nothing is more fun than combating toxic femininity with toxic masculinity- not going to lie. I love finding narcissistic woman and bringing them down to reality XD its as satisfying as finding a woman who deserves a good slap. bring back the days of "oh you're disrespectful huh? let me show you how men deal with disrespect."
My daughter started pushing this feminine stuff on my grandson. I said nothing to her about it. I nick named my grandson "Man" and every time we get together we do "man" stuff. He fell right into it and today he rejects anything that makes him feel less manly. MY MAN.
I was an undefined gender trapped in a transmans body until I escaped from my birthing parents womb. The obstetrician said he had never seen a baby pop its head out, look around, and then poke out both arms and push itself out. Even before seeing my genitals, he said he instantly knew, to quote Austin Powers, “That’s a man, baby!”
Omg you're an enabler of toxic masculinity? Calm down, everything will be okay. We will get you the help you need. This is a real crisis and emergency here folks. Someone call The View immediately. Get CNN on the phone we need Rachel Madcow to womanspalin mansplaing to you! Someone get this woman a copy of Michelle Obama's book Becoming Transgendeer stat! Have you watched a WNBA games recently? You might be having an allergic reaction. Can I offer you a Bud Light?
I find it funny that they’re struggling to outdo reality with more and more ridiculous ideas, satire articles and skits, only for their joke headlines to show up as actual news within the year
I fact checked this 🔼 ...and I 100% agree. With @John-Doe-xxx. The Babylon Bee is the #1 source of medical advice by me ..and paid by Trump - Fact checker. ...haha .
Good thing you didn't say doctors, because to be accurately leftist and marxist you must use nontoxic masculinity terms like experts or even better, providers
Uh-oh my husband to a Tee. He can also identify any machine part, piece of a part and other random items made by toxic males throughout history . . . But I think I'll keep him.
Other symptoms of toxic masculinity: •Standing up to pee •Enjoying a nice cigar with a single malt scotch •Enjoying the company of your loyal dog •Watching sports on a small tv in the other room while the wife watches Island Of Blind Date Kardashian Fashion Cooking on the 75" big screen •Earning a living •Protecting your family from harm •Fixing and maintaining all the appliances and vehicles in the household •Teaching your son or daughter how to ride a bike or throw a ball •Admiring the natural way your wife nurtures your young children •Happily wearing your clothes and 2 pair of shoes until they are worn out while silently observing your wife has dozens of shoes or outfits that she never wears •Happily doing without the sleep, money, toys, hanging with friends, or dates with your wife that you had as a single man so you can watch your children's sporting events or school activities Yes guys...we are destroying the world with our toxic masculinity!
Can you believe it? I witnessed a father teaching his 5 & 6 year old sons toxic masculinity in public at the local KwikStar. They held doors open, let the ladies go first in line, and offered to help an older woman with her stuff. It was so adorable to be a part of their toxic training!
The FBI must be notified right away! They "assaulted" those women. They probably were looking at the women's ass when she walked through. If YOU want to look at a woman's ass...so be it! God gave you eyes for a reason.
I get this is a joke, but am I the only man who holds doors open for anyone regardless of what's between their legs? It's not cause I'm scared of toxic masculinity, I just have good manners and I'm happy to hold a door open for a fellow man rather than letting it slam in his face. Am I even worse than toxic masculinity?! Save me! 🤣
My 4 year old son held open a door for a woman today. She smiled and said thank you. I can't believe how far society has fallen. Rest assured, corrective measures were taken to prevent such toxic behavior from happening again. He is now enrolled in therapy to squash his budding masculinity. Thanks Babylon
But i still don't get why men should be door opener for women. Women can do it by their own and men are not their servants. Masculinity is not toxic but simp culture is toxic for men's well-being.
"If you find yourself battling the English in the 14th century, you might be beyond medical help." To be fair, EVERYONE in the 14th century was beyond medical help.
Only if they failed to place their faith in alchemy. Boil two cups of water, add a Philosopher's Stone, then drink it as hot as you can stand and it will cure whatever ails you. A great side effect is that you will urinate gold!
Some more symptoms: Having a strong handshake, a strong voice, laughing, knowing how to defend yourself, knowing jokes, knowing how to shoot a gun, having an order lady first at a restaurant, being confident.
its the way man and women were created to be. I'm a woman and not offended or ashamed. There shouldn't even be a question of the God given differences or the phrase "toxic masculinity. Amen to you guys! It was an evil plan for control and power - the whole one world order deranged, satan led people want to destroy families, man and woman (there is nothing else).....
You sick bastard! You need to stop it - Your masculinity is single handed destroyjng the ozone layer and making the climate to change.. Im so proud of You 😂
just prior to corona, i was holding a door open for a lady at the office building and she told me, it's not necessary anymore to hold doors open for ladies. i told her, i was raised to hold the doors open for everyone. men, women, kids. now i dont hold em open for women. i still hold them open for men and children and they smile back at me.
Just avoid opening doors for people who suffer from the cancer called feminism. Obvious external signs include rainbow colored hair, facial piercings, half shaved head, facial tattoos, and wearing a name tag that says their pronouns.
Pretty sure that’s all this video was about. Bacon wrapped toothbrushes, bacon and ham sandwiches and I think I saw a recipe for bacon stuffed pork chops wrapped in bacon. This is definitely a great cooking video.
It's almost like shooting fish in a barrel, but other signs of toxic masculinity are: 1)Recognizing problems and taking action to do something about them, 2) Serving others, 3) Bearing responsibility, 4) Work to provide for yourself and others. I can't believe they left off work. 5) Taking a position based on principle or truth
@@painkillerbackup3276 😀 when you excel at something good, you make the world a better place, benefit others and earn respect for your competence. Wins all the way around, so rock on
I found myself at Bass Pro Shops the other day. Sitting in the parking lot, I wondered how I got there. Then the realization hit me: it was my destination. That’s when it became clear my toxic masculinity was past the point of treatment.
i was diagnosed toxic masculinity stage 10 after rewatching all 60s and 70s Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson Movies. After infection i even found out i liked "streets of San Francisco" with Karl Malden. I am now 68 years old...so, no chance to be cured!
I know it will be a challenge, being 68 an all, but just identify as a woman, pick a sport and dominate it. Win everything, break records and be a proud Strong Woman. This will last until a 20yr bloke pulls the same stunt.
Don't give up yet....try drinking vats of soya milk and watching the Barbie movie on a loop whilst shouting 'I am a feminist'. If that doesn't work the last resort is you could spend a few days (overdosing is easy with this one, so go slow) in any British educational establishment; probably most American ones too. Best of luck mate
Oh you absolute monster! Yeah those smiles are hiding the fear that occurs when we females are within an unsafe distance from a male suffering from the awful disease called toxic masculinity. Seek help ASAP
If she was really empowered she would have "told" you and not asked you to take it out. Your toxic masculinity is destroying her strength and independence.
