If Gen Alpha Played Skyrim...

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
  • by ‪@CJMattis‬ • Skyrim Intro But It's ...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 113

  • @TheL0ngbeard
    @TheL0ngbeard 2 місяці тому +224

    I don't know why, but the "School was uphill... BOTH WAYS" always gets me

    • @Magnettik
      @Magnettik 2 місяці тому +7

      "Back in mah days !"

    • @Onikage55
      @Onikage55 12 днів тому +2

      "My wife puts in her mouthguard when dinner is burned" is the darkest line from Malduin. Wonder how many missed the meaning in that

  • @Bruhrave
    @Bruhrave 2 місяці тому +180

    Calling vine boom the tiktok sound? On God's they've abandoned us no cap you're cooked fr for real.

    • @ArictheCleric1422
      @ArictheCleric1422 Місяць тому +17

      I can’t get over that you wrote ‘fr’ and then ‘for real’ as if they’re different things

    • @imperium135
      @imperium135 Місяць тому +19

      @ArictheCleric1422 oh was that L-RIZZ? my bad fr for real on gods

    • @ArictheCleric1422
      @ArictheCleric1422 Місяць тому +10

      @@imperium135 That was L-Rizz, yep. You need to lock in, or else you’re cooked frfr no cap

    • @imperium135
      @imperium135 Місяць тому +1

      @ArictheCleric1422 aight, bet! I'll just griddy over to my goon cave then

    • @imperium135
      @imperium135 Місяць тому

      @ArictheCleric1422 aight bet! Guess I'll just griddy over to my gooncave then

  • @studiedturtle4139
    @studiedturtle4139 2 місяці тому +48

    "Griddy towards the block" "Very Clean" got me lmao

  • @lks19
    @lks19 2 місяці тому +56

    "Yes, Alpha..."
    That's how I'm going to call my father from now on.

  • @Tomha
    @Tomha 25 днів тому +14

    The Thermostat was for 2 things
    1) they had it set to a "perfect" level, so don't adjust it.
    2) bills. Kids touching the thernostat can raise the bills.

  • @mitchsona
    @mitchsona 2 місяці тому +79

    'Wait, im pregnant'

    • @GamblingDedicated
      @GamblingDedicated 2 місяці тому +19

      @@mitchsona In yhe business that's called a double kill.

    • @jordanwolfson8378
      @jordanwolfson8378 29 днів тому +6

      Well she didn't deliver, but CJMattis sure did!

  • @kongfeet81
    @kongfeet81 2 місяці тому +30

    “Blessings of Raid: Shadow Legends…” LMAO

  • @aiyanashaniece
    @aiyanashaniece 2 місяці тому +13

    “That thing was a boomer.” “On god” 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DizzyInfusion
    @DizzyInfusion 2 місяці тому +22

    I only understood a third of this but its the funniest shit ever.

    • @joshuawilliams4314
      @joshuawilliams4314 23 дні тому +2

      I’m disgusted with myself that I understand it all 😂

  • @MrMitchbow
    @MrMitchbow 2 місяці тому +21

    Not the Tamriel Trade Center!

  • @BentleyS-vf8fi
    @BentleyS-vf8fi Місяць тому +11

    All my younger friends just sent me this individually and I can’t stop laughing at “Griddy over there” and “ITS A BOOMER” as I think they all called me a boomer by doing so

  • @Doughstroy0218
    @Doughstroy0218 2 місяці тому +20

    I didn't notice on stream but the background music is the giga chad theme 😂😂

    • @itskyansaro
      @itskyansaro 23 дні тому +2

      Or ''Can you feel my Heart'' by Bring me the Horizon

  • @f.b.l.9813
    @f.b.l.9813 2 місяці тому +19

    imagine in the future, language has degraded to the point that everybody talks like this, even court documents are written like this....

    • @Zulmofo
      @Zulmofo 2 місяці тому +7

      “Your honor….. Skibidi, and that’s on god”
      “Objective, he is a beta simp, and that’s no cap”

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 2 місяці тому +6

      "Your honour, let me cook."

