Let me offer my apology to Canada and the UK, and the entire world, for electing a monster as a Prez. I'm embarrassed and ashamed by him. We'll need your support, so thank you!❤
I now have time for my mini meditation sessions because I'm not devouring political news like I was. I only get enough to know what's going to happen. Even though they are mini sessions, they are making a difference.
Wife of a 20-year army veteran. And 20 years as a civilian LEO.... I have cried every night - until now. Popcorn is in the microwave. I watched Jason Statham in "Wrath of Man" last night. Tonight's movie is American Sniper. I will continue watching American heroes until this nightmare is over.
Now dgt has a mommy to take care of him maybe he will learn some manners.i hope the diplomatic core will be able to overcome dgts foul mouth .only good thing about this election is Ohio will get rid of JD but there are so many other useless Republicans and we now have no pro Ohio senators since the same idiots who voted has made Ohio bleed 11:19 us deep red
The movie to watch now will be Downfall... No, not that one. This one. I'm at peace, my objectives now are to protect my family, everything else can go to hell. I'm sitting back and watching the arson unfold. As some idiot once said, "It is what it is."
Hope everyone is ready to hear a lot more about fires blazing out of control. They're only going to become more frequent given the path that has been chosen for the next 4 years.
trump will assign Black people to sweep the forests even though the Paradise fire in California was proven in court to be caused by PG&E. Pacific Gas and Electric utility company - not due to brush in the forest.
I can't think about everything at once or my brain will be like those forests. I'm taking Gov Walz's advice. We'll get back in the fight, but let's find our bearings. Catch our breath.
I have a insane idea on how to honor our vets. What if we took care of them after they serve? You know show them the love and respect they showed us. I know it sounds nuts and we have never really tried it before, but it could work.
Nobody is FORCED to wear a poppy. We also don't say "happy" veterans/ armistice/ remembrance day. It's not a happy day, it's a day to commemorate those who were lost in wars. Also, FWIW, the UK's National Health Service came about because of the need to provide care after the war. Council (/social) housing also came about after WWI, because of the number of men lost in the war. We do look after our armed forces - and everyone else too.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 I don't know about the UK, but in Canada, the poppy is a major fundraiser for the Legion, which provides services to veterans and operates a number of children's charities. Of course conservatives have turned it into a platform to abuse recent immigrants.
Colbert is a liberal living in a bubble of intellectual intolerance and ignorance. Those that believe him are “useful idiots” for the Democrats. They need to open their horizons to multiple sources of news and information instead of promoting misery.
Thank you Stephen you and others like you are the ones that believe in Democracy will depend on you all to keep us sane during these awful four years to come!! Please keep up the good work. 🙏👏👏👏👏👏👏💙💙💙💙💙💙
Seriously ??? You want 4 MORE years of inflation, more wars, big Pharma and the food industry poisoning your kids??? STOP believing the media and so called comedians like Colbert and do some research. Try some critical thinking !!
Just keep in mind the majority of the United States got what they voted for. I realize there’s so many people of the other side disappointed but it’s not like everyone needs to be “kept sane”, and most people have positive hope for the next 4 years
Ever since Trump won so easily I have been seriously depressed, but I just want to say, Thank you, Stephen Colbert for making me laugh again! Your show along with Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers are the only shows I will watch that talk about politics!!
Honouring veterans isn’t about waving a flag and saying “thank you for your service”; you might as well be offering thoughts and prayers. Pleeeease support them with health care coverage, by providing them with safe housing, by demanding better support systems for troops’ mental health. By standing up for the liberties which they fought hard to protect. May your gratitude and admiration go beyond lip service.
I'd love to, but my fellow Americans believe everything on TV. They believe memes. There are other things we can do! Most of us know veterans personally. We can strengthen our connections. If benefits get cut, family and friends need to offer help. Honor is a verb - it's something we do.
Veterans are absolutely screwed come January. Evidently between Elon and Jr., we're all losing our wide ranges of state benefits, from food, mental care and disability to basic needs being met, like housing and medication. I'm not joking. Look at their plans of action as soon as they come into office, from their own mouths. We are *fucked* if our governors can't protect our home states. And the red states outwardly trying to decimate poor people, you know they're *really* fu*ked.
@@naomistarlight6178 Im currently writing gov.org a letter asking for the deportation of Elon and Melania, since we're preforming mass deportation of illegal immigrants. And those two are very illegal.
@@yesitschelle A lot of us don't, but for whatever reason, the more peaceful side of politics apparently means being very quiet and passive about literally everything. The democrats could stand to grow a backbone, that'd be nice. Right now they're getting steamrolls by unchecked psychopathic political Nazis.
We need late night now more than ever. There’s a tension in the air that permeates strong ever since that clown won. Please stay with us Stephen. We need you.
The only CLOWN is Colbert, the experimental, Covid gene therapy pusher. Billions for big Pharma..excess deaths, wrecked immune systems and turbo Cancers for you. Keep eating the poisonous food.
Thank you veterans. I give you a standing ovation as the REAL patriots. I apologize to you for trump's infamous words that our vets are losers and suckers. He is not qualified to lick your army boots or shine your medals. I respect real veterans.
As a veteran, I thank you for your kind words. Do know that when our fellow Americans support veterans, it brings honor to us all and is a loving service in itself.
I'm a US army veteran and I no longer like the phrase "thank you for your service" as it feels hypocritical. Really you want to thank me for all the work I did during my years in the army and then put a criminal back in the White House.
Maybe "I'm sorry for your loss" would be more appropriate. In the meantime, thank you for taking your job to protect and defend seriously and to realize what a mockery this makes of that. I hope you get some good benefits out of it anyway!
This is a great lesson for our kids. This truly is a man's world. A man can break all the rules and get away with anything, while women can work twice as hard and do everything right and still not get ahead in this world. This is pure logic. Women are a majority (51%) but we have never had a woman president. The 2 times we had extremely qualified and experienced women candidates, they both lost to a completely inexperienced tv reality show host male. A man who easily lost the only time he ran against anothrr man who was less qualified than the 2 women mentioned. Occams razor: the simplest explanation is usually the right one.
