See, like!! I didn't feel dumb doing that, because I figured there are the thoughts that you can "decide" to send someone, and the thoughts that are buried deeper. Because for example we can all think to ourselves, "I didn't do the thing!" as a voiceover in our head. But, maybe we did really do the thing, and someone detecting our thoughts deeper than the surface of what we are telepathically sharing, could figure that out. Or maybe that is 8 INT "overthinking" from me 😅
@@Allison_Hart hahah nah that’s exactly what I was thinking, like a, read intentions not literally what he’s thinking but at the same time I also wasn’t totally thinking about the fact that he was sending thoughts
The eye is SUPER useful for a lot of fights in the game. There are several enemies that like turning invisible to make stuff hard for you. You can combat that with the eye as it has the effect of "see invisibility". @@Annkhes
In my game I ended up doing the whole scene in the goblin camp and Volo glitched out and just started speeding around at the speed of light before disappearing
I will intentionally reload and swap characters around to make sure I get him involved. I don't care if I have to remove everyone, his is the only voice I want to hear in that moment.
And then he flings open the doors only to be proven right. Followed by my bard encouraging the odd couple and the bugbear getting roasted by the ogre about his size and performance abilities.
17:30 when you play as durge there’s a fourth option, just “Hot.” and it makes me laugh every time-especially because Astarion responds with “you couldn’t wait *ten seconds* before being an absolute *freak*?”
@@GabbyJFS_02 Weeeell, to be quite honest Maggie (Orin's VA) herself talked about Orin's intimate relationship with her blades. So it makes sense Bhaalists in general get horny not only with murder but also with the aftermath. I don't think I'm ready for a dark urge run after I read what I just typed, especially with the backstory I have planned for mine who is an alternate to my Tav.
Even more hilarious -- if he's the one that speaks up when you try to open the door, he begs you to let him open it instead because "they sound filthy". Love that freaky lil' vampire man
i swear the only time enemies ever say lines mid-combat is right when they fall prone or make the most embarrassingly bad attack ever and it's the funniest thing
I did that too in one of my playthroughs, Ma'hal of creche Jii'sun. His becoming a bard was more of "githyanki are already proven fighters, but what about in the arts?" rather than counter culture. He even had a signature move called the planeswalk (think a moonwalk with the added flair of a mage hand spinning his lute in midair).
Raphael's reaction to him learning you've romanced the Emperor is so funny. He's seen all of the tortures Avernus has to offer and yet having sex with a Mind Flayer is too much of a horrific image for even a Devil to imagine !!
Gale cracks me up every time I talk to him, his reactions and even just his inflections and mannerisms. He's like a goofy parent who says the darnedest things lol I wish he were real so I could bother him all day.
i like that Astarion uses a silver mirror, great detail by the devs. you see; Vampires SHOULD be able to see their reflection in GLASS mirrors. before glass was a thing people used shiny silver to see their reflection, and silver is considered a holy material (its shiny and bright and is "clear" or "pure") hence vampires not being able to properly use them. Makes me wonder if he ever tried a glass mirror though.
Or just very polished steel, that should work as well. Even if it's to do with reflections in general, they should also show up on modern cameras, as we don't use mirrors for those anymore.
@@risurisunaa "Silver mirrors" are also glass. Glass in itself isn't as reflective, it needs a thin layer of metal. That thin layer used to be mostly silver, nowdays it's mostly aluminium. Really polished metal is functional too, but thin layer of metal + glass is better. And the camera thing isn't abouth mirrors, it's abouth the paper, it used use a silver based photichemical reaction.
The reason vampires have no reflection is because they have no soul and it was believed the soul created the reflection. Technically, spawn should have reflections.
@@tiph3802 the silver weakness thing came before the lack of reflection, silver is what was used for mirrors at the time the "No reflection" stuff came into being. Silver does not show their reflection as they are unholy creatures that lack a soul, and silver was considered holy due to its purity. Urgo, it would not reflect that which was inherently impure or unholy.
