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  • How Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Should Have Ended
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  • @lt3746
    @lt3746 8 років тому +5836

    "Ah, don't be a baby Luke. I had both my legs and arms cut off."

  • @vickiegray2941
    @vickiegray2941 8 років тому +4194

    I have a son little droid that drives around the hallways...

    • @RealJoey
      @RealJoey 8 років тому +104

      Lol. I loved that part. (Even though the droid is called a Mouse Droid)

    • @hugoreyes-ortiz6973
      @hugoreyes-ortiz6973 7 років тому +8

      f
      t

    • @kahlatv7231
      @kahlatv7231 7 років тому +7

      The ЕЕmpire Strikеs Bаaаaсk moviее hеrеее => twitter.com/c88c7aee441594906/status/795841418593910784 Hоw Тhе Emрirе Strikes Bасcсk Shооould Havе Еndеd

    • @foxeline7060
      @foxeline7060 7 років тому +40

      Even in space they have mice

    • @SuperZiggyCraft
      @SuperZiggyCraft 6 років тому +9

      I read this the exact moment it happened.

  • @MrUn1versal
    @MrUn1versal 7 років тому +2673

    Bobba Fett: I used to have a father :'(

    • @emc246
      @emc246 7 років тому +53

      that is exaxtly what I was thinking!

    • @emc246
      @emc246 7 років тому +10

      +EM11212 *exactly

    • @MrUn1versal
      @MrUn1versal 7 років тому +52

      If y'all would kindly look, the joke is going over your heads, which is easy if you're like Jango

    • @opossumsim2278
      @opossumsim2278 7 років тому +3

      Max J ayeeeee
      I get you

    • @thephantomgamer3803
      @thephantomgamer3803 6 років тому +11

      SUB ZERO Boba is an unaltered clone of jango requested by jango

  • @aurelia8028
    @aurelia8028 7 років тому +3076

    yoda has a point there...

    • @windflash7501
      @windflash7501 7 років тому +212

      maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have.....

    • @pierrelindgren5727
      @pierrelindgren5727 7 років тому +30

      Qui Gon doesn't have a leg to stand on.

    • @frag2k12
      @frag2k12 7 років тому +15

      + Pierre Lindgren Except that was Obi Wan not Qui Gon Yoda was speaking too, Qui Gon got gutted instead.

    • @scofield1154
      @scofield1154 7 років тому +35

      Magnus Juul if you are reffering to Obi Wan letting Vader kill him thats an easy one.
      1.Obi Wan did not fear death as he was one with the force.
      2.If Obi Wan kept fighting Luke would try to help and die or get captured
      3. Obi Wan knew he couldnt beat Vader so once he realized Luke is safe he decided to be a Force Ghost and generally not waste Vader's time.(All tho Obi Wan beat Vader once it was because Obi Wan was 30-35 at that time and Anakin was still learning meanwhile now Anakin has a suit that keeps him fresh while Obi Wan is just old..
      also Anakin was supposed to be the strongest Jedi of all time so its only natural in his prime to be able to beat a strong but still mediocre Obi Wan. )

    • @capoking1495
      @capoking1495 6 років тому +3

      Michael Scofield nobody cares obi wan sucks

  • @paulheenan9098
    @paulheenan9098 8 років тому +2615

    "I HAVE A SON! THIS IS WONDERFUL! I must see him!"

    • @nikoletxdee8949
      @nikoletxdee8949 7 років тому +51

      This boy is son of anakin skywalker your Arę darth vader

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist 7 років тому +11

      nikolet xDee this is wonderful !!! I must see him !!! Lol 🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @Ethan-cz8xq
      @Ethan-cz8xq 7 років тому +63

      I know! It's so ridiculous. "I HAVE A SON!!!!" "I HAVE A DAUTER TOO???" "I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER????" "I HAVE A GRANDSON TOO????"

    • @markguardiana600
      @markguardiana600 6 років тому +3

      Anakin was always like since Ep. 3 - 9 in HISHE EPISODES

    • @markguardiana600
      @markguardiana600 6 років тому +3

      Ethakaingeneral, YOU ARE A GRANDFATHER TOO?

  • @Awesome-oo9vz
    @Awesome-oo9vz 8 років тому +1540

    "He's going to be so excited!"-Darth Vader..."NNOOOOOO!! Nooo!!!"-Luke Skywalker...LOL

    • @elenagrbic1756
      @elenagrbic1756 8 років тому +21

      HILARIOUS!!! 😂

    • @leocat5911
      @leocat5911 8 років тому +17

      he did kill Kenobi and a planet and the Jedi order, wow

    • @DanTruong10-13-95
      @DanTruong10-13-95 8 років тому +8

      +Leonard Valverde & multiple younglings

    • @ashwinramaswamy4059
      @ashwinramaswamy4059 8 років тому +3

      +Awesome101 "Do not want" - Luke

    • @ashgarr3479
      @ashgarr3479 8 років тому +5

      +Leonard Valverde Kenobi cut off all his limbs, threw him into a pit of lava, and left him to die.
      Also the Jedi order was really fucked up I mean look at Yoda "Feel emotion you must not. Care for others you must not" and all that shit I mean the Jedi order was so fucked up fight me.