@@ragnaroking "same victimhood." You seriously never listened to a single one of Trump's speeches between 2021 and 2024? Wow. Now that's Ignorance! All he did was play victim, saying the election was rigged, when we now know for a fact that it was not and that he was lying through his teeth and throwing a temper tantrum.
Thank you for showing zero photos of trump and for not re-playing anything trump has said. That is refreshing. Less media attention on him. More media attention on ways to save our democracy.
He’s going to be a president and they’ll need to cover it. Get over it. Harris lost coz she’s pretty much not that different from Biden. Her and only her fault
🌟 What I have no trouble understanding is that after Biden/Kamala's first disastrous term, they were overwhelmingly voted out in 2024, and the masses DID NOT VOTE them back in this time! AMERICANS HAVE VERY LONG MEMORIES! 👌👍
Yes. I really appreciated Colbert showing that puppy riding on a duck instead of you-know-who......I've decided to conjure that image every time I think about the man. If only I could tweak my computer to replace the image.
Your rejoicing may not last as long as you think. If deportation happens, will you & your friends actually grow & pick your own food for slave wages? Last time, food rotted in fields, but humans have short memories. Great when prices increase under "stable genius"@juraj_b
Purgatory doesn't normally smell this brimstone-y. Not many people know this but it usually smells like Pinesol actually. That smell of clean but maybe a bit too chemical-y.
Speaking of veterans, Trump said, "the Presidential medal of freedom (for civilians) is much better than the Congressional medal of honor (for veterans) because the veterans are in very bad shape or they're dead" 😵💫. Trump is *f---ing CRAZY* . God have mercy on us.
@@terri6854 Trumpers are petulant children. If things go their way, regardless of who says or does what, it's "Oh it's okay! No problem, we're totally fine with it" But if things don't go their way and the *exact* stuff is said and done by the party they don't like, it's "OMG YOU CHEATED THEY'RE INSANE DID YOU HEAR THEY DID XXX AND XXX AND THEY WANT TO OQIURIJQHBFIQJBEFKJBGVQ PRAISE JESUS SAVE US LORD" They're raging hypocrites, stupid as heck and SUPER opinionated about everything they don't know anything about to boot. I normally don't finger point political sides, I'm green party personally - but oh my god, the red side has been out of their batshit minds lately.
He said that, worse and will say even worse and they voted for him they don't care and would line up to vote for him again and could one day do so sincee he now has all this power, the senate maybe even the house so maybe he can get them to amend the term limit. Thanks, Dumbmerica and Dumbmericans!
I'm concerned that Trumps hate and vitriol is going to lead to MAGA targeting Stephen, Jimmy, Jimmy, Seth and John S. We need these guys to keep our sanity for the next 4 years.
You're delusional. Mostly because you watch this CIA-approved messaging, but also because MAGA is worried about making America great again, not the sad state of late night.
Reading your comment I suddenly had a picture in my mind of Stephen, jimmy, Seth and John S all in a hidden bunker issuing a pirate broadcast of comedy and trump satire from an unknown location. Our heroes! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
First, Happy Veterans Day to all of the heroes for their services, thank you❤. Second, I'm still concerned and a bad feeling about Don's term in the next 4 years😬. Also, Mattel, you have ONE JOB, ONE JOB.🤦♀️
@@Broncofan52 He wasn't. He lied over and over, saying the election was stolen. When Democrats lose they take the L and walk away sad. When Republicans lose they do NOT take the L, instead they throw a temper tantrum and insist they won when they clearly didn't win. When Democrats win they take the W and don't rub it in the faces of their opponents. When Republicans win they take that W and start slapping people with it. MAGA has no morals or principles. It's just a cult of personality, and the cult leader is a megalomaniac. This is enough to explain all of it.
I am convinced that Musk and his minions intercepted the transmissions of results, tampered with machines, and erased Democratic votes. I was a computer expert and can count 47 ways they stole this election.
You've heard the saying. Never ascribe to malice what can be explained by incompetence. We're a country that's prepared to believe Fox News and Twitter.
Why because many of them are of Indian origin? So racism is okay judging people based on their appearance is fine when they are not subscribed to political ideology you believe in?
I’m not feeling it either, Stephen. Thx for everything, but there’s only so much we can do when fellow Americans VOTE to harm other Americans. I heard an acquaintance tell a mutual friend today that we will “finally get rid of Obamacare.” She then said, “luckily the Affordable Care Act is still in place because of Donald Trump.” WTF!?
Remember, economic policy lags. He has not taken office yet, and even when he does it's going to take months to implement new policies. And when they are implemented it will take even longer for them to start moving the overall economy in one direction or another. I suspect we have all of 2025 to look forward to as still being Biden's strong economy. But let's not forget how long it took Trump to ruin Obama's economy the first time. The rampant greed in the forms of bull markets and tax cuts for the rich came the first year. Followed by a cool-off the next 2 years. Followed by chaos and complete havoc in the final year, mostly thanks to COVID but also thanks to the other Virus. Trump's economy persisted well into 2022, when economists were all saying a recession was inevitable and inflation was growing at a scary pace. That recession was averted only because Biden added thousands upon thousands of jobs to the economy as fast as he could. Anyway, the first 1-3 years will still be Biden's economy. After that, it's anyone's guess. It took Bush W about 8 years to get us into a recession and it took Trump about 5 years. The first time. I would expect an acceleration this time due to cronyism and abject short term greed with no guardrails. Biden's economy will start falling apart in 2026-2027 as Republican anti-free-market policies begin to take hold.