I like 15:19 because the fact that Halsin showed up means that the others had a reaction to you seducing the mind flayer and decided to confront you or something and he just came a long to see what was going on since he doesn’t have a worm in his head. (Edit was for grammar)
I really love talking to the animals in this game, they are so unhinged, like theres a cat that asks if you are its mother and another that talks like he is in a trashy noir novel, and the rat of 15:53 just tells you it loved eating its former cheese bringer
BAHAHAHA 0:44. For an even funnier moment with that scene, take Karlach along! I've never seen that one clipped but it's SO GOOD. Hilarious collection. Thanks for sharing. 😄
@@pumpkinnutmeg279 Actually other members of the party can do it too. I had only seen a stream with Karlach doing it when I made this comment. She's still the funniest to me. She mocks their "technique" and mimes it, and belly laughs, and they're so ashamed, they actually leave. No fight. It's freakin' hilarious. 😆
@@HughLlewellynit’s a barbarian skill check but it’s exceptionally funny seeing karlach, the horniest woman on faerun mocking the “puny rutting” of that bugbear
If you have a bard they can vicious mockery them 😂. Saying basically that ‘noooo let me watch more! People pay good money for these kinds of books’ and then the bugbear…. Finishes as he talks of his virility 😂
8:50 you know... the AI of the companion characters is really good, and AI in general is... but then i look at stuff like this and i can only see my dumb bimbo girl lydia from skyrim 😭 theyre so fricken stupid i love them all so much.
Honestly it’s because of the radius of the that statues aoe u have to hug the wall to very tightly for it to not go off imo the statue is stupid not the companions reduce the tall aoe of the tower and the ai will have zero issues
@@gokcenazozgel9407 haha yeah but Halsin is so kinky he’d probably enjoy this, like it’s some great show he just got to watch 😂 I doubt even with all his experience that he’s ever done someone with tentacles 😂
en la escena cuando vemos a keteric por primera vez y entro a alzaluna la narradora dice que uno de mis acompañantes podría ser descubierto (uno era halsin y no tiene renacuajo) y entre y no paso nada. de hecho tuve la osadía de ponerlo al frente y ejecutar la mente de los goblins con los poderes de renacuajo siendo halsin jaja.
I think my funniest moment so far is that Astarion got pushed into the lava immediately during the Nere fight. One of the allies kept resurrecting him every turn, only for him to obviously die again on his turn. Probably died and resurrected 6 times, all ending in me winning the fight and paying Withers afterward. I can only imagine his sass if he was aware of the situation.
Asterion is so damn right when he says we're all a bunch of weirdos. S. Heart and Jahira are the only 2 that can pass as normal. He's a vampire. You have a Gith and potentially a Drow above land in your party. Karlach is on fire and Wyll obviously made a deal with a devil. And Halsen is a fucking giant elf, like I'm not sure that humans and elves can get bigger and more swole than him
Just a merry band of weirdos 😂. Also if you have Jaheira chances are pretty good that you have a muscled idiot with purple pants, and a ‘miniature giant space hamster’ who is his brain
@celestebigaignon6054 Jahiera is the only normal person I'm the group. Wyll isn't as weird as the others, but he's still definitely a warlock who broke their contract.
@@MysticMorigan1998 My favorite part is if you do have Minsc in your group, that the confrontation just after that is hilarious. When he says he follows his 'Warchlaryn' and you go 'awe, that's kinda sweet'. She just hits you with 'Surrounded by idiots from all sides' basically 😂
First one is so much better if you do two things; bring Astarion alone (he will beg you to give him the honors, then the option pops up to let him open the door instead) and be a Barbarian (you will get an option to shame the Bugbear for his awful rutting, complete with point and laughing, the pair are so embarrassed they won't even fight you). You can also be a Bard and play up the Bugbear's prowess, causing his ego to swell, only to be savaged by the ogre saying he was too small.
Halsin’s judgement when you sleep with the emporer is so hilarious as if he isn’t willing to wildshape and have you get down with a legit animal hahaha
‘You fornicated with a Mindflayer!’ The way he says it gets me every time 😂. I just steak the egg though, at least I gave it to Lae’zel, like chill dude
Although it is a bug (I hope? Unless that's a wolf disguised as a bathtub), it's funny that it makes sense. Depending on speed of progression, you could have arrived at such point when so many discoveries are still fresh in her mind. She was kidnapped, her father nearly murdered all while she was undergoing a Selûnite trial which she despises without even knowing why, her parents are still alive and she'll have to wage war against an army to get to them. Poor girl probably didn't get any sleep between the talk with Aylin, arrival in Wyrm's Rock Lookout and the whole incident with Orpheus' honor guard.
