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  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 Рік тому +228

    Stephen thank goodness you’re back!! What crazy times we are living in

  • @Jamzocd
    @Jamzocd Рік тому +172

    So nice to have Stephen and all the late night comics back to help us deal with the 💩 Show that is this country.

    • @Deadreconing66
      @Deadreconing66 Рік тому +4

      Couldn't have said it any better 👏 💯

  • @beverlyweber4122
    @beverlyweber4122 Рік тому +92

    Cannot express my gratitude that the strike is OVER and Stephen is BACK!
    These next months are gonna be tough...but laughter will get us through. Thanks Mr. Colbert!

  • @annebolduc6395
    @annebolduc6395 Рік тому +14

    LOVE LOVE LOVE the billboard. Great jokes as always ! Thank you for helping us cope with the insanity of this troubled era !

  • @beckywebb1916
    @beckywebb1916 Рік тому +74

    It’s a beautiful thing to hear Colbert again!

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Рік тому +976

    Remember when McCarthy said he would have a hard time not hitting Nancy Pelosi with the gavel when he assumed speakership? I bet Nancy remembers. And is laughing her ass off.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Рік тому +26

      Not at Feinstein's funeral, she's not, but she will eventually.

    • @lynnestamey7272
      @lynnestamey7272 Рік тому +52

      Ooh, of course she is! He couldn't even survive a single vote -- of NO CONFIDENCE!

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 Рік тому

      The temp speaker has ordered Nancy Pelosi to vacate her office tomorrow. The door lock will be rekeyed. She is in California attending Senator Feinstein's funeral. He won't wait for her to return to D.C.

    • @youdontneedtoknow7548
      @youdontneedtoknow7548 Рік тому +34

      ​@@lynnestamey7272Still an improvement over 15 times getting in 😂

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 Рік тому +30

      I remember vividly, now his balls are being smashed but the same gavel! 😂🤣😂🤣😂Poor Kevin😢

  • @surfer101ist
    @surfer101ist Рік тому +368

    Now that the writers got what they needed and deserved, my morning routine is back to normal. Missed y’all!

    • @topskek9786
      @topskek9786 Рік тому +5

      Npc or bot

    • @NicoleAZ145
      @NicoleAZ145 Рік тому +7

      ⁠@@beatsgalore4sure452And yet you watched this video, boosting UA-cam views, which helps make the show even more popular. Ratings are great, thanks to viewers like you!

    • @bonniespruin6369
      @bonniespruin6369 Рік тому +2

      @@NicoleAZ145 I guess the trolls have to troll! Lol

    • @palestalemale8831
      @palestalemale8831 Рік тому

      ​​@@beatsgalore4sure452you ppl are the ones trying to divide this country.
      All to protect Donald Trump.
      Its pathetic.
      Your pathetic.

