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  • @jessattebery419
    @jessattebery419 2 роки тому +10125

    “You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin” has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

  • @dominorborg605
    @dominorborg605 4 роки тому +9015

    Catchphrases of the Episode:
    Bob: "It's coming back!"
    Wade: "First try!"
    Mark: "She's a wild one!

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 роки тому +31

      Idkw but your icon reminds me of the dog from stardew valley

    • @zomaimee2.056
      @zomaimee2.056 4 роки тому +14

      CrazyNoodles, it has similar styling! I can see it myself.

    • @chunta957
      @chunta957 4 роки тому +14

      @@JustAKomiFan that's the goat from the same game

    • @reesebeauchamp2455
      @reesebeauchamp2455 4 роки тому +41

      You forgot the collective "sensei"

    • @sansprobably
      @sansprobably 4 роки тому +12

      what about *BLUE*

  • @jamesstewart9937
    @jamesstewart9937 4 роки тому +6092

    Bob: knows what he's doing
    Wade: sets engine to full power
    Mark: a skilled engineer that makes spider cars

    • @AznPrzsn
      @AznPrzsn 4 роки тому +57

      He's obviously just a fan of Star Wars.

    • @Lewd-Tenant_Isan
      @Lewd-Tenant_Isan 4 роки тому +114

      Wades motto for buildings things should be: if it looks dumb but it works, it's not dumb

    • @elliefuller3667
      @elliefuller3667 4 роки тому +21

      @@sleepydog2382 Kinda true, he learned how to be an engineer but he has never done it on a large scale so he can’t be that skilled with it, just a matter of taking a different career path

    • @lardlover3730
      @lardlover3730 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @kgthdc2468
      @kgthdc2468 3 роки тому +8

      @@AznPrzsn I think he’s more a fan of Wild Wild West

  • @cookiesandcreme618
    @cookiesandcreme618 2 роки тому +9694

    Imagine calling for an Uber, waiting a few minutes, then hearing ominous thudding and slamming noises. You look over and see it, with Mark piloting while Bob and Wade hold on for dear life. As they approach at rapid speed, seconds away from trampling you, you hear Mark scream: "IT'S A WILD ONE!!!"

    • @min._.nolonger86
      @min._.nolonger86 2 роки тому +349

      i'm actually tearing up imagining this- I wanna be on that Uber so fucking bad now XD

    • @ideaammo3650
      @ideaammo3650 2 роки тому +81

      your comment deserves more likes

    • @cluelessnlonely6990
      @cluelessnlonely6990 2 роки тому +55

      Or what happened in the first challenge when they flipped

    • @TheLadyKatt
      @TheLadyKatt 2 роки тому +32

      This made me laugh

    • @pajlauj860
      @pajlauj860 2 роки тому +62

      Somebody ANIMATE THIS Lol

  • @NyanTheFurry
    @NyanTheFurry 4 роки тому +4507

    “YOU KISSED VICTORY ON THE LIPS BUT IT WAS YOUR COUSIN!”
    I died of laughter to this

  • @starwarsinfo5378
    @starwarsinfo5378 4 роки тому +4000

    I love how the red robot with the notebook is just taking notes like “interesting, interesting, very interesting”

    • @mcbutterbunny8509
      @mcbutterbunny8509 4 роки тому +77

      InTeReStInG iNtErEsTiNg

    • @Survivor-of-impossible-odds
      @Survivor-of-impossible-odds 4 роки тому +116

      He's writing all doing and is sending it to the insane asylum. Also writing a plea for help....

    • @conradlecroy5821
      @conradlecroy5821 4 роки тому +72

      You just check the notes and it just says “Yep, these guys are whack-a-doodles!” 😂

    • @Pyrokinetic333
      @Pyrokinetic333 4 роки тому +47

      Write that down! Write that down!

    • @childishgrimm9610
      @childishgrimm9610 4 роки тому +8

      Like the cat from Star vs Evil "Interesting"

  • @jaybou007
    @jaybou007 3 роки тому +5416

    Mark's engineering teacher: "I...I do not understand the blueprints you presented in your essay."
    Mark: "SSSSSPINDLY LOOOONG!"

    • @MrBlack-zt9qr
      @MrBlack-zt9qr 3 роки тому +175

      LOOONNGGG AND SPINDLY.

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 2 роки тому +132

      SSSSPINNNDLYY LOOOOONG

    • @calliesta
      @calliesta 2 роки тому +38

      @@yellobanana6456 Your pfp is perfect for this comment

    • @djwilson1993
      @djwilson1993 2 роки тому +45

      “Have you considered… long spindly?”
      “This is why you’re on UA-cam.”

    • @zeusthefox1585
      @zeusthefox1585 2 роки тому +46

      SHE'S A WILD ONE!!

  • @noxnox-e9s
    @noxnox-e9s 2 роки тому +3983

    Bob: “We’re getting there!”
    The Car: *screams in vehicle agony and convulses*
    Bob: *”We’re communicating!”*

  • @DarkShadoan
    @DarkShadoan 4 роки тому +7605

    Bob's laughter is the most infectious thing ever. He starts laughing and I do too.

    • @goregasm972
      @goregasm972 4 роки тому +63

      I agree I love Bob's laugh xD

    • @couldnt-be-me
      @couldnt-be-me 4 роки тому +21

      Watch skate 2 the first episode

    • @thearchmagiste
      @thearchmagiste 4 роки тому +92

      That’s why I frickin love Bob the most out of the group, Mark and Wade are fabulous on their own, but Bob just brings a group together.