    • @Iunreelz
      @Iunreelz Місяць тому +2

      @@f.b.l.9813 just Americans bro... yeah i get us brits say bottle of water without the T but id take that over this

    • @Onikage55
      @Onikage55 13 днів тому +1

      Future? You mean like 2026? We'll be there soon, bet deadass ngl

  • @digitalfantasies4570
    @digitalfantasies4570 Місяць тому +7

    The boy at 3:11 sounds so much like a young atreus from the god of war

  • @Caladir
    @Caladir 2 місяці тому +5

    My brain fell out of my ear. Never again. JAKE YOU DID THIS TO ME!

  • @teddylyon1189
    @teddylyon1189 2 місяці тому +24

    I kept seeing this video in my recommended, but I never watched it because I figured it would kill me. I guess now I’m watching it because you’re reacting to it. We’ll see if I make it
    Edit: i’m not even a minute in, and I don’t think I can take much more

    • @matthewmckenzie1404
      @matthewmckenzie1404 2 місяці тому

      It's hilarious if you can tolerate cringe

    • @loganblackwood2922
      @loganblackwood2922 2 місяці тому

      @@teddylyon1189 I'll griddy pray for you sigma, for real on that grind. Don't die like a beta, no cap.

  • @jordanwolfson8378
    @jordanwolfson8378 Місяць тому +4

    F in chat for Skybidi!

  • @quickgenerichannelname3295
    @quickgenerichannelname3295 2 місяці тому +24

    Play the badly translated mod from Formerly Blue. And be sure to install the version that translates EVERYTHING, not just the dialogue

  • @AjaniGoldmaneFFXIV
    @AjaniGoldmaneFFXIV 2 місяці тому +4

    This was amazing im so happy more people are finding thus

  • @sikox209
    @sikox209 Місяць тому +5

    I’m absolutely upset that the dialogue made fucken sense to me😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @Ironhide16
    @Ironhide16 2 місяці тому +7

    as somebody with a 13 year old this is 100% true to how they talk and its so annoying lol

  • @FrethKindheart
    @FrethKindheart 2 місяці тому +9

    Why Boomers don't want you to touch the thermostat? (I'm Gen X) There was a time when tweaking the thermostat on the regular added to the cost of your monthly heating bill because the thermostats were analog and inefficient. For the same reason I was raised on depression era recipes decades after the depression, you learn how to cut costs in hard times and save money, and you rely on those methods years after hardship.

    • @alexis1156
      @alexis1156 2 місяці тому

      @@FrethKindheart because boomers are a generation of entitled brats who got everything they wanted and more, they voted themselves everyone's money, most of them don't have any semblance of planning for the future and not spending every single penny they have, because they already spent everything they had and more.

    • @spbot2
      @spbot2 2 місяці тому

      You sound like you live at your parents. Have you seen the gas prices recently?😂

  • @burningbelow4424
    @burningbelow4424 Місяць тому +2

    When you turn the thermostat up and use more heat it cost more and boomer dad's never wanna pay more

  • @ChuckDeniyo
    @ChuckDeniyo Місяць тому +1

    I feel like a boomer hearing the vine boom beinf called the tiktok sound....

  • @ELGuaspo
    @ELGuaspo 17 днів тому

    Older music is not better than newer music, we’ve just forgotten all the old bad music and only remember the good ones.

  • @DeadBatteryRed
    @DeadBatteryRed 2 місяці тому +3

    I understood like 3 of these words.

  • @tacticianmatt3791
    @tacticianmatt3791 2 місяці тому +2

    This just got betterworse the more I watched and I couldn't stop😂

  • @timh.7169
    @timh.7169 2 місяці тому +3

    Giga Chad elf chose the wrong side tho

  • @matthewmckenzie1404
    @matthewmckenzie1404 2 місяці тому +3

    Ah I wish I was watching the stream when this happened XD

  • @randomfish18
    @randomfish18 2 місяці тому +1

    That was hilarious! Laughed at nearly everything! Is there more to come?

