0:00 Norm’s a big fat guy 0:33 I’m on acid cut my dick off 0:48 Great Gatsby in 3D 1:09 I think my doctor might be retarded… 1:20 Jiro Dreams of Sushi 1:42 Man dribbles soccer ball, dies 2:05 PAIN and GAIN 2:23 More of a factoid 2:40 Dogs run to get high 3:15 Another man cutting his cock off 3:27 Barbara Walters is in the news 3:48 Papa John’s coke dealer 4:13 Sesame Street welcomes Armando 4:30 TIME magazine’s most influential people 4:54 More of a comment really 5:04 Hate speech is wrong 5:27 Last joke
Nick Swardsen and Norm go together so well. His mind can jump to absurd and hilarious tangents in a way very similar to Norm, and he’s one of the VERY few people I can think of who, when paired with Norm, makes me laugh as much as Norm does. Brilliant.
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of buffe
I think it would be funny if maybe tom myers told that 7/11 joke but it was Paul Revere riding to seven eleven saying "the British want slurpees dude" idk maybe
0:00 Norm’s a big fat guy
0:33 I’m on acid cut my dick off
0:48 Great Gatsby in 3D
1:09 I think my doctor might be retarded…
1:20 Jiro Dreams of Sushi
1:42 Man dribbles soccer ball, dies
2:05 PAIN and GAIN
2:23 More of a factoid
2:40 Dogs run to get high
3:15 Another man cutting his cock off
3:27 Barbara Walters is in the news
3:48 Papa John’s coke dealer
4:13 Sesame Street welcomes Armando
4:30 TIME magazine’s most influential people
4:54 More of a comment really
5:04 Hate speech is wrong
5:27 Last joke
1:39 "Unwatchable"
4:10 "I'm a big fat guy"
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 Are you tom Myers? Did I see you do stand-up comedy in Harrisburg PA? Or Maybe outside DC, or Maryland?
“Now I’m against hate speech, but read that.”
I love how Norm gives the shittiest jokes to Adam and his delivery just makes it even worse 🤣
That's funny but also true.
It is true but I don’t think Adam gets enough credit for being a great straight man and whipping boy.
Adam egret played his role perfectly, show wouldn’t have been the same without him
@@SamuelCAsh-ns3wm he's particularly good at the 'being whipped' bit. but that's just because of prior experience
@@SamuelCAsh-ns3wm Adam doesn't get enough credit for all the years he spent under the Queensboro bridge.
“ I’m against hate speech, but read that.” - Lol, love the Tom Myers bong hit transplant in there. BHT is such a classic bit.
I’m gay
Clop clop The British are coming dude
@@johnnykebab3299you too?
Classic hit as I would say
Never thought I’d see the Norm x Tommy Myers crossover. I’m gay
Nick Swardsen and Norm go together so well. His mind can jump to absurd and hilarious tangents in a way very similar to Norm, and he’s one of the VERY few people I can think of who, when paired with Norm, makes me laugh as much as Norm does. Brilliant.
Great observation. It’s a bummer so many of norm’s guests had a much more sterile headspace, much less yes anding
It's also one of the few times I've seen nick genuinely happy in a pod cast
Easily the best jokes segment in the series
nick swardson rocks
Bong hit transplant is the greatest joke of the 21st century
Its being challenged by shaubs mexican cookie joke
I don’t think I get it
@@beatsbydare You're not innate enough
@@redumbrella6832 I want to get it
@@beatsbydare it's Tom Myers bit
"Reviewers are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit"
That was so simple yet so funny
It's my favourite joke of the whole show
Bong hit transplant was an amazing addition
"Unwatchable!" Thanks Adam! Perfect delivery.
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of buffe
You got any crack?
Brilliant!
They’re an instant hit. Next time bring more than 6 you jerk!!
@@ripdajacker23 sorry and WILL DO!!!!!
@@RyanCoomer Also bring some crack.
One of my absolute favorite blue card reads from the show.
The "unwatchable" quip always makes me laugh.
Lmao nice Tom Myers callout
i love how Norm instigates as comment, and then says "Hey now, you can't say that" he sets it up all the time, I love it
Nick seems like such a cool guy.
Nobody funnier
Um.........so does your mom.
@@BOBINDUN what about Kevin Nealon?
@@billcrotts5456 nobody funnier
@@billcrotts5456 nobody funnier
Ah, bong hit transplant, a fellow man of culture I see...
We’re all gay here bud
He was in a fugue
I've tried pot
Respect
@@billcrotts5456 as someone that have tried pot i could aplaud but i dont feel like lifting my arms dude
I love Nick, he's up there with Kevin Nealon.
Yes
Weeelll I don’t know…
The near infinite loop of normisms he almost gets caught in at :53 is unreal haha "Eh, ee, uh, ee, eh, ee, uh"
Was that last line Nick mentioned about ‘meta World Peace comedy’ a reference to Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort & Charles Carroll show?
