connect to people, Cyborg should be better with technology, Aquaman is the best when it comes to water, and no slacker in the strength department, and Batman should be more analytical and strategic, use deductive reasoning as well as having resources, although his wealth isn’t his only aspect.
    When having a group, each character needs to bring something to the table that no other character has, have a niche only they can fill.

    • @d7b50
      @d7b50 4 роки тому +31

      Blue Skylark I hate this movie as much as you do, but what is it you guys want? It makes it so hard to take this kind of criticism seariously when you guys complain when superman doesn’t have godmode and then are also trying to say you don’t think he should be over powered? And shouldn’t be able to do the things his charchter by design is able to do and always has? Superman did not run with his legs he was flying, when has superman ever not been able to fly that fast? Remember when he spun the whole planet in the opposite direction when Lois died off of his flight speed alone? People have no idea what they want from superman, and it sucks that the only directors we seem to have that are willing to touch any of these hero’s listen and shape their movies around confused and contrived criticism

    • @fq3245
      @fq3245 4 роки тому +29

      Prince Charming stop crying lol

    • @gilgamos_5658
      @gilgamos_5658 4 роки тому +121

      Prince Charming how did u take it as “Superman shuda been weaker” instead of “the other characters besides supes shuda been stronger in their own aspect”.

    • @09thespecialone
      @09thespecialone 4 роки тому +5

      Superman is basically God. He is the strongest.

    • @greggrobinson5116
      @greggrobinson5116 4 роки тому +59

      Even as a young kid I quickly lost interest in Superman because of his boring wholesomeness and easy omnipotence. I'd still pick up a comic just to see what weirdness the writers had come up with, but what fun is a hero without defects to overcome?

  • @jthorpr9730
    @jthorpr9730 5 років тому +306

    Since I was a kid, all I wanted was a live action Justice League film. I got my wish, and it sucked.

  • @luciusnguyen2449
    @luciusnguyen2449 4 роки тому +143

    I imagine a perfect superman scene would be a perspective from a mother with 2 child in a sinking ship( or burning building, falling plane, earth quake etc). They are desperated, no one was there that could help them. The mother knows they aren't going to make it but still decided tell her children:" Everything is gonna be alright." and hug them waiting for the end to come. And in that moment the ship started to rise, the water slowly go away, Superman was there, lifting the sinking ship out of the water "Sorry it took me so long". Just like that, a guardian angel. That's what superman is supposed to be. That's how you show the audience that Superman is the symbol of hope instead of bluntly telling them that the S means hope.

    • @JV-yq7dx
      @JV-yq7dx 4 роки тому +20

      That would be perfect, the only things I could add to it was if after he would get them down and take a knee and start a conversation with them and asks if they’re alright

    • @Joseph-lo8zr
      @Joseph-lo8zr 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe you should write, well constructed.

    • @alwaysxnever
      @alwaysxnever 3 роки тому

      @Ashish Patra exactly. Literally what the OP wants already exists, just minus the Reeve's-like dialogue.

  • @appledaily167
    @appledaily167 4 роки тому +447

    I wish the dceu was as good as marvel
    I wanna watch both but the dceu is too hard to watch

    • @tabbygorilla1515
      @tabbygorilla1515 4 роки тому +23

      Apple Daily all they have to do is make DC more light dark works for Batman but not for everyone else

    • @JV-yq7dx
      @JV-yq7dx 4 роки тому +20

      I would too, seeing both being equally as great would easily end a lot of comparisons with the franchises. I agree they can do different things, kinda like winter soldier where it was more mature but still loved by all ages, and have others like iron man where it’s just one of them living a life and enjoying it but with consequences. And have them team up and conflict each other but still have resolutions

    • @christoferprestipino7433
      @christoferprestipino7433 4 роки тому +6

      It was better, until cuck fans and Disney shills shit on its unique and sophisticated vision so bad, that the studio impeded with the directors visions, messed with the overarching story and ultimately abandoned their original concept completely.

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 4 роки тому +1

      Apple Daily that is why I have up watching DC movies

    • @wrestlinganime4life288
      @wrestlinganime4life288 4 роки тому +16

      @@christoferprestipino7433 Sophisticated my ass. If you think that generic, bland nonsensical SYMBOLISM made a quality show please..
      Avatar the last airbender didn't to be edgy and yet it's full of beautiful metaphor, philosophy done right.

  • @greymollusk
    @greymollusk 5 років тому +569

    "Then the villain of the film gives the best comeback he can think of at that time:"*
    Villain: *"no u"*

    • @ianbailey4213
      @ianbailey4213 5 років тому +8

      Eh go me good Steppenwolf.

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 5 років тому +4

      Grey Mollusk *air horns*

  • @ArlanKels
    @ArlanKels 5 років тому +275

    I love how the Amazons had thousands of years to prepare for the bad guy to come take the box and their entire great strategy they came up with?
    Squishing themselves with rocks.

    • @3DSDF
      @3DSDF 5 років тому +3

      ArlanKels
      Well the Amazons aren’t technologically advanced.

    • @laughingman4402
      @laughingman4402 5 років тому +13

      @@3DSDF They were in Comics. They were technologically advanced than Humans How do you think Wonder Woman got invisible jet?

    • @3DSDF
      @3DSDF 5 років тому +7

      Sachin T
      But this isn’t the comics. Even in the JL cartoon, they weren’t technologically advanced.

    • @laughingman4402
      @laughingman4402 5 років тому +6

      @@3DSDF So what, the comics is the source material, not JL cartoon. A female civilisation is still stuck 300 BC after 2000 years.
      JL cartoon was not too accurate to the comics with man-hating Amazons and angry Diana.
      Amazons are supposed to toughest warriors in DC.
      Hippolyta is supposed to be stronger than Hercules

    • @eko2517
      @eko2517 5 років тому +4

      The Amazon's didn't gain any newer technology. They see technology as a threat of man. They didn't want to change their ways, instead they wanted to keep their ways. They didn't know what terror could be coming and with what technology.

  • @TheFirstdjsteels
    @TheFirstdjsteels 4 роки тому +49

    9:18 Not to mention Batman still let that thug go in the end. So that means his whole fight with him was pointless from the start. wtf

    • @StrengthNational
      @StrengthNational 3 роки тому +3

      As much as I hate this movie, I disagree. He stopped the thug to make him scared enough to attract the para demon, but yeah, he should've took him in.

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 3 роки тому +196

    Got round to watching this movie. Yeah it's pretty dire

    • @willemmmmm
      @willemmmmm 3 роки тому +11

      It’s always fun when a verified account posts a comment and nobody knows who they are :)

    • @Ara-gp4yj
      @Ara-gp4yj 3 роки тому +3

      Damn

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 5 років тому +1936

    Justice League Hero's in a nutshell:
    Batman - I'm rich
    Superman - I died
    Wonder Woman - I am woman
    Cyborg - Crunch the numbers
    Flash - Joji
    Aquaman - What can I saaaaaay except you're welcome

  • @goofyedward
    @goofyedward 6 років тому +546

    "A strange PS2 character steps in" NAILED IT.

    • @Anijah2001
      @Anijah2001 6 років тому +1

      goofyedward lol

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 6 років тому +18

      goofyedward
      PS2 characters looked better than this.

    • @MJfp6lx
      @MJfp6lx 6 років тому +15

      PS1 characters looked more realistic

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX 6 років тому +8

      God I hope you aren't an adult, haha.