  • @douglasallar9176
    @douglasallar9176 17 днів тому

    5:02 Azura's true Champion

  • @sargepent9815
    @sargepent9815 14 днів тому

    5:03, character looked like Ernest Khalimov(GigaChad), had me nearly spit out my beer. GD....my sides hurt

  • @piggynatorcool668
    @piggynatorcool668 16 днів тому

    Bro said Miraak obama

  • @cbyt8759
    @cbyt8759 23 дні тому

    4:36 i lost my shit too lmao this is hilarious

  • @Jmcoop2024
    @Jmcoop2024 2 місяці тому +1

    Love being this early! Was just watching one of the last videos you posted of your Skyrim stream.

  • @WolfyBDO
    @WolfyBDO 2 місяці тому +1

    Looking forward to the day you discover Lorerim using Wabbajack :)

  • @josephreed1282
    @josephreed1282 2 місяці тому +1

    Boomers are triggered by people messing with the thermostat because their ACs and heaters weren't nearly as efficient as they are today so it was expensive to have run often

  • @atmosquake3090
    @atmosquake3090 10 днів тому +1

    The old music being better thing is probably survivorship bias. If it sucked it probably isn’t around to be remembered in the long term, ergo older music is better

  • @Foreign501st
    @Foreign501st 2 місяці тому

    The player character voice is an AI version of Keith Szarabajka, and I love it. You may know Keith for his role as some of the Dark Elf voices in Skyrim, Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas, and some ghoul voices in Fallout 4. He's in so many games and is my favorite voice actor.

  • @allycat7105
    @allycat7105 2 місяці тому +2

    As someone whose worked with kids its not wrong

  • @PROPHYZ
    @PROPHYZ Місяць тому +1

    this shit is delulu :D

  • @h_san_korr
    @h_san_korr 2 місяці тому +1

    Damn, brother! xD You should watch "Gamer Poop: Skyrim" aka Machinima! Don't lose it, you won't regret it (probably)!

  • @Baileybransby
    @Baileybransby 2 місяці тому

    I wonder if you’ve heard “Straight outta cyrodiil” 😅

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank god I’m not social. I maybe been born 2003, but I’m not cringe.

  • @Aquilenne
    @Aquilenne 2 місяці тому +1

    Nah, music wasn't better back then. It's just that the music that wasn't good gets forgotten and we only remember the good songs, and to a lesser degree there are less barriers to entry now, so more amateurs are producing. But modern music has some pretty great songs in there.

  • @ioanvalentinpavlov605
    @ioanvalentinpavlov605 2 місяці тому +1

    the boomer is right about music .

  • @rockowlgamer631
    @rockowlgamer631 23 дні тому

    Some of it was funny like the CoD hitmarker, but honestly I'm glad I was born earlier than Alphas. So much brainrot.

  • @PatJWilliams
    @PatJWilliams 2 місяці тому

    I am trying to imagine dialog in red dead 2 changed like this. Or other eras of language.
    Victorian/Shakespeare Authur & Dutch 😅

  • @goodhoonter9882
    @goodhoonter9882 2 місяці тому

    Have u seen skyrim cops yet?

  • @jolomechease
    @jolomechease 2 місяці тому

    realy funny der boomer hat mich in die knie gezungen fast

  • @YoussefElAnsary
    @YoussefElAnsary Місяць тому

    Me watching this video realizing I am boomer 😂

  • @erwinzyx
    @erwinzyx 2 місяці тому

    I'm Gen X, so some of this didn't make sense, but what did make sense, was damn funny!

  • @lunarmetamorph
    @lunarmetamorph 2 місяці тому

    i need that mod tho ~ do u have the link ?

  • @annoyingtiger888x2
    @annoyingtiger888x2 2 місяці тому

    Less than a minute in and my headache is worse 😭 I hate thiiiiss

  • @TheMasterShogun
    @TheMasterShogun 2 дні тому

    How bad is gen Beta gunna be?

