Man Replaces Murdered Wife with Sex Doll | Colby and Kristen Trickle Case Analysis

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  • @paulmartin7309
    @paulmartin7309 8 місяців тому +1074

    Abandoned by her mother and murderded by her husband. Life was very unkind to her. RIP poor girl.

    • @Altered4n892t
      @Altered4n892t 8 місяців тому +45

      I felt the same way. Poor kid 😢

    • @Veracityseeker7
      @Veracityseeker7 8 місяців тому +34

      Heartbreaking 💔

    • @glai5752
      @glai5752 8 місяців тому +60

      It’s sad but it makes sense. People who grew up in dysfunctional, unloving environments often end up repeat the same cycle - having low self esteem, having bad choices in partners, abusive relationships…

    • @Jojo-pv3uf
      @Jojo-pv3uf 8 місяців тому +12

      @LunaLilyEnnuiultimately your life is in your hands. We will continue to see victims as long as said victims don’t stand up for themselves. Evil people will always be evil, its up to those who are vulnerable to protect themselves. Its the same principle you apply every time you lock your door at night, or don’t go down a dark alley.

    • @amtravelingservice4400
      @amtravelingservice4400 8 місяців тому +2

      @@glai5752 I can see that you are a vary wise person and have the ability to see the unseen that everyone else missed.

  • @BettiePagan
    @BettiePagan 8 місяців тому +571

    “He would often engage in a behaviour he referred to as singing” I spat my coffee doc

  • @drn13355
    @drn13355 8 місяців тому +1111

    You know when his mom defends him buying a sex doll with the insurance money the entire family is nuts.

    • @RullVox
      @RullVox 8 місяців тому +36

      His sex doll was named Polly Urethane...😐

    • @Shadowman-1960
      @Shadowman-1960 8 місяців тому +17

      Well if you really think about it and add up how much it costs to feed a real live woman for even a few years, a plastic doll is actually a pretty good deal.

    • @skindippedingold
      @skindippedingold 8 місяців тому +6

      Im sure he gave her a few dollars and she’ll agree with anything he does.

    • @EmilyPope-eq1ud
      @EmilyPope-eq1ud 8 місяців тому

      @traybern😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅o😅😅😅😅😅😅io😅 7:56 7:58 o 7:59 im

    • @jimc6687
      @jimc6687 8 місяців тому +12

      I question how this coroner could actually misinterpret this obvious murder case as a suicide. Maybe he had a sex doll franchise business on the side and was too distracted?

  • @melmel4712
    @melmel4712 8 місяців тому +68

    Seeing the pictures of Kristen smiling made me so sad.... she looked like a lovely young lady who was trying to overcome her childhood abandonment, poverty & other challenges to make a better life. I'm sorry that her loser husband stole her life from her.

  • @greenbrain8725
    @greenbrain8725 8 місяців тому +784

    Killed a real breathing loving woman who was his spouse, he replaced her with a plastic doll with the money he got with payout. Unfathomable.

    • @garyw9164
      @garyw9164 8 місяців тому +87

      My daughter married somebody that spends every waking moment that he's not at work gaming. It's so sad because that's the extent of their life revolving around that damn computer game.

    • @BettiePagan
      @BettiePagan 8 місяців тому

      @@garyw9164addiction is a disease 😔

    • @snowmiaow
      @snowmiaow 8 місяців тому

      That happened to me for a while.​ it is an addiction I think. @@garyw9164

    • @yaboydolphin
      @yaboydolphin 8 місяців тому +27

      @@garyw9164 what a prize she got!

    • @MakerInMotion
      @MakerInMotion 8 місяців тому

      ​@@garyw9164Before gaming, bad husbands spent all their free time at the bar with their pals. Every generation finds new ways to fail at life.

  • @franciscojuane2505
    @franciscojuane2505 8 місяців тому +140

    I must say, your ability to keep a poker face while creatively naming that doll is nothing short of legendary!

    • @ascensionvaldes1412
      @ascensionvaldes1412 8 місяців тому +9

      😂😂exactly: poker face while saying funny things in ironical way, great!!

  • @easternkiwiz
    @easternkiwiz 8 місяців тому +421

    "Plastic, pulsating, passion playmate" Now Colby has to wait a "hard 50" to be able to use it again. Worth it Colby?