  • @lestat1591
    @lestat1591 7 років тому +3984

    I think it would be funny if they said
    "But you cut off my hand"
    "It's a skywalker tradition"

    • @loiswolf9942
      @loiswolf9942 7 років тому +91

      connor watson haha leia should be conceded lucky then haha

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 4 роки тому +104

      @@loiswolf9942 when you think about it, it only seems to apply to the men in the family

    • @user-wk2vj5qt6y
      @user-wk2vj5qt6y 4 роки тому +15

      Ohhhh my GOD

    • @darshanbildikar1
      @darshanbildikar1 4 роки тому +15

      Haha haha 😆🤣😂 !!!

    • @bronyprevedus1724
      @bronyprevedus1724 4 роки тому +81

      Every true Skywalker must do 3 things in his life:
      1 - Lose hand
      2 - Blow up cosmic station
      3 - Turn over all the Galaxy

  • @willcc19-18
    @willcc19-18 4 роки тому +482

    I love the ongoing gag about Anakin telling everybody he’s a dad 😂

  • @elenagrbic1756
    @elenagrbic1756 8 років тому +5699

    Am I the only one that likes Vader this way more??? 😂

    • @michamankowski5781
      @michamankowski5781 8 років тому +77

      I love him like that!!! :D

    • @rdty9251
      @rdty9251 8 років тому +37

      Me too

    • @zionharriszh
      @zionharriszh 8 років тому +139

      he's relatable in this version anyone who was a robot guy who thought his kids were dead finds out he has a son I know i'd be exited

    • @gezatherton1071
      @gezatherton1071 8 років тому +13

      +Demon Z Well we've all been there... :p

    • @Anonymous10801
      @Anonymous10801 8 років тому +45

      I love him like this I wanna see a series animated this way of Vader just like this

  • @jonathand2705
    @jonathand2705 9 років тому +878

    "This is not a negotiation. I am your father, and I say we're going home." Best thing since sliced bread.

    • @Forow64
      @Forow64 9 років тому +3

      ***** and Star Wars

    • @Forow64
      @Forow64 9 років тому +2

      Bartosz Cieplinski and Empire Strikes Back

    • @theknightoflore2091
      @theknightoflore2091 9 років тому +2

      sliced bread

    • @jonathand2705
      @jonathand2705 9 років тому +1

      TheKnightofLore ?

    • @theknightoflore2091
      @theknightoflore2091 9 років тому +1

      Jonathan DeMel sliced break. Rawr. this isn't negotiation, rawr.

  • @evasandford6391
    @evasandford6391 6 років тому +1726

    "This is not a negotiation"
    "Let me go!"
    "I am your father and I say were going home"
    "Your the worst dad ever!"

  • @brookeshea8569
    @brookeshea8569 7 років тому +2428

    "No doubt we will have fun ruling the galaxy together!"
    Milliseconds later...
    "Nooooooooooo Noooooooooo Noooooooo"
    "... I know you seem upset

  • @nathaniellevesque2782
    @nathaniellevesque2782 9 років тому +591

    Star Destroyer Officers: as long as he's not choking us, he can act as crazy as he wants.

  • @TheStarcraftJACKAL
    @TheStarcraftJACKAL 8 років тому +2014

    Vader is adorable!

  • @carcrashheart
    @carcrashheart 4 роки тому +1403

    Obi-Wan: "Maybe you should not have let him go alone."
    Yoda: *"Maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have."*
    He has a point there.

    • @joshuakleopfer751
      @joshuakleopfer751 3 роки тому +72

      Exactly what was obi wan trying to achieve by getting darth mauled

    • @carcrashheart
      @carcrashheart 3 роки тому +9

      @@joshuakleopfer751 HahHHaaHA

    • @nasirthesenatejohnson6935
      @nasirthesenatejohnson6935 3 роки тому +18

      @@joshuakleopfer751 He knew Luke wouldn't leave if he was still alive

    • @saraola6477
      @saraola6477 2 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @blackriflesmatter7683
      @blackriflesmatter7683 2 роки тому +16

      Kenobi knew he wasn't going to survive his fight with Vader. By continuing to fight he knew it was going to draw Luke in and get him killed.

  • @AakashVadher
    @AakashVadher 7 років тому +609

    R.I.P. Carrie Fisher, she is one with the force now

    • @bbrules8646
      @bbrules8646 7 років тому +9

      Aakash Vadher too true

    • @A.G.O.M.
      @A.G.O.M. 6 років тому +5

      True that, true that

    • @rapogirl1391
      @rapogirl1391 5 років тому +6

      And now Peter Mayhew has gone to join her. 😞

    • @evanmiller2562
      @evanmiller2562 4 роки тому +2

      @@rapogirl1391 you forgot Kenny baker!

