Brendan Schaub's 20 Dumbest Lies [Part 1]
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- Опубліковано 21 бер 2024
- Watch a compilation of Brendan Schaub’s outrageous stories, lies, and fabrications for an entertaining rollercoaster of tall tales. From wild celebrity encounters to unbelievable anecdotes, Schaub’s storytelling prowess will leave you both entertained and skeptical.
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His ridiculous stories range from not dying his mustache black, to which he actually comes clean and admits he told a fib, to scoring a 32 on his ACT test. We get to hear the classic tale of him being approached by Adam Sandler in the bathroom.
Let’s hear his multiple variations of bench pressing 225 lbs 42 times. He takes us on his adventure to see Lizzo at the Lakers basketball game, where her outfit was “blurred out.” Some lady stole a Peacock from the zoo, which he kept as a pet in his closet.
He wanted to get a picture with rapper Drake, and ironically Drake walked up to Brendan. Chicago Bulls legend Dennis Rodman asked him to be on his podcast. Nothing triggers Big Brown more than guys in cars revving their engines. Let’s hear him put the pedal to the metal while stationary.
How many pull ups can he do? We’ll never know but it was the Denver Broncos pull up record, only to be broken by his friend Tim Tebow. His mom couldn’t afford shoes, so instead he wore down the spikes on his football cleats. Let’s not forget when he had to decline Will Smith and his request to be his personal trainer. He doesn’t hold mitts, daddy.
Our guy doesn’t monetize Gringo Papi, his monetized comedy special. Theo Von doesn’t believe The Hybrid had a pit bull for 15 years, as he’s never mentioned it. And finally, Bubba was always a street fighter (turned UFC star) in the hard streets of Aurora, Colorado. Does Bryan Callen buy it?
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Robert Downey Jr was throwing front kicks at me is so underrated 😂
For a SPILT second you're like.. maybe
Idk 🤷♂️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️
“OH IT’S THE HYBRID!!”
Lmao
He invited Schaub on his podcast and Schaub apparently turned hi down because he's too cool. to be on Robert Downey Jr., the largest movie star in the world's, podcast.
Brendan gets a 32 on his ACT decides to attend community college
Never heard the 32 story 😂
Brendan got a 32 on his ACT, that means he did better than 97% of the people that took the test.
2 degrees/ no graduation pics
The same guy who when asked “name an element on the periodic table of elements”…answers with “ Fahrenheit”😂
@@chrisk7812 please tell me that really happened
Nah B….that wasn’t the ACT….you actually got a 32 on your CTE
32 on his IQ test
CTE test
Football: 10
Ufc: 21
Trug flip: 1
Math checks out
@@ANTIStraussian the trug flip looked like he literally just turned on the trug, drove a few yards and it flipped.
he got a 10 plus on his obcd
C.T.?
So cringe it's hard to watch. On the other hand the fact that his peers basically ignore this fucked up behaviour is fascinating.
You mean his pears
You mean the other guys who rape
Theo called him out about the dog😂😂 that’s how you know he’s real
Rampage called it too😂
Can't expect Schulz to do that unless if schaub was smaller and had no background in mma
Brendan's that one kid.
No he's the fighter 😊
That is hilarious. Yeah that sits next to you in class and he smells like pee. And if you mention it he tried to tell you that his cat peed on his clothes when you know he went to bed with clothes on his older brother peed on and made him wear it
That one kid *in high school
The guy who is sitting behind you on the bus. While your taling about a new game you just got, he pops up and says I already beat that game. Dude game came out yesterday.
@@ransomofredcheif73wth that seems sad on all levels
He was just confused. He got a 32 but it was on the SAT
Yup
LMFAO thats what im saying
nah, he got a 32 on pullups he just forgot what they were called
💯 I also immediately assumed he was confused with his SAT score 😂
No that was his resting heart rate too 😂😂
That pullup nonsense was physically painful
He didn't even know a number to say because he has no idea how many is good or bad or what the record is, so he just kept rambling on making no sense.
I swear, dude just wanted a simple answer to a simple question. He got a fuckin 3 minute paragraph story
If was but at the same time it was art! To be and to not only avoid answering the question but also to make up a fake story that made him out to be friends with one of the most famous NFL players set the same time was beautiful!