If prices go down, would you ever reevaluate this stance and admit you're wrong, or are you going to come up with some convoluted explanation that keeps justifying the lies on the left? Trump, the supposed misogynist, appointed the 1st female WH Chief of staff. Trump, who supposedly hates immigrants, is married to an immigrant. Trump, the supposed homophobe, fought for the decrimilization of LGBT in nations around the world. Trump, doomed to send us into wars, had no wars under his 1st term and even defeated ISIS. I mean, is there ANYTHING he could do that would change your mind about him? As a non-religious lesbian, I went to the polls on Nov 5th with my legal immigrant mom. We voted for the American dream. We voted for Trump for a 3rd time. But I'm always willing to have my mind changed. If Trump does a terrible job, I'll come back here and say I was wrong. Because that's the thing: when new information comes in that contradicts what you've come to believe is true, you owe it to yourself to learn and reassess things. The next 4 years will tell the story. You might be right, okay? I'd have no problem with that. People are imperfect, we can be wrong sometimes and that's okay 😊 I genuinely hope life gets better for EVERYONE under Trump. Sending love to my fellow Americans. I voted for who I thought was best, that's it 🇺🇸🦅🏳️🌈
@@willes2735 as simple as that. And the people who cared so much about Trump and voted for him, will find out how little he cares about them in the years to come
Those angry about the election, there is a great way to show our strength. Indefinite shopping boycot. Essentials only, similar to 2020. No traveling, no holiday shopping, no new clothes or jewelry, no eating out. If we can cut even 20% of the consumer spending, it will throw the economy into chaos. These past few elections have sent the message that this truly is a man's world. A man can break all the rules and get away with anything, while women can work hard and do everything right and still not get ahead in this world and there is nothing we can do about it. Well lets prove them wrong!!!!
The working poor are already restricted to buying only the essentials. Be glad you are bourgie enough to have some spare money and buy some stuff, so the rest of us poors can keep our jobs. Who do you think suffers when you stop buying stuff?!
@@memoryalphamale remember the civil rights boycotts. The people boycotting suffered the most. But it changed our country for the better. That is what we are asking.
I’m implementing WW II economies. Sending no greeting cards and buying no presents. No non-essential purchases. No dining out. I’m a senior depending on Social Security and Medicare.
*MAGAs: Be careful what you wish for; you just might get it. The people who cared so much about Trump and voted for him, will find out how little he cares about them in the years to come. Many who are laughing at us right now, won't laugh for long, believe me.*
And then there's funflation, where you pay outrageous prices for experiences like concerts or cruises, because you've given up all hope on owning a home or getting a degree due to the prohibitive costs for prolonged times.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 ...or, you go ahead and pick up those major purchases that were budgeted for next year now if you can because next year it will be cost-prohibitive
Not all of them yeah but between anger and denial, it would be denial first of course. And then when you are trying to accept the truth you are now angry.
@@steveng7174 Your repeated idiotic comment is irrelevant and redundant. The PROBLEM is 312/226. 77M people are so deluded, brainwashed, and uneducated that they just elected the 2nd Hitler and his regime. You 312/226 monkeys just ended the species single-handedly, and voted for the downfall of the US in the next 20 years or less. And you cheered for it.
It's not just the USA suffering with rage and depression, it's your soon-to-be ex-allies too. There's a deep sense of despair regarding the level of common sense throughout the States. We know that nearly half of you are fantastic people, but how can you let over half of you get so stupid? My niece & nephew, along with my sister-in-law (who is British) live in NC. The "kids" (now early 20s) are American born and bred. There is talk amongst the family over here about bringing my sister back and especially her daughter. My nephew will be fine, though of course he's welcome anytime, but we're not afraid for him. We're bloody terrified for my niece. I feel much the same for all American females of any age; you can't be considered to be safe with those loonies in charge. Good luck, you're going to need it. 😢
@steveng7174 Cynicism is not a reliable strategy , my friend . You need a philosophy that employs scepticism without boosting your persona through overthinking . 🇺🇲
@@gordonely3591Your lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to your own impoverished comic standards. You have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage. What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...
”…and they are eating snacks right now”, that totally triggered my alarm bell too 😂 Like, ”What have you done to those poor animals you monster!? What happened to them, where are the bodies?!” 😆
Yeah sounds impossible, yet with Ms Mary Elizabeth Webb ., l've come to the conclusion that financially anything is possible. I got my self my dream car,Just last weekendand a whooping $320k in savings already, My journey with her started after my best friend came back from New York and saw me suffering in debt then told me about her and how to change my life through her.
I know that woman (Mary Elizabeth Webb )If you were born and raised in new York you'd know too, No Bingle doubt she is the one that helped you get where you are!!
After earning up to 325k through trading with her, I was able to buy a new house and car here in the U.S🇺🇸🇺🇸,and also paid for my son Oscar's surgery. Glory to God. Shalom.🙏🏻
🇺🇲🦅🎗 Honoring USA Service Members women and men active & retired on Veterans' Day 2024 👏 Thank You 🇺🇲 Grateful for USA President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris for their utmost respect for USA Troops and their families & loved ones 2024 🗽⚖️💙🇺🇲
I consider Allison Janney as the first. Yes, I'm hiding in West Wing again to cope with another four years of Trump. We can't have nice things like a Bartlett or Santos in our country so fantasy land it is. 😌💻
I love your show! We actually bought tickets yesterday for another continent!!! We're going to swing in the new year🎉🎉🎉 in a different country.. We need a vacation from the madness..😂
Thank You, Veterans. Thank You.
Remember to honor The Constitution.
Heroes don't waer capes
They wear dog tags.
for oil
Believe me, it was my privilege!
@@mariegarside8830 Heros don't want to talk about it. Hero's don't know themselves before the fact.
I'm detoxing from politics, trying to maintain my mental health, but I make the exception for Colbert.
Same here.
Me to. Lost too many family.
I haven't been able to watch the news since Nov. 4.
I've been binging @DarkFluff with occasional politics while avoiding tfg's voice.
Either pay attention now or pay for it down the road. Sorry, but that's just facts.
We love and respect our veterans in Canada as well. Thank you USA for your brotherhood and love.