    • @Evren_
      @Evren_ 3 роки тому +4

      As is Christopher Lee

  • @MrArmystrong85
    @MrArmystrong85 8 років тому +2860

    This is exactly what happened and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 8 років тому +116

      Did Lucas change it again?

    • @logdog6762
      @logdog6762 8 років тому +25

      +MrArmystrong85 This is the epitome of fan fiction.

    • @roasty80
      @roasty80 8 років тому +20

      +Valpas Kankaristo not until the ultimate anniversary 4k remastered ultra hd lenticular limited edition

    • @DetectiveJulie
      @DetectiveJulie 8 років тому

      +Log Dog Is there a fan fiction of this?

    • @logdog6762
      @logdog6762 8 років тому

      Julie McIntyre I'm sure that if you looked hard enough, you would find some.

  • @kinglegault
    @kinglegault 8 років тому +416

    i love how vader acts in this series whenever he finds out hes a dad

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 роки тому +13

      Hey guys! My secret wife is pregnant with twins!

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 4 роки тому +13

      It's actually whenever someone has children in general. I guess he just really likes kids- which must sting like crazy.

    • @howlibertydies
      @howlibertydies 4 роки тому +5

      @@nadiamozerhusain4259 anakin likes kids so much, he massacres them during revenge of the sith

    • @hyrulecitizen7988
      @hyrulecitizen7988 4 роки тому +1

      Yep

  • @starscream_4543
    @starscream_4543 7 років тому +482

    I have a son little droid that drives down the hallways...😂

  • @saamjaza1742
    @saamjaza1742 4 роки тому +87

    Loved that line.
    "I HAVE A SON LIGHT SPEEEEEEEED!"

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 8 років тому +309

    I love that little droid

    • @Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan
      @Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan 8 років тому +1

      That droid is awesome !

    • @friskowhisko4474
      @friskowhisko4474 8 років тому +3

      +Buğra Alparslan he's my favorite star wars character really

    • @Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan
      @Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan 8 років тому

      +JediReed no,the mouse droid

    • @Redoralive
      @Redoralive 8 років тому +5

      it's got a wee dog face on it.

    • @applecore4720
      @applecore4720 8 років тому +2

      In the new star wars battlefront game on one of the main-screen scenes its does a little dance around an AT-AT, so cute and awesome.

  • @simonlong3368
    @simonlong3368 8 років тому +780

    You're the worst dad ever!
    "Whoa whoa! What are you doing? You shot first."
    _Yeah......why wouldn't I?_
    "I uh......I don't know the answer to that."

  • @reagmaster12
    @reagmaster12 7 років тому +330

    1:55 I think Vader just accidently dropped his son back into the void....

  • @Callidous
    @Callidous 7 років тому +201

    1:34 "That does sound pretty good."
    Not gonna lie, I would have joined him. I mean, sure I would feel a little bad about it, but I just don't have that impulse control, you know.

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 7 років тому +3

      The deal breaker for me is if I can't have a cool suit like his.

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 7 років тому +9

      I'm aware of the canon (the real one, not disney's) but that doesn't take away from the fact that Vader's outfit looks awesome.

  • @OrangeKyle91
    @OrangeKyle91 8 років тому +2240

    In space, nobody can hear you scream about having a son. :P

    • @Marcelo-ol7lf
      @Marcelo-ol7lf 8 років тому +30

      But he is inside the ship

    • @OrangeKyle91
      @OrangeKyle91 8 років тому +3

      +marcelo rocha You don't say!? Um, do you know what a joke is?

    • @anasrachidi9299
      @anasrachidi9299 8 років тому +62

      +OrangeKyle91 a joke is supposed to be funny.

    • @zionharriszh
      @zionharriszh 8 років тому +6

      +Anas Rachidi hahahagagahaha

    • @sosotur_sos155
      @sosotur_sos155 8 років тому +14

      just imagine how much debt he is in child support

  • @starling1228
    @starling1228 9 років тому +232

    I HAVE A SON LIGHTSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
    Anyone else notice scooby at 0:56

  • @kenllacer
    @kenllacer 8 років тому +1192

    If I had a bad-ass dad who offered to rule the galaxy as father and son I would say: Aye!

    • @TeamIONDarius
      @TeamIONDarius 8 років тому +126

      +J. Midnite A father you've never known for your entire life until a minute after you were duelling him to the death?
      Sounds legit.

    • @yeah-hp7eb
      @yeah-hp7eb 8 років тому +5

      +UndisputedElite Lol

    • @BenWhite9311
      @BenWhite9311 8 років тому +8

      Aye

    • @brookeshea8569
      @brookeshea8569 7 років тому +56

      But do we have to rule from the dark side?

