I'm thinking Dorsia

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  • @monsterluv101
    @monsterluv101 3 роки тому +48926

    The reason why Dorsia wasn't shown in the movie was because the production team couldn't get a reservation to film in there

    • @batmenbeyont7775
      @batmenbeyont7775 3 роки тому +54

      @Real Gangsters Move In Silence Are you stupid?

    • @Expanses02
      @Expanses02 3 роки тому +425

      @@batmenbeyont7775 Probably an understatement.

    • @briancooley8777
      @briancooley8777 3 роки тому +136

      @@batmenbeyont7775 i mean he has an aleister crowley profile pic... so maybe

    • @vineetn6059
      @vineetn6059 3 роки тому +79

      @Real Gangsters Move In Silence you do know that the term "dorsia" in this movie is not a real woman but rather it is a restraunt.

    • @vineetn6059
      @vineetn6059 3 роки тому +22

      @Real Gangsters Move In Silence dorsia is a restraunt, simply saying

  • @SuperFastEddies
    @SuperFastEddies 6 років тому +42483

    Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film.

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 6 років тому +1075

      Kenny Bania you’re right and I find myself considering it is the source of all of Patrick’s madness.

    • @Jp19981
      @Jp19981 6 років тому +48

      Kenny Bania True that XD

    • @Slechy_Lesh
      @Slechy_Lesh 6 років тому +17

      l3054 ua-cam.com/video/MxOScWMZdwI/v-deo.html

    • @Tylerpierre99
      @Tylerpierre99 6 років тому +432

      Kenny Bania I'm beginning to believe you on that. It's insidious and is almost like the driving oppressive narrative of the entire movie. Bateman isn't going mad....it's Dorsia having this poisonous effect on everyone on the movie.

    • @norpriest521
      @norpriest521 6 років тому +79

      Kenny Bania
      So why people are so triggered just by hearing someone says I got reservation at Dorsia.
      It doesn't make any sense

  • @pathos7527
    @pathos7527 3 роки тому +18326

    The real reason Bale played Bruce Wayne later is he wanted to know what it was like to be a character who can get a reservation at Dorsia

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 3 роки тому +155

      Damn you. You stole my idea for a comment lol

    • @bugaloo67
      @bugaloo67 3 роки тому +293

      Only if he bought the restaurant

    • @Trapsarentgay133
      @Trapsarentgay133 3 роки тому +258

      Ok what if dorsia was the restaurant that Bruce bought in the dark knight

    • @TheSolitaryEye
      @TheSolitaryEye 3 роки тому +138

      They ought to give me a reservation. I own the place.

    • @strat458796
      @strat458796 3 роки тому +120

      “It shouldn’t be a problem, I own the place.”

  • @BlueLightningSky
    @BlueLightningSky 3 роки тому +15945

    He could have pretended to call anyone but he straight up called Dorsia

    • @nosleep637
      @nosleep637 3 роки тому +1278

      because what if it wasnt book, maybe he thought he was lucky

    • @no-rq7fp
      @no-rq7fp 3 роки тому +1094

      Love the fact that he just happens to know Dorsia's number

    • @TuTosRARE
      @TuTosRARE 3 роки тому +305

      @@no-rq7fp why wouldn't he

    • @Phenriir
      @Phenriir 3 роки тому +274

      @@no-rq7fp He literally called Dorsia minutes before

    • @cananary
      @cananary 3 роки тому +369

      2 at 9? Great thanks see ya then

  • @garrytalaroc
    @garrytalaroc 4 роки тому +7238

    Dorsia still picking up phone calls when they're fully booked forever.

    • @The-Deadite
      @The-Deadite 3 роки тому +1122

      They are only picking up calls to laugh at the plebs.

    • @shnpio
      @shnpio 3 роки тому +229

      They have the fake line and the real line

    • @JD_tcb
      @JD_tcb 3 роки тому +259

      Well yeah. It's their phone--why tf would they stop answering the phone?
      What if someone cancels a reservation?

    • @sergeant_chris6209
      @sergeant_chris6209 3 роки тому +34

      Lmao someone might be calling for any other day

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 роки тому +395

      @@JD_tcb Cancelling a reservation at Dorsia? Unheard of.

  • @Joao-pe8ur
    @Joao-pe8ur 5 років тому +16679

    When you realize the real Dorsia were the friends you made along the way.

  • @Koldfusion234
    @Koldfusion234 6 років тому +16692

    “Nobody goes there anymore” lmao underrated line

    • @Eghyaggihn
      @Eghyaggihn 5 років тому +94

      Whats special with that line, explain please

    • @BTBAM819
      @BTBAM819 5 років тому +600

      Right?? It's nice. I love how Bale delivered such a simple line with such indifference. Perfect.

    • @fliguman
      @fliguman 5 років тому +803

      @@Eghyaggihn I love this line because I interpret it as Bateman trying really hard to be indifferent about Dorsia, which the restaurant itself is in a way the embodiment of his feeling of dissociation from his peers

    • @juanbigo1
      @juanbigo1 5 років тому +829

      feel nothing its special because throughout the film Dorsia is such a sought after restaurant but when Paul Allen says he can get them in, Bateman doesnt want him to feel good about it and whats to bring him down so he says that to make Paul allen feel like its nothing special

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 5 років тому

      Juan Prada lol

  • @CursedKuren
    @CursedKuren 3 роки тому +11019

    I bet Dorsia is the kind of place that has 50 tables but only ever occupies 20 at a time.

    • @steelcitysteve8794
      @steelcitysteve8794 3 роки тому +442

      Like walmart with their lanes but they're even more exclusive just 2 of 50.

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 3 роки тому +97

      Well it's COVID.... So they need to social distance.

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 3 роки тому +115

      @UCjiD9YEZeh82NSxyY_gP84A Fuck you, fuck covid. Why don't you marry her since you like to bring her up all the time?

