All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • A long time ago in a patriarchy far, far away...
    #StarWars #Review #Breakdown #VideoEssay #ThisIsTheRey
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  • @pilouuuu
    @pilouuuu Рік тому +819

    She not only destroyed the Patriarchy, but also the whole Star Wars franchise. Exactly what you would expect from a Palpatine.

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 Рік тому +27

      And she'll be back for more, yaih!

    • @kerebosaz
      @kerebosaz Рік тому +22

      why destroy one when you can destroy 2 at twice the price

    • @syler100
      @syler100 Рік тому +5

      @@kerebosaz or the whole set

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 Рік тому +5

      So powerful she is!

    • @rigod100
      @rigod100 Рік тому

      ​@@hermitcard4494 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 Рік тому +1543

    Truly the most stunning and brave birthing person of our generation. As a non binary battle droid with Roger/Roger pronouns, I'm proud that Rey is part of the Star Trek universe.

  • @Tusitala1967
    @Tusitala1967 Рік тому +634

    White girl outruns black man. Seems legit.

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns Рік тому +92

      she gotta outrun the predators. makes sense

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 Рік тому +26

      @@usern4metak3ns “well of course she has to run! who else will protect her from *those* people? Next they’ll come for the children! Who will protect the women and the children from those brutish ni-“ 👵🏻

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Рік тому +7

      ​@@anotherrandomguy8871 your comment seems incomplete

    • @vinnievu1
      @vinnievu1 Рік тому +16

      ​@@josephbassey1501 UA-cam has banned him for "hate speech".

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Рік тому +4

      @@vinnievu1 think his brain froze

  • @randymarsh27
    @randymarsh27 Рік тому +219

    Remember!!
    None of this would have happened without Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence.

    • @whaguitars
      @whaguitars Рік тому +15

      LOL

    • @Agent_Ste
      @Agent_Ste Рік тому +26

      she was the first Jennifer Lawrence on the screen.

    • @pedroj3432
      @pedroj3432 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Agent_Stelmao😂 i only heard that shit for the first time yesterday. I like her, so that was somewhat upsetting

    • @CooLin1stPlace
      @CooLin1stPlace Рік тому +3

      Where would we be without her? All hail J. Law!

    • @replicantona
      @replicantona Рік тому +2

      ​@@pedroj3432 i need context pls

  • @MasterSprintersan1
    @MasterSprintersan1 Рік тому +349

    Legend has it that Rey, as an egg inside of her mom’s womb, demanded the sperm cells to ask for consent first before the fertilization even began. Her story is inspiring, brave, and as strong as her wide looking forehead.

    • @joquin4618
      @joquin4618 Рік тому +15

      Probably Disney Star Wars cannon 🤢

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 Рік тому +7

      That's hilarious 🤣

    • @user-ew4pe7zf3k
      @user-ew4pe7zf3k Рік тому +4

      Anakin didn't need a father for conception and neither did Rey lolz

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 Рік тому

      @@user-ew4pe7zf3k Her being Palpatine pulling a Plagueis would actually be a better explanation for where she came from

    • @kool4209
      @kool4209 Рік тому +1

      she also used the force to kill and remove the sperm once she was birthed so she can take full credit for her existence

  • @TheUninspiredReviewer
    @TheUninspiredReviewer Рік тому +241

    I'm surprised that a stunning, brave & capable WOMAN like Rey only destroyed the patriarchy 138 times, she could've gone for a solid 200.

    • @hypr.focused
      @hypr.focused Рік тому +28

      She did but Misogynistic movie editor cut it away

    • @jlall4467
      @jlall4467 Рік тому +14

      She will be in more SW movies so maybe she'll get to 200

    • @TheUninspiredReviewer
      @TheUninspiredReviewer Рік тому +8

      @@hypr.focused hahaha she'll break the fourth wall to smash the patriarchy behind the screen!

