Reading AWFUL ONE STAR Persona 5 Reviews
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
- Once again we're diving deep into the depths of Google reviews and Metacritic to see the lowest reviews of Persona 5, and now this time, Persona 5 Royal as well. Just what will we find down here in the one star review section? If your guess wasn't Bowser then trust me, you'll be surprised. Hope you enjoy! :D
Sorry for the delay by the way, got really busy this past week and this one took a while to make on top of that. Next one will be this sunday though!
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5:02 best part hands down, I’m expecting my Oscar in the mail soon
Also sorry for the delay things got crazy busy
lmao wtf, did Adachi write that review?
that part was top tier voice acting congrats my dude 😎
Not enough to give it a low score, but I definitely agree with Yoshizawa only joining at the very fucking end, and having no choice but to partner up with Adachi-sorry, Akechi again to be questionable choices.
Still enjoyed the fuck out of the game.
@@gadgaurd3139 Nah, akechi a bro.
It's too good. Actually 10/10
A Dumké mastahpeece.
I had crippling insomnia too until my talking cat (that isn't a cat) tells me to go to sleep. He's just so convincing.
Bro I just talked to my cat. I told him I wanted to sleep and boom, I just did it
I too love my Persona Telepathic Sleep Device, no more trouble falling asleep.
Wish my IRL cat did this for me :(
@@HeavenlyM Well there is a slight chance it might develop a borderline obsessive crush on one of your friends so some give and take. Small price to pay for a good night's sleep imo lol
@@aaronbryan5095 Ah yes,a fellow Jamezietocool fan.
That one guy has a point kasumi… she was advertise so heavily, they really made you think she was going to be playable a lot earlier. Her being available for only the last palace felt so worthless. I thought it was great to have Akechi/Loki in your party that. That was honestly badass.
Yeah but they managed to fuck it up by making his third persona only available on the last bossfight and only if you complete an overly complicated sequence of stuff completely unintuitive without a guide
Well, she appears sooner than when you can use her in combat
Same with everyone else
@@endeav0r_49 by overly complicated sequence of stuff, you mean the social link right?
@@emeraldpistol1251 yes but you have to make some specific choices in order to unlock his third awakening, even if you have the confidant at 10 it is entirely missabls
@@endeav0r_49 oh damn really? I never knew that.
If you're lv 30 and you still die to mobs in P5R then you're definitely doing something horribly wrong
@@azlanadil3646 I died a lot there too, still beat it.
@@azlanadil3646 no he's at the boss fight of Okumuras palace and doesn't know how to learn/write down or Google weaknesses xD
Maybe they just didn't know how to fuse personas
@@jonathynmurray4890bro doesn’t know how to press L1
@@jonathynmurray4890if you are lvl 30 at Okumura's fight then you need to level up. I was level 30 and I needed to reach level 55 before I could meet the DPS requirement.
And before you ask yes I was baton passing to maximize my damage, how else could I have reached the 5th palace at half the level of the normal trash mobs in said palace.
I had insomnia for two weeks while playing this game because I never wanted to stop playing.
Same 💀
First time playing it a few days ago. Ended up playing the game for 12 hours straight 😭
SAMEEEEEEE
tbh I understand the Kasumi comment lol. if you weren't a Persona fan going into vanilla P5, and you were excited for Royal (especially since the fandom knows how these rereleases work in terms of the story), I wouldn't fault you for being led to believe Kasumi was gonna have a MUCH bigger role. while the base game itself gives us ALOT for Kasumi's character, including a Confidant, not being able to play as her until Maruki's palace is honestly a HUGE miss. they could have had Kasumi playable at least during Sae's palace since she does save Joker.
these reviews are killing me tho lmfao
I would have taken being able to use her in Mementos between Sae and Shido too, just to keep her badass intro intact.
