How The Empire Strikes Back Should Have Ended

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  • @lt3746
    @lt3746 9 років тому +6023

    "Ah, don't be a baby Luke. I had both my legs and arms cut off."

  • @vickiegray2941
    @vickiegray2941 8 років тому +4315

    I have a son little droid that drives around the hallways...

    • @RealJoey
      @RealJoey 8 років тому +109

      Lol. I loved that part. (Even though the droid is called a Mouse Droid)

    • @hugoreyes-ortiz6973
      @hugoreyes-ortiz6973 8 років тому +8

      f
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    • @Malek_Belkahla
      @Malek_Belkahla 8 років тому +7

      The ЕЕmpire Strikеs Bаaаaсk moviее hеrеее => twitter.com/c88c7aee441594906/status/795841418593910784 Hоw Тhе Emрirе Strikes Bасcсk Shооould Havе Еndеd

    • @foxeline7060
      @foxeline7060 8 років тому +40

      Even in space they have mice

    • @SuperZiggyCraft
      @SuperZiggyCraft 7 років тому +9

      I read this the exact moment it happened.

  • @willcc19-18
    @willcc19-18 5 років тому +542

    I love the ongoing gag about Anakin telling everybody he’s a dad 😂

  • @paulheenan9098
    @paulheenan9098 8 років тому +2686

    "I HAVE A SON! THIS IS WONDERFUL! I must see him!"

    • @nikoletxdee8949
      @nikoletxdee8949 8 років тому +53

      This boy is son of anakin skywalker your Arę darth vader

    • @anannonymouscoverartist
      @anannonymouscoverartist 8 років тому +12

      nikolet xDee this is wonderful !!! I must see him !!! Lol 🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @Ethan-cz8xq
      @Ethan-cz8xq 8 років тому +67

      I know! It's so ridiculous. "I HAVE A SON!!!!" "I HAVE A DAUTER TOO???" "I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER????" "I HAVE A GRANDSON TOO????"

    • @markguardiana600
      @markguardiana600 6 років тому +4

      Anakin was always like since Ep. 3 - 9 in HISHE EPISODES

    • @markguardiana600
      @markguardiana600 6 років тому +3

      Ethakaingeneral, YOU ARE A GRANDFATHER TOO?

  • @Awesome-oo9vz
    @Awesome-oo9vz 9 років тому +1634

    "He's going to be so excited!"-Darth Vader..."NNOOOOOO!! Nooo!!!"-Luke Skywalker...LOL

    • @elenagrbic1756
      @elenagrbic1756 9 років тому +23

      HILARIOUS!!! 😂

    • @leocat5911
      @leocat5911 9 років тому +18

      he did kill Kenobi and a planet and the Jedi order, wow

    • @DanTruong10-13-95
      @DanTruong10-13-95 9 років тому +9

      +Leonard Valverde & multiple younglings

    • @ashwinramaswamy4059
      @ashwinramaswamy4059 9 років тому +5

      +Awesome101 "Do not want" - Luke

    • @ashgarr3479
      @ashgarr3479 9 років тому +6

      +Leonard Valverde Kenobi cut off all his limbs, threw him into a pit of lava, and left him to die.
      Also the Jedi order was really fucked up I mean look at Yoda "Feel emotion you must not. Care for others you must not" and all that shit I mean the Jedi order was so fucked up fight me.

  • @jonathand2705
    @jonathand2705 10 років тому +958

    "This is not a negotiation. I am your father, and I say we're going home." Best thing since sliced bread.

    • @Forow64
      @Forow64 10 років тому +4

      ***** and Star Wars

    • @Forow64
      @Forow64 10 років тому +3

      Bartosz Cieplinski and Empire Strikes Back

    • @theknightoflore2091
      @theknightoflore2091 9 років тому +3

      sliced bread

    • @jonathand2705
      @jonathand2705 9 років тому +2

      TheKnightofLore ?

    • @theknightoflore2091
      @theknightoflore2091 9 років тому +2

      Jonathan DeMel sliced break. Rawr. this isn't negotiation, rawr.

  • @MrUn1versal
    @MrUn1versal 8 років тому +2739

    Bobba Fett: I used to have a father :'(

    • @emc246
      @emc246 8 років тому +55

      that is exaxtly what I was thinking!

    • @emc246
      @emc246 8 років тому +10

      +EM11212 *exactly

    • @MrUn1versal
      @MrUn1versal 8 років тому +53

      If y'all would kindly look, the joke is going over your heads, which is easy if you're like Jango

    • @opossumsim2278
      @opossumsim2278 7 років тому +3

      Max J ayeeeee
      I get you

    • @thephantomgamer3803
      @thephantomgamer3803 7 років тому +11

      SUB ZERO Boba is an unaltered clone of jango requested by jango

  • @lestat1591
    @lestat1591 8 років тому +4025

    I think it would be funny if they said
    "But you cut off my hand"
    "It's a skywalker tradition"

    • @loiswolf9942
      @loiswolf9942 8 років тому +93

      connor watson haha leia should be conceded lucky then haha

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 5 років тому +104

      @@loiswolf9942 when you think about it, it only seems to apply to the men in the family

    • @αίβα-γ1φ
      @αίβα-γ1φ 5 років тому +15

      Ohhhh my GOD

    • @darshanbildikar1
      @darshanbildikar1 5 років тому +15

      Haha haha 😆🤣😂 !!!