    • @nateiwakura1075
      @nateiwakura1075 3 роки тому +297

      it's probably like that restaurant from Archer where they have a secret phone number for people the owner deemed acceptable to actually go there

    • @justinw.2168
      @justinw.2168 2 роки тому +34

      @@pumpkin6429 What's wrong, did Covid cheat with your wife?

  • @DelToro7
    @DelToro7 4 роки тому +4185

    Dorsia was the bane of his existence before Bane was the bane of his existence.

    • @LamZL1
      @LamZL1 3 роки тому +13

      @Casey McFadden I didn't see Texarkana till I was already a man, but then it was blinding

    • @uzairahmed4197
      @uzairahmed4197 3 роки тому +57

      You merely adopted dorsia

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 2 роки тому +53

      "why does he wear the mask?"
      "BECAUSE I WANT TO FIT IN."
      "what's the next step in your master plan?"
      "listening to huey lewis and the news - WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

    • @wallwrittR
      @wallwrittR 2 роки тому +5

      @@scottmatheson3346 god tier comment 😂 😂

    • @manopike
      @manopike 2 роки тому +3

      Hahahahaha. Well done. Hahaha.

  • @BLTKellys
    @BLTKellys 5 років тому +10218

    I love that "whoosh" sound every time someone hands out a business card... so hilarious.

    • @SD_702
      @SD_702 4 роки тому +241

      Very Tarantino in that scene

    • @ScreaminEmu
      @ScreaminEmu 3 роки тому +50

      Best part of the movie 😂

    • @Whoopdido777
      @Whoopdido777 3 роки тому +126

      @@ScreaminEmu Poor Patrick. His business card got totally upstaged. It was like that scene in Amadeus where Salieri seemingly spent like weeks perfecting his march for the emperor and then in just one minute Mozart completely changed it and made it infinitely better and he did it without even thinking about it.

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 3 роки тому +13

      r/whooosh!

    • @kdot999
      @kdot999 3 роки тому +27

      1:01

  • @zico82495
    @zico82495 6 років тому +6040

    we should have gone to mcdonalds i could have gotten us a table there

    • @hollowedknight501
      @hollowedknight501 6 років тому +515

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @patrickbateman93
      @patrickbateman93 5 років тому +90

      @@hollowedknight501 (looks around) lol

    • @lehnrik
      @lehnrik 4 роки тому +22

      Well, dependent on when you go there that's not always that easy...

    • @zico82495
      @zico82495 4 роки тому +4

      @@hollowedknight501 😂😂👌🏼

    • @smackdashitoutchu7755
      @smackdashitoutchu7755 4 роки тому +37

      Getting a table despite quarantine? Youre a god amongst men.

  • @chaoticgoodcreations947
    @chaoticgoodcreations947 2 роки тому +5618

    I still like to think that that waiter never laughed at Patrick, and simply explained to him the basics like "Sorry sir were full, would you like to reschedule?" but Bateman is so insane that he considers a simple polite rejection like a mockery.

    • @aaronstark5060
      @aaronstark5060 2 роки тому +87

      @@hugejackedman7423
      I hope you realize that even just joking, that’s the kind of shit that lands you on an FBI watchlist

    • @Peperosinnombre
      @Peperosinnombre 2 роки тому +253

      Well if someone ask you in a serious and polite mood a reservation at your restaurant while a porn Movie sound is rolling behind, I would ve laughter too

    • @grunge-616
      @grunge-616 2 роки тому +8

      @@aaronstark5060 idc

    • @oscarsalesgirl296
      @oscarsalesgirl296 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah thats the point dmmy

    • @Popicile
      @Popicile 2 роки тому

      well of course fucking of course

  • @HieronymousLex
    @HieronymousLex 3 роки тому +4507

    I’ve literally eaten at Dorsia. In Milwaukee, a guy opened a posh Italian restaurant and named it Dorsia after this film. Great brunch. Bacon, donuts, and mimosas

    • @willywanker1906
      @willywanker1906 3 роки тому +1242

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 роки тому +346

      @@willywanker1906 is that Ivana Trump?

    • @fadetogrey4620
      @fadetogrey4620 2 роки тому +330

      Impressive, very nice.

    • @kaputtnik5737
      @kaputtnik5737 2 роки тому +277

      Dorsia at Friday night, how'd you swing that? I heard they have great sea urchin cerviche.

    • @maskimgalgo2046
      @maskimgalgo2046 2 роки тому +11

      Dorsia huh ? I would swing for that

  • @copperheadchris2807
    @copperheadchris2807 2 роки тому +503

    This movie would have been 20 minutes long if dorsia had more tables.

    • @GGGONEXT67
      @GGGONEXT67 Рік тому +17

      I could have gotten us a table

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Рік тому +2

      Nah, those 20 tables would all be booked as well.

    • @awFOQ
      @awFOQ 4 місяці тому

      😲🪓☠️

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 2 місяці тому +2

      @@GGGONEXT67
      Nobody goes there anymore.

    • @Myname-l3h
      @Myname-l3h 2 місяці тому +1

      @@goroakechi6126heh😂, that’s a great tan Marcus. Where did you get that?😅

  • @crazyclown641
    @crazyclown641 8 років тому +9427

    I love the "nobody goes there anymore" line... come on Patrick LOL.

    • @I_worship_AxxL
      @I_worship_AxxL 4 роки тому +37

      I go there

    • @itbelikethat-
      @itbelikethat- 4 роки тому +5

      Άγγελος Γατζιάς exactly

    • @deafmusician2
      @deafmusician2 3 роки тому +1

      So let's go to the Crab Lubber

    • @logangantner3863
      @logangantner3863 3 роки тому +3

      Cue Lucille Bluth: "Oh, who's going to believe THAT?"