    • @TheUninspiredReviewer
      @TheUninspiredReviewer Рік тому +6

      @@jlall4467 If she gets another trilogy i'll bet they bump it up to 500

    • @marsoh7972
      @marsoh7972 Рік тому +7

      She could, but she had to leave something for Holdo, Leia and Rose to destroy. Women aren't selfish... like men!

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Рік тому +146

    According to Disney Star Wars, it takes a Palpatine to make the best Skywalker. 🙃

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 Рік тому +8

      Reminds me of dylan mulvaney

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Рік тому +3

      Who would have thought that a Palpatine was the Chosen One of the prophecy to bring balance to the force. Creamy Sheev should have kept his pants on.

    • @Norbingel
      @Norbingel Рік тому +3

      It's 202x. Where it takes men to be the best women.

  • @wethepeople2906
    @wethepeople2906 Рік тому +145

    Can we just admit this video is better than the movie itself

    • @philipthomas7536
      @philipthomas7536 Рік тому +1

      It definitely is, there again so is watching paint dry.

    • @aboutface102
      @aboutface102 Рік тому +2

      A movie of a horse taking a shit is better than the sequel trilogy

    • @richlasma
      @richlasma 9 місяців тому

      Fin RACES to the rescue..🤣

    • @AlainBoudard
      @AlainBoudard 7 місяців тому

      I'm sure it is, but I only saw episode 7 of the last 3. I'm quite happy I didn't see 8 and 9 😅

  • @RaydeusMX
    @RaydeusMX Рік тому +324

    The one thing that I really appreciate about Disney's Lucasfilm is the documentaries and psychological analysis that will be made one day about all of KK's issues reflected in the content produced under her.
    Just imagine how much hatred, frustration and envy she accumulated all those years surrounded by some of the most talented men in the industry and being forced to face the reality of how talentless and incompetent she was on a regular basis. Only capable of serving coffee (maybe some hot coffee too...) and interrupting people just to insert her stupid ideas. And the best part is it wouldn't be unusual for her to cope with it all by telling herself she was a misunderstood genius being kept down by the patriarchy. But if only she could obtain the power she would show them how much better than them she is... and then she got it and proceeded to make some of the most incompetent garbage in history.
    It's like a text book example of a pathetic sith wannabe, and I love it. Bonus points for making Disney lose tens on billions on her personal tantrum.
    Chef's kiss.

    • @brandocalrissian3294
      @brandocalrissian3294 Рік тому +33

      And they have doubled down on her dumb decisions by keeping her in charge! Idiocy, thy name is Disney.

    • @laurarules3642
      @laurarules3642 Рік тому +30

      So accurate, excellent post. Disney and most modern entertainment in general is so sickeningly misandrist

    • @hungchoonghow5857
      @hungchoonghow5857 Рік тому +12

      Don't forget the indignation she has to suffer at home under her husband Frank Marshall ordering her to do the household chores and washing the dishes ; giving him massages, washing his feet; ironing his clothes, fold his underwear ; made to do naked yoga on holidays in his presence ; separate the recyclable items ; help him remove his ear wax and so much more even though the Marshall-Kennedy household has 16 servants in their LA mansion...

    • @ziephel-6780
      @ziephel-6780 Рік тому

      It really wouldn't surprise me if activists like her are secretly agents of BRICS, trying to tear down pieces of Western Culture. Indirectly making Americans hate their own culture and society.

    • @jacobhollar8849
      @jacobhollar8849 Рік тому +12

      Personal tantrum, nice. You can feel the hate flowing through her

  • @shazmodeus2795
    @shazmodeus2795 Рік тому +51

    The inclusion of Jar Jar Binks voice in the "all the Jedi's give Rey a cosmic pep talk" had me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JosephFrancisBurton
      @JosephFrancisBurton Рік тому +2

      Pretty good - but I liked Burgess Meredith telling Rocky to get up even more 🤣🤣🤣

  • @smpdevelopments
    @smpdevelopments Рік тому +80

    Jesus when you actually pay close attention to the dialogue it's even worse than we remember

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae Рік тому +5

      Please, stop mentioning Jesus Christ's name in vain.
      Thank you.
      Also, if you don't believe He exists, why mention Him (in vain)?