I first realized I suffer from toxic masculinity while working on my truck with my own tools and my own hands. I mean who does that? Fixing stuff instead of just buying new stuff. Man I had it bad.
If your neighbor is working on his car in the garage and you walk over with two beers, toxic masculinity Teaching your son to repair the window he broke instead of calling a guy, toxic masculinity Leaving the house on a sudden "errand" that couldn't wait 15mins before your mother in law is scheduled to come over then you make it back just a few mins after she left, toxic masculinity
More signs of toxic masculinity: • Understanding that “nothing in life is free”. • Knowing that nothing is over until you say it is. • Placing those you are responsible for above self. • Tipping your cap to a lady, and calling her Ma’am.
If you are responsible for someone, putting them above self is irresponsible by literal definition. It's why you put the oxygen mask on yourself first in airplanes. You can't help them if you're dead.
@@salazam Exceptions dont make the rule. If you compare apples to oranges in efforts to make a valid point to get your own way and make you feel better about yourself you may suffer from toxic toddlerinity.
Just to be clear: Im a woman and I hold doors for men too. If they are carrying heavy things and stuff. I also do it for older ladies, and people in general. That's being polite. Greetings from Chile 🇨🇱
I think I have this “deadly” sickness and some of my more serious symptoms include hunting, fishing, riding a dirt bike, and worst of all driving a pickup truck
I think I have another symptom of toxic masculinity! I believe fathers are important and should be the head of a household and respected. Am a toxically masculine?
Uh oh I want to stop masturbating I think I'm toxic I should keep being addicted to pornography because my queen who leaches off from thousands of men is money hungry and narcissistic whatever shall I doo!??
My dad left our family when i was young, so I thought for certain I would be immune from the disease. Sadly, a few great mentors and a God who showed mercy on me, and I now have stage 5 toxic masculinity...
Driving a truck, liking hard hits in football, wearing a cap with the brim curved, ordering biscuits and gravy with your breakfast. Reading James Ellroy, calling people you don't know "Meat," and still paying for things with cash. Toxic.
"Calling people you don't know, meat." What sort of context is this used, I want to start saying it? I'll occasionally call new guys at work "Fresh Meat", but that's it.
Liking hard hits in Football. You mean micro concussions? No wonder professional football players regret ever playing football because of the brain damage that ruined the quality of their life
Bacon-eater? Check. Facial hair? Check. Regular self-enlisted lawn-mowing? Check. Lack of self-loathing? Check. ... Even more dire signs: Have changed my own oil (it wasn't pretty). Replaced my own spark plugs, once, I'll admit it. I'm in my 60s, too far gone to be a candidate for treatment, probably.
Just this morning I lifted weights, did pushups, sit-ups and pull-ups. I sweated like a pig and enjoyed every moment of it. I think my toxic masculinity may be terminal.😂
My flavor of toxic masculinity: insisting on smoking meats for every gathering with the in-laws so I can sit outside and avoid them while I listen to books about ww2.
That's why I identify myself as a pint of beer being thrown on the wall. Having the worst symptoms of masculinity while being protected by the "minority immunity act" is just amazing.
@nhmooytis7058 What does that say about the parents that raised them. Also, boomers thanks alot for voting for policies that benefit your generation in your prime time and then voting for policies that benefit your retirement. While leaving the younger generations with nothing but SSN debt from you all.
@@nhmooytis7058 Umm, I have a cushy job and live on my own. However the future of owning a home and having a family is no longer possible for young generations. People younger than me can't even move from their parents basements. Boomers reaped all the benefits, were promiscous, partied with drugs. Enjoyed all the benefits and thought nothing about newer generations, when they increased their pension benefits.
I'm guilty of passing my toxic masculinity on to my child, I teach her to make fart noises with her armpit, she pees in the backyard more than I do, eats almost everything with her hands and flattened the bully in her class
I bought a ribeye steak the other day and told myself "omg, that's not a vegan mushroom with insect seasoning..." I immediately knew I needed help against this toxic masculine scourge.
Mushrooms are always vegan the problem is when they have meat inside. You have been happy picking them in the mountains forests, barbecuing them and then "shit, worms". 😢
I just told someone yesterday about the time I tried to eat one of those giant mushrooms, it was covered in shredded cheese, I ended up just eating the cheese and throwing away the mushroom because it tasted like shiitake,😂 get it?
basically anything that would make you considering changing yourself for the better because some of these women feel threatened at the fact that someone could even consider getting better and showing signs of aspiration, as then we all wouldn't be equal. i swear its like a cope, trying to drag others down so you don't feel bad about your own shortcomings.
Helping someone get their car out of a snow drift in -40 degree Celsius. True sign of toxic masculinity. Best to leave people in their cars, probably only wearing a jacket, no mitts or hat.
Well, as a woman, Im grateful for God fearing hardworking men. I know women dont want to edmit it, but it helps us feel a little safer. And Ill say it just cause they won't, thanks for holding the door and all you do. God bless! 🙏💖💖
I'll admit it, but I *do* wish I felt better about being a woman, all my life I've felt unimportant because of that and men get the best assignments so I feel like I missed out on a great life, please help 🤷
I Am 63, and throughout my life most people (sissies and women) wanted me to get rid of it, and I couldn't get rid of it (I didn't try really hard) but as a man I learned how to control this GOD given gift: He helped me, but it's there when needed. As a matter-of-fact I needed it today to protect myself and my 3 younger children against a mad delusional manwoman. Amen...
I think this is great. We can define toxic masculinity as a disability and sue for discrimination. The only true solution to TM (assuming you are seriously inclined to 'cure' this) is to self identify as either a hair stylist, yoga instructor, or trans-gender TicTok star. These identities are the foundation of resolving TM. Some side effects may be encountered.
I am a man that doesn't hate himself, and I don't care if the world hates me for it. I thank God for making me who he wanted me to be. Being a man is a good thing. Stand up, man, and don't let yourself be knocked down by those who hate you!
the world doesn't hate you, only liberal america or w europe. The world is so much more than just these tiny liberoid regions. you should visit russia, cheers
I’m a woman who loves toxic masculinity. And men who suffer from toxic masculinity syndrome. I will check myself in to rehab now but I think I may be beyond help.
@@VE6XTC I live in Zimbabwe where men are men. There is no such thing as transgenderism and there is no alphabet community. It doesn’t exist. I am using the term toxic masculinity in a tongue in cheek manner. There is no such thing as toxic masculinity. Are some men bad. Yes. Are some women bad. Yes. Without men this planet couldn’t exist. Men have invented everything we have. Men have built everything we utilise. Men have created everything we enjoy. I wish the feminists would realise that.
You’re just in remission. I stopped at 15 while still WWF, was good until 27 and relapsed due to peer pressure. It was brief but glorious. Still clean after 25 years.
I am so glad that I'm married to a male who suffers from toxic masculinity. One way I know this, he always walks on the outside of the sidewalk next to the traffic to protect me. Wow who could ask for anything more!?