    • @TheHaakii
      @TheHaakii 3 роки тому +5

      @@I_worship_AxxL How'd u get a reservation at DORSIA i dont believe it

  • @nodinitiative
    @nodinitiative 6 років тому +6107

    0:31, I wish that I had a business that was so successful that I could lol at potential customers.

    • @yousefsobhani9502
      @yousefsobhani9502 6 років тому +265

      Right? 😂😂😂😂

    • @0TurnAround0
      @0TurnAround0 5 років тому +648

      Just charge 40 dollars for a salad and everybody is gonna think your restaurant is super exclusive. Not even kidding in the book they pay about 400 - 500 dollars every time they meet for dinner and are even surprised that the bill is so low.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 5 років тому +123

      Get into the defense industry.

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 5 років тому +75

      Dfg Sdfg it’s a Statement. You think a Hot Dog Stand gets exclusive because it’s expensive? You have to build an image from literal scrap

    • @imyourmaster77
      @imyourmaster77 5 років тому +418

      The laughter was probably Batemans imagination, he couldn't deal with being told no, so in his mind it seemed just as shameful as having them laugh at him.

  • @Snarkythecat
    @Snarkythecat 6 років тому +3590

    1:48
    *"Don't say Dorsia. Don't say Dorsia. Don't say Dorsia."*

    • @azy7trillion886
      @azy7trillion886 5 років тому +116

      Snarky, the Cat “Dorsia?” FUCK

    • @izainmartinez8359
      @izainmartinez8359 5 років тому +163

      He was probably thinking that lol

    • @NyaraiEverstar
      @NyaraiEverstar 5 років тому +89

      Nobody goes there anymore.

    • @ytfanman5076
      @ytfanman5076 4 роки тому +50

      Snarky, the Cat 1:57 *Triggered*

    • @wudupdunn
      @wudupdunn 4 роки тому +63

      haha, you could literally see him getting more and more aggravated every time 'dorsia' came up

  • @Im_AFK_Btw
    @Im_AFK_Btw 2 роки тому +3750

    "I'd like to book a table for two at Dorsia"
    "It's not possible"
    "Why isn't it possible?"
    "It's just not"
    "Why not you stupid bastard?"

    • @HyperbolicMind
      @HyperbolicMind 2 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bethanalpha
      @bethanalpha 2 роки тому +198

      Because Paul Allen booked all the tables...just ten days ago.

    • @taoisttiger4702
      @taoisttiger4702 2 роки тому +32

      Because Patrick, Dorsia is in london you cant just GO there for dinner!

    • @Henry-yf2np
      @Henry-yf2np 2 роки тому +23

      @@bethanalpha No he …. Didn’t…

    • @fredlabosch5164
      @fredlabosch5164 2 роки тому +1

      Great, just really great.

  • @jrson5000
    @jrson5000 2 роки тому +471

    There’s a scene in the book where the girl Patrick is out at dinner with says she has a boyfriend which upsets Patrick. When he asks what he does for a living she says he’s the head chef at some restaurant. Patrick scoffs and asks which one. She replies Dorsia and in that moment Patrick has a mental out of body experience of rage and jealousy that is absolutely hilarious.

    • @ihuh1000
      @ihuh1000 2 роки тому +46

      God i wish they put that in the movie

    • @GothicSnowLeopard
      @GothicSnowLeopard 2 роки тому +11

      What should have been the real American Psycho 2

    • @raphkatchdrums
      @raphkatchdrums 2 роки тому +47

      It's his ex girlfriend, and the way he murders her is beyond brutal. The movie is straight up PG-13 compared to the book, I had to put it down after he had his way with her in the book.

    • @neinne6693
      @neinne6693 Рік тому +3

      I guess i now need to read the Book.

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 Рік тому +18

      Also Patrick does go to Dorsia in the book but he hates it there because his brother got the reservation (who he hates) since he knows the maitra D

  • @danialhakem9203
    @danialhakem9203 7 років тому +12230

    I'm thinkin Burger King

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 6 років тому +801

      DanTheMan WithAPlan Burger King? Friday? How’d you swing that one?

    • @ceesduck2933
      @ceesduck2933 6 років тому +793

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @walexander8378
      @walexander8378 6 років тому +40

      Im thinking Roxbury

    • @ceesduck2933
      @ceesduck2933 6 років тому +124

      Nor Priest A tanned bed at home? Since when did a nitwit like you get so tasteful

    • @theeverchosen1504
      @theeverchosen1504 6 років тому +25

      I ain't tha 1

  • @OlJimbo
    @OlJimbo 6 років тому +6267

    You never do get to see dorsia. Triggered.

    • @skierskater1000
      @skierskater1000 6 років тому +863

      Probably looks like any other posh restaurant in New York. The point is that people go there only because it's exclusive and a status symbol to get in.

    • @leftyfourguns
      @leftyfourguns 6 років тому +733

      How do you expect to see Dorsia without a res?

    • @knugenavswarje734
      @knugenavswarje734 6 років тому +34

      phatmemes Why have I never realized that?

    • @gertrudemcfuzz74
      @gertrudemcfuzz74 6 років тому +125

      Oh my god! I’ll bet the place settings even have watermarks!

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 5 років тому +54

      Some eldritch horror space where to simply gaze upon it is to go mad.

  • @bobbyrickson
    @bobbyrickson 6 років тому +3662

    “I see they’ve omitted the pork loin with lime jello”
    For some reason I love that line.

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 5 років тому +128

      pork and jello? seems like a strange combo unless I'm just a peasant.

    • @jaredcafferty7682
      @jaredcafferty7682 5 років тому +148

      @@Snarkythecat Many people eat meat with jello or some type of fruit preserve. Especially in Eastern Europe.

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 5 років тому +7

      Jared Cafferty hmm. I gotta try that.

    • @jaredcafferty7682
      @jaredcafferty7682 5 років тому +10

      @@Snarkythecat I would imagine it's pretty good. Honestly, never tried it myself. I should give it a go too.