Honestly I'm feel bad for you guys that you got to put up with us
And likewise from us here in the UK too ❤
Let me offer my apology to Canada and the UK, and the entire world, for electing a monster as a Prez. I'm embarrassed and ashamed by him. We'll need your support, so thank you!❤
@@nancymorton5636 Love from France. ❤
@@nancymorton5636 MOVE. It's that easy for you!
Laughter is healing, I am rolling on the floor, thank you! We are each responsible for our vibrational energy, keep kindness in your heart
Trump earned his respect, Biden and Kamala were a laughing stock.
Congratulations Trump❤️,
Congratulations JD Vance❤️,
Congratulations Republicans❤️,
Congratulations United States of America❤️🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉
@@KeiVeureschy777🇺🇸⬇️
What the hell is "vibrational energy"? If you have vibrational energy you may want to see a doctor.
I now have time for my mini meditation sessions because I'm not devouring political news like I was. I only get enough to know what's going to happen. Even though they are mini sessions, they are making a difference.
We’re gonna need Stephen more than ever before during the next 4 years.
Until Trump silences him and others!
He'd better watch himself. He doesn't want to get on Trump's Naughty List. Kimmel too.
Yes!
I have to give Colbert a bit of credit. At least he did not CRY like Kimmel did.
There are actual wars happening, no one cares about your Trump "problem"
Wife of a 20-year army veteran. And 20 years as a civilian LEO.... I have cried every night - until now. Popcorn is in the microwave. I watched Jason Statham in "Wrath of Man" last night. Tonight's movie is American Sniper. I will continue watching American heroes until this nightmare is over.
Now dgt has a mommy to take care of him maybe he will learn some manners.i hope the diplomatic core will be able to overcome dgts foul mouth .only good thing about this election is Ohio will get rid of JD but there are so many other useless Republicans and we now have no pro Ohio senators since the same idiots who voted has made Ohio bleed 11:19 us deep red
Thank you for your service. As someone at risk from Cheeto Mussolini’s policies, we’re gonna survive together.
Lol you should probably do some research on the actual Chris Kyle
I don't want to add to the general gloom, but isn't Jason Statham British? I mean, you can have him if you like, he's Jason Statham after all...
The movie to watch now will be Downfall... No, not that one. This one.
I'm at peace, my objectives now are to protect my family, everything else can go to hell. I'm sitting back and watching the arson unfold. As some idiot once said, "It is what it is."
Hope everyone is ready to hear a lot more about fires blazing out of control. They're only going to become more frequent given the path that has been chosen for the next 4 years.
trump will assign Black people to sweep the forests even though the Paradise fire in California was proven in court to be caused by PG&E. Pacific Gas and Electric utility company - not due to brush in the forest.
I can't think about everything at once or my brain will be like those forests. I'm taking Gov Walz's advice. We'll get back in the fight, but let's find our bearings. Catch our breath.
We got 2 years til we can gain support with the house and senate! Mitchy is not running!
Much like the wildfires that blazed out of control during the dotard's last admin... except this time he means to toss the Constitution in the flames!
New EPA chief was already talking about rolling back regulations. Hope you guys were not too attached to clean water or air.
I have a insane idea on how to honor our vets. What if we took care of them after they serve? You know show them the love and respect they showed us. I know it sounds nuts and we have never really tried it before, but it could work.
Everyone being forced to wear poppies in the UK really sets my teeth on edge...
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Hollow gratitude is more ungrateful than no gratitude at all.
Nobody is FORCED to wear a poppy.
We also don't say "happy" veterans/ armistice/ remembrance day. It's not a happy day, it's a day to commemorate those who were lost in wars.
Also, FWIW, the UK's National Health Service came about because of the need to provide care after the war. Council (/social) housing also came about after WWI, because of the number of men lost in the war. We do look after our armed forces - and everyone else too.
@@gmun2248 Sounds better than what we do. Slightly above nothing.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 I don't know about the UK, but in Canada, the poppy is a major fundraiser for the Legion, which provides services to veterans and operates a number of children's charities. Of course conservatives have turned it into a platform to abuse recent immigrants.
You are a true patriot, Stephen. Thank you for the truth and the humour.
"Humour?" You're not American.
The River......... such a wonderful song.
We 💙 you, Colbert!
Colbert is a liberal living in a bubble of intellectual intolerance and ignorance. Those that believe him are “useful idiots” for the Democrats. They need to open their horizons to multiple sources of news and information instead of promoting misery.
Thank you Stephen you and others like you are the ones that believe in Democracy will depend on you all to keep us sane during these awful four years to come!!
Please keep up the good work. 🙏👏👏👏👏👏👏💙💙💙💙💙💙
Seriously ???
You want 4 MORE years of inflation, more wars, big Pharma and the food industry poisoning your kids???
STOP believing the media and so called comedians like Colbert and do some research. Try some critical thinking !!
😊😊😊😊
Just keep in mind the majority of the United States got what they voted for. I realize there’s so many people of the other side disappointed but it’s not like everyone needs to be “kept sane”, and most people have positive hope for the next 4 years
Do you know how stupid you are when you say that? Democracy isnt going anywhere and Trump is not a threat.🫵🏻🤡
I thank my Father and Grandfather who served in the armed services, I also thank Stephen Colbert for your Service. You are a true patriot sir.
Ever since Trump won so easily I have been seriously depressed, but I just want to say, Thank you, Stephen Colbert for making me laugh again! Your show along with Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers are the only shows I will watch that talk about politics!!
Hooray for misogyny and racism. Now everyone look up Pyrrhic Victory
Same here 🥲
Me too!!!
Exactly same here ever since kamala's tragic loss i have checked out of US politics😢. I only hear politics when i watch these comedy shows now.
Relax and watch in amusement.
