Louis C.K - Stand Up on Christians

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 158

  • @Bordie3D
    @Bordie3D Рік тому +39

    I love how his comedy isn't jokes. It's stories. He's a great story teller. He will always be my favorite comic because of this.
    Other comics do this too and I love those guys as well.

    • @rudey6933
      @rudey6933 Рік тому +6

      They are categorically jokes. They are just embedded in stories, but they are certainly jokes that he has masterfully crafted

    • @zeliminator666
      @zeliminator666 Рік тому +1

      I don't think you know what a joke is.

  • @Faeriefungus
    @Faeriefungus Рік тому +49

    Absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt, he’s a genius. Which is the most attractive quality a man can have. Wow!

    • @JediJames21
      @JediJames21 Рік тому

      But if that doubt had a shadow... It would be jerking off in the corner, watching the flattering comments as they roll in

    • @RalphRoberts1
      @RalphRoberts1 Рік тому +2

      Except for supporting dog breeders.

    • @ranro7371
      @ranro7371 Рік тому

      He's wrong too

    • @RalphRoberts1
      @RalphRoberts1 Рік тому

      @@ranro7371 in what way?

    • @210-spurs-hustlehard5
      @210-spurs-hustlehard5 Рік тому +2

      @ran ro
      They’re jokes, they’re for fun. Relax.

  • @Knx3k
    @Knx3k Рік тому +119

    Why are those cuts there my god this is an aneurysm inducing experience

    • @bafflezbiz
      @bafflezbiz Рік тому +2

      Yeah, way to ruin the set. At first I thought they were censoring sections they didn't like, which really pissed me off, but then realized that they're probably trying to avoid copyright claims in hopes to make money off of Louie's stuff, and that absolutely infuriated me. Incredibly sloppy to cut midsentence; and shows zero concern for us and the comic. They can fuck right off!
      Reported and disliked, etc. ;)

    • @lukastaylor9544
      @lukastaylor9544 Рік тому +4

      nice profile pic

    • @courtneysettepani9782
      @courtneysettepani9782 Рік тому +8

      Copy right maybe?

    • @jessedupuy4124
      @jessedupuy4124 Рік тому +1

      @@redneckshaman3099 whats your iFunny?

    • @europa_bambaataa
      @europa_bambaataa Рік тому +3

      Yeah, it's pretty annoying. It's cuz of copyright robots

  • @pitrs101
    @pitrs101 Рік тому +5

    Are you beating them dogs? is line that always gets me 😂😂😂

  • @De5O54
    @De5O54 Рік тому +3

    6:27
    ‘I’ll just write yours, I don’t want a problem’.

  • @bradyoung1714
    @bradyoung1714 Рік тому +9

    Him and Theo Von have the most interesting and hilarious brains ever lol

    • @jasonduvall6565
      @jasonduvall6565 Рік тому +1

      Wait til you meet me

    • @BenThere_DoneThat
      @BenThere_DoneThat Рік тому

      You should check out the episode of Theo's podcast with Louis recently. It's a great ride!

    • @AnteBrkic
      @AnteBrkic Рік тому

      I just checked Theo Von and will never do that again

  • @davidlamb7524
    @davidlamb7524 Рік тому +4

    The year does vary in different societies.
    (Eg It's 2525 in Thailand now)

    • @TK0_23_
      @TK0_23_ Рік тому +2

      But when they deal in international trade or diplomacy, they use the Gregorian calender.

    • @davidlamb7524
      @davidlamb7524 Рік тому

      @@TK0_23_ Good point and true but it's not directly because of the success of Christianity but rather because it's the calendar used by the world dominant power. Christianity is the most subscribed to religion though, with Islam an ever closer second.

    • @codykendall2846
      @codykendall2846 Рік тому +2

      Jokes grossly generalize things. I’m sure he’s aware.

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 Рік тому

      So that song was about Thailand?

  • @Zegeebwah
    @Zegeebwah Рік тому +12

    Censoring Louie stand up to get UA-cam ad revenue? Shameless 👍

  • @Yoda35421
    @Yoda35421 Рік тому +6

    Jesus plus 2017 roflmao

  • @Bendesho
    @Bendesho Рік тому +1

    Audio is way too low

  • @mtsutphin3468
    @mtsutphin3468 Рік тому +1

    It’s 2566 in Most of Asia. Buddha time 😂

  • @bafflezbiz
    @bafflezbiz Рік тому +9

    Way to go with the terrible editing. Why did you make so many cuts midsentence? And then you skip another 3 jokes and he comes back in midsentence, midWORD? What's going on?