    • @Stonkzy
      @Stonkzy 7 років тому +30

      +Summer Saturday then I would never join you

  • @hadesbutmortal
    @hadesbutmortal 7 років тому +231

    I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways!

  • @visoredgruntR34
    @visoredgruntR34 10 років тому +329

    Seriously why didn't Vader just pull Luke back up with the force!?

    • @dariusjamesone1369
      @dariusjamesone1369 10 років тому +56

      Probably from the same reason Obiwan let Vader cut him in two . and by that I mean the Jedi nonsense " It is the right thing to do" moment or " it has to be like this" piece of crap . Anyway , Vader is very funny

    • @deliciousbutter6077
      @deliciousbutter6077 10 років тому +29

      If Vader could control bodies like that why wouldn't he just break Lukes arms and not fight?

    • @Numbers1516
      @Numbers1516 10 років тому +76

      Deliciousbutter Why are we saying "If Vader could control bodies"? Isn't he famous for choking people to death with the force THROUGH TELEVISIONS?

    • @dariusjamesone1369
      @dariusjamesone1369 10 років тому +12

      the_numbers yeah . so it's probably that nonsense "I have a plan for him" moment

    • @1krani
      @1krani 10 років тому +41

      You know, why do people give problems like this a pass in the original trilogy but have a hissy fit when they occur in the prequels? The prequels deserve a better rep.
      Except Episode 2. That movie was sheit.

  • @nicholsjoshua15
    @nicholsjoshua15 9 років тому +208

    Seriously does no one understand why Obiwan let Vader kill him?
    Obiwan was a seventy year old Jedi who was in a death duel with a fifty year old Sith Lord who was extremely strong in the force and was half machine.
    It was like fighting a General Grievous if he had been a Jedi (Grievous was trained to use lightsabers, but had no connection to the force).
    Obiwan knew he wouldn't walk away, so he put all of his focus on becoming force presence so he could still help Luke.
    He allowed Vader to kill his body so his spirit could live and guide Luke.
    Also he distracted Vader so Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewy could escape.
    I have questions about Star Wars but that ain't one of them.
    My question is that why is there no Star Wars : Knights of The Old Republic movie / anime?

    • @andrewbennett6089
      @andrewbennett6089 9 років тому +10

      Joshua : And if he hadn't died, he wouldn't have been able to help him destroy the Death Star.

    • @denethor5012
      @denethor5012 8 років тому +3

      ***** In one of the original scripts Obi-Wan survives all 3 movies. He originally just stood with everyone else on Yavin IV.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 8 років тому +9

      InvertedInvert I would have liked that better myself. It would have made more sense and it would have made more sense if the Ewokes had been Wookies (Wookies are badass).

    • @WYLad2024
      @WYLad2024 8 років тому +3

      Joshua Obi Wan wasn't killed by Vader. He made one with the Force. Vader's lightsaber never touched Obi Wan - just his robe.

    • @OrangeUtan1
      @OrangeUtan1 8 років тому

      Joshua Why even confront vader in the first place?

  • @localscallmemordecai3560
    @localscallmemordecai3560 3 роки тому +26

    Vader: he's going to be soo excited!
    Luke: 1:07

  • @brezzendorf
    @brezzendorf 4 роки тому +108

    You knew a movie is good when HISHE barely change the plot

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 6 місяців тому

      I would have liked some alternatives, like if Luke never showed up. Or went immediately, to save them in the nick of time, which is what people say was expected to happen so they wouldn't have time to put Han into Carbon Freeze.

  • @iprobablyforgotsomething
    @iprobablyforgotsomething 9 років тому +324

    And then - Darth Vadar: I have a daughter, too?! Wow, this is a miracle! I have a family! Now if only some convenient plot device in one of the next three movies mysteriously brings back my dead wife, things will be a-ok! I'll still be a dark lord, but I'll be a family-man dark lord; it will really inspire my troops that I've gotten in touch with my softer, more sensitive dark-side.

  • @Jurkox26
    @Jurkox26 9 років тому +92

    I died laughing when Yoda said ''maybe getting cut in half for no reason,you should not have''

    • @ProbeGear
      @ProbeGear 9 років тому +3

      yeah ....obi-wan didn't needed to duel with vader in the first movie ...

    • @estellariley5334
      @estellariley5334 9 років тому

      ΨΨΨ Koxik King ΨΨΨ i was like 'apply cool water to area of burn'.

    • @shaolinjoe3705
      @shaolinjoe3705 8 років тому

      I always Felt that Obi Wan should of keep battling Vader & Tell Luke to leave.

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 6 місяців тому

      I just saw _Hardware Wars_ again, where he stays behind and they all mutter, "Martyr!"

  • @factoryphilosopher5235
    @factoryphilosopher5235 8 років тому +16

    That father and son moment

  • @armedraptor5114
    @armedraptor5114 7 років тому +323

    1:51 I'd so love to see them living in Vader's cheap Mustafar house...
    ...from Rogue One.

