Brendan Schaub's 20 Dumbest Lies [Part 2]
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- Опубліковано 28 бер 2024
- Brendan Schaub’s deceptive claims of celebrity bonds and NFL stardom exposed. Let’s dive into the truth behind his tall tales and lies.
False Narratives aka False Nairdivs
His classic takeaway that he can’t believe big guys fit in small cars starts us off. He would never DM Eminem, but Marshall Mathers DM'ed him. We hear how he’s never claimed Gear head, while he’s been the ultimate “gearhead” lately. TRX life, B.
Brendan says he’s spent time with Kanye, and that he talks to him because he’s “not Jewish.” Every dime from the past five years of touring was saved to buy his mother-in-law a home… except for a Ferrari he bought in the past three years.
Andrew Schulz calls the Gringo Papi out for watching (or not watching) The Flagrant 2 podcast religiously. The tears can’t be held back by Casey Affleck while he begs Big Brown to stop fighting, because he’s “a smart kid.”
Rick Ross slides in his DMs, but does not reply because of Schaub’s blue lobster. Our boy thinks that the Toyota Prius is homosexual, forgetting that he used to drive a Toyota Prius.
He’s especially favorable towards Pete Davidson and the tool he’s working with. Kimbo Slice thought he was black, despite his nickname being Big Brown, and appearing Colorado-lacrosse team-white, which he is.
He’s one of Kimbo Slice’s closest friends, and loves him so much, despite saying terrible things behind his back on the Ultimate Fighter (caught on tape.) A cute quote by Dana White is borrowed by our beloved redact.
Travis Barker chases the star fighter through the streets of LA, and jams with Shapel Lacey, to which our ex NFL player isn’t too jazzed about. Floyd Mayweather notices him and relays his thoughts that Brendan is “the white boy who works too much.”
Leonardo Dicaprio and The Rock attend his UFC fight, and Dwayne Johnson tells him how much of a fan he is in the elevator, after Bapa points out how much taller he is than the WWE star.
Let’s take a trip through the extensive claims of playing in the NFL for the Buffalo Bills. Was it a cappuccino or a cup of tea or training camp? We might never know. Michael Irvin also adores him so much, that he planted a kiss on the top of his head at a Superbowl party (attended with his buddy Tim Tebow.)
He would never want to brag or boast about his extensive luxury car collection, including a Ferrari, Porsche GT2RS, Mercedes Benz G Wagon, Aston Martin, and a brand new Ford Bronco. The head of Ferrari North America happens to be his biggest fan.
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Cassey Affleck with tears in his eyes telling Brendan to stop fighting is the funniest thing I heard from Schuab
That sounds like Trump story about a big tough guy coming up to him with tears in his eyes. All it lacked was Casey calling him Mr. Schaub sir.
I was there it didn’t happen, Casey affleck cool guy never met him b
Delia: “ was he acting ?”Theo: “ he must’ve been practicing for a roll.” LMAO💀
Who is Casey Affleck or Brendon Shaub?
@@LegendMkr7 trump is coming back have fun baby woooohoooo
It literally sounds like Brian is just bating him into telling lies at this point.
"Oh yeah how do you know Pete?"
Schaub "uuuuhhhhhhhh ... just around areas"
Yep, 100% baiting!
He’s so good at it
He is lol
Hilarious
Brendan and Tito Ortiz should start a podcast, they could call it ‘dumb & dumber”.
The Bards of our time.
LoL😂
Omg can you imagine 😂
I'd immediately subscribe
We all would call it dumb and dumber, they would probably call it dom and dombester.
Abraham Lincoln and Jimi Hendrix were at my 18th birthday
Lolol
brendan’s lies can be somewhat believable if you’re mentally challenged. no one laughed
me too..... Brendan Schaub swears he was originally casted in Road House to play Conner McGregregors role, but bailed out due to scheduling.
That’s amazing!!!!! Lol
I had Kurt Cobain at my third birthday in 1995.
