I would love to see a debate between a biological woman who is grunge, big, bold, and beautiful at any size vs. a transgender male who is putting the work in to present as a beautiful woman. "I am Beautiful no matter what" vs "I put in the work"..."Societal pressure is overwhelming" vs "You could at least bathe"..."I affirm my natural beauty" vs "It takes me 2 hours to get dressed"
_What other projects should the judges approve?_ *Self-immolation* Except that guy with the glasses. He sounded like he was a little slow but he could be brought along nicely. *_Neurodiversity is a thing, y'know_*
I was the "one conservative" at a place i worked, and boy did they all hate me, i was shut out of every conversation and ppl ignored everything i wrote/said in Zooms, and I found out from a source i'd been labelled "problematic". I did have to master the frozen face whenever any of them were speaking their nonsense. So i've moved on to run my own business...
@@brunetteXerl was a woke democrat in California and awakened in 2018. So it's like being in a crazy house, getting cured and still staying in said crazy house. Yes I'm moving. And no, l will never vote like that again
@@bertram-raven No I mean every one of those ticket writers that kept y ou locked in y ou r home up until the point the Putin boogie man dominated the 24 hour news cycle.
It's amazing that woke killed chivalry, race relations, justice, the dollar store, comedy, art and satire. So many of these sketches turned out to be real
By using the term "biological" woman, one implies that there are other kinds of woman than bioílogical, thereby ceding ground to the commies. Lets just refer to women as women.
This is 2 months AFTER your post, THE REAL ACTOR (Siaka Massaquoi) who has been on stage with Trump during this year (became a black conservative celebrity off of the success of the 'Californians Move To Texas' videos he was in) WAS RECENTLY ARRESTED BY FBI AS "TRUMP CO-CONSPIRATOR" IN NOV-DEC 2023.
I call those RentAMobs. When I was at university, it was always the same people protesting, and chaining themselves to school buildings, reguardless of the outrage.
That's not fair, now I miss Sizzler and there are none in our area. The fact that there are no mediocre all you can eat buffets left here are a real tragedy for this country... Guess I'm gonna have to go cry into my homemade dinner now.
"Hi, you see my boyfriend was stabbed into the next life; and I would make to start a fund for myself." "Approved!" "Wait... shouldn't you be starting a fund for the boyfriend's family?" "You see I'm going to defend the person who did the stabbing." "Ohhh... double approved!"
I thought you were going to have another person come up and say he punched a cop, get approved, and follow it up with, "It was on J6". You covered it when you brought the Black guy wrongly incarcerated though.
Here goes the Babylon Bee again, with its factual reenactments of actual stories. 3:00 - They should have asked how big the fire was at the "mostly peaceful protest."
Mostly peaceful always justifies violence After that Sizzler's commercial I'm going to take a three day road trip just for it's wonderful menu options 😁
I loved her crazy eyes behind the Sizzler title - for some reason that got me 🤣And the 'I said Good Day' (was that an obscure reference to Tootsie? If so, I approve!)
I think even Gene Wilder would've approved of the "I SAID, 'GOOD DAY'" reference! (For the youngsters, this is an iconic line spoken by Wilder in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
I love all the nods and 4th wall breaks. Like emma talling about sizzler, and her eyes got really big like she was doing all she could to act like she cared. And the "go fund yourself" being a play on go fund me but sounding more like "go f--- yourself". So subtle on both counts!
This what "Shark Tank" will someday turn out to be if this progresses. Your only hope of approval is to trick the judges into accepting no take backs before hand or have them disagree on whether or not something gets approved. Burning down Arby's?, I love Arby's. This might turn out to be "Shark Tank's" final season.
What other projects should the judges approve?
Sex change buses
Sex Change research of Sea Horses.
How come the "Male" has to carry all the babies? Isn't that a Wombman's role? 🤔✌️🥰
A guy who identifies as a fairy-boy should definitely get approved by these judges!
I would love to see a debate between a biological woman who is grunge, big, bold, and beautiful at any size vs. a transgender male who is putting the work in to present as a beautiful woman. "I am Beautiful no matter what" vs "I put in the work"..."Societal pressure is overwhelming" vs "You could at least bathe"..."I affirm my natural beauty" vs "It takes me 2 hours to get dressed"
_What other projects should the judges approve?_
*Self-immolation*
Except that guy with the glasses. He sounded like he was a little slow but he could be brought along nicely.