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX 6 років тому +7

      Man you are such an obvious troll, haha. Gotta be at least a little subtle. You didn't even wait to see if I actually cared about the MCU, I don't really. I don't really watch movies.

  • @1wngdngl
    @1wngdngl 4 роки тому +60

    "How to Steal a Cube" is now my favorite song :)

  • @thomasb6283
    @thomasb6283 3 роки тому +18

    Zack Snyders Justice League was WAY WAY WAY better than this Josstice League. please watch that movie instead

  • @kimjongun3410
    @kimjongun3410 5 років тому +399

    'The poor bloke just wants death'
    I can't tell if he's talking about Batman or Ben Affleck.

  • @d_4492
    @d_4492 5 років тому +543

    Feels weird when Superman is literally an overpowered character and in marvel movies they try and balance all that out, Stan lee even pointed that out.

    • @HVLLOWS1999
      @HVLLOWS1999 4 роки тому +55

      DCEU needs a retconn just like 2011. Do it again fuc it. This is shit.

    • @reeceb4622
      @reeceb4622 4 роки тому +26

      I agree it is weird but to be fair Marvel now has Captain Marvel too

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 4 роки тому +15

      Supes is no more OP than Thanos. An army of superheroes only managed to beat him by trickery.

    • @adob0_90
      @adob0_90 4 роки тому +4

      Superman is hard to write for

    • @ullenlaishram
      @ullenlaishram 4 роки тому +18

      @Kelly Deadpool has a major flaw. He's got multiple voices in his head, which results in him being psychotic. He has superior strength, speed, stamina, etc. but his main power is his regeneration. Comparing him to Superman is like comparing Quicksilver to Flash. Superman and Flash are both OP but take away their powers using kryptonite or whatever to disconnect Flash from the speed force, they lose to Deadpool and Quicksilver.

  • @NerdzTM
    @NerdzTM 4 роки тому +19

    Bruh, imagine with Barry's "batman what're your superpowers" bit, but it went like this instead
    Barry: What're your superpowers, again?
    Bruce: (he gives no response, but glances over at Barry in acknowledgement to his question. As the car doors gradually shut, for a split second you see a slight smirk on the older man's face.)
    I highly doubt this is at all what Batman/Bruce would act like or respond to Barry asking something like that...but it would've been much better and more subtly unique instead of them tryna force in a simple joke

    • @NerdzTM
      @NerdzTM 3 роки тому

      @Quinton Redlien at least with the Snyder Cut out, even tho the joke was still there, it fit a little bit better somehow

  • @Diaznator
    @Diaznator 4 роки тому +73

    that "how to steal a cube" song got my like. I don't give those out so freely.

    • @MebiManga
      @MebiManga 4 роки тому +5

      Too few comments talking about it!!

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 5 років тому +354

    I don't get how they managed to make this film look more fake than entirely CGI films like The Incredibles.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +10

      Shows how good Pixar is doesn't it?

    • @namtruong9476
      @namtruong9476 5 років тому +40

      Treblaine cgi looks bad when its out of place. In the incredibles everything is cgi, the whole world is. In JL you can tell which part was added by computers and which part was real. One of the reasons why practical effects still have its place. Has nothing to do with whether pixar is good. Ask them to do JL’s cgi and they most likely cant

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +3

      Sorry for any offence caused. I just think they still are revolutionary.

    • @namtruong9476
      @namtruong9476 5 років тому +6

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer i agree with you, they are revolutionary, their cgi character really seems to come to life, but in a very different way compared to Avengers or JL though.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +12

      Fair point. Compare the CGI in Justice League to the CGI in Lord of the Rings or TRON: Legacy however. Those still hold up.

  • @Willowy13
    @Willowy13 5 років тому +594

    The problem is that this film behaves as if the heros were previously introduced... you know... like Marvel standalone movies before Avengers. Everytime I watch Avengers I still get excited when we get to the shot of the six together with their theme playing. It brings emotional investment bc we know these people, saw their struggles and we want the world safe and Coulson's death to be avenged. I feel nothing with this movie.

    • @LoneTaurus82
      @LoneTaurus82 5 років тому +43

      That was the issue with Batman vs Superman too. The inclusion of Wonder Woman would have been better if they had her Standalone movie first. Same with Aquaman and The Flash in Justice League. Cyborg seems a bit out of place altogether.

    • @lavashu1916
      @lavashu1916 5 років тому +5

      When I was watching justice league I couldn’t even understand wonder women.

    • @rossnat9696
      @rossnat9696 5 років тому +2

      ON POINT

    • @HawaiianGirl808232
      @HawaiianGirl808232 5 років тому +24

      I watched Avengers without seeing any of the other movies or really knowing any of the characters and I was still able to connect and sympathize with the characters. They did a good job in establishing each character, making them all likable, and giving them all a purpose and plight. They each had their moments in the film and made satisfying contributions to the team.
      I came into Justice League already being a DC fan and knowing all these characters but I couldn't care for any of them. They all felt hollow because it's like the movie itself didn't care about them. It isn't neccessary to give each character a movie before throwing them together but this movie fails at even making these characters feel like they need to be there.

    • @angel455dix
      @angel455dix 5 років тому +7

      They didn't introduce spiderman b4 civil war but it landed well. The introduction or standalone movie isn't the issue here

  • @ryatt9365
    @ryatt9365 4 роки тому +40

    9:54 Hearing his ankle pop out of place makes me cringe every time.

  • @gkgk6439
    @gkgk6439 4 роки тому +77

    Not even Wonder Woman could save the movie...

    • @gkgk6439
      @gkgk6439 3 роки тому +2

      asian dude Diana of Themyscira, Daughter of Hippolyta, 10th Queen of the Amazons, Daughter of Zeus, New God of War, The Embodiment of God Slayer, Spirit of Truth and Warrior of Justice

    • @gkgk6439
      @gkgk6439 3 роки тому +1

      asian dude I would prefer her to be buffed too but that’s okay

    • @namfingerstyle8403
      @namfingerstyle8403 3 роки тому

      "Kal-el , Nooo" lol. Shit actor

    • @gkgk6439
      @gkgk6439 3 роки тому

      Corona Memes that was shit dialogue what else can she do

    • @vmpirllchn3912
      @vmpirllchn3912 3 роки тому +1

      @@namfingerstyle8403 tf i remembered her voice in that part lol. She was a great actress in WW but in jl i don't know if the directing of the movie affected her role and character as well

  • @yourchannel5714
    @yourchannel5714 4 роки тому +511

    Batman was the worst part of this movie. They got his character completely wrong, he should have been the last person to join as he works alone and doesn't like asking for help at all. He would have been going mad trying to figure out what the cubes mean and how to stop whatever is coming. He is also completely underpowered in this film compared to BvS and insanely underpowered compared to the comics as in the latter part of the movie he can barley fight of one parademon he looks like a guy who goes to the gym once a week fighting Connor McGregor when it should be the other way around. His fighting style is nonexistent when he should be the best fighter in the movie at all times or closely tied with WW. He also shows too much emotion and talks too much when he should barley be talking at all.

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 4 роки тому +29

      Some good points but Batman has always been ridiculously OP. He’s a HUMAN. Regardless of his training (all fighters have warrior training) WW or any of the other JL would turn Batman to soup with one punch.

    • @brussell639
      @brussell639 4 роки тому +13

      That stupid ass surprised face he made when Supes shows up to handle Steppenwolf was the worst part.

