Baldur's Gate 3 Moments That Made Me Laugh

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ •

  • @achillesdevlin
    @achillesdevlin 10 місяців тому +2598

    YOU MUST BE JOKING. I AM TELLING YOU MY THOUGHTS, DIRECTLY. INTO. YOUR. HEAD.

    • @Truxyric
      @Truxyric 8 місяців тому +203

      " *Reads it's mind again to make sure* "

    • @EggPlays
      @EggPlays 8 місяців тому +147

      This had me in stitches when it happened in my playthrough, im like yeah this guy thinks I’m dumb as hell 😭 (my tav has a -1 to intellect)

    • @Allison_Hart
      @Allison_Hart 7 місяців тому +67

      See, like!! I didn't feel dumb doing that, because I figured there are the thoughts that you can "decide" to send someone, and the thoughts that are buried deeper. Because for example we can all think to ourselves, "I didn't do the thing!" as a voiceover in our head. But, maybe we did really do the thing, and someone detecting our thoughts deeper than the surface of what we are telepathically sharing, could figure that out.
      Or maybe that is 8 INT "overthinking" from me 😅

    • @EggPlays
      @EggPlays 7 місяців тому +19

      @@Allison_Hart hahah nah that’s exactly what I was thinking, like a, read intentions not literally what he’s thinking but at the same time I also wasn’t totally thinking about the fact that he was sending thoughts

    • @Dradeeus
      @Dradeeus 6 місяців тому +6

      I laughed out loud at this. Him telling you you're already achieving the maximum amount of detecting his thoughts.

  • @rosevalety3408
    @rosevalety3408 11 місяців тому +1629

    Tav : *openly flirting with Gale
    Gale : Oh well, you know Mystra never liked tickling...
    Also Gale : Wait, are you FLIRTING with me ?

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar 8 місяців тому +92

      Aah, just like any man, he's totally oblivious to advances made on him.

    • @bajes328
      @bajes328 8 місяців тому

      @@Shiverwar we trying ok, only 8 brain cells for dating in male brain

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 6 місяців тому +81

      Him and his Mystra 😭😭 LIKE STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR GODDESS FOR ONE SECOND AND NOTICE MY ADVANCES 😭😭

    • @DieGurke_
      @DieGurke_ 5 місяців тому +29

      @@weepyllama Maybee you need to play his magic flute

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 5 місяців тому +21

      @@DieGurke_ fuck it I SHALL

  • @B1izzardHawk
    @B1izzardHawk 11 місяців тому +3027

    Ha, apparently theres a moment if you tell the emperor you made a deal with Raphael, he'll practically go, "i leave you alone for ONE MOMENT."

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 10 місяців тому +130

      Confirmed.

    • @SeaBunni0
      @SeaBunni0 9 місяців тому +12

      BRO I SAY THAT I DIED LAUGHING

  • @emris2697
    @emris2697 11 місяців тому +1096

    The way Volo just BOOKS IT out of there is hilarious

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 10 місяців тому +64

      Honestly the fact the pc gives no indication they're even mad makes it funnier lol

    • @Annkhes
      @Annkhes 9 місяців тому +32

      Lmfao I was always too scared to choose Volo's eye surgery option, I'm glad I got to see it happen

    • @emris2697
      @emris2697 9 місяців тому +43

      The eye is SUPER useful for a lot of fights in the game. There are several enemies that like turning invisible to make stuff hard for you. You can combat that with the eye as it has the effect of "see invisibility". @@Annkhes

    • @SymbiSpidey
      @SymbiSpidey 8 місяців тому +16

      My Dwarf Paladin was already blind in that eye anyway so he didn't care, but Volo still hauled ass lmao

    • @GabbyJFS_02
      @GabbyJFS_02 6 місяців тому +9

      In my game I ended up doing the whole scene in the goblin camp and Volo glitched out and just started speeding around at the speed of light before disappearing

  • @RadioOppy1
    @RadioOppy1 11 місяців тому +3895

    Tav: 😦
    Wyll: 😦
    Gale: 😦
    Astarion: 😈

    • @Layla-gh5ij
      @Layla-gh5ij 11 місяців тому +138

      Based Astarion.

    • @lunie4176
      @lunie4176 10 місяців тому +125

      I love how they're all looking on in horror and shock except for Astarion 🤣

    • @alyonamironova7290
      @alyonamironova7290 10 місяців тому +55

      I laughed that hard I could drown

    • @eesamees
      @eesamees 10 місяців тому +42

      he’s so mischievous i love him😂😂

    • @croissant2882
      @croissant2882 10 місяців тому +26

      I was waiting to see this moment specifically and when i tell you i was fucking heaving with laughter

  • @madamefluffy4788
    @madamefluffy4788 11 місяців тому +2621

    I will always love the fact that the drow male finds boring mundane sex to be the kinkiest thing ever. XD

  • @magnus1383
    @magnus1383 11 місяців тому +1343

    I love when I took Astarion to the barn and he was like "Don't! Let ME do it! They sound disgusting!"

