The Best of Jim Sterling Playing the Worst Games of 2016

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • 2017 COMPILATION HERE: • The Best of Jim Sterli...
    A compilation of Jim playing some of the worst games 2016 had to offer. Original video links in the description below in order of appearance.
    All footage from / jimsterling
    VALLEY OF DEATH - Achieved With CryEngine... LOL
    • VALLEY OF DEATH - Achi...
    LOCKED-IN SYNDROME - aka Locked-In Syndrom
    • LOCKED-IN SYNDROME - a...
    DARK NIGHT - Dork Frights
    • DARK NIGHT - Dork Frights
    PIXEL SURVIVAL: CRAFT GAME - Return Of The UnitZ
    • PIXEL SURVIVAL: CRAFT ...
    FNAF WORLD - Five Nights At Final Fantasy
    • FNAF WORLD - Five Nigh...
    TORO - Utter Bullshit
    • TORO - Utter Bullshit
    GODUS WARS - More Like Godus Bores
    • GODUS WARS - More Like...
    CANDICE DEBÉBÉ'S INCREDIBLY TRICK LIFESTYLE - I Am Ready To Die Now
    • CANDICE DEBÉBÉ'S INCRE...
    PESADELO: REGRESSAO - Survival Whatever
    • PESADELO: REGRESSAO - ...
    BUBONIC: OUTBREAK - Poobonic Shitsnake
    • BUBONIC: OUTBREAK - Po...
    DEAD EFFECT 2 - Is Jane Memes?
    • DEAD EFFECT 2 - Is Jan...
    X-17 - What In The Absolute Fuck?
    • X-17 - What In The Abs...
    ROBERT MENSAH'S SINS OF THE FATHER - Your New Worst Game Of 2016
    • ROBERT MENSAH'S SINS O...
    OPERATION CAUCASUS - Cry Harder Engine
    • OPERATION CAUCASUS - C...
    UNCONSCIOUS - Your Game Doesn't Work Mate
    • UNCONSCIOUS - Your Gam...
    AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS - Literally Painful Viewing, I'm Sorry
    • AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MA...
    WORST CASE Z - I Think This Game Is Haunted
    • WORST CASE Z - I Think...
    A GRANDE BAGUNÇA ESPACIAL: THE GREAT SPACE MESS - What. The. Fuck...
    • A GRANDE BAGUNÇA ESPAC...
    THE INVERTED EVOLUTION - Total Shite
    • THE INVERTED EVOLUTION...
    DESERT THUNDER: STRIKE FORCE - Shit And Bad And Trash
    • DESERT THUNDER: STRIKE...
    BASE SQUAD 49 - Basically Bullshit
    • BASE SQUAD 49 - Basica...
    Everything You Need To Know About Homefront: The Revolution
    • Everything You Need To...
    AGE OF BARBARIAN EXTENDED CUT - Blood, Butts, And Nip Slips
    • AGE OF BARBARIAN EXTEN...
    ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: ESCAPE THE UNDEAD CITY - Load Of Shit
    • ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: ESC...
    KIMULATOR - A New Standard In Cringe
    • KIMULATOR - A New Stan...
    UMBRELLA CORPS - Raccoon Shitty
    • UMBRELLA CORPS - Racco...
    POTATO THRILLER - Crap Potato Bullshit (Part Two)
    • POTATO THRILLER - Crap...
    NIGHTFALL: ESCAPE - No Escape From Broken Controls
    • NIGHTFALL: ESCAPE - No...
    SCORE - The Rotten
    • SCORE - The Rotten
    THE REBEL - The Dinosaur Ass Is Killing Me
    • THE REBEL - The Dinosa...
    INVISIBLE MIND - Going Rogue In A Shit Collectathon
    • INVISIBLE MIND - Going...
    ONE NIGHT TWO CRAZIES - Freddies Don't Wear Ties
    • ONE NIGHT TWO CRAZIES ...
    MIND DEAD - Fuck Off
    • MIND DEAD - Fuck Off
    THE GOD'S CHAIN - Maybe The Worst Game Of 2016 So Far
    • THE GOD'S CHAIN - Mayb...
    THE WEST - More Like The Worst
    • THE WEST - More Like T...
    NEAR MIDNIGHT - This Is Literally A Longplay
    • NEAR MIDNIGHT - This I...
    THE YOUTHDRAINERS - The Breast-Flavored Lord Of Bad Game Design
    • THE YOUTHDRAINERS - Th...
    HAYDEE - Prepare To Robot Boobs
    • HAYDEE - Prepare To Ro...
    EVE OF DESTRUCTION REDUX - The Game With Literally No Budget
    • EVE OF DESTRUCTION RED...
    EPICA - Bikini Bollocks
    • EPICA - Bikini Bollocks
    SLINGSHOT PEOPLE - Nine Frames Per Slingshot
    • SLINGSHOT PEOPLE - Nin...
    WARFIRE - I Can't Even Describe How Fucked This One Is
    • WARFIRE - I Can't Even...
    CLUB NAUGHTY - Strippers From Hell And Stone Cold Steve Austin
    • CLUB NAUGHTY - Strippe...
    ISLAND SIMULATOR 2016 - The Quest For Milk
    • ISLAND SIMULATOR 2016 ...
    VCB WHY CITY - Completely Fucked
    • VCB WHY CITY - Complet...
    XENUS: WHITE GOLD - Cocaine Addiction And Kung Fu Lips
    • XENUS: WHITE GOLD - Co...
    BRAIN IN MY HEAD - Let's Shoot Play-Doh Mutants
    • BRAIN IN MY HEAD - Let...
    PAINTBALL 707 - Fucking Shit 707
    • PAINTBALL 707 - Fuckin...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 222