Honestly, it's really the fault of the fanbase who will always find a way to bash Atlus for any change or additions to the main story, even if it's so small and minor, they shaped Atlus to be this way. One UA-camr I know always blames Atlus for these things claiming they're a bunch of idiots, but really, he should actually bash the "They Changed It, Now It Sucks" fanbase for shaping Atlus to becoming this way. Another UA-camr is the perfect representation of a fan who expects the original story out of the rerelease, like in his videos, every single alteration or addition a rerelease does for the main story in anyway shape or form, he always beats it down like it ruined the main story while when talking about Royal, he praises it for not following this mistake (These are legit his opinions). One commenter I know of actually takes the way Kasumi was treated in Royal as if her only real purpose here is to hammer in on the fanboys and please them, much like how Aigis was betrayed in the P3 movies.
I just get annoyed by how perfect Kasumi is, and I hate the word “senpai” with a passion.
0:12 no one let this guy play SMT, they won't be pleased with the fact of having to think in all battles
I collectively played Persona 5, 4 times and Nocturne twice, and I lost to Pretas in SMT V
_Me who is playing the game with AI allies_
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 if you are not a masochist i will be highly surprised
@@adriahrin3284 Yes I am a masochist and I am loving it
It looks like FES is right up my alley
In SMTV at least you don't really have to think that hard for most battles. All you have to do is remember the enemy's weakness, and spam it.
As a massive Persona fan, I totally get how overbearing the fanbase can be.
Person at 5:02 comes off as an incel. Calling video game characters "sluts" is a pretty telltale sign.
well is not that the characters are slutty but it is more that there is obvious Fan Service that is annoying sometimes, like why all characters like the prota? It feels weird, in Persona 3 there were characters that got mad at you or have problems with you like the Chad Junpei. It feels more natural.
So people should just take characters being hypersexualized instead of being developed in stride?
@@samhollow5332 don't like hypersexualization, don't play a japanese game ... it's not for prudes. Also since when are those two attributes necessarily mutually exclusive?
@@samhollow5332 It isn't even hypersexualized. So.. Your argument is moot.
@@CrowYaeger Ann
The comment by Mantaro at 4:13 is literally "There's no Russian translation, like AT ALL! That's all I have to say about the game." in Russian lmao
And 4:32 in Russian...
"The dialogue choice is repetitive"
Also the dialogue choice:
"I'm a dad"
"Ryuji is a phantom thief"
"Beep boop"
"It's time for button mash"
"That's the best part"
"Want me to strip?"
"Honey I'm home"
"Something witty"
"Strip for him Ann"
"Excuse me while I vomit"
"I'm a dad" is just pure hilarity
I don’t think I’ve gotten to a part where I can say “excuse me while I vomit” but I really hope joker vomits
Also, "PUNISH ME MORE"
@@hinotoritheobliterator6556 im disappointed that option dsoent give you blue notes
PUNISH ME MORE
The fact that normal enemies are actually dangerous until you learn their moves and equip the correct persona to mitigate risk is one of the best things about Persona's combat system. Actually makes you use the game's systems if you don't want to become close friends with the game over screen.
I actually think the enemies in p5 are shit easy even in merciless and it's made worse by p5r just making you stronger. With the exception of mementos bosses you're always gonna be 10 times stronger than whatever you're fighting.
I always wonder how bad these people are playing to loose like this, do they think turn based combat means press the attack button then wait for the enemy to do something and repeat?, like I’m bad at strategy games but even I can get through the game (at least until sae’s palace, still playing right now) in hard mode (excluding Kamoshidas and Okumura’s), then again I’m the kind of guy who is level 60 at sae’s, has 125hrs, multiple level 70-80 personas and an Alice with Just die, Die for me, mudo boost and curse amp
@@tomas_iss7469 I don't really blame people for being bad at JRPGs. Too many RPGs that just use combat as a means too fill time between story events instead of actually presenting any challenge too the player have taught many people that yes you can infact just get your numbers really big and attack spam your way through most games until you get too maybe the final boss and the super bosses.
