Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Christian || Louis C.K
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2020
- Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Christian || Louis C.K
• Louis C.K Live Comedy ...
Christian
He’s not raising his kids religiously, he teaches them about religion. He tells his kids the same there are many religions in the world, and they’re all equal. But the Christians are the one who won.
#LouisC.K #Live #Comedy
That guy shouting CHRIST!! was such a great intervention 😂😂
He was in on the joke with Louis
@@garbygarb31 p
Pó pop oopp
@Njoroge ...by society
@@garbygarb31 I'd give it a 50-50, could've been planned or could've been a great moment just by sheer luck. Both tend to happen surprisingly equally with live stuff
“ what year is it “
“It’s three”
“ yeah but I am 28”
😂😂😂😂
hahaha
Hahaha I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that’s hilarious 😂
Hilarious
Islamic countries have a different calendar
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like how he shifts dimensions mid clip
it's edited
@@shawnshahpari8681holy duck no shit
@Mark Olson you mean quantum leap
Shawn Shahpari no thats quantum shift
I would like to be educated in quantum physics by youtube comments.
CHRIIIISSSSSTT!!!
Funnist shit
That dude deserves some kind of recognition
He was in on the joke with Louis
@@garbygarb31 it does seem that way
Islamic countries have a different calendar
“ChrOOOIIIIIISSSSSssssTtttt!!!!”
He was in on the joke with Louis
Best part
He ruins it for the other stand up comedians for me. If they can't be this funny, I don't wanna waste my time! 😆
Fact.
Bill Burr, Loui CK and Dave Chapelle are in the league of their own when it comes to comedy
Throw Patrice in there and you have a deal. 👍🏿
I agree with all of those comedians but add Jim Jeffries as one of the best.
& George Carlin
Dude...these are MY top three
*Chappelle
Come back Louie. We need your laughter, life sucks all over the land. So you're not perfect? Join the Club!
he did, he has a new special on his site
Yea but his imperfections are practically Epstein levels of sickness.
@@gamerdru101 I just wanted to let you know that ur comment doesn't really matter that much
*Sick man should never see the light of day again.*
Buy his special
"Daddy, who's Jesus?"
"None of your business"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the individuals who shouldn’t be cancelled “indefinitely.”
Yeah, or at all, since he admitted wrongdoing and profusely apologised, both at the time and many more times years later. People need to get a grip.
@@boiledelephant he back bitches!
He should never have been cancelled at all
He isn’t cancelled.. we’re literally watching him right now
Do you know the details of the case?
3:10 "Since what... CHRIST!!" 😂😂😂😂
Hes a freaking savage 😂🤦♂️ I haven't laughed like this in so long, im serious there's no other guy as funny as him and Bill burr 😁👍
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how would you know that?
He can JO on whomever he wants.
I don't think I've ever laughed harder than the first time I heard Louis say "here's your fuckin soup"
Yep that was sooooooooo funny. Poop fart turd. That make you laugh?
Yes you have
They don't even have sticks yet, they're still in the grass age....that one got me
His new one 'Sincerely' is the best. Get it. It costs $8 but worth every cent.
Yes!! I bought it when he first released it and watched it like 5 times so far lol 👍🏿
Didn’t even know he had a new special, looked it up after reading this and couldn’t be happier
Was at the live show in philly and bought the special... Definitely not the best but was still a solid special and worth buying. I'd probably rank it 4th under 2017, Beacon theater, and comedy store. Also thought some of his delivery in the leaked set was better than it ended up in the special.
Likewise, was not aware. Thank you 🙏
Which one is the one we're watching?
He's a genius, gotta be top 3 all time stand up comedian
Doug stanhope and Louis ck are in the top 2
He started out not funny.
Then, he was the best, by far.
Then, he was not funny, again.
You used to be able to tell how funny it would be based on how much hair he had.
Now, he's hilarious, again.
@@eliaustin3745 😂 wtf…..dis foo has been and forever will be funny. Even when he made knuckle children in front of his neighbor or whatever that sex scandal bullsh*t was….top notch hysterical. Bill Burr however is GOAT!!!!!❤
He’s is exceptionally good yeah but top 3?…
The other 2? You guessed it: Frank Stallone and Don Ohlmeyer.