    • @blackmanlistening7909
      @blackmanlistening7909 Рік тому

      Trump just played the obvious Trump Card. He just Talked UFO's. He that talks them first is the one that gains ALL TRUST FROM BOTH "sides".
      💬 = Symbol means New point being made.
      This is why I said they had DOCTORs and NURSES dance on TV and the social websites and getting PROMOTED to do so in early 2020 PRIDE.
      PRIDE!!! Satan does not JUTrST need them to be on his side He wants PRIDE to keep them from REPENTING! . This is the way of NOT REPENTING AND BE LIABLE TO HELL. They can't admit they were wrong, and turn around! Why PRIDE. With all this evidence PRIDE! Sadly it is working on some
      THE Government KNEW that once they introduce pride to the doctors and nurses, they can't will stay trapped. And not TURN on them, And it IS WORKING!!!
      When they tell you TRUST THE SCIENCE they are saying Trust MAN's science, NOT Gods.
      💬 = Symbol means New point being made.
      No regrets!? This is saying to God you are NOT REPENTANT about trusting MAN, and not GOD...("The SCIENCE" was a Code word or Code Phrase for TRUST MAN)
      💬 Every knows that in Revelations Chapter 6 the WHITE/RED/BLACK/PALE horses will ride. Causing people to take a scorpions tail (needle) (white horse). WARs, and rumors of war (Red horse), Prices of food and Energy and medicine and entertainment to rise(black horse). And death following(pale horse). And they knew that SOMEONE will come on the scene and SAVE THE WORLD from these things. Because the Bible says this person will come to save us.
      What the next push for the vaccine? Will people get raptured and the Government tell the left behind that it was aliens. And only the vaccinated was protected? And then they finish the TRICK to get people to go up and FIGHT against GOD!? Telling people there are aliens along with some proof (some of it halographic) would do the trick. DONT FALL for it!
      THIS SOMEONE (PERSON) is the FALSE PROPHET that will cause you to put your trust in the ANTI-Christ. So just keep looking for that person(while refusing Jabs). You will know they are the FALSE PROPHET, because that is what the bible says the false prophet does.
      💬 And PLEASE help me spread dumbed down message. Even a less complicated thinker will understand this.... SIDE NOTE: 1st Corinthians 6:19 "19 Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own;
      1st Corinthians 3;16 you yourselves are Gods temple! and that gods spirit dwells in your midst. .
      💬 You missed the first sign the mark of the beast. Don't fall for the other signs! Please! You can live in paradise.
      Before the Fall Satan made sure there was PRIDE. This is why I said they are having DOCTORs and NURSES dance on TV and the social websites and getting PROMOTED to do so in early 2020 PRIDE.
      PRIDE!!! Satan does not JUST need them to be on his side He wants PRIDE to keep them from REPENTING! . This is the way of NOT REPENTING AND BE LIABLE TO HELL. They can't admit they was wrong, and turn around! Why PRIDE. With all this evidence PRIDE! Sadly it is working on some 😔
      Interesting I misspelled Medicine, it came out MEDICIDE! So naturally I looked it up! WOW. It's a word alright. Now the question is, is MEDICIDE closer to suicide or genocide(they wanted all doctors, nurses and blacks to take it first), or omnicide?!
      💬
      One of the big reasons people will stop going to churches and didn't protest? I'm going to tell you a conspiracy (since I am batting a 100%). The VACCINE, downgrades the vmat2 gene. Which gives you the RELIGIOUS zeal (right or wrong), independent thinking. The ability to stick to emotional indignation (right or wrong). This is way stronger than fluoride. This is also a big reason WHY there will be a great FALLING AWAY! I cannot post links here you have to go to youtubes competitors for proof because they instantly block these links!WHAT will be the NEXT big push to get people to take the Vaccine (called: THE MARK OF THE BEAST)?. Here is a scenario that people would fall for. The RAPTURE HAPPEN! And then they show some of the ships (some holographs to make more). And the Government will tell you that the reason that YOU did not get ABDUCTED (no they will admit Ruptured) they (Government) will tell you it was the VACCINE PREVENTING YOU from getting Abducted (which will be really RAPTURED). Then they will get all the TRUSTING ones to take the vaccine. And the Conspiracy theorist (RAPTURED) will not be done here to get people to see the truth (not most anyway). Some of those being left behind will be in a SECOND RAPTURE. This will be a bigger test(because Satan wants to use DISCOURAGEMENT! Notice the multiple accounts in the scriptures. And Christ telling us let not those in the field first expect MORE than those the joined later. But you still need to be talking to God about it, in Jesus name because as the father in charge of punishment he is the one determining REPENTANCE!
      💬 Every knows that in Revelations Chapter 6 the WHITE/RED/BLACK/PALE horses will ride. Causing people to take a scorpions tail (needle) (white horse). WARs, and rumors of war (Red horse), Prices of food and Energy and medicine and entertainment to rise(black horse). And death following(pale horse). And they knew that SOMEONE will come on the scene and SAVE THE WORLD from these things. Because the Bible says this person will come to save us.
      💬 What the next push for the vaccine? Will people get raptured and the Government tell the left behind that it was aliens. And only the vaccinated was protected? And then they finish the TRICK to get people to go up and FIGHT against GOD!? Telling people there are aliens along with some proof (some of it halographic) would do the trick. DONT FALL for it!
      THIS SOMEONE (PERSON) is the FALSE PROPHET that will cause you to put your trust in the ANTI-Christ. So just keep looking for that person(while refusing Jabs). You will know they are the FALSE PROPHET, because that is what the bible says the false prophet does.
      And PLEASE help me spread dumbed down message. Even a less complicated thinker will understand this.... SIDE NOTE: 1st Corinthians 6:19 "19 Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own;
      1st Corinthians 3;16 you yourselves are Gods temple! and that gods spirit dwells in your midst.
      💬💬 If you missed the first sign: the mark of the beast. Don't fall for the other signs! Please! You can live in paradise.
      Before the Fall Satan made sure there was PRIDE. This is why I said they had DOCTORs and NURSES dance on TV and the social websites and getting PROMOTED to do so in early 2020 PRIDE.
      PRIDE!!! Satan does not JUST need them to be on his side He wants PRIDE to keep them from REPENTING! . This is the way of NOT REPENTING AND BE LIABLE TO HELL. They can't admit they was wrong, and turn around! Why PRIDE. With all this evidence PRIDE! Sadly it is working on some 😔.
      Interesting I misspelled Medicine, it came out MEDICIDE! So naturally I looked it up! WOW. It's a word alright. Now the question is, is MEDICIDE closer to suicide or genocide (they wanted all doctors, nurses and blacks to take it first), or omnicide?!
      One of the big reasons people will stop going to churches, and didn't protest? I'm I'm going to tell you a "conspiracy" (since I am batting a 100%). The VACCINE, downgrades the vmat2 gene. Which gives you the RELIGIOUS zeal (right or wrong), independent thinking. The ability to stick to emotional indignation (right or wrong). This is way stronger than fluoride. This is also a big reason WHY there will be a great FALLING AWAY! I can NOT post links here you have to go to youtubes competitors for proof because, they instantly block these links😔!
      You will never, guess where I am leading with this! Don't you find it STRANGE that BIDDENs presidency is MIRRORING TRUMP's presidency's problems, even way worse? Example: The news made fun of Trump for his text's, spelling, and grammar, comments about he would date his daughter if he was her age and free. Now we have Bidden with way worse words, and text. The news made fun of Trump Junior for mental problems and mistakes, now Bidden has his crackhead son. The news made fun of Trump screwing up international relations, now we have Bidden leaving people and military equipment in Iraq, and DRAGGING us into Ukraine and possibly a world WAR. This is so BLANTANT a set up. Trump will SWOOP in and 'save' the world from all these problems(unless God stops it) Why? Because he is the False prophet. Trying to look like John the baptist, and he will lead us to the anti Christ. Unless God cuts this Short also. On another subject, when The RAPTURE HAPPENS! And then the Government(new) will show some of the ships (some holographs to make more). And the Government will tell you that the reason that YOU did not get ABDUCTED (no they will admit Ruptured) they (Government)- will tell you it was the VACCINE PREVENTING YOU from getting Abducted (which will be really RAPTURED). Then they will get all the TRUSTING ones to take the vaccine. And the Conspiracy theorist (RAPTURED) will not be done here to get people to see the truth (not most anyway). Some of those being left behind will be in a SECOND RAPTURE. This will be a bigger test(because Satan wants to use DISCOURAGEMENT! Notice the multiple accounts in the scriptures. And Christ telling us let not those in the field first expect MORE than those the joined later. But you still need to be talking to God about it, in Jesus name because as the father in charge of punishment he is the one determining REPENTANCE!!!

  • @sionan7937
    @sionan7937 Рік тому +217

    Our depressing state of politics is so much easier to digest when I have the levity of late night to soothe it. SO happy to see Stephen and Seth back on!