    • @hazeeeeeeeeel
      @hazeeeeeeeeel 5 років тому +10

      Snarky, the Cat pork is eaten with apple sauce in the uk so its not all that odd

  • @adamkentisaac
    @adamkentisaac 3 роки тому +886

    Dorsia is one of the great unseen presences in the history of film, kind of like "Mitch and Murray" in Glengarry Glen Ross - constantly name-dropped by the characters, its near-unattainable reservations a perpetual source of conflict and posturing, the restaurant exists in an almost mythical realm and is never actually seen on the screen. Top comment on this video nailed it: "Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film."

  • @ambersmurthwaite9405
    @ambersmurthwaite9405 3 роки тому +210

    Dorsia is just a metaphor for social acceptance

    • @cagdashy8959
      @cagdashy8959 Рік тому +33

      Dorsia is a mataphor for luxury, impossible to book restaurants those are named dorsia

    • @boatswain48
      @boatswain48 Рік тому +3

      @@cagdashy8959 it is, they just don't want to reschedule because it hurts their ego, better never than not on their conditions. Very few like Paul are able to book it whenever they want.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@cagdashy8959... which is a form social acceptance/capital. The entire point of American Psycho is to highlight the alienation of the self and loss of indentity in a fast, vain, superficial society. You can swap capitalist yuppie culture for pretty much anything else that gives you a parallel form of perceived social wealth.

  • @VanielDeeform
    @VanielDeeform 6 років тому +6409

    “Uh you didn’t give your name” 👩🏼
    “...They know me there.” 😎

  • @Ton369
    @Ton369 6 років тому +7722

    This Dorsia place must be almost as good as Chuck E Cheese

    • @obscure4847
      @obscure4847 6 років тому +210

      Almost

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 6 років тому +44

      Is chuck e cheese a real place? Is the food there that good?

    • @bob8144
      @bob8144 6 років тому +183

      But Dorsia doesn't have animatronics, so it loses out.

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 5 років тому +9

      @@tommyblade8093 Are you serious?

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 5 років тому +3

      @@GangstaStan010 yes

  • @SuperOldShows
    @SuperOldShows 6 років тому +8895

    Let's see Paul Allen's card

    • @lilwaffles714
      @lilwaffles714 6 років тому +259

      SuperOldShows I hear it has a watermark

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 6 років тому +327

      Look at that subtle off white coloring...the sheer thickness of it...

    • @jrod6813
      @jrod6813 6 років тому +206

      Is something wrong?...you're sweating....

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 6 років тому +201

      J ROD Your compliment was sufficient, Louis.

    • @porkrinds6465
      @porkrinds6465 6 років тому +116

      I can’t believe that Bryce prefers SuperOldShows card to mine

  • @LlamitaFiel
    @LlamitaFiel 4 роки тому +883

    Fun fact! Patrick actually did manage to get into dorsia in the book!

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 3 роки тому +257

      And he has a horrible time there lol

    • @maxwellkunkle9932
      @maxwellkunkle9932 3 роки тому +17

      @@tubeguy4066 rock and roll

    • @user20188
      @user20188 2 роки тому +116

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @cameron3933
      @cameron3933 2 роки тому +49

      that hilarious and original moment when your college druggie brother gets a reservation for the two of you at dorsia

    • @m7ray
      @m7ray 2 роки тому +3

      As I remember twice

  • @ABACUStoPC
    @ABACUStoPC 4 роки тому +33

    when Paul Alan said the word "Dorsia", everybody in that room literally stopped moving

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 6 років тому +9001

    That laugh at the end of the line from the Dorsia employee is probably the one time the movie enters the realm of pure comedy/fantasy but it’s so perfect

    • @tabitha8232
      @tabitha8232 6 років тому +853

      especially since i think i can hear the phone click for hang up but the laughter is still echoing (presumably in Bateman's mind)

    • @TheGrudge1
      @TheGrudge1 6 років тому +257

      How is that guy even alive is what I'm thinking

    • @TheViktorPutin
      @TheViktorPutin 6 років тому +808

      honestly the laugh felt horrifying. i think the fact that he clicks it shut yet still hears the laughing is a sign of his madness.

    • @dudeurfugly5653
      @dudeurfugly5653 6 років тому +18

      TheViktorPutin totally agree with you

    • @jonasfischer9510
      @jonasfischer9510 5 років тому +74

      I dont think it's in his mind, what we hear is what Bateman heard during the phone call, and the actual visual happening is just a little "fixed".

  • @samcad-ho3ze
    @samcad-ho3ze 5 років тому +4593

    It’s such a masterpiece.,I’m so glad it didn’t end up Stone/Dicaprio. Bale is too perfect in this.

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 5 років тому +273

      I wouldn't mind Leo but yeah Christian is the bomb in this

    • @houseofballoons4788
      @houseofballoons4788 4 роки тому +74

      Wallace Thompson Leonardo could never pull off this role.

    • @0TurnAround0
      @0TurnAround0 4 роки тому +315

      @@houseofballoons4788 he could pull it off and it would still be a good movie but bale was just made for the role

    • @googleinc6033
      @googleinc6033 4 роки тому +40

      Leo would have pulled it off so well too

    • @DJAD_Kaan
      @DJAD_Kaan 4 роки тому +207

      Leo didn't have a 80s yuppie face, you couldn't see him as a Harvard biz graduate wall street shark. He was an innocent looking hot young guy with blond hair and green eyes. Bale on the other hand, could look like a psychopath just in general. Let's not forget, later in their characters bale continued to be able to act in dark characters while Leo has been playing either a smiling or a struggling/underdog character. Him playing a bad guy was only possible in a Tarantino world and even then he had to change his acting several times to finally accepting the evilness of a slave master plantation owner. Bale beats his wife, he can play a psychopath, he has slight capability :P