    • @smpdevelopments
      @smpdevelopments Рік тому +8

      @@TedEhioghae wasn't referring to Jesus Chris, was trying to tag my mate Jesus in

    • @LowellJones-zu8jy
      @LowellJones-zu8jy Рік тому +4

      “You can type this sh__, but you can’t say it.” Harrison Ford after reading the Star Wars script.

    • @AliasSchmalias
      @AliasSchmalias Рік тому

      @@TedEhioghae If people want to make fun of Jesus Christ they have the right to do so. You don't decide that otherwise you are trying to domineer them.

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 7 місяців тому

      ​@@AliasSchmalias they'll end up in hell, so obviously they don't have the right to do so lol.

  • @BillyReplies
    @BillyReplies Рік тому +195

    It is absolutely staggering how consistently brilliant and hilarious the videos on this channel have been. 🏆

    • @whaguitars
      @whaguitars Рік тому

      100% and the first time I stumbled across this channel I thought he really was woke and was
      overjoyed when I found out he was taking the piss out of these we-tards.

    • @Morggy69
      @Morggy69 Рік тому +3

      oh yesssss....

    • @tyr3759
      @tyr3759 Рік тому +3

      It's also a testament on the terrible state of "entertainment"

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 Рік тому +24

    This fanfiction give off the same vibe as when your mom forces you to share your action figures and play with your little sister.

  • @howardron543
    @howardron543 Рік тому +83

    Bruh... Rey needs more vids... One vid isn't enough to capture all her greatness

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Рік тому +2

      A whole UA-cam playlist, a clothing line, a perfume brand, a monument dedicated to her
      Are you satisfied now

  • @the-trustees
    @the-trustees Рік тому +82

    The most vile thing Round Head did in TLJ was to force Mark Hamill to call a lightsaber a "laser sword."

    • @velveetaslingshot
      @velveetaslingshot Рік тому +14

      Right?? Thinking about TLJ makes my blood boil. The lack of respect for the Star Wars universe......

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Рік тому +1

      It don’t you feel your expectations subverted? A real work of art.

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees Рік тому

      @@chazzitz-wh4ly The only thing you left out of a great comment was the 🙄 emoji. 😀

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 Рік тому +1

      That was atrocious BUT don’t insult it, KK knows it better than us sexists

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees Рік тому

      @@rsmith8113 I'll bet her middle initial is the 3rd "K." 🤮

  • @velveetaslingshot
    @velveetaslingshot Рік тому +31

    Disney had an ACTUAL strong fierce independent woman.... and they promptly fired her.....

    • @cabnbeeschurgr6440
      @cabnbeeschurgr6440 Рік тому +8

      Carano's character was 1. Strong and able to hold her own against a Mando, also is visibly jacked.
      2. Retains her femininity and acts as a bit of a motherly figure to baby yoda.
      3. She struggles against stronger enemies but gains the advantage by making better tactical decisions.
      Rey does none of this.

    • @erizzle67
      @erizzle67 Рік тому +4

      Funny they fired her for saying crazy political stuff online. But Mark Hamill insulting a child online got a convenient blind eye.

    • @jyrlan2596
      @jyrlan2596 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@cabnbeeschurgr6440she's also a veteran with years of combat experience against a superior enemy. Rey is a snarky junker

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 7 місяців тому

      You mean that shit talking idiot who got herself fired? Yeah, a truly strong, fierce and independent woman😂😂😂

    • @shaggyrumplenutz1610
      @shaggyrumplenutz1610 18 днів тому +1

      It's probably that Carano wouldn't sit on the casting couch.