The best Persona/SMT bosses have the exact opposite design philosophy. You can grind all you want too but 1 it's gonna be slow as molasses once you start to get over the level the devs expect you too be at and 2 it's not going too help at all unless you overhaul your strategy in most situations.
I think the boss that adheres too this philosophy the best is Minotaur from SMT4. Players that encounter that boss for the first time will find themselves getting torn up by high crit low accuracy single and multitarget physical attacks that cannot be outhealed even if you get lucky and he doesn't actually land any crits (not likely). Lowering his attack power isn't an option either because he has a move that let's him raise it by 2 levels (buffs stack multiple times in most SMTs) every time he uses it so you'll oom yourself trying too keep up with that. Even with all of that going against the player there is still a solution that will kill him pretty consistently and it's pretty simple. Just stack up a few sukukaja and sukunda and those deadly physical attacks get turned into Minotaur throwing away his entire turn by missing. Minotaur has no way to undo accuracy debuffs for himself or lower the player's dodge so once you got the buffs established your pretty much safe.
Nah youre wrong there, the fights get really boring because if you know their weaknesses, its just find the persona with the weak skill for that enemy, then hold up, the fight is finished
@@bongodongo9229 Yeah P5 is pretty easy once you know what you are doing. I think it's a great first SMT/Persona experience for those who have never played a JRPG that you can literally just attack spam your way through 99% of.
“Japan loves psychopaths!”
Meanwhile we’re watching Dahmer and listening to true crime podcasts.
I hate when people leave misleading ratings that may turn people from a game for reasons that likely won't even apply to them (such as DLC or the system it's on), like bro just rate the game for what it is. I say this because some people may not even realize that they may have turned down a good game over some reviews that weren’t even actual criticisms of said game. As for the good reviews with low ratings, I assume that they are misclicks.
What do you think about troll ratings then?
@@beth5627 hm... I didn't expect a response to this... well, if it's an obvious enough troll (as in not something that could realistically be a complaint but is said in jest) then I don't really care.
When you tried to read in Italian I was dying from laughing, and also, by being an Italian myself, I was kinda embarassed for the fact that most of Italian videogamers are the most salty people in the world, and our "videogame journalists" are even worse.
Except this, great video like always
P.S. Little advice, when you try to read something in Italian, try to read every word just like it is written, because in Italian, for example, the pronunciation of A is not "ei" but "a".
In Italian there are also a lot of other rules but they are a lot harder ti explain and just reading a word as It is written is not very easy for someone who's not used to speak Italian.
Sorry for the poem.
Hahaha I’ll definitely take that Italian advice, and yeah it’s interesting. When I first saw a comment saying the Italian gaming landscape and Italian game journalists were kinda questionable, I thought it was just the one dude’s opinion, but seeing all these comments also mentioning the same thing is showing me that’s not the case. I’m sorry you guys have to deal with that
What was the closest thing you had to the Ides of March lately? Namely if Video Games are the subject matter.
OMG MOM LOOK NEW HEAVENLYM VIDEO!!??!!
Italian girl here! Here's a translation of the two sentences. 0:58 First one: " after i heard so many good things about this game, i tried it.... It lasts for more than 100 hours.... amazing!"