    • @MrSliverguy
      @MrSliverguy 8 місяців тому +7

      Every heard of fufu

    • @debbiebride1482
      @debbiebride1482 8 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @will7its
      @will7its 8 місяців тому +13

      Or get conjugal visits......😅

    • @Forgottenworlds777
      @Forgottenworlds777 8 місяців тому +10

      Talk to 🤚
      His 🤚 😮

    • @carpathianken
      @carpathianken 8 місяців тому

      @@will7its Always remember to leave your self protection shiv in your cell during conjugal visits with blow up sex dolls though.
      The last time I passionately embraced my blow up sex doll during & conjugal visit I forgot I had a shiv in my pocket & when we hugged she made a loud fart noise & then flew out the window never to be seen again.

  • @enterchannelname4542
    @enterchannelname4542 8 місяців тому +92

    The way he said "exceedingly creepy" was spectacular.

  • @robswystun2766
    @robswystun2766 8 місяців тому +410

    "It's not a sex doll. It's a $2,000 teddy bear." - Colby's mom.

    • @garyw9164
      @garyw9164 8 місяців тому +37

      What good, caring, upright mother would even comment about her son's sex doll. Totally inappropriate behavior between parent and ADULT son.

    • @briskettacos
      @briskettacos 8 місяців тому +19

      If it's anatomically correct, I don't think that excuse flies anymore...

    • @kimmer6
      @kimmer6 8 місяців тому +12

      @@briskettacos My $7000 Diesel Debbie instantly roasts flies approaching her exhaust pipe while at full throttle.
      Mosquitos, too.

    • @IsabelleSmith-e2y
      @IsabelleSmith-e2y 8 місяців тому +5

      Wow she really sad that? 🤢

    • @Elhastezy888
      @Elhastezy888 8 місяців тому +4

      OMG!!🤣🤣🤣🤣​@kimmer6 HaHAAHAAA it's folks like you that make "scrolling" worth the time 🤍

  • @YosemiteFour
    @YosemiteFour 8 місяців тому +56

    Kudos to the officers who stayed on the case, and to the new DA who tried it and convicted her husband.

  • @rayross997
    @rayross997 8 місяців тому +1108

    "Silicone sweetheart", "bouncing bubbles", "hair in all kinds of places", "not just for weirdos anymore", you're killing me Dr.Grande.

    • @tk20channel
      @tk20channel 8 місяців тому +58

      He's getting out of hand! Lol! 😂😂😂

    • @Whatsthedealsquirter
      @Whatsthedealsquirter 8 місяців тому +76

      Yeah this guy is great not a lot of people get it but he just does it with a straight face The dude's a legend

    • @Whatsthedealsquirter
      @Whatsthedealsquirter 8 місяців тому +11

      (DR GRANDE)

    • @mariia1849
      @mariia1849 8 місяців тому +21

      Yep. I was blown out by his jokes too.

    • @wendy1479
      @wendy1479 8 місяців тому +59

      I was okay until "provocative, polymer pleasure puppet" 😂

  • @roxanneazul
    @roxanneazul 8 місяців тому +44

    The script for this one deserves some sort of award, Dr. Grande. You outdid yourself.

  • @terr777
    @terr777 8 місяців тому +248

    I was REALLY hoping there was a blooper reel at the end. NO WAY the good Doc could have kept a straight face through all those alliterations! 😂

    • @christinelee4780
      @christinelee4780 8 місяців тому +4

      I bet there were heaps!

    • @discospiders
      @discospiders 8 місяців тому +11

      Dr G should make a blooper reel!

    • @shiloreno9917
      @shiloreno9917 8 місяців тому +2

      I love the idea of a blooper reel!

    • @gbsailing9436
      @gbsailing9436 8 місяців тому +2

      After an hour of internet research I expected he purchased a doll just to see what they are like for the video, it could have been a X-rated flick...
      Just kidding guys don't take offence !!!! 🤣😆😉😇

    • @Callmethebreeze902
      @Callmethebreeze902 6 місяців тому +1

      I love straight faced sarcasm and when people can say something funny and hold a straight face. Lol

  • @greyfells2829
    @greyfells2829 8 місяців тому +328

    Most insane part of this is that a not-so-great looking guy got a cute girlfriend and then killed her.

    • @Chuckfinlee432
      @Chuckfinlee432 8 місяців тому +39

      That's why self confidence is important and settling isn't always the best idea

    • @JackIsNotInTheBox
      @JackIsNotInTheBox 8 місяців тому +23

      Dude didn't know what he got

    • @TheLegPumpkin
      @TheLegPumpkin 8 місяців тому +41

      She had a rough background and he was an abuser, unfortunately it happens a lot.