Honouring veterans isn’t about waving a flag and saying “thank you for your service”; you might as well be offering thoughts and prayers. Pleeeease support them with health care coverage, by providing them with safe housing, by demanding better support systems for troops’ mental health. By standing up for the liberties which they fought hard to protect. May your gratitude and admiration go beyond lip service.
I'd love to, but my fellow Americans believe everything on TV. They believe memes.
There are other things we can do! Most of us know veterans personally. We can strengthen our connections. If benefits get cut, family and friends need to offer help. Honor is a verb - it's something we do.
And exercise your right to vote, protest, and petition your government! These are things they fought for us to have.
Veterans are absolutely screwed come January. Evidently between Elon and Jr., we're all losing our wide ranges of state benefits, from food, mental care and disability to basic needs being met, like housing and medication.
I'm not joking. Look at their plans of action as soon as they come into office, from their own mouths. We are *fucked* if our governors can't protect our home states. And the red states outwardly trying to decimate poor people, you know they're *really* fu*ked.
@@naomistarlight6178 Im currently writing gov.org a letter asking for the deportation of Elon and Melania, since we're preforming mass deportation of illegal immigrants. And those two are very illegal.
@@yesitschelle A lot of us don't, but for whatever reason, the more peaceful side of politics apparently means being very quiet and passive about literally everything.
The democrats could stand to grow a backbone, that'd be nice. Right now they're getting steamrolls by unchecked psychopathic political Nazis.
That Magaloon Kari Lake losing in Arizona was the one bright spot in the whole of last week.
Trump will appoint her to something in his cabinet
@@orihellcon vacuum attendant----- Yeay for Ruben Gallego 🎉🎉🎉🎉
mushroom polisher
Amen
@@orihellcon Yep, she'll be the next head of Homeland Security or something.
We need late night now more than ever. There’s a tension in the air that permeates strong ever since that clown won. Please stay with us Stephen. We need you.
The only CLOWN is Colbert, the experimental, Covid gene therapy pusher.
Billions for big Pharma..excess deaths, wrecked immune systems and turbo Cancers for you. Keep eating the poisonous food.
Blame the bozo voters.
Thank you for keeping it to the smile file. I can't stomach real news right now.
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Thank you veterans. I give you a standing ovation as the REAL patriots. I apologize to you for trump's infamous words that our vets are losers and suckers. He is not qualified to lick your army boots or shine your medals. I respect real veterans.
@@6969-c6m the only lie is your poor life
@Trumpforeever You're definitely a Trumpist. You 1) can't tell lies from the truth. 2) You can't spell forever 😂😂
As a veteran, I thank you for your kind words. Do know that when our fellow Americans support veterans, it brings honor to us all and is a loving service in itself.
And yet, many veterans voted him back in. Fifty Shades Of Trump, all the pain and none of the pleasure.
@@6969-c6m it's two terms you fking fascist.
I'm a US army veteran and I no longer like the phrase "thank you for your service" as it feels hypocritical. Really you want to thank me for all the work I did during my years in the army and then put a criminal back in the White House.
Maybe "I'm sorry for your loss" would be more appropriate. In the meantime, thank you for taking your job to protect and defend seriously and to realize what a mockery this makes of that. I hope you get some good benefits out of it anyway!
Thanks Stephen. I was just thinking that we Canadians need to build a wall on our southern border...
I hope you don't. A lot of democrats and minorities - race, gay or faith - are going to want to cross over somewhere.
Or we can follow the plan of one protester from 2016: Build a wall around Trump, I'll pay for it.
@@DuchessofEarlGrey I bet you vote for Trudeau well hopefully he'll be gone too in the upcoming election
We might to keep out woke leftist storming into
@@milanpetricevic3038 What gives you that assumption?
It should be said, thank you, for your sacrifice!!!!
This is a great lesson for our kids. This truly is a man's world. A man can break all the rules and get away with anything, while women can work twice as hard and do everything right and still not get ahead in this world. This is pure logic. Women are a majority (51%) but we have never had a woman president. The 2 times we had extremely qualified and experienced women candidates, they both lost to a completely inexperienced tv reality show host male. A man who easily lost the only time he ran against anothrr man who was less qualified than the 2 women mentioned. Occams razor: the simplest explanation is usually the right one.
I AGREE 100%.....MISOGYNY
USA has never had a female leader. Lots of countries around the world have
And this is why you keep losing, same mantra, same victimhood.
@Boaz833 make no mistake, that's no man.
@@ragnaroking "same victimhood."
You seriously never listened to a single one of Trump's speeches between 2021 and 2024? Wow. Now that's Ignorance! All he did was play victim, saying the election was rigged, when we now know for a fact that it was not and that he was lying through his teeth and throwing a temper tantrum.
Thank you Stephen - admire how you rise up to keep the comedy coming when so many just don't know what to think/do.
You are the best Colbert!
Thanks for helping me cope with the huge aggravation of seeing the worst of the worst being rewarded 😢
Thank you for showing zero photos of trump and for not re-playing anything trump has said. That is refreshing. Less media attention on him. More media attention on ways to save our democracy.
😂😂😂
He’s going to be a president and they’ll need to cover it. Get over it. Harris lost coz she’s pretty much not that different from Biden. Her and only her fault
🌟 What I have no trouble understanding is that after Biden/Kamala's first disastrous term, they were overwhelmingly voted out in 2024, and the masses DID NOT VOTE them back in this time! AMERICANS HAVE VERY LONG MEMORIES! 👌👍
Yes. I really appreciated Colbert showing that puppy riding on a duck instead of you-know-who......I've decided to conjure that image every time I think about the man. If only I could tweak my computer to replace the image.
Your rejoicing may not last as long as you think. If deportation happens, will you & your friends actually grow & pick your own food for slave wages? Last time, food rotted in fields, but humans have short memories. Great when prices increase under "stable genius"@juraj_b
We are in purgatory.
Purgatory doesn't normally smell this brimstone-y. Not many people know this but it usually smells like Pinesol actually. That smell of clean but maybe a bit too chemical-y.
No such thing. We're in a hell of our own design.
