Jokes! with Bobby Lee (BLUE CARD COLLECTION)

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  • Опубліковано 1 бер 2022
  • Norm Macdonald does blue card jokes with bobby lee and virulent anti-semite adam eget
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  • @lukezeiolf6977
    @lukezeiolf6977 2 роки тому +485

    I haven’t heard a new blue card joke in forever. He’s really slacking lately

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 2 роки тому +18

      I would pay money to own every single blue card joke from his Live show and the Netflix show. There's SOOO many that go unused.

    • @deadmeatjb
      @deadmeatjb Рік тому

      Norm has faked his death and fled to Argentina like his contemporaries

    • @fixitfelix718
      @fixitfelix718 Рік тому +2

      I have never HEARD a blue card joke segment...this video was great...the subtitles are awesome...i am deaf.

    • @kova1729
      @kova1729 Рік тому

      He's fucken dead

    • @andyward8430
      @andyward8430 Рік тому

      Yeah he’s gotten really lazy.

  • @driftless7134
    @driftless7134 2 роки тому +146

    The way Norm punctuates with, "It is a long way..." makes me laugh every single time. Rest well you legend!

  • @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
    @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 2 роки тому +214

    Best joke segment of the third season. And the california pizza kitchen one of the best jokes of the entire show.

    • @mmmben
      @mmmben 2 роки тому +42

      Oh, he ate it.

    • @brycejohnson7894
      @brycejohnson7894 2 роки тому +8

      The Dirty Johnny story is my all time favorite

    • @byHexted
      @byHexted 2 роки тому +7

      I like the bowl of hair one

    • @KPac1234
      @KPac1234 2 роки тому +5

      Te projection bj one is funniest

    • @Scrotchkins
      @Scrotchkins 2 роки тому +12

      @@mmmben that 'oh' kills me. Like he's surprised at the joke HE wrote 😂

  • @seanl6478
    @seanl6478 Рік тому +42

    I love how Norm says the bowl cut joke, laughs, and immediately points out the staff member who wrote it hahs

  • @bajaborracho9139
    @bajaborracho9139 2 роки тому +66

    I love how bobby lee sincerely tries to make sense of norms ridiculous blue cards.

  • @Batmonthesequel
    @Batmonthesequel 2 роки тому +56

    “Yeah fuck it; throw some clouds on there. Fuckers dead anyway”

  • @EJBing
    @EJBing 2 роки тому +78

    The steampunk joke was 🔥

  • @robertshank2928
    @robertshank2928 2 роки тому +45

    “But boy. Oh boy.”

    • @tylermccabe4817
      @tylermccabe4817 2 роки тому +4

      That joke is in my top 5 favorite jokes, maybe 3.

  • @jessehenderson2967
    @jessehenderson2967 2 роки тому +129

    The Pizza joke gets me every time, but its less of a joke and more of a comment really.

    • @Scrotchkins
      @Scrotchkins 2 роки тому +12

      I think it's a joke "technically"

    • @diego1590
      @diego1590 Рік тому +2

      @@Scrotchkins maybe an observational joke.

    • @shlecko
      @shlecko 5 місяців тому +1

      It's generational

    • @erictseitz
      @erictseitz 5 місяців тому +2

      Hundred percent true!

    • @smasanomas
      @smasanomas 3 місяці тому +2

      I'd claim it's more of a factoid.

  • @perryusher4759
    @perryusher4759 2 роки тому +44

    “Everything was going well until these jokes showed up. Ya know?”

  • @TheCirca1981
    @TheCirca1981 2 роки тому +23

    Oh he ate it

  • @ToxicTeacherTTV
    @ToxicTeacherTTV 2 роки тому +13

    "it's the healthiest way to prepare punk."

  • @frankwagner3659
    @frankwagner3659 2 роки тому +29

    Round the 2:16 mark, they must have taken a quick break to hotbox the room.

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted 2 роки тому +47

    “There’s Tony, he’s dark, and he gives me the creeps, but they’re awfully good creeps”

  • @JGunit
    @JGunit 2 роки тому +23

    Man I just love Bobby Lee, especially the part where you can become very very very acquainted with his wife.