    • @hamishwalker9637
      @hamishwalker9637 4 роки тому +21

      @@brussell639 yeah, batman in almost any other depiction would have planned on that happening, or just already convinced him, assuming he got into that scenario, not been surprised the big blue boyscout turned up to help

    • @layth6857
      @layth6857 4 роки тому

      Absolutely agree

    • @heatherteasdale9229
      @heatherteasdale9229 4 роки тому +17

      I feel as though Batman is almost always misrepresented when he's in movie's. Forgive me if I'm wrong because I'm not exactly what you'd call a diehard comic fan. But to me, among other things, in the comics, he's always seemed far less dark, brooding and murderous, and a bit more like a tired father. *A father who is opposed to murder and guns.*

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 років тому +2459

    Holy shit that CGI at 19:31 when he busts through the wall. That can’t be a 2017 movie that just can’t

    • @Azcarate98
      @Azcarate98 6 років тому +477

      Don't even try to look at the budget, you'll become even more confused

    • @BuckshotBill118
      @BuckshotBill118 6 років тому +381

      It's all mustache.

    • @GarenEvansMusic
      @GarenEvansMusic 6 років тому +325

      Looks like a video game cutscene.

    • @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864
      @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864 6 років тому +9

      FUTURE DCEUWARRIORZLIFE Switch DCEU and Marvel movies around and you got something!

    • @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864
      @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864 6 років тому +46

      FUTURE DCEUWARRIORZLIFE Can I ask a serious question? No sarcasm, no joking. Serious question:
      How old are you?

  • @jaybrown6350
    @jaybrown6350 4 роки тому +21

    It reminds me of the classic line, "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money".

  • @finn_underwood
    @finn_underwood 4 роки тому +47

    16:03
    Don't mind me, just leaving myself a bookmark.

  • @nakaharaindria
    @nakaharaindria 4 роки тому +75

    The main problem is that it's so rushed. Everything is thrown to the viewer's face because they had to cram everything in just 90-120 minutes.

  • @taliakellegg5978
    @taliakellegg5978 6 років тому +485

    why the hell can't superman have a mustache

    • @stanbonesletsplays
      @stanbonesletsplays 6 років тому +130

      Ryan Kelly probably because he was supposed to be dead, which makes growing a mustache difficult

    • @MrWizardjr9
      @MrWizardjr9 6 років тому +66

      maybe the energy of the cube had other side effects

    • @EricLing64
      @EricLing64 6 років тому +66

      You bring him back with a supercharge of sunlight and say the result was his facial hair shot out, not much of a stretch. I mean he's a fucking alien that may or may not be really dead, who would have cared about the details of why he had a beard.

    • @uhoh6706
      @uhoh6706 6 років тому +6

      Corpses don’t grow hair

    • @deathsdoor07
      @deathsdoor07 6 років тому

      Got a boner looking at don’t ya you can say he didn't really but his body was in a hibernation state.

  • @athenajaxon2397
    @athenajaxon2397 3 роки тому +16

    After watching the Snyder cut it's funny seeing how many of the complaints are fixed from Snyder WB truly fucked up

    • @mysterykiddo2167
      @mysterykiddo2167 Рік тому

      The Snyder Cut was the perfect remedy for this pile of garbage

  • @SmithMrCorona
    @SmithMrCorona 4 роки тому +17

    DO NOT PANIC! All of this will be fixed in *The Fantabulous Super-Cut of One Zach Snyderkins*

  • @dumbnoodle8327
    @dumbnoodle8327 5 років тому +496

    Tesseract: *exists*
    Loki: *_It's free real estate_*

    • @TheMaestroMizerous
      @TheMaestroMizerous 4 роки тому +24

      Motherbox: *exists*
      Steppenwolf: *Mother is-*
      Batman: *WHYDIDYOUSAYTHATNAME*

    • @ShaunTrillo
      @ShaunTrillo 4 роки тому +4

      these kind of comments don't make any sense to me as a reader. what are you trying to say

    • @TheFirstdjsteels
      @TheFirstdjsteels 4 роки тому +2

      @@ShaunTrillo Hahaha. . whew ! The internet is fun huh-get r/swoooshed sucka !!!

    • @markusivan1082
      @markusivan1082 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheFirstdjsteelsthat's not how you use r/woosh ik this is old

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 4 роки тому +3

      dumbnoodle I’ve come to bargain...

  • @AceBackspace
    @AceBackspace 6 років тому +119

    Oddly enough this movie has me pumped for the next Mission Impossible movie, I have to see the mustache that gave us this nightmare fuel. That's all I got out of it.

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 6 років тому +9

      mustache fuel

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 6 років тому +4

      I want him to be a villain as a porn mogul hell bent in kinky world domination

    • @jesusstaccato8448
      @jesusstaccato8448 6 років тому +3

      I wanna see Cavill reload his pump action arms.

  • @RealJuanSebastian
    @RealJuanSebastian 4 роки тому +41

    “Ben Affleck is staring out into the distance like he’s having a stroke” as much as we love batman, that part made us laugh😂😂😂😂😂

  • @prettyspectrum6371
    @prettyspectrum6371 4 роки тому +26

    Aquaman is basically Thor in the beginning, a man with muscles and long hair that fight things

  • @linnjansson3737
    @linnjansson3737 5 років тому +395

    Wonder woman literally went from "YAY GIRL POWER" to "I miss my boyfriend I'm gonna do nothing for a century"

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 5 років тому +4

      Incorrect.

    • @LifeUntilLove
      @LifeUntilLove 5 років тому +31

      Not to mention many of the Amazons seem to have traded their torso covering armor for leather and metal bikinis.

    • @shimik11
      @shimik11 5 років тому +3

      ? You're fucking ignorant. WW literally ended with her continuing to fight, plus the new ww movie is gonna be set in the 80s.

    • @venicebeachsportsnetwork6677
      @venicebeachsportsnetwork6677 5 років тому +7

      Sassgay Coochiha I think you misunderstood the comment

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 5 років тому +2

      +Mukund Ranjan Tiwari original comics and even animated movie they were, them were normal clothing was insane. They're battling super models

  • @Willowy13
    @Willowy13 5 років тому +330

    There is one thing in Avengers that I love. After the base destruction, Nick asks for survivors and Maria says she doesn't know how many left and how many were under. Nick's first orders were to rescue the survivors and then use the remaining teams to go after the cube. This is actually pure DC Superman I and II. The superhero that puts the civilians over the villains.

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 5 років тому +24

      Scenes like that are exactly why Man of Steel and Batman v Superman were called out for their bullshit. Avengers never shyed away from the fact that civilians were in danger or even being killed. That was very real, and our heroes were doing their best to prevent that as much as possible. Man of Steel, on the other hand, goes through Metropolis without a single shot of how this is affecting the civilians. Batman v Superman does fix it somewhat in the beginning shot, but then they screw it up when they claim that the area the heroes are fighting Doomsday in just so happens to be void of people.

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 4 роки тому +5

      @starlight_93 Civil War and Spider-Man: Homecoming showed both sides on how people were affected. Civil War reminds us that people did lose their lives as the Avengers went to work. They were also saving lives, but they cannot be everywhere and save everyone, which is exactly why Captain America gets help from the police when they show up. Homecoming shows us that people's livelihoods were also affected, as Hydra attempts to profit off the alien technology coming to them and Tony Stark still not knowing what it is like to be the little guy in society. And some people are going to use what they have to their own benefit.