  • @Fimmion1291
    @Fimmion1291 2 місяці тому

    You gotta check out GTA VI Trailer But it's Skyrim.

  • @PogoDarnexx
    @PogoDarnexx 2 місяці тому

    God Part 2 is even better and Boomer Alduin omfg

  • @waliddeku4514
    @waliddeku4514 2 місяці тому

    Play the badly translated Skyrim mod, u’d be amazed on how much content u can make from it, and also its soooo funny

  • @Glorbnok
    @Glorbnok 25 днів тому

    Is this only on nexus mods?

  • @Bruhrave
    @Bruhrave 2 місяці тому

    Am I crazy thinking this should be a mod tho?

  • @wick764
    @wick764 Місяць тому +1

    Boomers hate turning on the AC because when they were kids they didn’t have any and because they got through so can you hahaha.

  • @IzidioAlex
    @IzidioAlex 2 місяці тому

    I knew this would come up here soon, now the question is: do you care to learn how to be a manly man?

  • @scrubsscrubs694
    @scrubsscrubs694 2 місяці тому

    Alpha? What's Gen Alpha? Is that the newest one? Because if so, that's hilarious. They are the most Beta Gen ever 😂😂😂

  • @mitchsona
    @mitchsona 2 місяці тому

    that 'oof' sound makes me cringe since the guy who claimed he created it is so cringe

  • @mitchsona
    @mitchsona 2 місяці тому +1

    😂😂

  • @lunarmetamorph
    @lunarmetamorph 2 місяці тому

    i hate this with every fibre of my being. have my likes nd subs

  • @bebuwu4320
    @bebuwu4320 2 місяці тому

    this is funny but it makes me feel sorta weird that people use ai to copy these voice actors' voices

  • @darkbatman-vk4tw
    @darkbatman-vk4tw 2 місяці тому +3

    I cant watch this its torture i had to stop the video at 0:41 because of the cringe

  • @eliotanderson6554
    @eliotanderson6554 2 місяці тому

  • @trevajmaiden
    @trevajmaiden 2 місяці тому

    😂 Im far from woke but I am awake 😅

  • @EldridEinherjar
    @EldridEinherjar 24 дні тому

    Reaction Channels are content thieves

  • @Gamer_Live_Studio
    @Gamer_Live_Studio 20 днів тому

    Whoever is coming up with this alpha gen slang lmao needs to stop it sounds so horrible and bad if this is real life for slang that people are talking like this I cannot stand this s*** lmao 🤣😂 ughhh this definitely gives me the ick lol 🤣

  • @logangraham2956
    @logangraham2956 14 днів тому

    older music was better (except country).

    • @logangraham2956
      @logangraham2956 14 днів тому

      country music was the same back then as it is now ... that is to say, it's been shit since it's creation.

  • @davidmccall4024
    @davidmccall4024 9 днів тому

    I hated this. But i couldn't not watch it.

  • @ItsRainingOlivesFamily
    @ItsRainingOlivesFamily 2 місяці тому

    1

  • @SoulWhiteAngel
    @SoulWhiteAngel День тому

    This was awful

  • @badluck9749
    @badluck9749 2 місяці тому

    weak

  • @BertfromBelgium
    @BertfromBelgium 2 місяці тому

    many of them are "woke", i posted that trump in mc Donalds meme about going back to the side quests after beating the game, in an elder scrolls V fan page on FB, ,.. 😂😂😂.., lots of folks got triggered, but i think its still there, admins said the meme is ok

  • @myztiklee
    @myztiklee 2 місяці тому +6

    Let’s get this ratioed.
    I can’t cope with this, it hurts me to even attempted to talk as they do. The call of duty hit marker RUINS me!! And the *subtle* hint to a national tragedy HAD ME CRYING!

  • @BentleyS-vf8fi
    @BentleyS-vf8fi Місяць тому +1

    1

  • @angramainyu4599
    @angramainyu4599 Місяць тому

    1

  • @loganbrasseur9129
    @loganbrasseur9129 Місяць тому

    1