This amount of humor Louis stuffs in 12 minutes segments is genius
amen...
Loui's delivery is utterly impeccable... 😂👌🏾
When people ask me(maybe twice in my life) my favorite CK bit, it's always just all of them.
"1, 2, let's go everybody 3, come on Africa, 4" . Is an example of how brilliant an suttle he can be.
*subtle
Look, I don’t mean to be a douchebag, but here goes. “Suttle” is spelled s-u-b-t-l-e. I love grammar, spelling, and punctuation, so I couldn’t help myself. Please don’t think less of me. ‘Subtle’ is an irregular spelling, so probably 50% or more of the rest of the English speaking world would have fumbled the spelling, as well. I’m gonna go back to doing whatever douchebag things I was doing before I decided to send some of my ‘douchebagery’ in your direction.
Agreed!
“Which makes sense if you’re a Christian but wtf are the rest of us doing?”… he’s got a point. 😂
As a non-believer, I feel like such a hypocrite when I drive to my parent’s house to celebrate Christmas. That’s like a Nazi celebrating Yom Kippur. Makes no sense to me.
@@curtismcdonald6838 Not really. Christmas, just like basically any other holiday in this religion was taken over from various myths and pagan beliefs, mainly to force pagans to move and celebrate the "true" religion. Look up the origins of Christmas tree, Easter, All saints, and all other holidays and symbols.Many atheists celebrate those things because it's part of the culture, not to cherish any god.
@@pawel4636 I understand I don’t know you. I SHOULD do what you said and research those terms. But you know what? I don’t want to read things. So as an excuse for me to take the easy way out, I’ll say this. Pawel, I trust you. I shouldn’t. But I do. I just have a good feeling about you. Therefore, I’m going to take your post as fact and tell other people who are more cautious than I about this information in hopes that THEY will perform the aforementioned research and tell me what they found this way I will be able to continue being as useless as a half eaten tube steak.
That's a great question actually my unbeliever friend.
@@curtismcdonald6838a terrible analogy..unless you torture someone in your family every Christmas.
How the hell does this guy make the date Funny?!? Wow. Long live CK.
Generations of people have been saying this for millennia. What's more important is that Christians dominated, unfortunately. Yes he's good at it, but many of us have been saying this for generations. He's stating facts. Pointing out hypocrisy
I went to Thailand for the first time in 2004, and was surprised to find that it is 2547 in Thailand, which is the Buddhist calendar.
Islamic countries also have a different calendar
Yup, Buddha lived 500 years before christ
Goddamn it, you made me google year in thailand right now
Wooooooooooow
Yeah, but who cares about Buddhism?
Buy his new shows if you can. Absolutely gold-as you can see. It gets even better. Welcome home LCK.
I can only imagine how enjoyable this clip would be if it wasn't an edited, corrupted mess.
Terrible! Don't just cut away bits of film, please
For copyrights
@@jaybartgis5148 I get it, but it still ruins the pacing.
"Daddy who's Jesus?" "None of your business, go back to bed"
I don’t know about you but we still got the whole show on Netflix In Italy
I've seen this so many times. It never gets old. It's funny every single time.
❤
This is amazing. Thank you Louis Ck, for existing.
concur, infinity
If this is amazing to you, you live an extremely stale life.
Peter Krasher man why would you write shit like this?
That's what she said.
feels good to be a Christian. JESUS!!!!!!!!!
We need more Louis CK
Stop at his hotel. He will give you some Louie to take home
BRING.. THIS.. DUDE.. BACK.. NOW!!! Comedic Genius right here!!
"Yeah, he's afraid of pennies" made me unable to handle my body
And that's just the set-up, not even the punchline!
Comedic genius. He is the best comedian ever.
Bill Burr is close second.
Stanhope. Period.
@@TheHollywoodFarmers - AGREED! Chappelle is on my Mt. Rushmore as well. It's probably Stanhope, Chappelle, Louis and Burr. Norm and Jeselnik are damn good as well. What a time to be alive!
Tim dillon is going places.
@@Berrynyc - Andrew Schulz as well. Tons of great comedy these days.