    • @ChiakiNanami736
      @ChiakiNanami736 9 місяців тому +111

      And he has this amazing 💩-eating grin when the doors open.

    • @saribeepo.o5111
      @saribeepo.o5111 8 місяців тому +55

      I will intentionally reload and swap characters around to make sure I get him involved. I don't care if I have to remove everyone, his is the only voice I want to hear in that moment.

    • @melissapainter
      @melissapainter 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeeeessss!!! Makes me laugh every time! 😂

    • @lizziebartlett
      @lizziebartlett Місяць тому +6

      And then he flings open the doors only to be proven right.
      Followed by my bard encouraging the odd couple and the bugbear getting roasted by the ogre about his size and performance abilities.

  • @spiderz5145
    @spiderz5145 6 місяців тому +155

    The quicksave before saying something mean to Astarion is such a mood XD

  • @alecto9057
    @alecto9057 8 місяців тому +464

    17:30 when you play as durge there’s a fourth option, just “Hot.” and it makes me laugh every time-especially because Astarion responds with “you couldn’t wait *ten seconds* before being an absolute *freak*?”

    • @erinys2
      @erinys2 7 місяців тому +50

      i love that that’s a durge exclusive line

    • @GabbyJFS_02
      @GabbyJFS_02 7 місяців тому +74

      It makes it even worse when you realize Durge is canonically a necrophiliac

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 6 місяців тому +61

      ​@@GabbyJFS_02
      Weeeell, to be quite honest Maggie (Orin's VA) herself talked about Orin's intimate relationship with her blades. So it makes sense Bhaalists in general get horny not only with murder but also with the aftermath.
      I don't think I'm ready for a dark urge run after I read what I just typed, especially with the backstory I have planned for mine who is an alternate to my Tav.

    • @Kaltsit-
      @Kaltsit- 5 місяців тому +2

      @@genkureshima9834I’m doing Durge next cuz I’m almost finished with my first playthrough (I don’t have much time to play as most other people).

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 4 місяці тому

      @@Kaltsit-
      Ok?

  • @MysticMorigan1998
    @MysticMorigan1998 10 місяців тому +331

    The idea of Astarion trying to just drag Karlach across terain and her going along with it just to see how far he can get delights me.

    • @shawnsegebarth6707
      @shawnsegebarth6707 7 місяців тому +11

      Asty: -takes like one step- No, can't do it *and just gets squished under her* lol

    • @The-Great-Penguin
      @The-Great-Penguin 4 місяці тому

      "By umberlee's ass, how heavy is this chick?!"

  • @Nia_Pan
    @Nia_Pan 11 місяців тому +685

    0:39 LMAOOO Astarion's face is gold 😂😂

    • @dumbfukx
      @dumbfukx 11 місяців тому +26

      we have a guest and it made me burst out laughing jfc

    • @summerniteskye
      @summerniteskye 11 місяців тому +32

      Immediately sent me into a coughing fit, I laughed so fucking hard

    • @paragonvice1128
      @paragonvice1128 11 місяців тому +39

      Even more hilarious -- if he's the one that speaks up when you try to open the door, he begs you to let him open it instead because "they sound filthy". Love that freaky lil' vampire man

    • @yourstepdad7285
      @yourstepdad7285 9 місяців тому +2

      I am literally screaming at his facial expression oh my god 😂😂😂

    • @SeaBunni0
      @SeaBunni0 9 місяців тому

      BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I CANT HE'S A NATIONAL TREASURE!!

  • @Hestia_of_hearth
    @Hestia_of_hearth Рік тому +1431

    Ahh i love playing ‘ring around the gale’

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 11 місяців тому +54

      He does seem to glitch in one spot more than the others 😂

    • @SiouxsieSiouxFan555
      @SiouxsieSiouxFan555 9 місяців тому +8

      Ikr…😢 I haven’t met him yet

  • @jennarose7
    @jennarose7 11 місяців тому +383

    i swear the only time enemies ever say lines mid-combat is right when they fall prone or make the most embarrassingly bad attack ever and it's the funniest thing

    • @markigirl2757
      @markigirl2757 5 місяців тому +10

      When Zerell scream show she’s gonna kill us as she slips and is on the ground is never not funny 😂

  • @plaguedoctor2882
    @plaguedoctor2882 11 місяців тому +659

    Orpheus knows if you do it with The Emperor is so fucking hilarious

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 9 місяців тому +3

      🤣

    • @Hazel-xl8in
      @Hazel-xl8in 8 місяців тому +155

      he was there in the astral plane. he had to listen to the whole thing.

