The fact that Jesper still has his clothes on means that he’s done pretty well in Riften. Also, someone mentioned in the comment section how Riften was like New York, and now I can’t unhear the guards saying things like “I’M GUARDING HERE!!!”, and “COME ON, NO LOLLYGAGGIN’, MOVE THOSE LITTLE CHICKEN LEGS OF YOURS!”, as well as “ALRIGHT BUDDY! YOU WANNA GO?! LET’S GO THEN!!!”
As soon as I saw that Purple, the first thought in my mind before the audio started was "This dude is going to be New York/Jersey Tough Guy." And I am not disappointed
Ah, thank the gods there is no dragonborn in this one. Nice to know another little tidbit about the thief's background, as well. What a nice guy; liked enough to even be invited to dinner at a guard's house.
@@beverlyarcher546, Brynjolf as much as confirms it in his dialogue when you first meet him, depending on your choices. "Look how you sniffed out my little scheme at the North Gate. You knew it was a shakedown and you called him on it. That's what I'm talking about."
Riften home sweet home for my Goblin character Gwarb, he steals cheese and sabotages Black Briar supplies as they talk bad about the lower income people of Riften, a vigilante of sorts Gwarb is. He has a hideout in the beggar's row.
I love Riften honestly. Place is absolutely beautiful, I adore the idea of it being completely on the water, and I always make sure Maven becomes Jarl, at which point my DB getting made Thane is just her paying them back for a job well done. I also donate absurd amounts of money to the Temple of Mara and play with the kids at the orphanage whenever I can :3
@ Nazeem is an annoying bug who thinks he’s better than everyone around him cuz he owns a farm. Maven is legitimately the single most successful character in all of Skyrim, and honestly all of Tamriel. She runs the most successful meadery in Tamriel, and takes over any real opposition. She’s realistically the only reason the Thieves Guild has survived it’s run of bad luck due to Mercer, and most of the reason the Dark Brotherhood still exists in Skyrim due to Astrid’s connections with her. She’s the one who really runs Riften, a massive trade hub to the rest of Tamriel. And she becomes the official Jarl of the city due to her support of the Empire should they come into owning Riften. Maven has more than earned her demeanor
Edit: I initially thought there was a Boston accent, but after showing this video to both parents (who lived and worked in NYC) they were able to figure that out within 10 seconds of the video starting…. That being said, I would’ve picked a solitude for New York City accents, but that’s just me.
Keith is certainly a welcomed guest in a Riften guard's house. I'm starting to think that, the weird guard of the hold is his idea, of perfect friend. More approachable then thieves guild members perhaps?
Every moment of this video delivered comedy gold. Would love to see a skit with Lenny and Keith talking about the Black-Briar's extended family in the vein of the "White Trash Names" bit from Ted.
Ah yes, just riften has a corruption problem. Just riften. Ya know, I bet eventually Jesper could use some words of wisdom from the greybeards on how to deal with the DragonBorn.
Corruption problem? Not compared to Markarth, tbh. The thieves guild always seemed more symbiotically attached to their host than the Silver Bloods ever did.
The best reaction I have found to somebody deliberately mispronouncing your name is to deliberately mispronounce theirs and then pretend to be baffled why they are so offended when it happens to them.
Okay so Whiterun is generic, Falkreath is hippie, Riften is New England, Windhelm is country boy, and Dawnstar is Canadian. Now all we need is the accents for: Markarth, Solitude, and Winterhold.
@@Skyrim_Tales I completely forgot about Morthal, which is odd because I like using the wizard tower, Myrwatch, from the creation club as my go-to house.
With the high fashion, snobbery, and focus on the arts, and the court mage looking great for her years, I picture Solitude as the LA of Skyrim. Imagine Ahtar trying to convert Jesper to the Lighthouse Diet.
Keith the Thief confirmed!!!
It rhymes too!
@@ralphsunico That was the intention lol we've been demanding this for weeks.
Joyce news to come back to after being sick. We have all succeeded in the quest to name him Keith
The fact that Jesper still has his clothes on means that he’s done pretty well in Riften. Also, someone mentioned in the comment section how Riften was like New York, and now I can’t unhear the guards saying things like “I’M GUARDING HERE!!!”, and “COME ON, NO LOLLYGAGGIN’, MOVE THOSE LITTLE CHICKEN LEGS OF YOURS!”, as well as “ALRIGHT BUDDY! YOU WANNA GO?! LET’S GO THEN!!!”
Your first time in Riften and still have your clothes on you after 15 minutes, impressive. That usually requires someone to loose some fingers.
As soon as I saw that Purple, the first thought in my mind before the audio started was "This dude is going to be New York/Jersey Tough Guy." And I am not disappointed
So the Dawnstar guard is Canadian
Windhelm is the southerners falkreath js hippies and riften is New Yorker/New Jerseiet. What are the others now?
Ah, thank the gods there is no dragonborn in this one.
Nice to know another little tidbit about the thief's background, as well. What a nice guy; liked enough to even be invited to dinner at a guard's house.
Heard the Dragon born is busy at Windhelm solving a murder.
I like how riften is just New york
As someone from NY this is accurate 😂
More like Jersey
Lenny’s the guy that shakes us down outside the doors ain’t he?
I always thought it was one of the thieves guild members
@@beverlyarcher546, Brynjolf as much as confirms it in his dialogue when you first meet him, depending on your choices.
"Look how you sniffed out my little scheme at the North Gate. You knew it was a shakedown and you called him on it. That's what I'm talking about."