@@MrOuchiez agree.schulz and
Tim's are the best for now.bill burr is calming down.lately not too much rage in his podcasts.
We know Louis C.K. is flawed, but he also a gift to the world.
I agree. “Let he who is without sin… etc etc”
Yeah like Polio, AIDS and war
@Theo P ahhhhh do you feel better now? Good for you! You warrior for Justice
@@salvagemonster3612. Calm down there, Ace 😁
@@divisiona3974 I am busting balz
"What year is it?"
"Three."
".....yeah, but I'm 28."
XwX
The soup joke is one of my absolute favourites of his. It's such a simple yet masterful piece of misdirection.
This special was one of the best of all time. I laughed the entire time
100%
@Tanmay Katkar it's called he got barged by liberals
@Tanmay Katkar it's called 2017 and you can watch it on Netflix
Or he likes to take his junk out. He admits it’s F’d up. Why can’t you?
”They don’t even have sticks yet” is the best line
Totally forgot about this guy! I haven't laughed like that for a loooong time (I'm a christian too)
Yeah, and you had to tell everyone, like being vegan.😂🤣
Im christian too and i was like u damn right lol
@@revwillyg6450 it's relevant as a topic addressed in the show
Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Dude I'm Christian as crap and this is most true and funny thing I've ever heard....CCHHRIIIIISSTTTTTTTT!!! 🤣🤣🤣
It’s really weird to me as a Jew. Like there’s just literally a couple of us and we don’t let anyone join the religion, and yet the whole world worships our god and follows our religion, even the people on an island in the grass age and we had nothing to do with it. Really weird.
@@jaredf6205 everyone worship your God? What
@@jaredf6205 dude u guys arent even the true Jews. Literally had the nerve to call yourself Jew-ISH, and no one pays attention just like most "Christians" celebrate christmas.
@@randygordy yes, 4 billion Christians and Muslims worship Yahweh, the Jewish god.
@@eim1218 ah of course, a Black Hebrew Israelite, a hate group rivaling the Nazis in racism, called the Black KKK by the KKK.
This made me proud to be a Christian.
I was an agnostic atheist five minutes ago, but I guess I'm Christian now.
Get to work👉🏽📖👀
Nothing makes me laugh harder than this mans comedy.
"She's afraid of pennies," is so good it deserves its own Grand Canyon.
Louis: I have 2 kids.
Audience: *Starts laughing 🤭
He's CLEARLY a student of the Carlin Style...but totally original in his execution of it.
Homie is a Master at audience alert and disarming.
When it comes to making an audience laugh at what one would normally be horrified at being asked to laugh at, he's the best.
Corey Holcomb is another cat that has such an ability.
Corey Holcomb is a BEAST
@@tylerzip2666 51-MF-50🤙🏿🌊⚔️🎴
He’s like Carlin; but actually funny.
I agree with the Carlin comparison in terms of his ability to tip toe to the edge, *almost* lose the audience and then show you that he was in complete control the entire time. However, I’d say that Carlin’s wording was tighter and his vocabulary bigger. Louis tends to drift more than George. But both are all time greats.
@@SKa-tt9nm Facts. Carlin was a master wordologist and expanded many a mind with his contextual development skills.
"come on puppy" is the part that fuckin killed me
Exactly the comment I had in mind
I’m glad I wasn’t drinking my morning coffee when he mentioned the Jewish calendar. Lol!!
Anti-Semite??
“But what the fuck are the rest of us doing????!!” Every thought I’ve ever had in my head that was too big to comprehend so I just moved on, LCK has managed to put it into like 5 absolutely hysterical words that bring me so much joy, and yet, so much (welcome) pain. This man is a treasure and I hate what happened to him. Fuck this world for taking away the one person who kept it real af.
I totally agree. Heartbroken.
good news!he has a new special out on his website
First off, it didn't really "happen to him", it's more like he did it to himself. Second, he's not "taken away by the world", he's still doing stand-up and has new specials. You can find them on his website.
He has a now special called "Sorry".
Its sad that he was treated equally to people who committed sexual assault. He knows what he did was not ok, but come on he asked if he could masturbate in front of women and they said yes. Thats it!