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 7 місяців тому +7

      @@Hazel-xl8inGood!

    • @menajack
      @menajack 7 місяців тому +83

      ​@@Hazel-xl8in I did that with my Gith character, I like to think Orpheus was like :"We're all doomed".

    • @probotpixelz7278
      @probotpixelz7278 2 місяці тому +19

      Minor spoiler warning for act 3:
      If you do it with The Emperor before meeting Raphael in his apartment, Raphael will also know and comment on it.

  • @Simmershi
    @Simmershi 10 місяців тому +962

    “It was a joke.”
    “I know that too. It just wasn’t funny”
    Love the autism rep

    • @dan_mnght
      @dan_mnght Місяць тому +1

      It really wasn't funny

  • @wyvernscale9634
    @wyvernscale9634 Місяць тому +23

    0:43 ASTARION'S SMILE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD ANDNAKSNAKA How did I never notice that??

  • @kimosterhout3242
    @kimosterhout3242 11 місяців тому +538

    When I met Vlaakith with my Githyanki bard, I chose the “wave politely” option. I was playing a Githyanki who was just done with Githyanki society.

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 10 місяців тому +119

      Was he named Wyrd Al'githyankovic?

    • @kimosterhout3242
      @kimosterhout3242 10 місяців тому +16

      @@jayive34Nope, she was named Kai’viir.

    • @kimosterhout3242
      @kimosterhout3242 10 місяців тому +46

      @@jayive34Ah, I just got that joke. Sorry I didn’t figure that out earlier.

    • @BLS31
      @BLS31 10 місяців тому +41

      I did that too in one of my playthroughs, Ma'hal of creche Jii'sun. His becoming a bard was more of "githyanki are already proven fighters, but what about in the arts?" rather than counter culture. He even had a signature move called the planeswalk (think a moonwalk with the added flair of a mage hand spinning his lute in midair).

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- 5 місяців тому +57

    *Everybody dies in explosive fire *
    Gale’s Echo: “Well met.”

  • @bubble8c492
    @bubble8c492 11 місяців тому +417

    Raphael slipping on the water and just giving up to lay there made me cry laughing

    • @Aladayle
      @Aladayle 9 місяців тому +24

      He keeps singing too

  • @grymmoire
    @grymmoire 10 місяців тому +886

    Gale is that one guy that manages to bring up his ex-gf in nearly every conversation, no matter the subject or context.

    • @ななな黒沢
      @ななな黒沢 8 місяців тому +87

      Considering his ex is a literal goddess, I would too

    • @erinys2
      @erinys2 7 місяців тому

      I mean it’s expected but when i’m hitting on you? My guy I don’t want to know what mystra did with a tiny piece of weave😭

    • @mahmud7645
      @mahmud7645 7 місяців тому +1

      I mean he tried to impress her and accidentally put a nuke in his chest, then she ordered his step-dad to tell him to kys.

    • @danielbar5646
      @danielbar5646 5 місяців тому

      She a presence in much of his life, and ontoo of all of that magic is his passion, and she's literally the god of magic ​@K.C-2049

    • @jayk9068
      @jayk9068 2 місяці тому +7

      High bar for tav lol. Withers should rant at Gale more than others as to why he's alone

  • @Slothgreedenvy
    @Slothgreedenvy Рік тому +426

    9:58 ❤😂 "Thick hunk of a elf, eh, Wyll?"

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 9 місяців тому +51

      No one is immune to Halsin's charms

    • @Slothgreedenvy
      @Slothgreedenvy 9 місяців тому +14

      @@katarinadreams6955 nobody, no one, no how.

    • @AggressivePeanut
      @AggressivePeanut 9 місяців тому

      Wyll is so easy to get homoerotic and it’s very endearing, specially since Astarion is weak to his type

    • @forgottenartform
      @forgottenartform 3 місяці тому +4

      I mean he is daddy Halsin for a reason

  • @bajes328
    @bajes328 9 місяців тому +133

    _"The impostor could be anyone. Well, not me, I know who I am."_
    You know, if I was in this situation, I probably wouldn't even be sure of that much.

  • @themeddler7806
    @themeddler7806 11 місяців тому +491

    19:24 RAPHAEL SLIPPING. I AM DECEASED

    • @bajes328
      @bajes328 8 місяців тому +24

      to be fair to him, hell *literally* froze over

    • @IneffableChild
      @IneffableChild 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@bajes328underrated reply 😂

  • @jayive34
    @jayive34 10 місяців тому +120

    19:31 The Hells hath no fury like a Dragonborn woman scorned by the lost of her letter games.

