Jokes! with Nick Swardson (BLUE CARD COLLECTION)
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- Опубліковано 22 бер 2022
- Norm Macdonald, Adam Eget and Nick Swardson do some blue card jokes.
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0:00 Norm’s a big fat guy
0:33 I’m on acid cut my dick off
0:48 Great Gatsby in 3D
1:09 I think my doctor might be retarded…
1:20 Jiro Dreams of Sushi
1:42 Man dribbles soccer ball, dies
2:05 PAIN and GAIN
2:23 More of a factoid
2:40 Dogs run to get high
3:15 Another man cutting his cock off
3:27 Barbara Walters is in the news
3:48 Papa John’s coke dealer
4:13 Sesame Street welcomes Armando
4:30 TIME magazine’s most influential people
4:54 More of a comment really
5:04 Hate speech is wrong
5:27 Last joke
1:39 "Unwatchable"
4:10 "I'm a big fat guy"
“Now I’m against hate speech, but read that.”
I love how Norm gives the shittiest jokes to Adam and his delivery just makes it even worse 🤣
That's funny but also true.
It is true but I don’t think Adam gets enough credit for being a great straight man and whipping boy.
Adam egret played his role perfectly, show wouldn’t have been the same without him
@@SamuelCAsh-ns3wm he's particularly good at the 'being whipped' bit. but that's just because of prior experience
Nick Swardsen and Norm go together so well. His mind can jump to absurd and hilarious tangents in a way very similar to Norm, and he’s one of the VERY few people I can think of who, when paired with Norm, makes me laugh as much as Norm does. Brilliant.
Great observation. It’s a bummer so many of norm’s guests had a much more sterile headspace, much less yes anding
It's also one of the few times I've seen nick genuinely happy in a pod cast
“ I’m against hate speech, but read that.” - Lol, love the Tom Myers bong hit transplant in there. BHT is such a classic bit.
I’m gay
Clop clop The British are coming dude
@@johnnykebab3299you too?
Classic hit as I would say
Never thought I’d see the Norm x Tommy Myers crossover. I’m gay
Easily the best jokes segment in the series
nick swardson rocks
"Reviewers are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit"
That was so simple yet so funny
The "unwatchable" quip always makes me laugh.
One of my absolute favorite blue card reads from the show.
Bong hit transplant is the greatest joke of the 21st century
Its being challenged by shaubs mexican cookie joke
I don’t think I get it
@@beatsbydare You're not innate enough
@@redumbrella6832 I want to get it
@@beatsbydare it's Tom Myers bit
The near infinite loop of normisms he almost gets caught in at :53 is unreal haha "Eh, ee, uh, ee, eh, ee, uh"
Ah, bong hit transplant, a fellow man of culture I see...
We’re all gay here bud
He was in a fugue
I've tried pot
Respect
@@billcrotts5456 as someone that have tried pot i could aplaud but i dont feel like lifting my arms dude
Lmao nice Tom Myers callout
"Unwatchable!" Thanks Adam! Perfect delivery.
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of buffe
You got any crack?
Brilliant!
They’re an instant hit. Next time bring more than 6 you jerk!!
@@ripdajacker23 sorry and WILL DO!!!!!
@@RyanCoomer Also bring some crack.
Nick seems like such a cool guy.
Nobody funnier
Um.........so does your mom.
@@BOBINDUN what about Kevin Nealon?
@@billcrotts5456 nobody funnier
@@billcrotts5456 nobody funnier
Bong hit transplant was an amazing addition
I love Nick, he's up there with Kevin Nealon.
Yes
Weeelll I don’t know…
"...they're all fine people"
The 4 dead thumbs up had me laughing
Norm and Nick are amazing together...wish they would have done Nevada together.
Man this was great
Nick Swardson is definitely up there with the great Kevin Nealon... except for one thing
The hypocrisy, or something he cut off?
Nice touching finding the articles referenced in the jokes. Swardson's blue card segment and the Furley banter is some top tier OGNML
Nick swardson is great here
I love how Norm's blue cards fit what he thinks works with his guests. By these you can see who are Norm's closest friends/guests.
I swear Norm's terrible jokes get funnier every time you watch them
he never really tried to appeal much to anyone else it always seemed like whether it was an award show, snl, or the view he was just doing whatever he thought would be funniest to him like bombing on purpose. you can tell he had a ton of fun with this show, doing stupid jokes with a bunch of his friends it was kinda perfect for him
lmfao bong hit transplant
Was that last line Nick mentioned about ‘meta World Peace comedy’ a reference to Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort & Charles Carroll show?
