Riften - Skyrim Guard Tales

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  • @necroarcanistxiii
    @necroarcanistxiii 19 днів тому +158

    Keith the Thief confirmed!!!

    • @ralphsunico
      @ralphsunico 19 днів тому +2

      It rhymes too!

    • @necroarcanistxiii
      @necroarcanistxiii 19 днів тому +3

      @@ralphsunico That was the intention lol we've been demanding this for weeks.

    • @chaoticdusk1316
      @chaoticdusk1316 17 днів тому +1

      Joyce news to come back to after being sick. We have all succeeded in the quest to name him Keith

  • @jeremiahwallace2275
    @jeremiahwallace2275 19 днів тому +75

    The fact that Jesper still has his clothes on means that he’s done pretty well in Riften. Also, someone mentioned in the comment section how Riften was like New York, and now I can’t unhear the guards saying things like “I’M GUARDING HERE!!!”, and “COME ON, NO LOLLYGAGGIN’, MOVE THOSE LITTLE CHICKEN LEGS OF YOURS!”, as well as “ALRIGHT BUDDY! YOU WANNA GO?! LET’S GO THEN!!!”

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 19 днів тому +85

    Your first time in Riften and still have your clothes on you after 15 minutes, impressive. That usually requires someone to loose some fingers.

  • @xpertcerb
    @xpertcerb 19 днів тому +35

    As soon as I saw that Purple, the first thought in my mind before the audio started was "This dude is going to be New York/Jersey Tough Guy." And I am not disappointed

    • @TheJcjonesacp
      @TheJcjonesacp 17 днів тому +1

      So the Dawnstar guard is Canadian
      Windhelm is the southerners falkreath js hippies and riften is New Yorker/New Jerseiet. What are the others now?

  • @roseinskyrim
    @roseinskyrim 19 днів тому +48

    Ah, thank the gods there is no dragonborn in this one.
    Nice to know another little tidbit about the thief's background, as well. What a nice guy; liked enough to even be invited to dinner at a guard's house.

    • @fallows-broadcast
      @fallows-broadcast 19 днів тому +6

      Heard the Dragon born is busy at Windhelm solving a murder.

  • @rexanderson4585
    @rexanderson4585 19 днів тому +95

    I like how riften is just New york

  • @Aerowarrier
    @Aerowarrier 19 днів тому +54

    Lenny’s the guy that shakes us down outside the doors ain’t he?

    • @beverlyarcher546
      @beverlyarcher546 18 днів тому +3

      I always thought it was one of the thieves guild members

    • @ldcraig2006
      @ldcraig2006 18 днів тому +5

      @@beverlyarcher546, Brynjolf as much as confirms it in his dialogue when you first meet him, depending on your choices.
      "Look how you sniffed out my little scheme at the North Gate. You knew it was a shakedown and you called him on it. That's what I'm talking about."

    • @Aerowarrier
      @Aerowarrier 18 днів тому +4

      @@beverlyarcher546 Lenny is at least affiliated with the Guild, or else he wouldn’t be denying their existence like that

    • @josel317
      @josel317 14 днів тому

      Technically he told me to not rat him out and he'd let me in

  • @yormhammerson530
    @yormhammerson530 18 днів тому +5

    Aww kieths natural riften accent came back

  • @wacawaka1802
    @wacawaka1802 18 днів тому +11

    I appreciate the explosions in videos from your channel. Don’t overwork yourself but it has been awesome

  • @ScorpioofAutumn
    @ScorpioofAutumn 19 днів тому +33

    I would say Riften guards help "ice" people who ask questions, but they don't seem to be cryomages.

  • @majormoron605
    @majormoron605 19 днів тому +6

    Corruption? In Riften? Inconceivable!

    • @gestaltdude
      @gestaltdude 15 днів тому +1

      I do not thinka it means what you thinka it means.

  • @GymJAM117
    @GymJAM117 19 днів тому +6

    This is indeed, an unprecedented amount of wholesomeness & Skyrim mafia 😂

  • @stolentube868
    @stolentube868 19 днів тому +6

    So his name is Keith… the Thief. I love it.

  • @vindurza
    @vindurza 19 днів тому +19

    Nah dere ain't no corruption in Riften forgetta bout it

  • @GnomeCat
    @GnomeCat 19 днів тому +12

    Thieves and Guards living in symbiotic relationship.

    • @zarlockhart
      @zarlockhart 19 днів тому

      of course, more crime means more need for guards more guards means people feel safer and lower their guard so easy picking for thieves. everyone wins.