Jimmy through the speakers and Lincoln in my pocket
The "can't believe he fits in that thing" is impossible! Lmfao. No way did he say that 10 seconds later....ugh....come on dude haha...geez
My personal favorite lmaoooooo
8 seconds b.
Thats some Rick James sht!
@@wikstoel literally just came here to say that lol. It’s just like Rick James doesn’t grind his feet on couches.
@@whitneyallen9237 I wish I had more hands so I could give that comment 4 thumbs up!
The guy who actually knows Travis being told by someone who is lying about knowing him, saying he could never jam with Travis followed by footage of said dude jamming with Travis....LOL
He literally made dave chappelle quit vaping.
@@ANTIStraussian 😄
Best one 😂
What was that guys name (who jammed with Travis)?
@@TipTopGunner I was wondering that too. He seems to have done a few podcast with him in the past.
"the Whight boy that works too much" is the most egregious 😂
Racism is the only thing that kept schaub from his hall of Fame nfl career.
It's more unsettling than funny...he is a true sociopath.
All of his "friends" need to watch this
He’s not a sociopath, he just isn’t very bright.
No evidence that he lacks empathy, he lacks brains and self esteem.
An empty shell that echoes the ideas of others
Great work ethic. You can do a compilation of Callen saying "how do you know this guy?" Brenda:"..... aaaaaahhhhh... (insert lie here)"
Work ethnic*
@@ShiddyShad808ive hurd it both-ways
How much resentment does Brian harbor towards Schaub ?
A lot 😂
Not enough
@@dustinwilliams9046
Don't forget he's had a string of allegations.
So he is probably gritting his teeth.
Weather They are true or false, he ain't getting no more acting rolls.
Wow, when you think about it all of these "comedians" that orbit Rogan are bad news, Brian, Chris Delia and then you've got Joey talking about how he got young comedians that were starting out to suck him off.
What a mess!!
Schaub is funnier than Brian. Brian is the one that deserves all the negative press especially trying to act like he was canceled for being edgy
Love how he sets him up with...do you know Pete?
The best part about all these is Brian not believing a damn work Slob says..."Oh yea...how do you know him?" 😂😂😂
That bit with Travis Barker and Shapel showed Bapa true condescending colors. It was ugly.
Who tf is Shapel?
@@Keyser___Sozethe neeguh singing while barker is playing the drums
What happen to shapel tfak
Chappelle
Do you remember when he told Rick Glassman that when he was 8 years old he had a comic book store in his mom's closet that strangers from the street used to come into
🤣🤣 I do
rebar will never let me forget
I saw the clip on reddit. It's crazy the shit he comes up with.
And it was a “successful” business too. Lol
I remember this 😂😂
Deep throating a mic is absolutely absurd 😂😂😂😂
Absurdly impressive..... whats not impressive is he wouldn't be able to pronounce "Absurdly "
He's gotta stop saying he was in the NFL 😂
While saying Brock Lessner never sniffed the nfl(Brock played in 4 preseason game)
@@ANTIStraussian was that when he was saying something about how the average NFL player would obliterate brock lesnar?
@@ProtomanButCallMeBlues yea B
@@ANTIStraussian I think it's pretty obvious Schlob is jealous that he spent years trying to be in the NFL and UFC with little to no success. Meanwhile Lesnar got way further than Schlob in both with minimal effort while taking years off in between to be a superstar in the WWE. He subtly bashes Lesnar every chance he gets.
@@ChrisB605nothing subtle about it lol that’s giving him way too much credit.
"Do you know Elvis?"
Brandan "yeah, i actually hung out with him during covid with Hitler and George Washington. Great guys, except for Hitler"
Abraham Lincolm is a grape guy two. Meddem at the Whipe Housh last year.
I've heard that Hitler guy is a real jerk.
Brian has that"Shut the fuck up" look on his face
“I have that exact lobster”
Absolutely murdered me.
Yeah, not the same breed, that exact one😂 this dude is off key.