    • @bronyprevedus1724
      @bronyprevedus1724 5 років тому +80

      Every true Skywalker must do 3 things in his life:
      1 - Lose hand
      2 - Blow up cosmic station
      3 - Turn over all the Galaxy

  • @TheStarcraftJACKAL
    @TheStarcraftJACKAL 9 років тому +2045

    Vader is adorable!

  • @nathaniellevesque2782
    @nathaniellevesque2782 9 років тому +634

    Star Destroyer Officers: as long as he's not choking us, he can act as crazy as he wants.

  • @kinglegault
    @kinglegault 9 років тому +436

    i love how vader acts in this series whenever he finds out hes a dad

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 роки тому +14

      Hey guys! My secret wife is pregnant with twins!

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 4 роки тому +14

      It's actually whenever someone has children in general. I guess he just really likes kids- which must sting like crazy.

    • @howlibertydies
      @howlibertydies 4 роки тому +5

      @@nadiamozerhusain4259 anakin likes kids so much, he massacres them during revenge of the sith

    • @hyrulecitizen7988
      @hyrulecitizen7988 4 роки тому +1

      Yep

  • @evasandford6391
    @evasandford6391 7 років тому +1758

    "This is not a negotiation"
    "Let me go!"
    "I am your father and I say were going home"
    "Your the worst dad ever!"

  • @brookeshea8569
    @brookeshea8569 8 років тому +2440

    "No doubt we will have fun ruling the galaxy together!"
    Milliseconds later...
    "Nooooooooooo Noooooooooo Noooooooo"
    "... I know you seem upset

  • @carcrashheart
    @carcrashheart 4 роки тому +1432

    Obi-Wan: "Maybe you should not have let him go alone."
    Yoda: *"Maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have."*
    He has a point there.

    • @Justaguy852
      @Justaguy852 4 роки тому +76

      Exactly what was obi wan trying to achieve by getting darth mauled

    • @carcrashheart
      @carcrashheart 4 роки тому +10

      @@Justaguy852 HahHHaaHA

    • @nasirthesenatejohnson6935
      @nasirthesenatejohnson6935 3 роки тому +19

      @@Justaguy852 He knew Luke wouldn't leave if he was still alive

    • @WatcherOfTheOpera24601
      @WatcherOfTheOpera24601 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @blackriflesmatter7683
      @blackriflesmatter7683 3 роки тому +18

      Kenobi knew he wasn't going to survive his fight with Vader. By continuing to fight he knew it was going to draw Luke in and get him killed.

  • @elenagrbic1756
    @elenagrbic1756 9 років тому +5791

    Am I the only one that likes Vader this way more??? 😂

    • @michamankowski5781
      @michamankowski5781 9 років тому +82

      I love him like that!!! :D

    • @rdty23
      @rdty23 9 років тому +39

      Me too

    • @zionharriszh
      @zionharriszh 9 років тому +146

      he's relatable in this version anyone who was a robot guy who thought his kids were dead finds out he has a son I know i'd be exited

    • @gezatherton1071
      @gezatherton1071 9 років тому +13

      +Demon Z Well we've all been there... :p

    • @Anonymous10801
      @Anonymous10801 9 років тому +46

      I love him like this I wanna see a series animated this way of Vader just like this

  • @AakashVadher
    @AakashVadher 8 років тому +619

    R.I.P. Carrie Fisher, she is one with the force now

  • @simonlong3368
    @simonlong3368 9 років тому +785

    You're the worst dad ever!
    "Whoa whoa! What are you doing? You shot first."
    _Yeah......why wouldn't I?_
    "I uh......I don't know the answer to that."

  • @Jurkox26
    @Jurkox26 10 років тому +99

    I died laughing when Yoda said ''maybe getting cut in half for no reason,you should not have''

    • @ProbeGear
      @ProbeGear 9 років тому +4

      yeah ....obi-wan didn't needed to duel with vader in the first movie ...

    • @estellariley5334
      @estellariley5334 9 років тому

      ΨΨΨ Koxik King ΨΨΨ i was like 'apply cool water to area of burn'.

    • @shaolinjoe3705
      @shaolinjoe3705 9 років тому +1

      I always Felt that Obi Wan should of keep battling Vader & Tell Luke to leave.

    • @sandal_thong
      @sandal_thong Рік тому

      I just saw _Hardware Wars_ again, where he stays behind and they all mutter, "Martyr!"