    • @martinng370
      @martinng370 Рік тому +1

      I think this is an anti Louis ck channel. All the videos I’ve seen thus far seem to be edited to make him look real bad and are usually out of proper context. That’s a lot of work though, so kudos

    • @martinng370
      @martinng370 Рік тому +1

      But if I’m wrong sorry and thanks for trying

    • @SirCanuckelhead
      @SirCanuckelhead Рік тому +5

      Copyright. Audio pitch changes, not letting any clip run longer then. Really zoomed in so not using full shots.
      All of this so their video isn’t taken down and they can profit from it.

  • @boneappletea3858
    @boneappletea3858 Рік тому +1

    I'll write yours on my check. I don't want a problem. Lol

  • @CiaranP.McCarthy
    @CiaranP.McCarthy Рік тому

    i can almost hear the audio could you edit it down a bit?

  • @mattfinleylive
    @mattfinleylive Рік тому

    Literally crying over ".. they're in the 'Grass Age', They don't have sticks yet..."

  • @thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle

    It's a bit loud could you make the audio more quiet please

    • @seesfractals2462
      @seesfractals2462 Рік тому +4

      Back in my day, we used a remote.

    • @thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle
      @thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle Рік тому +2

      @@MrBiggysmalls87 it's too quiet jackazz if you watched the vid you would know it was sarcasm

    • @TheJoshMaggot
      @TheJoshMaggot Рік тому

      @@seesfractals2462 you sir are an oblivious moron. Please dont talk when adults are talking.

  • @elderbat3333
    @elderbat3333 Рік тому +3

    Us Jews live in the year 5783

    • @marudoethiopia
      @marudoethiopia Рік тому

      No, you live in 2023. 90% of Jews wouldn't know the Hebrew year off the top of their head. Tel Aviv right now has 2023 in every newspaper.

  • @Searching4DMT
    @Searching4DMT Рік тому

    Lmfao i love this

  • @tareqalsalem4768
    @tareqalsalem4768 Рік тому +1

    The audio is great

  • @martinusm7344
    @martinusm7344 Рік тому

    Stop cutting out bits

  • @krissanders987
    @krissanders987 Рік тому +2

    LmAo. It’s so true. We’re literally millions of years of species on this planet, but we’re all simultaneously counting a time a very short amount ago, in name of a ancient Palestinian rabbi in Middle East. It’s so damn weird, but they won the timeline war lol.

  • @geminijake7398
    @geminijake7398 5 місяців тому

    They are starting to edit the word “God” like they do in Muslim communities…This is scary. We will be writing Louis on this one

  • @solarpixiejournals
    @solarpixiejournals Рік тому

    I visited Thailand and they consider the year to be 2566.

  • @Alhaneef1444
    @Alhaneef1444 Рік тому

    Jews will always make fun of jesus because they dont believe he is a prophet

  • @chrislom5288
    @chrislom5288 Рік тому +2

    Well now, about four decades ago I worked in Saudi where it was 1404 AH, and currently in Thailand where I reside it's 2563 BE. So, yes very funny dude but not entirely accurate

    • @SplendidFellow
      @SplendidFellow Рік тому +2

      Wow extremely fascinating. It's not entirely accurate? Wtf is wrong with these comedians? They should get it entirely accurate

  • @noveltycrusade
    @noveltycrusade Рік тому +3

    Deep shit sir

  • @sne299
    @sne299 Рік тому +1

    I love these video, C.K may be the only comic i can ''listen'' to and not watch

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 Рік тому +1

    Stop drinking when you edit audio…
    I’m just going to watch the special directly, the editing hurts

    • @antayze
      @antayze 3 місяці тому

      you sound like a really fun guy

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 3 місяці тому

      @@antayze- I must have been hungover that day, lol

  • @ving3642
    @ving3642 Рік тому +2

    This a copy and pasted version of another video with about a million views, it would be hard to imagine someone else is equally bad at cutting videos.

  • @GnosticAtheist
    @GnosticAtheist Рік тому +10

    Well, the months and days are mostly Roman-Greek Gods and a lot of the world uses their own calendar system, but it is true that internationally the Jesus AD thing is commonly used. But by that logic we are constantly celebrating Roman gods every single month and German gods in the weekdays.