4:26 Second one: " if only i hadn't read any reviews i would have said... well it's a fun little game after all... low budget... almost no cutscenes.. a lot of chit chat between characters almost as if they were paralyzed" (the guy made a grammatical error with the verb but i fix it for ya in the translation lol)
(edit:changed some things to be more grammatically correct and also, these are the full sentences now)
Mi hai battuta sul tempo
Nel primo se stoppi in tempo leggi che diceva "100 ore!!! Bellissimo" poi non si vede il resto
@@-max6597 sono la luce fatta ad essere umano KEK
@@nicop6085 non l'ho visto, grazie di averlo detto
che bambino, se a te non piacciono i giochi lunghi non giocare in generale ai jrpg, che poi se preferisce giochi di merda che si finiscono in 2 ore che non lasciano nessuna sensazione dopo averli finiti, o ancora peggio giochi senza una storia saranno problemi suoi
HeavenlyM: "Do you really need these dumbass Kasumi costu-"
*YES*
Absolutely.......................but at a reasonable price
I would but it just for the Rin costume
0:30 "expand from the prvious 2 entries"
THEYRE ALL BASICALLY SEPERATE GAMES
One actually fair criticism is the underuse of Yoshizawa. I can get behind her not joining for the Casino because of overlap with Akechi as the Bless user (and his knowledge of her past), but she absolutely should have joined for the Cruiser and Mementos Depths to replace Akechi and round out the party. Yes, they would have had to reanimate some cutscenes, but it would have integrated her into the team so much better than having her join just for the Laboratory. That arc was amazing, but I wish she got more time beforehand (and more time to use Cendrillon instead of just rushing her to Vanadis)
Hey, we found the one person who was helped by Morgana reminding them to go to sleep
Hahaha good point
Well done once again my friend! I'll show this to the rest of the guys.
❤️❤️❤️ Thanks so much!
I put 120 + hours into Royal so far and really loved it! I can't wait for the 3 portable and 4 golden ports! I played Strikers and also really liked it.
Personally, I love P5R because the og P5 ending was quite bitter sweet and the bullets made sense butI find it a pain to dead with, so the every battle new bullets made things much easier for my end
I never used any of my bullets because what if i need them later? Just like all the Soma and Beed chains collecting dust in my inventory.
The airlock puzzels? Dude I completed that while exploring, like I was still treasure hunting when I came out at the end, that was barely a thought.
apparently lots of people had trouble on the airlock puzzles for some reason and i always found them pretty straight forward i honestly dont know how they struggled with it i think theres only a couple spots you can mess up. the color maze in the final palace is much harder imo
@Brandon Withnell
Yeah I never understood it lol. My gf who literally never played a video game before got through the airlock first try. The final palace though? Fuck that one. Just use your grappling hook joker. Jesus Christ
@@brandonwithnell612 IDK what could actually be troublesome about the airlock puzzle. What I see potentionally becoming frustrating is the rat sections in Shido's and even the of you have half a second of patience it isn't annoying at all
"I still get killed by normal mobs at level 30! 😫"
Huh, it's almost as though games are designed to get more challenging the further you get... Like, the game has some sort of difficulty scaling so late game so feels challenging and rewarding... or something...
idk why, but I assumed he was still like in the first palace or something and he still sucked that badly
At level 30 I was fighting Futaba's mom 💀
pretty sure the guy with insomnia is falling asleep to the music .... because it was SOO good
P5 music does put me to sleep in a good way
Playing through Evening times is hard when you've been playing for 12 hours straight. Trying to stay awake through Beneath the Mask is *hard*
As someone who never played P5 Vanilla, I'm glad there was Royal, a version that improved the faults of the original and slapped a bit more content. I could see why someone who played the original wouldn't be so fond of having to do that lengthy journey all over again, but even then, others welcomed that opportunity.
To be fair, p5r makes everything in it's power to make that second journey as easy as possible, with all the QOL improvements i somehow managed to max almost all the confidants (except Shinya and the politician) without overly relying on a guide
I started with playing royal and got curious about vanilla, the two games to me felt like different games
yeah no the "can't be gay" one is valid, cosigned, Ryuji should've been a romance option
Not valid, especially written in that entitled tone, crazy as people who ship Akechi and Joker
Coomer
@@DucaCremisi Why
@@s_oba Projection
Kanji should’ve been a romance option as well in Persona 4
gotta be honest 14 playthroughs consecutively in (waiting for xc3, and jobless so i both say i achieved a success and failure simultaneously) its sometimes hard to get to 5/18 without mashing cross
14 playthroughs???