You playing this on console is so perfect, just your camera turns to look at something (like 8:36) is so fucking relatably expressive and comedic. I can hear the thoughts going through your head every time you turn the camera or wiggle between a dialogue option. Thanks for the high concentration of good laughs
This is the second time I had tears streaming down because of this game. Even TW3 and Skyrim have never had me laughing so hard. Gale and Astarion are the funniest characters I have seen yet. I just love the banter between Astarion, Gale and Shadowheart. 12:10 And umm, *what* on earth did you do to make Astarion think that your group is full of weirdos? 🤣🤣🤣
Him destroying the explosive barrel and then IMMEDIATELY blowing up his entire party nearly sent me to the afterlife with how hard I started laughing 😂😂😂 the funniest shit I've ever seen lmao
I'd laugh at the Shadowheart slipping during the Soft Step Trial bit, but I was struggling with that earlier, and I still haven't fully calmed down from the frustration. 😅
8:12 LMAO HE'S LIKE "damn you're kinda...right..okay fine. Eugh thank you for helping me, it was very kind." Like he's shocked but not mad that you're not dealing with his behavior 😭😭 13:28 BABY BOY HE'S SO CUTE
Imma be singing about how I'm washin' my pits, next time I shower I also love when anyone trips. So much intent to attack only to hilariously topple over and fall flat. Hilarious each time.
Good to know we both used the tummy tickling line for Gale (it was out of character for my Tav at the time but it was HILARIOUS for me to use as an option) Oh and also blew up what's his face in the Underdark, those explosions made my laptop s t r u g g g l e
in the first clip you need karlach or another barbarion in the party to go IM LAUGHING AT YOUR PUNY RUTTING and if you succeed intimidation check they’ll just get embarrassed and leave😂😂
The funniest way to do the Volo scene is to tell him to stop every opportunity, then when he asks "Are you sure?" Then wait a sec be like "ok". Then "STAB".
YOU MUST BE JOKING. I AM TELLING YOU MY THOUGHTS, DIRECTLY. INTO. YOUR. HEAD.
" *Reads it's mind again to make sure* "
This had me in stitches when it happened in my playthrough, im like yeah this guy thinks I’m dumb as hell 😭 (my tav has a -1 to intellect)
See, like!! I didn't feel dumb doing that, because I figured there are the thoughts that you can "decide" to send someone, and the thoughts that are buried deeper. Because for example we can all think to ourselves, "I didn't do the thing!" as a voiceover in our head. But, maybe we did really do the thing, and someone detecting our thoughts deeper than the surface of what we are telepathically sharing, could figure that out.
Or maybe that is 8 INT "overthinking" from me 😅
@@Allison_Hart hahah nah that’s exactly what I was thinking, like a, read intentions not literally what he’s thinking but at the same time I also wasn’t totally thinking about the fact that he was sending thoughts
I laughed out loud at this. Him telling you you're already achieving the maximum amount of detecting his thoughts.
Tav : *openly flirting with Gale
Gale : Oh well, you know Mystra never liked tickling...
Also Gale : Wait, are you FLIRTING with me ?
Aah, just like any man, he's totally oblivious to advances made on him.
@@Shiverwar we trying ok, only 8 brain cells for dating in male brain
Him and his Mystra 😭😭 LIKE STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR GODDESS FOR ONE SECOND AND NOTICE MY ADVANCES 😭😭
@@weepyllama Maybee you need to play his magic flute
@@DieGurke_ fuck it I SHALL
Ha, apparently theres a moment if you tell the emperor you made a deal with Raphael, he'll practically go, "i leave you alone for ONE MOMENT."
Confirmed.