    • @OmegaWolf-no8rt
      @OmegaWolf-no8rt 4 роки тому +43

      @@thearchmagiste I agree I can't imagine the group without Bob

    • @skybagel9158
      @skybagel9158 4 роки тому +35

      It’s the damn wheeze

  • @theonewholost1859
    @theonewholost1859 4 роки тому +4441

    "There is no God here..." - Bob, in response to the birth of the Wild One.

  • @peebledeeble
    @peebledeeble 3 роки тому +7700

    this video is just an anomaly. i’ve never laughed so fucking hard, i come back every few weeks just for the pure serotonin. the editing, mark’s himbo behavior, the nonsensical sound effects, bob’s casual comedic genius, wade’s weaponized ignorance, it’s just *chef kiss*

    • @hackymchackerman
      @hackymchackerman 3 роки тому +244

      Mark's Himbo Energy is an everlasting constant in this world

    • @gingechicken7394
      @gingechicken7394 3 роки тому +135

      @@hackymchackerman part of why I like him so much, he always makes me feel welcome and safe (hard to describe) when I'm having a bad mental day

    • @hackymchackerman
      @hackymchackerman 3 роки тому +101

      @@gingechicken7394 nah i absolutely get it! marks videos (esp with bob and wade) aways cheer me up. i default to their playlists when im feeling upsetti spaghetti

    • @Directfire123
      @Directfire123 3 роки тому +29

      35:19 just watch

    • @maxwellstandley8815
      @maxwellstandley8815 3 роки тому +18

      @@Directfire123 thank you for the best time stamp

  • @riccardopetrina4212
    @riccardopetrina4212 2 роки тому +3265

    that "now reverse" at 33:42 and the subsequent crash is perfect timing. It is really the funniest part of the entire video.

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 2 роки тому +67

      It almost killed Mark

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 Рік тому +32

      ​@@demonprincess9680it almost killed me. I am crying rn

    • @charadreemurr20XX
      @charadreemurr20XX Рік тому

      @@cumcumcum148Same-

    • @leqhxx
      @leqhxx 11 місяців тому +26

      It’s the sudden speed of the crash that gets me 😭😭😭

    • @HikariSings
      @HikariSings 7 місяців тому +1

      I disagree on the funniest part, the "Here we go" *crash* is up there

  • @a2x._ron
    @a2x._ron 4 роки тому +7549

    I love how the words "it's coming back" and "shes a wild one" pretty much summarize the entire video😂

  • @teslacoil5378
    @teslacoil5378 3 роки тому +4500

    Y'know, I absolutely love the dynamic between Mark, Bob and Wade. If this awesome trio has ever taught me anything, it's that you should always find friends that treat you like this. Friends that you can just banter with carelessly and just have one hell of a good time. It's so great to see, honestly, and because the chemistry between the three is so great, it's contagious and addictive to watch. I love it so much.

  • @acehodge4902
    @acehodge4902 3 роки тому +4524

    34:07
    Bob: *makes a minor change that really shouldn't do anything then mounts the horsecar*
    Bob: *fucking flies*

    • @demonmaster666
      @demonmaster666 2 роки тому +124

      HIYAH!!! *ascends*

    • @CooledJets
      @CooledJets 2 роки тому +137

      He went from spindly long to vertical helicopter

    • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
      @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 2 роки тому +80

      Welcome to engineering.

    • @celebisme2114
      @celebisme2114 2 роки тому +25

      @@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 why i love it form one extreme to the next with minimal changes

    • @jotarocujoh8702
      @jotarocujoh8702 2 роки тому +4

      And the clock has started!

  • @cathie_486
    @cathie_486 2 роки тому +1450

    i can see why 31:36 is the most reviewed part of the video it's such a beautiful creation, everyone wants to see her

    • @bluiciousalt7804
      @bluiciousalt7804 Рік тому

      Lol you did t even bother to change your name. What a lazy scammer.

    • @Kuromi.--.
      @Kuromi.--. Рік тому +73

      I love how I knew what you were talking about just by "her"

    • @voxelvoxel
      @voxelvoxel Рік тому +82

      @@Kuromi.--. She's a wild one

    • @Booboo88e
      @Booboo88e Рік тому +28

      ​@paulinasunday6512she's a wild one

    • @dragosrandomstuff9261
      @dragosrandomstuff9261 Рік тому +22

      Be warned, though…she’s quite a wild one

  • @cams.o
    @cams.o 4 роки тому +21013

    Lets all just take a moment to appreciate Lixian’s editing

    • @jayoctopus8832
      @jayoctopus8832 4 роки тому +479

      Wait doesn’t everyone do all the time? Who is the person who is not doing that?

    • @themadman6310
      @themadman6310 4 роки тому +23

      Jus skip ass go big

    • @julian5508
      @julian5508 4 роки тому +175

      We should always appreciate hi editing because it just adds that bit of just happiness.😃

    • @julian5508
      @julian5508 4 роки тому +17

      His

    • @michaeld.4581
      @michaeld.4581 4 роки тому +72

      Lixi is the best person alive ngl

  • @BB-TheCandleFairy
    @BB-TheCandleFairy 4 роки тому +1609

    Me: goes grocery shopping
    That one wheel on the shopping cart: 10:06

    • @MansTooLit
      @MansTooLit 4 роки тому +16

      BB ? I didn't even look at the video I knew exactly which part 😂

    • @jackofsometrades9208
      @jackofsometrades9208 4 роки тому +1

      Mans Too Lit
      Same

    • @BB-TheCandleFairy
      @BB-TheCandleFairy 4 роки тому +4

      Mythical Batman : sorry, I didn’t know someone else had commented this. I’ll double check next time before I comment.