  • @GoIdenbaum
    @GoIdenbaum 7 років тому +157

    This is kind of my Christmas tradition now.

  • @jasperwest3799
    @jasperwest3799 7 років тому +186

    God I spend a lot of time watching jim play bad games, watched every single one of these videos.
    2016 well spent.

  • @EldritchAugur
    @EldritchAugur 7 років тому +198

    Dude I just want to say thank you for doing these. I've watched all 3 of these at the end of the year and it's become a Christmastime tradition for me.

    • @JediFan421
      @JediFan421  7 років тому +28

      Thanks man! Appreciate it!

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 7 років тому +2

      JediFan421 hi

    • @Cyrielx2
      @Cyrielx2 7 років тому +10

      Yeah i'm with you on this. It serves more purposes than just raw entertainment. Mainly a good catalogue of how much badness is flooding steam in increasing amounts every year. Cheers.

    • @futanaricommie6638
      @futanaricommie6638 7 років тому

      JediFan421 hi

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 7 років тому +4

      Remember. 40% of Steam's ENTIRE library came out last year. I still can't believe that shit.

  • @Blacknight8850
    @Blacknight8850 7 років тому +64

    When the truck flew up into the air was anyone else expecting "Fly Away" to kick in as usual?

  • @theguy32222
    @theguy32222 7 років тому +39

    the fact each video is longer each year ruins me

  • @erenyaehger6641
    @erenyaehger6641 7 років тому +137

    Robert and James Romine disliked this video.

    • @theintern2960
      @theintern2960 7 років тому +3

      Who?

    • @Alhttani_97
      @Alhttani_97 7 років тому +19

      TheIntern digital homicide guys

    • @RiShift
      @RiShift 7 років тому +1

      Who?

    • @Intothevoid-NIB
      @Intothevoid-NIB 7 років тому +5

      The people who run Digital Suicide. Jim played a game on his first impressions show, called it shit, and was then sued for $11M, which the Romines fucked up by saying $10M and then it was later bumped up to $15M

    • @Ars-Nova258
      @Ars-Nova258 7 років тому +7

      Then Digital Homicide literally committed suicide when Valve cut ties with them after trying to sue not one, nor two, but 100 Steam Users for reviewing their abhorrent games.

  • @Seaz333
    @Seaz333 7 років тому +32

    Doing the Lords work son.

  • @thechairman1318
    @thechairman1318 7 років тому +31

    0:30 Even the vehicles don't want to be caught dead in these games.

    • @deraj00
      @deraj00 7 років тому +15

      "I have to go now, my planet needs me."

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 7 років тому +20

    Ey! Thank you. This is an annual tradition for me now.

  • @billybobferguson3946
    @billybobferguson3946 7 років тому +18

    1:25
    *RECORD SCRATCH
    *FREEZE FRAME
    "Yup, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation."

  • @svetlanasygiainen5339
    @svetlanasygiainen5339 7 років тому +9

    Ah, the glorious reminder of 2016. All the glory from the video games.
    Hydrobot will be proud.

  • @mudgie0205
    @mudgie0205 7 років тому +18

    27:37. Absolutely... fucking...excellent.

    • @Chapperino
      @Chapperino 7 років тому +7

      Craig Smith he's got no bones!

  • @albertarias8233
    @albertarias8233 7 років тому +1

    Also, this is what I mainly came here for! 27:34 The pre-made asset model that we also see in X-17. 15:35.