    • @jeanhendersonharley3228
      @jeanhendersonharley3228 Рік тому +3

      Sure does wonder what we would do without these comedians making it bearable keeps me sane

  • @ficialintelligence1869
    @ficialintelligence1869 Рік тому +888

    The writers and editors were able to put this together _minutes_ before Colbert walked on stage. Incredible talent. I'm glad that they got what they wanted out of the strike. They deserve it!

    • @BSTheMadman1
      @BSTheMadman1 Рік тому +97

      I was at this taping this evening. Stephen said they delayed taping for a little to get it all written in. So cool to be in the room. Show biz!

    • @shevek2954
      @shevek2954 Рік тому +24

      Sometimes newspapers have pre-written obituaries for celebrities for when it happens. They knew Goetz was gonna bring a motion, so maybe assigned someone to it.
      Or maybe they used AI to get it out fast? 😂

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Рік тому +14

      Only the final decision came through in those minutes, the rest had been building for some hours.

    • @bewitched3912
      @bewitched3912 Рік тому +8

      They knew the assignment!!

    • @danmarino711
      @danmarino711 Рік тому

      Chump deserves a memorial buried under America's busiest HWY urinals stop for saying America's veterans, pow and heroic dead soldiers are worthless losers.

  • @kristinLB
    @kristinLB Рік тому +254

    I hope Steven knows how much he helps people make it through these unsettling times. I started watching him during the covid closet shows and I loved them!!

    • @craven5328
      @craven5328 Рік тому +9

      So did I! I know he was happy to get back in front of a live audience - but I loved those shows!

    • @dianacasey6002
      @dianacasey6002 Рік тому +4

      I feel the same he and his lovely wife made me smile and laugh through it all. So glad to have him back. One of my favourites was getting ppl to send in names for he who will not be named. The one that still makes me laugh is Hair force one. 💥💥💥

    • @Mithril_Antimarr
      @Mithril_Antimarr Рік тому +4

      Dems should nominate Liz Cheney for speaker then watch the GOP reaction.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому

      ​@@craven5328nope...this "STE-VEN!" chanting needs to stop.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 Рік тому

      Glad you found Stephen Colbert! I’ve been watching him since he was on the Daily Show then his spin-off The Colbert Report. A little trivia for you: Stephen Colbert was Mr. Goodwrench for a short time.
      Glad you joined the audience!

  • @Buffalo_Crone
    @Buffalo_Crone Рік тому +202

    Mr. Colbert, I am so glad you all are back. My face cracked last night from laughing for the first time in 5 months! Way to hang in there writers, you deserve to be paid for your art and skill.

    • @PastelBrushes-n-Donuts
      @PastelBrushes-n-Donuts Рік тому +7

      You said it! 👏🏻

    • @Gingerhannah23
      @Gingerhannah23 Рік тому +5

      Yes! Last night was so good- he didn’t skip a beat- and the NDT interview was awesome!!

    • @Mithril_Antimarr
      @Mithril_Antimarr Рік тому +2

      Dems should nominate Liz Cheney for speaker then watch the GOP reaction.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому

      You have to have TV tell you what's funny? 🙄

    • @Buffalo_Crone
      @Buffalo_Crone Рік тому

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 you a paid troll? Or, just a miserable person? Cute.

  • @SuntanSuperman8
    @SuntanSuperman8 Рік тому +100

    Glad the Late Show is back, and also glad Stephen is doing his Trump voice again. Always cracks me up 😂😂😂

    • @ahundredpercentprosperous4222
      @ahundredpercentprosperous4222 Рік тому +4

      Yes! It's the modern day version of Rich Little's spot on Nixon impression, and later Dana Carvey's Bush impersonations. But most of all I miss the worlds most perfect impersonation of Trump by Alec Baldwin. Utterly Hilarious stuff, totally nailed Trump like no other! 😂🤡

  • @vlduran5720
    @vlduran5720 Рік тому +150

    Am crying with laughter. Mr. Colbert, we have missed you

    • @fuzzywzhe
      @fuzzywzhe Рік тому

      It was a nice few months where I didn't hear co-workers repeating the stupid nonsense they heard on the propaganda box.
      People who watch television are stupid.

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Рік тому +212

    Hoenstly I can't believe Kevin was aborted at the eight and a half month mark. They should be forced to carry the man to term, even if it endangers the life of the party.

    • @Matt_with_2Ts
      @Matt_with_2Ts Рік тому +20

      Epic statement!! I concor. #MAGA

    • @Kate09090
      @Kate09090 Рік тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @zbagz01
      @zbagz01 Рік тому +24

      Ha! That's Colbert-level humor! You should post that on every video about the now-former Stinker of the House.

    • @mortisCZ
      @mortisCZ Рік тому +10

      That's just perfect comparison.

    • @torrencec5337
      @torrencec5337 Рік тому +8

      Good job lol.

  • @kellyhendricks7625
    @kellyhendricks7625 Рік тому +75

    I think what you did with the billboard quote literally repaired a little piece of my soul. So hilarious and satisfying 😂

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo Рік тому +1

      Yep. Turn it around into something better.

    • @Ominousheat
      @Ominousheat Рік тому

      I would pay a pretty penny to have that billboard raised outside Tr*mp's Leavenworth cell window. It might even raise the property price of that cell.🤣

  • @samcyphers2902
    @samcyphers2902 Рік тому +121

    Yesterday morning, Matt Gaetz was mocking Democrats, saying that they would side with McCarthy. Then they all voted along with him, instead. They called his bluff. Gaetz had no intention of this vote going anwhere, it was to look "tough" in front of his followers, just like Meatball Ron picking a fight with Mickey Mouse and losing.

    • @nitemirror1
      @nitemirror1 Рік тому

      that’s false. gaetz has more integrity then you liberals are used to seeing.

    • @ecyor0
      @ecyor0 Рік тому +22

      "How could I have anticipated that the Democrats would fire the gun that I loaded, cocked, set on the table and spun around to put the grip in easy reach?"