  • @DonHG32
    @DonHG32 Рік тому +10

    "Mary Sue Awakens"..."The Last Mary Sue"..."The Rise of Mary Sue"....dear lord, make it stop.

  • @user-ew4pe7zf3k
    @user-ew4pe7zf3k Рік тому +48

    I literally looked away for one second and missed the kiss of death that Rey gave to Kylo. A flawless victory

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas Рік тому +4

      The power of love overcomes death
      But not the kiss of death

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Рік тому

      She would rather save a space worm.

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 Рік тому +1

      Her kiss cured toxic masculinity

  • @TheKnoxvicious
    @TheKnoxvicious Рік тому +168

    2:55
    I always hated how patronizing she was to Finn. You’re talking to a full grown man, Rey, not your five year old kid.

    • @tylersmith4516
      @tylersmith4516 Рік тому +46

      How else are we supposed to know how strong she is?

    • @pjludda4323
      @pjludda4323 Рік тому

      (Something, something, white women talking down to black man, something, something, muh duhvershitty, something, something)...

    • @Data-Expungeded
      @Data-Expungeded Рік тому

      @@tylersmith4516 Yeah fight the patriarchy! Punch a guy in the balls for trying to do anything at all!

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 Рік тому

      But he’s a man and she is a woman. Woman are superior to man. Did you not pay attention to the liberal teachings?

    • @wickedviscus2139
      @wickedviscus2139 Рік тому +3

      Imagine how miserable one would be with a wife like that lol

  • @Pit_Lord
    @Pit_Lord Рік тому +9

    “Finn feels the weight of Rey’s gigantic balls” The guy doesn’t realize how lucky he is; getting crushed by Rey’s balls is a great description of Kylo’s entire adult life.

  • @WarBirdGhost
    @WarBirdGhost Рік тому +12

    KK, is one K away from becoming the Sith Queen to the patriarchy.

  • @SweetOrangeGirl
    @SweetOrangeGirl Рік тому +144

    Rey is one of the protagonists of all time.

    • @ScarlettSpitfyre
      @ScarlettSpitfyre Рік тому +17

      She is THE Protagonist, not "One of the". She returned into past to save HER future.

    • @brycespencer6732
      @brycespencer6732 Рік тому +17

      @@ScarlettSpitfyre Jennifer Lawrence would like to have a word about that

    • @ScarlettSpitfyre
      @ScarlettSpitfyre Рік тому +9

      @@brycespencer6732 Yes, the first female everything in movies. :)) Yeah, I was talking in Tenet words about the Protagonist. I never even thought of Jennifer "First" Lawrence.

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas Рік тому +3

      Rey didn't have to destroy that old lady like that
      -Who are you
      --Rey
      -Rey who
      Rey:

    • @rigod100
      @rigod100 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MingoDiMedici
    @MingoDiMedici Рік тому +16

    How has this channel not blown up yet?

    • @AliasSchmalias
      @AliasSchmalias Рік тому

      Because it is supporting the ruthless patriarchy.

  • @Cold_Cactus
    @Cold_Cactus Рік тому +19

    Man I gotta say my favorite part of the galaxy far far away is how the new movies reflect our modern times ... man its so great that a movie series that was designed to be as separate from our real world problems as possible is now a representation of the problems of our world , so stunning such brave

    • @Cold_Cactus
      @Cold_Cactus Рік тому +6

      Or maybe its the part where Ray is a sword master the first time she ever touches a sword or maybe its the part where she knows how to swim the first time she's ever seen water or maybe it was the part where its over

  • @jamesmacleod671
    @jamesmacleod671 Рік тому +10

    She's that powerful she can jump dimensions into the Star Trek universe and sort them out.

  • @fishmonger1908
    @fishmonger1908 Рік тому +28

    While your narrative is absolutely brilliant, it really amplifies just how much they demolished this franchise. My God.

  • @TravisHi_YT
    @TravisHi_YT Рік тому +66

    Great edit, I forget how misandrist modern disney is, but it's almost every scene they can they slip it in.
    Your channel is so underrated, keep up the fantastic work.