  • @sweetrollqueen5136
    @sweetrollqueen5136 18 днів тому +2

    KEITH!? FUCKING YES❤❤❤❤
    'Thief = Keith' how did we not guess it XD

  • @UlfsvenHalmyr
    @UlfsvenHalmyr 19 днів тому +5

    Riften home sweet home for my Goblin character Gwarb, he steals cheese and sabotages Black Briar supplies as they talk bad about the lower income people of Riften, a vigilante of sorts Gwarb is. He has a hideout in the beggar's row.

  • @NightWolf0228
    @NightWolf0228 19 днів тому +4

    I love how the guard lore keeps expanding.

  • @Aerowarrier
    @Aerowarrier 19 днів тому +5

    I love Riften honestly. Place is absolutely beautiful, I adore the idea of it being completely on the water, and I always make sure Maven becomes Jarl, at which point my DB getting made Thane is just her paying them back for a job well done. I also donate absurd amounts of money to the Temple of Mara and play with the kids at the orphanage whenever I can :3

    • @TheStreamingGiant-2004
      @TheStreamingGiant-2004 13 днів тому

      How can you stand maven? She is the most annoying character to the point nazeem looks tame.

    • @Aerowarrier
      @Aerowarrier 13 днів тому

      @ Nazeem is an annoying bug who thinks he’s better than everyone around him cuz he owns a farm. Maven is legitimately the single most successful character in all of Skyrim, and honestly all of Tamriel. She runs the most successful meadery in Tamriel, and takes over any real opposition. She’s realistically the only reason the Thieves Guild has survived it’s run of bad luck due to Mercer, and most of the reason the Dark Brotherhood still exists in Skyrim due to Astrid’s connections with her. She’s the one who really runs Riften, a massive trade hub to the rest of Tamriel. And she becomes the official Jarl of the city due to her support of the Empire should they come into owning Riften. Maven has more than earned her demeanor

  • @Shivershanx
    @Shivershanx 19 днів тому +1

    Your videos are the highlight of my mornings:-)

  • @nbmoleminer5051
    @nbmoleminer5051 18 днів тому +2

    Glad to see cast expanding

  • @NoHandleWantedAtAll
    @NoHandleWantedAtAll 19 днів тому +3

    Never had a video notification pop up in the first 15 seconds of a video posting.. .I love it.

  • @blackwatertv7018
    @blackwatertv7018 19 днів тому +10

    Edit: I initially thought there was a Boston accent, but after showing this video to both parents (who lived and worked in NYC) they were able to figure that out within 10 seconds of the video starting….
    That being said, I would’ve picked a solitude for New York City accents, but that’s just me.

    • @KennethWhite-g2o
      @KennethWhite-g2o 19 днів тому +2

      I was thinking New York, but Boston works just as well

    • @blackwatertv7018
      @blackwatertv7018 19 днів тому

      You were thinking correctly I was the one who was wrong.

    • @chassan10
      @chassan10 19 днів тому +1

      No, Solitude has a Boston accent. Pehfect foh the Bahd's College.

    • @Aerowarrier
      @Aerowarrier 19 днів тому

      Huh. I woulda though Jersey tbh

  • @xeokrux
    @xeokrux 19 днів тому +2

    Jesper Smarticus

  • @josiahdouglas7432
    @josiahdouglas7432 18 днів тому +1

    We gotta see Jesper investigate a few houses in riften after various extortions, mainly Helgas bunkhouse 😂

  • @gummyaxolotl
    @gummyaxolotl 19 днів тому +3

    I love the ever-expanding lore

  • @christiancureno6160
    @christiancureno6160 19 днів тому +4

    Now I want to see jasper in markath

  • @polalak2
    @polalak2 19 днів тому +1

    Keith is certainly a welcomed guest in a Riften guard's house. I'm starting to think that, the weird guard of the hold is his idea, of perfect friend. More approachable then thieves guild members perhaps?

  • @barmeyblonde
    @barmeyblonde 19 днів тому

    Every moment of this video delivered comedy gold. Would love to see a skit with Lenny and Keith talking about the Black-Briar's extended family in the vein of the "White Trash Names" bit from Ted.

  • @Kodex-TheFailed
    @Kodex-TheFailed 18 днів тому

    Ah yes, just riften has a corruption problem. Just riften. Ya know, I bet eventually Jesper could use some words of wisdom from the greybeards on how to deal with the DragonBorn.

  • @thorn.charmer
    @thorn.charmer 19 днів тому +4

    Corruption problem? Not compared to Markarth, tbh. The thieves guild always seemed more symbiotically attached to their host than the Silver Bloods ever did.