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 Рік тому +6

      @@ecyor0 "I never thought those Leopards would eat MY face!"

  • @flutist581
    @flutist581 Рік тому +53

    I LOVE that the "creeps" of late night television are back! Bring it on! Damn it, I missed you so much!!

  • @LostEveryMarble
    @LostEveryMarble Рік тому +47

    I missed this so much! Morning coffee is back to normal! Thanks to you and your hilarious and witty writers!!

    • @Lucas-jy7be
      @Lucas-jy7be Рік тому

      Hey there! How's it going? Hope you're having a fantastic day so far. Anything exciting happening in your world? 😊🌟

  • @JulieSchwartz-ig2xl
    @JulieSchwartz-ig2xl Рік тому +19

    Welcome back! You have no idea how much we missed you and all your writers and supporting staff. You are all priceless!! ❤🎉❤ Hallelujah, Hallelujah!!!!!!

  • @gaelle4328
    @gaelle4328 Рік тому +7

    Thank you for supporting people to get something you can live off and Stephen REALLY REALLY happy to have you and your folks back

  • @DeflatorMouse
    @DeflatorMouse Рік тому +522

    These last 5 months without Stephen, Seth, and John Oliver have been terrible. I had to get my news without a comedy filter, and I've never been so depressed. Thank god the late night boys are back!

    • @michelehemlokhexwhite4310
      @michelehemlokhexwhite4310 Рік тому +18

      My atheist arse says amen to that! 😅

    • @debb6393
      @debb6393 Рік тому +6

      Thankfully algorithms gave me the two fellas on Internet Today so was able to get a news comedy filter so now Seth and Colbert back it’s even better. They’re worth a look. We’ve nothing as good in UK 🇬🇧 and boy, do we need it.

    • @awilliams5007
      @awilliams5007 Рік тому +7

      Democrats are the best......
      .

    • @CatyBee
      @CatyBee Рік тому +2

      Good Lord, that's true

    • @AnnchristinaAlmazan
      @AnnchristinaAlmazan Рік тому +4

      😂thanks for reminding me, I was booted off for some Trump comments, and I forgot to re-add Oliver!

  • @andrewgilbert4303
    @andrewgilbert4303 Рік тому +413

    Great to have Colbert back.

    • @Dem0stumblers6726
      @Dem0stumblers6726 Рік тому

      You are correct Democrat supporters are helping to destroy America! It's good versus evil

    • @beemanma675
      @beemanma675 Рік тому +6

      Yes

    • @jlt759
      @jlt759 Рік тому +5

      And his writing staff too! I miss Colbert and the people behind him

    • @StellaJean1000
      @StellaJean1000 Рік тому

      He’s funny BECAUSE of his writers and staff.

    • @ALittleCLAIREification
      @ALittleCLAIREification Рік тому +4

      @@StellaJean1000 Yes and no. You can have the BEST script, but if you don't have the right talent to pull it off (in ANY scenario, but especially on live TV), it will fall flat. He has really fantastic writers and, once they go live, it's then on him to deliver. Camera speeds annnnd he nails it.

  • @oonamachina7132
    @oonamachina7132 Рік тому +117

    You, Sir, are a national freaking treasure. I'm so happy you're back.

  • @nicolebragg1171
    @nicolebragg1171 Рік тому +34

    I'm so glad to have you and your writers back & making fun of the news, because it has been so dull & depressing without you.

  • @mattiebigtime
    @mattiebigtime Рік тому +59

    I had no ideal how much I missed this show. Welcome back. Congrats writers, you deserve evey penny and then some!

  • @janeb3024
    @janeb3024 Рік тому +125

    How wonderful to have such creative and talented writers back on the job.👏

  • @The_Real_Deeda
    @The_Real_Deeda Рік тому +190

    So happy late night satire is back. I’ll never take that like button for granted again

    • @JanJan-Y4d-6dx
      @JanJan-Y4d-6dx Рік тому +6

      OMG. I get to laugh again! LOVE LIFE!

    • @roan9914
      @roan9914 Рік тому +5

      I didn’t realize how much I missed it

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Рік тому

      You very clearly have no idea what the word "satire" means.

    • @The_Real_Deeda
      @The_Real_Deeda Рік тому

      @@00SmileTime00 buddy you don’t have to force yourself to watch videos of a different viewpoint or ideology of yours on UA-cam, so you can troll people in the comments because your life is meaningless. Just go onto Truth Social where your kind is. I’m sure you will find plenty other unenlightened low vibrational Neanderthals you can yuck it up with and debate meanings of words you already don’t understand and debate political views that are absolutely unfathomable to you and your fellow “Truthers”

  • @LAXILAXable
    @LAXILAXable Рік тому +5

    So glad y'all are back!!! Putting a light spin on all of the BS and chaos. Thank you :)

  • @jswaggart01
    @jswaggart01 Рік тому +55

    Love that billboard. Well played Mr. Colbert, well played.

  • @67beatlefreak
    @67beatlefreak Рік тому +147

    With everything going on, we need the late show creeps to help us get through it! So happy for the writers, we were rooting for you to get paid what you all are worth!

  • @fauxjaux
    @fauxjaux Рік тому +57

    So glad Colbert is back!!

  • @yalondahowell9960
    @yalondahowell9960 Рік тому +50

    Gosh have I missed this show so much you give ppl a reason to laugh at the current situation and my mom always said laughter is a medicine thank you Stephen Colbert

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 Рік тому

      Yes, indeed. Laughter is the best medicine.

  • @kenforu1531
    @kenforu1531 Рік тому +71

    Stephen you're our kind of Creep!! So glad to see you again. And your writers are doing a GREAT job!!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +765

    Donnie getting a gag order and Kevin getting ousted is already entertaining, but I appreciate the Late Show's take on the circus!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +34

      I gotta get me some more popcorns! This Republican clown show is just so hilarious!