Yes….
I almost feel bad for him he’s clearly mentally Ill
He reminds me of my cousin .. who fuckin lies about everything for no reason that I can only take him in doses 😂
Reminds me of the worst moments of my past. Got in to a habit in my teens of exaggerating to make up for massive insecurities.
Then I grew up & realised I was being insufferable for no good reason.
This is one of the tastiest dishes thats been served up! Keep em' coming!
Q: “How many pull ups could you do then?”
A: “oh me and Tim were best buds.”
"They got super close" lol garuntee tim tebow has no clue who he is.
"Heard out of the corner of my ear."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfaooooooo
Actually hilarious in an ironic way
No one ever talks about that one time on the King and Sting pod he says he’s got a friend who’s dad is a “NASCAR rocket scientist” when he meant to say NASA
@@loganwithlightsabers3051please give me the episode 😂
Chris is trolling him and he doesn’t even realize it.
Sadly, I think he believes him
chris was also DMing high school girls to cheat on his wife with
The fact that Callen is setting him up and trolling him with his celebrity lies is actually funny. 😂
He doesn't have any friends, a true friend calls you out on your bullshit, and if you persist on lying you lose your friends. The people that stay in his life are also compulsive liars or leeches or both, or family and they have no choice
There’s a clip of Ari saying Brendan must not have real friends if they let him do gringo papi
If he was my friend lying his a** off I would definitely make fun of him.. Looks like Brian just lets him keep going and lets him look like a fool. Or he adds onto it by saying, you know so and so too right? Lol then Brendan just adds on and looks like a tool
That’s why Joe dropped him
Brendan Schaub's face looks like its in a permanent Allergic Reaction.
That's why he got the sting nickname. Face looks like it's puffy at all times lmao
Bryan “will smith and robert downey jr came running to you” 😂😂😂😂
a sneaky rare time where Bryan is hilarious 😂
@@Johnny_TrueloveI don't think he was being funny, he lacks the capacity but loves good old arse kiss
@@HandsomeBastard na if you notice he always busts Schaub’s balls about the celebrity “meetings” he has haha he’ll always ask him to elaborate on it, and there’s always an awkward silence after he questions Schaub 😂..but he deff does kiss ass a lot too haha
They were all “Oh shit it’s the Hybrid!!!” That part was particularly ridiculous
My favorite lie was when his jet black mustache was questioned he lies about dying it, and then he realizes how dumb he's looking then he admits he used just for men the night before. Lol had me rolling
That's literally the first segment in this video
Oh Bapa, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies…tell me tell me lies
Schaub is ultimately a horrible person.
Brendan got a 32 on his ACT, that means he did better than 97% of the people that took the test. Schaub is one smart cookie 🍪
no man is good. the guy who compiled this is sadder but someone has to do it
@@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0ntrue. People need to call out his crap. Never too much
I close my eyes and picture agh Schaub hater and you fit the description pretty well lmao or like some soy boy tiger belly listener
I love when real losers call other people losers lmaoooo
@BluntVille 100% I love Mr Schaub. When I become an adult I be too be just like Mr Schaub! 👍
His street fights were being a bully at school.
did you have flashbacks of getting stuck into lockers?? Lmao fkn nerd
Hilariously, Bryan has actually been in way more tussles in the street than he has. Fucking Bryan.
Nah be, u see you’re wrong 👉.
Bapa niiiver said that. He said he’s been in countless “street lies”. See you’re a casual 👉.
here are a few of my many favorites - "casey affleck had tears in his eyes and told me to stop fighting", "i sold comic books to strangers out of my moms closet", "i was paid to make an appearance at a kids birthday party on an indian reservation where there were people with face tattoos", "i united antifa, the proud boys and riot police because they were all huge b schaub fans", "i get all my news from reading the newspaper" and "eminem dm'd me". he is truly the stitches and/or tekashi69 of pawlcassing
"I stood next to The Rock in an elevator, he told me he was a fan" "I got Chapelle to quit vaping"
He claimed he had a pic of antifa and cops on each side of him. He posted a pic of just cops
Good choices
You can make a series out of this!