As a woman who also knows what one is, I wholeheartedly agree. It's toxic asf to real women everywhere. Thankfully I gave birth to sons, who I seem to relate better to. 😂 And here's a hint to toxic males everywhere. ReaI women Iove reaI men. Bonus points to anyone who Iistened to Mr ManIy on the radio years ago before it was outlawed 🤭
My two teenage sons just wrestled to see who could be the first to do something they both wanted to do at the same time. I would consider this a symptom of a severe case.
What is the best way to keep my brother-in-laws(liberal vegans) safe from my very certain case of toxic masculinity? Does the covid shot take care of that as well? I'm so toxic I own guns and would use them to defend my land. I think I'm doomed to be this way forever and the worst thing yet is my son wants to play sports! He's only 4 years old and already showing the signs of this generational curse! 😂😂
The covid shot is an effective way to reduce the severity of covid. In case you were dunking on it. I don't know how vaccines got tangled up in the culture war.
Well, what we've learned from the medical authoritarians during the C19 pandemic is that we must quarantine the healthy. So, to protect your brother-in-laws from your toxic masculinity, you must lock them in a padded room.
@@salazam That wasn't "Funny", that was normal and appreciated; what is "Funny" (as you used the term) is the fact that you felt the need to comment here in an effort to harass her about it.
Just be prepared for the fallout. You see, we men won't know that your not a Feminist b*tch who wants to co-op our masculinity, so YOU could be the one who gets the door slammed in her face with a scream of "Equaalityyy" from the other side. Furthermore, men may avoid you, not look at you, and generally act like you're invisible - which is something all men except giga-Chads face from birth - and it can be pretty jarring for a woman to be treated the way men are treated. So, just understand that our quest for non-toxic behavior may land on you.
A few days ago I was getting into a store, spotted a random woman carrying a fairly large parcel with both hands, and I actually stopped to hold the door open so she could exit the store with a degree of grace. Lo and behold, she actually did, with a smile and a thank you. Zero fuss. I guess she got momentarily overwhelmed by the fumes of my toxic masculinity.
I worked on my own car this weekend 😕 and didn't ask for help! When my wife asked if everything was okay, I said 'yes, its fine!' while hiding my feelings and refused to cry about anything 😭. I had impure thoughts of shooting guns and then cleaning them, I'm too far gone guys, leave me.. I can't even put my hair in a bun, or wear Crocs or cut off jeans, I'm just a lost cause now. Im sure im contagious just by sight at this point while wearing my Stetson, 2nd amendment shirt and listening to Faith No More's Epic..
I just grew a moustache last month, but I don't think it's covered by my medical insurance. Of course, a real man would just pay medical bills out of pocket, but I suppose that would make me even more toxic. What to do?
Went to the Emergency Room 4 hours after running my fingers through the Table Saw Blade. Nurse who checked me in remarked: Your one of those guys who won't go to the Hospital till you can't drive yourself there. Toxic 🤔 and Proud 💪🧟♂️😠
I once held a door open for a girl and she deliberately used the other door. I wanted to tell her "girl, you're not even cute". Get over yourself woman, you weren't my type.
I am diagnosed with terminal toxic masculinity. Doctors said it’s to strong to cure so I’m left cursed to being a man that knows how to have a real family.
I’ve never understood why people get so offended by the door holding thing. Then again I’m a woman who was ALSO raised to hold the door for others too. Never hurts to return the favor. Also I think lots about the Galactic Empire and Imperium of Man. Among such men I fit right in. Please, don’t abandon us female fans. Keep your fandom strong!
@nerysghemor5781 Feminists call it "benevolent sexism" and they think it means you think of them as weak and incapable. I mean, feminists ARE weak and incapable, but more so mentally than anything else. Ironically, I never see feminists ever joining the police force, firefighting, construction work, or any manual labor job, though. I also never see them want to split the bill on dates (with other men) or pay for the man themselves.
OMG!! I have all the symptoms and a couple of more like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. Being shot at because we were in someone else's country. Wearing the same clothes as my brother's (they are called brother's because we served in an Army together!) Drinking Whiskey straight out of the bottle! And other things I'm sure most non Toxic males would fail to understand!!
As a woman, I am very compassionate for men suffering from toxic masculinity symptoms, and respect their journey, but am actually very attracted to those men who display such characteristics. ;-)
One more symptom is fixing things yourself and not just throwing it away and buying a new one. I got it really bad. I do not just fix stuff I repurpose it. I AM DOOMED!!!
American flag behind me; burgers on the grill; guns lined up; star spangled banner as ring tone; working out; drives diesel trucks; work boots; loves REAL biological women and grows a beard. I'm chronically suffering from toxic masculinity
I caught myself the other day in a trance. I was walking outside and then suddenly this other worldly urge came upon me. I couldn't control it. My body took control and I started walking towards some firewood. My eyes stumbled upon an axe that was sitting in front of me. I couldn't believe what was happening! Next thing I knew, my arms were swinging a heavy wooden stick towards a piece of this wood that somehow magically was on top of another larger piece of wood. This stick hit the wood and split it in half. After this episode, I went inside to recover and recuperate. I think I need help from this toxic masculinity!
Since I started taking Prighozin I noticed strong relapse of Toxic Masculinity. My doctor advised high dosage therapy of Sex and City. At least 2 episodes each day.
My husband suffers from toxic masculinity in this video. I love his full beard and wouldn't want it any other way. He's been opening the door for me since we met (7 years). He enjoys physical fights with his friends. He enjoys eating meat. He does not hate himself one bit. The only thing I'm waiting for is him running into battle, yelling "freedom," and wearing blue face paint. If that happens, no way in hell I'll stop him. I'll be on the sidelines, cheering. 💖
I don't suffer from toxic masculinity, I enjoy *every second* of it.
nothing is more fun than combating toxic femininity with toxic masculinity- not going to lie. I love finding narcissistic woman and bringing them down to reality XD its as satisfying as finding a woman who deserves a good slap. bring back the days of "oh you're disrespectful huh? let me show you how men deal with disrespect."
That’s called being addicted
And the first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem.
And my wife of 53 years loves it that I am a man.
You're going to go blind if you keep doing it!!
Oh wait, is that something else? Well, don't do that too.
My masculinity is so toxic. I keep getting the urge to build things and protect my loved ones.
😂
@avalonjustin whoa whoa you have severe and tested positive for TM, please seek help.
Hands on skills are a major diagnostic red flag😂.
Peak toxicity right there. You're beyond salvation.
@@Shining_LightOh no! 😭
My daughter started pushing this feminine stuff on my grandson. I said nothing to her about it. I nick named my grandson "Man" and every time we get together we do "man" stuff. He fell right into it and today he rejects anything that makes him feel less manly. MY MAN.
well played sir, well played. When he gets older your grandson will thank you for the fact that he is not now your granddaughter.
YOU GO! that is so smart
Heck yeah
@@randymcarn Amen to that
Places where the battles are fought......
I was a man trapped in a womans body until my mom gave birth to me. As for my toxic masculinity syndrome, mine is incurable and highly contagious.