    • @TN2AwesomeLawson
      @TN2AwesomeLawson 7 років тому +6

      KaloTube the power that we are dealing with here is immeasurable

    • @armedraptor5114
      @armedraptor5114 7 років тому +18

      Awesome Lawson
      If Luke said "Let me go".
      Vader: "Why?"
      Luke: Because I'll rebel
      me: Mind.Blown

    • @fusionmc6657
      @fusionmc6657 7 років тому +5

      Can I say something I paws in video at the right moment look at the comments found your comment with 151 look at the video with 151

    • @littlewinterflower1831
      @littlewinterflower1831 7 років тому +2

      KaloTube LOL! 😂😂😂 👏👏

    • @hamishandjadescott2301
      @hamishandjadescott2301 7 років тому

      KaloTube 👻😌

  • @leonardorafaelvideos8020
    @leonardorafaelvideos8020 9 років тому +140

    "You shot first."
    "Yeah. Why wouldn't I do that?"

    • @johnduh5030
      @johnduh5030 9 років тому +1

      lol xD

    • @holopengin
      @holopengin 9 років тому

      ***** The thing is, Greedo didn't even shoot in the original theatrical release.

    • @muhammadkhan-ph1qk
      @muhammadkhan-ph1qk 9 років тому

      This is why star wars is comedic gold .

    • @ProbeGear
      @ProbeGear 9 років тому +3

      ***** what if greedo was a completely assumed scumbag of tattoine and han knows that ? hes name is greedo for fucks sake .

    • @TH15N4M315UN4V41L4BL
      @TH15N4M315UN4V41L4BL 9 років тому

      Illiterate Person that's racist!

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 9 років тому +579

    Obi-Wan: maybe you shouldnt of let Luke go alone
    Yoda: Maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have
    Yoda:1
    Obi-wan:0

    • @minecrafter0505
      @minecrafter0505 8 років тому +19

      Jack Mehoff But Obi wan! (This pun was terrible)

    • @ng1406
      @ng1406 8 років тому +17

      But obi wan had the "high" ground

    • @mastertigress9417
      @mastertigress9417 8 років тому +2

      #YodaBurn

    • @CosmicTeapot
      @CosmicTeapot 8 років тому +3

      +Jack Mehoff I love that little ''up-down'' judgemental look Yoda does at the very last second

    • @joe1999_1
      @joe1999_1 5 років тому +1

      *thung life music and cigarette for yoda*

  • @Lo-tf6qt
    @Lo-tf6qt 7 років тому +98

    If my father was Darth Vader I would join him no matter what

  • @anakinskywalker9137
    @anakinskywalker9137 4 роки тому +349

    People reading this comment I HAVE A SON!!!

  • @willrea
    @willrea 8 років тому +615

    Luke: "I'll never join you!"
    Darth Vader: "Hello, 'I'll-never-join-you', I am your father."
    Luke: "Nooooo! Nnnoooo!"

    • @akmayernick3722
      @akmayernick3722 4 роки тому +43

      The Dark Lord of dad jokes
      A.k.a.
      The Dad Lord

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 роки тому +8

      @@akmayernick3722 the Dad Lord is here. Run for your life!

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 4 роки тому +18

      Darth Vader has actually always had a thing for corny lines. I mean, come on, he has literally never choked someone without saying something silly yet intimidating. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director." "If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?" "You have failed me for the last time." "Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

    • @ale5cat-san689
      @ale5cat-san689 4 роки тому +5

      I love dad jokes

  • @lenastorm6280
    @lenastorm6280 8 років тому +327

    Wait...so does Han shot first?

    • @elessal
      @elessal 8 років тому +24

      +Lena Storm he did shot fist. and also to vader in that scene... look it up

    • @jacksonadolph7805
      @jacksonadolph7805 8 років тому

      +mister chef Yes

    • @elessal
      @elessal 8 років тому +2

      all this just got goddamn boring. I am muting this.

    • @cleanpiss
      @cleanpiss 8 років тому

      +mister chef You're the idiot here.

    • @jacksonadolph7805
      @jacksonadolph7805 8 років тому

      +mister chef yes you are the idiot

  • @anthonyrape
    @anthonyrape 7 років тому +421

    This isn't a negotiation X,D right Lol

    • @shadow-faye
      @shadow-faye 7 років тому +16

      Jack The cat is am your father and I say we're going home

    • @foxeline7060
      @foxeline7060 7 років тому +12

      You are the worst dad ever!

    • @ashtin3709
      @ashtin3709 6 років тому +5

      These are aggressive negotiations. XD

    • @parkerboy795
      @parkerboy795 6 років тому +5

      Foxeline More like the most powerful dad ever. He he.

    • @dgerdi
      @dgerdi 4 роки тому +1

      Jack The cat yeah! Damn right!