@@aquano1972 yes
i dunno if im in an eternal cage or enjoying it atm now
I plan to get all the endings soo...
At least I am not commiting saving sins
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 even the ones for failing every deadline?
one at a time?
bc if so i dont even have the courage to do that
@@enzoforgets9456 I already left a save open for the failing the Shido deadline one. I asume there is one for Mementis too and I have a save set for that. I don't think the others have a deadline fail condition but tell me if they do.
I mean you must love pain to put yourself through a game for 105hrs only to say that it isn't good. 🤣🤣
I guess it’s better than saying it’s not good when they only played for 10 hours, at least they bothered to finish it to have a full opinion
I mean, I forced myself through SMT V, since I was hoping for it to get better towards the end, so I can somewhat understand this guy (even though SMT V isn't 105 hours long)
Smt III Nortunce should not have made me laugh like this
Review: Bowser Bowser Bowser Bowser
Kagato: Somebody rang?~
1:35
HeavenlyM is hispanic?
I knew there another reason I liked the guy.
Don’t sweat the pronunciation, only gets better with practice.
And besides, the half-hearted pronunciation added to the comedic effect. 👍
4:23 watch it, the 2nd season is a masterpiece.
good video as always my guy. bowser bowser bowser bowser
For sure at some point. I gotta see how he ends up letting down poor you know who :( bowser bowser bowser bowser
The "100 hour long movie" dude, clearly haven't played Xenosaga 1.
This is my critical opinion of the game:
Hoo boy
When you date every female confidant.
1:19 this guy is hilarious, what an original joke
I love Akechi. He needs his own game
Make akechi shipping re... I mean shipping drug a real game
Yessir
"bad video and too long bowser bowser bowser bowser" -LazThePortato, probably… 2:18. I swear, that review made me laugh. From now on, I shall end all my sentences with bowser bowser bowser bowser to honor their existance… bowser bowser bowser bowser
I love shin megomi tensay gaems, hands down my favorite is Bible.
Also nice uploading on Sunday
Last bible is low-key kinda fun
Not a low review but there was an Amazon review saying I cant believe they made a game about my favorite anime. I wanted to kms when I saw that review. I hope that guy realizes the anime was based on the game
1:45 He will have his wish granted soon.
Dang it sure is 😅
Lmao, even with all the problem I have with P5 I'd still give it a 4/5 and I consider myself a SMT elitist.
P5 is a bit too “safe”, but it is genuinely a great game, and above a majority of Megami Tensei’s catalogue imo.
0:55 woah it's my language, pizza language! It translates to "After I heard good things about this game, I tried it... It lasts over 100 hours!!!! Very beautiful."
And then a 0 vote.
Excuse me what the fu-
Right? I ran it through google translate while editing and I was confused lmao
credo sia ironico, oppure è stupido, come quelli che sul play store scrivono "gioco bellissimo" e poi lasciano una stella
@@_a.lel_ non credo sia ironico. Forse è lo stesso che dice che "i dialoghi sono pallosi" più avanti, sempre in italiano.
Se è così che cazzo ha recensito a fare? Una recensione pari a carta igienica per il bagno.
@@gab_v250 non so, o è un bambino stupido che reputa merdoso un gioco dove non spari o è un mega burlone troll ai livelli di king goomba (spero sia la seconda)
3:24 Why is there a Q2 Kasumi costume. She wasn’t even in the game LMFAO 😂🤣😂🤣!!!
Calling it rn negative Peraona 4 reviews are gonna bring up Yosuke and how he acts towards Kanji early on.