    • @edelweiss2.076
      @edelweiss2.076 8 місяців тому +17

      She was beautiful and kind. 😢

    • @cptfreeman8966
      @cptfreeman8966 8 місяців тому +9

      Eh she was mid but def out his league

  • @VectorMagnus
    @VectorMagnus 8 місяців тому +417

    "Don't forget to buy my book, It's not just for weirdos' any more" I died XD

    • @timewa851
      @timewa851 8 місяців тому +13

      I'm pretty sure it is still just for weirdos.

    • @debbiebride1482
      @debbiebride1482 8 місяців тому +10

      Me too … can’t stop!😅

    • @yazoo20101
      @yazoo20101 8 місяців тому +7

      😁😅😂

    • @patriciapitt4228
      @patriciapitt4228 8 місяців тому +10

      That's why people don't know me, I have not read his Book But sure think the Doctor is very clever in His own Way, Really keeping One from Being a Weirdo and Many Thanks For All the Laughable Comments Makes Our Day 🎉*

    • @derrickwashington1713
      @derrickwashington1713 8 місяців тому +3

      Ha Ha! Word Up!

  • @sheilad.simonette6412
    @sheilad.simonette6412 8 місяців тому +53

    Who would have thought there could be so many delightful descriptions of dolls for frenzied phallic fun?

  • @prettynpetty8342
    @prettynpetty8342 8 місяців тому +128

    "Manufactured Maidens" could be a metal band name.

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt 8 місяців тому +3

      I’d give them a listen for sure

    • @SynthoidSounds
      @SynthoidSounds 8 місяців тому +1

      Hey, I'm with you there!

    • @Gogunkergorilla
      @Gogunkergorilla 8 місяців тому

      Fear factory meets iron maiden

    • @repetemyname842
      @repetemyname842 8 місяців тому

      Troons

    • @Will324
      @Will324 7 місяців тому

      Fabricated Flirtatious Friends (FFF)

  • @Ariadne76-k3d
    @Ariadne76-k3d 8 місяців тому +42

    Kristen sounds like a very admirable person, getting through having been abandoned.

  • @sactopyrshep
    @sactopyrshep 8 місяців тому +340

    This man has an incredible command of the English language. So enjoyable to lisen to.

    • @jhoskins5630
      @jhoskins5630 8 місяців тому +33

      And a brilliant, dry dark sense of humor.

    • @k_a_bizzle
      @k_a_bizzle 8 місяців тому +3

      @@kendallevans4079I don’t know how much you know about writing stuff, but it takes a command of the English language.

    • @MakerInMotion
      @MakerInMotion 8 місяців тому +6

      Great shirt collection too.

    • @Cleatus546
      @Cleatus546 8 місяців тому +11

      He showcases the power of a huge vocabulary.
      Gotta love it.

    • @cassie1264
      @cassie1264 8 місяців тому +6

      The alliteration killed me 😂

  • @yarnpower
    @yarnpower 8 місяців тому +45

    So many of these spousal murders involve greed. Sad to value their spouses life so little.

  • @trickg8994
    @trickg8994 8 місяців тому +506

    "He engaged in behaivor that he called singing"...lmao!!

    • @Monka83
      @Monka83 8 місяців тому +18

      😂 savage

    • @heloramos82
      @heloramos82 8 місяців тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TallGrass44
      @TallGrass44 8 місяців тому +22

      He should have been sent to Sing Sing Prison.

    • @Mohamed-Bokhary
      @Mohamed-Bokhary 8 місяців тому +13

      That’s why the doctor videos are highly addictive. Be warned!!

    • @caro.caro.9578
      @caro.caro.9578 8 місяців тому +6

      Only Dr Grande! 👍🏽😂😂😂

  • @Blackdog222
    @Blackdog222 8 місяців тому +227

    No doll is going to wait 50 years.

    • @whosaidthat4299
      @whosaidthat4299 8 місяців тому

      If the doll gets updated and becomes sentient, she's dumping his A** 😂.

    • @juberoma2429
      @juberoma2429 8 місяців тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @melmel4712
      @melmel4712 8 місяців тому +15

      Barbie would never.

    • @MateDrinker33
      @MateDrinker33 8 місяців тому +4

      @gtilusso2101 🤣

    • @mamabeartrue420
      @mamabeartrue420 8 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lovingit4450
    @lovingit4450 8 місяців тому +137

    I was not expecting Dr.Grande to go off about that doll,and with a straight face. 😂😂.
    I'm glad she got justice. 50yrs🎉

    • @shirleysue228
      @shirleysue228 8 місяців тому +3

      lovingit......I WAS...../...lol

    • @discospiders
      @discospiders 8 місяців тому +1

      Yessss king, go off

    • @purrple.shadows
      @purrple.shadows 8 місяців тому +2

      Justice? She's dead.