  • @KassFireborn
    @KassFireborn 7 років тому +18

    [skips right to the end to make sure the paintball army ants sequence was included as predicted]
    Yeesssssss.

  • @Zejgar
    @Zejgar 7 років тому +34

    I'm very happy that you're staying loyal to the flying cars tradition. :)

    • @kevinwilley4180
      @kevinwilley4180 7 років тому

      Has there been any car based mishaps in the games Jim has played so far this year to be used for an intro for " The Best of Jim Sterling Playing the Worst Games of 2017"?

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff 7 років тому +2

    I'm always so grateful for these compilations. Thanks for all your hard work, dude!
    (also thank God for Jim etc etc)

  • @ujustgotpwned2008
    @ujustgotpwned2008 7 років тому +7

    I love these annual compilations - thank you!!!!

  • @Tiago88Alves
    @Tiago88Alves 7 років тому +20

    How the hell will Jim pick only ten?
    Happy holidays, people.

  • @Danstarr13
    @Danstarr13 6 років тому +1

    the game guru health hud never fails to disappoint me

  • @twitchytails
    @twitchytails 7 років тому +12

    you, my friend, do some excellent work making these compilations

    • @JediFan421
      @JediFan421  7 років тому +8

      Thanks dude! Appreciate it!

  • @ritahenderson6533
    @ritahenderson6533 7 років тому +1

    Dude, I look forward to these every year. Thank you so much.

  • @rossmallo
    @rossmallo 7 років тому +2

    Given the fact that Steam Greenlight is shutting down, let me be the first to say that I'm going to miss these.

  • @slendy9600
    @slendy9600 7 років тому +16

    the chains of love was a nice touch my dude 😀
    thank god for Jim

    • @randymccoy2527
      @randymccoy2527 6 років тому

      slendy9600 indeed. Well said my friend. And I will always forever thank god for Jim.

  • @CridgetMan1234
    @CridgetMan1234 7 років тому +2

    These compilations are the best, you're doing his work son.

  • @ujustgotpwned2008
    @ujustgotpwned2008 5 років тому +2

    I love Jim's laugh so much.

  • @Mokona127
    @Mokona127 7 років тому

    Thank you very much for the cut! It's a great mix of uncommented, unaltered footage and a bit of your personal note, generally making the presentation more enjoyable, so I feel there is a lot of your own creativity and humor in there. Well done, keep it up. ^^

  • @brandonwenzel2844
    @brandonwenzel2844 7 років тому +18

    This could've just been a video of him playing Candice lol.

  • @jsyder9343
    @jsyder9343 5 років тому

    Time to do my late December tradition of watching these compilations again! Thank you so much for doing these!

  • @PermianExtinction
    @PermianExtinction 7 років тому +1

    48:28 I've been watching a lot of Gordon Ramsay videos lately so hearing Jim call a game "raw dough" was incredible.
    "LOOK AT THIS GAME! IT'S FUCKING *RAW*!"

  • @mr.joesterr5359
    @mr.joesterr5359 7 років тому +2

    Lol I literally just watched the last one and wondered when the 2016 one would come out. You are awesome man!

  • @shanewilson2325
    @shanewilson2325 7 років тому

    Dear Mr jedifan. Thank you for taking the time to make these, theres something very comforting about watching an hour plus of jim fucking sterling son

  • @oxycominum
    @oxycominum 7 років тому

    I just recently watched the other compilations of 2014 and 2015 and I am so glad to see this video. Thanks for putting in the effort! Now if you excuse me, I have a 1000 piece puzzle tosolve and Jim's soothing voice is the thing I want to hear for the next hour and 20 minutes straight :D

    • @camm9b095
      @camm9b095 7 років тому

      Oxycominum The Macarena, But converted to MIDI? Idk

  • @domeplsffs
    @domeplsffs 7 років тому +19

    Aww yeah, 1.5h of Jim fucking Sterling Son! Thanks for the compilation, have a like good sir!

  • @StigMurcielago
    @StigMurcielago 7 років тому +1

    36:10
    Ohhhhhhh, so THAT'S where that picture comes from!

  • @PokerPlayerJames
    @PokerPlayerJames 7 років тому +4

    love your compilations. Good music choice in all of them 🖒

  • @pabond008
    @pabond008 7 років тому +2

    Yes! I've been waiting for this! Cheers, mate!