    • @terminatortr06
      @terminatortr06 4 роки тому +2

      @Mythical Batman i’m sorry but who fucking cares it’s stolen?

    • @Butterfly-uv5ye
      @Butterfly-uv5ye 3 роки тому

      So true

  • @ravenwashere1776
    @ravenwashere1776 4 роки тому +2646

    30:48 My man just reinvented the horse lmao

    • @epix5385
      @epix5385 3 роки тому +110

      SPINDLY LONG

    • @brickwallgoalie4762
      @brickwallgoalie4762 3 роки тому +47

      ive never laughed this hard in my life. im litterialy going to fricking die

    • @SmolBoi_
      @SmolBoi_ 3 роки тому +13

      I died
      and im never comming back
      ( Death because of laughter )

    • @SmolBoi_
      @SmolBoi_ 3 роки тому +6

      im going to die if i watch any more

    • @shradicle8576
      @shradicle8576 3 роки тому +3

      I remember when I first saw this 10 months ago.

  • @מלכהגרין
    @מלכהגרין 2 роки тому +1884

    bob: the mastermind
    wade: the confused kid
    mark: the crazy teacher

    • @Rainok
      @Rainok 2 роки тому +20

      Wade's the class clown

    • @shadowfoxperson9735
      @shadowfoxperson9735 Рік тому +14

      Yeah pretty much. Mark's always the crazy teacher.

    • @Whitemare_Blob
      @Whitemare_Blob Рік тому +9

      Goes from 'sensei' to 'dadday' like why Mark- 😭😂

    • @Whitemare_Blob
      @Whitemare_Blob Рік тому +7

      ​@@shadowfoxperson9735Mark's always the crazy *something,* whether it be teacher, friend, leader, you name it 😂

    • @xavierforsyth7350
      @xavierforsyth7350 Рік тому

      Lol bob is not the master

  • @conch.7232
    @conch.7232 4 роки тому +4388

    They have had some good laughs but damn, they haven’t had one like this is a while.

    • @ratedsforsisters2717
      @ratedsforsisters2717 4 роки тому +69

      Hello fellow Annus

    • @hat6085
      @hat6085 4 роки тому +21

      I was just thinking that

    • @Mokeytony
      @Mokeytony 4 роки тому +8

      @@ratedsforsisters2717 WTF

    • @ssonnie4705
      @ssonnie4705 4 роки тому +21

      Brother
      We unite

    • @NobuNobuSimp
      @NobuNobuSimp 4 роки тому +10

      @@Mokeytony Yeah go check out Mark and Ethan's channel Unus Annus. That's their logo.

  • @chenstormstout9456
    @chenstormstout9456 3 роки тому +3007

    Oh my god 33:47 was some Wile E. Coyote shit. The way he said “reverse!” And it just violently threw itself to one side. I couldn’t breathe! XD

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos 4 роки тому +358

    "You kissed victory on the lips but it was your cousin!" Is the best thing to have ever come out of Bob's mouth.

  • @Hyskaris
    @Hyskaris 2 роки тому +523

    33:42 was single handedly the funniest thing in this whole video to me. Lixian did such a good job with this entire masterpiece, but there's just no editing that can make that moment any more hilarious than it already is

  • @spidey1100
    @spidey1100 3 роки тому +3373

    Mark: "Now... Reverse!"
    *Thud*
    Comedic genius.

    • @mysticmind4563
      @mysticmind4563 3 роки тому +49

      Now THAT was the part that almost made died of laughter.

    • @mhndgamingking
      @mhndgamingking 3 роки тому +4

      At what time?

    • @itsthecrayon4065
      @itsthecrayon4065 3 роки тому +36

      @@mhndgamingking
      33:42
      It's my absolute favourite part, gets me in stitches every time! :

    • @Dpm_2005
      @Dpm_2005 3 роки тому +2

      I did laugh a lot, ngl.

    • @multisplace3783
      @multisplace3783 3 роки тому +2

      "I'm up here, and now I'm down here."

  • @oceanman7176
    @oceanman7176 3 роки тому +2700

    33:46 i love how it doesn’t just fall, it full on slams into the ground

  • @heartofonyx9763
    @heartofonyx9763 3 роки тому +2626

    32:30
    Easily one of my favorite moments. The way bob says “She’s a wild one, you said it yerself,” coupled with Mark stumbling over his words while trying to come up with a witty remark, only to end up laughing harder, realizing the joke can’t get funnier, is just fucking amazing.

    • @josephmckenzie143
      @josephmckenzie143 2 роки тому +37

      Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE!!
      Seconds later: "Hey how's your day?" "Oh you know, I'm underground."