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage Рік тому +35

      If Donnie lasts another 24 hours on that gag order, I'll gag in astonishment.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Рік тому

      Shyt..liked that and took away your 69..lol

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Рік тому +18

      *enters courtroom with ballgag and rope*
      Look... The judge said that this was the only way he could think of to make Trump shut up. You guys don't want that visual image? Well, you aren't the ones that have to prep him! 😢

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 Рік тому +16

      Gaetz may be also expelled 😂

  • @AcademyMike
    @AcademyMike Рік тому +16

    Man Alive! You Guys make a smashing team. Truly transatlantic humour and satire. So good to have you back. Mike from Holt in N. Wales, UK . 😂

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 Рік тому

      Mike: ...and transcontinental. Cheers everyone, from Diane in Victoria, BC, Canada. 🇨🇦

  • @MauriceApophis
    @MauriceApophis Рік тому +1

    I ALWAYS watch your show Stephen! It's been a consolation during those f*ked up trump years and now it's a consolation for the pained souls watching that chaotic cluster-f*k in the american Congress! Thanks! ...and keep on trucking! Your show is true soul food! ;)

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Рік тому +731

    The House GOP is definitely a simple majority. So simple.

    • @TheOmegaRiddler
      @TheOmegaRiddler Рік тому

      There are very few things more simple than Donald Trump's brain. The House GOP is one of them.

    • @lbthingsstuffmore9513
      @lbthingsstuffmore9513 Рік тому +24

      The simplest! 😂

    • @MikeFelix1805
      @MikeFelix1805 Рік тому +18

      Very simple, the most simple the country has ever seen in the history of our country 😂

    • @anthonycudahy7207
      @anthonycudahy7207 Рік тому +7

      I'd comment but had trouble getting through bags of hammers before.

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 Рік тому +6

      So clever...

  • @thatdiyguyraymondmonk1225
    @thatdiyguyraymondmonk1225 Рік тому +146

    History made. The only person fired from a job that no one has ever been fired from before in history!

    • @SamaNuttz
      @SamaNuttz Рік тому +17

      Lol and Margarine being thrown from the Freedom Caucus and their Leader being Impeached twice and indited 4 times, they just love to be first. They say "America First" so I guess that's what's they mean....

    • @thatdiyguyraymondmonk1225
      @thatdiyguyraymondmonk1225 Рік тому +13

      @@SamaNuttz lol… it’s so sad that it is the truth. Many people are suffering due to the antics of these fools!

    • @seanstravelsandvlogs6233
      @seanstravelsandvlogs6233 Рік тому +7

      Did he really want it? After enduring 15 embarrassing votes to becone Speaker in January, the Quote from the Chessmaster Eric Kloster in Monk comes to mind: "Your threshold for pain must be extraordinary."

    • @Spookycat689
      @Spookycat689 Рік тому

      It’s what happens when you get to close to the orange cesspool of fraud…

    • @thatdiyguyraymondmonk1225
      @thatdiyguyraymondmonk1225 Рік тому +3

      @@seanstravelsandvlogs6233 he wanted that gavel so badly, he would have sold his daughter into servitude…. I am shocked he claims not to want it again!

  • @berglettemom6045
    @berglettemom6045 Рік тому +29

    Stephen’s so happy to be back, he’s positively giddy. I’m here for that.

  • @leafyrox
    @leafyrox Рік тому +23

    I missed the late night "creeps", especially Stephen. I'm glad you're all back and also glad the writers, and everyone involved in the strike, were able to find a resolution that doesn't completely rip them off.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому +2328

    Imagine getting punished by the cult just because you chose to keep the government open and its workers paid. Kevin is truly home alone 😆

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Рік тому

      To be fair, he also got punished by Democrats. But all it took is a few MAGAts to seal the deal.

    • @olikiahill260
      @olikiahill260 Рік тому +73

      Bravo perfectly say

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Рік тому

      It amuses me that some MAGA wanted the government shut down and as it wasn't praised Republicans for keeping it open.

    • @theplugrecuiter_4155
      @theplugrecuiter_4155 Рік тому +41

      It’s deeper than that, your just scraping the surface

    • @chuckheart41
      @chuckheart41 Рік тому +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annemiev9278
    @annemiev9278 Рік тому +61

    Good to have you back Stephen 😂 news always better with you in the house

    • @1truek269
      @1truek269 Рік тому +1

      Facts!! 🎉🎉🎉😂😂

  • @debevans7606
    @debevans7606 Рік тому +40

    Thank you so much for supporting the strikers. True honour. True dignity and genuine commitment to democracy. Thank you to all the "late night loser creeps".... Love you and them, THANK YOU xxxxx

    • @Lucas-jy7be
      @Lucas-jy7be Рік тому

      Hey there! How's it going? Hope you're having a fantastic day so far. Anything exciting happening in your world? 😊🌟

  • @eddiebaez6786
    @eddiebaez6786 Рік тому +362

    Man I missed Stephens rendition of how much of a joke our political system is. Glad you’re back, Stephen!

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Рік тому

      Why do you pretend the issue is our "political system", and not the treasonous GOP?
      You know you're covering for them when you do that, right?

    • @jeanhendersonharley3228
      @jeanhendersonharley3228 Рік тому +1

      Yes

  • @randomcon123
    @randomcon123 Рік тому +814

    Matt Gaetz accused Kevin McCarthy of working with the democrats and yet he required the help of the democrats to remove McCarthy… oh the irony. You can’t write scripts like that 😂

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому +53

      Gaetz was hoping no one noticed

    • @hcrobin
      @hcrobin Рік тому +90

      Now Gaetz can go back to what he loves best, asking 16 year olds to homecoming

    • @cvsailor84ify
      @cvsailor84ify Рік тому

      ​ y

    • @witikka5134
      @witikka5134 Рік тому +14

      People take the GOP serious when they don’t take themselves serious is beyond me.