*_Neurodiversity is a thing, y'know_*
The funniest part of this sketch was when they implied that affirmative action for conservatives was a thing! 😅
Babylon Bee was bound to find something fake eventually 😆
i stopped watching as it was not funny at all. was too realistic
@@NinjaFlibble How do you think George W. Bush got into college ❓
Same as alot of kids do today. Ya got the money , ya go. Now, let's talk about that birth certificate!!! @@WinWin-oo4uk
I would say the funniest part is when they implied that a restaurant called Sizzler exists
LOL "Affirmative action - I had to hire one conservative" oh man, if only it worked that way ...
Yeah. Try being that guy that was hired. I pray and drink alot.
FR. Even the "conservatives" on main steam news networks are just conservative in name so they can pretend to represent both sides.
What does it mean?
I was the "one conservative" at a place i worked, and boy did they all hate me, i was shut out of every conversation and ppl ignored everything i wrote/said in Zooms, and I found out from a source i'd been labelled "problematic". I did have to master the frozen face whenever any of them were speaking their nonsense. So i've moved on to run my own business...
@@brunetteXerl was a woke democrat in California and awakened in 2018. So it's like being in a crazy house, getting cured and still staying in said crazy house. Yes I'm moving. And no, l will never vote like that again
“Isn’t punching cops bad?” His sincerity is real.
To be fair, I have no sympathy for the enforcers of 2020's tyranny.
Depends on the cop
@@guillermoelnino You mean the Capital Police. They are not actual police.
@@bertram-raven No I mean every one of those ticket writers that kept y ou locked in y ou r home up until the point the Putin boogie man dominated the 24 hour news cycle.
Depends on the perpetrator!!! If they red then!!! If they blue then it's ok!!!
It's sad that the least realistic part of this sketch is the part where they say they have to hire one conservative for affirmative action.
Hank's and Frank's instant recognition of their inner conservative was the most wholesome thing in this sketch. 😂😂
You guys keep "peacefully" killing it with these sketches! Funny stuff, guys!! Next..
Not even smile funny.
@@rancon265 cry your eyes out no one cares
Mostly peaceful anyway.
The fact that this is not just a funny sketch but a satire of the actual state of woke politics is mind-blowing.
So realistic it's uncomfortable
the fact that in california they would jst consider this normal is more scarey -- how can the bee satire someting beyond satire
@@tonyug113 When reality becomes scarier than fiction you know you got a problem. Liberalism is a disease.
Satire...documentary...potato...potato
It's amazing that woke killed chivalry, race relations, justice, the dollar store, comedy, art and satire. So many of these sketches turned out to be real
The biological woman's disappointment was hilarious!
By using the term "biological" woman, one implies that there are other kinds of woman than bioílogical, thereby ceding ground to the commies. Lets just refer to women as women.
2:34 I love how Hank is trying so hard to not break character here.
When the Jan 6 guy pointed I laughed so hard I almost lost my lunch. lol
This is 2 months AFTER your post, THE REAL ACTOR (Siaka Massaquoi) who has been on stage with Trump during this year (became a black conservative celebrity off of the success of the 'Californians Move To Texas' videos he was in) WAS RECENTLY ARRESTED BY FBI AS "TRUMP CO-CONSPIRATOR" IN NOV-DEC 2023.
I always thought crowdfunding was when you pay people to show up at an event so it looks like there are a lot of people there. 😂😂😂
Yeah like at a Biden campaign event! 😂
@@bobdalton2062 ...or the "million" man march.
@@bobdalton2062😂
I call those RentAMobs. When I was at university, it was always the same people protesting, and chaining themselves to school buildings, reguardless of the outrage.
@@jrgilby Universities today are more concerned with training professional protesters than they are with education.
Last part was absolutely amazing 😂, but honestly, everything else was just real life, not even a parody
I actually understood every bit of his story as I'm a fan of all those things.
Emma yelling was my favorite part…until the LoZ fanfic at the end. It’s a Bee sketch AND Travis’ Game Korner in the same video!