Brendan got a 32 on his ACT, that means he did better than 97% of the people that took the test. Schaub is one smart cookie 🍪 I heard that Brendan Schaub actually underestimates how much he is able to lift or how smart he is, or how much he makes, or how many women he gets with, or how big his well you get the point.....
@@michael-4k4000The Dumbing-Goober Effect.
@@gliza Shane Gillis bombed on SNL
He's always been a big jock who never got any pushback on his lies, this is a character trait he will likely never get rid of, it's so natural to say whatever to one up or make himself sound great/vulnerable/popular etc.
Jocks don't normally have speech impediments, zero charisma and no real friends brah.
That was painfully good 😂
the cleats story is SOOOOOOOOOO real tho
Of course Drake is his favorite rapper.
Drake is brendan schaub with a little bit of talent
This was the best compilation video ever. Good job
"It wasnt a peacock.... it was a peacock"
the celebrities all coming up to him is hilarious not gon lie
I hope someone shows him this lol these are really bad lies that a 6 year old would know were bullchit
He would just say we are haters and losers. Zairo self the wareness
He lies like to the same effect that a 7 year old does lmfao
Omg this is so cringe I was not prepared for this
No way in hell bro got 32 on ACT
He doesn’t know what the word attrition is. He kept saying war of nutrition. To get a high score your vocabulary has to be top.
I doubt he got a 32 with all 4 sections combined 😂
He prolly got his ACT score confused with his SAT score
Will Smith and Brenda Swab in Will I Am 3
Brendan sees these videos right?
Notice how little by little each comedian friend is pulling away from this guy. He’s a pathological liar, arrogant, cocky and condescending. People liked him at first but his true personality started to drive them all away.
hes crazy
Him saying The Rock told him he was a fan is my favorite, second to him saying he got Chapelle to quit vaping.
The best is Floyd Mayweather identifying bapa as “that white boy who works too much!”
That one is painful in its inauthenticity
The car revving thing has me rolling!🤣🤣🤣
So the fans know😂😂
Brenda misheard what Adam Sandler said to him what he actually said was “you’re that arsehole who always got his ass kicked and thinks he’s funny but wouldn’t know a joke if it smacked him in the face” but he misheard because of the CTE.
This guy is a pathological liar
He made up an entire argument with Nate Diaz in great detail, then the video came out and it was nothing like he said. Nate completely dominated him with logic and conversation then punked Schaub and ran him off like a Bit**.
This isn't a lie or anything but the moment he said he always wanted to be a comedian and then referred to George "Carlton", he should have just been canceled on general principle
No it was a lie
Held the pull up record for TEs and FBs... lost the record to Tim Tebow, a QB?!
Legend
The problem is that none of his suck-up "friends" will call him out. They don't want to mess up their chance of getting on Rogan.
hes like the slow sibling
Everybody loves me and I broke all the records and I'm not insecure
This fn guy😂
I’m usually annoyed by people who lie for no reason. This is so ridiculous it’s funny
2 grown men arguing about how many street fights they had!?
One of the best Bapa vids ever. Didn’t think I could think less of him, but this took it to another level
What's Bapa?
I was just starting to think that even tho he’s not funny he’s not that bad but this changed my mind
@@user-yr7re9oe4swe are all Bapa
Him wearing cleats is fxcking hilarious im dying lmfaooo ahahahhaha
Do one on bert but thats a long video
Taylor Lewan couldn’t take it anymore 😂 it’s funny how bapa doesn’t realize Will Compton played in the nfl for 10 years and Taylor was really good at o-line until injured. You can’t bullshit like you can with you comedy friends
He’s no longer in Rogan’s tight circle so you other comedians or podcasters don’t have to be afraid anymore, call him out on his BS!! Theo is the only one to ever question him on his sh*%
Thank you for editing this and making me laugh. I appreciate the hard work!
225 for 40. No fucking way you hit 40 😂 that’s ridiculous
It's actually 42 now. He said he did 42 reps with 225 just a week ago. The man is unstoppable. 😁
I bet he can't do 8
You know that bit where hes honest about Just for Men in his moustache is kinda funny.. but its rare to see Schwab use self deprecating humor, he is always pumping himself up and others down.
The chase of the build???