I think a lot of the P4G ones are gonna be complaining about how it was stuck on the Vita for the longest. I can already see it “Wow Atlus nice one releasing this game on a dead console, 10/10 business decision”
I like how you have been posting more dude👏very pog
bro that last one had my dying
ah yes, bowser bowser bowser bowser. my new main in smash
😤😤 all these persona 5 and persona 4 golden fans need to play a real smt game like shin megami tensei: persona 3 or shin megami tensei: persona 4
Really? I found pr5 to be a little more bittersweet just bc in p5, they all take him home whereas in p5r, they separate and it feels like they’ll all be separating soon.
HE IS BACKKKKKKK
I’ve been back bro
When you were reading the Spanish review I was like "oh wow this dude pronounces it well for (what I was assuming) someone that doesn't know the language and probably better than me as a hispanic. Then when you said you were Hispanic lol haha funny video dude
bowser bowser bowser bowser
Though I have my problems with Persona 5, mostly from comparing the game to previous entries of the franchise or just personal tastes, I can't understand these comments calling Persona 5 a bad 0/10 game. Yeah, I like Persona 2,3 and 4 more than Persona 5 but I could never unironically call Persona 5 a bad game.
And the comment calling the soundtrack a "total bust", I don't even know how to help you there buddy.
I fully agree with you (although I have not yet played P2). P5 was a step up in many ways from previous entries (finally, dungeon design) and had an amazing soundtrack and user interface. My only problem with the game is that I found almost all the playable characters truly unlikable and the catchphrase "Take my heart" makes my skin crawl off my body over to the balcony and jump off the edge... it is just so cringey.
6:22 This actually makes SOME sense… TELL ME, who taught you to say things that make the slightest sense, someone must've helped you
1:20
I, honestly, am too stoopid...
I found that extremely hilarious, still laughing... A GEM.
Akashdeep was definitely being facetious, but you should definitely play Strange Journey.
Someday you should get Mike to finish P5R
That’s a truly impossible task 😔
I love to be Italian so I can understand those comments in Italian
Siamo in 2😂
@@fabiovalota6729 ora siamo 3
To be fair though, I hated the airlock puzzles almost as much as I hated the fact that some days, even though you’re free during the evening, the game just decides that nope, you will NOT use this time for anything. Rest is good though.
Makoto being in persona 5 and not persona 3 makes it not as good as persona 3? *brain explodes*
Subscribed for the Olivier/Olivert reference
That guy with 40h did the impossible. I tough it was impossible to lose in P5R... game is insane easy compared to Persona 3, SMT 3, etc. I just want to see his reaction being trashed by Matador in SMT3... that fucking skeleton is a pain when you don't known how to abuse the battle system.
The funny thing about normal mobs still being hard is that it's just what RPGs do. If the normal mobs didn't stay consistently challenging you'd just stop leveling.
the only real downsides to p5 are, as one person pointed out, no gay options for romance, and two, the fact that you CAN date your little sister figure. sure theyre not actually related, but when you write a sibling relationship, you shouldnt include a romance option. gross.
No, Futaba is not like your little sister, you have some weird feelings for her if so.
They don't live in the same house, didn't grow up together, and don't have the same parents. Nothing about that says 'sister' to me.
@@Goomyx1492 they share a legal guardian and there at least one dialogue option just off the top of my head to call her your sister because shes written to be that, and your obsession with trying to make it "okay" makes me hope you dont have any siblings
@@Goomyx1492 Unless you go for the romance option Futaba is literally like a little sister. I think I'll skip her for my harem run because I feel disgusting even considering that
The one about not being able to be gay is sadly true.
Let us date Yusuke, ffs!
When I played Persona 5, it was the single best video game I had played since Final Fantasy 9 back in the day.
Mediocre after mediocre JRPGs have seemed to crush the genre. Although many of us JRPG fans tolerate them, let's be honest....
The 90s of JRPGs the Japanese artists were competing with the likes of the Disney Golden Age era of films and Hayao Miyazaki (yes video games keep up with films, tv shows and anime, pop culture is pop culture after all)...