    • @TheRealBamboonga
      @TheRealBamboonga 8 місяців тому

      That dweeb being allowed within 100 yards of a girl that fine is nowhere near justice.

  • @michaeljohnston4459
    @michaeljohnston4459 7 місяців тому +4

    I love how you accurately describe the situation partly with on point sarcasm, without being callous in regards to the victim...

  • @DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT
    @DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT 8 місяців тому +81

    LOL! Dr. Grande has proven beyond a doubt that there is humorous potential in any topic, no matter how grim.

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt 8 місяців тому +2

      So true!

    • @kathyf113
      @kathyf113 8 місяців тому +1

      Dr. Grande; you are a national treasure!!!!

  • @shamudogsmith1751
    @shamudogsmith1751 8 місяців тому +57

    "Provocative polymer pleasure puppet" 🤣 That made me snort my coffee It's a phrase you don't hear very often unless people are talking about one of the awful Kardashian's.

    • @judyp.
      @judyp. 8 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yogalayne
    @yogalayne 8 місяців тому +79

    Dr G, you outdid yourself with alliteration skills this episode. 👌

  • @Smachfest
    @Smachfest 8 місяців тому +10

    Dr. Grande's Alliterations are Always Applaudibly and Appropriately Aimed. ❤

  • @RobynDeLaVie
    @RobynDeLaVie 8 місяців тому +50

    Doctor, I love the humorous approach you have when discussing the violator's lifestyle choices. Thank you for covering this story, this man's actions were egregious. Glad he is locked away. Jail is just for weirdos.

  • @hollowman1
    @hollowman1 21 день тому +1

    Dr. Grande is actually a comedic genius. ❤

  • @Swansong321
    @Swansong321 8 місяців тому +125

    ONLY a mother would believe that the sex doll was to help him sleep! ..remember they're not JUST for weirdos!😝

    • @derrickwashington1713
      @derrickwashington1713 8 місяців тому +1

      😁

    • @Brendawallingbear
      @Brendawallingbear 8 місяців тому

      Having a sex doll would definitely help me sleep, after playing with her.
      You can also buy a removable male genital so your female doll can be trans- or hermaphrodite....
      I'd buy that! If I had that kind of extra spending money. And a place to put it.

  • @thelittlespoon
    @thelittlespoon 8 місяців тому +15

    Dr. Grande you are HYSTERICAL!!! I was belly laughing, seriously cracking up at the different ways you described the doll. Anyone who knows you in real life should feel lucky. 😊

  • @cybermandan1960
    @cybermandan1960 8 місяців тому +183

    At this rate I won't be surprised if murder beats divorce as the primary method of separation.

    • @sunkanswer8221
      @sunkanswer8221 8 місяців тому +9

      My sense is that these occurrences will see a notable rise in the coming decades.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 8 місяців тому +10

      ​@sunkanswer8221 you think it's going to reverse moving forward? Violent crimes have been steadily decreasing for many decades. They're just far more widely reported these days

    • @Virgox222
      @Virgox222 8 місяців тому +3

      It sure feels that way sometimes!

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 8 місяців тому

      Hey, I've been watching Medical Files for years, which leads me to believe that about 90% of US wives are/ will be murdered by their husbands! Tying the knot in the US seems to be equal to putting a target on your back! 😉

    • @sunkanswer8221
      @sunkanswer8221 8 місяців тому

      @@rockyevans1584 A rise in the percentage of mariages ending in uxoricide or mariticide driven by hopelessness and avarice.

  • @edw8889
    @edw8889 8 місяців тому +21

    That poor girl. She needed a family to look out for her. Sad waste

  • @Chaeya
    @Chaeya 8 місяців тому +59

    Long time ago, there was a TLC show, Taboo?, I think it was called. They had a feature on these guys that bought these dolls and treated them like living women. They dressed them daily, took them places. One of the guys was in England, had several, all with names and personalities.

    • @Hatbox948
      @Hatbox948 8 місяців тому +12

      I actually saw that segment.

    • @denisecounts5381
      @denisecounts5381 8 місяців тому +8

      I seen that....very very odd fetishes.

    • @Jeff-sp7bg
      @Jeff-sp7bg 8 місяців тому

      Women are slowly going to be replaced in the future by very real looking humanoids . You literally will not be able to tell the difference between a female robot and a real human woman. You think I'm kidding just look at what Boston Scientific has been worming on. Scary proposition....

    • @Hatbox948
      @Hatbox948 8 місяців тому +7

      @traybern They'd make great floats too if you wanted to swim.