Spud the Pit Bull…..from the first Toy Story 😏😏
Imagine his face when he watches this video ,damn how embarrassing 🤦♂️
The Tim Tebow part got me 🤣🤣🤣
“I don’t hold mitts daddy” who tf says that lmao
Colorado Juniors started taking the ACT in 2001, two years after Schaub was a Junior on HS. They took the SAT when he was in HS.
That pull up story was so convoluted and stupid. He has a talent for telling such outrageous lies they almost seem real 😂
"So crazy" basically means "bullshit" when talking to Shwab😂😂
Honestly I want this guy to be as confident and driven as he usually is. I wish for this kind of content to never end. This dude is a golden nugget on the internet, and he's funnier than 90% of actual comedians these days. Unintentionally obviously but still.
He’s that guy who just has to one-up everyone else; even if he has to make it up.
Someone could tell Sheeb that they decided to go charter fishing for tuna and you just know that Brandan is going to tell them that he also went tuna fishing one time and caught a 1400 pound tuna. Oh, and the entire town came out to see it and some old local fisherman came over to him and said: “Hey, you’re that really tough UFC fighter guy who tells funny jokes!!”
Toughest guys on youtube benching 225 34 times... bapa: " hold my adderall"
When I see Adam, I’ll ask him if he talked to Schaub.
so whats the record ? how many pull ups you could do? HOW MANY? hahahahaha
I dawnt noo Bee, I got some skeptical hippo eyes on! 🤷🤣
He also didn't grow up poor
"You're that ass kicker that tells jokes, riiiiiiiiiight?"
“ how many?eeeeeeum record!” 😂
The fact that there's enough lies to make a top 20 is insane.
Brendan schaub looks like he breeds flamingos.
Fantastic video 😎
Bet bapa refers back the moustache lie when he claims to not be able to lie.
When u lie so much that you believe ur own lies is Brendan Schaub.
Its funny to tell Swardson the Sandler story when he can just call him after.
Is there a way you can get the lowdown on him claiming to have 2 degrees ?
"i went to that lakers game i was there"
"Whats her outfit even look like i havent seen it cause everyone blurs it out"
Brenda “everyone approaches me” Shaub 😂🤦♂️
The story about Tim Tebow breaking Shaun’s pull-up record, my god 😂 💀
He had a peacock in his closet....I hope that doesn't come into my head when I'm eating because il choke to death laughing..
Hey are you eating now? 😂😂
You’re the asss kisser that tells stories right? - Adam Sandler
Brendan is the Trugg crash 💥 we can’t help looking at 😆😂😂
I got a 26 on my act after drinking and tripping my balls and no way he scored on act!! He means he got a 32 on the SAT! The 40 reps on bench press . He should be in the NFL,he beat both BOSA brothers!
He pretty much. He was on an NFL practice squad roster
Oh ya he had soy ventilation latte served at room temp with the Bills..but being the strongest arguably one the smarter NFL prospects he was still to slow of white boy..Brenda you ever heard of Steve Largest one of the slowest best wideoyts!
Dude.... I knew he was kind of the laughing stock in the comedy world, but the OUTRAGEOUS SH*T he says is absolutely unbelievable!
Lol . Love this. Must have been lot of work. Ty
225 42 Times like the nfl combine lmao.. dude really thinks it did happen..
He’s that kid in middle school who lies about dumb shit to try to be cool lol
Thats Drizzy Drake runnin thru the siiiixxxx😮😮😮
I cringed so bad
I thought his childhood hero was "JARED" from Subway
He really can't help himself lmao
Brenda is the type to say his mom just passed away right after you tell him your cat is being put down
Hey you're the [noun] that [verb]s too much!!
Had a peacock in the closet lol
It's hilarious how Callen just plays into the bullshit. 😂
The face Brendan makes in the ACT video made me laugh hard lol what an idiot.
Brendon is like that homie in jail that tells stories about having a gold helicopter and hundreds of thousands of dollars in the bank but never goes to commissary
Brooooo… not everyone gonna appreciate this one but you nailed it😂 that’s literally him. Now I’m hoping he gets locked up😂
All this proves to me is how much of a saint Theo was for putting up with Brandon for so long 😂 idk how he got the strength the money he left him he started thriving and blew up even more