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted 2 роки тому +19

    If you love this show and haven’t read Norms book you’re missing out. Adam eget is basically the secondary character and it’s hard to tell if these are things he actually said or if norm made it up, but if norm made it up he’s really good at sounding like Adam Bc it’s exactly how he talks on this

  • @shainmays667
    @shainmays667 2 роки тому +8

    Nice edit with the blue sky overlay thingy, tasteful!

  • @rtifishul
    @rtifishul 27 днів тому

    The delivery of the andy & tony joke is otherworldly

  • @chad6900
    @chad6900 2 роки тому +11

    I missed out watching this episode. I was selling Sinbad some socks.

  • @FavianShields
    @FavianShields 2 роки тому +38

    Norm will always be king of anti jokes

    • @charlesdarwin7253
      @charlesdarwin7253 2 роки тому +8

      Don't call these anti-jokes though, Norm resented that label, plus I think it's counter-intuitive to label his legitimate comedy as a collection of "anti-jokes" just because he's unorthodox.
      Norm's philosophy is "when someone doesn't laugh at a joke, *that* in itself is inherently funny" but when something is so unfunny that it's funny, that isn't an anti-joke.
      An example of a legitimate anti-joke is Andy Kaufmann going on the Tonight Show without an act, just begging the audience for money. He had no punchline at all; the humour was entirely the audience's creation. Andy Kaufmann didn't care if he pulled it off or not, but in the process he painted a picture of a TV audience laughing at a desperate man who's begging for change because he's fallen on hard times. It's more like a philosophical analogy than a comedy bit, and that's what an anti-joke is.

    • @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
      @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 2 роки тому +2

      @@charlesdarwin7253 Good lord, the comment is as long as your beard.
      Ain't nobody reading that, Charlie.

    • @charlesdarwin7253
      @charlesdarwin7253 2 роки тому +7

      @@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 congratulations on your disdain for written language

    • @charlesdarwin7253
      @charlesdarwin7253 2 роки тому

      @@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 I gotta bet you didn't read Norm's memoir.

    • @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
      @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 2 роки тому +3

      @@charlesdarwin7253 it makes me sleepy.

  • @teeheeteeheeish
    @teeheeteeheeish 25 днів тому +1

    Some of these jokes should have stayed in the vault

  • @kelzuya
    @kelzuya 2 роки тому +5

    They gave Egret some OK jokes in this one.

  • @JosephE-yd6ks
    @JosephE-yd6ks 2 роки тому +5

    It is a long way!

  • @gyrocopter
    @gyrocopter 2 роки тому +12

    I've always prided myself on being an Andy during the day and a Tony all night!

  • @deadliestvice5356
    @deadliestvice5356 2 роки тому +3

    "Bfffthaaaaah."

  • @davidsandall
    @davidsandall 11 місяців тому +4

    Accomplished comedian Bobby Lee...

  • @TheBucknative
    @TheBucknative 3 місяці тому

    Oh....heaven.....I get it....RIP NORM

  • @TheBucknative
    @TheBucknative 3 місяці тому

    Solid gold!

  • @macklemorganfreeman8488
    @macklemorganfreeman8488 11 місяців тому +1

    Theory: norm really was closeted and he was in the middle of a love triangle with Andy Richter and Tony hinchcliff

  • @HaiLe-ep9qw
    @HaiLe-ep9qw Рік тому +1

    Norm Macdonald was a lot like Jack Handey. They were both great representatives of Mank Ind.

  • @polreamonn
    @polreamonn 8 днів тому

    @Blue Card Collection? I love the "coloured jokes".

  • @daBEAGLE1017
    @daBEAGLE1017 2 роки тому +1

    Hows it been going IDEKHWS? Been hangin out under the Chicago Loops bridge lately?
    Hope all is well friend.

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 2 роки тому +6

    I have all day but how much longer is this

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 2 роки тому +10

    The jokes are terrible but the people telling them are hilarious.