@@beverlyarcher546 Lenny is at least affiliated with the Guild, or else he wouldn’t be denying their existence like that
Technically he told me to not rat him out and he'd let me in
Aww kieths natural riften accent came back
I appreciate the explosions in videos from your channel. Don’t overwork yourself but it has been awesome
I would say Riften guards help "ice" people who ask questions, but they don't seem to be cryomages.
Corruption? In Riften? Inconceivable!
I do not thinka it means what you thinka it means.
This is indeed, an unprecedented amount of wholesomeness & Skyrim mafia 😂
So his name is Keith… the Thief. I love it.
Nah dere ain't no corruption in Riften forgetta bout it
Thieves and Guards living in symbiotic relationship.
of course, more crime means more need for guards more guards means people feel safer and lower their guard so easy picking for thieves. everyone wins.
KEITH!? FUCKING YES❤❤❤❤
'Thief = Keith' how did we not guess it XD
Riften home sweet home for my Goblin character Gwarb, he steals cheese and sabotages Black Briar supplies as they talk bad about the lower income people of Riften, a vigilante of sorts Gwarb is. He has a hideout in the beggar's row.
I love how the guard lore keeps expanding.
I love Riften honestly. Place is absolutely beautiful, I adore the idea of it being completely on the water, and I always make sure Maven becomes Jarl, at which point my DB getting made Thane is just her paying them back for a job well done. I also donate absurd amounts of money to the Temple of Mara and play with the kids at the orphanage whenever I can :3
How can you stand maven? She is the most annoying character to the point nazeem looks tame.
@ Nazeem is an annoying bug who thinks he’s better than everyone around him cuz he owns a farm. Maven is legitimately the single most successful character in all of Skyrim, and honestly all of Tamriel. She runs the most successful meadery in Tamriel, and takes over any real opposition. She’s realistically the only reason the Thieves Guild has survived it’s run of bad luck due to Mercer, and most of the reason the Dark Brotherhood still exists in Skyrim due to Astrid’s connections with her. She’s the one who really runs Riften, a massive trade hub to the rest of Tamriel. And she becomes the official Jarl of the city due to her support of the Empire should they come into owning Riften. Maven has more than earned her demeanor
Your videos are the highlight of my mornings:-)
Glad to see cast expanding
Never had a video notification pop up in the first 15 seconds of a video posting.. .I love it.
Edit: I initially thought there was a Boston accent, but after showing this video to both parents (who lived and worked in NYC) they were able to figure that out within 10 seconds of the video starting….
That being said, I would’ve picked a solitude for New York City accents, but that’s just me.
I was thinking New York, but Boston works just as well
You were thinking correctly I was the one who was wrong.
No, Solitude has a Boston accent. Pehfect foh the Bahd's College.
Huh. I woulda though Jersey tbh
Jesper Smarticus
We gotta see Jesper investigate a few houses in riften after various extortions, mainly Helgas bunkhouse 😂
I love the ever-expanding lore
Now I want to see jasper in markath
Keith is certainly a welcomed guest in a Riften guard's house. I'm starting to think that, the weird guard of the hold is his idea, of perfect friend. More approachable then thieves guild members perhaps?
Every moment of this video delivered comedy gold. Would love to see a skit with Lenny and Keith talking about the Black-Briar's extended family in the vein of the "White Trash Names" bit from Ted.
Ah yes, just riften has a corruption problem. Just riften. Ya know, I bet eventually Jesper could use some words of wisdom from the greybeards on how to deal with the DragonBorn.
Corruption problem? Not compared to Markarth, tbh. The thieves guild always seemed more symbiotically attached to their host than the Silver Bloods ever did.
I feel like this is directed at me. I'm sorry about my phone's autocorrect! 😂
Keith really are always near jasper ain't he?
Saw Riften in the title and was definitely expecting the New York accent.
I always thought of Riften as more Florida-esque. But I can also appreciate the slight Boston accent present in the guards. Lol
Small corruption? Small ? Lmao
He’s giving… Kronk vibes…
I knew riften was gonna be New York i just had a sneaking suspicion......
I'm not even gonna be the riften guard for this one, also I saw this one on tik tok
Also hi again
The Jersey accent really fits Riften 😅
THIEF'S NAME CONFIRMED!
Oh please. PLEEAASE give the guards in Solitude a new Yorker accent...
Corruption? In Riften? No waaaaay!
KEITH! 😂
Riften is basically New Jersey
Watch out for Officer Jenkins, he might throw Jesper in the river
I'm excited to see the other cities
Imagine if the Dragonborn finds or enchants an OP shout cooldown gear and just spams it
The best reaction I have found to somebody deliberately mispronouncing your name is to deliberately mispronounce theirs and then pretend to be baffled why they are so offended when it happens to them.
Love being part of the HOA wooooo
Rule number one is look with your eyes not your hands
Rfiten
I'm hoping for one of the guards to have an Australian accent.
is riften the jersey of skyrim?
Hey man the title say "Rfiten", I don't think you noticed
His name is Kieth?
Keith the Thief.
@@Skyrim_TalesHow did I never see this? Was this mentioned before?
Still not as bad as Dawnstar.
Okay so Whiterun is generic, Falkreath is hippie, Riften is New England, Windhelm is country boy, and Dawnstar is Canadian. Now all we need is the accents for: Markarth, Solitude, and Winterhold.
Morthal is Transylvanian
@@Skyrim_Tales I completely forgot about Morthal, which is odd because I like using the wizard tower, Myrwatch, from the creation club as my go-to house.
With the high fashion, snobbery, and focus on the arts, and the court mage looking great for her years, I picture Solitude as the LA of Skyrim. Imagine Ahtar trying to convert Jesper to the Lighthouse Diet.
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