    • @pjludda4323
      @pjludda4323 Рік тому +8

      Like their "modern" "books" that try to slip in queerdom in every-other chapter...

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. Рік тому

      KK's biggest failure: helping ready society to be taken over by billionaire (mostly white) old men with unlimited power that poop on woman's rights and anything they deem genetically imperfect.

  • @ReinoldFZ
    @ReinoldFZ Рік тому +14

    Poor Palpatine and Kylo, if only they had send any other woman to fight her to even the odds. But then again no independent woman had accepted the order.

  • @screwielewie
    @screwielewie Рік тому +15

    Just waiting for the day when the sequel trilogy is studied in film school on how not to make movies.

    • @JDoe-gf5oz
      @JDoe-gf5oz Рік тому +4

      Who's going to be teaching those classes when the boomers and Gen Xers who used to make actual movies finally die off and all that's left are veterans from the MCU era? "Well THAT CLASS just happened."

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Рік тому +6

      Which school is that?
      The same ones telling us they are 100 genders

  • @jaredthomas4663
    @jaredthomas4663 Рік тому +7

    My favorite scene was where she said to Luke, “I’m the upgrade.” Truest inspiration 😊

  • @rap1df1r3
    @rap1df1r3 Рік тому +5

    I always chuckle when I hear someone talk about "the patriarchy", as if we haven't been living in a gynocentric social order for at least 60 years now...

  • @ElliottNest41
    @ElliottNest41 Рік тому +7

    “…a masterclass in defeating misogyny…”

  • @AsteroidStrike
    @AsteroidStrike Рік тому +10

    I love that star wars title crawl. The perfect amount of information

  • @seanmcclure
    @seanmcclure Рік тому +7

    I think the most entertaining part of the force awakens has been the shill media coming out and saying she’s not a Mary Sue, knowing damn well she is.

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. Рік тому +1

      They always make bold claims without any meaningful or real arguments to back it up, when asked they either block u or ignore you, while running to their safe space where they all regroup to validate themselves.

  • @TiGGowich
    @TiGGowich Рік тому +9

    This just openend up old wounds... I thought I had forgotten all about these horrible films

  • @thescoutguy8367
    @thescoutguy8367 Рік тому +12

    “. . .Darth Sexist.”

  • @reiudfgq3vrh34ur
    @reiudfgq3vrh34ur Рік тому +22

    this channel is gold

  • @jonathancooper4914
    @jonathancooper4914 Рік тому +27

    I love the scene when Rey says to her reflection ‘but Master is our friend’ to which her reflection replies ‘your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!’ I was crying and sweating from feels at one of the scenes ever!

  • @neomatrix4412
    @neomatrix4412 Рік тому +12

    All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy --- Star Trek: Discovery Michael Burnham hold my beer

  • @buscandolaverdad101
    @buscandolaverdad101 Рік тому +17

    I forgot the storyline of this movie it was so bad and now she is coming back. They really want to destroy young generations

    • @brandocalrissian3294
      @brandocalrissian3294 Рік тому +4

      Well they aren't allowed to remake or change the original trilogy, so Kathleen Kennedy is doing everything she can to ruin the reputations of all of the original characters. Dave filoni is giving her alot of help by inserting ashoka into every big moment he possibly can.

  • @DONTOURAGETV
    @DONTOURAGETV Рік тому +8

    Still in the beginning of the video but already have to commend you on the intellect injected in your humor … A true comedian can enlighten people with their comedy

  • @calvinmasters6159
    @calvinmasters6159 Рік тому +3

    Imagine living in a matriarchy.
    Looking up to the heavens and seeing a giant celestial udder. Forever unweened.

  • @Always-Hustle
    @Always-Hustle Рік тому +16

    We need more movies with strong women. Straight men are evil and weak. Thank you for pushing this message on us Disney. Keep up the good work.