  • @MrArmystrong85
    @MrArmystrong85 9 років тому +2865

    This is exactly what happened and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 9 років тому +115

      Did Lucas change it again?

    • @logdog6762
      @logdog6762 9 років тому +25

      +MrArmystrong85 This is the epitome of fan fiction.

    • @roasty80
      @roasty80 9 років тому +20

      +Valpas Kankaristo not until the ultimate anniversary 4k remastered ultra hd lenticular limited edition

    • @DetectiveJulie
      @DetectiveJulie 9 років тому

      +Log Dog Is there a fan fiction of this?

    • @logdog6762
      @logdog6762 9 років тому

      Julie McIntyre I'm sure that if you looked hard enough, you would find some.

  • @starscream_4543
    @starscream_4543 8 років тому +487

    I have a son little droid that drives down the hallways...😂

  • @Callidous
    @Callidous 8 років тому +210

    1:34 "That does sound pretty good."
    Not gonna lie, I would have joined him. I mean, sure I would feel a little bad about it, but I just don't have that impulse control, you know.

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 8 років тому +4

      The deal breaker for me is if I can't have a cool suit like his.

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 8 років тому +11

      I'm aware of the canon (the real one, not disney's) but that doesn't take away from the fact that Vader's outfit looks awesome.

  • @iprobablyforgotsomething
    @iprobablyforgotsomething 10 років тому +332

    And then - Darth Vadar: I have a daughter, too?! Wow, this is a miracle! I have a family! Now if only some convenient plot device in one of the next three movies mysteriously brings back my dead wife, things will be a-ok! I'll still be a dark lord, but I'll be a family-man dark lord; it will really inspire my troops that I've gotten in touch with my softer, more sensitive dark-side.

  • @saamjaza1742
    @saamjaza1742 5 років тому +93

    Loved that line.
    "I HAVE A SON LIGHT SPEEEEEEEED!"

  • @reagmaster12
    @reagmaster12 8 років тому +340

    1:55 I think Vader just accidently dropped his son back into the void....

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 9 років тому +313

    I love that little droid

    • @Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan
      @Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan 9 років тому +1

      That droid is awesome !

    • @friskowhisko4474
      @friskowhisko4474 9 років тому +3

      +Buğra Alparslan he's my favorite star wars character really

    • @Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan
      @Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan 9 років тому

      +JediReed no,the mouse droid

    • @Redoralive
      @Redoralive 9 років тому +5

      it's got a wee dog face on it.

    • @applecore4720
      @applecore4720 9 років тому +2

      In the new star wars battlefront game on one of the main-screen scenes its does a little dance around an AT-AT, so cute and awesome.

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 9 років тому +586

    Obi-Wan: maybe you shouldnt of let Luke go alone
    Yoda: Maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have
    Yoda:1
    Obi-wan:0

    • @minecrafter0505
      @minecrafter0505 9 років тому +19

      Jack Mehoff But Obi wan! (This pun was terrible)

    • @ng1406
      @ng1406 9 років тому +18

      But obi wan had the "high" ground

    • @mastertigress9417
      @mastertigress9417 9 років тому +2

      #YodaBurn

    • @CosmicTeapot
      @CosmicTeapot 9 років тому +3

      +Jack Mehoff I love that little ''up-down'' judgemental look Yoda does at the very last second

    • @joe1999_1
      @joe1999_1 6 років тому +1

      *thung life music and cigarette for yoda*

  • @nicholsjoshua15
    @nicholsjoshua15 9 років тому +212

    Seriously does no one understand why Obiwan let Vader kill him?
    Obiwan was a seventy year old Jedi who was in a death duel with a fifty year old Sith Lord who was extremely strong in the force and was half machine.
    It was like fighting a General Grievous if he had been a Jedi (Grievous was trained to use lightsabers, but had no connection to the force).
    Obiwan knew he wouldn't walk away, so he put all of his focus on becoming force presence so he could still help Luke.
    He allowed Vader to kill his body so his spirit could live and guide Luke.
    Also he distracted Vader so Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewy could escape.
    I have questions about Star Wars but that ain't one of them.
    My question is that why is there no Star Wars : Knights of The Old Republic movie / anime?

    • @andrewbennett6089
      @andrewbennett6089 9 років тому +11

      Joshua : And if he hadn't died, he wouldn't have been able to help him destroy the Death Star.

    • @denethor5012
      @denethor5012 9 років тому +3

      ***** In one of the original scripts Obi-Wan survives all 3 movies. He originally just stood with everyone else on Yavin IV.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 9 років тому +9

      InvertedInvert I would have liked that better myself. It would have made more sense and it would have made more sense if the Ewokes had been Wookies (Wookies are badass).

    • @WYLad2024
      @WYLad2024 9 років тому +4

      Joshua Obi Wan wasn't killed by Vader. He made one with the Force. Vader's lightsaber never touched Obi Wan - just his robe.