    • @josephmckenzie2832
      @josephmckenzie2832 2 роки тому +8

      1:37 Bob casually: how's this bad boy he seems woops.
      XD

    • @EmceeCh4p
      @EmceeCh4p 2 роки тому +6

      Followed shortly by "Okay, now reverse".......SLAM

  • @ood_newt8626
    @ood_newt8626 2 роки тому +656

    25:10, Bob: "I'll show you how you're supposed to do it"
    The car: *breaks into 3*

  • @ruthlynam7380
    @ruthlynam7380 4 роки тому +2849

    i love how mark instinctively started twirling a non-existant villain mustache when wade discovered his sabotage
    29:40

  • @cooldude2722
    @cooldude2722 4 роки тому +11408

    Y'know, I'm starting to think Mark _couldn't_ have been an engineer.
    EDIT: Wow, 135 objections, huh? I suppose I shall concede, then; he probably could have gotten that degree.

    • @animmons
      @animmons 4 роки тому +83

      Same

    • @to_4361
      @to_4361 4 роки тому +361

      Now why would you think that

    • @lyrabonlovesu3688
      @lyrabonlovesu3688 4 роки тому +384

      He could have...
      I think he dropped out before he got the paper document thing that solidifies his knowledge and it went out the window

    • @latelattes
      @latelattes 4 роки тому +66

      didnt he go to school for engineering but dropped out??

    • @vhrane7360
      @vhrane7360 4 роки тому +50

      this has been one of my favorite comments ever 😹 thank you for making this day even better🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤

  • @smilemore7431
    @smilemore7431 4 роки тому +338

    Big Wade energy is my new favorite thing.
    Definition: when something seems stupid but it works anyways, it’s got big Wade energy.

    • @icey3x826
      @icey3x826 4 роки тому +32

      So mission failed successfully

    • @BamesNondHavingStronk
      @BamesNondHavingStronk 4 роки тому +19

      @@icey3x826 well yes but actually yes

    • @SmallShibaSSS
      @SmallShibaSSS 4 роки тому +12

      Mission failed. Respect+

    • @SlateofGranite
      @SlateofGranite 4 роки тому +1

      so what you're saying is.........Big Wade energy is just WAAAGH!!! energy? Is Wade secretly a purple ork?

    • @SirBeekers
      @SirBeekers 4 роки тому +1

      Is it gonna work? Well, no but actually yes.

  • @Traceywacey117
    @Traceywacey117 Рік тому +149

    33:15 has to be my favorite part, the absolute pain in Mark’s voice when he says “ow it keeps hitting me”

  • @kittttykats
    @kittttykats 4 роки тому +983

    Mark: “I’ve studied engineering”
    Bob: “the bearing connects those blocks together that’s how you do steering, that’s what the steering is so now if connect those bearings to the steering wheel it’ll just power them”
    Mark: :0

    • @KharonDeLune_vtb
      @KharonDeLune_vtb 4 роки тому +30

      Biomechanical engineering.
      More of the 'unholy heathen GMO scorpion-cabbage' than building mechs.

    • @lukewarmfishwater
      @lukewarmfishwater 4 роки тому +2

      wait when was that lmao

    • @crysheart
      @crysheart 4 роки тому +33

      @@KharonDeLune_vtb this explains his spidery designs

    • @fadelaltars3327
      @fadelaltars3327 4 роки тому +2

      Be

    • @RainbowSheltie
      @RainbowSheltie 4 роки тому +4

      Kaitlyn Smith It’s probably just been a horrendously long time since he studied civil engineering (which he studied for before he switched to biomedical engineering). I think in this particular part your talking about, he just wasn’t sure what those bearings did, since there was one for the tires already. But, IRL, vehicles usually contain more parts in general... and we all know he wasn’t paying any attention to anything but farming in the main game. XD

  • @amandawaldolol
    @amandawaldolol 4 роки тому +1778

    Mark's kid goes to friend's house and they just hear him yell:
    YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE SEAT BELTS! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SEAT BELTS? YOU NEED SEAT BELTS!!!!
    and the friend immediately rethinks their life

  • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
    @unofficialsliceofbread6461 4 роки тому +1115

    31:30
    "If your creation fails to work as intended, lets just call it art"
    - Scrap Mechanic loading tips

    • @elektrasupernor2116
      @elektrasupernor2116 4 роки тому +20

      Art is an understatement for that beauty lmao-

    • @quickishq9642
      @quickishq9642 4 роки тому +13

      I think it worked EXACTLY as intended if you ask me

  • @Silverflame-1
    @Silverflame-1 2 роки тому +181

    30:30 "long spindly, spindly long" "My genius knows no bounds, it knows NO bounds"

  • @Freeman2102
    @Freeman2102 4 роки тому +697

    "she's a wild one" had me crying and laughing like I haven't in a while. I know it wasn't their intention but I am hurting.

    • @Newt1981
      @Newt1981 4 роки тому +6

      I was crying laughing too, it's been a bit since a video has had me laughing this hard! And that's for sure their intention! They want us to laugh and enjoy their content :) Glad you enjoyed it too!

    • @aubreydaldridge
      @aubreydaldridge 4 роки тому +8

      I'm crying watching the legs go back and forth on its side 😂😂😂

    • @gamingmonkey0549
      @gamingmonkey0549 4 роки тому +3

      No lie I nearly sh!t myself

    • @nopejustnope
      @nopejustnope 4 роки тому +3

      It's coming back

    • @madness7900
      @madness7900 4 роки тому

      same here xDDD

  • @badartcentral5078
    @badartcentral5078 4 роки тому +547

    “Wait she’s coming around” and “she’s a wild one” had me cry laughing

  • @aliciaashworth979
    @aliciaashworth979 3 роки тому +2719

    Wade: “It’s coming back, it’s coming back”
    Also wade: flies into the abyss

    • @van2033
      @van2033 2 роки тому +27

      Don't worry bro it's gonna come back

    • @Egg-ld8gl
      @Egg-ld8gl Місяць тому +1

      @@van2033 any year now it's coming back

  • @SlickViper
    @SlickViper 2 роки тому +306

    31:34 i don't know what's funnier: them laughing or what they're laughing at

  • @thedingboat5827
    @thedingboat5827 3 роки тому +1024

    16:51 + 30:50
    Bob and Wade: This won’t work.
    Mark: “The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.”