    • @douggieharrison6913
      @douggieharrison6913 Рік тому +1

      imagine taking a joke literally instead of finding the humor in it. Did you also know Obama didn't actually call him and insult people from Phoenix?

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist Рік тому +3

      @@douggieharrison6913 Next time I will add a content warning. I guess it would have been clearer if I have started with "well, ACTUALLY, ..." but that is slightly over-throped.

    • @shadowpriest2574
      @shadowpriest2574 Рік тому

      I mean, the Romans were Christians eventually and same for the germans. Its not as contradictory as you might think.

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist Рік тому

      @@shadowpriest2574 It is not a contradiction at all. Its just nonsense, what it is based on is not relevant. The t(h)ree death cults are basically a mash of contradiction from start to finish in their canons. What we use now is based on whatever we have heard throughout our evolution. When Judaism, Christianity and Islam dies we are probably going to use crap from those sources as well.

  • @thereisnosanctuary6184
    @thereisnosanctuary6184 Рік тому

    I'm 49.
    It's 49 A.J.

  • @mvic81818
    @mvic81818 Рік тому

    Fun fact: there was no year 0

  • @SuperMorriso
    @SuperMorriso Рік тому +1

    One of the cruelest men on earth😂😂😂

  • @stephenr4156
    @stephenr4156 Рік тому

    Thumbs down for edited audio

  • @mohamedalhaneef1260
    @mohamedalhaneef1260 Рік тому

    Nothing bad about loving jesus
    But the jesus that never claimed divinity

  • @JaqenHghar.
    @JaqenHghar. Рік тому

    Most of them do not carefully breed them but w.e. as long as they all get a home

  • @brandonmizulski9087
    @brandonmizulski9087 Рік тому

    CHRIST!!!!

  • @cheekyboy5000
    @cheekyboy5000 Рік тому

    1.7 billion muslims and counting to be fair. Fastest growing religion on the planet. and I say that as an agnostic.

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f Рік тому

      Is it growing faster than non-believers?

  • @dimplezdimples8451
    @dimplezdimples8451 Рік тому

    Is the microphone in the toilet??

  • @lufteze2916
    @lufteze2916 Рік тому

    What year is it? 2023!

  • @mohamedalhaneef1260
    @mohamedalhaneef1260 Рік тому

    The year is 1444 and were coming back soon

  • @bert1913
    @bert1913 Рік тому +8

    "I prayed to Jesus that the women would stand there and watch me finish"

  • @gmh471
    @gmh471 Рік тому +16

    Even more absurd is that we count our years from the birth of a fictional character.

    • @nak3dxsnake
      @nak3dxsnake Рік тому +1

      Even if he was real you'd think after the first 33 years they would've just changed it again.

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 Рік тому +2

      Not fictional, enhanced.

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin Рік тому +3

      Do you consider all famous historical people to be fictional?
      And if not, what's the distinction?

    • @Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King
      @Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King Рік тому +2

      ​@@SquareNoggin well if the stories about a person contain them walking on water, healing the blind and raising from the dead, then they go in the "fiction" category. Pretty sad that I had to explain that.

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin Рік тому

      @@Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King You can reject the miracles, but there's as much evidence that Christ existed as a person (with a significant following) as there is of any other figure in the era. Quite a bit more, really. Plenty of non-Christians wrote about him, Roman records, critics...
      I know it's super cool teenage edgy to say Jesus was fictional but He clearly wasn't. Or if He was, then by that standard so was Nero, or St Joan of Arc, or Plato... No serious historian is going to pretend Christ never lived and didn't have disciples who claimed He performed miracles - even atheist historians who don't believe the miracles. The event of His crucifixion is as well documented as anything in 1000+ years ago history.
      And obviously you're a godless atheist fool so you don't think that crucifixion had anything to do with our salvation - but it was undeniably a pivotal and hugely important moment in western history. It's the basis of easily the mosy influential religion in our history, it prompted the rise and fall of empires, and the dogma and doctrine of that religion shapes our culture and civilization in myriad ways.
      Pretty sad that i had to explain that.

  • @einrand
    @einrand Рік тому

    Audio sucks.

  • @joshuarodgers4498
    @joshuarodgers4498 Рік тому

    Recovering alcoholics

  • @tylermckeage5942
    @tylermckeage5942 Рік тому

    Can’t hear it too quiet

  • @Alhaneef1444
    @Alhaneef1444 Рік тому

    Its 1445

  • @user-wb7nv9ht1g
    @user-wb7nv9ht1g Рік тому +1

    Some counties count the year since Buddha others Muhammad.... Does this guy to straight to his hotel room after performing?