    • @aliendroid1
      @aliendroid1 7 місяців тому

      99.9% of men who own sex dolls treat them like masturbation toys, not like real women. The problem is almost all sex doll owners buy them in secret and hide the fact, kind of like how women don't show off their dildos and vibrators. So you see only guys who get nutty with them in public. In fact they sell sex dolls on all major website such as ebay and amazon. Within a few years 100% of the male population will have sex dolls.

  • @dottiewofford7656
    @dottiewofford7656 8 місяців тому +13

    I love binge-streaming these videos by Dr. Grande! The deadpan delivery of his hysterical lines really makes my day! "Not just for weirdos anymore" was golden!

    • @Jimmy911ism
      @Jimmy911ism 8 місяців тому +1

      He probably has to do a few takes to keep it deadpan! He does edit them a lot, for continuity. The not just for weirdos anymore was their selling point, too!

  • @artiefufkin88
    @artiefufkin88 8 місяців тому +98

    "engage in behavior he would describe as singing." Lmao Man, I love your sense of humor! Thx, great stuff as always!

    • @Boogiebear-1965
      @Boogiebear-1965 8 місяців тому +4

      I think that was my favorite quip here! 😂

  • @roseaduke8835
    @roseaduke8835 8 місяців тому +18

    _"He would often engage in a behaviour he referred to as singing."_
    I do too!
    Lord have mercy! 😀

  • @Blissfulnessence
    @Blissfulnessence 8 місяців тому +30

    Thanks for taking one for the team with that research tangent Dr. Grande!
    More than i ever wanted to know about such lol!

  • @ickess
    @ickess 2 місяці тому +2

    It never ceases to amaze me that people don’t think about the fact that their phone will be searched

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 8 місяців тому +62

    The title is worthy of being a headline on The Onion.

  • @WolfsHead-bp6vs
    @WolfsHead-bp6vs 8 місяців тому +16

    I never tire of Dr Grande's genius alliteration.....

  • @kaychesnut2898
    @kaychesnut2898 8 місяців тому +40

    Truth really is stranger than fiction.

    • @iancurtis1152
      @iancurtis1152 8 місяців тому +4

      Or friction 😁

    • @nicholette
      @nicholette 8 місяців тому +2

      ⁠@@iancurtis1152i see what u did there 😂

  • @BillBeekman-f9p
    @BillBeekman-f9p 8 місяців тому +1

    Dr Grande the analytical assassin w/a discaimer to start the stories. Love simple explanations to complicated crimes +w/humor. Thanks

  • @1960leeann
    @1960leeann 8 місяців тому +35

    😂😂😂 no matter how bad the situation you’re discussing, you never fail to make me actually laugh out loud!! Obviously tragic about the loss of the young woman. May God rest her soul.

  • @NatalyNatalie
    @NatalyNatalie 8 місяців тому +10

    Just wanted to say I really appreciate your creating such interesting videos every single day. It’s so much work. Very easy for us to sit here and wait for the next video 🍿 It’s important not to take it for granted. So I’ll serve as a Dr Grande appreciation button ❤

    • @AnonymousStrangeness
      @AnonymousStrangeness 8 місяців тому +1

      ❤❤❤❤❤ - 5 hearts on a scale of 1 to 5 - 😂

  • @Polyphemus47
    @Polyphemus47 8 місяців тому +22

    I found your analysis to be informative and HILARIOUS! You just get better with every upload.

  • @tommytutone2584
    @tommytutone2584 8 місяців тому +3

    I have way too many subscriptions on UA-cam I try to stick to the ones that make me laugh, but this is by far the best! How do you go through these analysis without even cracking a smile is beyond me! Subscribed!

  • @leahpangrcic6255
    @leahpangrcic6255 8 місяців тому +33

    Seriously, Dr. grande your dry sense of humor is top notch

  • @carolyndavison6095
    @carolyndavison6095 4 місяці тому +2

    Your dry humor sure made my day. Thanks for giving us your analysis in your unique style. We love it!!

  • @8bert9
    @8bert9 8 місяців тому +55

    Collapsible counterfeit companion, good stuff .

  • @jeanholmes7976
    @jeanholmes7976 8 місяців тому +5

    Ah Dr. Grande…you never disappoint…..thank you!!🌵💕❤️May dear Kristen Rest In Peace. 🌺from Jean.

  • @dacisky
    @dacisky 8 місяців тому +43

    Years ago I found out about the dolls you spoke of. I too went down the same rabbit hole and spent hours in my research. Anyway,I also think he killed her and it's a shame he did not get a doll in the first place instead of getting married.