  • @gryphon-
    @gryphon- 4 роки тому +876

    “Something seems to be missing from the car”
    A toilet seat obviously

  • @rocketracoon709
    @rocketracoon709 4 роки тому +157

    At 33:44 when Mark goes "now, reverse" and Wade just fucks it and hits the ground feels like the game equivalent of Doofenshmirtz and his army of robots with self destruct buttons on the feet, then him going "aaaand, march!" and them all immediately exploding

    • @perkum1144
      @perkum1144 4 роки тому +2

      Ok it's funny you thought Wade was the one who screwed it up and you know what I thought so too at first

  • @egorex1834
    @egorex1834 Рік тому +649

    5:00 Mark refuses to believe game physics.
    20:39 Mark is offended by his own creation.
    25:30 Mark refuses to believe game physics part2
    30:35 Mark makes his GENIUS creation.

  • @zero4391
    @zero4391 4 роки тому +434

    “You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!” I am deceased!

  • @GageisME333
    @GageisME333 4 роки тому +669

    34:07 bob: “hiiyah”
    Mark’s monstrosity: “i must go, my people need m-... never mind”

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 4 роки тому +770

    I didn’t know machines were alive, but when Mark said “reverse” I saw his creation die.

    • @daphnehill68
      @daphnehill68 4 роки тому +10

      You mean be born?

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 роки тому +23

      fang the editor fox
      33:46
      I think it’s dead

  • @BluKins9
    @BluKins9 2 роки тому +284

    I love how Bob is nice enough to tell mark and Wade how the game works.
    You don’t get that often when you load into a game with infants and the only information you get is “fix it, loser”

  • @aurochtamer
    @aurochtamer 4 роки тому +1136

    Mark: "I studied to be an engineer."
    Also Mark: Recreates Qwop in Scrap Mechanic

    • @nugget1685
      @nugget1685 4 роки тому +9

      Good one lol.

    • @silverhawk6748
      @silverhawk6748 4 роки тому +37

      I think that is the best example of an great engineer being able to create one of the most frustrating movement systems in a not so frustrating game

    • @Fire-Manz
      @Fire-Manz 4 роки тому +4

      I can't breathe! HAHAHAHA!

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +2

      Lol that's a great description.

  • @Linlinstellaluna
    @Linlinstellaluna 4 роки тому +1194

    "Are you offended by the tallness of your own creation" is probably my favorite Bob comeback ever. 20:37

    • @Cassiush17
      @Cassiush17 4 роки тому +13

      Also how he makes a fucking giraffe🤣🤣🤣

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +13

      @@Cassiush17 you can't just forget about Gandalf the bald

    • @aurorawood5415
      @aurorawood5415 4 роки тому +1

      Bob's laughter is the most infectious thing ever. He starts laughing and I do too.

  • @estellestars2577
    @estellestars2577 4 роки тому +367

    Everyone else: Makes cars that work Mark: Makes a spider horse

  • @athickie
    @athickie 2 роки тому +172

    37:41 Mark yelling blue to activate the strip omfg my side pls 😭😭

  • @jaybou007
    @jaybou007 4 роки тому +760

    33:43
    Mark: "Okay! Now, reverse!"
    *Bob faceplants into Oblivion*

    • @shadophaxx2401
      @shadophaxx2401 4 роки тому +26

      Bob: puts car in reverse
      The fabric of reality: mr Stark I don’t feel so good

  • @whentheisthewhen5001
    @whentheisthewhen5001 4 роки тому +796

    plot twist:
    the title was a warning and we will laugh to death with them at that timestamp

  • @kozekyto
    @kozekyto 4 роки тому +3795

    I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years.

  • @JordonLeBlanc
    @JordonLeBlanc 2 роки тому +613

    i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe and gave myself a headache, i haven't laughed this hard in forever! thank you boys

    • @stormscout0995
      @stormscout0995 Рік тому +8

      My sides started hurting I laughed so hard

    • @Whitemare_Blob
      @Whitemare_Blob Рік тому +6

      Now imagine this video, but with one more certain Irish guy who's definitely smart enough, but dumb on purpose to make it funny 😂😂😂😂 (talking abt Jacksepticeye)

    • @JordonLeBlanc
      @JordonLeBlanc Рік тому +4

      @@Whitemare_Blob I knew exactly who you were talking about🥰🤣

  • @ricobrack1304
    @ricobrack1304 3 роки тому +998

    "Turn the jets in you sociopath" a moment later "thank you for turn the jets on I'm sorry I called you a sociopath" the 2 different tones in his voice killed me

    • @KiwiBubbles
      @KiwiBubbles 2 роки тому +21

      WHY did I have to scroll this far down to find a comment on this quote?! It is literally a crime that this comment doesn't have a million times more likes.