  • @sebastian_the_fool3726
    @sebastian_the_fool3726 2 місяці тому +17

    0:20 the quick save before everything is just like me fr 😭😭😭

  • @XxKatieKat96xX
    @XxKatieKat96xX 9 місяців тому +317

    I'm disappointed that STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING! wasn't in the video lol

  • @nocturnalcove9736
    @nocturnalcove9736 10 місяців тому +163

    Raphael's reaction to him learning you've romanced the Emperor is so funny. He's seen all of the tortures Avernus has to offer and yet having sex with a Mind Flayer is too much of a horrific image for even a Devil to imagine !!

  • @Mattykips
    @Mattykips 11 місяців тому +187

    lae'zel roasting astarion's joke gets me every time

  • @novaskinner5595
    @novaskinner5595 11 місяців тому +489

    "Boring sex? Thats new"
    Next scene:

  • @Thatwalrus27
    @Thatwalrus27 11 місяців тому +401

    My favorite parts of the game are:
    All of Gale
    All of Halsin
    And astarions “Let’s not do anything hilarious”

    • @valerietheodore1688
      @valerietheodore1688 8 місяців тому +10

      Halsin is amazing. I agree. I also like karlack

    • @Thatwalrus27
      @Thatwalrus27 8 місяців тому

      @@valerietheodore1688 I wouldn’t know, I always killed her so Wyll wouldn’t be a devil😅

    • @kbucket
      @kbucket 4 місяці тому +4

      Gale cracks me up every time I talk to him, his reactions and even just his inflections and mannerisms. He's like a goofy parent who says the darnedest things lol I wish he were real so I could bother him all day.

  • @realmoviefactsnotfake
    @realmoviefactsnotfake 10 місяців тому +189

    i like that Astarion uses a silver mirror, great detail by the devs. you see; Vampires SHOULD be able to see their reflection in GLASS mirrors. before glass was a thing people used shiny silver to see their reflection, and silver is considered a holy material (its shiny and bright and is "clear" or "pure") hence vampires not being able to properly use them. Makes me wonder if he ever tried a glass mirror though.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 8 місяців тому +19

      Or just very polished steel, that should work as well. Even if it's to do with reflections in general, they should also show up on modern cameras, as we don't use mirrors for those anymore.

    • @risurisunaa
      @risurisunaa 7 місяців тому +5

      Do glass mirrors even exist in this setting?

    • @i.cs.z
      @i.cs.z 7 місяців тому +24

      ​@@risurisunaa "Silver mirrors" are also glass. Glass in itself isn't as reflective, it needs a thin layer of metal. That thin layer used to be mostly silver, nowdays it's mostly aluminium.
      Really polished metal is functional too, but thin layer of metal + glass is better.
      And the camera thing isn't abouth mirrors, it's abouth the paper, it used use a silver based photichemical reaction.

    • @tiph3802
      @tiph3802 6 місяців тому +5

      The reason vampires have no reflection is because they have no soul and it was believed the soul created the reflection. Technically, spawn should have reflections.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 6 місяців тому +4

      @@tiph3802 the silver weakness thing came before the lack of reflection, silver is what was used for mirrors at the time the "No reflection" stuff came into being.
      Silver does not show their reflection as they are unholy creatures that lack a soul, and silver was considered holy due to its purity. Urgo, it would not reflect that which was inherently impure or unholy.

  • @terrimoran4428
    @terrimoran4428 9 місяців тому +67

    I like 15:19 because the fact that Halsin showed up means that the others had a reaction to you seducing the mind flayer and decided to confront you or something and he just came a long to see what was going on since he doesn’t have a worm in his head.
    (Edit was for grammar)

  • @kheasboroki3928
    @kheasboroki3928 Рік тому +344

    The whole scene at 14:16 got me crying laughing, gods this is incredible

    • @novaskinner5595
      @novaskinner5595 11 місяців тому +29

      This paired with the next scene made me laugh

    • @xiimooniixmoon2988
      @xiimooniixmoon2988 4 місяці тому +5

      I wanna know what his deep gnome voice was 🤣

  • @mulqueen2023
    @mulqueen2023 10 місяців тому +76

    I'd pay money to see the Minsc and Halsin arm wrestle, it sounds hilarious 😂 And little Boos squeaks has stolen my heart!

  • @Fresitaichigo1
    @Fresitaichigo1 3 місяці тому +6

    I really love talking to the animals in this game, they are so unhinged, like theres a cat that asks if you are its mother and another that talks like he is in a trashy noir novel, and the rat of 15:53 just tells you it loved eating its former cheese bringer

  • @briarpelt2333
    @briarpelt2333 9 місяців тому +74

    Everyone: dead or dying
    Gale's projection: Well met!