BRO I SAY THAT I DIED LAUGHING
The way Volo just BOOKS IT out of there is hilarious
Honestly the fact the pc gives no indication they're even mad makes it funnier lol
Lmfao I was always too scared to choose Volo's eye surgery option, I'm glad I got to see it happen
The eye is SUPER useful for a lot of fights in the game. There are several enemies that like turning invisible to make stuff hard for you. You can combat that with the eye as it has the effect of "see invisibility". @@Annkhes
My Dwarf Paladin was already blind in that eye anyway so he didn't care, but Volo still hauled ass lmao
In my game I ended up doing the whole scene in the goblin camp and Volo glitched out and just started speeding around at the speed of light before disappearing
Tav: 😦
Wyll: 😦
Gale: 😦
Astarion: 😈
Based Astarion.
I love how they're all looking on in horror and shock except for Astarion 🤣
I laughed that hard I could drown
he’s so mischievous i love him😂😂
I was waiting to see this moment specifically and when i tell you i was fucking heaving with laughter
I will always love the fact that the drow male finds boring mundane sex to be the kinkiest thing ever. XD
It makes sense in context.
Typical Faerun Experience.
I was howling at “yes kitten be bad for me, be bad at sex!”
The only based Drow
He’s just like me frfr
I love when I took Astarion to the barn and he was like "Don't! Let ME do it! They sound disgusting!"
And he has this amazing 💩-eating grin when the doors open.
I will intentionally reload and swap characters around to make sure I get him involved. I don't care if I have to remove everyone, his is the only voice I want to hear in that moment.
Yeeeessss!!! Makes me laugh every time! 😂
And then he flings open the doors only to be proven right.
Followed by my bard encouraging the odd couple and the bugbear getting roasted by the ogre about his size and performance abilities.
The quicksave before saying something mean to Astarion is such a mood XD
17:30 when you play as durge there’s a fourth option, just “Hot.” and it makes me laugh every time-especially because Astarion responds with “you couldn’t wait *ten seconds* before being an absolute *freak*?”
i love that that’s a durge exclusive line
It makes it even worse when you realize Durge is canonically a necrophiliac
@@GabbyJFS_02
Weeeell, to be quite honest Maggie (Orin's VA) herself talked about Orin's intimate relationship with her blades. So it makes sense Bhaalists in general get horny not only with murder but also with the aftermath.
I don't think I'm ready for a dark urge run after I read what I just typed, especially with the backstory I have planned for mine who is an alternate to my Tav.
@@genkureshima9834I’m doing Durge next cuz I’m almost finished with my first playthrough (I don’t have much time to play as most other people).
@@Kaltsit-
Ok?
The idea of Astarion trying to just drag Karlach across terain and her going along with it just to see how far he can get delights me.
Asty: -takes like one step- No, can't do it *and just gets squished under her* lol
"By umberlee's ass, how heavy is this chick?!"
0:39 LMAOOO Astarion's face is gold 😂😂
we have a guest and it made me burst out laughing jfc
Immediately sent me into a coughing fit, I laughed so fucking hard
Even more hilarious -- if he's the one that speaks up when you try to open the door, he begs you to let him open it instead because "they sound filthy". Love that freaky lil' vampire man
I am literally screaming at his facial expression oh my god 😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I CANT HE'S A NATIONAL TREASURE!!
Ahh i love playing ‘ring around the gale’
He does seem to glitch in one spot more than the others 😂
Ikr…😢 I haven’t met him yet
i swear the only time enemies ever say lines mid-combat is right when they fall prone or make the most embarrassingly bad attack ever and it's the funniest thing
When Zerell scream show she’s gonna kill us as she slips and is on the ground is never not funny 😂
Orpheus knows if you do it with The Emperor is so fucking hilarious
🤣
he was there in the astral plane. he had to listen to the whole thing.
@@Hazel-xl8inGood!
@@Hazel-xl8in I did that with my Gith character, I like to think Orpheus was like :"We're all doomed".
Minor spoiler warning for act 3:
If you do it with The Emperor before meeting Raphael in his apartment, Raphael will also know and comment on it.
“It was a joke.”
“I know that too. It just wasn’t funny”
Love the autism rep
It really wasn't funny
0:43 ASTARION'S SMILE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD ANDNAKSNAKA How did I never notice that??
When I met Vlaakith with my Githyanki bard, I chose the “wave politely” option. I was playing a Githyanki who was just done with Githyanki society.