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 7 років тому +33

    "No Force chokings all round!"
    Vader's approval ratings skyrocketed that day.

  • @TheMiksonPL
    @TheMiksonPL 8 років тому +88

    "You are the worst dad ever"
    "Or like the most powerful dad ever hehe"
    rofl

    • @khorkienjoo5292
      @khorkienjoo5292 6 років тому

      Negan He is indeed the worst dad ever. He destroyed his daughter's adoptive home planet and cut off his son's arm

  • @Naruto200Man
    @Naruto200Man 9 років тому +68

    I'm really surprised he didn't do that in the original film to be honest (stopping luke from falling....) he could've still gotten away somehow, but come on, that would've been a funny tidbit. I hate it when villains suddenly forget what super powers they have so the hero can make their escape for the next film...

    • @Naruto200Man
      @Naruto200Man 9 років тому

      ***** That's what I mean, they could've done that but chose not to.

    • @trollofduty007
      @trollofduty007 9 років тому +17

      TheGamingTurret i think he could have been surprised (in shock) that he just jumped and before it registered he was gone

    • @Shadoessa
      @Shadoessa 9 років тому +16

      Luke always said that his father could have killed him on Bespin, but chose not to. This was Luke's reasoning for believing there was good in him. Darth Vader didn't want to kill his son. He was sort of in shock and probably let him go, feeling shitty that his son hates him (go figure though, honestly).

    • @ProbeGear
      @ProbeGear 9 років тому +4

      in the entire saga of star wars you never see a jedi levitating another person ..just objects and robots made of objects.

    • @_Toxicity
      @_Toxicity Рік тому +5

      @@ProbeGear I know this is an old comment, but as of Kenobi, that is no longer true.

  • @KJetixsSuccessor
    @KJetixsSuccessor 4 роки тому +146

    Palpatine: "I have a granddaughter! This is amazing news! I must tell everyone! Hey Vader, I have a granddaughter!"

    • @bencebotye3904
      @bencebotye3904 4 роки тому +36

      Rey: ...Skywalker.
      Anakin: WHAT? I AM A STEP-GRANDFATHER? LET'S TELL EVERYONE!

    • @KJetixsSuccessor
      @KJetixsSuccessor 4 роки тому +11

      Botye Bence
      Palp’s: no, No!

  • @chiewee
    @chiewee 4 роки тому +68

    Vader: He's gonna be so excited!!!
    *Later:*
    Luke: Nnooooooo!!!!

  • @siprus
    @siprus 10 років тому +14

    "where do think you are going?", "this is not a negotiation" XD

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 8 років тому +76

    *I HAVE A SON, LIGHTSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

    • @unk0wn367
      @unk0wn367 6 років тому +1

      Herbivore The Carnivore aughh

  • @g0g0art
    @g0g0art 6 років тому +20

    Imagine how crazy that would have been if Darth Vader was like that.Wow. They should make a short film on Darth's perspective in empire strikes back.

  • @ImamF0324
    @ImamF0324 4 роки тому +11

    1:18
    Joker to Mufasa "U cut off my hand!!🤬🤬"

  • @jmeowcoverage
    @jmeowcoverage 10 років тому +27

    XD "where are you going" lol I love how serious the emperor sounded

  • @elementalmech53
    @elementalmech53 8 років тому +59

    Vader: "I have a son?"
    Emperor: "No I said Anakin has a so-"
    Vader: "I HAVE A SON!"
    Emperor: "Wait- where are you going."
    The Emperor just says it so calmly, I died!

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 6 місяців тому

      That whole thing about "we have a new enemy" plays out really weirdly as "the son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." Luke should have been given a different last name if he's in hiding; and I don't like the name Anakin, either.

  • @wojtekreliga3881
    @wojtekreliga3881 3 роки тому +14

    0:34 For the record in original script after cutting Luke Skywalker's hand and expression "You killed my father", Darth Vader, didn't say "No. I am your father", but "No. Obiwan Kenobi killed your father".

    • @wojtekreliga3881
      @wojtekreliga3881 3 роки тому

      @Gevorg1989 What do you mean?

    • @Guyettejohn
      @Guyettejohn 2 роки тому +1

      To be fair Obi-wan "Killed" Anakin,and Vader was "born" so accurate!

  • @aaronmonke6825
    @aaronmonke6825 7 років тому +54

    "more like the most powerful dad ever heheh" I laugh so hard

  • @grantmccarty5640
    @grantmccarty5640 8 років тому +376

    Anyone else notice the dog on the droid at 0:56

  • @nateanata
    @nateanata 10 років тому +32

    Haha i love the idea when vader using force pull to stop luke from falling

  • @coltonyounger9724
    @coltonyounger9724 7 років тому +39

    my first how it should of ended and it's still one of my favorites

    • @medha6735
      @medha6735 7 років тому +2

      Colton Younger my first was Harry Potter

  • @ChloeLawrenceSmallcutie
    @ChloeLawrenceSmallcutie 8 років тому +20

    1:46 why couldn't he have done that in the actual movie dammit 😂 (I'm now convinced this happened and nobody can tell me otherwise)

  • @sarcanicus1
    @sarcanicus1 10 років тому +90

    you know it never crossed my mind that he could have just caught him with his force powers.