Niiice😂
Mee too. Lost case.
I was an undefined gender trapped in a transmans body until I escaped from my birthing parents womb. The obstetrician said he had never seen a baby pop its head out, look around, and then poke out both arms and push itself out. Even before seeing my genitals, he said he instantly knew, to quote Austin Powers, “That’s a man, baby!”
👍👍
How dare you assume your mother's gender!
Knowing what a woman is:
(and liking it) is another sure sign.
Only simps like women. Real men tolerate them.
Hell Yeah !!
aw hell yeah, man
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Damn straight! Add in "knowing what a woman is, liking women, but not feeling the need to turn yourself into one"😂
As a woman, I don’t suffer from toxic masculinity, but I ❤those who do!!!
Amen, darlin'
Good😘💘
„As a woman“ love it 😂
That's even worse! :)
Omg you're an enabler of toxic masculinity? Calm down, everything will be okay. We will get you the help you need. This is a real crisis and emergency here folks. Someone call The View immediately. Get CNN on the phone we need Rachel Madcow to womanspalin mansplaing to you! Someone get this woman a copy of Michelle Obama's book Becoming Transgendeer stat! Have you watched a WNBA games recently? You might be having an allergic reaction. Can I offer you a Bud Light?
Babylon Bee is now rated the #1 source of medical advice by the leading experts & fact checkers !
I find it funny that they’re struggling to outdo reality with more and more ridiculous ideas, satire articles and skits, only for their joke headlines to show up as actual news within the year
@@toastle8005Yes, I just watched the movie “Idiocracy” for the second time. It seems more of a documentary now than it did a few years ago!
I fact checked this 🔼 ...and I 100% agree. With @John-Doe-xxx. The Babylon Bee is the #1 source of medical advice by me ..and paid by Trump - Fact checker. ...haha .
Good thing you didn't say doctors, because to be accurately leftist and marxist you must use nontoxic masculinity terms like experts or even better, providers
😱😂
If you see something broken, and know how to fix it, you're too far gone to help.
Haha, one of my favorite symptoms of my husband with toxic masculinity. (Because I cannot fix broken things)
Dam 😔
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Uh-oh my husband to a Tee. He can also identify any machine part, piece of a part and other random items made by toxic males throughout history . . . But I think I'll keep him.
Nooooo...I'm doomed.
@@nYdGeo it was nice knowing ya! rip 😂👍🏼
I'm passing on my toxic masculinity to my son, if I play my cards right... He'll never recover!
You go get em!!
Other symptoms of toxic masculinity:
•Standing up to pee
•Enjoying a nice cigar with a single malt scotch
•Enjoying the company of your loyal dog
•Watching sports on a small tv in the other room while the wife watches Island Of Blind Date Kardashian Fashion Cooking on the 75" big screen
•Earning a living
•Protecting your family from harm
•Fixing and maintaining all the appliances and vehicles in the household
•Teaching your son or daughter how to ride a bike or throw a ball
•Admiring the natural way your wife nurtures your young children
•Happily wearing your clothes and 2 pair of shoes until they are worn out while silently observing your wife has dozens of shoes or outfits that she never wears
•Happily doing without the sleep, money, toys, hanging with friends, or dates with your wife that you had as a single man so you can watch your children's sporting events or school activities
Yes guys...we are destroying the world with our toxic masculinity!
👍 God bless all the men suffering this way from TM. 🤩
@@hillsidedweller656Amen!!
Dealing without toys! Blasphemy!!! NEVER the wife can eat dog food!😂
Don't forget... having a wife
Standing up to pee -- and leaving the seat up!
Can you believe it? I witnessed a father teaching his 5 & 6 year old sons toxic masculinity in public at the local KwikStar. They held doors open, let the ladies go first in line, and offered to help an older woman with her stuff. It was so adorable to be a part of their toxic training!
That's HORRIBLE! I hope you reported them to child services.
Did they say please and thank you too? I sure hope not... ;)
@@w00tb0ss😅😅😅
The FBI must be notified right away! They "assaulted" those women. They probably were looking at the women's ass when she walked through.
If YOU want to look at a woman's ass...so be it! God gave you eyes for a reason.
I get this is a joke, but am I the only man who holds doors open for anyone regardless of what's between their legs? It's not cause I'm scared of toxic masculinity, I just have good manners and I'm happy to hold a door open for a fellow man rather than letting it slam in his face. Am I even worse than toxic masculinity?! Save me! 🤣
My 4 year old son held open a door for a woman today. She smiled and said thank you. I can't believe how far society has fallen. Rest assured, corrective measures were taken to prevent such toxic behavior from happening again. He is now enrolled in therapy to squash his budding masculinity.
Thanks Babylon
But i still don't get why men should be door opener for women. Women can do it by their own and men are not their servants.
Masculinity is not toxic but simp culture is toxic for men's well-being.
😂
@@mikloss-e1zI like it when men open the door for me, it’s very thoughtful.
That is what I teach my kids, well done!
@@mikloss-e1zI hold the door for anyone behind me. How is that?
As a toxic man, sometimes I feel the urge to help a lady carrie her bags.
"carrie her bags"
You mean viciously attack her bags using telekinesis? 🤣
Wait you help women you sir are the problem
Heaven forbid
How dare you sir! 🤣🤣
@@palaceofwisdom9448the wit on this one had me grin ear to ear with some dam wet stuff in my eyes. 😂
"If you find yourself battling the English in the 14th century, you might be beyond medical help."
To be fair, EVERYONE in the 14th century was beyond medical help.
They shouldn't let being dead 700 years stop them from curing their toxic masculinity.
Only if they failed to place their faith in alchemy. Boil two cups of water, add a Philosopher's Stone, then drink it as hot as you can stand and it will cure whatever ails you. A great side effect is that you will urinate gold!
Everyone from the 14th century is still beyond medical help.
Yeah, they all died.
That was the best part! Lol
Some more symptoms: Having a strong handshake, a strong voice, laughing, knowing how to defend yourself, knowing jokes, knowing how to shoot a gun, having an order lady first at a restaurant, being confident.
Many women do not want a weak man that they would just have to drag along,
its the way man and women were created to be. I'm a woman and not offended or ashamed. There shouldn't even be a question of the God given differences or the phrase "toxic masculinity. Amen to you guys! It was an evil plan for control and power - the whole one world order deranged, satan led people want to destroy families, man and woman (there is nothing else).....
You sick bastard! You need to stop it - Your masculinity is single handed destroyjng the ozone layer and making the climate to change..
Im so proud of You 😂
''having an order lady first at a restaurant'' its called simping
@@PundaDay Ordering for your lady is toxic masculinity. My wife likes that--a lot. Of course, knowing what she likes is important!
just prior to corona, i was holding a door open for a lady at the office building and she told me, it's not necessary anymore to hold doors open for ladies. i told her, i was raised to hold the doors open for everyone. men, women, kids. now i dont hold em open for women. i still hold them open for men and children and they smile back at me.