  • @HughLlewellyn
    @HughLlewellyn Рік тому +198

    BAHAHAHA 0:44. For an even funnier moment with that scene, take Karlach along! I've never seen that one clipped but it's SO GOOD. Hilarious collection. Thanks for sharing. 😄

    • @pumpkinnutmeg279
      @pumpkinnutmeg279 Рік тому

      what does Karlach do?

    • @HughLlewellyn
      @HughLlewellyn Рік тому +62

      @@pumpkinnutmeg279 Actually other members of the party can do it too. I had only seen a stream with Karlach doing it when I made this comment. She's still the funniest to me. She mocks their "technique" and mimes it, and belly laughs, and they're so ashamed, they actually leave. No fight. It's freakin' hilarious. 😆

    • @thefatherinthecave943
      @thefatherinthecave943 11 місяців тому +45

      @@HughLlewellynit’s a barbarian skill check but it’s exceptionally funny seeing karlach, the horniest woman on faerun mocking the “puny rutting” of that bugbear

    • @HughLlewellyn
      @HughLlewellyn 11 місяців тому +14

      @@thefatherinthecave943 I saw Shadowheart do it in a stream I was watching yesterday. I still maintain Karlach's version of it is the funniest. 🤣

    • @celestebigaignon6054
      @celestebigaignon6054 23 дні тому +1

      If you have a bard they can vicious mockery them 😂. Saying basically that ‘noooo let me watch more! People pay good money for these kinds of books’ and then the bugbear…. Finishes as he talks of his virility 😂

  • @grimm6176
    @grimm6176 Рік тому +332

    8:50 you know... the AI of the companion characters is really good, and AI in general is... but then i look at stuff like this and i can only see my dumb bimbo girl lydia from skyrim 😭 theyre so fricken stupid i love them all so much.

    • @cyanoic1161
      @cyanoic1161  Рік тому +80

      It looked like they were having fun honestly. They get up and immediately line up again to have another go, haha.

    • @patrickmartin4327
      @patrickmartin4327 11 місяців тому +14

      Honestly it’s because of the radius of the that statues aoe u have to hug the wall to very tightly for it to not go off imo the statue is stupid not the companions reduce the tall aoe of the tower and the ai will have zero issues

    • @DalesDubs
      @DalesDubs 9 місяців тому +16

      For me, Astarion yelled "WHAT IN THE WRETCHED HELLS WAS THAT" every single time the Shar thing exploded. Every. Time.

    • @bajes328
      @bajes328 8 місяців тому +1

      you see victor to disarm trap quickly you run into it

  • @denizs.9619
    @denizs.9619 7 місяців тому +49

    i like how everyone collectively gives minthara's armor to astarion, it fits him well

  • @elenalizabeth
    @elenalizabeth 11 місяців тому +274

    15:14 okay but why is Halsin in this scene “sharing visions through the tadpole” when he doesn’t have one?

    • @gokcenazozgel9407
      @gokcenazozgel9407 11 місяців тому +199

      He just wanted to be included i suppose

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 11 місяців тому +2

      @@gokcenazozgel9407 haha yeah but Halsin is so kinky he’d probably enjoy this, like it’s some great show he just got to watch 😂 I doubt even with all his experience that he’s ever done someone with tentacles 😂

    • @alexh6767
      @alexh6767 11 місяців тому +44

      He also suffers mind broken when approaching the elder brain for some reason

    • @gokcenazozgel9407
      @gokcenazozgel9407 11 місяців тому +109

      @@alexh6767 my mind would be broken too if I came face to face (or face to brain, for that matter) with a colossal brain that flies up in the sky

    • @kunocosita
      @kunocosita 9 місяців тому +3

      en la escena cuando vemos a keteric por primera vez y entro a alzaluna la narradora dice que uno de mis acompañantes podría ser descubierto (uno era halsin y no tiene renacuajo) y entre y no paso nada. de hecho tuve la osadía de ponerlo al frente y ejecutar la mente de los goblins con los poderes de renacuajo siendo halsin jaja.

  • @rennakahara7851
    @rennakahara7851 10 місяців тому +36

    I think my funniest moment so far is that Astarion got pushed into the lava immediately during the Nere fight. One of the allies kept resurrecting him every turn, only for him to obviously die again on his turn. Probably died and resurrected 6 times, all ending in me winning the fight and paying Withers afterward. I can only imagine his sass if he was aware of the situation.