Somewhere in the 2000s anime started to get really good at about that time, while 'mainstream' JRPGs flipped to 3rd person perspective and went through their PS2 PS3 era.....stiff low budget 3d models that would just kind of stand there and wave their arms around robotically, overly generic grindy mechanics, repetitive dungeon crawling, clunky stiff action battle systems to replace the turn-based ones, and generic stories. (Although series like Pokemon were good to a degree in my opinion) Most of these games, let's be honest, we had to look past quite a lot of the problems to enjoy them, for example the Xenosaga series or Ys, or Grandia or FF12, Nier or Star Ocean or Dragon Quest.
Persona 5 for me just hit on all points.
It's sleek, quick, cool, stylish, it doesn't feel.....'clunky' in a sense, and it's always interesting, great more classic turn-based mechanics.
The reason I'm a huge JRPG fan is the long drawn out stories with tons of reading, the cutscenes and characters. I think to have a great JRPG you really need both story and gameplay, but where-as in the west gameplay trumps story absolutely and completely, and single player games morphed into being 'social', which is terrible for introverted types of people, in the east what I love is that story (i.e characters) can actually be more important than gameplay itself.
Well, in any case, Persona 5 has both, and it just seems really well designed, well thought out at every corner. For me, the first 5 hours of this game are just masterful. I've never been that involved in a JRPGs characters since the 90s FF7-9, Chrono, classic Tales days.
Same here !
Persona 5 was the first jrpg I played and finished and the airlock part gave me zero trouble. It's not really hard lol
It’s not that bad at all
I thought the main reason people hated the airlock puzzle was because of how long it was, not that it was difficult.
I mean, I agree with him about Akechi.
Same
1:01 I JUST WANNA DATE YUSUKE ATLUS PLSSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yusuke or Maruki. (Seriously, have you _seen_ Maruki?!)
All the bad reviews I see for it are talking about how it is sacreligious and terrible they they shout “god”with “satan” and god damn, they would not like mainline shin megami tensei lol
Let them play the series where literal god is the antagonist😂😂
For me Royal was worth it even without the extra dungeon, they made it even better than p5, which was some achievement
Some people just gotta hate everything
I love these reviews for how funny and dumb they are 😂😂😂
This looks like a regular day in JRPG Shitposting 2, the facebook group.
4:32
This is "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" in Russian.
YOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😢🤯
These guys are maidenless.
the italian comment was just complaining about the lenght of the game if someone wondered
il primo, il secondo del fatto che non aveva cutscene (?)
5:50
"oh no the character is bad! D;"
The entire P5 community:
Yes, although, counter point, he cool.
I love JRPG’s but I could not get into Persona 5. If I was younger I think I would get a lot out of it, I don’t know
All the Kasumi slander makes me sad. :(
Bro fr, like she is so adorable
To be fair the dialogue does get repetitive after the 2nd or 3rd play-through
Nortunce isn’t a good gateway for the SMT curious unless you love JRPGs
I want to play it but because I know I love these games already
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 Then you’d adore it because it’s one of the best JRPGs ever made; if you love them you’ll be fine. Play it on normal if you go Switch edition to get the real experience. Matador is where you will learn SMT 3 don’t fuck around lol. If you make sure you’re constantly adjusting demons and always buffing and debuffing, it’s not as hard as everyone says. (On normal.)
@@GG256_ Yeah!
1:00 Okay look, I'm just sayin', to be fair, Persona 5 would be a perfect 10/10 if Joker could touch PPs with Mishima.
4:35 The review that this guy made means "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" when translated. Also, Г is pronounced as G.
Good to know! My roommate took Russian just this past Spring semester and they use to teach me a little bit of the pronunciation here and there. Like how the p’s in pectopah are actually pronounced as r’s and little stuff like that. But yeah they did not teach me that smh 🤦🏼♂️
A game can not be your cup of tea but get real with a one star review for a clearly quality game.