  • @cashway0420
    @cashway0420 9 років тому +920

    The shit I'd do for a res at Dorsia

    • @NotShowingOff
      @NotShowingOff 3 роки тому +20

      That’s a chick’s restaurant
      😂😂😂

    • @MrWeirdoh
      @MrWeirdoh 3 роки тому +41

      Just give the maitre'd some head... Paul Allens head

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 роки тому +12

      Great sea urchin ceviche

    • @lvt4003
      @lvt4003 3 роки тому +9

      nobody goes there anymore

    • @-mathijs
      @-mathijs 2 роки тому

      Lmao you made my day

  • @maximusdecimusmeridius2900
    @maximusdecimusmeridius2900 4 роки тому +96

    The little laugh when he says " Great, see you then" cracks me up

  • @TalkingTapatios
    @TalkingTapatios 3 роки тому +105

    I like that we never get to see Dorsia, we just imagine what a great restaurant it must be. 😂

    • @aryankaushik93
      @aryankaushik93 3 роки тому +37

      nobody goes there anymore

    • @angelicas5858
      @angelicas5858 3 роки тому +26

      I highly doubt that restaurant would be stand out. That was the point of this film. They all competed over things with almost no difference (business cards) that were only so great not bc of quality but exclusivity.

  • @amandaleake3904
    @amandaleake3904 7 років тому +1868

    Anyone else wish they got to see Dorsia and all its glory?

    • @Pat4ever.
      @Pat4ever. 6 років тому +685

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @yousefsobhani9502
      @yousefsobhani9502 6 років тому +185

      The point of the movie is not to see it, Dorsia is more than a restaurant in the movie. (To my understanding anyway)

    • @TheScienceguy77
      @TheScienceguy77 6 років тому +20

      @@johngovea44 check the gloryhole at the truck stop on I-85. She has 8:30 res's there every Friday

    • @MrCantStopTheRobot
      @MrCantStopTheRobot 5 років тому +91

      It probably wouldn't have looked much different from any of the other places shown in the movie. You bought into the hype!

    • @julianjdogg
      @julianjdogg 5 років тому +99

      He goes to Dorsia in the book with Jean. Because he can't get a table, he impersonates a name he saw on the reservation book and cons the Maitre'd. The rest of the scene is fucking hilarious, but I won't spoil it for you and everyone else by telling it here.

  • @drfunk1986
    @drfunk1986 5 років тому +3109

    "Really? That's great!"
    "n-No I said we are totally booked."
    "2 at nine? Perfect! See ya then!"

    • @juliantorres8818
      @juliantorres8818 5 років тому +66

      Where Jean wants to go!

    • @logancox6548
      @logancox6548 5 років тому +268

      "You didn't leave a name..."
      "... They know me there."

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 5 років тому +38

      I'm actually tempted to use a VoIP to troll the high class restaurants in my city in this way... ;)

    • @juaneer
      @juaneer 5 років тому +1

      @Seth Wellington he offered her sorbet

    • @oceanmachine1906
      @oceanmachine1906 4 роки тому +3

      @@jonathantan2469 lol that'd make some hilarious videos

  • @newgame897
    @newgame897 9 років тому +2642

    Who wants to go to Dorsia?

    • @thatweirdgreenparrot7715
      @thatweirdgreenparrot7715 9 років тому +117

      newgame897 Yeah this morning, while I was watching some porn, I'll try make reservation for tonight, but they laugh at me...

    • @KianoUyMOOP
      @KianoUyMOOP 9 років тому +6

      +Patrick Bateman Not me.

    • @newgame897
      @newgame897 9 років тому +147

      Kiano Uy
      No one goes there anymore.

    • @KianoUyMOOP
      @KianoUyMOOP 9 років тому +40

      +Patrick Bateman Everybody goes to Texarkana now.

    • @newgame897
      @newgame897 9 років тому +35

      Kiano Uy
      The mud soup and charcoal arugula are outrageous there.

  • @mjs2000
    @mjs2000 5 років тому +35

    “I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip To Be Square. 🕺Song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul ! AHHHH !!!”

  • @Shaderaygun
    @Shaderaygun 2 роки тому +85

    One of the only bad things about this movie is they omitted one of the funniest Dorsia moments from the book. Bateman finds out an ex-girlfriend he's totally convinced still wants to have sex with him is dating the head chef and co-owner of Dorsia and he has an existential breakdown.

  • @bustdetector1738
    @bustdetector1738 5 років тому +693

    Batman calls to get a reservation and gets the Joker on the other line.

    • @hari04364
      @hari04364 5 років тому +7

      XD underrated comment

    • @DontTakeCrack
      @DontTakeCrack 3 роки тому +3

      *Joker approves of this comment and responds*

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 3 роки тому +6

      In this movie he in fact interacts with 3 Jokers
      -one from Suicide Squad
      -one running Dorsia heard in this vid
      -one we never got to see in action

  • @temporalwake157
    @temporalwake157 6 років тому +495

    Some say he's still trying to get a table for two at Dorsia.

    • @dirkdiggler212
      @dirkdiggler212 4 роки тому +1

      @Johnny Cage Don't you have a wife and daughter to attend to now Johnny?

  • @luckyjosh7
    @luckyjosh7 5 років тому +398

    Dorsia is the key to all this. We have to make sure we can get this to work. Because it's a funnier restaurant than we've ever had.

    • @willkp50
      @willkp50 5 років тому +2

      Well...

    • @jaydaw430
      @jaydaw430 5 років тому +21

      The sea urchin cerviche took 12 years to make

    • @mishasubin
      @mishasubin 5 років тому +14

      It's like poetry

    • @pacoramon9468
      @pacoramon9468 4 роки тому +7

      George Bateman

    • @4477superman
      @4477superman 3 роки тому +9

      Let’s see Harry Plinkett’s card

  • @bondfall0072
    @bondfall0072 2 роки тому +14

    I actually really liked reading the comments for once, because i never once thought of Dorsia as a metaphor for something everyone wants but can't have.