    • @OrangeUtan1
      @OrangeUtan1 9 років тому

      Joshua Why even confront vader in the first place?

  • @hadesbutmortal
    @hadesbutmortal 8 років тому +232

    I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways!

  • @willtrainforarmsandcroissants
    @willtrainforarmsandcroissants 9 років тому +617

    Luke: "I'll never join you!"
    Darth Vader: "Hello, 'I'll-never-join-you', I am your father."
    Luke: "Nooooo! Nnnoooo!"

    • @akmayernick3722
      @akmayernick3722 5 років тому +43

      The Dark Lord of dad jokes
      A.k.a.
      The Dad Lord

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 роки тому +8

      @@akmayernick3722 the Dad Lord is here. Run for your life!

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 4 роки тому +18

      Darth Vader has actually always had a thing for corny lines. I mean, come on, he has literally never choked someone without saying something silly yet intimidating. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director." "If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?" "You have failed me for the last time." "Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

    • @ale5cat-san689
      @ale5cat-san689 4 роки тому +5

      I love dad jokes

  • @elementalmech53
    @elementalmech53 9 років тому +59

    Vader: "I have a son?"
    Emperor: "No I said Anakin has a so-"
    Vader: "I HAVE A SON!"
    Emperor: "Wait- where are you going."
    The Emperor just says it so calmly, I died!

    • @sandal_thong
      @sandal_thong Рік тому

      That whole thing about "we have a new enemy" plays out really weirdly as "the son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." Luke should have been given a different last name if he's in hiding; and I don't like the name Anakin, either.

  • @OrangeKyle91
    @OrangeKyle91 9 років тому +2246

    In space, nobody can hear you scream about having a son. :P

    • @Marcelo-ol7lf
      @Marcelo-ol7lf 9 років тому +30

      But he is inside the ship

    • @OrangeKyle91
      @OrangeKyle91 9 років тому +3

      +marcelo rocha You don't say!? Um, do you know what a joke is?

    • @anasrachidi9299
      @anasrachidi9299 9 років тому +62

      +OrangeKyle91 a joke is supposed to be funny.

    • @zionharriszh
      @zionharriszh 9 років тому +6

      +Anas Rachidi hahahagagahaha

    • @sosotur_sos155
      @sosotur_sos155 9 років тому +14

      just imagine how much debt he is in child support

  • @kenllacer
    @kenllacer 8 років тому +1185

    If I had a bad-ass dad who offered to rule the galaxy as father and son I would say: Aye!

    • @TeamIONDarius
      @TeamIONDarius 8 років тому +124

      +J. Midnite A father you've never known for your entire life until a minute after you were duelling him to the death?
      Sounds legit.

    • @yeah-hp7eb
      @yeah-hp7eb 8 років тому +5

      +UndisputedElite Lol

    • @BenWhite9311
      @BenWhite9311 8 років тому +8

      Aye

    • @brookeshea8569
      @brookeshea8569 8 років тому +57

      But do we have to rule from the dark side?

    • @Stonkzy
      @Stonkzy 8 років тому +30

      +Summer Saturday then I would never join you

  • @TheGamingTurret
    @TheGamingTurret 10 років тому +68

    I'm really surprised he didn't do that in the original film to be honest (stopping luke from falling....) he could've still gotten away somehow, but come on, that would've been a funny tidbit. I hate it when villains suddenly forget what super powers they have so the hero can make their escape for the next film...

    • @TheGamingTurret
      @TheGamingTurret 10 років тому

      ***** That's what I mean, they could've done that but chose not to.

    • @trollofduty007
      @trollofduty007 10 років тому +17

      TheGamingTurret i think he could have been surprised (in shock) that he just jumped and before it registered he was gone

    • @Shadoessa
      @Shadoessa 10 років тому +16

      Luke always said that his father could have killed him on Bespin, but chose not to. This was Luke's reasoning for believing there was good in him. Darth Vader didn't want to kill his son. He was sort of in shock and probably let him go, feeling shitty that his son hates him (go figure though, honestly).

    • @ProbeGear
      @ProbeGear 9 років тому +5

      in the entire saga of star wars you never see a jedi levitating another person ..just objects and robots made of objects.

    • @_Toxicity
      @_Toxicity Рік тому +5

      @@ProbeGear I know this is an old comment, but as of Kenobi, that is no longer true.

  • @brezzendorf
    @brezzendorf 5 років тому +109

    You knew a movie is good when HISHE barely change the plot

    • @sandal_thong
      @sandal_thong Рік тому

      I would have liked some alternatives, like if Luke never showed up. Or went immediately, to save them in the nick of time, which is what people say was expected to happen so they wouldn't have time to put Han into Carbon Freeze.

  • @visoredgruntR34
    @visoredgruntR34 10 років тому +336

    Seriously why didn't Vader just pull Luke back up with the force!?