    • @djohanson99
      @djohanson99 7 місяців тому

      Thank you. Yes, he shoulda got the doll before getting married. Pleasure Puppet. Wtf. Glad he in jail separated from us.

    • @serahloeffelroberts9901
      @serahloeffelroberts9901 4 місяці тому

      He needed the insurance money to buy the doll

  • @laurenb7386
    @laurenb7386 7 місяців тому +1

    Dr. Grande is so shady and I love !😂 please, don't ever change❤

  • @loudtim265
    @loudtim265 8 місяців тому +12

    Well this episode is an instant classic. Thanks Doc! ❤

  • @orionspur
    @orionspur 8 місяців тому +38

    Wow. Talk about blowing up your relationship.

  • @petersaundersuk
    @petersaundersuk 7 місяців тому +1

    I absolutely LOVE all the alliteration in this video 👍👍👍😂

  • @elgato9445
    @elgato9445 8 місяців тому +106

    Colby: I have an imaginary girlfriend.
    Therapist: You can do better.
    Colby: I don't think so.
    Therapist: I was talking to your girlfriend.

  • @Eerielai
    @Eerielai 8 місяців тому +2

    I love Dr Grande's wicked sense of humor delivered with a stone hard straight face.

  • @paullavoie5542
    @paullavoie5542 8 місяців тому +49

    Nobody wants to believe that someone they know personally could do such things.

    • @gbsailing9436
      @gbsailing9436 8 місяців тому +2

      Nobody wants to believe that someone they know personally owns such a doll!!!

  • @mamageeks
    @mamageeks 7 місяців тому +1

    Your sense of humor is not just for weirdos anymore!! The constant follow of dry, witty remarks is the best!! 😂

  • @Xavi101
    @Xavi101 8 місяців тому +35

    Damn your wordplay for this video is immaculate. Good work

  • @gazoontight
    @gazoontight 6 місяців тому

    Dr. Grande always wordsmiths his videos so masterfully. The deadpanned delivery definitely makes the video.

  • @cameronb851
    @cameronb851 8 місяців тому +19

    Lol. "Not just for weirdos, anymore." Another great video laced with dry wit and dark humour, Todd. Thank you.

  • @KimBlaQue
    @KimBlaQue 8 місяців тому +15

    Colby’s mother sounds like an enabler

  • @GrumpyMeow-Meow
    @GrumpyMeow-Meow 8 місяців тому +70

    Imo, the reason why the doll is so cringe is not only the ick factor, but that the people who buy them cannot or will not have relationships with other people. Some have said they like the amount of control they have with a doll who doesn’t talk back. Ew.

    • @carpathianken
      @carpathianken 8 місяців тому

      It's not Ick or Ew when we consider that if they aren't having relations with sex dolls they'd be doing it with animals or god forbid children.
      I'm all for controlling men that dislike their romantic partners talking back to purchase a sex doll. In the scheme if things a sex doll is the lesser of a far worse evil.

    • @taylorkai4144
      @taylorkai4144 8 місяців тому +20

      reminds me of dahmer … he preferred when his partners could no longer respond

    • @Brendawallingbear
      @Brendawallingbear 8 місяців тому +1

      They do have some that can talk, but they cost more. You can program their personality, like whether you enjoy arguing or prefer agreeableness; or swearing or not swearing; and various other factors. You can look it up. I think it's called "real doll"

    • @carpathianken
      @carpathianken 8 місяців тому

      @@Brendawallingbear Money is no object in this case. There are just two stipulations the sex doll rep insisted on before the Dr. Grande doll is released.
      1. That the doll comes with an alliteration button function for when the doll talks.
      2. That it comes with realistic genitalia.

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 8 місяців тому +9

      @@Brendawallingbear Not really the point. It's still not a real human with real thoughts, feelings, and faults. It's avoiding real human connection.

  • @marykrueger6039
    @marykrueger6039 8 місяців тому

    Dr. G your videos have me in stitches. I can never be drinking anything when i watch/listen to your videos. Great job as always. RIP Kristen.

  • @datapa9an
    @datapa9an 8 місяців тому +9

    Your alliteration is so welcomed and cherished, the way you say things is just right.

    • @Force9Gale-dt4rh
      @Force9Gale-dt4rh 7 місяців тому +1

      He's a Master of Metaphor; an Avatar of Alliteration; a Professor of Puns.

  • @AprilGarcia-sm4bi
    @AprilGarcia-sm4bi 7 місяців тому

    I absolutely love your dry humor intermingled with your intelligent analysis. I thoroughly enjoy your channel, sir.

  • @lindaaitken7679
    @lindaaitken7679 8 місяців тому +33

    Apparently his mother also refused to hand over his late wife's ashes to her family.