  • @Anders010
    @Anders010 4 роки тому +11

    Have you ever felt homesick for a place you’ve never been? for a place that may not exist, a place where your heart is full, your body loved and your soul understood? That place is Dorsia.

  • @TNT011gaming
    @TNT011gaming 5 років тому +274

    “We shoulda gone to dorsia, I could have gotten us in there” “nobody goes there anymore” 😂😂 one of the best interactions in this film

  • @uphillracer
    @uphillracer 5 років тому +1267

    The reaction of the dorsia phone guy is proof enough that this story is strictly from his subjective .. it was so ahead of its time

    • @farrellrose4230
      @farrellrose4230 5 років тому +124

      I don't know if I'd qualify that as proof it's in his head. The entire movie is filled with absurd behavior. It's an exaggeration of the time period.

    • @ChrisBrown-ir6sf
      @ChrisBrown-ir6sf 5 років тому +26

      Ahead of its time ? Which kind of receptionist act like him nowadays ? It was more likely relevant for his time but not today. Receptionist are more professional now.

    • @petrabanjarnahor229
      @petrabanjarnahor229 4 роки тому +95

      @@ChrisBrown-ir6sf ah ha Ha HA HA HA -AH HAHAHAH AHA HA

    • @NavidIsANoob
      @NavidIsANoob 4 роки тому +66

      @@ChrisBrown-ir6sf Read the comment again.

    • @ChrisBrown-ir6sf
      @ChrisBrown-ir6sf 4 роки тому +33

      @@NavidIsANoob
      I read and got triggered so fast I missed the line " his subjective" and totally misunderstood his point. Fuck me la. I am stupid.

  • @smoothALOE
    @smoothALOE 5 років тому +489

    In the book, Patrick actually does get to go to Dorsia, but it’s with his brother, haha!
    “Great sea urchin ceviche.”

    • @saulgoodman4516
      @saulgoodman4516 4 роки тому +21

      He actually gets into Dorsia with Jane too

    • @xenophon8958
      @xenophon8958 4 роки тому +14

      Saul Goodman and is promptly removed.

    • @mautesius
      @mautesius 3 роки тому +1

      @@arturobandini4078 how

    • @H0kram
      @H0kram 3 роки тому +5

      @@arturobandini4078 Sounds like Patrick had someone to learn from.

    • @Idekwtph
      @Idekwtph 3 роки тому +1

      Which chapter was this one again? I haven’t read it in a while

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 4 роки тому +38

    This movie is legendary. You got Bale's amazing performance, great directing, great acting and of course the M E M E S

  • @amelsfr
    @amelsfr 3 роки тому +17

    Bateman became Batman and bought the Dorsia... now he can move tables around and swim in the fountain

  • @samburnscomposer
    @samburnscomposer 6 років тому +679

    I’m thinking Wetherspoons

    • @alecmackayblake6380
      @alecmackayblake6380 5 років тому +80

      Sam Burns spoons on a Friday night?
      How’d he swing that?

    • @al56890
      @al56890 5 років тому +1

      @@alecmackayblake6380 echo squash

    • @alecmackayblake6380
      @alecmackayblake6380 5 років тому +6

      Frankie Vids no can dooooo

    • @SmokeyBCN
      @SmokeyBCN 5 років тому +26

      @@alecmackayblake6380 8 30 res at spoons. Gourmet chicken burger with chips and a doom bar. Nice.

    • @danobrien4890
      @danobrien4890 5 років тому +1

      Is there a spoons in America

  • @zufgh
    @zufgh 10 років тому +3177

    "We should've gone to Dorsia, I could've gotten us a table!"
    "Nobody goes there anymore..."
    (checks to see if anyone's listening)
    Hilarious.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 9 років тому +99

      Shit, I never thought that. I assumed he was just looking around.

    • @TaylorKnightCosplay
      @TaylorKnightCosplay 9 років тому +122

      Notice they're both Oscar winners

    • @joel8583
      @joel8583 8 років тому +3

      +Anastasia Knight Funny how life works, eh?

    • @TaylorKnightCosplay
      @TaylorKnightCosplay 8 років тому +57

      +Joe L Batman finally killed the Joker

    • @marvinrodriguez9011
      @marvinrodriguez9011 8 років тому +2

      Taylor Knight yes he did lol

  • @Sengg0
    @Sengg0 6 років тому +209

    1:10 I love how McDermott, Bryce and Van Patten freeze when Paul says he has res at Dorsia

    • @mmooraj
      @mmooraj 5 років тому +24

      I love McDermott he was a badass

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 роки тому +34

      @@mmooraj Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

    • @fawazmashdee7605
      @fawazmashdee7605 3 роки тому +12

      Is that a gram

    • @fdsjlaf
      @fdsjlaf 3 роки тому +4

      It's like they're a bunch kids still stuck in their tweens

    • @themanwithnothingtolose
      @themanwithnothingtolose 2 роки тому +2

      Even the guys in the back

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 4 роки тому +20

    Lol I love it when Patrick calls them with the sunglasses on and the guy on the phone is getting frustrated on telling him no they don’t have a table when Patrick is saying “ok see you there.”

  • @josephstalin2829
    @josephstalin2829 2 роки тому +11

    I love the absolute confidence with which he says “yes dear”, cracks me up every time

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 5 років тому +322

    _"Two at 9? Perfect! See you then."_

    • @krustin
      @krustin 5 років тому +24

      @ they know me

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 6 років тому +158

    Oh god the laughing in response to a reservation request is just the funniest thing ever

  • @danielcundiff290
    @danielcundiff290 10 років тому +655

    Superb movie for dark humor type.

  • @stillcovalent
    @stillcovalent 2 роки тому +47

    Legend has it Dorsia was still fully booked during the pandemic lockdown

  • @ciapaty1995
    @ciapaty1995 3 роки тому +18

    It's been mentioned so many times in this movie, I feel nostalgic thinking of Dorsia despite never being there or even seeing it. Ah... Dorsia.