    • @dariusjamesone1369
      @dariusjamesone1369 10 років тому +59

      Probably from the same reason Obiwan let Vader cut him in two . and by that I mean the Jedi nonsense " It is the right thing to do" moment or " it has to be like this" piece of crap . Anyway , Vader is very funny

    • @Numbers1516
      @Numbers1516 10 років тому +78

      Deliciousbutter Why are we saying "If Vader could control bodies"? Isn't he famous for choking people to death with the force THROUGH TELEVISIONS?

    • @dariusjamesone1369
      @dariusjamesone1369 10 років тому +12

      the_numbers yeah . so it's probably that nonsense "I have a plan for him" moment

    • @1krani
      @1krani 10 років тому +43

      You know, why do people give problems like this a pass in the original trilogy but have a hissy fit when they occur in the prequels? The prequels deserve a better rep.
      Except Episode 2. That movie was sheit.

    • @arnigeir1597
      @arnigeir1597 10 років тому +2

      Deliciousbutter luke should be able to at least deflect the force pulling him back up.

  • @localscallmemordecai3560
    @localscallmemordecai3560 3 роки тому +29

    Vader: he's going to be soo excited!
    Luke: 1:07

  • @queenbhydra454
    @queenbhydra454 9 років тому +127

    "Where do you think you're going!?"
    "AW COME ON!"
    "This is not an negotiation."
    "LET ME GO!"
    "I am your father and I say we're going home."
    "YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER!"
    "More like the most powerful dad ever. *chuckles*"

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 роки тому +7

      I always wonder why Vader did not use the Force to stop Luke from falling down back in the original.

    • @tantris2876
      @tantris2876 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheWarmachine375 plot armor

    • @alchemist6819
      @alchemist6819 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheWarmachine375 plot armour 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @jonathanmendoza2319
      @jonathanmendoza2319 27 днів тому +1

      The Lines From The Scene Of Disney Plus Series Percy Jackson And The Olympians Episode 7

  • @joyunicycle
    @joyunicycle 9 років тому +249

    Vader for How it Should Have Ended Force Awakens:
    *SPOILERS*
    "I have a grandson too? I'M A GRANDFATHER?! That is wonderful! I must tell everyone! Hey Obi Wan, I have a grandson! I have a grandson, Yoda! I have a grandson, Force! I have a grandson Ghost Solo! And he's just like me! Oh wait, that's bad isn't it?"

  • @TheMiksonPL
    @TheMiksonPL 9 років тому +88

    "You are the worst dad ever"
    "Or like the most powerful dad ever hehe"
    rofl

    • @khorkienjoo5292
      @khorkienjoo5292 7 років тому

      Negan He is indeed the worst dad ever. He destroyed his daughter's adoptive home planet and cut off his son's arm

  • @KJetixsSuccessor
    @KJetixsSuccessor 5 років тому +146

    Palpatine: "I have a granddaughter! This is amazing news! I must tell everyone! Hey Vader, I have a granddaughter!"

    • @bencebotye3904
      @bencebotye3904 5 років тому +36

      Rey: ...Skywalker.
      Anakin: WHAT? I AM A STEP-GRANDFATHER? LET'S TELL EVERYONE!

    • @KJetixsSuccessor
      @KJetixsSuccessor 5 років тому +11

      Botye Bence
      Palp’s: no, No!

  • @wojtekreliga3881
    @wojtekreliga3881 3 роки тому +18

    0:34 For the record in original script after cutting Luke Skywalker's hand and expression "You killed my father", Darth Vader, didn't say "No. I am your father", but "No. Obiwan Kenobi killed your father".

    • @wojtekreliga3881
      @wojtekreliga3881 3 роки тому

      @Gevorg1989 What do you mean?

    • @Guyettejohn
      @Guyettejohn 2 роки тому +1

      To be fair Obi-wan "Killed" Anakin,and Vader was "born" so accurate!

  • @starling1228
    @starling1228 9 років тому +233

    I HAVE A SON LIGHTSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
    Anyone else notice scooby at 0:56

  • @leo.oliveira.trailers
    @leo.oliveira.trailers 10 років тому +140

    "You shot first."
    "Yeah. Why wouldn't I do that?"

    • @johnduh5030
      @johnduh5030 10 років тому +1

      lol xD

    • @holopengin
      @holopengin 10 років тому

      ***** The thing is, Greedo didn't even shoot in the original theatrical release.

    • @muhammadkhan-ph1qk
      @muhammadkhan-ph1qk 10 років тому

      This is why star wars is comedic gold .

    • @ProbeGear
      @ProbeGear 9 років тому +3

      ***** what if greedo was a completely assumed scumbag of tattoine and han knows that ? hes name is greedo for fucks sake .

    • @TH15N4M315UN4V41L4BL
      @TH15N4M315UN4V41L4BL 9 років тому

      Illiterate Person that's racist!