    • @bafflezbiz
      @bafflezbiz Рік тому +3

      That'd be a good guess. Solo sessions are kinda his thing. Although he's been known to bring a +1 on occasion...

    • @timmteller871
      @timmteller871 Рік тому

      And those count dont matter at all. The global standart is the western chritian one. Nobody cares about the other ones.

    • @bilalc4415
      @bilalc4415 Рік тому +1

      Yeah but they use it for religious purposes, not every day. I’m a Muslim and I’ve never said it’s 1444. I actually had to Google it just now. Lol

    • @notsoeloquent
      @notsoeloquent Рік тому

      Who gives a crap?

    • @davidlamb7524
      @davidlamb7524 Рік тому

      His audience also isn't aware of that.

  • @Jbeans11
    @Jbeans11 Рік тому

    This edit is terrible

  • @knowone11111
    @knowone11111 Рік тому +2

    Louis was cancelled right after this special 🤔

    • @TheJoshMaggot
      @TheJoshMaggot Рік тому +1

      He's not cancelled ...and you are a moron.

    • @knowone11111
      @knowone11111 Рік тому

      @@TheJoshMaggot you spelled your name wrong bud, you need to switch the 'M' to an 'F'..

  • @stevenvonsancho
    @stevenvonsancho Рік тому +1

    Christianity is something which is what you guys are stuck with when your team doesn't believe in anything 😂

  • @De5O54
    @De5O54 Рік тому

    No 0

  • @johng9393
    @johng9393 Рік тому

    “christian’s won” aha. he’s talking ages ago. who won lately. hmmm

  • @TYDescartes
    @TYDescartes Рік тому +2

    It's a great piece, but Ethiopia was one of the first Christian countries, so the conceit of the "Come on, Africa" is a bit underinformed/inaccurate.

    • @SplendidFellow
      @SplendidFellow Рік тому

      Ethiopia is Jewish mostly. The line of Solomon. They do have the earliest records of Jesus though, in the rock-hewn churches

    • @TYDescartes
      @TYDescartes Рік тому +1

      @@SplendidFellow Source? Ethiopia has a small but longstanding Jewish community. Historically, it was one of the first countries to make a state religion out of Christianity.

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 Рік тому +4

      None of this matters. He’s telling jokes.

    • @TYDescartes
      @TYDescartes Рік тому

      @@justincoleman3805 I know, bruh.

    • @marudoethiopia
      @marudoethiopia Рік тому

      @@SplendidFellow No it's not lol. It's Christian and then Islam is a close second. There were some Jews but most of them left for Israel 30 years ago. What a silly opinion.

  • @eyemallears2647
    @eyemallears2647 Рік тому +4

    After Louis’s rant on JRE about opening the borders I’ve lost A LOT of respect for him.

    • @rsullivan9595
      @rsullivan9595 Рік тому +18

      I recently bought a potted plant. Watering it every other day or so..

    • @elderbat3333
      @elderbat3333 Рік тому

      Borders are imagery manmade and illegitimate. All humans should share all of the earth.

    • @BuddhaAtheist29
      @BuddhaAtheist29 Рік тому +9

      I doubt he cares and he probably has even less for you.

    • @outdoorloser4340
      @outdoorloser4340 Рік тому +5

      Millionaires love open borders. Cheaper labor for themselves.

    • @elderbat3333
      @elderbat3333 Рік тому

      @@outdoorloser4340 not really open borders. They need people to come in “illegally” so that they can exploit cheap undocumented labor so… actually they want close borders knowing that need and necessity will create “illegal” migration so they can exploit them.

  • @checkoutmyyoutubepage
    @checkoutmyyoutubepage Рік тому

    0:26 this is supposed to be funny?

    • @wRAAh
      @wRAAh Рік тому

      Go get your money back, you non-contributing sourpuss.

    • @natecousins6264
      @natecousins6264 Рік тому +5

      here’s your *fckn* response: yes

    • @checkoutmyyoutubepage
      @checkoutmyyoutubepage Рік тому

      @@natecousins6264 you sound mad.

  • @jonnycrash7389
    @jonnycrash7389 Рік тому +1

    The cuts in editing are horrible