I always ask "Would I go out of my way if this were a man?" and act accordingly.
So one stupid female made you be nasty to all the rest of us? How is that fair?
😂
Just avoid opening doors for people who suffer from the cancer called feminism. Obvious external signs include rainbow colored hair, facial piercings, half shaved head, facial tattoos, and wearing a name tag that says their pronouns.
MGTOW ! 😀
Did someone say bacon wrapped bacon?
If you like bacon or not is my usual litmus test to see if we can be friends. 😁 Brotherhood of bacon!
He sure did! And now I'm suddenly starving!
They have it at Costco. Right next to the cheese-stuffed Bratwurst.
Pretty sure that’s all this video was about. Bacon wrapped toothbrushes, bacon and ham sandwiches and I think I saw a recipe for bacon stuffed pork chops wrapped in bacon. This is definitely a great cooking video.
He had me at bacon
It's almost like shooting fish in a barrel, but other signs of toxic masculinity are:
1)Recognizing problems and taking action to do something about them,
2) Serving others,
3) Bearing responsibility,
4) Work to provide for yourself and others. I can't believe they left off work.
5) Taking a position based on principle or truth
6)working smarter not harder.
Sounds boring. What about playing a super fast guitar solo on cocaine instead of serving others? Just an idea, idk 😅
@@painkillerbackup3276 😀 when you excel at something good, you make the world a better place, benefit others and earn respect for your competence. Wins all the way around, so rock on
@@painkillerbackup3276 stuff like that is okay if it doesn't interfere with the main tenets! Lol
@@nthgth I lost my tenets somewhere, I dont remember. Maybe behind the bed or at the top of Mount Everest. I dont miss em ^^
I found myself at Bass Pro Shops the other day. Sitting in the parking lot, I wondered how I got there. Then the realization hit me: it was my destination. That’s when it became clear my toxic masculinity was past the point of treatment.
For Me, I knew it was Cronic when my first stop at Bass Pro Shop was the firearms department.
Excellent.
i was diagnosed toxic masculinity stage 10 after rewatching all 60s and 70s Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson Movies. After infection i even found out i liked "streets of San Francisco" with Karl Malden. I am now 68 years old...so, no chance to be cured!
I know it will be a challenge, being 68 an all, but just identify as a woman, pick a sport and dominate it. Win everything, break records and be a proud Strong Woman.
This will last until a 20yr bloke pulls the same stunt.
@@pigeonpoo1823 Not any sport. Hobby horse hypism (vegan hypism) will be faster with a higher chance of cure.
Don't give up yet....try drinking vats of soya milk and watching the Barbie movie on a loop whilst shouting 'I am a feminist'. If that doesn't work the last resort is you could spend a few days (overdosing is easy with this one, so go slow) in any British educational establishment; probably most American ones too. Best of luck mate
What about The Hunt For Red October? What a movie!
@@VE6XTC ahhhh or ZARDOZ Movie with Sean Connery..... women went really hot watching ths... what a great time to ...
Man I didn’t know women hated it when I held the door for them! All the smiling and thank-yous really threw me off!!! Thank you so much! 😂
I actually encountered a scowl and use the other door creature once.
I laughed.
@@richardwhite6062 WHAT?! Why? That’s weird
@georgesmith7337 new age lefties think it's old school patriarchal self righteousness.
Most women appreciate the gesture, but the indoctrinated woke ones won't. They are taught to assume you are looking down on them.
Oh you absolute monster! Yeah those smiles are hiding the fear that occurs when we females are within an unsafe distance from a male suffering from the awful disease called toxic masculinity. Seek help ASAP
Earlier, my wife asked me to take out the trash... Not today, toxic masculinity 👍
My wife dosn't evan ask anymore
Lmao I🤣
Taking out the trash shows masculinity, not makes you more soy boy.
That's just beta male stuff. You have her take it out and then you bang her
If she was really empowered she would have "told" you and not asked you to take it out. Your toxic masculinity is destroying her strength and independence.
"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only... toxic masculinity." 😂 I've been laughing for two days in that line alone.
For the empeor
FOR THE EMPEROR!!
@@internetuser320 Random tentacles growing out your shoulder is for the woke.
It is the ultimate God-given truth about the man.
WAAAAAGGG
I first realized I suffer from toxic masculinity while working on my truck with my own tools and my own hands.
I mean who does that? Fixing stuff instead of just buying new stuff. Man I had it bad.
Wow, you better get help before it gets worse!
"It's called toxic masculinity and over %40 of men are affected every day."
Me: You gotta bump those number up, those are rookie numbers.
Yeah. It needs to be like 95, 98%
@@robertmorris8997 I don't know, California is a big state.
@@denelmi One can always hope.
You Gentlemen feel like Talking about Roman Empire?
LOLOLOL
If your neighbor is working on his car in the garage and you walk over with two beers, toxic masculinity
Teaching your son to repair the window he broke instead of calling a guy, toxic masculinity
Leaving the house on a sudden "errand" that couldn't wait 15mins before your mother in law is scheduled to come over then you make it back just a few mins after she left, toxic masculinity
Lol
100% toxic masculinity here and loving every moment.
More signs of toxic masculinity:
• Understanding that “nothing in life is free”.
• Knowing that nothing is over until you say it is.
• Placing those you are responsible for above self.
• Tipping your cap to a lady, and calling her Ma’am.
Last one is just Internet Moderator Shit
What if you are female and do these things. Can women catch toxic masculinity?
ua-cam.com/video/q7vtWB4owdE/v-deo.html nothing is over until we decide it is.
If you are responsible for someone, putting them above self is irresponsible by literal definition. It's why you put the oxygen mask on yourself first in airplanes. You can't help them if you're dead.
@@salazam Exceptions dont make the rule. If you compare apples to oranges in efforts to make a valid point to get your own way and make you feel better about yourself you may suffer from toxic toddlerinity.
If you smell burnt rubber and gasoline, then get excited, you might have toxic masculinity. Lol
2 stoke MX bikes. Mmmmmm.
omg I've had this abnormality since I was a kid. It's called functional TM. Lol
My mom and sis would smell gasoline and say "aaaaaaa it smells awful" and I would just sit in the back seat like "*inhale* aaaaaahh. fuel."
@@thestoryteller1807That symptom has it's own deeper classification, it's called "Petro masculinity" (and no, I didn't make that up)
God I love those smells! And the smell of car repair garages, or new tires.
Just to be clear: Im a woman and I hold doors for men too. If they are carrying heavy things and stuff. I also do it for older ladies, and people in general. That's being polite.
Greetings from Chile 🇨🇱
I think I have this “deadly” sickness and some of my more serious symptoms include hunting, fishing, riding a dirt bike, and worst of all driving a pickup truck
I've been afflicted with all of the above for over 5 decades.
Oh my God!!! I think I have it!! I had no idea
OMG!! I'm a girl but I ride a dirt bike and my dream car is a pickup truck. Does it mean I got infected too ?!?