    • @tobsonasanya4765
      @tobsonasanya4765 3 роки тому

      @@justinalicea1590 Who said theyb were not people there

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 3 роки тому

      @@tobsonasanya4765 There is a news broadcast while the military confronts Doomsday on how the area where it is is mostly emptied due to work hours or something.

    • @tobsonasanya4765
      @tobsonasanya4765 3 роки тому

      @@justinalicea1590 Hmm true but I don't beleive there was no civilains at all

  • @robonthecob6920
    @robonthecob6920 3 роки тому +8

    Love coming back to negative Justice League 2017 videos after the Snyder Cut fixed all of that movie's problems 👍

  • @johnamay.7531
    @johnamay.7531 4 роки тому +22

    Lol damn you totally hit the mark it's like you read my mind , I was completely bored the entire movie and never felt anything but utter dullness the whole movie and when it was over I instantly forgot about it and had no interest in seeing it again whereas after endgame I felt like I couldn't get enough and kept thinking about the characters and am still wondering wats next

    • @albumkosong
      @albumkosong 3 роки тому +1

      I never think I would be so bored seeing JUSTICE FUCKING LEAGUE

  • @kurtkriz6891
    @kurtkriz6891 5 років тому +105

    You forget how Batman's favorite weapon throughout the movie was.... repeatedly, guns. Fully automatic, or handheld, or vehicle mounted... guns guns guns.. y'know - those weapons he eschews completely in the comics... and he relies on others to put the team together... his ONLY contribution to the JL is usually as the guy who puts the team together. He's their THINKER.

    • @HK-gm8pe
      @HK-gm8pe 5 років тому +1

      as a very loyal batman fan, not a marvel fan but as a DC comics fan movies like justce league and batman v superman make me just upset, I just want to forget that they ever happened

    • @ArcaneMaiden
      @ArcaneMaiden 5 років тому

      This Batman must idolize Neo prior to becoming The One:
      _Guns. Lots f Guns_ . :P

    • @oscarmccormack1611
      @oscarmccormack1611 5 років тому +1

      @Esben M
      He uses it once, and completely forsakes them when running the city.

  • @PrestonK_Productions
    @PrestonK_Productions 5 років тому +146

    Here's some story arc ideas that they could've gone with.
    Batman: He is obsessed with the guilt he feels from Superman's death and that leads him to make several rash decisions that get the team in trouble. He eventually learns to let go of that guilt and becomes a better team leader.
    Aquaman: Aquaman feels conflicted about which of his two homes he should prioritize protecting; the land or Atlantis. He brushes off Batman's offer to join the League because he feels conflicted, but later joins the League when he realizes that he needs to protect both of his homes.
    Cyborg: Cyborg could be like he was in that origin story episode of Teen Titans; unwilling to join a team because he sees himself as an unnatural monster, and his father doesn't know how to console him since he's been absent from his life. Finally, his father decides to actually talk to him as a parent and give him the encouragement he needs to join the team.
    Superman: He's dead. His story arc is that he stops doing that.

    • @bekim7878
      @bekim7878 4 роки тому +6

      Actually really good

    • @PrestonK_Productions
      @PrestonK_Productions 4 роки тому +1

      @@bekim7878 Thank you.

    • @coreyhobbsecho
      @coreyhobbsecho 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like Zack's original movie. Hope we can see it someday.

    • @donielellenberg4140
      @donielellenberg4140 4 роки тому +1

      @@coreyhobbsecho Guess what 😁

    • @shealupkes
      @shealupkes 4 роки тому

      With Richard Grayson dead and cyborg in his late 20s I think they could have gone all out with the darker tone and added the titans being mostly slaughtered by trigon while they were imprisoning him. Some of the weight on Victor's shoulders could remain unspoken but come in the form of survivor's guilt.

  • @rocketgroot4311
    @rocketgroot4311 4 роки тому +15

    *30:22*
    *Is that a Terminator-2 reference or are you just Crazy?..*

  • @rbswords2353
    @rbswords2353 3 роки тому +9

    Why didn't they have Zack Snyder direct?.His cut is reportedly better.

  • @GayJay69
    @GayJay69 6 років тому +34

    Is it just me or is it weird that in the movies Batman always has big thick and clunky looking suits in like every movie, but he's supposed to be agile and sneaky?

    • @speedy2490
      @speedy2490 6 років тому +7

      Yeah, it's like they freaked out after seeing how thin west's suit was.

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 6 років тому

      The suits in the Dark Knight and DKR actually fixed that to a certain extent, by making his suit more maneuverable though less protective

  • @sicilianotoronto
    @sicilianotoronto 5 років тому +461

    It never made sense to me that Wonder Woman is just as strong if not stronger than Superman yet they couldn’t do anything without him?!

    • @orangesoda4535
      @orangesoda4535 5 років тому +38

      Pretty sure she isnt. Ive read that shes the best fighter, but not the strongest.

    • @HickoryDickory86
      @HickoryDickory86 5 років тому +77

      Well, he is an alien while she is literally a demigod, the daughter of Zeus himself. So I would think she has the upper-hand. At the very least, she should have been shown as competent in her own right with or without Superman.

    • @LOLXD-kt8mb
      @LOLXD-kt8mb 5 років тому +3

      @@HickoryDickory86 I did something about if she were to take off her bracelets she becomes a full on gif or something . I may be wrong about this though.

    • @Kurtuswulf
      @Kurtuswulf 5 років тому +8

      U have to remember Superman gets an unreal amount of power from the sun which he is now two feet away from so she’s definitely not as strong as him. U can watch any dc animated film and Superman or Batman is always saving the day . ALWAYS

    • @G-LukeJA
      @G-LukeJA 5 років тому +2

      She clearly isnt as strong as Superman in the films

  • @samspence6133
    @samspence6133 3 роки тому +6

    I'm glad i didn't see the theatrical version and only the Snyder cut

  • @daved2352
    @daved2352 4 роки тому +11

    30:23 I love that some people will be watching this while utterly confused.

  • @ginatails
    @ginatails 5 років тому +123

    You don't have to tell me. I watched this with my dad when it was on Amazon prime video and my dad literally searched "has anyone died of boredom while watching justice league" while watching the movie. The movie was also so rushed (probably because of the 90 minute limit.)

    • @EvripidouM
      @EvripidouM 4 роки тому +5

      Well did he get any resaults from that search?

    • @floraposteschild4184
      @floraposteschild4184 4 роки тому +2

      @@EvripidouM per Google: the only thing dying is the genre.

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 4 роки тому

      Lord of the rings and King Kong were long and successful why did they think they needed to cram it to 90 minutes?

    • @thomasfredrickson6298
      @thomasfredrickson6298 4 роки тому

      @@hydrolito Because Warner Bros is run by Test Focus teams and they were extremely scared that people weren't going through another 2 hours and 30 minutes plus runtime, sometime that the former CEO of Warner Bros actually demanded! No surprise, he left shortly after this movie's release.
      Because when it comes to franchises, they panic and overcomplicate and/or oversimplify and thus ending up failing Both sides for executives and audiences.