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Рік тому +6

      Thanks for helping us save money on them bloody movie tickets

  • @Shifft-This
    @Shifft-This Рік тому +7

    3:16 This one line summarizes the entirety of the Disney Sequel Trilogy.

  • @tomsadventures1001
    @tomsadventures1001 Рік тому +14

    20 min of absoulte genius wokeness. I now can watch Star Wars through the proper filters. Thanks for the enlightment.

  • @emiliajojo5703
    @emiliajojo5703 Рік тому +7

    Like mauler said ,the first encounter between rey and finn kinda makes sense-and ridley actually acts for once.then the horror starts.

  • @frocat5163
    @frocat5163 Рік тому +3

    Calling Luke Skywalker a "myth" in _The Farce Awokens_ is equivalent to someone in the 1990s thinking the Beatles were a myth. Or someone in the 1970s thinking the German Stache was a myth. It's completely nonsensical. Which, of course, is why these idiots put it into the film.

  • @richvestal767
    @richvestal767 Рік тому +5

    Rey being Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert into the Star Wars universe just explains so much of the BS in the sequel trilogy.

  • @scottmcfadyen293
    @scottmcfadyen293 Рік тому +4

    I have to say , reading just a handful of comments .. you all should be hired as writers for all the destroyed series once beloved !
    What a shame such fine commentary will never be brought to light to save us from the evil stormtroopers of KK !

  • @legendre007
    @legendre007 Рік тому +8

    This video is full of the two best things: Womyn and the Wilhelm.

  • @pqsnet
    @pqsnet Рік тому +13

    My god i laughed. Because every sarcastic thing and ironic take is true.
    Its as if you read the actual storyboard lol

  • @floydfanboy2948
    @floydfanboy2948 Рік тому +6

    Rey is awesomeness personified and she don't need no stinkin' men. They should make a movie about her.

  • @samipersun9995
    @samipersun9995 Рік тому +7

    This is hilarious! Well done.

  • @larrytalbot3824
    @larrytalbot3824 Рік тому +6

    It's ironic, JJ Abrams admitted somewhere that they were forced (no pun intended) to re-write her character completely as they went because after viewing back one of the earliest scenes shot, the one where Rey first meets Finn & she's all angry & has a massive chip on her shoulder & is just generally being a dick to him - that she had been written like this for the _entire film!_ & so they worried it would put people off her character!!! (aaaa-hahahahaha!) , he says they had to lighten her up quite a bit & pretty much the exact same thing happened with the Jyn Erso character in Rogue One, they had to reshoot most of her stuff because her character like Rey, just came across as an arsehole.
    Good thing they changed them to the much loved characters they are today.😏

  • @CrimsonKoenig
    @CrimsonKoenig Рік тому +4

    Disney: somehow Rey returned

  • @dergeradeweg1413
    @dergeradeweg1413 Рік тому +4

    You’d think they’d at least try to give her a character arc in post.

  • @jimmyxc-xc9dv
    @jimmyxc-xc9dv Рік тому +16

    She’s so brave

    • @pilouuuu
      @pilouuuu Рік тому +10

      And stunning

    • @Fr6
      @Fr6 Рік тому +5

      @@pilouuuu more stunning but also brave

  • @AgentH53
    @AgentH53 Рік тому +4

    16:15 To me, she looks like a mix between The Rocketeer and Daft Punk

    • @brandocalrissian3294
      @brandocalrissian3294 Рік тому +4

      Would have been a cool look if it weren't for that big dumb box on the back of her helmet.

  • @menydenisse
    @menydenisse Рік тому +2

    This is pure gold and diamonds!! Thank you!

  • @raghulravichandran4231
    @raghulravichandran4231 Рік тому +10

    I dont know...if rey Palpatine is already capable and strong as a jedi grandmaster...how can they make her even more stronger in the upcoming trilogy

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Рік тому +3

      By making her even more stronger

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian Рік тому +4

      She will gain 100 lbs and take naked selfies for instagram. Then she will finally reach the point of true empowerment.