    • @blackgateboxingxuanmenquan6407
      @blackgateboxingxuanmenquan6407 Рік тому

      The debt went up $270 billion in a day. In a day. But here you idiots are chattering like it’s all an episode of Mob Housewives. We’re doomed. OUST THEM ALL.

  • @johnstory2996
    @johnstory2996 Рік тому +123

    In proper countries, contempt of court puts you in a cell. America is a joke.

    • @jimrogers2390
      @jimrogers2390 Рік тому +1

      What is a proper country these days??

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr Рік тому +12

      ​@@jimrogers2390Anyone of them except America right? An that's sad.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin Рік тому

      @@jimrogers2390 I'd say any first world county, which nowadays, doesn't include the US. We're second rate at best at everything except killing people - wooh, yay, guns.

    • @jimrogers2390
      @jimrogers2390 Рік тому

      ​@@DR.Poncho-dx4zrYou'll b surprised, a lot of Americans fail to recognise the problems in so called other 'developed' or '1st world nations'

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 Рік тому

      But that's what Diaper Don wants, an excuse to whine even more and convince the Rubes to send the "billionaire" some more of their hard-earned money.

  • @anneheart4679
    @anneheart4679 Рік тому +15

    Thank you God for Stephen Colbert, his Writers and Staff 🎉 We've missed you 🥳🤗😘

  • @TommyChardonneret
    @TommyChardonneret Рік тому +12

    How glad I am that these brilliantly hilarious and talented writers are back at work - oh, yes, and Stephen, too!

  • @warrick3w881
    @warrick3w881 Рік тому +29

    That billboard idea... genius late night creep 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kdub6800
    @kdub6800 Рік тому +45

    Oh, how we've missed you Stephen Colbert!!

  • @caitlinburke5184
    @caitlinburke5184 Рік тому +20

    What a joy to have you qnd your team back! I need the laughs in my life! ❤

  • @ChristineJSmith16
    @ChristineJSmith16 Рік тому +1

    No words, only tears of laughter. Thanks creep!

  • @mycat2230
    @mycat2230 Рік тому +55

    You are on fire, Stephen. Glad to have your team back.

  • @peterkallend5012
    @peterkallend5012 Рік тому +424

    Welcome to the modern GOP, where you play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

    • @twotymer4458
      @twotymer4458 Рік тому +20

      And it's a full time job. 😂😂

    • @eddapultstab2078
      @eddapultstab2078 Рік тому +7

      Like that -85 dollar olive garden gift certificate.
      Wait! That's a bill! RUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @eddapultstab2078
      @eddapultstab2078 Рік тому

      @user-ve2fr9nv4y go away you 3day old trollbot. Your projecting is being overshadowed by the actual dysfunction of Trump and the gop.

    • @Mithril_Antimarr
      @Mithril_Antimarr Рік тому +3

      Dems should nominate Liz Cheney for speaker then watch the GOP reaction.

    • @kaileeoram6188
      @kaileeoram6188 Рік тому +2

      It's you and me, there's nothing like this
      Miss Americana and the heartbreak prince

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 Рік тому +26

    Oh I’m so glad I get to run right to Stephen to laugh during times like these again…… glad to have y’all back!!

  • @elhopper3735
    @elhopper3735 Рік тому +129

    I’ve so missed having Stephen and his wonderful comedy monologue, so happy he’s back. And now it’s even Trump endorsed look at that!

  • @maryendress4980
    @maryendress4980 Рік тому +169

    What a joy this morning to find Stephen Colbert on again! It has been a long dry spell without his humor.

  • @TomCoakley
    @TomCoakley Рік тому +51

    I am so happy to have Colbert back.

  • @CannaMomLife
    @CannaMomLife Рік тому +29

    Is anyone else experiencing lower levels of anxiety since the Late Night 5 came back? Its like there is finally, we have someone who will say what we are all thinking, back

  • @rajachan8588
    @rajachan8588 Рік тому +5

    😂😂 brilliant series of messages between Gaetz and McCarthy

  • @anni-elisabethjohansen1743
    @anni-elisabethjohansen1743 Рік тому +37

    So good to start the morning (in Denmark) again with a good laugh. Stephen, you have been missed!!!

  • @sharonpeterson896
    @sharonpeterson896 Рік тому +11

    I know myself and probably millions more are so very glad you're back, Stephen!!!!

  • @cheryldipretoro7282
    @cheryldipretoro7282 Рік тому +67

    You, sir, are most certainly not talentless. And your writers are great. You all make my night

    • @jettqk1
      @jettqk1 Рік тому +1

      Also their graphic designers are top notch!

    • @Blackshadow164
      @Blackshadow164 Рік тому

      Their jokes are terrible without writers, see strike force five.

  • @AbidingDude420
    @AbidingDude420 Рік тому +90

    The GOP actually do act like middle schoolers in real life. Just look at Boebert, MTG, and Donnie Dictator's behavior.

    • @2351ramesh
      @2351ramesh Рік тому +6

      You forgot to add low lifes Kari Lake, Sydney powell, Alina Habba and lots more you could have mentioned.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Рік тому +1

      Boebert in fact only has a high school diploma. She still has the mentality of a high school girl.

    • @ahundredpercentprosperous4222
      @ahundredpercentprosperous4222 Рік тому

      Middle schoolers?! No, more like Kindergarten age super brats that had way too many sugary snacks before dinner! 😂🤣🤡

  • @jonnyquest5335
    @jonnyquest5335 Рік тому +64

    Takeaway message for Mccarthy: don't negotiate
    with extremists because you'll never satisfy them

    • @dickmoore3608
      @dickmoore3608 Рік тому

      Your Country is $45 TRILLION in debt. Good for Gaetz to finally say "this s*&t stops NOW!"