I wonder if these types of sketches have helped open any blinded woke eyes. Probably not. The insanity runs deep with Wokies.
they insane
That's not fair, now I miss Sizzler and there are none in our area. The fact that there are no mediocre all you can eat buffets left here are a real tragedy for this country...
Guess I'm gonna have to go cry into my homemade dinner now.
Once again, the Bee's prediction came true. The last guy, Siaka Massaquoi, was recently arrested for being at the capitol on Jan 6.
Horrifying art becoming reality.
Congratulations, another killer sketch, Bee!
"Hi, you see my boyfriend was stabbed into the next life; and I would make to start a fund for myself."
"Approved!"
"Wait... shouldn't you be starting a fund for the boyfriend's family?"
"You see I'm going to defend the person who did the stabbing."
"Ohhh... double approved!"
I thought you were going to have another person come up and say he punched a cop, get approved, and follow it up with, "It was on J6". You covered it when you brought the Black guy wrongly incarcerated though.
Yet another amazing video from the Babylon bee. Keep it up y’all!!
Here goes the Babylon Bee again, with its factual reenactments of actual stories.
3:00 - They should have asked how big the fire was at the "mostly peaceful protest."
And if there were people inside when he burned.
A Zelda fanfic where you give Tingle the Anikin Skywalker treatment? I'm ALL for that!
My brother and I were just complaining that you hadn't posted recently enough for our highnesses .. . . Thank you for responding 😆
“Good day! I said good day!”!! 😂😂😂
Can we get more of my favorite couple in Texas? Please??
If you have to hire a conservative then hire someone who self identifies as a conservative, that's what CNN and MSNBC does
But we can't afford Romney or Paul Ryan.
@@penismightier9278 I'll bet Liz Cheney is available
What's the difference between 'identifies' and 'self identifies'?
@@pigeonpoo1823 identifies means it's possibly true, self identifies means it's only true to them
@@riftshredder5438 Hahahahaha
I don't know what is more dangerous looking, Dead-Eyed Soulless Emma or Fury-Ridden Rage Emma.
Dead-eyed, soulless Emma 'killed a man just to watch him die" so she's got my vote.
@@Ziggy_Moonglow I can laugh too. Want to see? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Aren't woke sharks a contradiction in terms?
Bogoisie internet commies for self indulgent capitalism..... but for the message
No, just look at Mark Cubans politics for one.
No not ar all. They are spending YOU'RE Money😂
Doesn't work run off contradictions?
Mark fights the big pharma, I love that guy
Sadly, this IS the way things are going in our nation now. And the World laughs at us, while taking our foreign aid money. 😢
This so much. World constantly berates us but continues to rely on everything we do.
I love when they both yelled at Hank. That made me laugh alot
The sizzler promo 😂
So Sizzlers Still Exist in America? cause they shut down here
“IT WAS FUNNIER FOR THE SKETCH”!!! Haha. Awesome.
Wait, is that Anna Kasperian in the middle yelling at the conservatives?
Pretty damn close... 😂😂😂
If she had a huge honkin' hook nose and a cigarette, she'd be a dead ringer of Anna K.
I mean she can play her in movie for sure
Come on, that Legend of Zelda fanfic has some potential!
HAAHHAHAHAHAH
Mostly peaceful always justifies violence
After that Sizzler's commercial I'm going to take a three day road trip just for it's wonderful menu options 😁
I loved her crazy eyes behind the Sizzler title - for some reason that got me 🤣And the 'I said Good Day' (was that an obscure reference to Tootsie? If so, I approve!)
She does "crazy eyes" so well.
You had me at ""Go Fund Yourself", Ha! Ha! 😅
I loved the no “take backs” on the J6 candidate. 😄
guys, your sketches get better by the day, congratulations for an excellent job
I think even Gene Wilder would've approved of the "I SAID, 'GOOD DAY'" reference! (For the youngsters, this is an iconic line spoken by Wilder in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
It's also used as a drop line from Fez in That 70's Show.
I worked in Seattle during Trumps presidency... this is spot on. There were grown adults weeping in resturaunts the night he was elected.
Grown up, yes, adults... maybe-ish?
You know, Tingle may be a great representation of Woke; self-deluded identity, and misguided morals on what matters (and doesn't matter).
Except he actually did get arrested for his behavior😂
@@lodestar3984 Really? Never saw that before. Where?