@@CanOfMapleSyrup Sarah Silverman said herself that these people accusing him weren’t in any danger. She let him do it with her. Some people have kinks. Since when is that a crime? These women in particular were looking for an easy payout. Stop white knighting.
Please keep doing what you know the best Louis! Making people laugh!
The gag from Life of Brian put's it best: "Is it AD yet?"
Hi, Louis. The limelight missed you.
Yeah sure line had me in tears 🤣🤣
This is my favorite special ❤️❤️❤️❤️ i know every word
Still die laughing every freakin time
So good
which one is it? I can't find it on his website!!
@@danielcliment8251 i think i used to watch it on Netflix, but i don’t have Netflix anymore… sorry don’t know the title, they probably translated it into something different anyway🤷♀️
@@juliaward2079 thank you for the reply! I found it!! is 2017!
@@danielcliment8251 that’s great 😃 have fun 💋
This is so exact. It’s one of the best
*Louis C.K. is the fuckin greatest. His comedy has aged like fine wine. I can’t wait ‘till he starts back up after all this Coronavirus shit is over. The absolute GOAT* 🙌🏼
I Love you Louie, you are brilliant, come back!!
Lol not be a know it all but this is an old special but I can’t wait until he comes out with his next special I bet it’ll be hilarious
@@samiam6649 lol not to be a know it all but he released a special last month
He already released a new special. You're all bad fans. Cept Richie
I find myself coming back to this every new years. Maybe his best bit ever.
Fucking lost it at "Are you beating up the dogs?" 🤣
that short soup joke, even if I think of it, every time it makes me laugh, because they way he delivers it. Genius. George Carlin 2.0
5:55 omg I almost choked on my sunflower seed laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AND when he stands before Jesus wonder what he'll say?
If Jesus/God, which I don't believe in at all, are actually real - if they/him don't have a sense of humor heaven would be hell
I like you as a person. I can't do PC without the real subjects not just feeling. Thank you for coming back into comedy.
The flaws this man has, are the main reason he became a legend in comedy.
Embrace your flaws.
I have loved Louis since I saw him on the HBO Young Comedians Special... Dave Attell, Anthony Clark, Dave Chappelle, Eric Tunney, and Louis CK. Louis stood out and became mine and my dad's favorite comedian.
Louis is the best at going off script seamlessly and smoothly without skipping a beat, then brings it all back like it was all planned word for word.
The genius is making it seem like he’s going off script. He’s not. And that’s ok. That’s part of his genius. Not that he can’t ad lib. He totally incorporated “CHRIST!!!!” into the bit :)
Because it is planned word for word.
I never thought of it that way. Jesus Christ!!
“Sometimes I even stop the smoking when its time to focus” ASAP Rocky
"How can I be 28 when it's only year three?"
Smart and witty.
“Did you ever think you should stop killing all the funny people.”
Robin Williams
huh?
He is asked, “Why do you think there’s not so much comedy in Germany?” to which he replied, “Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?”
That's the quote you're looking for...
@@orangewarm1 Look up the quote and think about how it applies to the attempt to silence louis CK;-)
@@mikesmith-pj7xz attempt to silence?!?
"The constitution says : You've the right to bear arms or the right to arm bears, whatever tf you wanna do."
¬Robin Williams.
I swear Louis converted more people to atheists than any one in history 🤣
Yeah we won!!! And we better not lose now
“Yeah. Sure.” 😂😂
George Carlin "What time is it" When the hell is it" LEGEND
Every knee shall bow.
" We'll do it..............We'll do it~!".....The best
He has so many characters lol
Sure, he’s a weirdo, but the man is a comedy genius.
@Tom Voke you think that masturbating in front of women without their consent is not weird. please read this over and over until it sinks in what you sound like
Mark Deluca agreed.
@@PretentiousGit How is asking for, and obtaining, their permission not consensual? Is there an instance where he did not get permission?
@Mark Deluca yupp, totally agree. Dan ur lame.
Very far from a genius, you are SHOT
Such a brilliant writer…..fucking amazing 😂
It’s not just the year; it’s universities, the scientific revolution (“man became scientific because he believed in law in nature, and he believed in law in nature because he believed in a law giver.”-C.S. Lewis), and most of the last 2000 yrs of human history, culture, and geo-politics.