  • @andrewselbyphotography
    @andrewselbyphotography 5 років тому +662

    I was pissed when Superman was flying as fast as the flash was running... Like uh no... He doesn't have the speed force... Way too OP

    • @jonathanmendez310
      @jonathanmendez310 5 років тому +21

      Supermans more faster then Flash outside of this movie ie comics an stuff

    • @JDHDify
      @JDHDify 5 років тому +168

      Jonathan Lopez No? The Flash is wayyyy faster than Superman, even in the comics.

    • @enigmanegus2845
      @enigmanegus2845 5 років тому +117

      The Flash has always been faster than Superman. Even Superman admits that.

    • @jdrmanmusiqking
      @jdrmanmusiqking 5 років тому +70

      Supes: "BARRY! DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELF! I'LL CATCH AND STOP YOU!"
      Flash: "Nah homie... I gotta run away to save you idiots"
      Supes: "Psh we've raced alot and ive even beaten you a couple times! Imma catch your lil ass dont play"
      Flash: "... Clark... Those were for charity my dude"
      ***KRA-KRA-KRA-KOOOOOOOOOM!***
      Supes: "... Well... Looks like he burnt my dumbass..."

      Read the comics homie. This was actually a direct quote from when Flash dusted Superman's stoopid ass

    • @frankberst9849
      @frankberst9849 5 років тому +52

      Agreed. Superman is fast, but the Flash is significantly faster. And that's canon.

  • @nathanielmorgan9108
    @nathanielmorgan9108 3 роки тому +6

    Amazing how the Snyder Cut was the best superhero film ever made when this one was so terrible, at least imo,

    • @krishnaabhilash7701
      @krishnaabhilash7701 2 роки тому +2

      I wouldnt agree that snyders cut is the best superher movie, but it was better that this for sure

  • @crazydaveo30
    @crazydaveo30 4 роки тому +14

    Alien bug: produces 3 cubes
    Batman: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT

  • @ags7698
    @ags7698 6 років тому +74

    I have to say...
    Chicken run might be the most pivotal film in the Aardman cinematic universe.

  • @mogan4534
    @mogan4534 6 років тому +586

    Why is Justice League, for every scene that isn’t an action scene, shot like a sitcom?

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 6 років тому +64

      *sinefeld music*

    • @pocketsesmcflurry2146
      @pocketsesmcflurry2146 6 років тому +71

      Probably because it was directed by Joss Whedon

    • @kentatakao6863
      @kentatakao6863 5 років тому +35

      Probably because it was directed by Zack Snyder.
      Just look at the sets of BvS, 300, and Sucker Punch.

    • @ojusticeiro9395
      @ojusticeiro9395 5 років тому +31

      Wonder Woman was a good filme. But the first Captain America movie already made the same idea first, years ago.

    • @robertm2470
      @robertm2470 5 років тому +9

      It's a mix of Snyder and Whedon shot footage. A lot of the character interaction, humor scenes and the Batman opening were done by Whedon in a short amount of time, which made his style look much cheaper than usual. Even the retained Snyder footage had the brightness pumped up after the fact, which exposed all the visuals, costumes and such, making those look like junk too. It's...not a great looking movie.

  • @bruffmeister1
    @bruffmeister1 3 роки тому +5

    I love how you mentioned the Lord of the ringsesque scenes as Steppwnwolfe being dragged away is a blant rip off of Azog being dragged away after losing his arm in The Hobbit trilogy.

  • @forsaken841
    @forsaken841 3 роки тому +7

    Me listening to him complain about all the stuff I now know was all Joss Whedon: :)

    • @deathpunchrigby1664
      @deathpunchrigby1664 3 роки тому

      Zack Snyder's cut isn't any better. In fact, it's a just a longer waste of the audience's time

  • @failed_K
    @failed_K 5 років тому +154

    The basic plot of the movie is
    Big gray man wants boxes to take over ZA WARUDO but is stopped by a team of red white and blue

    • @playeryokie5988
      @playeryokie5988 5 років тому +8

      Failed_ K correction, Superman doesn’t need justice league to help him, he trash stephenwolf alone

    • @husseinfoudah6182
      @husseinfoudah6182 5 років тому +6

      Is that a jojo reference

    • @playeryokie5988
      @playeryokie5988 5 років тому

      Failed_ K also, watch collegehumor batman team up with super man it’s funny at the same time stating the fact

    • @jthorpr9730
      @jthorpr9730 5 років тому +4

      @@playeryokie5988 Because DC was trying to copy that encounter Hulk had with Loki. The only difference is Loki wasn't really the threat, the invasion was. Also, Loki's defeat at the hands of Hulk was fun and hilarious at the same time.

    • @jthorpr9730
      @jthorpr9730 4 роки тому

      @@itarH Entertaining

  • @peepertoad
    @peepertoad 5 років тому +342

    they just over rushed it to catch up to marvel. marvel spent time to actually give everyone a story , in multiple movies until us the viewers where basically screaming for a group movie then making that epic, because we know all the hero's intimately and even without much story we know why they are there and what they are fighting for.

    • @g.waldmeister1851
      @g.waldmeister1851 5 років тому +21

      Yeah. I think one of the major flaws of their cinematic universe was using Superman to start it all. Where do you go from there? They should have tried again with a Green Lantern movie or something like that. An everyman who gets thrust into a fantastic world of superheros, who at the end gets a glimpse that he is just part of something much, much bigger. But Snyder was married to the idea that superheroes are modern-day gods (just look at that god awful church scene in "Man of Steel" where he reeeeeally tried to hammer this in) and Superman is their Jesus. It's kinda hard do identidy with him. Also, something briefly mentioned in this video: I just had no idea who Aquaman was and what his powers were. How strong is he? What does he bring to the team? See, with Wonder Woman I did kind of know this because she was established through her own movie.

    • @Sevalithi
      @Sevalithi 5 років тому +1

      @@g.waldmeister1851 excellent points.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 років тому +2

      $23 Million dollars. That’s was the reason for rushing the JL movie out. That’s the total amount of bonuses, that would have been lost by WB executives, if JL was delayed until the new year. (They couldn’t push it into December, since that month was already filled with big movies)
      Coincidentally, late December was the timeframe the CGI company said it would take for a properly finished product, according to a leaked WB memo.

    • @nohawk6412
      @nohawk6412 5 років тому +2

      its not that surprising really. Its hard to concentrate on doing your thing when all you're thinking about is the competition. I kinda feel bad for them. I hope they realize that its not a competition and just focus on doing what they do best, which is easier said than done lol. I love Marvel but i dont hate DC. I really hope they rise back up

    • @durk5331
      @durk5331 5 років тому +1

      There were two Great versions of this story that I've seen. There's the Start to Justice League the Animated Series which built off of Superman's & Batman's Animated Series. Then there's the DC Animated Movie Universe Justice League: War Movie which had to prove itself as the Second Movie, and First True Showing of the New 52 Continuity that they had switched to, and gave all the characters Depth. Well 'cept for Flash who kinda acted like a fanboy, but was actually the Main Character of the only Previous Movie in that continuity, the Flashpoint Paradox. Which is the Segue into this universe from the Original DC Animated Movie Universe where all of the characters had Already been established XD
      Its like Guys, if you're gonna try to make a DC Universe, Actually Take Hints From your Already Crafted DC Universes, the Animated ones Are Fantastic

  • @justinburnett2750
    @justinburnett2750 4 роки тому +12

    i think the god awful fantastic 4 remake was worse but besides that i believe you are correct.