We HAD been in purgatory since 1981 ... now we're in Hell.
That's optimistic
Its sickening how many people " support our veterans " whom fought fascist and fascism ... Yet in 2024 we elect one American president.
Yep, we don't attack the capital when we lose unlike MAGA treasoning.
Well, the last president was committing genocide and genocide is bad, MMMMMMM'Kay.
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“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence”
Near as I can tell, most don't realize what they've done. We're pretty ignorant in this country.
Speaking of veterans, Trump said, "the Presidential medal of freedom (for civilians) is much better than the Congressional medal of honor (for veterans) because the veterans are in very bad shape or they're dead" 😵💫. Trump is *f---ing CRAZY* . God have mercy on us.
Yeah, and imagine if Kamala had said something as more-onic as that. Trumpers would claim THAT was why she lost the election.
@@terri6854 Trumpers are petulant children.
If things go their way, regardless of who says or does what, it's "Oh it's okay! No problem, we're totally fine with it"
But if things don't go their way and the *exact* stuff is said and done by the party they don't like, it's "OMG YOU CHEATED THEY'RE INSANE DID YOU HEAR THEY DID XXX AND XXX AND THEY WANT TO OQIURIJQHBFIQJBEFKJBGVQ PRAISE JESUS SAVE US LORD"
They're raging hypocrites, stupid as heck and SUPER opinionated about everything they don't know anything about to boot.
I normally don't finger point political sides, I'm green party personally - but oh my god, the red side has been out of their batshit minds lately.
@terri6854 *moronic.
@@terri6854 Well Democrats would say the same thing b/cno one will admit she lost b/c there are people who just will never vote for a woman.
He said that, worse and will say even worse and they voted for him they don't care and would line up to vote for him again and could one day do so sincee he now has all this power, the senate maybe even the house so maybe he can get them to amend the term limit. Thanks, Dumbmerica and Dumbmericans!
I'm concerned that Trumps hate and vitriol is going to lead to MAGA targeting Stephen, Jimmy, Jimmy, Seth and John S.
We need these guys to keep our sanity for the next 4 years.
You're delusional. Mostly because you watch this CIA-approved messaging, but also because MAGA is worried about making America great again, not the sad state of late night.
Reading your comment I suddenly had a picture in my mind of Stephen, jimmy, Seth and John S all in a hidden bunker issuing a pirate broadcast of comedy and trump satire from an unknown location. Our heroes! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
It can happen and they will try and make it seem normal.
We are the frog in the pot.
Maybe they'll just revoke the network licenses! CBS as pirate television? Arrgggh.
Hahaha
Ffs These guys (on both sides of the political fence) are why your country is fcuked
Thank you Steven for always putting a smile on my face before I go to bed. Love you 💖
More Likes For Stephen Colbert 👍👍👍
"Having snacks right now" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
First, Happy Veterans Day to all of the heroes for their services, thank you❤. Second, I'm still concerned and a bad feeling about Don's term in the next 4 years😬. Also, Mattel, you have ONE JOB, ONE JOB.🤦♀️
For starters it ain’t going to be four years:
Musk is going to save USA 2 trillion dollars , not having elections every few years is a waste of money:
Hahaha thanks for the laugh 😃
Thank you Stephen. Your humor is going to get us through these next 4 years ❤️🫶🏼
Me2
I'll start worrying if 12 monkeys stay free.
😂❤😂❤
Stephen colbert I Wana thank you for keeping a brave face through all this, you're the beacon of hope that keeps us on track.
Sorry, but can't laugh about horrible reelection of Donald Trump.
It's too soon. The shock is still wearing off.
Cry more.
@williampowell15 I'm sure you were just as critical of Trump for crying for 4 years after losing the 2020 election.
Everyone will be crying...unless you are russian bots.@@williampowell15
@@Broncofan52 He wasn't. He lied over and over, saying the election was stolen. When Democrats lose they take the L and walk away sad. When Republicans lose they do NOT take the L, instead they throw a temper tantrum and insist they won when they clearly didn't win.
When Democrats win they take the W and don't rub it in the faces of their opponents. When Republicans win they take that W and start slapping people with it.
MAGA has no morals or principles. It's just a cult of personality, and the cult leader is a megalomaniac. This is enough to explain all of it.
Those monkeys are really enjoying the farm Upstate...
A part of me wants to believe that something nefarious occured... the part that would also like a little more faith in humanity...
I am convinced that Musk and his minions intercepted the transmissions of results, tampered with machines, and erased Democratic votes. I was a computer expert and can count 47 ways they stole this election.
You've heard the saying. Never ascribe to malice what can be explained by incompetence. We're a country that's prepared to believe Fox News and Twitter.
@@yesitschelle - well there WERE plenty of truthful liberals on twitter, before Elon fukt it all up...
I have faith in humanity.
Which humans though, that's the question.
If I hear one more dumb "election interference" rumours...🤦🏻♀️
I just got a cat….. So now I am a single cat lady 😊
Welcome! It’s wonderful!
I’d be a married cat lady. But I’m allergic. Would a plushy do? 😮
@@stsfuzzybear4613 As long as it's just a single (1) one!
Good for you!!!!! I'm a cat guy
Was it worth it, Nikki?
If we don't ever have to hear about hypocrite Nikki again then that's what matters!
@@davidgoosen1633 - that'd be a +1 in this whole mess, for sure.
Spend less, not more. Fight Greedflation!
0:15 Thanks Stephen. 24 year AF vet 😊
We’re all right there with you, Caroline.
Why does EVERY one of Trump's goons look like the EVIL teacher from Hogwarts
Because they are.
Because Eeeevil!!!!
@@snicksabea Well i am an Aussie Muggle...Doomsday Prepping starts NOW!
Why because many of them are of Indian origin? So racism is okay judging people based on their appearance is fine when they are not subscribed to political ideology you believe in?