  • @MysticMorigan1998
    @MysticMorigan1998 10 місяців тому +103

    Asterion is so damn right when he says we're all a bunch of weirdos. S. Heart and Jahira are the only 2 that can pass as normal.
    He's a vampire.
    You have a Gith and potentially a Drow above land in your party.
    Karlach is on fire and Wyll obviously made a deal with a devil.
    And Halsen is a fucking giant elf, like I'm not sure that humans and elves can get bigger and more swole than him

    • @celestebigaignon6054
      @celestebigaignon6054 23 дні тому +2

      Just a merry band of weirdos 😂. Also if you have Jaheira chances are pretty good that you have a muscled idiot with purple pants, and a ‘miniature giant space hamster’ who is his brain

    • @MysticMorigan1998
      @MysticMorigan1998 22 дні тому

      @celestebigaignon6054 Jahiera is the only normal person I'm the group.
      Wyll isn't as weird as the others, but he's still definitely a warlock who broke their contract.

    • @celestebigaignon6054
      @celestebigaignon6054 22 дні тому +2

      @@MysticMorigan1998 My favorite part is if you do have Minsc in your group, that the confrontation just after that is hilarious. When he says he follows his 'Warchlaryn' and you go 'awe, that's kinda sweet'. She just hits you with 'Surrounded by idiots from all sides' basically 😂

  • @vc180191
    @vc180191 10 місяців тому +61

    First one is so much better if you do two things; bring Astarion alone (he will beg you to give him the honors, then the option pops up to let him open the door instead) and be a Barbarian (you will get an option to shame the Bugbear for his awful rutting, complete with point and laughing, the pair are so embarrassed they won't even fight you). You can also be a Bard and play up the Bugbear's prowess, causing his ego to swell, only to be savaged by the ogre saying he was too small.

    • @quynhnhu1465
      @quynhnhu1465 9 місяців тому +1

      😮 wow this is so newwww

    • @risurisunaa
      @risurisunaa 8 місяців тому +3

      Yeah 😅
      My Tav is a bard, I laughed so much at that option

  • @imdownonmyluck
    @imdownonmyluck 11 місяців тому +61

    6:57😂😂😂
    Laezel: You’re embarrassing me in front of my Queen!

  • @pine_demon
    @pine_demon 26 днів тому +3

    15:30 asterions clingy ass following without thinking about it and then shadowheart realizing the game and joining is a hilarious thought to me

  • @marlenecarrasco8018
    @marlenecarrasco8018 10 місяців тому +30

    karlach offering to cary astarion was so cute

  • @auh4806
    @auh4806 11 місяців тому +68

    8:20 he sounds like a sulking toddlers lmfao. I should've choose that instead

  • @colkusu
    @colkusu 2 місяці тому +5

    3:50 I cant believe Gale got pegged with a weave strap-on

  • @christinaduan9473
    @christinaduan9473 11 місяців тому +93

    Minsc is such a gem. I love all his little quirks, but hadn't seen the Halsin one for myself

  • @ultralance7470
    @ultralance7470 11 місяців тому +62

    The lizard person complaining about their later games being gone vibed with me

  • @nadanumber1
    @nadanumber1 8 місяців тому +11

    Halsin’s judgement when you sleep with the emporer is so hilarious as if he isn’t willing to wildshape and have you get down with a legit animal hahaha

    • @celestebigaignon6054
      @celestebigaignon6054 23 дні тому

      ‘You fornicated with a Mindflayer!’ The way he says it gets me every time 😂. I just steak the egg though, at least I gave it to Lae’zel, like chill dude

  • @dragonwithamonocle
    @dragonwithamonocle 10 місяців тому +57

    10:23 GO-GO GADGET EXTENDING ELBOWS

  • @localvampire
    @localvampire 11 місяців тому +32

    8:05 *camera pans over to the spider in a coquette pink bow*

  • @PluMelody
    @PluMelody 5 місяців тому +7

    tHE WAY SHADOWHEART JUST JOINS IN AT 15:25 HAS ME DEAD

  • @dighad3824
    @dighad3824 10 місяців тому +27

    pretty sure volo is the fastest character ingame after screwing my eye off😂😂😂

  • @AnonymousFREEZEpOp1
    @AnonymousFREEZEpOp1 11 місяців тому +91

    😮 i dont recall Wyll being so openly attracted to Halsin. The whole group just really simps for him i swear.