Oh shit...I have a pickup and do all these things... lol
Sounds generational. In your case, no cure.
I think I have another symptom of toxic masculinity! I believe fathers are important and should be the head of a household and respected. Am a toxically masculine?
Yes you are. But I suspect a sweet girl will put up with you.
Yes, thank sweet Jesus, you are. Now go find yourself a good wife and be the head of your household.
@@nikkisalazar6726 or you know he puts up with her what's the difference mAW!
Uh oh I want to stop masturbating I think I'm toxic I should keep being addicted to pornography because my queen who leaches off from thousands of men is money hungry and narcissistic whatever shall I doo!??
You f*cking Nazi
My dad left our family when i was young, so I thought for certain I would be immune from the disease. Sadly, a few great mentors and a God who showed mercy on me, and I now have stage 5 toxic masculinity...
Driving a truck, liking hard hits in football, wearing a cap with the brim curved, ordering biscuits and gravy with your breakfast. Reading James Ellroy, calling people you don't know "Meat," and still paying for things with cash. Toxic.
"Calling people you don't know, meat." What sort of context is this used, I want to start saying it? I'll occasionally call new guys at work "Fresh Meat", but that's it.
@@DPRK_Best_Korea An old coach that didn’t remember anyone’s name just called everyone “Meat."
SAUSAGE gravy!
James Ellroy is great! Excellent film too made from LA Confidential with Russell Crowe, Kevin Spacey and Guy Pearce!
Liking hard hits in Football. You mean micro concussions? No wonder professional football players regret ever playing football because of the brain damage that ruined the quality of their life
Bacon-eater? Check. Facial hair? Check. Regular self-enlisted lawn-mowing? Check. Lack of self-loathing? Check. ... Even more dire signs: Have changed my own oil (it wasn't pretty). Replaced my own spark plugs, once, I'll admit it. I'm in my 60s, too far gone to be a candidate for treatment, probably.
Have you asked your doctor about options? Some medications slow the disease process.
You've only changed your spark plugs once? Gaaaaaaay.
@@hrw1936 Surgery can help too!
Just this morning I lifted weights, did pushups, sit-ups and pull-ups. I sweated like a pig and enjoyed every moment of it. I think my toxic masculinity may be terminal.😂
Have you tried Canadian healthcare? I hear their doctors are the best. Anyway, best of luck and hope you manage to recover!
My flavor of toxic masculinity: insisting on smoking meats for every gathering with the in-laws so I can sit outside and avoid them while I listen to books about ww2.
Damn , it's late I suppose.
Good tip man, thanks!!
That's why I identify myself as a pint of beer being thrown on the wall.
Having the worst symptoms of masculinity while being protected by the "minority immunity act" is just amazing.
Smart move sir, smart move.
I’m a 71 year old lady and I identify as an Apache attack helicopter. Most millenial men seem to identify as woosies 😂😂😂.
@nhmooytis7058 What does that say about the parents that raised them. Also, boomers thanks alot for voting for policies that benefit your generation in your prime time and then voting for policies that benefit your retirement. While leaving the younger generations with nothing but SSN debt from you all.
@@Electrodexify womp womp womp. Try getting a job and quit sponging off mummy and mummy.
@@nhmooytis7058 Umm, I have a cushy job and live on my own. However the future of owning a home and having a family is no longer possible for young generations. People younger than me can't even move from their parents basements. Boomers reaped all the benefits, were promiscous, partied with drugs. Enjoyed all the benefits and thought nothing about newer generations, when they increased their pension benefits.
The ability to change a tire is very high levels of toxic masculinity.
I remember when that skill just got you promoted up from wuss.
Some man gave me a tire iron. How silly. Tires are supposed to be all wrinkly.
And here I thought changing a tyre was something every male born human being could just do without any training. The world really has gone to 💩
I'm guilty of passing my toxic masculinity on to my child, I teach her to make fart noises with her armpit, she pees in the backyard more than I do, eats almost everything with her hands and flattened the bully in her class
By accident I did the same to my dog and now it points me which pub has Guinness.
😂😅😂
@@josepnebotrius872 LOL
I bought a ribeye steak the other day and told myself "omg, that's not a vegan mushroom with insect seasoning..." I immediately knew I needed help against this toxic masculine scourge.
Mushrooms are always vegan the problem is when they have meat inside. You have been happy picking them in the mountains forests, barbecuing them and then "shit, worms". 😢
try bacon wrapped mushroooms bacon is vegan. Bacon has no central nervous system.
I just told someone yesterday about the time I tried to eat one of those giant mushrooms, it was covered in shredded cheese, I ended up just eating the cheese and throwing away the mushroom because it tasted like shiitake,😂 get it?
I love both cheese and mushrooms.
Self reliance.
Responsibility.
Loyalty.
Duty.
Hard Work.
The list goes on.
Bad-assery. 💥😎💥
basically anything that would make you considering changing yourself for the better because some of these women feel threatened at the fact that someone could even consider getting better and showing signs of aspiration, as then we all wouldn't be equal.
i swear its like a cope, trying to drag others down so you don't feel bad about your own shortcomings.
Strength
Heteronormativity
Also known as SRLDH
Staying armed & vigilant
This is beyond Hollywood quality, we need more top content like this in our toxic life! 🙏
Helping someone get their car out of a snow drift in -40 degree Celsius. True sign of toxic masculinity. Best to leave people in their cars, probably only wearing a jacket, no mitts or hat.
Well, as a woman, Im grateful for God fearing hardworking men. I know women dont want to edmit it, but it helps us feel a little safer. And Ill say it just cause they won't, thanks for holding the door and all you do. God bless! 🙏💖💖
I'll say it all day long! Thank God for men who are and want to be what God made them to be.
Too bad I'm gonna slam that glass door in your face and yell equality
Jesus is the Alpha and Omega and not a Beta
AMEN!!!🙏
I'll admit it, but I *do* wish I felt better about being a woman, all my life I've felt unimportant because of that and men get the best assignments so I feel like I missed out on a great life, please help 🤷
I Am 63, and throughout my life most people (sissies and women) wanted me to get rid of it, and I couldn't get rid of it (I didn't try really hard) but as a man I learned how to control this GOD given gift: He helped me, but it's there when needed. As a matter-of-fact I needed it today to protect myself and my 3 younger children against a mad delusional manwoman. Amen...
Glad to hear you came out on top brother.
I think this is great. We can define toxic masculinity as a disability and sue for discrimination. The only true solution to TM (assuming you are seriously inclined to 'cure' this) is to self identify as either a hair stylist, yoga instructor, or trans-gender TicTok star. These identities are the foundation of resolving TM. Some side effects may be encountered.
And drinking Bud Light. That is an important step on the road to recovery!
ha! luv you guys.
I was feeling bad about myself because I had a few of those symptoms.
All I kept thinking was: how can I get more?
This yet another identity suffering from 'oppression'.
I'm demanding my reprarations.