@@Maveric72what the H
I’m not feeling it either, Stephen. Thx for everything, but there’s only so much we can do when fellow Americans VOTE to harm other Americans. I heard an acquaintance tell a mutual friend today that we will “finally get rid of Obamacare.” She then said, “luckily the Affordable Care Act is still in place because of Donald Trump.” WTF!?
He will probably rename it Trumpcare and say that he was behind the Affordable Care Act the whole time.
😮
Well, that's going to be awkward.
People with zero knowledge of what they're voting for still being able to vote is a major reason for the current shitshow. Ffs.
@@vigorouslethargy which is not by accident but by design
who is trying to make education worse?
who is banning books, and defunding schools?
0:11 ❤❤❤Thank you vets 🙏🙏🙏
There's a pragmatic reason to shop now too! Inflation is going to go through the roof once the felon takes office.
And people thought my stockpile for the apocalypses was insane.
I knew something was coming, I was just hoping it was zombies. lol
It's already ridiculous. But what goes up must come down, as the prices can't keep rising forever
@@lenawagenfuehr53. What? When has pricing ever went down? That’s literally opposite of how anything works….
Remember, economic policy lags. He has not taken office yet, and even when he does it's going to take months to implement new policies. And when they are implemented it will take even longer for them to start moving the overall economy in one direction or another. I suspect we have all of 2025 to look forward to as still being Biden's strong economy. But let's not forget how long it took Trump to ruin Obama's economy the first time. The rampant greed in the forms of bull markets and tax cuts for the rich came the first year. Followed by a cool-off the next 2 years. Followed by chaos and complete havoc in the final year, mostly thanks to COVID but also thanks to the other Virus. Trump's economy persisted well into 2022, when economists were all saying a recession was inevitable and inflation was growing at a scary pace. That recession was averted only because Biden added thousands upon thousands of jobs to the economy as fast as he could.
Anyway, the first 1-3 years will still be Biden's economy. After that, it's anyone's guess. It took Bush W about 8 years to get us into a recession and it took Trump about 5 years. The first time. I would expect an acceleration this time due to cronyism and abject short term greed with no guardrails. Biden's economy will start falling apart in 2026-2027 as Republican anti-free-market policies begin to take hold.
If prices go down, would you ever reevaluate this stance and admit you're wrong, or are you going to come up with some convoluted explanation that keeps justifying the lies on the left? Trump, the supposed misogynist, appointed the 1st female WH Chief of staff. Trump, who supposedly hates immigrants, is married to an immigrant. Trump, the supposed homophobe, fought for the decrimilization of LGBT in nations around the world. Trump, doomed to send us into wars, had no wars under his 1st term and even defeated ISIS. I mean, is there ANYTHING he could do that would change your mind about him?
As a non-religious lesbian, I went to the polls on Nov 5th with my legal immigrant mom. We voted for the American dream. We voted for Trump for a 3rd time. But I'm always willing to have my mind changed. If Trump does a terrible job, I'll come back here and say I was wrong. Because that's the thing: when new information comes in that contradicts what you've come to believe is true, you owe it to yourself to learn and reassess things.
The next 4 years will tell the story. You might be right, okay? I'd have no problem with that. People are imperfect, we can be wrong sometimes and that's okay 😊
I genuinely hope life gets better for EVERYONE under Trump. Sending love to my fellow Americans. I voted for who I thought was best, that's it 🇺🇸🦅🏳️🌈
I think it's time to bring back the "monkey on the lam" subsegment
Caroline is hilarious!!! 😂🎉 You go, girl! ❤ Thanks for staying classy, too, Stephen. Definitely one of the more mature hosts. Godspeed.
Finally a few minutes of happy!
Please stay safe Stephen! We love and need you.
Let's really hope Trump doesn't have an easy 4 years term, and that he regrets running for office. Self-defense Revolution's on the way 🤘
Why root for a cycle of violence? It's ridiculous.
He had to run so he could avoid prison time
@@willes2735 as simple as that. And the people who cared so much about Trump and voted for him, will find out how little he cares about them in the years to come
Why do you want him to have 4 terrible years when that would also translate to 4 terrible years for you? That's so dumb
Thank the goodness of Steven.
I thought the rage room was the other name for the capital building a few years ago
I was thinking oval office, around the same time.
Ok. Handy full release made me laugh.
Sometimes snitches get snacks!
Wicked is the company Story Daniels worked for. 🤣😂🤣
Full circle Moment
If people knew about the Wicked Doll mix up before they pulled them from shelves, it might have wound up on the hottest Christmas gift list for 2024.
you know the boxes with the wrong site will become a coveted collectors item lol
The first movie I saw was... Stormy Trumps All. Fantastic.
Thank you for your report.
Bushfires can be scary.
I hope those unfamiliar with these natural disasters have the resources to get through this time
We learn damage control the Dump admin by networking between cities
Thanks for the laughs! ❤
So, has Kari Lake accepted her loss and conceded? If so, why the sudden onset of sanity?
She's likely getting a cabinet position in the White House. Trump likes her.
Trunp said he'd make Herschell Walker the Sec of Defense. God help you
@@Eddie-ud4bb He said he would make Hannibal Lecter head of the FDA.
Thank you for making me laugh. We need more of this.
Those angry about the election, there is a great way to show our strength. Indefinite shopping boycot. Essentials only, similar to 2020. No traveling, no holiday shopping, no new clothes or jewelry, no eating out. If we can cut even 20% of the consumer spending, it will throw the economy into chaos. These past few elections have sent the message that this truly is a man's world. A man can break all the rules and get away with anything, while women can work hard and do everything right and still not get ahead in this world and there is nothing we can do about it. Well lets prove them wrong!!!!
That's what I'm saying.
The working poor are already restricted to buying only the essentials. Be glad you are bourgie enough to have some spare money and buy some stuff, so the rest of us poors can keep our jobs. Who do you think suffers when you stop buying stuff?!
@@memoryalphamale remember the civil rights boycotts. The people boycotting suffered the most. But it changed our country for the better. That is what we are asking.