    • @TerribleVA
      @TerribleVA Рік тому +14

      The biggest crime that this comment has done, is the fact there's no time stamp

    • @TerribleVA
      @TerribleVA Рік тому +6

      @Alfred Chad-man-dude thank you

    • @minatoson5788
      @minatoson5788 7 місяців тому +4

      47:02

  • @authorlacey
    @authorlacey 4 роки тому +431

    "You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!"
    -- Bob 2020

    • @amxterxsu138
      @amxterxsu138 4 роки тому +1

      Can I get a timestamp please-

    • @TzAeRlDdIaSFAN247
      @TzAeRlDdIaSFAN247 4 роки тому

      @@amxterxsu138 44:43
      But you'll want to rewind about 15-30 Seconds before to catch the whole scene 😂

  • @shinstar4269
    @shinstar4269 4 роки тому +1437

    There are 2 kind of people watching this video:
    - The ones skipping to 30:50 to see if the title of the video is true
    -The ones that watch the whole video waiting to arrive to 30:50 and see if the title is true

    • @schizophrenicmelancholy2706
      @schizophrenicmelancholy2706 4 роки тому +38

      Then there is me, previewing the 1st 30 seconds and then start from the beginning just to have something to look forward to.

    • @tommypham5299
      @tommypham5299 4 роки тому +37

      Then there’s me who watched the stream before all this happened

    • @leo3983
      @leo3983 4 роки тому +22

      And then there’s me, who isn’t watching the video, but is just scrolling through the comments

    • @ingramcomputers2649
      @ingramcomputers2649 4 роки тому +2

      I just play half life I don't even know what a napkin story is

    • @lostline4007
      @lostline4007 4 роки тому +4

      I'm the second. Becuase of that I am double dead. I was in the grave before, and this video killed me again. Someone please expain how this is possible. please

  • @moonpen_
    @moonpen_ 2 роки тому +67

    God the spider robot bit is one of the best these three have done, love that all three contributed. Mark made the monstrosity, Bob improved it and Wade made it for all to share

  • @dirtiestdan123
    @dirtiestdan123 3 роки тому +1268

    it makes me terribly sad that he never went back to this game

    • @tigerlily2816
      @tigerlily2816 3 роки тому +70

      Yea. It would’ve been hilarious should we start a petition to revive this game?

    • @oliviamoore5119
      @oliviamoore5119 3 роки тому +58

      Bold of you to assume we have any day over what he does lmao

    • @whocares8567
      @whocares8567 3 роки тому +5

      @@oliviamoore5119 true sadge

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 3 роки тому +40

      I don't think it would or could ever live up to this.
      It just couldn't. Let's be honest.
      It ended on an amazing note, and that's okay.

    • @matthewtambunan7827
      @matthewtambunan7827 3 роки тому +3

      @@DesolateLavender scrapman

  • @firecruher374
    @firecruher374 4 роки тому +586

    The entirety of the 33:00 part, i was like
    "Imagine having a horse, and one day it just does this"
    I made myself laugh so fricking hard

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 роки тому +17

      Well it would be a wild one

    • @TronicSSJ07
      @TronicSSJ07 8 місяців тому

      It’s legs just rapidly move in 360 degrees. 💀

  • @kairus6327
    @kairus6327 4 роки тому +509

    HAHAHA
    *Other UA-camrs cry and be serious playing The Last of Us 2
    Mark: WE NEED SEATBELTS FOR TOILETS! *Dying of laughter making a dog like vehicle 😂

    • @itsphoenix2721
      @itsphoenix2721 4 роки тому +6

      Correction, spider dog like vehicle

    • @ianputman1042
      @ianputman1042 4 роки тому +15

      Lol I do wish he would play the last of us 2 tho

    • @thetruedarksoul168
      @thetruedarksoul168 4 роки тому +2

      Ian Putman game is bad

    • @isham251
      @isham251 4 роки тому

      Mark will get there soon the soup delivery is comin hot and spicy😂

    • @kairus6327
      @kairus6327 4 роки тому

      @@itsphoenix2721 aaah YES Spider like vehicle 😂

  • @gub4984
    @gub4984 2 роки тому +629

    Mark, Bob, and Wade are the BEST trio i have ever seen🤣

    • @mkingl25
      @mkingl25 5 місяців тому +1

      Better than Jordan, Shaq, and KD

    • @Rougelike_enjoyer
      @Rougelike_enjoyer 5 місяців тому +4

      These guys should make a podcast

    • @mkingl25
      @mkingl25 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Rougelike_enjoyer woah it should be named like “focusable” or something!

    • @Bygotn
      @Bygotn 4 місяці тому +1

      lol distractible is a sight to behold

    • @mkingl25
      @mkingl25 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Bygotn well it was an Audio podcast until like a year and a half ago so most of the beholding was for the banger audio only episodes (illegal advice was funny and others ofc. fnaf tierlist and other ones I haven’t listened for about 2 months lol cuz it’s summer)

  • @crispywilliams7438
    @crispywilliams7438 4 роки тому +454

    Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE
    Our lungs: haha we don't exist ... Lmao I almost puked my cake on the floor after Bob fell trying to steer that wild steed lmao

    • @xLuis89x
      @xLuis89x 4 роки тому +6

      Hahhahah for real this video was amazingly hilarious, it was a great relief for the stressfull day I had today, altho I almost chocked from laughing so much

    • @Blackwolf-ou6nf
      @Blackwolf-ou6nf 4 роки тому +1

      I almost spit tea and choked on it at the same time during the wild one scene

    • @xxrorivivianxx3862
      @xxrorivivianxx3862 4 роки тому +1

      I legit starting drinking my bottled water and all of a sudden. Mark & Bob: Its coming back, don't worry it will come around. All: woahjawoaiwoa
      Bob: Can we get a RESET?