  • @Geeky_Riley
    @Geeky_Riley 19 днів тому +2

    I feel like this is directed at me. I'm sorry about my phone's autocorrect! 😂

  • @AriaVelocent
    @AriaVelocent 19 днів тому +4

    Keith really are always near jasper ain't he?

  • @noneedtoknow07
    @noneedtoknow07 19 днів тому

    Saw Riften in the title and was definitely expecting the New York accent.

  • @claytonhanson6438
    @claytonhanson6438 19 днів тому

    I always thought of Riften as more Florida-esque. But I can also appreciate the slight Boston accent present in the guards. Lol

  • @theviking1359
    @theviking1359 19 днів тому +2

    Small corruption? Small ? Lmao

  • @SinOfTreachery
    @SinOfTreachery 19 днів тому +3

    He’s giving… Kronk vibes…

  • @OneOkRockSamurai
    @OneOkRockSamurai 16 днів тому

    I knew riften was gonna be New York i just had a sneaking suspicion......

  • @TheZManGaming-mx3cb
    @TheZManGaming-mx3cb 19 днів тому +1

    I'm not even gonna be the riften guard for this one, also I saw this one on tik tok

  • @elysej91
    @elysej91 19 днів тому

    The Jersey accent really fits Riften 😅

  • @killer_rabbit1253
    @killer_rabbit1253 19 днів тому

    THIEF'S NAME CONFIRMED!

  • @littlehorror1057
    @littlehorror1057 19 днів тому +2

    Oh please. PLEEAASE give the guards in Solitude a new Yorker accent...

  • @Andromeda103
    @Andromeda103 19 днів тому

    Corruption? In Riften? No waaaaay!

  • @Gawky.Bosmer
    @Gawky.Bosmer 17 днів тому

    KEITH! 😂

  • @SunnyC.D.A221
    @SunnyC.D.A221 6 днів тому

    Riften is basically New Jersey

  • @thedoktor9898
    @thedoktor9898 19 днів тому

    Watch out for Officer Jenkins, he might throw Jesper in the river

  • @SealDragon10
    @SealDragon10 19 днів тому

    I'm excited to see the other cities

  • @dinglebear
    @dinglebear 19 днів тому

    Imagine if the Dragonborn finds or enchants an OP shout cooldown gear and just spams it

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 19 днів тому +2

    The best reaction I have found to somebody deliberately mispronouncing your name is to deliberately mispronounce theirs and then pretend to be baffled why they are so offended when it happens to them.

  • @coleregele8044
    @coleregele8044 19 днів тому

    Love being part of the HOA wooooo

    • @coleregele8044
      @coleregele8044 19 днів тому

      Rule number one is look with your eyes not your hands

  • @meinkungfu
    @meinkungfu 19 днів тому

    Rfiten

  • @thenutella8846
    @thenutella8846 19 днів тому

    I'm hoping for one of the guards to have an Australian accent.

  • @cheeseburgerlazers
    @cheeseburgerlazers 19 днів тому

    is riften the jersey of skyrim?

  • @SlashSlash420
    @SlashSlash420 19 днів тому

    Hey man the title say "Rfiten", I don't think you noticed

  • @assassain0425
    @assassain0425 19 днів тому

    His name is Kieth?

    • @Skyrim_Tales
      @Skyrim_Tales  19 днів тому +1

      Keith the Thief.

    • @Original-Alastor
      @Original-Alastor 19 днів тому +1

      @@Skyrim_TalesHow did I never see this? Was this mentioned before?

  • @tragiclittlepikachu9632
    @tragiclittlepikachu9632 19 днів тому

    Still not as bad as Dawnstar.

  • @destoyer094
    @destoyer094 19 днів тому

    Okay so Whiterun is generic, Falkreath is hippie, Riften is New England, Windhelm is country boy, and Dawnstar is Canadian. Now all we need is the accents for: Markarth, Solitude, and Winterhold.

    • @Skyrim_Tales
      @Skyrim_Tales  19 днів тому +2

      Morthal is Transylvanian

    • @destoyer094
      @destoyer094 19 днів тому +1

      @@Skyrim_Tales I completely forgot about Morthal, which is odd because I like using the wizard tower, Myrwatch, from the creation club as my go-to house.

    • @barmeyblonde
      @barmeyblonde 19 днів тому

      With the high fashion, snobbery, and focus on the arts, and the court mage looking great for her years, I picture Solitude as the LA of Skyrim. Imagine Ahtar trying to convert Jesper to the Lighthouse Diet.

  • @great3247
    @great3247 19 днів тому

    firsttt