@@steprockmedia Live a happy life and treat others as you want to be treated and you are on a good path to get more symptoms.
Am I suffering from "Toxic masculinity"? No, I enjoy every minute of it.
Another sign is getting up every morning and going to work!!!
I am a man that doesn't hate himself, and I don't care if the world hates me for it. I thank God for making me who he wanted me to be. Being a man is a good thing. Stand up, man, and don't let yourself be knocked down by those who hate you!
the world doesn't hate you, only liberal america or w europe. The world is so much more than just these tiny liberoid regions.
you should visit russia, cheers
Now as a woman I've been struggling all my life to feel like being one is a good thing, please help if you can
You are heavily ill bro!!)))))))))
❤
I’m a woman who loves toxic masculinity. And men who suffer from toxic masculinity syndrome. I will check myself in to rehab now but I think I may be beyond help.
If you live in Vancouver, BC, you're beyond Hope.
@@VE6XTC I live in Zimbabwe where men are men. There is no such thing as transgenderism and there is no alphabet community. It doesn’t exist. I am using the term toxic masculinity in a tongue in cheek manner. There is no such thing as toxic masculinity. Are some men bad. Yes. Are some women bad. Yes. Without men this planet couldn’t exist. Men have invented everything we have. Men have built everything we utilise. Men have created everything we enjoy. I wish the feminists would realise that.
Me too!! I’m definitely beyond help.
Same...oh well.
Toxic masculinity rehab would be the best place to find a husband, if you can get him out fast enough
Yup, my grandparents exposed me to toxic masculinity, as a child.
The United States Army, pre-"wokeness", exacerbated my symptoms.
I have facial hair, I don't hate myself, and on more than one occasion, I've held the door open for women. It's too late for me. Save yourself.
I have all the symptoms of Toxic Masculinity except for the WWE one. I thinks it’s over for me
I saw that match. So, I'm counting it. 😂
Set up a ring in your backyard and close that deficit gap.
surviving the 14th century must have been tough
and we ladies, we REAL women love you for it!!!
You’re just in remission.
I stopped at 15 while still WWF, was good until 27 and relapsed due to peer pressure. It was brief but glorious. Still clean after 25 years.
Standing firm on your beliefs and opinions…a sure sign.
I am so glad that I'm married to a male who suffers from toxic masculinity. One way I know this, he always walks on the outside of the sidewalk next to the traffic to protect me. Wow who could ask for anything more!?
what we really have a problem with is toxic femininity you should make a video on that for all the middle aged Karen's out there.
Or what about a video of converting soy boys at a "re-education" camp? That would be fun.
As a woman who also knows what one is, I wholeheartedly agree.
It's toxic asf to real women everywhere.
Thankfully I gave birth to sons, who I seem to relate better to. 😂 And here's a hint to toxic males everywhere. ReaI women Iove reaI men.
Bonus points to anyone who Iistened to Mr ManIy on the radio years ago before it was outlawed 🤭
Not sure the Karen's are all middle aged.
facing an army of thousands while there are only 300 of us - i'd say , beyond curable
My two teenage sons just wrestled to see who could be the first to do something they both wanted to do at the same time. I would consider this a symptom of a severe case.
We need Toxic Masculinity Acceptance
#toxicmasculinityphobia
Amen!
It's not toxic though so it's masculinephobia
@@spocker22 it is to the wokesters everywhere
Not only do I have Toxic Masculinity, I am also surrounded by other men who have it too. It's spreading!!!!
What is the best way to keep my brother-in-laws(liberal vegans) safe from my very certain case of toxic masculinity? Does the covid shot take care of that as well? I'm so toxic I own guns and would use them to defend my land. I think I'm doomed to be this way forever and the worst thing yet is my son wants to play sports! He's only 4 years old and already showing the signs of this generational curse! 😂😂
The covid shot is an effective way to reduce the severity of covid. In case you were dunking on it. I don't know how vaccines got tangled up in the culture war.
Well, what we've learned from the medical authoritarians during the C19 pandemic is that we must quarantine the healthy. So, to protect your brother-in-laws from your toxic masculinity, you must lock them in a padded room.
What a blessing.
take your brothers in law to the range. that'll fix 'em right up
@@xXxDSMer Agreed. Nothing like someone feeling the power of a firearm for the first time to make them lust for more.
"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only toxic masculinity" HE'S NOT WRONG 🤣🤣 (as an avid 40k player)
"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only toxic masculinity". Aaaaaand I'm dying with laughter, thanks for that!
Careful, heresy will get you a bolter round from the commissar.
For the Emperor!
Manspreading on my motorcycle at red lights.
Those of us about to die salute you.
Speaking your mind out, risking your own life is, too, one of the grave signs of toxic masculinity.
My wife wouldn’t accept me or her two sons any other way. That said we are all scared of her wrath.
And there is the balance :)
Imagine being afraid of a woman, lol
Part of being a man is not being scared of a weak 4$$ woman
Woman here, i laughed pretty hard at the slam door in the face equality part. My grandmother introduced me to this channel awhile ago, thanks Nana.
"woman here"
Funny how they always feel the need to announce that.
@@salazam That wasn't "Funny", that was normal and appreciated; what is "Funny" (as you used the term) is the fact that you felt the need to comment here in an effort to harass her about it.
Just be prepared for the fallout. You see, we men won't know that your not a Feminist b*tch who wants to co-op our masculinity, so YOU could be the one who gets the door slammed in her face with a scream of "Equaalityyy" from the other side. Furthermore, men may avoid you, not look at you, and generally act like you're invisible - which is something all men except giga-Chads face from birth - and it can be pretty jarring for a woman to be treated the way men are treated. So, just understand that our quest for non-toxic behavior may land on you.
Always nice to see a woman in a room full of blokes! 😻
Grumpy Owl....I like that 😃. It's funny. The idea of a p*used off owl made me smile big. How'd you come up with that?
A few days ago I was getting into a store, spotted a random woman carrying a fairly large parcel with both hands, and I actually stopped to hold the door open so she could exit the store with a degree of grace.
Lo and behold, she actually did, with a smile and a thank you. Zero fuss. I guess she got momentarily overwhelmed by the fumes of my toxic masculinity.
I worked on my own car this weekend 😕 and didn't ask for help! When my wife asked if everything was okay, I said 'yes, its fine!' while hiding my feelings and refused to cry about anything 😭. I had impure thoughts of shooting guns and then cleaning them, I'm too far gone guys, leave me.. I can't even put my hair in a bun, or wear Crocs or cut off jeans, I'm just a lost cause now. Im sure im contagious just by sight at this point while wearing my Stetson, 2nd amendment shirt and listening to Faith No More's Epic..
You poor man I feel your pain and the worse thing is that you can't really cry about it because your a man and your toxic nature
I know what you mean
@longbow6416 The last couple words really really sold me. Listening to Faith No More....... You're the one that's Epic!!!!!
We all deserve our Bacon wrapped Bacon as a man .