Came for Nicky, stayed for Tom Myers shoutout
The Hispanic Sesame Street character joke punchline shoulda been “and stabbed the letters S and A”
Missed opportunity
lol nice
This was my favorite episode.
i miss norm, man. just read the book running the light and wasnt ready for that third act. love you guys.
reading= nerd
run to seven eleven for a moldy old banana
Hey buddy she’s just had a surgery
as a deeply closeted gay man, i truly enjoyed this.
easily the best jokes section
Nice work on the bong hit transplant
holy shit, the Tom Myers bong hit transplant cutaway
"thats weird right" lol
The Tom Meyers edit was brilliant
Steve definitely wrote the great Gatsby one.
Nick does norms jokes the best
I love the edits so much I’m so happy you did that thank you
BONG HIT TRANSPLANT
I liked the dvd commentary! I swear norm brought out the funniest out of everyone
Love the edits on these.
Did you cut out Adam's joke!? Lmao
Lovely stuff. Thank you!
This must have been when Norm read the 9/11 card, but it’s not here. Really would love to see it in context
the last joke delivery was perfect
like actually yes
0:54 the first sign Norm was dying. Honestly, what the heck Norm? Get it together my man!
bong hit transplant
The inclusion of Tom Myers is top tier 🔥
Nice remix. 👍🔥🔥
Nick and his dad really hit it off, hit it off the park playing catch with his favourite dad in the street
Damn I hadn’t heard that Armando joke
“You know I agains hate speech but read that”
*_3:45_**_ ”Yapping” before it was cool_*
4:20 what you looking at ayy(A)🤣🤣🤣
I fucking love sarcasm it’s my gain and defense
Nick is actually HUGE now lmao
Was definitely not expecting Tom Myers
This one's more like a factoid ! LOOL !
Loved Nick's hate stutter!
That was more a hate Tourette’s than a hate stutter
4:28 of course they are lol. Norm once said he would not make fun of someone he didn't love, he wasn't being racist.
yes the images do help with the comedy!
My two fav UA-cam clip genres, cumtown and Norm have collided finally
Tom Myers, a comedian!
I love the inclusion of the GOAT Tom Myers
Norm Illustrated
I'm surprised that some of the jokes are actually based on real news
"I'm against hate speech but read that"
Tom Myers shoutout. 💀😆
At least there will be no more dry meat.
The only man funnier than kevin nealon.
I Like that woman who plays Madea.
Accomplished Comedian: Sinbad
@@bottomlinebassin2001 Byron Allen
@@bottomlinebassin2001 please include his title: Accomplished Comedian
Good stuff just disappointed the last “falling pianos” joke wasn’t added.
'Meta world peace comedy.'... did swardson reference Sam Hyde at the end?
It encourages dogs to run again 🐕..................................................................... to 7-11 for a slurpie 🧐😂
It says here on this card.
Amazing edit, better than source
Did Nick Swardson say he likes World Peace?????? MDE NEVER DIES
That's funny I smoked some weed in my truck on the way to the gym and suddenly found myself craving a cola slurpee. 7/11. Yes it was glorious.
A poppa, uh pappa, uh poppa, uh what do you call it? Pappa Johns?
“To run…..TO 7/11 FOR A SLURPY!!!”
Gif damnit I miss norm v.v
if you keep in mind that its a true story, pain and gain, is actually a good movie.
I think it would be funny if maybe tom myers told that 7/11 joke but it was Paul Revere riding to seven eleven saying "the British want slurpees dude" idk maybe
How do i get the full episodes of Norm's shows?
We miss you norm
Richard Clock
Norm doesn't hold a candle to tom meyers !!! The bong hit transplant king !
Can someone explain the Martha Stewart joke?
I'm a big fat guy
3:14
When did this air?
When is he going to Reno?
Where's Jet Blue airlines
.?
Uh.... 9/11 airlines?
Ah fuck did I forget to include that one? I forgot on account the powers that be cut that joke out of the final version of the episode
Fortunately it aired lived so we have it. They tried to take away blood and bones from us too
Meta world peace comedy?
I'm against hate speech but read THIS
I give this two thumbs up syndrome.
👍🏼👍🏼
Hey man are you still alive?