  • @coorsqueen
    @coorsqueen 8 місяців тому +3

    “Bubble beauty” gave me the biggest belly laugh I’ve experienced in weeks. Thank you, Dr Grande!!

  • @chris55529
    @chris55529 8 місяців тому +20

    It took three years of watching the Doc's videos, but I am finally -- based solely on the *subtitle* -- at a genuine loss for words. I hope I can leverage this feeling into self-actualization or something...

    • @k_a_bizzle
      @k_a_bizzle 8 місяців тому +4

      It truly is a cautionary tale for the ages.

    • @AnonymousStrangeness
      @AnonymousStrangeness 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@k_a_bizzle - The kind of heart-warming story you can share with your grandchildren, to be cherished by future generations 😀👍

    • @k_a_bizzle
      @k_a_bizzle 8 місяців тому +2

      @@AnonymousStrangeness “Now, silicon was a revolutionary material, from computers, to manufacturing, and all the way to industrial lubrication. Unfortunately son, the history of silicon also has a darker side…”

  • @Vixen522
    @Vixen522 8 місяців тому +3

    Hot dang, 🔥 Dr. Todd's snark is EN FUEGO today!! 🔥 LOVE IT.

  • @Felbicky1
    @Felbicky1 8 місяців тому +67

    He used her life insurance to buy sex doll 😭😭
    Rip Kristen 💔

    • @kenw2225
      @kenw2225 8 місяців тому +1

      Better than having a new gf within a week. It wouldn't be judged if someone else had been the perpetrator. It would probably elicit empathy to be honest, if it had been a home invader or a car accident, or some other passing where he wasn't involved. Actually I'm certain he wouldn't be judged in one of those alternate timelines. He'd be seen as a loyal , traumatized, grieving husband. So that brings to question , are the dolls creepy to have? Depends on the situation, and it's subjective.

    • @BeatlesCentricUniverse
      @BeatlesCentricUniverse 8 місяців тому +24

      ​@kenw2225 Tell us you have a sex doll without telling us you have one😂

    • @alexf9381
      @alexf9381 8 місяців тому

      ​@@kenw2225Nah, bro. It's creepy. These people... uhh... 'finish' inside of a doll. That is creepy to the core. It also hints as to what they are looking for in a partner deep down inside. Someone who does not speak or talk back and is just there, remaining silent waiting to be used for sexual pleasure whenever the individual wants.

    • @limeallens6160
      @limeallens6160 8 місяців тому +1

      But but it breathed and wiggled and stuff like that

  • @FirstLastWinLose
    @FirstLastWinLose 4 місяці тому +1

    “He would often engage in a behaviour he described as ‘singing’”. My sides 😂

  • @ramblinmama
    @ramblinmama 8 місяців тому +54

    That book plug at the end tho! 👩🏼‍🍳💋

    • @jenn8179
      @jenn8179 8 місяців тому +7

      Not just for weirdos anymore! 😆😆😆

  • @sharonnevius
    @sharonnevius 8 місяців тому +1

    Your analysis of this topic was VERY informative! Also, hilarious!

  • @groverhateselmo
    @groverhateselmo 8 місяців тому +14

    When I saw the headline, I immediately hoped Dr G.s alliteration would focus on the silicon sweetheart and I was NOT DISAPPOINTED!😅

    • @adriel7229
      @adriel7229 8 місяців тому

      He outdid himself on this one!

  • @AdrienneJung.M
    @AdrienneJung.M 8 місяців тому +5

    Dr. Grande, your use of alliteration is masterful….were you a former English/literature major?

  • @mrparlanejxtra
    @mrparlanejxtra 8 місяців тому +32

    These people really are insane

  • @zagonzal
    @zagonzal 8 місяців тому +11

    Thanks for all the new and interesting contributions to Dr. Grande soundboard.

  • @peterblackmore7560
    @peterblackmore7560 8 місяців тому

    Your ability to reel off line after line of humour, keeping a straight face whilst talking about serious crimes is awesome. Well done.

  • @TheFeather1970
    @TheFeather1970 8 місяців тому +51

    "Not just for weirdos anymore" is going to be right up there next to "Trust me, it's safe" as my go-to selling points from now on. 😂

    • @cookie_dough_hangover
      @cookie_dough_hangover 8 місяців тому +1

      My coworker once said to me:"Eat it, I made it just for you, there's no poison in it". True story.

    • @TheFeather1970
      @TheFeather1970 8 місяців тому +1

      @@cookie_dough_hangover 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vickinoeske1154
    @vickinoeske1154 8 місяців тому +2

    One of your best Dr. Grande.❤😚🤣😂

  • @thecozyconstellation
    @thecozyconstellation 8 місяців тому +10

    amazing amount of alliterations!