  • @Phoneybeetlemaniacxs
    @Phoneybeetlemaniacxs 7 років тому +8

    I am surprised Candice debebe didn't end up as one of the shittest games of 2016 that game made me cry

    • @eve7897
      @eve7897 7 років тому +3

      Phoneybeetlemaniacxs I think it had a bit of charm to it, I played it and I kinda liked it. Like I felt as though the humour at least kinda tried. And the game felt pretty good.

    • @jacobp7037
      @jacobp7037 7 років тому +5

      Phoneybeetlemaniacxs it had some really stiff competition

  • @ryanpearse910
    @ryanpearse910 7 років тому +6

    Well, this is my evening sorted xD

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +1

    Oh, my... Over one hour of Jim's highlights from all the bad games he played last year? Wait for me, I'll get a bag of chips, some iced tea, take a shower and be back in a tick! : )

  • @hairyson94
    @hairyson94 7 років тому +1

    I wait for these every year in between waiting for more BOTW/HITB compilations

  • @nickm2046
    @nickm2046 7 років тому

    You are awesome. Really enjoyed your previous two videos of Jim Sterling, and this one is no exception.

  • @benjammin316
    @benjammin316 7 років тому

    thanks for putting these together! really appreciate the effort you went to

  • @SyraxV
    @SyraxV 7 років тому +6

    id like to see one of these for "fucKonami news"

  • @PMArianef
    @PMArianef 7 років тому +2

    25:50 oh god I forgot about that game...
    *feels nauseous all over again*

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 7 років тому

    _"Oh it's crashed. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good."_ Jim Sterling -2016.

  • @slenderminion2229
    @slenderminion2229 Рік тому

    36:06 And thus, a legendary reaction image was born.

  • @tristanmagni9883
    @tristanmagni9883 7 років тому +1

    Where is the clip that has Jim dancing to Chains of Love in full body glory from?

  • @veraeroes
    @veraeroes 7 років тому +5

    36:13 iconic

  • @bowomar
    @bowomar 7 років тому +3

    Sweet lord, the tank bit got me, it got me good.

  • @pinethree7283
    @pinethree7283 4 роки тому

    ever since i heard him say this phrase "look at the state of this" ive used it to describe many games lol.

  • @the8rule
    @the8rule 7 років тому +2

    Thank you for your amazing work, happy new year to you :)

  • @wizardom
    @wizardom 4 роки тому

    36:09 the moment of purity... and it's all uphill from there.

  • @whenthemusicsover6028
    @whenthemusicsover6028 2 роки тому

    36:10 The reveal and Sterling's reaction to it. Fucking gold! :D

  • @xSTATOKEx
    @xSTATOKEx 7 років тому

    That tank flip from EoD was the best thing he's ever done!

  • @grindorblackout1986
    @grindorblackout1986 6 років тому +3

    I don`t know if you have one of these planned for this year (I`m sure they`re a lot of work) but if you do, I`m looking forward to it!

  • @Braamberg
    @Braamberg 7 років тому +4

    Already excited for the 2017 one xD

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 7 років тому +1

    I dont know why fnaf world is in this list. Sure, it's by no means the prettiest game but atleast it works, has an actual story and doesnt feel like it was thrown together in 5 minutes with stolen assets.

  • @SaiShiroKuro
    @SaiShiroKuro 3 роки тому +1

    i miss when jim did videos like this :/

  • @laggy3099
    @laggy3099 7 років тому

    "One Night, Two Crazies"
    "You failed Night #4"

  • @thomasl1061
    @thomasl1061 7 років тому

    Thank God for Jim Sterling!

  • @LiquidShamanMan
    @LiquidShamanMan 7 років тому +1

    26:58 Highlight of the the video right there.

  • @Brian-by3dr
    @Brian-by3dr 7 років тому +4

    These videos keep getting longer every year...
    should we be worryed

  • @AndSoTheyRot
    @AndSoTheyRot 7 років тому +2

    my mannnnnnnnn, you are a saint sir

  • @PermianExtinction
    @PermianExtinction 7 років тому +1

    I still think Candice Debebe's Incredibly Trick Lifestyle is the best monstrosity ever created. It crosses the line from funny to unfunny to funny again. Jim might feel differently but I laughed all through his video.

  • @ParadiseDecay
    @ParadiseDecay 7 років тому

    We have ti give Jim credit.. he's the only person with all these s*** games still in his library!

  • @williamnownes7173
    @williamnownes7173 7 років тому

    No joke At the Mountains of Madness actually made me feel a bit ill, Christ.

  • @MagikGimp
    @MagikGimp 7 років тому

    Holy shit, completely missed this (last?) year's video!