    • @epicdarkvving6463
      @epicdarkvving6463 4 роки тому

      i was drinking siera mist and it came out through my nose

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 4 роки тому +517

    You'd think that studying to be an engineer would steer Mark away from making everything extremely narrow and tall, but no.

    • @lyrabonlovesu3688
      @lyrabonlovesu3688 4 роки тому +8

      But maybe

    • @yobressik
      @yobressik 4 роки тому +28

      I thought of this reading your comment.
      “Here lies a toppled god.
      His fall was not a small one.
      We did but build his pedestal,
      A narrow and a tall one.”
      ― Frank Herbert, Dune Messiah

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 4 роки тому +5

      don't worry; he prolly made everything a spindly spider in college, too xD

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 4 роки тому +4

      That fucking pun.

    • @nerdgirl1012
      @nerdgirl1012 4 роки тому

      I think it encourages him

  • @bluetube767
    @bluetube767 4 роки тому +981

    Marks comments on poly bridge: this is the closest engineering mark will ever get
    Mark:are you sure about that

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes 4 роки тому +22

      After 30:50: Yeah, we're sure.

    • @torgover-l1n
      @torgover-l1n 4 роки тому +2

      "She's coming around..."

  • @veljkostejic9866
    @veljkostejic9866 2 роки тому +39

    32:12 markiplier: makes a creative thing that doesn't work
    the machine next to him:write that down, write that down

  • @Cub360
    @Cub360 3 роки тому +1287

    Wade: “This can’t possibly take us backwards again”
    Mark: ...
    Bob: ...
    Wade: “It took it us backwards again”

  • @diegamer2325
    @diegamer2325 3 роки тому +2302

    9:30 wade laughed like he was failing pac-man

    • @CutYourBangs9
      @CutYourBangs9 2 роки тому +99

      Underrated asf comment

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 2 роки тому +82

      I'm dead. You've won this battle, sir.

    • @basilleaves4320
      @basilleaves4320 2 роки тому +47

      100% underrated comment. Almost choked laughing

    • @SuperNickoHarris
      @SuperNickoHarris 2 роки тому +19

      its funny because its true 😂😂😂

    • @jackmahoney5652
      @jackmahoney5652 2 роки тому +27

      STICK- STICK THE LANDING! STICK IT! S- STICK THE LANDING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

  • @Rithemofthenight
    @Rithemofthenight 4 роки тому +431

    This game seems complicated,but Marks big brain handles it.

  • @minatoson5788
    @minatoson5788 2 роки тому +180

    15:24 is when you are half asleep doing something and then looking at it later.

  • @ps7678
    @ps7678 4 роки тому +230

    I like the fact that at 32:05 his "contraption" falls over, the challenge bot is silently making notes right next to him.

  • @kateadams2709
    @kateadams2709 3 роки тому +278

    Bob's " *HyyyAA* " at 34:07 absolutely sends me to the nether realm every single time

  • @itirv123
    @itirv123 4 роки тому +610

    Mark be like “do not question the *ELEVATED* one”

    • @zhouan786
      @zhouan786 4 роки тому +18

      "I see no god up here other than *ME*"

    • @NijiHoloFan
      @NijiHoloFan 4 роки тому +3

      fun fact: im also 5'9" and i too feel short
      EDIT: this is in relation to the *ELEVATED* one

    • @TavernBard1321
      @TavernBard1321 4 роки тому +1

      @@NijiHoloFan your 11 inch ahead of me

    • @snarkdragon
      @snarkdragon 4 роки тому +1

      As in the Irken Empire, do not question your TALLEST!

  • @anthonychristy9239
    @anthonychristy9239 Рік тому +28

    Years later, and this is still my favorite video of our beloved Trio... I laugh almost as hard as they do. It always brings smiles to my face.

  • @bearcubsartthings
    @bearcubsartthings 3 роки тому +1416

    *"tURn ThE jETs oN YoU sOCiOPaTH!"*
    - Bob 2020

  • @johnnydeer4839
    @johnnydeer4839 4 роки тому +457

    15:42 that laughing spongebob in representing Bobs wheezy lol is the funniest shit. Even later when Mark births the Wild One. I firmly believe Bob is the funniest overall.

  • @heartu880
    @heartu880 4 роки тому +531

    Wade:This can't possibly take us backwards again.
    The vehicle: aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?

  • @tippaterrius6214
    @tippaterrius6214 2 роки тому +199

    mark: goes to engineering school
    also mark: creates a 5-minute crafts level IQ and humor level destroyer destroyer with a toilet wood and some motors

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 роки тому +789

    "Now, reverse..."
    **wade gets decapitated**

  • @Thechaosmaster1997
    @Thechaosmaster1997 3 роки тому +843

    Mark on his own is a genius. With Wade and Bob, all his smarts go driving off into Loony Tune Land, and it's funny as hell.
    Bob: I know what I'm doing.
    Wade: Will this work?
    Mark: Must make spidercar.

    • @Jellybeanthecat743
      @Jellybeanthecat743 2 роки тому +10

      This is easily the funniest comment on this entire video.