  • @Lo-tf6qt
    @Lo-tf6qt 8 років тому +101

    If my father was Darth Vader I would join him no matter what

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 9 років тому +76

    *I HAVE A SON, LIGHTSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

    • @unk0wn367
      @unk0wn367 7 років тому +1

      Herbivore The Carnivore aughh

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 8 років тому +33

    "No Force chokings all round!"
    Vader's approval ratings skyrocketed that day.

  • @armedraptor5114
    @armedraptor5114 8 років тому +323

    1:51 I'd so love to see them living in Vader's cheap Mustafar house...
    ...from Rogue One.

    • @LawsonPhotos
      @LawsonPhotos 8 років тому +6

      KaloTube the power that we are dealing with here is immeasurable

    • @armedraptor5114
      @armedraptor5114 8 років тому +18

      Awesome Lawson
      If Luke said "Let me go".
      Vader: "Why?"
      Luke: Because I'll rebel
      me: Mind.Blown

    • @fusionmc6657
      @fusionmc6657 8 років тому +5

      Can I say something I paws in video at the right moment look at the comments found your comment with 151 look at the video with 151

    • @littlewinterflower1831
      @littlewinterflower1831 8 років тому +2

      KaloTube LOL! 😂😂😂 👏👏

    • @hamishandjadescott2301
      @hamishandjadescott2301 8 років тому

      KaloTube 👻😌

  • @factoryphilosopher5235
    @factoryphilosopher5235 8 років тому +19

    That father and son moment

  • @g0g0art
    @g0g0art 7 років тому +20

    Imagine how crazy that would have been if Darth Vader was like that.Wow. They should make a short film on Darth's perspective in empire strikes back.

  • @sarcanicus1
    @sarcanicus1 11 років тому +90

    you know it never crossed my mind that he could have just caught him with his force powers.

    • @STUFFMAN54
      @STUFFMAN54 11 років тому +12

      tru say

    • @BobsMinis
      @BobsMinis 11 років тому

      He couldn't, it was explained in few books :)

    • @sarcanicus1
      @sarcanicus1 11 років тому +8

      BoB Miniatures so what was the reasoning?

    • @Spar10Leonidas
      @Spar10Leonidas 11 років тому

      BoB Miniatures Which books are you referring to, the novelization or something else?

    • @SelvesteSand
      @SelvesteSand 10 років тому +5

      Even if he could - perhaps he was just too shocked that Luke turned him down and cast himself to his death to think straight. :P

  • @jmeowcoverage
    @jmeowcoverage 11 років тому +27

    XD "where are you going" lol I love how serious the emperor sounded

  • @anakinskywalker9137
    @anakinskywalker9137 5 років тому +352

    People reading this comment I HAVE A SON!!!

  • @grantmccarty5640
    @grantmccarty5640 9 років тому +376

    Anyone else notice the dog on the droid at 0:56

  • @kezdraws
    @kezdraws 5 років тому +68

    Vader: He's gonna be so excited!!!
    *Later:*
    Luke: Nnooooooo!!!!

  • @siprus
    @siprus 11 років тому +14

    "where do think you are going?", "this is not a negotiation" XD

  • @aaronmonke6825
    @aaronmonke6825 8 років тому +54

    "more like the most powerful dad ever heheh" I laugh so hard

  • @anthonyrape
    @anthonyrape 8 років тому +418

    This isn't a negotiation X,D right Lol

    • @shadow-faye
      @shadow-faye 8 років тому +16

      Jack The cat is am your father and I say we're going home

    • @foxeline7060
      @foxeline7060 8 років тому +12

      You are the worst dad ever!

    • @ashtin3709
      @ashtin3709 7 років тому +5

      These are aggressive negotiations. XD

    • @parkerboy795
      @parkerboy795 6 років тому +5

      Foxeline More like the most powerful dad ever. He he.

    • @dgerdi
      @dgerdi 5 років тому +1

      Jack The cat yeah! Damn right!

  • @alicelucy1333
    @alicelucy1333 9 років тому +24

    'i'm a father little droid that drives around the hall ways' lol

  • @nukacolanut9274
    @nukacolanut9274 8 років тому +70

    "Me and my boy ruling the Galaxy! He's going to be so excited!!!"
    Me:...Um...
    Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NO!!!

  • @EmeraldGodBoi
    @EmeraldGodBoi 4 роки тому +17

    10 years later Vader telling everyone he has a son is still hilarious

  • @nateanata
    @nateanata 11 років тому +32

    Haha i love the idea when vader using force pull to stop luke from falling

  • @lenastorm6280
    @lenastorm6280 9 років тому +329

    Wait...so does Han shot first?

    • @elessal
      @elessal 9 років тому +24

      +Lena Storm he did shot fist. and also to vader in that scene... look it up

    • @jacksonadolph7805
      @jacksonadolph7805 9 років тому

      +mister chef Yes

    • @elessal
      @elessal 9 років тому +2

      all this just got goddamn boring. I am muting this.