  • @alejandrobonilla3049
    @alejandrobonilla3049 6 років тому +75

    Dorsia sounds like the littest place on NY to have a hard time getting a reservation

  • @mdolinski4926
    @mdolinski4926 5 років тому +95

    Now imagine this same montage but anytime someone says Dorsia imagine them saying "Arby's"

  • @deadnardo2289
    @deadnardo2289 6 років тому +105

    For some reason the way Bateman says “see ya then” at the end is extremely unsettling to me, I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that.

    • @dragos8839
      @dragos8839 4 роки тому +23

      You can feel the desperation in his voice

    • @QeepingItReal
      @QeepingItReal 4 роки тому +16

      it could be you're watching a great actor who's playing a serial killer

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 3 роки тому +6

      "I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that."
      Then why would you make a fucking UA-cam comment alluding to it?

    • @LANGI902
      @LANGI902 3 роки тому

      @@gastonbell108 lol yup

    • @omg9261
      @omg9261 Рік тому

      @@gastonbell108 wow, chill dude, who hurt you?

  • @FabienTeulieres93
    @FabienTeulieres93 2 роки тому +22

    I wish the film included the scene in the book where it is revealed that Patrick’s younger brother Sean actually is a VIP patron at Dorsia, much to the annoyance of our favorite yuppie psycho killer 😂

  • @tc9660
    @tc9660 5 років тому +53

    So, this is Dorsia? Looks an awful lot like arby's

  • @Baz87100
    @Baz87100 5 років тому +107

    "Dorsia on a Friday night, how'd he swing that?"
    "I think he's lying.."

  • @godspeedelijah
    @godspeedelijah 5 років тому +259

    Dorsia must have been lit. Like the more times I see this movie, the less I care about what's actually going on and the more I want to see what Dorsia is like. Paul Allen had the whole room shook up when they found out that he scored a reservation on Friday. Just name dropping the place will get a bitch up out of bed.

    • @ninoextendo9680
      @ninoextendo9680 4 роки тому +57

      That’s the whole point. It’s one of those places people just go to to say they’ve been there. All image.

    • @doctorcatnip2551
      @doctorcatnip2551 3 роки тому +46

      Nobody goes there anymore.

    • @attila_the_hunk9685
      @attila_the_hunk9685 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ntbored7727
      @ntbored7727 Рік тому

      @@ninoextendo9680 but they have great sea urchin ceviche tf you mean ??

  • @raspberrycouliswithasorrel300
    @raspberrycouliswithasorrel300 8 років тому +322

    squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth

  • @jaegermann4170
    @jaegermann4170 3 роки тому +16

    Production team: “we would like to film a portion of our movie in your restaurant”
    Dorsia staff: “we’re sorry gents. We’re totally booked.”
    Production team: “really? That’s great!”
    Dorsia staff: “no, I said we’re totally booked”
    Production team: “two at nine. Perfect! See ya then!”

  • @ali56
    @ali56 4 роки тому +14

    You don't pick Dorsia. Dorsia picks you.

  • @ComandanteJ
    @ComandanteJ 9 років тому +360

    Hey Paul!

  • @majorccunliffe4662
    @majorccunliffe4662 6 років тому +11

    No can do..i got a 8.30 res at Dorsia...one of my all time best Bale movies....Bateman...what a well rounded nice guy...loves his women...likes nice things and great music

  • @mikehawk8276
    @mikehawk8276 5 років тому +28

    Lmao imagine in real life if you called for a res and they just started laughing

  • @tomanderson2319
    @tomanderson2319 3 роки тому +8

    This has got to be the most enigmatic restaurant in the history of cinema.

  • @thecliffracer
    @thecliffracer 4 роки тому +13

    This is one of the most quotable movies I've ever watched

  • @magetaaaaaa
    @magetaaaaaa 8 років тому +634

    So he got shot down for Dorsia, took her to another restaurant and lied about it, then lied again during the business card scene about going there? I'm assuming that's why he got so bent out of shape over Allen's reservation, because he himself couldn't get one? Makes a lot more sense now.

    • @ThemeParkChomp
      @ThemeParkChomp 6 років тому +308

      The Nightmare Well yes, that was the whole point. Throughout the movie ‘Dorsia’ represents some kind of pointless social elite that Bateman covets from others

    • @maximuslee5670
      @maximuslee5670 6 років тому +123

      Unless Paul was also lying

    • @jmendel1980
      @jmendel1980 6 років тому +4

      Mind blown!

    • @GravyGame
      @GravyGame 6 років тому +50

      No. It was the watermark.

    • @tabitha8232
      @tabitha8232 6 років тому +1

      The Nightmare
      Yeah duh

  • @rosekyle1276
    @rosekyle1276 8 років тому +150

    Paul Allen made 3 accounts for this video.

  • @pezelbuda
    @pezelbuda 10 років тому +2453

    "dorsia is nice"... - women...

    • @thaksjtube
      @thaksjtube 6 років тому +98

      Whaaats the difference! hehehe

    • @neinbruderja7519
      @neinbruderja7519 6 років тому +17

      ᅚᅚᅚmet one gave you birth and the other one is the opposite sex. Just kidding.

    • @thaksjtube
      @thaksjtube 6 років тому +1

      Barryfps nice

    • @philalethes216
      @philalethes216 6 років тому +69

      There are no girls with good personalities

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 6 років тому +44

      if she breath she a thot its science

  • @Ozymandias83
    @Ozymandias83 4 роки тому +9

    00:20 a teenaged Leanni Lei and Kimberley Jade in White Angel. You know, if you need to reference it for research

    • @HyperTeddyBear
      @HyperTeddyBear 4 роки тому +1

      Was scrolling through the comments section just to see if anyone else picked up on this, and lo and behold...!