"Oh You the White Boy who LIES too much."
-Everyone
“All of that sounds made up.” 😂😂😂😂
I'm sitting here catching second hand embarrassment😂
This is tough to watch mate.
Just...wow
Subbed 👍
Brendan just DM'd me
He doesn't do the socials b
But ive hurd it-both-ways.
Did he have tears in his eyes
“He goes there sparingly “
😂
Lol i was like is that even a word 😂😂😂😂
“Royals Royce”…….😂😂😂
He says these things because he knows he will never be called out from these people, because he’s irrelevant 😂
What a clown 🤡 🤦🏻
Water, weed, dune, hair.
8 inches daaddyy
Before I expanded the replies, I was gonna put "8 inches." Hahaha
@@farficknugan "'Great brains think like...alike the same thing, B' - Alvin Brainstein. Trust me bapa, he wus jus a simple numbaz guy like me......" - Brendan Schlobb
@@mandero8842 Best brains, B
He cant control it anymore,he is compelled to lie
This guy casually runs into more celebrities out running errands than the Hollywood tour buses.
He’s definitely a closeted homosexual
A used trug salesman .
I thoughtchu hit eem wit your trugg
He's telling lies that a little child would tell lol its embarrassing
He is playing scenarios in his head then saying them as if they happened in reality. Very sad
It's called being a pathological liar...
Also known as borderline syndrome with a splash of pathological lying.
"Royals Royce" then says the word rolls 2 seconds later. Man fuck! Fuck!
" I was on the bridge in Baltimore before it collapsed, I tried to stop it and hold it up I was just too late by a second I had to dip I was gunna die" - bredan schaub this man is everywhere but no where lmao definition of a liar.
Brendan Schaub swears he was originally Road House to play Conner McGregregors role, but bailed out.
I never knew Aaron Hernandez drove a Prius
"I'm just a white boy with a face" 😂😂
i train 3 times a day 3 times a week 6 days of the time
Bro jamming with Travis is hilarious 😂
9:50
The Schaub NFL storyline needs its own long form video! 😂 This vid was nice!
He's the new Steven Seagal.
He called Kimbo a sheep and himself a lion wtf lolz
Tbh for all the hate Brendan gets he would've beat the shit out of Kimbo
@@nickc1481he doesn’t want to embarrass Kimbo with a beat down. He’s That Nice.
@@nickc1481you think so? When Brendan was actually doing alright, like during TUF and whatnot? I can definitely see the possibility, I'm jw if you're joking or not
@@YearsOVDecay1he knocked out Mirko and Gonzaga, he could have definitely KO Kimbo. Hate em or love em, the dude got in the cage and fought, more than most people could or would do that try to take away another mans accomplishments.
While i agree with that we shouldn't take away from his accomplishments. In the case of Bapa, he took so much credit for things he never came close to accomplishing he kinda discredited himself and the lies overshadowed erything else @@amorgan5844
Pete, Pete, Pete...you don't go out in public wearing shorts if you have legs like that 😂
No chance he knows Pete Davidson or Kanye or Travis Barker
Pete Davidson is a shitty comic too. He probably does know him ya genius
But Casey Affleck cries over him LMAO
you’re just a hater in moms basement, brendan schaub army smash that like button thiccc boy squad thiccc boy nation
He definitely knows Travis, but so does every other celebrity in Hollywood who has jumped on and off the vegan train. The Pete Davidson sparingly one is hilarious
"any of size; any of size"
As a man who's any of size, I approve.
I too am a man of any size and I second this.
CEO of Ferrari got his Thiccc boy merch
Shaub vs Ortiz imagine the press conferences. Lmfao😂
See this is the problem with being a habitual bull$hiters on 10 podcasts a week for a few years straight
Seeing this makes me proud because I'm a doctor, astronaut, professor for Yale, and I own walmart. Also I kick it with Ariana Grande on the regular. BDE for me and the homeless cats around the world.😂
You had me till ariana grande tbh
@@mikesmith7326 🤣😂
verbal diarrhea
Brendin Shawnb "Abe Lincoln Dm'ed me was like your that funny guy who kicks behinds". 😂
lol damn just watched the first one n i got lucky to see u uploaded another one 🤯
These are pretty good 😊
Best new channel! So good, keep it up !