    • @v_yuliya
      @v_yuliya 10 місяців тому +16

      and we all can relate

  • @bethtamayo1895
    @bethtamayo1895 7 місяців тому +14

    what got me the most was shadowheart being frightened by the fucking bathtub. the poor girl......she needs a rest

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 6 місяців тому +2

      Although it is a bug (I hope? Unless that's a wolf disguised as a bathtub), it's funny that it makes sense. Depending on speed of progression, you could have arrived at such point when so many discoveries are still fresh in her mind. She was kidnapped, her father nearly murdered all while she was undergoing a Selûnite trial which she despises without even knowing why, her parents are still alive and she'll have to wage war against an army to get to them.
      Poor girl probably didn't get any sleep between the talk with Aylin, arrival in Wyrm's Rock Lookout and the whole incident with Orpheus' honor guard.

  • @elenalizabeth
    @elenalizabeth 11 місяців тому +134

    3:57 made it into WHAT Gale? 😳😦

    • @HeadDetectiveLassie
      @HeadDetectiveLassie 11 місяців тому +4

      THANK YOU!

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 10 місяців тому +22

      Gale is into sounding confirmed.

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 10 місяців тому

      @@coffeekat5066 or she made a 🍆 to use on him…
      Either way, turns out Gale is far less vanilla than he acts…

    • @victorvaquer94
      @victorvaquer94 8 місяців тому +22

      She absolutely pegged him

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 8 місяців тому +9

      Haha I like that no matter what she turned it into, it confirms he is much much less vanilla than he acts 😂

  • @SnowWhiteWolfeh
    @SnowWhiteWolfeh 7 місяців тому +6

    You playing this on console is so perfect, just your camera turns to look at something (like 8:36) is so fucking relatably expressive and comedic. I can hear the thoughts going through your head every time you turn the camera or wiggle between a dialogue option. Thanks for the high concentration of good laughs

  • @guitarmama06
    @guitarmama06 11 місяців тому +56

    This is the second time I had tears streaming down because of this game. Even TW3 and Skyrim have never had me laughing so hard. Gale and Astarion are the funniest characters I have seen yet. I just love the banter between Astarion, Gale and Shadowheart.
    12:10 And umm, *what* on earth did you do to make Astarion think that your group is full of weirdos? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @abcdefghij337
      @abcdefghij337 11 місяців тому +11

      Surprisingly, it’s not your fault this time.

    • @TheRoseWolf
      @TheRoseWolf 11 місяців тому +7

      It's actually a doppelganger fucking around and finding out.

  • @Dwarf_Ninjas
    @Dwarf_Ninjas 8 місяців тому +6

    15:31 Oh, goodie, someone else plays Ring Around the Gale

  • @lupus_aeterna7793
    @lupus_aeterna7793 11 місяців тому +30

    15:22 Round and round and round we go.

  • @aubsbark9735
    @aubsbark9735 11 місяців тому +30

    Act 1 was such a fever dream😭😭😭

  • @aramrose2172
    @aramrose2172 11 місяців тому +61

    I feel like I laughed unreasonably hard at this when I did it lol 4:42

    • @kerobzcyn488
      @kerobzcyn488 10 місяців тому +11

      The "Astarion Approves" is the cherry

    • @aramrose2172
      @aramrose2172 10 місяців тому +5

      @@kerobzcyn488 Lae'zel too if you're trying to romance her.

  • @MrDibara
    @MrDibara 10 місяців тому +11

    3:04 The most fakeass clap I've ever seen! 🤣

  • @Xx_ramsah_xX
    @Xx_ramsah_xX Рік тому +73

    I was not ready for the last one!!! 🤭

  • @valory_terrencia
    @valory_terrencia 10 місяців тому +5

    Him destroying the explosive barrel and then IMMEDIATELY blowing up his entire party nearly sent me to the afterlife with how hard I started laughing 😂😂😂 the funniest shit I've ever seen lmao

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn 8 місяців тому +7

    I'd laugh at the Shadowheart slipping during the Soft Step Trial bit, but I was struggling with that earlier, and I still haven't fully calmed down from the frustration. 😅

    • @manubibiwalsh6953
      @manubibiwalsh6953 6 місяців тому +1

      You can just set the grime on fire, let a few turns pass and then just walk.

  • @weepyllama
    @weepyllama 6 місяців тому +1

    8:12 LMAO HE'S LIKE "damn you're kinda...right..okay fine. Eugh thank you for helping me, it was very kind." Like he's shocked but not mad that you're not dealing with his behavior 😭😭
    13:28 BABY BOY HE'S SO CUTE

  • @ZandieBird
    @ZandieBird 11 місяців тому +10

    The pits guy always makes me chuckle so hard

  • @RngCheese
    @RngCheese 10 місяців тому +9

    Shadowheart said the "vampire dens, what should I expect?" line after I had left and killed cazador. Got a bit confused there xD

  • @to_be_consumed
    @to_be_consumed 5 місяців тому +2

    Astarion's face when you barge in on the ... happy couple always fucking kills me 😭