    • @kayceeyou
      @kayceeyou 2 роки тому +2

      Yes, the picture frame joke is terrible but hilarious in this segment.

  • @wrestlingluva
    @wrestlingluva Рік тому

    Oh, he ate it

  • @jorgeyaquilugobeltran
    @jorgeyaquilugobeltran 10 місяців тому

    Andy or Tomy ? Bit 😂😂😂

  • @johnmurdoch8534
    @johnmurdoch8534 10 місяців тому

    I love how bobby eventually refuses to do anymore jokes about being gay at a certain point.

  • @tb89117
    @tb89117 2 роки тому +12

    Can someone please explain the tony and Andy story? Is there a joke in there somewhere?

    • @nmaurok
      @nmaurok 2 роки тому +23

      just the tone and delivery is hilarious; it's a parody of the newspaper columns where you write to get romantic advice from a lady usually in their 50s

    • @abrahamlincoln9758
      @abrahamlincoln9758 2 роки тому +6

      The joke is that it's a joke and you're not laughing, which is hilarious.

    • @mmmben
      @mmmben 2 роки тому +5

      It's not funny, but it's funny that he told it.

    • @yourmother3207
      @yourmother3207 2 роки тому +9

      @@nmaurok hes dark... and he gives me the creeps !

    • @onlyashes89
      @onlyashes89 2 роки тому +1

      @@yourmother3207 but they’re awfully nice creeps

  • @GigaBoost
    @GigaBoost 2 роки тому +2

    Oh, you ate it?

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 2 роки тому

    2:35 “wait wait wait wtf?” 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @kpd3308
    @kpd3308 2 роки тому +2

    Andy or Tony. The world may never know.

  • @santiagomiller6891
    @santiagomiller6891 2 роки тому +3

    I feel like there is more to the Andy and Tony story

  • @jeremywickwire565
    @jeremywickwire565 2 роки тому +1

    I’m on team Andy.

  • @jimmyjohns2905
    @jimmyjohns2905 2 роки тому +2

    Can someone explain the cod joke to me? I'm too stupid to get it

    • @intothemild9414
      @intothemild9414 5 місяців тому +2

      "No" in Spanish means "no" in English.
      "Bacalao" in Spanish means cod.

    • @TheJacklikesvideos
      @TheJacklikesvideos 3 місяці тому

      if you're asking someone to explain a Norm MacDonald joke, you already got it.

  • @bergercg
    @bergercg 2 роки тому

    Who is it now? Andy or tony?

  • @natedoggrevolution
    @natedoggrevolution 2 роки тому

    RICHARD CLOCK

  • @remydaitch9815
    @remydaitch9815 Рік тому

    RIP

  • @RedCloudServices
    @RedCloudServices Рік тому

    who is Bobby Lee?

  • @coffeepot3123
    @coffeepot3123 Рік тому +2

    Well let's be frank, bobby ain't a fella' that read jokes well.

  • @anonymoose2474
    @anonymoose2474 11 місяців тому

    You absolute ruined the 401k bit, bobby messing up the line is 95% of why the moment was so funny

  • @bloodyDeagle77
    @bloodyDeagle77 Рік тому +1

    What's with this shit clouds overlay mid video? I was enjoying it till then.

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Рік тому

      You gotta lay off the under aged girl anime crap. It's bad for your health.

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 2 роки тому

    He was talking about baklava but search bacalao.

  • @fermisurface2616
    @fermisurface2616 2 роки тому

    Is Bobby Lee funny?

  • @fredgardner2870
    @fredgardner2870 2 роки тому +6

    Bobby Lee was funny at one time?

    • @rudmanpaul2812
      @rudmanpaul2812 2 роки тому +18

      I think it was around the time he was transitioning from being mexican

    • @abrahamlincoln9758
      @abrahamlincoln9758 2 роки тому +2

      @@rudmanpaul2812 Go Raiders!

  • @coryander4918
    @coryander4918 Рік тому

    where did the full episodes go???