    • @Rainok
      @Rainok 2 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

    • @Whitemare_Blob
      @Whitemare_Blob Рік тому +1

      Really, Mark is just trying to make a car fit for spiderman 😂😂😂 he's trying to get into the MCU (marvel cinematic universe) 😂😂😂

  • @elusivegamergirl
    @elusivegamergirl 4 роки тому +249

    "This is the greeeaaaaaatest plaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!"

    • @dennygraham6640
      @dennygraham6640 4 роки тому +3

      I love the reference that you made

    • @djwilson1993
      @djwilson1993 4 роки тому +3

      If only Charles was available for this

  • @Toast_Sandwich
    @Toast_Sandwich 2 роки тому +159

    28:57 and there we have it.
    *It was Mark’s joke first, WADE*

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 4 роки тому +314

    Key phrase for failure: "She's a wild one!"

  • @lunarmoon7636
    @lunarmoon7636 4 роки тому +218

    41:04 edits like these are the reason i get happy when i see "EDITED BY LIXIAN" in the description

    • @zacsbrebac8298
      @zacsbrebac8298 4 роки тому +13

      Lixian's use of sound effects is amazing and his smash cuts are so great and I am so happy we get to witness his work. I just tweeted at him to compliment his work on this video.

  • @thegongoozler5920
    @thegongoozler5920 4 роки тому +718

    Mark, talking about how to fix an engine and why this doesn’t make sense: “I went to engineering school!”
    Me: *flashbacks to AHWM car path*

  • @josephmckenzie143
    @josephmckenzie143 2 роки тому +70

    Mark: I was in engineering.
    Also Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE!

    • @Jeferic
      @Jeferic 6 місяців тому

      Hello old account

  • @Monkey_XDD
    @Monkey_XDD 4 роки тому +1675

    10:58
    "Sensei, forgive me!"
    " *No.* "
    I like how nothing was added more to that.

  • @jerichomartin254
    @jerichomartin254 4 роки тому +140

    Bob: It's *Working*
    *MOMENTS* *BEFORE* *DISASTER*

    • @RandmAnimal
      @RandmAnimal 4 роки тому +4

      last words before disaster

  • @itsvee7828
    @itsvee7828 4 роки тому +192

    I was there for the livestream laughing like crazy, but Lixian's editing had me crying and choking on food 😂

    • @itsphoenix2721
      @itsphoenix2721 4 роки тому +5

      Dude I had to re swallow the same mouthful of water because every moment after 30:50 had me choking it up over and over again

    • @epiclybeautiful
      @epiclybeautiful 4 роки тому +5

      For me its the sound effects like I'm fucking wheezing

    • @itsvee7828
      @itsvee7828 4 роки тому +2

      @@epiclybeautiful yes exactly 😂

    • @gothempress
      @gothempress 4 роки тому +1

      I literally had to run for the bathroom because I was laughing so hard I was starting to pee. I didn't even KNOW I could gazelle run until today years old!!!!

  • @watercannonscollaboration2281
    @watercannonscollaboration2281 Рік тому +28

    11:39 Mark: “Sensei, not daddy”
    Also Mark in less than 40 seconds: “please please, call me daddy”

    • @sleepy-ego
      @sleepy-ego 10 місяців тому

      i think it’s specifically “daddei” like a mix of the two

  • @andrewmaynard2607
    @andrewmaynard2607 4 роки тому +301

    “It was me the whole time.” That’s a nice reference to a prop hunt episode

  • @ceebee2
    @ceebee2 4 роки тому +1054

    Mark: creates horrifying eldritch Trojan-horse-esque abomination

  • @okaberintaro2411
    @okaberintaro2411 3 роки тому +1330

    Other UA-camrs: I built the most perfect rocket.
    Mark Bob and Wade: *we're going on a trip in our favorite rocketship.*

  • @3raccoonsinanoversizedswea971
    @3raccoonsinanoversizedswea971 2 роки тому +10

    this is my comfort video. I've watched it more times than I can count, every time I'm upset, and with the rough I and my family are going through, it's a lot. I love this video so much, thank you mark, thank you bob, and thank you wade, you guys were a central part of me growing up, and you're still a central part of my life today

  • @Arvis159
    @Arvis159 4 роки тому +402

    The thing I wonder, does Lixian ever have a hard time editing due to laughing too much?

    • @bacry5638
      @bacry5638 4 роки тому +15

      Always

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 4 роки тому +16

      Given that he couldn't stop laughing during the game of Monopoly whenever Wade kept pressing the deals, I can almost guarantee it xD .

    • @theboyinthebeanie3658
      @theboyinthebeanie3658 4 роки тому +7

      Maybe? you never know, he might enjoy editing because it's funny. Otherwise, why would he laugh about their stupidness? 😂😂🤣 (they're not really dumb just a joke don't come at me ;-;)

    • @alexangelkitten433
      @alexangelkitten433 4 роки тому

      absolutely

  • @ghostrider4945
    @ghostrider4945 3 роки тому +549

    Bob: “hey thrusters! We’re to the good part”
    Mark (quietly): “oh no”

  • @pandasquad6492
    @pandasquad6492 4 роки тому +382

    If Sean was here he would just yell SPEEEED IS KEEEEY the whole time

  • @maxwilson7001
    @maxwilson7001 Рік тому +19

    When Mark turned the engine’s power all the way up and Bob floored it with the SFX I laughed so hard