The calendar bit is hilarious. ✝️
The Grass Age! Gold!
Hey! New Zealand isn’t still in the grass age, we’ve had sticks since James Cameron moved here
it's 3'... 'yeah but I'm 28'. Genius.
The best dude! Thx!
Still insanely funny.
“CHRIIIIIST!” Is one of the best audience interactions ever and is stuck in my head daily forever.
The Sky 🌌 is very BRIGHT
I almost choked on the water I was drinking when he said he didn’t love any of his nephews
That's what does it for you? You're shot
Pete Knuts is everywhere Louis goes! Such a brilliant detractor!
The nephews probably saw this video
@@richardedwards1546 lol
Come back, Louis! You're one of the all-time greats.
What you may have done is wrong, but cancel culture has no right to what they do, and should be fined/jailed accordingly. Let the people laugh and decide if you're worthy of the limelight ;)
Yeah he should come back and make a new special MONTHS AGO.
He has a new special. I’m not surprised you didn’t hear about it because it got close to no publicity. But it’s on his website. Might be one of his darkest specials though lol. It’s pretty intense. Not his best work but still very funny.
It's not 'the people' who decide who gets the limelight, it's _the media!!_ Wake up, dude. It's called MANIPULATION.
Jailed? Really? Why not put them into the stockade in the town's center square so we all may pummel them with our rotten fruits and vegetables to show our disdain? Would that please you muh lord? LET ALL WHO HATH EARS, HEAR MY WORDS! YOUR OPINIONS HAVE NO WEIGHT AND YOUR IDEAS, NO MERIT. EXPRESSIONS OF EITHER SHALL BE PUNISHABLE ACCORDING TO THE WHIM OF MUH LORD!
@@dannyg1195 Cancel culture is a problem BECAUSE it attempts to vehemently silence voices by surgically destroying lives. It is the antithesis of free expression, inclusion, and diversity.
The soup joke is so simple but so funny because it’s entirely relatable. 10/10
Another GREAT video. Your talking about important things and going through alot that others who have had major OPs certainly also experienced.
It is impossible to know beforehand how your body will feel, react and heal. We often underestimate how severe an OP is, especially one such as yours. It takes longer than you can Image and of course no health professionel is going to give you the straight up truth that you will be in agony for a while.
You are looking great, you are so beautiful.
Keep your spirits up and remember this all truly could be worse, as you often remind yourself.
You're going to make it and things will be normal again someday.
Louis ‘instant classic’ CK
One of the best segments of comedy ever
I love Louis!!
you really need to come back man!!!
Oh cool. When was that??
thats some great honoring of george carlins rant about religion. perfect match
Seriously there is no connection. He simply states the fact that Christianity has influenced the world in such level that we count years by Jesus. I wouldn't even call that criticism. It has nothing to do with George's rant.
And Carlin is a much better "realism" comedian
@@richardedwards1546 You are so brilliant. Where can we see you?
That soup joke is great 😂
I've been searching for that "your dog is really chill" joke for like 2 years now.
Watching this on my Monday off in October
Without a doubt the best standup guy out there
2nd best. Chappelle is #1
Unfortunately, Louis is not "out there" anymore...
Platinum Patience Louis releases a new special earlier this year!! It’s on his website. It’s not his best work but it’s very funny. Just be careful, I think it’s the darkest he’s ever been.
@@bcuztheinternet Hey man, if it's too much to ask, could you possibly send us the link? I'm looking for it everywhere.
Platinum Patience it’s louisck.com the special does cost 8 bucks though
Love this bit... Truth
Greatest Stand-Up Comedian in Human History! 💯
This man is a good example of why A: there's levels to getting cancelled and that's a good thing
And B: maybe a little time off and a bit of struggle IS A GOOD THING for someone who knows how to make use of that time window !
He's more polished and at the same time I think harsher than before...thus better!
This special is from before his debacle.
There's no such thing as cancel culture, Louis is the perfect example of that..media tried their best but he still sold out Madison Square Gsrden 6 nights in a row