  • @MJPamuru20
    @MJPamuru20 3 роки тому +46

    Dorsia is the “Holy Grail”, it’s what we’re all reaching for despite our financial situation, rich or poor, we’re all reaching for something ‘more’ that just always seems to be out of our reach….In my opinion, I think the point of dorsia is to say, we already have what we need! We don’t need something that will only give us ‘status’ to outside circles, enjoy our inner circles of friends and family! On your death bed, you won’t think of the wealth you’ve accumulated, instead you’ll think of those you love!

    • @angelangelvr
      @angelangelvr 3 роки тому

      thank you so much for this purely and uniquely positive comment! you’re so right. this made my night 💜

    • @Cashmonet315
      @Cashmonet315 2 роки тому +6

      But their sea urchin ceviche…

    • @alexxx4434
      @alexxx4434 2 роки тому

      Only losers think this who've never been in Dorsia.

    • @jasonlast7091
      @jasonlast7091 2 роки тому

      I think there are a lot more problems than human pleonexia to worry about. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

  • @A1egz
    @A1egz 5 років тому +18

    - You didn’t give your name?
    - Oh they know me here I own the restaurant.

  • @ilayvardinon8492
    @ilayvardinon8492 6 років тому +88

    Dorsia and the reactions it evokes from each of the characters is symbolic of the corrupt society depicted in the book that value prestige over everything. (Lul literature)

    • @TheAwesome45
      @TheAwesome45 3 роки тому +1

      No shit.

    • @samgomez2064
      @samgomez2064 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheAwesome45 nobody comments here anymore

    • @lucasbispodossantos5074
      @lucasbispodossantos5074 2 роки тому

      When i go to a restaurant, of it has a waiting line, i imediatly go another, eat well, and come back to laugh at the stupid NPC's that still are waiting for a fucking table.

  • @wesleyhines4081
    @wesleyhines4081 6 років тому +236

    Dorsia is the true villain of this film.

    • @johnreeveswilliamson7228
      @johnreeveswilliamson7228 5 років тому +8

      Wesley Hines exactly what i was thinking to a think a big part of the reason for why Patrick is so angry and hateful is because he can never get a table for Dorsia and all his friends can. 😂

  • @robinvik1
    @robinvik1 4 роки тому +9

    Pretty sure his secretary heard the other side of the conversation. She keeps giving him ways to cancel and still save face, but he refuses.

  • @jaele2953
    @jaele2953 4 роки тому +7

    "We should've gone to Dorsia."
    "Nobodygoesthereanymore"

  • @monkeyb1820
    @monkeyb1820 6 років тому +96

    Patrick was really the bullied victim in this movie.

  • @AnnaLVajda
    @AnnaLVajda 5 років тому +16

    That laugh response to the reservation request. must have devastated him.

  • @pawneraser9022
    @pawneraser9022 6 років тому +15

    The shake in his voice at the end was perfect

  • @VendErre
    @VendErre Рік тому +2

    Wow, when it's cut like this it really makes Dorsia an actual character. You could say Dorsia is the true antagonist to Bateman.
    Fantastic work, Mozza. Subscribed.

  • @andrewbergamann7982
    @andrewbergamann7982 3 роки тому +11

    We live in a society...
    Where getting a table at Dorsia's is a distant memory.
    Isn't that right... Bateman?!

  • @alexharvey5160
    @alexharvey5160 6 років тому +70

    Obviously this movie is like 25 years old but hear me out....imagine you don't know what this movie is and you're watching this clip for some reason and then 1:27 comes on and completely catches you off guard

  • @Alidwee1
    @Alidwee1 6 років тому +138

    What a laugh riot

    • @robotube7361
      @robotube7361 6 років тому

      lets see how many will get your post...

    • @pauljackson2409
      @pauljackson2409 6 років тому +26

      Oh Africa, Brave Africa

    • @norpriest521
      @norpriest521 6 років тому +6

      Paul Jackson
      Not a fucking Huey Lewis and the News again!

    • @VivaMessico
      @VivaMessico 5 років тому +6

      Nor Priest
      No, I like music. It's just they are a little too black sounding for me.

  • @briang.2218
    @briang.2218 6 років тому +12

    LOL It's funny how it sounds like the guy on the other end of the phone is having a psychotic break.

  • @kenm.4132
    @kenm.4132 2 роки тому +4

    “Nobody goes there anymore” was perfectly delivered lmao

  • @vivace1177
    @vivace1177 2 роки тому +5

    I've had a dinner at Dorsia, great sea urchin ceviche.

  • @jaybinks871
    @jaybinks871 2 роки тому +5

    "I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello." I don't know why, but that is always one of the funniest effing lines to me.

    • @Dragon.7722
      @Dragon.7722 2 роки тому +3

      Hilarious. He just puts that out there.

  • @patrckhh20
    @patrckhh20 3 роки тому +28

    In the book he actually goes to Dorsia and there's some descriptions of what and who is inside. But I like how in the movie you never actually see it. Sort of represents how he never really attains the image of perfection that he longs for.

  • @Scorch428
    @Scorch428 4 роки тому +8

    James Van Der Beek is awesome as Sean Bateman, Patrick's brother in Rules of Attraction. Not sure if its a prequel exactly, but his scene with Patrick got cut. Shows you how really important the actor is in movies like this.

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 4 роки тому

      Guy from Starship Troopers not near as good as Bale or Van Der Beek, but the cut scene is on youtube.

  • @senormarston
    @senormarston 2 роки тому +4

    This movie gets better and better the more you watch

  • @LordVader1094
    @LordVader1094 4 роки тому +3

    This is basically just the entire movie condensed into one video, lol.

  • @HarperSanchez
    @HarperSanchez 3 роки тому +5

    Dorsia rejecting Patrick is the little bit of come upins that we actually manage to see him get.