@@TheTraveler980 it’s in Wind Waker, where you can rescue him from being in prison. It’s on Windfall Island
Fantastic sketch. Favorited especially for that Zelda bit at the end.
Amazing how satire has become reality.
I love all the nods and 4th wall breaks. Like emma talling about sizzler, and her eyes got really big like she was doing all she could to act like she cared.
And the "go fund yourself" being a play on go fund me but sounding more like "go f--- yourself". So subtle on both counts!
Lol, Go Fund Yourself! That's awesome. Y'all are always funny.
i dont see the difference between this and the real world
I miss the days when crowdfunding meant game developers trying to hype us up.
Hank is like Buddha, he is serene. Carry on, tranquil brother.
Com’on Hank
First time so early to your sketch and I don't regret it. Great mostly peaceful aporoach on reality
Missed opportunity to not cancel him for saying no take backs. Clearly he's not an ally.
I've never craved Sizzlers so bad in my life, how dare you guys!?
I'm legit doing a search to see if there are any near me.
I think we should approve his Legend of Star Wars: A Link Far Far Away fanfic.
2:33 Hank has a hard time holdign his laughter, he hides behind the papers LOL
Nice twist with the J6 guy, well done.
That sweet delicate female investor has a surprisingly powerful voice!
I SAID “I SAID ‘GOOD DAY!’”
Everything after 3:40 is just the knuckles approves meme & I LOVE IT!!!
Love the Sizzler insert. Makes me teary-eyed nostalgic for the old podcast.
This what "Shark Tank" will someday turn out to be if this progresses. Your only hope of approval is to trick the judges into accepting no take backs before hand or have them disagree on whether or not something gets approved. Burning down Arby's?, I love Arby's. This might turn out to be "Shark Tank's" final season.
At least nobody was pitching an MMO. That's more evil than burning down a cop while punching an Arby's.
This comment has all the meats! 👏😂
Could y’all publish that fanfic?😂Great as usual.
Fr. I’d read it😂
It's VERY ACCEPTABLE to laugh at utter stupidity...great job as usual Babylon Bee!
This should be a real series 😂😂😂😂! Seeing those liberal judges (especially the Anna Kasperian lookalike) freak out was beyond comically awesome 🤣😂🤣.
ROFLMAO - them yelling, "REJECTED!!" was just too frickin funny.
Best sketch for a long time and that’s a high bar!
And l agree with the last rejection 😂
That panelist nailed the part of woke women. Barking like a rabid dog for no reason.
Awesome as always 😂
“NOT WHEN IT’S REPUBLICAN DOG CANCER, HANK” should be a sticker.
Man these never disappoint 😂
The ongoing sizzler joke kills me lol
They have the screaming down perfectly.
I bet Hank would get funding approved for Hank's Kommie Game Korner
Wow, it’s like working for any company in Boston.
I lost it at Tingle LMAO
Thanks, Sizzler!
Just like Dragons Den in the UK.
Muat have been so fun ywlling "yeah hank!" At your friend
This skit is so spot on satire that it's scary true.
Your actors are incredible.
Man this sketch is the best. Just like Sizzler and the appropriately priced lunch menu.
Hank, why did you bring a baseball bat in to work?
Oh.
APPROVED!
the difference between sarcasm and the truth is.... indistinguishable
crazy that "affirmative action" actually included a conservative at all
"No takebacks!" 😂
Sadly, the depiction of the left's EQ is not a parody.
God damn the Bee got it EASY today!
Tingle was really the worst. I would have smacked him with my Master Sword if the game had that option.
APPROVED
That guy doing it for the sketch
This just looks like a normal day on FB to me.
Oh geez, Siaka's bit hits really close to home today...
White person: Walks in
Hosts: Rejected!
Of course it's a total coincidence that the gal looks like Ana Kasparian.
We need more of that Hank & Frank chemistry.
Shark tank is really woke now. I used to like it. Sad. It should now be called giving lesbians money tank.
Astute viewers will recognize the subtle Sizzlers ad. Worth a rewatch in case you missed it.
Don't know if the Sizzler bit was a joke or not, but it is brilliant. Reminds me of the og Robocop
GiveSendGo stands for the values the liberals profess EXCEPT IN CANADA