Was he named Wyrd Al'githyankovic?
@@jayive34Nope, she was named Kai’viir.
@@jayive34Ah, I just got that joke. Sorry I didn’t figure that out earlier.
I did that too in one of my playthroughs, Ma'hal of creche Jii'sun. His becoming a bard was more of "githyanki are already proven fighters, but what about in the arts?" rather than counter culture. He even had a signature move called the planeswalk (think a moonwalk with the added flair of a mage hand spinning his lute in midair).
*Everybody dies in explosive fire *
Gale’s Echo: “Well met.”
Raphael slipping on the water and just giving up to lay there made me cry laughing
He keeps singing too
Gale is that one guy that manages to bring up his ex-gf in nearly every conversation, no matter the subject or context.
Considering his ex is a literal goddess, I would too
I mean it’s expected but when i’m hitting on you? My guy I don’t want to know what mystra did with a tiny piece of weave😭
I mean he tried to impress her and accidentally put a nuke in his chest, then she ordered his step-dad to tell him to kys.
She a presence in much of his life, and ontoo of all of that magic is his passion, and she's literally the god of magic @K.C-2049
High bar for tav lol. Withers should rant at Gale more than others as to why he's alone
9:58 ❤😂 "Thick hunk of a elf, eh, Wyll?"
No one is immune to Halsin's charms
@@katarinadreams6955 nobody, no one, no how.
Wyll is so easy to get homoerotic and it’s very endearing, specially since Astarion is weak to his type
I mean he is daddy Halsin for a reason
_"The impostor could be anyone. Well, not me, I know who I am."_
You know, if I was in this situation, I probably wouldn't even be sure of that much.
19:24 RAPHAEL SLIPPING. I AM DECEASED
to be fair to him, hell *literally* froze over
@@bajes328underrated reply 😂
19:31 The Hells hath no fury like a Dragonborn woman scorned by the lost of her letter games.
0:20 the quick save before everything is just like me fr 😭😭😭
I'm disappointed that STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING! wasn't in the video lol
same its like the best line
Raphael's reaction to him learning you've romanced the Emperor is so funny. He's seen all of the tortures Avernus has to offer and yet having sex with a Mind Flayer is too much of a horrific image for even a Devil to imagine !!
lae'zel roasting astarion's joke gets me every time
"Boring sex? Thats new"
Next scene:
My favorite parts of the game are:
All of Gale
All of Halsin
And astarions “Let’s not do anything hilarious”
Halsin is amazing. I agree. I also like karlack
@@valerietheodore1688 I wouldn’t know, I always killed her so Wyll wouldn’t be a devil😅
Gale cracks me up every time I talk to him, his reactions and even just his inflections and mannerisms. He's like a goofy parent who says the darnedest things lol I wish he were real so I could bother him all day.
i like that Astarion uses a silver mirror, great detail by the devs. you see; Vampires SHOULD be able to see their reflection in GLASS mirrors. before glass was a thing people used shiny silver to see their reflection, and silver is considered a holy material (its shiny and bright and is "clear" or "pure") hence vampires not being able to properly use them. Makes me wonder if he ever tried a glass mirror though.
Or just very polished steel, that should work as well. Even if it's to do with reflections in general, they should also show up on modern cameras, as we don't use mirrors for those anymore.
Do glass mirrors even exist in this setting?
@@risurisunaa "Silver mirrors" are also glass. Glass in itself isn't as reflective, it needs a thin layer of metal. That thin layer used to be mostly silver, nowdays it's mostly aluminium.
Really polished metal is functional too, but thin layer of metal + glass is better.
And the camera thing isn't abouth mirrors, it's abouth the paper, it used use a silver based photichemical reaction.
The reason vampires have no reflection is because they have no soul and it was believed the soul created the reflection. Technically, spawn should have reflections.
@@tiph3802 the silver weakness thing came before the lack of reflection, silver is what was used for mirrors at the time the "No reflection" stuff came into being.
Silver does not show their reflection as they are unholy creatures that lack a soul, and silver was considered holy due to its purity. Urgo, it would not reflect that which was inherently impure or unholy.