    • @GeneralChangFromDanang
      @GeneralChangFromDanang Рік тому

      @@nerychristian I hope she shaves her head and gets some huge, ugly earrings too. That's always a good look for a fat lesbian.

    • @Erolsaurus
      @Erolsaurus Рік тому +3

      Rey goes Super Saiyan

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 7 місяців тому +2

      You mean, she is as capable and strong as EVERY jedi grandmaster and EVERY other jedi who EVER existed COMBINED.

  • @user-zq8bt6hv9k
    @user-zq8bt6hv9k Рік тому +10

    Man I desperately need a lizzo Skywalker 🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Рік тому

      A Mel Gibson Skywalker will do

    • @Nonpain
      @Nonpain Рік тому

      A hutten Jedi?

    • @hardy9429
      @hardy9429 Рік тому

      Lizzo is the last left in the highlander reboot

  • @chriscummings4206
    @chriscummings4206 Рік тому +5

    I haven't seen THE LAST JEDI yet, it seems to me that Luke could have called (reached out) to Leia and let her see his location in the galaxy but, then Kylo could have hacked this communication. It's a race to get to Luke first. The Resistance runs out of fuel close to Luke's location. The First Order fleet arrives and the same events occur but, turns out that an old base is nearby and... Luke holds off the First Order until the Resistance can access the old fuel tanks to refuel the remaining ships and the Falcon.😂❤

  • @martintremblay4248
    @martintremblay4248 Рік тому +9

    That was beautiful, I cried a little.

  • @aquaticunicorn9511
    @aquaticunicorn9511 9 місяців тому +2

    8yrs later and the first movie still makes me unbelievably angry. This movie was so infuriating. I absolutely hate Rey. Like there are no words for how much disdain i have for that character. I know this video is 7mos old but just remembering these movies makes my blood pressure rise

  • @MrWhiskers65
    @MrWhiskers65 Рік тому +4

    You have a great channel, with a unique take on movie reviews. Very funny! Keep it up it will pay off, I’m sure of it.

  • @Dottor_J
    @Dottor_J Рік тому +3

    "Forget binary suns, this is a non binary world"
    5 stars

  • @arminosas
    @arminosas Рік тому +1

    16:23
    Additional:
    ''Not that you care, but I'm pretty sure I have a blaster''
    *PEW*

  • @neo7566
    @neo7566 Рік тому +1

    When I heard "Get up you SOB cause Mickey loves you!" I almost threw up.

  • @MSmith-ib1du
    @MSmith-ib1du Рік тому

    Ha ha ha ha ha. The beach boys part is priceless. They will never be able to knock your videos down.

  • @khandovarbalest1369
    @khandovarbalest1369 Рік тому +4

    "Psychotherapy with a psycho"

    • @pilouuuu
      @pilouuuu Рік тому +1

      KK in a nutshell

  • @NovRen19
    @NovRen19 Рік тому +3

    We praise they muse of satire glory!!!😅

  • @snacesib8729
    @snacesib8729 Рік тому +2

    who would have thought it would take 38 years and 6 movies to finally see the real hero of star wars. Epic

  • @emiliajojo5703
    @emiliajojo5703 Рік тому +1

    I have a cantina for a thousand years,what am I gonna do?scream the name of a clearly searched person I call a friend ,losing my livelyhood .new yoda, for sure.