Immediately subscribed at the part where you said you're hispanic but your pronunciation is ass. We need more Hispanic creators! 😂
While not Hispanic my first language IS Spanish and I'm worse speaking and writting it than I am to second, English. The very few people I have spoken my Spanish to in Discord VC can attest
To the people frustrated at the airlock section: I beat it my first try without looking up a guide, if someone as dumb as me can get it first try, there’s no excuse you can’t.
im dumb and stupid and have no idea what your even talking about. i completed the game with no guides and am still lost at what part your talking about that ppl struggle on. the game was easy for me at least
Ikr. I was like "it's not even hard"
@@MythicAce218 the space maze in okumura palace with the color coded doors to open and close. Wasn't hard, just really fucking frustrating
Oh yeah I beat it 1st try too, it took me at least an hour, but uh first try yay.
Suure
I lost brain cells reading some of these reviews. “The dungeons are repetitive.” Buddy, I doubt you made it past Kamoshida. Let alone get to Okumura’s nightmare.
If they thought the P5 palaces were repetitive I’d genuinely love to see their thoughts on Tartarus 😂😂
The dungeon design of this game (minus Mementos) is one if its huge steps up from P3P / P4G randomized dungeons. They were great.
@@vorpal22 Well, you can't exactly have a detailed theft and subsequent escape plan if you don't know the layout. Also, many players (including me and my friend group) like not having to stumble around to get to the next floor or area.
@@instantpurple1282 Maybe I wasn't clear... I loved the fact that there was dungeon design in P5.
My favourite ATLUS games are the Etrian Odyssey games precisely because of the work put into the dungeon design.
I did not like the random dungeon design in P3P and P4G. They were both fantastic games but had some effort been put in to actually designing dungeons, they would have been much better.
This is why as soon as I see the words "rogue-like," I lose any and all interest in a game.
@@vorpal22 I love the Persona series as well. Also, I'm not speaking against the game design, I'm just saying that the game's narrative would be different if instead of being a suave phantom thief making a well planned getaway, you were a guy in a mask with his friends trying to escape a labyrinth.
My point is that the idea and concept of a masterfully planned getaway being dashed by randomized dungeons would sully the plan for the game.
Atlus got some good footing in Persona 3 and more in 4, but in my humble opinion: P5 was their best yet.
Rando: “Kasumi has no personality”
My guy, she has two
4:31 It just means "Shiiii(add as many i as wanted)t" in Russian. Usually russians doesn't like turn based gameplay.
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE KASUMI?!
These reviewers are amateurs... No mentioning of Morgana telling you to go to bed, instant 0/10
One of the P5R reviews on Google that I cut from the video was actually “Morgana tells me to go to sleep less so I’m gonna rate this game less” or something like that 😂
@@HeavenlyM wait, what? The game removes something annoying and it's less good? Are they fans of the GTA remastered trilogy or something?
As a guy who started playing a real shin megomi tensay gaem norturne, demi kids is surely my favorite character
1:02 I mean he has a point right there, I mean I would definetly date Ryuji if I had the chance and I am not even gay. Also I really hate that the prota is always flirting to ALL the ladies, I feel like a creep LOL, it would be better that the game recognizes based on your dialogs if you want to flirt or not and if not, you develop a genuine friendship relationship, not an akward, "I got rejected by the player feeling".
agreed
the fact that you can't date men is especially bitter when you consider the fact that the literal theme of the game is freedom and being your most authentic self
also the fact that you can date not one but three grown women, one of them being your teacher
grooming is okay actually but we draw the line at kissing your homies
I knew I must not have been the only one!
“They said Persona way more than 5 times. 1/5 stars.”
1:21 this was really obviously a joke bruh
and that’s why I read it lmao
"i played the game for 105 hours and i did not enjoy it"
then why did you put all of your time into it-
0:59 lmao he was complaining about the game lenght (yes i'm italian, so i understand what he was saying)
4:32 Beautiful, had me in tears 😭