    • @STUFFMAN54
      @STUFFMAN54 10 років тому +12

      tru say

    • @BobsMinis
      @BobsMinis 10 років тому

      He couldn't, it was explained in few books :)

    • @sarcanicus1
      @sarcanicus1 10 років тому +8

      BoB Miniatures so what was the reasoning?

    • @Spar10Leonidas
      @Spar10Leonidas 10 років тому

      BoB Miniatures Which books are you referring to, the novelization or something else?

    • @SelvesteSand
      @SelvesteSand 10 років тому +5

      Even if he could - perhaps he was just too shocked that Luke turned him down and cast himself to his death to think straight. :P

  • @joshm7335
    @joshm7335 10 років тому +19

    There's a dog face on that mouse droid. 0:55

  • @Ani0227
    @Ani0227 7 років тому +29

    " i have a son, little droid that drives around the hall ways" lmfao

  • @nukacolanut9274
    @nukacolanut9274 7 років тому +70

    "Me and my boy ruling the Galaxy! He's going to be so excited!!!"
    Me:...Um...
    Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NO!!!

  • @alicelucy1333
    @alicelucy1333 8 років тому +24

    'i'm a father little droid that drives around the hall ways' lol

  • @queenbhydra454
    @queenbhydra454 8 років тому +127

    "Where do you think you're going!?"
    "AW COME ON!"
    "This is not an negotiation."
    "LET ME GO!"
    "I am your father and I say we're going home."
    "YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER!"
    "More like the most powerful dad ever. *chuckles*"

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 роки тому +7

      I always wonder why Vader did not use the Force to stop Luke from falling down back in the original.

    • @tantris2876
      @tantris2876 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheWarmachine375 plot armor

    • @alchemist6819
      @alchemist6819 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheWarmachine375 plot armour 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @Darkness-dv6sz
    @Darkness-dv6sz 7 років тому +156

    I HAVE A SON LIGHT SPEEEEEE-WOOOOH

  • @EmeraldGodBoi
    @EmeraldGodBoi 3 роки тому +17

    10 years later Vader telling everyone he has a son is still hilarious

  • @JesterWhoHelps
    @JesterWhoHelps 9 років тому +100

    I HAVE A SON, LIGHTSPPPEEEEEEEED!! WOOOSH!

    • @nicolegarced9214
      @nicolegarced9214 9 років тому +18

      I loved that part so much that and "your the worst dad in ever"
      "no im the most POWERFUL dad ever"

  • @joyunicycle
    @joyunicycle 8 років тому +249

    Vader for How it Should Have Ended Force Awakens:
    *SPOILERS*
    "I have a grandson too? I'M A GRANDFATHER?! That is wonderful! I must tell everyone! Hey Obi Wan, I have a grandson! I have a grandson, Yoda! I have a grandson, Force! I have a grandson Ghost Solo! And he's just like me! Oh wait, that's bad isn't it?"

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 6 років тому +335

    “What? I have a son?”
    “No I said Anakin Skywalker has a son you are Darth Vader.”
    “I have a son! This is wonderful!! I must see him!”
    “Wait....where are you going?”
    “Hey everyone have you heard the news? I‘m a father whoohooo!!”
    “I have a son Stormtroopers! I have a son asteroid! Hey bounty hunters, guess what, I have a son! Did you know that? I have a son little droid that drives around the hallways. I have a son lightspeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!”

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 роки тому +11

      I can't wait to meet him.

    • @darkeyes6615
      @darkeyes6615 4 роки тому +14

      This is amazing! I feel Alive again! Me and my boy Ruling the galaxy he’s going be so excited!

    • @thegoldenman6139
      @thegoldenman6139 4 роки тому +15

      Nooo nooooooooo noooooo
      I know your upset but I’m really excited that I finally get to meet you
      You cut off my hand
      Don’t be a cry baby Luke I had both my arms and legs cut off

    • @generalgrievous3054
      @generalgrievous3054 4 роки тому +7

      As I was saying... Join me and together we can defeat the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son.

    • @thegoldenman6139
      @thegoldenman6139 4 роки тому +5

      Shrek uhm that does sound fun but do we have to rule from the dark side?

  • @FazeFysix
    @FazeFysix Рік тому +4

    12 years later and this video still never fails to make me laugh

  • @SgtSquare
    @SgtSquare 10 років тому +15

    Actually, I'd love to hear 1:25 version of Imperial March in the new trilogy... Amazing...