Bapa, the white boi who knows too many people and they all know him because he just goes.
Holy Shit Brendan is such a bullshitter
I know someone like this, pathological liar. They will lie about just about everything, even small things that don’t matter at all. It’s so bizarre. It’s like if they tell the truth they will spontaneously combust or something
Thanks for the upload 😂
Schaub and Steven Seagal need to do a podcast
This is gold. NOBODY lies more than this guy LOL
Gotta admit that this is absolutely bat shit insane, but man is it hilarious! 😂😅
There's no doubt in my mind he has enough material for a part 3 and 4🤣
The CTE poster child is in fine form.
Great edit B
This is great, hopefully there'll be part 3 bubba
4 parts at least.
“A black Rulls Royce”
What a dummy lol
H. Foley is having none of that dumb shit !! 😂😂
"You got a lot going for you, you're a smart kid". Schaub and Casey Affleck are the same fucking age lol.
“It’s like a go kart, but electric”
-Brendan Shwab 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️
Dudes like a politician. Lies like he's not on camera. Then say " I never said that"
great curation and slick editing
As an adult man I just don’t ever feel the temptation to make up stories about myself. I don’t recall even doing this as a child. A man his age doing this is extremely weird.
Right.. so strange.. you almost feel bad for him.. must be fucked in his head. Being successful isnt enough.. hes gotta lie about knowing celebs and other non sense.
It’s because ur a man who doesn’t need to validate yourself with fictional dribbling
amazing editing work
P.f changs: you're hired
He lies for stuff he doesn’t even have to lie for 😂
2:22 when he said he saved up every dime from touring to buy some thing I thought for sure it was going to be a happy meal.
If some cats could approach all these celebs and manage to ask if they knew who Schaub was, that compilation of “No, What? Who? Never meddum ” would be absolutely epic! 😂
I just remembered he call his haters homeless cats because he forgot the phrase stray cat 😂 lmao
2nd 3rd and 4th hand embarrassment is strong with this one.. dude is a fkin redact
That opening scene fits with those short jean shorts talking to Richard Simmons now....
Royals rolls 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What was that sports car clip?? 😂😂 you can’t tell me he switched his stance in the same sentence….
His initials are B.S.
Haven't seen this since Bernie Madeoff
As a longtime employee of Chang's(
😂 "i can't believe he fits in it"
This is a masterpiece
LMAO 🤣 ... I've never laughed so hard in my life.. This is way funnier - he should use your compilations on stage and just sit there watch everyone crack the ef UP LOL... here's a sub
Casey Affleck should troll him crying, telling him to stop doing comedy.
Bills Mafia lmaooo
No one who is a gear head CALLS themself a gear head
He is a gairhead, b. Didn't you hear him?
Real quig, how many chiggs ya fugg?
D’Elia needs to call him out more. Too bad he ruined his career so he needs to be on Schaub’s 5th podcast lol!
Same w callen, the pod went in the toilet as soon as naps became their bosses thus having to bite their tongues all the time. It’s painful
@@mattattanasio467 yeah fr
The first one about big guys in small cars was ASTOUNDING AND CONCERNING.
You can tell that Brian sometimes wants to call him out, but just doesn't.
i really wanna believe that "cant believe he fits in that" was a bit
Brian’s face every time Schaub tells a story is like he watched someone step in dog shit.
all the money i made from my tours, i brought this coffee cup
i love these videos, thank you, so much
The take away. He's a literal child b. Magnificent btw 👍
Brendan Schaub is the Steven Seagal of comedy😂😂😂
That concert with Travis barker looked sick
This is wild lol