  • @thelunarbay914
    @thelunarbay914 11 місяців тому +9

    Astarion at the beginning 😂 I can’t with him

  • @ZoeBellCake
    @ZoeBellCake 11 місяців тому +9

    Glad to know that Yuan-ti scale mail was broken for everyone lol

  • @courtofcryptids7626
    @courtofcryptids7626 11 місяців тому +39

    can't believe you cut off the paid escort's whole scene. it's hilariousss

  • @off2funnyworld
    @off2funnyworld 5 місяців тому +2

    THE CLOSE UP ON ASTARIAN’s FACE GOT ME RIGHT OUT THE GATE LOL

  • @ishizu77
    @ishizu77 10 місяців тому +7

    18:27 Minsc and boo are a perfect team

  • @LegallyBoopy
    @LegallyBoopy 10 місяців тому +7

    The graphics glitching at 10:25 has me cry laughing holy fuck hahahah

  • @IchBinDieLy1
    @IchBinDieLy1 10 місяців тому +6

    4:40 I did the same thing, giggled about it. Then an enemy did it to me and I laughed in tears. Good times :')

  • @ThisIsNotMyUsername
    @ThisIsNotMyUsername 10 місяців тому +3

    Imma be singing about how I'm washin' my pits, next time I shower
    I also love when anyone trips. So much intent to attack only to hilariously topple over and fall flat. Hilarious each time.

  • @cosmozpictures
    @cosmozpictures 5 місяців тому +2

    volo: terribly sorry, my friend *sprints away like a robber*

  • @SheWh0Was
    @SheWh0Was 11 місяців тому +40

    Good to know we both used the tummy tickling line for Gale (it was out of character for my Tav at the time but it was HILARIOUS for me to use as an option)
    Oh and also blew up what's his face in the Underdark, those explosions made my laptop s t r u g g g l e

  • @TrashSpace69
    @TrashSpace69 11 місяців тому +19

    Funniest character in my opinion is Minsc. His line delivery had me cracking 24/7 right next to Astarions voicelines.

  • @kilowski
    @kilowski 10 місяців тому +8

    17:43 Holy moly- how did you get this Gale Jesus-Christ-Set? :D

  • @spicysalad3013
    @spicysalad3013 7 місяців тому +3

    15:16 they look so disappointed I'm wheezing 😭

  • @sandywarriors8858
    @sandywarriors8858 5 місяців тому +1

    I love the look Tav gives the Emperor like “you had one goddamn job Mr. Dream Visitor”

  • @Blubblubbub
    @Blubblubbub 7 місяців тому +3

    *wave happily at the queen* lae'zel closing her eyes in disappointment

  • @TheActualMrLink
    @TheActualMrLink 10 місяців тому +1

    11:26 ah yes, that stupid-ass bug. All of the other junk I’m willing to accept, but that LITERALLY got me killed once!

  • @eesamees
    @eesamees 10 місяців тому +4

    in the first clip you need karlach or another barbarion in the party to go IM LAUGHING AT YOUR PUNY RUTTING and if you succeed intimidation check they’ll just get embarrassed and leave😂😂

  • @mckaylam1171
    @mckaylam1171 Рік тому +27

    i love this so much!! thank you for the good laugh

  • @marlenecarrasco8018
    @marlenecarrasco8018 10 місяців тому +7

    telling astarion his skin is sagging is hilarious

  • @dreamadept8784
    @dreamadept8784 11 місяців тому +11

    16:52 no no, I think your character IS exhausted… really, let her sleep, lest she starts convulsing on the ground contorting her limbs or something 😂

  • @Mercermfwildes
    @Mercermfwildes 6 місяців тому +2

    Waving at Vlaakith is quite possibly the funniest moment in the game

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 5 місяців тому +1

    I don’t like how excited Gale was at the mention of buttresses

  • @themeddler7806
    @themeddler7806 11 місяців тому +33

    Your Tav's face reminds me of Commander Shephard from Mass Effect. It's super cool.

  • @cameronwiley9412
    @cameronwiley9412 5 місяців тому +1

    The funniest way to do the Volo scene is to tell him to stop every opportunity, then when he asks "Are you sure?" Then wait a sec be like "ok". Then "STAB".

  • @loladelossantors3453
    @loladelossantors3453 11 місяців тому +9

    The tadpole scene 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @dracofirex
    @dracofirex 11 місяців тому +19

    stoplickingthedamnthing!

  • @rat_dragon
    @rat_dragon 2 місяці тому +1

    Astarion may be the funniest character, but the dance with Wyll is the funniest moment in the entire game (except maybe "I was RIGHT THERE!")

  • @MalWave
    @MalWave 6 місяців тому +3

    OF COURSE ASTARION IS SMILING.