  • @Mcdonald390
    @Mcdonald390 8 років тому +55

    Lawl @ that burn from Yoda at the end

  • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
    @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 4 роки тому +6

    2:14 yoda a savage lmao

  • @cesarromerabenavente8963
    @cesarromerabenavente8963 7 років тому +15

    I just love his "woohoo!"

  • @KRPeart
    @KRPeart 10 років тому +15

    0:39
    I guesses there is some Anakin left in Vader after all....

  • @JediDanD
    @JediDanD 10 років тому +35

    The first time A New Hope came out, Han Solo was killed in the first take . . . Greedo didn't know he was suppose to miss . . .
    Took 20 years for Greedo to finally get it right . . .
    Thank goodness for Khan's magic blood or else there'd be no Han Solo past the first five minutes of his introduction . . .

  • @cmj0929
    @cmj0929 3 роки тому +2

    I can’t believe this really came out 10 years ago 🥺

  • @AJ627
    @AJ627 4 роки тому +7

    Vader obsessing over being a parent is just super wholesome and I want to consider it head cannon

  • @RyanCokeable
    @RyanCokeable 8 років тому +46

    Anyone else notice the dog on the little droid that drives around the hallways?

  • @honeybadger2898
    @honeybadger2898 8 років тому +15

    "More like most powerful dad ever" I'M DYING

  • @mazokura5944
    @mazokura5944 8 років тому +6

    2:27 I KNEW IT (I love the reference)

  • @joshualim8843
    @joshualim8843 8 років тому +25

    LOL Yoda savage AF...

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 9 років тому +23

    Wow... It's been 5 years since this came out?! Wow.

  • @jrmaurille
    @jrmaurille 10 років тому +34

    This really is how it should of ended WELL DONE

  • @AirbenderHawk
    @AirbenderHawk 4 роки тому +3

    “I have a son!? I must tell everyone!”
    😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏💯💯💯. I love this gag so much, they’ve referenced in ROTS/ROTJ, etc. So iconic, especially the bespin scene here.

  • @saucylirious5618
    @saucylirious5618 3 роки тому +5

    I love how anakin as well as Darth vadar in these gets overly excited about any good news and runs off telling everyone

  • @KeylaKeystone
    @KeylaKeystone 10 років тому +47

    "I HAVE A SON!"
    "I had both my arms and legs cut off!"
    Now I wish this was how Empire Strikes Back ended XD

    • @jacksamurai
      @jacksamurai 10 років тому

      More like the MOST POWERFUL dad ever! heh heh heh. I love it.

  • @youi2980
    @youi2980 8 років тому +17

    "I have a son this is wonderful!" "I must see him" oh Vader if only it wasn't that complicated! XD

  • @mlambros79
    @mlambros79 2 роки тому +1

    OMG! Can't believe this one is one is almost 12 years old! Keep up the amazing work HISHE!

  • @CaptainGeronimo
    @CaptainGeronimo 8 років тому +47

    I howe son light speeeeeeeed :D

  • @Dynja-kaiR
    @Dynja-kaiR 8 років тому +34

    0:30
    20 years earlier:
    *Inhales* :D I'M GONNA BE A FATHER?

  • @Cmmdre977
    @Cmmdre977 8 років тому +5

    2:26 he used the force pull with his left hand but caught it with his right hand.

  • @analis_s
    @analis_s 3 роки тому +2

    "he's going to be so excited"
    "NOOOOOOO"
    STOP ME 😂

  • @rosieleaverton
    @rosieleaverton 4 роки тому +7

    "He'll be so excited!"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    • @Scary_Mask_Tomboy
      @Scary_Mask_Tomboy 3 роки тому +1

      "I know you're upset and it's all a little shocking, but honestly, i'm just so happy to finally meet you!"

  • @connorlee17
    @connorlee17 9 років тому +52

    More like the most powerful dad ever. Force choke.

  • @retloclive9118
    @retloclive9118 9 років тому +42

    Vader is clearly holding Luke up by this leg...but then Vader clenches his hand.
    So...Luke lost his leg?

    • @rokarege9058
      @rokarege9058 9 років тому +6

      ***** No, he can use the force without waving around. So he kinda never needed to move his hand in the first place(which is only mechanic as we all know, so a habit maybe?).

    • @chaneleclipsie
      @chaneleclipsie 9 років тому

      Umm,you do realize everyone has more than one hand right?

    • @thesanster
      @thesanster 8 років тому +6

      +Bill Cipher 1549 not luke haha

    • @Guyettejohn
      @Guyettejohn 2 роки тому +1

      @@chaneleclipsie unless they have the name "Luke Skywalker" ;)

  • @violetscourge8793
    @violetscourge8793 7 років тому +45

    Why wouldn't Han shoot first? Answer: George Lucas

  • @Bigdan678
    @Bigdan678 11 місяців тому +3

    They did this 12 years ago and it’s on the top of the recommended list