  • @Jun123
    @Jun123 7 років тому +1

    Infinite Game Over screen. 😂😂😂

  • @darklordforte8731
    @darklordforte8731 7 років тому +1

    So that was 2016. Can 2017 possibly be worse? I'm sure it can't get lazier than no effort. It's like the pulse of a dead guy, just flat.

  • @MD_Slaine
    @MD_Slaine 7 років тому

    I like how you have borrowed Ricky Gervais XFM persona circa 2004.

  • @yugga3
    @yugga3 7 років тому +1

    Big fan of Jim! Only suggestion would be to say, sub to Jim in the description on the video other than that keep up the good work and thank God for Jim lol :)

  • @1InVader1
    @1InVader1 7 років тому +3

    1:06:09 I died right there

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff 7 років тому +1

    Can we get those dancing Jims as gifs please someone?

  • @jonowee
    @jonowee 7 років тому +9

    27:30 Just yes, yes!

    • @sabatheus
      @sabatheus 6 років тому +2

      I am just siting here crying from laughing so hard.

  • @jimpollard9392
    @jimpollard9392 7 років тому

    My goodness but there were some stink bombs. Thanks for playing them so we don't have to.

  • @samsondaniel399
    @samsondaniel399 7 років тому

    Worst case Z is simply the best, the devs deserve some sort of medal for making everyone laugh.

  • @ZanderEzekial77
    @ZanderEzekial77 7 років тому +1

    Thank you sir!

  • @linzvibe201
    @linzvibe201 7 років тому

    hahah awesome vid man xD really liking your laughter xD

  • @fluffygutts2240
    @fluffygutts2240 6 років тому +1

    What was that version of Macarena?

  • @meatblazestudios3778
    @meatblazestudios3778 7 років тому

    Why do these always start with a car falling upwards?

  •  7 років тому

    amazing collection xD

  • @BreadApologist
    @BreadApologist 7 років тому

    :031 Van: I have to go, my people need me.

  • @alicaljungberg3742
    @alicaljungberg3742 7 років тому +1

    Achieved with CryEngine :)

  • @DauthEldrvaria
    @DauthEldrvaria 4 роки тому

    Say Evil Midgets in Cloaks
    And see if that doesn’t make you grin
    Eve of Destruction Redux is my favorite

  • @HO-bndk
    @HO-bndk 3 роки тому

    1:06:09 never gets old.

  • @MinooMinou
    @MinooMinou 6 років тому

    Almost the next one! 2017!!!

    • @JediFan421
      @JediFan421  6 років тому +1

      Here you go! ua-cam.com/video/_Kr4UtHcrTc/v-deo.html

    • @MinooMinou
      @MinooMinou 6 років тому

      OMG thank you! I'm watching it right away

  • @MyRegularNameWasTaken
    @MyRegularNameWasTaken 7 років тому

    34:35 is that... is that Cruel Angel's Thesis?

  • @OptiJams
    @OptiJams 6 років тому

    36:10 finally, the source

  • @supermeneer
    @supermeneer 7 років тому

    Thank you so much!

  • @wokeeye6441
    @wokeeye6441 7 років тому

    Do they all use prerendered assets?

  • @nightcandle62
    @nightcandle62 6 років тому

    hes hilarious guy. but it hought he was a little harsh to the weird arty ones didnt give them enough credit or time.especially the dance gringo one .

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 7 років тому

    0:13:44 It's a shame to see such good Voice Actors on such a bad game. :(

  • @Jun123
    @Jun123 6 років тому

    Dark Night - Hello you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kiwi__1011
    @kiwi__1011 7 років тому

    27:43 is the fucking best.

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 7 років тому +1

    Dead Effect 2 (despite its cringeworthy or depending on your tastes, hilarious voice acting) was actually not that bad.. well compared to the absolute crap Jim played this year anyway.

  • @NathanGatten
    @NathanGatten 7 років тому +1

    I'm so glad I skipped Godus Wars

  • @samspielmann7704
    @samspielmann7704 6 років тому

    1:09:09 rip spider

  • @nightcandle62
    @nightcandle62 6 років тому

    1:21 how did he know

  • @alicaljungberg3742
    @alicaljungberg3742 7 років тому

    what was the name of the game he played where he had to drive a military truck around, shoot aliens and get shouted at by some american-military-commander-guy all the time.

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 7 років тому

      Alica Ljungberg the video is called armed and shitty i think

  • @Jun123
    @Jun123 5 років тому +1

    Unconscious Developer: The game is hard and that was our intention.
    No, your game is broken.
    🤣🤣🤣