    • @TrevorLahey-d5g
      @TrevorLahey-d5g Рік тому +1

      That's a good takeaway for anyone, not just for McCarthy. That's essentially the motivation behind the whole MAGA thing. That's why part of the Republican party has broken off from the extremist two party system that has ruled this country for so long. The holdouts on the McCarthy vote were sick and tired of supporting the BS status quo instead of the wishes of their own constituents. They refused to move ahead with a vote that did not take into account the wishes of their voters and voted based on ideology rather than party affiliation. They agreed to support McCarthy if he promised to do certain things. He didn't do those things, so they withdrew their support so as not to be LIARS like every other fucking politician. How this is 'chaotic', 'unprecedented', 'treacherous', or whatever is beyond me. What did McCarthy expect? He called their bluff but they weren't bluffing. What's 'extremist' about this..?

  • @milkan.8552
    @milkan.8552 Рік тому +22

    So glad that the writers, the band and the baddest CREEP in the biz are back! Welcome back Stephen Colbert and team! Welcome Back!!!

  • @juanitaross5492
    @juanitaross5492 Рік тому +11

    I am so happy all the late night television creeps are back. Congratulations to writers 👏

  • @janetmccauley2390
    @janetmccauley2390 Рік тому +17

    Gosh, I missed you SO much Steven! Welcome back! You're as funny as ever.

  • @radianttiger2307
    @radianttiger2307 Рік тому +21

    SO HAPPY YOU GUYS ARE BACK!!!!!!!

  • @merissaj4518
    @merissaj4518 Рік тому +10

    Oh thank goodness! Stephen is back. My cold hard news is now served with a warm smile and a chuckle.

  • @pollodiablo36
    @pollodiablo36 Рік тому +6

    It is SO good to have you guys back!

  • @BreeNoelle96
    @BreeNoelle96 Рік тому +7

    That billboard is the best thing I've ever seen. So glad you guys are back! ❤

  • @joycedavis9996
    @joycedavis9996 Рік тому +12

    Steve, the writers & the Band are back and on 🔥…missed you guys🥰

  • @MrKOREA7
    @MrKOREA7 Рік тому +36

    Welcome back Steve, I haven't laughed so hard in what last 5 months.

  • @ignaciaforteza7731
    @ignaciaforteza7731 Рік тому

    Colbert you are great! Said this before I know. Your way of putting humor on SAD matters is a medicine for our concerned country. Thank you. Keep it up please. ❤

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 Рік тому +20

    Signs of a psychopath
    • behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
    • disregarding or violating the rights of others.
    • inability to distinguish between right and wrong.
    • extreme difficulty showing remorse or empathy.
    • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
    • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
    • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions.

    • @rolandreyna215
      @rolandreyna215 Рік тому +3

      And yet Southerners will just skip by this and come up with an alternative definition, with less words to read.

    • @pooldead4521
      @pooldead4521 Рік тому +2

      Well, that checks out. Narcissistic psychopath. Also, cult leader. Never ends well for them history shows us.

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko Рік тому +1

      ​@@fikretoral4921 At least try a little harder with your trolling.

    • @ThePinnacle415
      @ThePinnacle415 Рік тому

      You just described many politicians… on both sides of the aisle

  • @Canuckmom128
    @Canuckmom128 Рік тому +86

    Three cheers for the “talentless, low-rated creeps of late night television”. Very happy that the Strike has been settled, and that your writers are all back in their joke pods, doing what they do best. You were GREATLY MISSED. Please…Strike Force 5, no more going away - many of us can’t cope with the craziness of Orange Blobbo without having you gentlemen as an antidote. Carry on, funny boys (and your awesome writers) and Welcome Back. 👍👏👏👏💜🤣

    • @cwbklbbcbcab08
      @cwbklbbcbcab08 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, that whole dancing vax/syringe bit was just amazing!!! OMG, what a crock of sh**.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Рік тому

      @@cwbklbbcbcab08 your opinion? Yeah it is a crock of shit

  • @HermitLady
    @HermitLady Рік тому +10

    Stephen I love you an unnatural amount. 🤣🤦‍♀️🤣 It’s just crazy how freaking smart and funny you are. 🤟💞

  • @amydavis4945
    @amydavis4945 Рік тому +6

    WOOHOOOO THE CREEPS ARE BACK!!!! Missed y'all so much! Congrats to the Writers for getting what they have long-deserved! Good to have you ALL back!

  • @DanielWalters
    @DanielWalters Рік тому +302

    Calling Trump a high schooler is giving him to much credit

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Рік тому +17

      Who did he pay to graduate high school for him?

    • @claudiavalentijn1457
      @claudiavalentijn1457 Рік тому +18

      my 16 year old son is wayyyyyyyyy more reasonable, smart and sane than Trump and so are almost all teenagers

    • @ruialexandre6197
      @ruialexandre6197 Рік тому +5

      Kindergarten schooler?

    • @cakerbaker9965
      @cakerbaker9965 Рік тому +14

      He’s a 12 yr old girl…he likes anyone who likes him, and whoever doesn’t, gets a silly nickname

    • @highstimulation2497
      @highstimulation2497 Рік тому +7

      too, not to.

  • @TheCoBBus
    @TheCoBBus Рік тому +7

    I did not understand how much I missed this show while it was off air, untill now

  • @MrHeretrix
    @MrHeretrix Рік тому +17

    It is REALLY good to see you guys coming back.

  • @ymeynot0405
    @ymeynot0405 Рік тому +1

    @Stephen Colbert
    It is amazing how much better my morning mood is now that I get you to start my day!
    I'm so glad that the writter's strike is over.

  • @Jungle-Life-Forever
    @Jungle-Life-Forever Рік тому +42

    McCarthy--If you Stand for Nothing - You will Fall for Anything

  • @DuckReach432
    @DuckReach432 Рік тому +90

    I see the self-imposed ban on naming Trump has expired. They could give him a code-name like, Flabby the Butt.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому +3

      IKR! H waits until the writers are back to stop giving Trump a new nickname every night!

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 Рік тому

      I think it's a good call. At this point, calling him "the former president" elevates him too much above the more-prominent role of delusional felon.