  • @iandirish
    @iandirish Рік тому +2

    Rey Skinwalker is the most powewrful gammorean ever lived

  • @ArniesTech
    @ArniesTech Рік тому +6

    I am crying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @LukeLovesRose
    @LukeLovesRose Рік тому +3

    Brilliant and hilarious as always. Thank you for these videos

  • @krellin
    @krellin Рік тому +5

    wtf this is pure comedy :D

  • @pointeddown
    @pointeddown Рік тому +2

    Based on Finn’s fighting skills I can see why stormtroopers miss all the time

  • @Cold_Cactus
    @Cold_Cactus Рік тому +3

    I can't wait till the next crew is in charge and ray is showed to be the vilian she really is , Palpatine plan worked hes soul took over Ray and its all retconned as the new siths origin story , they may have to recast daisy but I'm sure we are all ready to make that sacrifice

  • @RedSpiderZero
    @RedSpiderZero Рік тому +1

    You forgot the part where Rey discovers that the force is female, and the PATRIARCHY collapses 66 times, never to recover

  • @Tallorian
    @Tallorian Рік тому +6

    Thank you good sir! With Her Awesomeness Rey -Palpatine- Skywalker coming back to trample still surviving sprouts of patriarchy and prove once and for all to the witless toxic male self-proclaimed "fans" of StarWars that The Force is Female, I am sure that this brilliant anthology shall be expanded to a greater extent.

  • @pedroaguiar6705
    @pedroaguiar6705 Рік тому +1

    "A surprising first impression" :D

  • @HuskyandStarch
    @HuskyandStarch Рік тому +2

    Thanks for what you do. You deserve more subs man.

  • @SodaiGoku
    @SodaiGoku Рік тому +4

    There's a reason this series was thrown in the garbage.

  • @gasgaslex_photos
    @gasgaslex_photos Рік тому +11

    Brilliant, accurate and sadly truthful

  • @speedycerviche2380
    @speedycerviche2380 8 місяців тому

    Watching this for the first time. I was constantly saying to myself.
    " thats not how the force works"

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 Рік тому +1

    It's like Rey started a New Game+ on easy mode.

  • @LukeLovesRose
    @LukeLovesRose Рік тому +4

    Why are all of these new Disney products attacking masculinity at every turn?? Looking at the new Little Mermaid, theyre ruining both Ariel and Eric as characters just to push misandry. I mean, they sacrifice real character development and real stakes for these women just to send audiences an anti-male message. In Star Wars, they ruined the character of Luke Skywalker and then threw him away for the sake of this feminist wet dream of a character.

  • @OblateSpheroid
    @OblateSpheroid Рік тому +5

    Thank you for your work.

  • @yojnna2088
    @yojnna2088 Рік тому +1

    Fast facts. Rey thought Luke was a myth due to his marital status. If Luke had been married she would have thought he was a mytheth.

  • @hermitcard4494
    @hermitcard4494 Рік тому +3

    MaRey Sue Palpatine', the bestest evah.

  • @omaroba1490
    @omaroba1490 Рік тому +6

    girl bossing

  • @digitalbobby42
    @digitalbobby42 Рік тому +3

    This is the funniest thing on UA-cam.

  • @CVReal
    @CVReal Рік тому +2

    So ahead of it time

  • @1974dodgecharger
    @1974dodgecharger Рік тому +1

    I can’t believe they undid the greatest sci-fi trilogy of the 20th century.

  • @samipersun9995
    @samipersun9995 Рік тому

    9:58 I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me.

  • @CptKennyLoggins
    @CptKennyLoggins 8 місяців тому +2

    Shout out to Jennifer Lawrence, the first female action star, for making all this possible! 👏

  • @garyjust.johnson1436
    @garyjust.johnson1436 Рік тому

    I remember when professor tosspot used to do videos like this over at voxis productions on youtube.

  • @Omegafoxx77
    @Omegafoxx77 Рік тому

    I don't understand how someone with a week training was able to beat a lifetime trained Jedi master or Sith lord. That's like me taking a kickboxing class then going to beat Mike Tyson.

  • @those1kidds
    @those1kidds Рік тому +1

    And they're making another trilogy with her! So excited haha..... It's going to make so much money 🤑

    • @thedramallama69
      @thedramallama69 Рік тому +2

      Shell be replaced by dylan mulvaney within the week. Cause you know... strong and powerful wimenz