  • @cuppycakey5013
    @cuppycakey5013 4 місяці тому +1

    😅 at the title with the text overlay about not being just for weirdos anymore! 😂
    He often engaged in a behavior he referred to as “singing”. Hahaha, you’re so witty! 😅

  • @Ratzfourtyfour
    @Ratzfourtyfour 8 місяців тому +16

    I think I've got now more information than I needed about rubbered roommates.

    • @limeallens6160
      @limeallens6160 8 місяців тому +1

      Ready to purchase now?😅😂

  • @DM-kl4em
    @DM-kl4em 4 місяці тому

    You have truly outdone yourself, Dr Grande. You always make excellent videos, but this one ALSO has a hilarious comment section to go with it.

  • @sda141
    @sda141 8 місяців тому +13

    These types of cases are my favorite dr G analysis’. No small children, really stupid defendants with strange bedroom habits. Not to mention the awesome alliterations abundantly ascribed ….i tried 😂

  • @Titanium_Cranium
    @Titanium_Cranium 8 місяців тому

    Great analysis and outstanding alliteration Dr. Grande. You've gained a new sub in Scotland.

  • @davidconnorsands
    @davidconnorsands 8 місяців тому +8

    Watching every single Doctor Grande video "NOT just for weirdos anymore!" 🎉

  • @joanmcdonald3176
    @joanmcdonald3176 8 місяців тому +1

    I knew by the title of this video that it would be humorous and I was not disappointed !!

  • @LúciaKitten
    @LúciaKitten 8 місяців тому +5

    Thank you, Dr. Grande, I always enjoy your analysis!!

  • @tamaraclaw
    @tamaraclaw 8 місяців тому +2

    The alliteration is awesome.

  • @ericwalstrand3512
    @ericwalstrand3512 8 місяців тому +93

    I think telling the police you like COD 9:03 and Minecraft while your wife lies dying is a pretty definitive indicator you shot her.
    I wonder if he could take the doll to prison with him.

    • @rayross997
      @rayross997 8 місяців тому +52

      I think he will become the doll in prison.

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt 8 місяців тому +6

      @@rayross997😂😂😂 damn

    • @Ingaforagingandgrowing
      @Ingaforagingandgrowing 8 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @freedomofspeech766
      @freedomofspeech766 8 місяців тому +6

      @@rayross997 🤣🤣🤣

    • @adotintheshark4848
      @adotintheshark4848 8 місяців тому +14

      he probably could take the doll with him but the other inmates would take it away in about two seconds.

  • @barb-jm7990
    @barb-jm7990 8 місяців тому +10

    "Exceedingly creepy" LOL. I was thinking he was a creepy loser, too, and that his wife was out of his league.

  • @reneecarter6702
    @reneecarter6702 8 місяців тому +6

    Heyyy a fresh vid 👌🏼 thank you Doc 🌵
    And that poor girl… gosh

  • @nanmattingly6402
    @nanmattingly6402 8 місяців тому +1

    "Silicone sweetheart" indeed!!! His mother suggested it? That explains a lot. Thanks Dr. Grande for bringing a laugh to my day, I get such a kick out of all your alliterative name calling, too funny.

  • @r.j.martin1818
    @r.j.martin1818 8 місяців тому +39

    Schools ought to teach those with room-temperature IQs to never get involved with crime.

    • @SirenaSpades
      @SirenaSpades 8 місяців тому +7

      That's what parents are for.

    • @AbeBSea
      @AbeBSea 8 місяців тому

      IQs are so silly

    • @ZFern9390
      @ZFern9390 8 місяців тому

      Never heard that expression until now 😂

    • @randomgrl33
      @randomgrl33 7 місяців тому

      There's So many manipulative self centered a$$holes in jail because that do have high iq's though. Grandiose enough to believe they will get away with it-
      Not this idiot...
      But let's point to Bundy

    • @charliechurch5004
      @charliechurch5004 4 місяці тому

      Schools don't need to teach morals that's for parents!!! Schools are government programing facilities.

  • @winnskeen6303
    @winnskeen6303 8 місяців тому +29

    The "silicone sweetheart" lol 😂 😂 😂

    • @garyw9164
      @garyw9164 8 місяців тому +4

      How did his mother know he wasn't using the doll for pleasure??
      Did she inspect it daily?? What a sick family.
      As a parent, I would NEVER publicly acknowledge knowing of a sex doll that a child of mine would even own. How utterly embarrassing.