    • @cleanpiss
      @cleanpiss 9 років тому

      +mister chef You're the idiot here.

    • @jacksonadolph7805
      @jacksonadolph7805 9 років тому

      +mister chef yes you are the idiot

  • @SgtSquare
    @SgtSquare 10 років тому +16

    Actually, I'd love to hear 1:25 version of Imperial March in the new trilogy... Amazing...

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 7 років тому +334

    “What? I have a son?”
    “No I said Anakin Skywalker has a son you are Darth Vader.”
    “I have a son! This is wonderful!! I must see him!”
    “Wait....where are you going?”
    “Hey everyone have you heard the news? I‘m a father whoohooo!!”
    “I have a son Stormtroopers! I have a son asteroid! Hey bounty hunters, guess what, I have a son! Did you know that? I have a son little droid that drives around the hallways. I have a son lightspeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!”

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 роки тому +11

      I can't wait to meet him.

    • @YTDarkEyes
      @YTDarkEyes 4 роки тому +14

      This is amazing! I feel Alive again! Me and my boy Ruling the galaxy he’s going be so excited!

    • @thegoldenman6139
      @thegoldenman6139 4 роки тому +15

      Nooo nooooooooo noooooo
      I know your upset but I’m really excited that I finally get to meet you
      You cut off my hand
      Don’t be a cry baby Luke I had both my arms and legs cut off

    • @generalgrievous3054
      @generalgrievous3054 4 роки тому +7

      As I was saying... Join me and together we can defeat the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son.

    • @thegoldenman6139
      @thegoldenman6139 4 роки тому +5

      Shrek uhm that does sound fun but do we have to rule from the dark side?

  • @ImamF0324
    @ImamF0324 4 роки тому +13

    1:18
    Joker to Mufasa "U cut off my hand!!🤬🤬"

  • @ValpasKankaristo
    @ValpasKankaristo 9 років тому +11

    "I am your father! And you, sir, are grounded!"

  • @youi2980
    @youi2980 9 років тому +17

    "I have a son this is wonderful!" "I must see him" oh Vader if only it wasn't that complicated! XD

  • @ChloeLawrenceSmallcutie
    @ChloeLawrenceSmallcutie 8 років тому +23

    1:46 why couldn't he have done that in the actual movie dammit 😂 (I'm now convinced this happened and nobody can tell me otherwise)

  • @Bigdan678
    @Bigdan678 Рік тому +3

    They did this 12 years ago and it’s on the top of the recommended list

  • @JediDanD
    @JediDanD 11 років тому +35

    The first time A New Hope came out, Han Solo was killed in the first take . . . Greedo didn't know he was suppose to miss . . .
    Took 20 years for Greedo to finally get it right . . .
    Thank goodness for Khan's magic blood or else there'd be no Han Solo past the first five minutes of his introduction . . .

  • @honeybadger2898
    @honeybadger2898 9 років тому +15

    "More like most powerful dad ever" I'M DYING

  • @coltonyounger9724
    @coltonyounger9724 8 років тому +38

    my first how it should of ended and it's still one of my favorites

    • @medha6735
      @medha6735 8 років тому +2

      Colton Younger my first was Harry Potter

  • @KRPeart
    @KRPeart 10 років тому +15

    0:39
    I guesses there is some Anakin left in Vader after all....

  • @Dynja-kaiR
    @Dynja-kaiR 9 років тому +34

    0:30
    20 years earlier:
    *Inhales* :D I'M GONNA BE A FATHER?

  • @JesterWhoHelps
    @JesterWhoHelps 10 років тому +100

    I HAVE A SON, LIGHTSPPPEEEEEEEED!! WOOOSH!

    • @nicolegarced9214
      @nicolegarced9214 10 років тому +18

      I loved that part so much that and "your the worst dad in ever"
      "no im the most POWERFUL dad ever"

  • @blackswan7568
    @blackswan7568 Рік тому +3

    0:33 and so began a great HISHE tradition😁

  • @joshm7335
    @joshm7335 11 років тому +19

    There's a dog face on that mouse droid. 0:55

  • @KeylaKeystone
    @KeylaKeystone 10 років тому +47

    "I HAVE A SON!"
    "I had both my arms and legs cut off!"
    Now I wish this was how Empire Strikes Back ended XD

    • @jacksamurai
      @jacksamurai 10 років тому

      More like the MOST POWERFUL dad ever! heh heh heh. I love it.