    • @theconvict4843
      @theconvict4843 3 роки тому +2

      but i see the so bad it's good working with howard the duck

  • @aspengechel3723
    @aspengechel3723 3 роки тому +12

    I’ve never seen this movie completely through cause I had the bubble guppies at the theatre and I gotta say I had a fun time sitting on the toilet watching UA-cam than when I came back and watched the rest of the movie

  • @rachelelizabeth6017
    @rachelelizabeth6017 6 років тому +178

    🎶*“WHERE DID I GO WRONG, I LOST A CUBE.”* 🎶

    • @IIxIxIv
      @IIxIxIv 6 років тому +3

      That killed me

    • @educatedscum5306
      @educatedscum5306 6 років тому +3

      rachel b I enjoyed the song unironically

    • @anujmgrroshan
      @anujmgrroshan 5 років тому

      If you lost a cube, you must be in Justice League

  • @TheGaroStudios
    @TheGaroStudios 6 років тому +77

    Looking at the scenes and they look like a cut scenes from some alien super hero video game.
    Great in depth discussion, I did not know I could watch 42 minute video without getting bored.

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 6 років тому +4

      One of the best lines was "a strange PS2 character teleports in" describing Steppenwolf's entrance.

  • @dr_volberg
    @dr_volberg 3 роки тому +8

    35:00 - It was established in the previous movie that Lois Lane "is the key" !

  • @isaacleutton8060
    @isaacleutton8060 3 роки тому +6

    Is the Snyder cut better?

    • @chrisss_xp9464
      @chrisss_xp9464 3 роки тому +1

      I’ve heard it’s pretty good, but it’s 4 hours

    • @isaacleutton8060
      @isaacleutton8060 3 роки тому

      @@chrisss_xp9464 ok thanks

    • @ExperimentalHero
      @ExperimentalHero 3 роки тому

      It is, and its long and uncut, which is a mega plus

  • @Urmomsaredpanda
    @Urmomsaredpanda 6 років тому +252

    That how to steal a cube song.... Not bad

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 6 років тому +1

      uggh now it's stuck in my head ...

    • @TheMaestroMizerous
      @TheMaestroMizerous 6 років тому +1

      Step 1: You feel the energy with glee~

    •  6 років тому +19

      I want a full version so baddly.

    • @alexandriamiles2730
      @alexandriamiles2730 6 років тому +1

      He fucked up the chorus though... The pitch was little off.

    • @Limogato
      @Limogato 6 років тому +2

      I need a link to the full original song, if there is.

  • @helenwhs
    @helenwhs 5 років тому +315

    They made Superman so OP that the only goal of the "Justice League" was to resurrect him. After that, Superman saved everything by himself, taking all the glory from his teammates. What's the point of JL when Superman can do everyone's job better?!
    Edit: Wow, Superman IS a Mary Sue. The entire movie is about how wonderful Superman is, with Batman, the one person who should STILL be wary of the destructive alien (seriously, Bruce doesn't know him, doesn't know if he will just demolish another city without regard when the next supervillain steps up. Him having a mother doesn't change that), becoming his #1 fanboy. The bad guy only invaded when Superman is dead and can only be defeated with Superman around, Superman can single-handedly take on the entire JL, and render the Flash obsolete. The movie is all Superman, Superman, and Superman.

    • @Loki-sk7bi
      @Loki-sk7bi 5 років тому +25

      100 percent correct. The Russo brothers know that Mary Sues can ruin a movie and they successfully avoided having them in Avengers. As a result, the stakes feel higher and you get to care about all the main characters. Superman is a curse for JL.

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 5 років тому +28

      @Jimbo Bimbo She is more so just extremely overpowered, rather than being a Mary Sue. Since being a Mary Sue would mean that the entire story revolves around making Captain Marvel as awesome as possible. The movie succeeds in avoiding that, but it doesn't succeed in making her interesting.

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 5 років тому +6

      @Jimbo Bimbo True, she does lack a clear weakness. Hopefully that and/or she becomes more interesting for future movies. So either we become more invested in her struggle or we don't mind that she is overpowered.

    • @GREATGAIWAIN
      @GREATGAIWAIN 4 роки тому +5

      Honestly... after what Man of Steel did, I don't mind a movie that indulges in the awesomeness of Superman a little. At the expense of every other character? No, you are 100% correct that it was a bad move but if I were to actually bother watching this movie and not just cut up scenes like in this review, I would honestly enjoy it more.

    • @jeremiahjeno
      @jeremiahjeno 4 роки тому +2

      he cant do "strong female protagonist!" job like wonder woman

  • @greed3104
    @greed3104 4 роки тому +7

    "While batman stays up on a ledge shooting bug people occasionally as if that would make a f difference" LMAO

  • @desertstorm272
    @desertstorm272 4 роки тому +6

    Avengers Endgame snapped Justice League into atoms

  • @harpiasan2885
    @harpiasan2885 6 років тому +227

    42 minute video
    im gonna grab my popcorn

    • @ontologicallysteve7765
      @ontologicallysteve7765 6 років тому +4

      Harpia Better be careful...your popcorn may #metoo your ass. Nowadays, I'm afraid to "grab" anything.

    • @null6955
      @null6955 6 років тому +4

      Smooth Steve yea you shouldn't be grabbing people like you grab popcorn...

    • @ontologicallysteve7765
      @ontologicallysteve7765 6 років тому +1

      nueon Or...maybe you shouldn't be grabbing popcorn the way you grab people...
      Perspective and perception...

    • @ontologicallysteve7765
      @ontologicallysteve7765 6 років тому +1

      rasghoul That's exactly what I'm saying. 👏 👏

    • @null6955
      @null6955 6 років тому

      Smooth Steve what am i missing?

  • @toasterbathboi6298
    @toasterbathboi6298 6 років тому +2528

    At least Gal Gadot looked good.

    • @ontologicallysteve7765
      @ontologicallysteve7765 6 років тому +102

      Damp potato #36 She'd look much better attached to one of my appendages.

    • @RaptorRocka
      @RaptorRocka 6 років тому +109

      Damp potato #36 Gal Gabot was in my opinion was the best part of this movie. Wonder Woman the movie was the only reason I had hope in this movie.

    • @toasterbathboi6298
      @toasterbathboi6298 6 років тому +56

      Scabbers she was the only reason I went to see this movie tbh.

    • @Humpsterlicious
      @Humpsterlicious 6 років тому +154

      Too bad she cant act to save her life. Her range is only constipated or confused puppy.

    • @toasterbathboi6298
      @toasterbathboi6298 6 років тому +67

      Humpsterlicious I don’t think she’s a bad actress, she was just given nothing to work with in this film.

  • @lumeanoastra1252
    @lumeanoastra1252 2 роки тому +4

    The first movie was so bad that Snyder had to make it again in 2021 lmfao

  • @namugriff
    @namugriff 3 роки тому +4

    Need to remember this film had two directors, after Zack Snyder left/was removed and Joss Weadon was brought on to finish the film.
    Also they are trying to cram 2 films into a single film.

  • @britbloc123
    @britbloc123 5 років тому +493

    "This shit is worse than Catwoman"
    Woah, woah, woah, steady on, let's not get too carried away NitPix.

    • @connman8d617
      @connman8d617 5 років тому +57

      At least Catwoman had Halle Berry clad in skin-tight leather for a couple of hours. That's worth 5 out of the 11 bucks right there.

    • @CarMau84
      @CarMau84 5 років тому +6

      Agree... visually at least it had better effects, although storywise Catwoman knows where it's going.