Nice touching finding the articles referenced in the jokes. Swardson's blue card segment and the Furley banter is some top tier OGNML
Nice work on the bong hit transplant
Probably my 20th time watching this. Love you Norm and love you Nick. Just saw you in Albany tonight, loved the stories about Norm
This was my favorite episode.
Man this was great
Nick Swardson is definitely up there with the great Kevin Nealon... except for one thing
i miss norm, man. just read the book running the light and wasnt ready for that third act. love you guys.
reading= nerd
The 4 dead thumbs up had me laughing
I love how Norm's blue cards fit what he thinks works with his guests. By these you can see who are Norm's closest friends/guests.
Nick swardson is great here
Norm and Nick are amazing together...wish they would have done Nevada together.
"thats weird right" lol
lmfao bong hit transplant
These were honestly the best jokes that he gave to swardson. He must have really liked him.
"...they're all fine people"
I love the edits so much I’m so happy you did that thank you
Came for Nicky, stayed for Tom Myers shoutout
4:20 what you looking at ayy(A)🤣🤣🤣
run to seven eleven for a moldy old banana
Hey buddy she’s just had a surgery
easily the best jokes section
Did you cut out Adam's joke!? Lmao
I liked the dvd commentary! I swear norm brought out the funniest out of everyone
the last joke delivery was perfect
like actually yes
Steve definitely wrote the great Gatsby one.
Lovely stuff. Thank you!
as a deeply closeted gay man, i truly enjoyed this.
What I'm not gay dont you know what closeted means?!
My two fav UA-cam clip genres, cumtown and Norm have collided finally
Nick does norms jokes the best
the ending is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Love the edits on these.
Thank you for the bong hit transplant
Nick and his dad really hit it off, hit it off the park playing catch with his favourite dad in the street
This must have been when Norm read the 9/11 card, but it’s not here. Really would love to see it in context
Nice remix. 👍🔥🔥
The Tom Meyers edit was brilliant
4:28 of course they are lol. Norm once said he would not make fun of someone he didn't love, he wasn't being racist.
bong hit transplant
Did Nick Swardson say he likes World Peace?????? MDE NEVER DIES
Loved Nick's hate stutter!
That was more a hate Tourette’s than a hate stutter
The inclusion of Tom Myers is top tier 🔥
Why aren't these full episodes available to watch ANYWHERE? I'd pay ffs!
The acid joke gets funnier each time
This one's more like a factoid ! LOOL !
It encourages dogs to run again 🐕..................................................................... to 7-11 for a slurpie 🧐😂
yes the images do help with the comedy!
Was definitely not expecting Tom Myers
Damn I hadn’t heard that Armando joke
I love the inclusion of the GOAT Tom Myers
Can I have them to eat😂
Nick is actually HUGE now lmao
That's funny I smoked some weed in my truck on the way to the gym and suddenly found myself craving a cola slurpee. 7/11. Yes it was glorious.
The Hispanic Sesame Street character joke punchline shoulda been “and stabbed the letters S and A”
Missed opportunity
lol nice
Good stuff just disappointed the last “falling pianos” joke wasn’t added.
Norm Illustrated
0:54 the first sign Norm was dying. Honestly, what the heck Norm? Get it together my man!
A poppa, uh pappa, uh poppa, uh what do you call it? Pappa Johns?
Tom Myers shoutout. 💀😆
Can someone explain the Martha Stewart joke?
At least there will be no more dry meat.
Tom Myers, a comedian!
I'm surprised that some of the jokes are actually based on real news
*_3:45_**_ ”Yapping” before it was cool_*
'Meta world peace comedy.'... did swardson reference Sam Hyde at the end?
The only man funnier than kevin nealon.
I Like that woman who plays Madea.
Accomplished Comedian: Sinbad
@@bottomlinebassin2001 Byron Allen
@@bottomlinebassin2001 please include his title: Accomplished Comedian
Amazing edit, better than source
When did this air?
I used to like Norm, I still do but used to too.
Now lets see kevin Allen's normlights
I fucking love sarcasm it’s my gain and defense
I think it would be funny if maybe tom myers told that 7/11 joke but it was Paul Revere riding to seven eleven saying "the British want slurpees dude" idk maybe
It says here on this card.
When is he going to Reno?
“You know I agains hate speech but read that”
How do i get the full episodes of Norm's shows?
if you keep in mind that its a true story, pain and gain, is actually a good movie.
“To run…..TO 7/11 FOR A SLURPY!!!”
Gif damnit I miss norm v.v
Nick was great
Norm doesn't hold a candle to tom meyers !!! The bong hit transplant king !
"I'm against hate speech but read that"
3:07 a fellow Norm Macdonald x Cumtown fan
Can I have them to eat?