  • @Mcdonald390
    @Mcdonald390 9 років тому +55

    Lawl @ that burn from Yoda at the end

  • @Darkness-dv6sz
    @Darkness-dv6sz 8 років тому +156

    I HAVE A SON LIGHT SPEEEEEE-WOOOOH

  • @Izzy-bq1rc
    @Izzy-bq1rc 9 років тому +22

    Obi Wan: "You were the chosen one, Annakin! You were supposed to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"
    Annakin: "Oh, really? Apologies, my Master, I didn't realize! My bad!"
    I'm sorry, I just had to😂

  • @donnadoddridge1788
    @donnadoddridge1788 10 років тому +21

    DV-"Where do you think you're going?" LS-"Aww, come on!" DV-"This is not a negotiation." LS-"Let me go!" DV-"I'm your father, and I say we're going home." LS-"Ugh, you're the worst dad ever!" DV-"More like the most powerful dad ever! Haha..." XD

  • @RyanCokeable
    @RyanCokeable 9 років тому +45

    Anyone else notice the dog on the little droid that drives around the hallways?

  • @Vekren
    @Vekren Рік тому +2

    The intro song being similar but not due to the threat of copyright infringement is hilarious and when Darth tells light speed he has a son.

  • @AJ627
    @AJ627 5 років тому +7

    Vader obsessing over being a parent is just super wholesome and I want to consider it head cannon

  • @chazeyoungz
    @chazeyoungz 11 років тому +40

    Now I will NEVER see Empire Strikes Back again without thinking of this scene of "More like the Most Powerful Dad Ever". Thanks for Ruining this classic film for me.

  • @CyrilSmithVA
    @CyrilSmithVA 9 років тому +453

    Why did ObiWan let himself get cut in half? It served no purpose and he could've help Luke in training to become a Jedi, I mean he should've been killed off in the Strikes Back

    • @alexsheehan7629
      @alexsheehan7629 9 років тому +139

      Luke wouldn't have made it. He would have stayed behind to save Obi-Wan only to get captured.

    • @Tython82
      @Tython82 9 років тому +15

      +Cyril Smith VA Well when you look at the scene he would have to get past Darth Vader and a ton of Storm Troopers in order to get to the Falcon and considering that Vader is a lot more powerful here then he was in Revenge of the Sith I think ObiWan knew he was going to die anyway.

    • @dobbysboggart6883
      @dobbysboggart6883 9 років тому +91

      +Cyril Smith VA In the script, Obi-Wan actually did escape with them. But during filming, Lucas realized that Obi-Wan had nothing to do in the final act of the movie. So he made the Jedi Knight go out in style. Then when the time came to write Empire, he had to invent Yoda.

    • @CyrilSmithVA
      @CyrilSmithVA 9 років тому +12

      Dobbys Boggart whoa I didnt know that. thanks for telling me

    • @dingollama
      @dingollama 9 років тому +2

      +Cyril Smith VA sersly really???? haven't you seen star wars!? he die because if he sacrifices himself then he some how becomes more powerful.

  • @iFigure
    @iFigure 3 роки тому +5

    0:55 Did anybody else notice the dog?

  • @kittyunderwood8918
    @kittyunderwood8918 9 років тому +13

    "You're the worst dad ever!" "More like most powerful dad ever! Hahaha"

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 9 років тому +23

    Wow... It's been 5 years since this came out?! Wow.

  • @DeadpoolAnimate
    @DeadpoolAnimate 2 роки тому +4

    12 years later and this video still never fails to make me laugh

  • @hoshinokenshin17536
    @hoshinokenshin17536 3 роки тому +2

    This is actually heartwarming...

  • @mannyn2587
    @mannyn2587 9 років тому +10

    I'd imagine Vader now will went like "I HAVE A GRANDSON?"

  • @jrmaurille
    @jrmaurille 11 років тому +34

    This really is how it should of ended WELL DONE

  • @Cmmdre977
    @Cmmdre977 9 років тому +5

    2:26 he used the force pull with his left hand but caught it with his right hand.

  • @mlambros79
    @mlambros79 2 роки тому +1

    OMG! Can't believe this one is one is almost 12 years old! Keep up the amazing work HISHE!

  • @connorlee17
    @connorlee17 10 років тому +51

    More like the most powerful dad ever. Force choke.

  • @fatalwaffle1715
    @fatalwaffle1715 Рік тому +3

    Awesome Video!!

  • @TheSwilkos
    @TheSwilkos 9 років тому +396

    Wait, so if this is episode V, then where's episode A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T and U?

    • @billydu9934
      @billydu9934 9 років тому +68

      *Facepalms*

    • @TheSwilkos
      @TheSwilkos 9 років тому +86

      Billy Du That's horrible. Smacking your face like that. That's self harm.

    • @lordaquas.3226
      @lordaquas.3226 9 років тому +21

      I hope your joking

    • @billydu9934
      @billydu9934 9 років тому +28

      ***** *Facepalms*

    • @TheSwilkos
      @TheSwilkos 9 років тому +40

      Aqua S. You're. :)

  • @sandal_thong
    @sandal_thong Місяць тому +1

    2:20 "Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? You shot first!"
    "Yeah, why wouldn't I?"
    "I, uh, don't know the answer to that."
    I do love the behind the scenes for filming that scene. But unfortunately, the only version I found has the Cantina music playing in the background like it's a goofy outtake.