Maybe this is because I'm a woman, but bacon wrapped bacon seems pointless and redundant to me and *In My Honest Opinion* bacon is overrated
@@JustAnotherShopaholic It's still called a joke . No one eats bacon wrapped bacon .
@@eaglerider1826exactly I usually wrap pork sausage in bacon
NO BACON. STEAK!!!!
Yelling "THIS IS SPARTA" when not in Sparta is a sure sign. I have seen and experienced it 😮
"eating bacon wrapped bacon " best line here
I just grew a moustache last month, but I don't think it's covered by my medical insurance. Of course, a real man would just pay medical bills out of pocket, but I suppose that would make me even more toxic. What to do?
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have to let nature run its course and allow your moustache to take over your face. It's the only way.
I've worn a full beard since getting out of the Navy in 1986. I am beyond redemption, and loving it! 😎👍
Went to the Emergency Room 4 hours after running my fingers through the Table Saw Blade.
Nurse who checked me in remarked:
Your one of those guys who won't go to the Hospital till you can't drive yourself there. Toxic 🤔 and Proud 💪🧟♂️😠
I don't know how you guys can have endless humor. Love love love you guys.
I was just about to go to the gym. Thank God this came up in my feed. Now I'll just curl up on the couch and watch a few episodes of the bachelorette.
Darma and Greg.
@@Walter-wo5sz Hey, Dharma was _hawt!_
(Only reason I ever watched that show.)
I'm still coming to terms with my habit of giving a secured load a good push and saying 'that's not goin anywhere'.
Woman but same 😅😅😅
I love a strong, confident but kind hearted man.
I once held a door open for a girl and she deliberately used the other door. I wanted to tell her "girl, you're not even cute". Get over yourself woman, you weren't my type.
Nah! That's when you ask her, "What? Is your butt too big to fit through just one door? You need both?"
Just laugh it off, but I guess that's what you doing anyway. Most young women are not like that.
@Joni-lq3rf
I think most women are grateful if you show some kindness. Never understood those that put up with mean spouses.
I am diagnosed with terminal toxic masculinity.
Doctors said it’s to strong to cure so I’m left cursed to being a man that knows how to have a real family.
Dream Saturday: Eats Steak, Eggs, and Bacon for Breakfast, watches Star Wars, Gladiator, A Bridge Too Far while painting my 40k Imperial Guardsmen.
I’ve never understood why people get so offended by the door holding thing. Then again I’m a woman who was ALSO raised to hold the door for others too. Never hurts to return the favor. Also I think lots about the Galactic Empire and Imperium of Man. Among such men I fit right in. Please, don’t abandon us female fans. Keep your fandom strong!
See? It is contagious.
I thought holding the door open for other people was common courtesy. Are some nutcases really offended by it?
@@GogakuOtakubelieve it or not, yes.
I think it's rare so manufacturers need to create more toxic door interactions for it to become a headline.
@nerysghemor5781
Feminists call it "benevolent sexism" and they think it means you think of them as weak and incapable. I mean, feminists ARE weak and incapable, but more so mentally than anything else. Ironically, I never see feminists ever joining the police force, firefighting, construction work, or any manual labor job, though. I also never see them want to split the bill on dates (with other men) or pay for the man themselves.
gender aside, there is nothing wrong with being polite. i'm glad the gals in alaskja dont seem to mind courtesy. cheers.
OMG!! I have all the symptoms and a couple of more like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. Being shot at because we were in someone else's country. Wearing the same clothes as my brother's (they are called brother's because we served in an Army together!) Drinking Whiskey straight out of the bottle! And other things I'm sure most non Toxic males would fail to understand!!
not toxic masculinity, its masculinity. And i LOVE it.
Another form of toxic masculinity: protecting people
OMG that get help
*protecting YOUR people
My boyfriend suffers from toxic masculinity. He's always holding the door open for me and not hating himself. I don't think I can take it 😢
R U serious
@@LordofDungeons32 Not at all. I was being facetious like this video
the crying emoji is a nice touch really helps sell it@@baileykerr4859
"Do you hate yourself" 😂😂😂😂
No worries, I LOVE strong manly men with godly character! GO MEN!! 💪
I am definitely suffering from this, toxic masculinity...💪
Please do continue to identify with it💘
Congratulations! We are many.
Hello my name is Eric and I suffer from toxic masculinity.
Audience : hi Eric 😂
As a woman, I am very compassionate for men suffering from toxic masculinity symptoms, and respect their journey, but am actually very attracted to those men who display such characteristics. ;-)
I don't suffer. I enjoy every minute.
Toxic
Masculinity
Matters !
One more symptom is fixing things yourself and not just throwing it away and buying a new one. I got it really bad. I do not just fix stuff I repurpose it. I AM DOOMED!!!
Do you wear Red and Green suspenders? Quando Flunkous Moritadi.
@@oldad6207 Why yes...Yes I do.👍
@@tomrodgers6629 😁
American flag behind me; burgers on the grill; guns lined up; star spangled banner as ring tone; working out; drives diesel trucks; work boots; loves REAL biological women and grows a beard. I'm chronically suffering from toxic masculinity
A sure sign of Toxic Masculinity is not just the need to fix things, but having the the knowledge to do so.
I caught myself the other day in a trance. I was walking outside and then suddenly this other worldly urge came upon me. I couldn't control it. My body took control and I started walking towards some firewood. My eyes stumbled upon an axe that was sitting in front of me. I couldn't believe what was happening! Next thing I knew, my arms were swinging a heavy wooden stick towards a piece of this wood that somehow magically was on top of another larger piece of wood. This stick hit the wood and split it in half. After this episode, I went inside to recover and recuperate. I think I need help from this toxic masculinity!
I get my wife's boyfriend to cut the firewood. Then I have to sleep on the toxic wet spot that he leaves.
Bro you left your axe out? That's not very toxic.
Did you build a fire too??
The battery, in my 2009 F250, died the other day and I pushed my Truck in a spot away from traffic by myself... I felt the Toxic Masculinity bigly!!!
Since I started taking Prighozin I noticed strong relapse of Toxic Masculinity.
My doctor advised high dosage therapy of Sex and City. At least 2 episodes each day.
You may need to up your dosage to the Real Housewives if that is ineffective.
Maybe even Project runway, if its an extreme case.
@@HeartInLight
Actually, doctor recommended MILF Manor in the worst case.
Prighozin?
Try two tablets of estorgen and wash it down with Bud Light. You will be fine
My husband suffers from toxic masculinity in this video. I love his full beard and wouldn't want it any other way. He's been opening the door for me since we met (7 years). He enjoys physical fights with his friends. He enjoys eating meat. He does not hate himself one bit. The only thing I'm waiting for is him running into battle, yelling "freedom," and wearing blue face paint. If that happens, no way in hell I'll stop him. I'll be on the sidelines, cheering. 💖
Occasionally scratching your balls is also a sure give-away of toxic masculinity.
I need some toxic masculinity around my place, things might get done!
I have all of these symptoms! Glad that I do and so is my wife!