    • @leoniemillerl4487
      @leoniemillerl4487 Рік тому +3

      Yes I was surprised to hear that word come from his lips last night. Kind of jarring. But I will always imagine it with a lower case t. Lol.

    • @nicholassmith7984
      @nicholassmith7984 Рік тому +1

      Lil' Donny Two-Scoops.

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Рік тому +418

    I can’t help but notice how much easier it was to oust McCarthy than it was to elect him in the first place.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Рік тому +12

      Yes it was.

    • @mrheem44
      @mrheem44 Рік тому +10

      your insight is genus level

    • @Chalwa
      @Chalwa Рік тому +3

      Um…they mention that in the video if you’d have watched it.

    • @heinzheko5860
      @heinzheko5860 Рік тому

      When he was elected he seemed to be a republican, now turned into a democrat! WRONG.....and block the higher funding ceiling and close the government immediatly! This is already an almost inpayable debt for three generations to come and getting only total crap back from the NSDAP democrats.

    • @MarionQuintero767
      @MarionQuintero767 Рік тому +4

      Because they didn't trust him. & they were right not to .

  • @godofwar2790
    @godofwar2790 Рік тому +4

    I'm so glad Stephen is back. Good times!!!

  • @KCNwokoye
    @KCNwokoye Рік тому +211

    Yay happy to see Stephen doing awesome. This is the value of having great writers on a show. We missed the show and Stephen ❤️

    • @topskek9786
      @topskek9786 Рік тому +3

      Npc

    • @louielouie6259
      @louielouie6259 Рік тому

      ​@@topskek9786
      PAB.

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Рік тому +2

      Would've been real nice if they'd been able to write a single punchline after all that time off...

    • @louielouie6259
      @louielouie6259 Рік тому +1

      @@00SmileTime00
      Pookims needs a hug?

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Рік тому

      @@louielouie6259 Sure, if you're offering. Were you annoyed by that too? Obviously solidarity with all labour action, but damn, ONE punchline would've been nice after all this time.

  • @palneelvaya736
    @palneelvaya736 Рік тому +77

    Man I've been watching this show for years and ngl these 5 months were tougher than the covid times, so glad everyone's back ❤❤

  • @loveangelprinces1
    @loveangelprinces1 Рік тому +22

    Welcome Back Stephen. I am so happy to see your show again after the writers' strike finish. I hope they get everything they are asking for. 🥰

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 Рік тому +5

    From an Australian fan. So good to have you back again. Missed your show too much❤

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 Рік тому

      Me too, from almostaustralia Tasmania

  • @joelmckinney16
    @joelmckinney16 Рік тому +10

    Thank you for supporting the writer's strike. Its great to have you back.

  • @MasterSkyrim1000
    @MasterSkyrim1000 Рік тому +290

    How in the world is someone like Gaetz still part of our leadership?

    • @annapurna391
      @annapurna391 Рік тому +25

      The Gaetz of Chaos.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Рік тому

      Voters who are even more dumb than he is.

    • @brettmanus7904
      @brettmanus7904 Рік тому

      Because the people of northern Florida are as useless, uninformed and stupid as the people of northwestern Georgia or western Colorado.

    • @b-meaker99
      @b-meaker99 Рік тому

      Because the people in his district keep voting for him. Keep in mind the largest population that mr. Gaetz represents is Jacksonville FL....
      A bunch of white rich Floridian college kids that spend more time on jet skis than they do caring about other people's civil rights 🎉

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary Рік тому +27

      Because nothing has any consequences anymore.

  • @garfield2439
    @garfield2439 Рік тому +17

    So great to have you back Stephen! I've been going crazy without you!💕💕💕💕💕

  • @birdiemomcarol6554
    @birdiemomcarol6554 Рік тому +16

    Oh how I missed your show 😂😂😂😂!! Welcome back everyone. So glad the writers are getting what they asked for. They deserve it. Such awesome material. Happy happy happy dance 💃 🎉!!!

  • @Brassblitz
    @Brassblitz Рік тому +115

    Holy Christ Stephen is back??!?
    Also, as a troop who ran combat missions without being paid can I just say, thanks Kevin for doing the right thing, at least once in your life. If you're going to go down, go down on the high ground. And maybe we should put matt Gaetz in jail already... or at least maybe not let him screw our democracy as hard as he... well. What's he charged with again?

    • @timb1319
      @timb1319 Рік тому +1

      He reneged on the original deal he made with Biden though. If anything it is the Democrats to thank for giving up certain things to get through for another 45 days of funding. If McCarthy didn't renege and say what he did about the Democrats then the Democrats would have saved him today

    • @faithbrooks8922
      @faithbrooks8922 Рік тому +3

      That part, at least he did the right thing. At least once

    • @jeebuscrise4482
      @jeebuscrise4482 Рік тому +2

      "As a troop?" I am from a family of soldiers. Myself, 4 siblings, two step brothers, all Army. None of us refer to ourselves as "troops". Others refer to groups of us as such, but none of us ever refer to ourselves as troops.
      It's called stolen valor when you claim you served but didn't. Cut the shit.

    • @topskek9786
      @topskek9786 Рік тому +2

      Npc or bot

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Рік тому +1

      This is the second episode of Colbert's show since returning after the writers' strike. 😊

  • @HallelujahBK
    @HallelujahBK Рік тому +42

    SO happy to have the writers back after finally getting what they deserved all along! And Colbert, I was already a lifelong fan but knowing you stood by your writers just cemented my loyalty for as long as you’re still performing.

  • @jhetling
    @jhetling Рік тому +1

    YES!! The impersonation 😅😅😅!! It fills me with such POWAAAAAAHH!!

  • @am2320LG
    @am2320LG Рік тому +11

    I 💙Colbert writers for the classic comic relief!!!😆😆😆

  • @hemlockVape
    @hemlockVape Рік тому +58

    I *LOVE* your "talentless, low-rated" show. Thank you, you are my favorite creeps. 😂 ❤❤❤