    • @MrZeB14
      @MrZeB14 5 років тому +28

      It's true. Catwoman is such a campy disaster it's actually entertaining. Justice League just felt like 6 hours of lifeless garbage.

    • @evenhartwick4422
      @evenhartwick4422 5 років тому +4

      i think what he means is that Justice Leauge is one of the most important super hero movies to ever come out, its a movie people wanted to see get made for decades sure there are worse comic book movies like Batman and Robin, Catwoman, Electra, X-men origins but none of those were justice leauge, this movie needed to be so much more than it was. this movie couldnt be allowed to be bad, medioucer or even great the first ever Justice Leauge movie needed to be amazing

    • @gggfightklub8449
      @gggfightklub8449 5 років тому

      No that’s to far

  • @MissCookieThief
    @MissCookieThief 6 років тому +116

    This is just my opinion but, I honestly hated what they did to Batman in this movie. As bad as the rest was, Batman was probably the worst part for me. I felt that his character was just wrong. Batman is a serious, menacing, brooding character, whose secret identity is of incredible importance to him. In this movie, he seems to spend more time as Bruce Wayne, and literally shows up to meet Aqua-Man as Bruce Wayne, revealing his identity without any hesitation. In the DC animated movie Justice League: War (which is pretty much this exact movie, but much better than this), Batman doesn't reveal his identity lightly, he does it serve a purpose, whereas in this movie he just shows up and tells Aqua-Man apropos of nothing. In fact, why does he recruit anyone as Bruce Wayne? Why didn't the Dark Knight show up where Barry Allen was squatting? It would've been far more intimidating and true to the character. Also, Batman isn't a comic relief, and rarely cracks jokes. But in this movie, he is taken so lightly it's almost unbelievable. There is nothing serious, or imposing about this Batman, and this movie fails to utilize a fascinating and dearly beloved character. This movie was just rushed, and seemed thrown together haphazardly. Most of Wonder Woman's character here just has to do with Steve Trevor; like everything about her in this just relates back to Steve Trevor, as if Wonder Woman, of all people, wouldn't have fought against evil because she was guilty about the death of one man. Not to mention the way that Cyborg was just kind of thrown in with little to no explanation, totally cutting anything that would make us care about him at all. I'm not trying to completely hate on this movie, but they had such wonderful characters to work with, and the Wonder Woman movie was great which got everyone's hopes up for this, and it just fell so far short. I don't agree that it's the *worst* superhero movie *ever* but it was definitely not what it could've been.
    Honestly, watch Justice League: War. It isn't perfect, but it does have nearly this exact plot, and it has Green Lantern, and a proper Batman, and a backstory for Cyborg, and just generally does a better job of everything this movie tries to do.

    • @thatdoylekid4292
      @thatdoylekid4292 6 років тому

      MissCookieThief honestly I think that this movie was just as good as justice league war and it was what I used to compare this movie. Sure, it got a lot wrong but in the end it's a fun movie

    • @CoulierCuts
      @CoulierCuts 6 років тому

      You can thank Joss Whedon for that.

    • @trevorhadley8354
      @trevorhadley8354 6 років тому

      Later on in this Diana said she fought always when needed but in a slightly way like she saved those hostages pretty good and Gal did great as her earning a nominee for Teens Choice Action Actress

    •  5 років тому +1

      trevor hadley she did ok in justice league but it wasnt anything jaw dropping. Plus she doesnt really have what wonder woman has thats one of the main aspects of her character. Wonder womans fierceness and passion. Wonder woman is naturally a strong willed character with also a demanding personality. Gal while she is a bit of a good fit for wonder woman she lacks the passion and the natural strong nature of wonder woman, gal is just kind of mellow and chill tbh,not that thats a bad thing at all but it doesnt fit wonder womans character tbh

    • @trevorhadley8354
      @trevorhadley8354 5 років тому

      Wrong answer She did good as WW in JL like destroying Steppenwolf's Axe by defeating him and is a nominee for Teens Choice Action Actress, She is the Jupiter Award and Saturn Award Best Actress winner as WW and is prepping WW84 for Nov 1 2019, where WW84 will fix the stuff where Cheetah lurks and maybe crooks lurks

  • @tropicjp441
    @tropicjp441 4 роки тому +6

    19:21 it looks like they are just touching his arm. Holding back someone by forcing looks different

    • @xero4479
      @xero4479 3 роки тому

      You dont hold someone back by pushing them towards the thing you're holding them back from

  • @mikeinalberta1330
    @mikeinalberta1330 3 роки тому +8

    This breakdown is %200 accurate. Thank you sir. You gave me faith in humanity again after watching this video.

  • @uhoh6706
    @uhoh6706 6 років тому +54

    Hey remember the end scene of Batman vs Superman with all the rocks rising nearby Superman’s coffin? Yeah me neither because what the fuck was that even suppose to imply then if they acknowledge that he is very dead in this movie.

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 6 років тому +3

      Did you not understand the line "HIS CELLS ARE UNABLE TO DECAY" .... or were you too busy checking your phone?
      He was technically dead, but unlike humans, his body doesn't decay, and because of that it's perfectly legit to bring him back to life. No different to cryo-sleep in a sci-fi movie mate... I'm sorry if you are too dumb to understand that.

    • @BaronVonBielski
      @BaronVonBielski 6 років тому +2

      it wasnt supposed to mean anything it was supposed to give you hope

    • @SCF721
      @SCF721 6 років тому +17

      Samur/Aye what does any of that have to do with the rocks rising? His cells are unable to decay, and he's still dead but the rocks still rise from his grave because....reasons?

    • @uhoh6706
      @uhoh6706 6 років тому +7

      +Samur/Aye Oh boy another “Your too dumb to understand” fan. So your saying he can still use his powers even though he is dead? What kind of bullshit is that. If they are gonna add some bullshit like that, just say he’s in a coma or something because it will make sense at least. Even then if he could levitate stuff, why was he treated as a normal corpse in Justice League then? There was no scene as too where any characters noticed strange shit about his body doing stuff like levitate stuff in Justice League. He was just a normal corpse but apparently he could use powers after he died recently in Batman Vs Superman? Sure okay buddy.
      Also Martha

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 6 років тому

      even humans have our own electro-magnetic field, electrical impulses in our body is how Sharks are able to detect us even if perfectly still... Superman has a super version of that.
      Do you really need to be hand held through the entire movie? Maybe you prefer things like Batman Begins, where we're told THREE times within 5 minutes what will happen when the train reaches the station aye? Quite frankly I'm insulted that directors like Nolan think ALL people are that stupid to need things explain 3 times as if we are toddlers.

  • @yoitszombieac2673
    @yoitszombieac2673 5 років тому +418

    I take offense to you calling Stephen wolf a PS2 villain
    The PS2 looks way better

    • @doctorclaw8232
      @doctorclaw8232 5 років тому +4

      THIS

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 5 років тому +7

      I love that you called a dark and powerful New Gods character by what would be his human alter ego name. Meet my friend, Stephen Wolf! When he takes off his glasses he is definitely not Steppenwolf, the Superman-murdering monster and destroyer of worlds! Don't mind Steve's ax, it's a family heirloom he carries with him, (he's kind of a mama's boy.)

    • @paulcoy9060
      @paulcoy9060 5 років тому +3

      That would have been a better movie. Also, a scene where he and Clark bump into each, their glasses fall off, and then they put on the others glasses, and there is a second of shocked recognition, would have won the Oscar for Best Picture.