I have been saying BOYCOTT, buy nothing new...from.Jan.20th for a year
I’m implementing WW II economies. Sending no greeting cards and buying no presents. No non-essential purchases. No dining out. I’m a senior depending on Social Security and Medicare.
*MAGAs: Be careful what you wish for; you just might get it. The people who cared so much about Trump and voted for him, will find out how little he cares about them in the years to come. Many who are laughing at us right now, won't laugh for long, believe me.*
That's what it's called! I knew there had to be a name for it! Doom Spending. Yep, I did that.
I'd heard Retail Therapy before, but not Doom Spending.
I didn’t Doom Spend, I Doom Ate. 🐷
And then there's funflation, where you pay outrageous prices for experiences like concerts or cruises, because you've given up all hope on owning a home or getting a degree due to the prohibitive costs for prolonged times.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 ...or, you go ahead and pick up those major purchases that were budgeted for next year now if you can because next year it will be cost-prohibitive
Yay for Gallegos, beating Lake . 👍 congratulations.
Is it my imagination, or does Wiles bear a strong resemblance to Trump's mother?
Anger is actually the second stage of grief after denial.
They are not in any order and are not experienced in a timely manner nor in an orderly order. Those who do not understand grief ought to do homework.
Not all of them yeah but between anger and denial, it would be denial first of course. And then when you are trying to accept the truth you are now angry.
312/226
Heartbroken in Arizona that my fellow citizens elected a felon rapist coward.
312/226
@@steveng7174 Your repeated idiotic comment is irrelevant and redundant. The PROBLEM is 312/226. 77M people are so deluded, brainwashed, and uneducated that they just elected the 2nd Hitler and his regime. You 312/226 monkeys just ended the species single-handedly, and voted for the downfall of the US in the next 20 years or less. And you cheered for it.
It's not just the USA suffering with rage and depression, it's your soon-to-be ex-allies too. There's a deep sense of despair regarding the level of common sense throughout the States. We know that nearly half of you are fantastic people, but how can you let over half of you get so stupid?
My niece & nephew, along with my sister-in-law (who is British) live in NC. The "kids" (now early 20s) are American born and bred. There is talk amongst the family over here about bringing my sister back and especially her daughter. My nephew will be fine, though of course he's welcome anytime, but we're not afraid for him. We're bloody terrified for my niece. I feel much the same for all American females of any age; you can't be considered to be safe with those loonies in charge. Good luck, you're going to need it. 😢
Back to Brexit Britain? From the frying pan to the fire...
312/226
@steveng7174
Cynicism is not a reliable strategy , my friend .
You need a philosophy that employs scepticism without boosting your persona through overthinking . 🇺🇲
@@gordonely3591Your lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to your own impoverished comic standards. You have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage. What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...
After Trump won, I told myself to take a break from anything Trump related news for about 4 years. And yet, here I am. Damn it.
312/226
I said the same….😂
We love your show stephen colbert
”…and they are eating snacks right now”, that totally triggered my alarm bell too 😂 Like, ”What have you done to those poor animals you monster!? What happened to them, where are the bodies?!” 😆
$75k biweekly changed my mindset and behavior, my goals, my family and l've to say this video has inspired me a lot!!!!
Yeah sounds impossible, yet with Ms Mary Elizabeth Webb ., l've come to the conclusion that financially anything is possible. I got my self my dream car,Just last weekendand a whooping $320k in savings already, My journey with her started after my best friend came back from New York and saw me suffering in debt then told me about her and how to change my life through her.
WOW 😇I know her too!
Miss Ms Mary Elizabeth Webb is a remarkable individual whom has brought immense positivity and inspiration into my life.
I got started with a miserly $7000. The results have been mind blowing I must say
TBH!!
I know that woman (Mary Elizabeth Webb )If you were born and raised in new York you'd know too, No Bingle doubt she is the one that helped you get where you are!!
After earning up to 325k through trading with her, I was able to buy a new house and car here in the U.S🇺🇸🇺🇸,and also paid for my son Oscar's surgery. Glory to God. Shalom.🙏🏻
Yay for Caroline
Stephen, thank you. Your humor is going to be necessary for me for the next four years.
It might be longer than 4 years…he won’t leave…
Poor monkeys.
Colbert is my mental health check. Thank you for the laughs and the sanity.
🇺🇲🦅🎗 Honoring USA Service Members women and men active & retired on Veterans' Day 2024 👏 Thank You 🇺🇲 Grateful for USA President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris for their utmost respect for USA Troops and their families & loved ones 2024 🗽⚖️💙🇺🇲
I noticed that trump couldn't drag his fat rear to Arlington ceremonies today.
Love me some vets! Thank you!
Thank you, Caroline.
I loved the Bruce joke, Stephen!
The running of the monkeys. The silence of the oh god why did he win????????!!!!!!!!
Colbert for a balance of humor and tragedy. Run monkeys! Keep teaching Stephen.
You just gave Kenzie Loves Girls 2 the Colbert bump.
I consider Allison Janney as the first. Yes, I'm hiding in West Wing again to cope with another four years of Trump.
We can't have nice things like a Bartlett or Santos in our country so fantasy land it is. 😌💻
Same lol! 🇺🇸 Donna!
Here within one minute of video posting 😎🤓
I love your show! We actually bought tickets yesterday for another continent!!! We're going to swing in the new year🎉🎉🎉 in a different country.. We need a vacation from the madness..😂
Trump's cabinet is looking like Voldemort's army
Stephen Miller 100% looks like the Assistant To The Head Death Eater
The best president ever . Wise choice. Not for turds
very efficient
Tim Walz be looking like Umbridge
How? Which one?
"That's no monkey...... That's a rat!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She couldn't keep Don Jr. out of Donnie's orbit though... much to his chagrin.
I don't know how you do it! Thanks a million!!!
Happy Ber Month’s
Best sketch in a while!! Hilarious