    • @htv3santos755
      @htv3santos755 5 років тому

      lol

  • @dickensdickala6601
    @dickensdickala6601 4 роки тому +1

    Can someone help me , whats the name of the song playing on the background 1:23

  • @theunknowncommenter725
    @theunknowncommenter725 3 роки тому +4

    That description...what a bunch of loony drama queens.
    Thank God the Snyder Cut restored everyone's faith in the Justice League on film.

  • @BadTimeBabble
    @BadTimeBabble 6 років тому +225

    Commenting because you asked. Yes continue doing some longer stuff. I love watching people dissect films and you do it in a very enjoyable way. So please keep doing this stuff. Thumbs up!

  • @Norlamek-ju7kt
    @Norlamek-ju7kt 5 років тому +307

    *Justice league in a nutshell. *
    Batman sees aliens, batman forms a team, batman feels the team is not enough, flash resurrects superman, superman fights the team, superman comes back to concience, the team fights stepphen wolf, superman saves the day.
    --end credits--
    *the avengers in a nutshell*
    Nick Fury messes up with the cube, the cube summons Loki, Loki attacks shield, black widow recruits hulk, Nick Fury recruits Captain America, Phil coulsen recruits ironman, Thor comes on his own, the team gets formed, the team argues, the team realises what Loki is doing, aliens invade earth, the team defeats the aliens, avengers save the day
    --end credits--
    What's the justice league for if superman saves the day.

    • @bartistclord1916
      @bartistclord1916 5 років тому +11

      It could have been nice IF zac had waited to bring Zod in AFTER the Justice League is formed. That would/could/should have been a good challenge for the JL.
      w/c/should have done the solo movies to establish the characters before JL so we don't have to spend 50 minutes of the team-up movie doing solo-story things that should have already been handled in their solo film.
      Also w/c/should have waited many movies to fake kill superman, not the second film. etc etc and floating rocks 10 minutes after his death to undermine ANY emotional impact was a lame move, but not as lame as "Martha"

    • @ftlbattosai9470
      @ftlbattosai9470 5 років тому +3

      They where fighting a god they knew nothing about so of course Superman would be the only one strong enough to fight Steppenwolf.

    • @VunderGuy
      @VunderGuy 5 років тому +13

      @FtL Battusai
      That... doesn't follow logic at all, especially considering how the term god doesn't mean anything by itself without feats, the gods in the DCEU would be laughed at a bench press by any real world counter parts, and the fact that they have Wonder Woman who has in the DCEU already faced down a god and who's history in the mainline comics has her facing off against gods all the time and at least holding her own. Some of those gods were even Superman or above tier.

    • @ftlbattosai9470
      @ftlbattosai9470 5 років тому

      @@VunderGuy So... we've had WW get hit by a car and go flying we've also had Superman wrap chains around every planet in our solar system and fly them to a new spot he even flew so fast around Earth counter clockwise that he rewound time. There are many iterations of thease characters some are OP and some are not, the movies are allowed to stray from the comics and even create a new story if they so choose. Also Steppenwolf has already fought Ares, Zeus and Artemis and even killed a Green Lantern in the comics so Ares is nothing compared to Steppenwolf which means neither is Wounder Woman.

    • @Nikoolayy1
      @Nikoolayy1 5 років тому +12

      Your arguments are bad. A movie about a team, should be a movie, where the team saves the day (or as in Avengers 3, they try hard to save the day), not just one guy :) Plain and simple, also why Superman should be stronger than WW ? As you said there are many iterations of thease characters, so the writters just did the wrong choices. Also, Batman should have made the plan for victory (he was not smart in the movie) and Steppenwolf had mother issues (we don't know what were the boxes and if they are named "Marta").

  • @worldstarpictures7021
    @worldstarpictures7021 4 роки тому +7

    12:11 those flutes crack me up so hard.

  • @AntiCheatBot
    @AntiCheatBot 3 роки тому

    Guys please Ive been looking for it for years.. what's the song at 1:20 in the background (the original) PLEASE!

  • @talhunter4391
    @talhunter4391 6 років тому +50

    The way you said taika waititi hurt me as a New Zealander.

  • @RandomCarrot2806
    @RandomCarrot2806 6 років тому +48

    Even though The Avengers had the advantage of both the cube and Loki being set up in previous movies we still get more information about both in that initial scene than we do in Justice League. It's both lazy and incompetent film making and screen writing. In a 300million dollar movie.

    • @RandomCarrot2806
      @RandomCarrot2806 5 років тому

      I just wish they had thrown the money at a competent director or writers.

  • @joytravis1628
    @joytravis1628 4 роки тому +15

    i slept through half the film and couldn't follow the fight scenes nor the story, so yeah, the movie was bad

  • @Loyalguardian6000
    @Loyalguardian6000 4 роки тому +9

    Anyone get the vibe D.C. copied Iron Man and Spider-Man father/son bond with Flash and Batman?

    • @danielplainview2584
      @danielplainview2584 4 роки тому

      4everAmerican justice league sucks, but no, this was in development the same time as spider man homecoming

    • @namfingerstyle8403
      @namfingerstyle8403 3 роки тому

      @@danielplainview2584 huh?? Spiderman met Ironman in Civil War..

  • @Johnny-rx4hs
    @Johnny-rx4hs 5 років тому +53

    When the Justice League animated series had a better setup for the team than the movie, you know it's time to hire those guys instead. WB has been making DC stories for decades, but for some reason when it comes to live action they act like amateurs who have no understanding of the source material. Did it ever cross their minds to bring in some of the veterans to help with the films?
    I can think of episodes from the shows that are better executed and more satisfying than the films so far. "Heart of Ice" from Batman: The Animated Series being one example.

    • @timothysmith8341
      @timothysmith8341 5 років тому

      Phil Lewis I think that's one of the reasons why I was so disappointed with this movie. The JL animated series was so good and enjoyable, while this was boring and bland. The only thing they had in common were the characters

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 5 років тому +1

      problem is that movie universe just started out bad and rushed, animated series and movies had more thought process put in, there isn't many TV shows or movies i don't like from WB/DC except maybe the killing joke that was horrible

    • @SwiggleMcJiggle
      @SwiggleMcJiggle 5 років тому

      It's just sad. I love both Marvel and DC and like so many others I have waited ages for a JL movie. To receive this, after all those years of waiting and hoping is just disappointing to say the very least. We got our first JL live action movie and it was just... eh? How the fuck is this possible?

    • @altonlucas8236
      @altonlucas8236 5 років тому

      👏YES! YES!! Yes!!!

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 6 років тому +476

    They could CG Superman's lip, but they couldn't use CG to make Aquaman not wall-eyed?

    • @Strawhat_Kal
      @Strawhat_Kal 6 років тому +12

      Oh shit it's Dr Shaym

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 6 років тому +5

      Dr Shaym They did.

    • @akhilnair1137
      @akhilnair1137 6 років тому +4

      Dr Shaym hey love ur antifeminist videos

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 6 років тому +6

      Dr Shaym could they CG and attack that isn't "burst of speed and dash forward"?

    • @HoogaShaaka
      @HoogaShaaka 6 років тому +2

      the fuck u doin here women hater???
      (love u btw)

  • @pgplaysvidya
    @pgplaysvidya 4 роки тому +6

    30:25
    THAT'S WHERE HE'S FROM