I like 15:19 because the fact that Halsin showed up means that the others had a reaction to you seducing the mind flayer and decided to confront you or something and he just came a long to see what was going on since he doesn’t have a worm in his head.
(Edit was for grammar)
This made me crack up lmfao
The whole scene at 14:16 got me crying laughing, gods this is incredible
This paired with the next scene made me laugh
I wanna know what his deep gnome voice was 🤣
I'd pay money to see the Minsc and Halsin arm wrestle, it sounds hilarious 😂 And little Boos squeaks has stolen my heart!
I really love talking to the animals in this game, they are so unhinged, like theres a cat that asks if you are its mother and another that talks like he is in a trashy noir novel, and the rat of 15:53 just tells you it loved eating its former cheese bringer
I think the Air Force Pigeons are my favorite
Everyone: dead or dying
Gale's projection: Well met!
BAHAHAHA 0:44. For an even funnier moment with that scene, take Karlach along! I've never seen that one clipped but it's SO GOOD. Hilarious collection. Thanks for sharing. 😄
what does Karlach do?
@@pumpkinnutmeg279 Actually other members of the party can do it too. I had only seen a stream with Karlach doing it when I made this comment. She's still the funniest to me. She mocks their "technique" and mimes it, and belly laughs, and they're so ashamed, they actually leave. No fight. It's freakin' hilarious. 😆
@@HughLlewellynit’s a barbarian skill check but it’s exceptionally funny seeing karlach, the horniest woman on faerun mocking the “puny rutting” of that bugbear
@@thefatherinthecave943 I saw Shadowheart do it in a stream I was watching yesterday. I still maintain Karlach's version of it is the funniest. 🤣
If you have a bard they can vicious mockery them 😂. Saying basically that ‘noooo let me watch more! People pay good money for these kinds of books’ and then the bugbear…. Finishes as he talks of his virility 😂
8:50 you know... the AI of the companion characters is really good, and AI in general is... but then i look at stuff like this and i can only see my dumb bimbo girl lydia from skyrim 😭 theyre so fricken stupid i love them all so much.
It looked like they were having fun honestly. They get up and immediately line up again to have another go, haha.
Honestly it’s because of the radius of the that statues aoe u have to hug the wall to very tightly for it to not go off imo the statue is stupid not the companions reduce the tall aoe of the tower and the ai will have zero issues
For me, Astarion yelled "WHAT IN THE WRETCHED HELLS WAS THAT" every single time the Shar thing exploded. Every. Time.
you see victor to disarm trap quickly you run into it
i like how everyone collectively gives minthara's armor to astarion, it fits him well
15:14 okay but why is Halsin in this scene “sharing visions through the tadpole” when he doesn’t have one?
He just wanted to be included i suppose
@@gokcenazozgel9407 haha yeah but Halsin is so kinky he’d probably enjoy this, like it’s some great show he just got to watch 😂 I doubt even with all his experience that he’s ever done someone with tentacles 😂
He also suffers mind broken when approaching the elder brain for some reason
@@alexh6767 my mind would be broken too if I came face to face (or face to brain, for that matter) with a colossal brain that flies up in the sky
en la escena cuando vemos a keteric por primera vez y entro a alzaluna la narradora dice que uno de mis acompañantes podría ser descubierto (uno era halsin y no tiene renacuajo) y entre y no paso nada. de hecho tuve la osadía de ponerlo al frente y ejecutar la mente de los goblins con los poderes de renacuajo siendo halsin jaja.
I think my funniest moment so far is that Astarion got pushed into the lava immediately during the Nere fight. One of the allies kept resurrecting him every turn, only for him to obviously die again on his turn. Probably died and resurrected 6 times, all ending in me winning the fight and paying Withers afterward. I can only imagine his sass if he was aware of the situation.
Asterion is so damn right when he says we're all a bunch of weirdos. S. Heart and Jahira are the only 2 that can pass as normal.
He's a vampire.
You have a Gith and potentially a Drow above land in your party.
Karlach is on fire and Wyll obviously made a deal with a devil.
And Halsen is a fucking giant elf, like I'm not sure that humans and elves can get bigger and more swole than him
Just a merry band of weirdos 😂. Also if you have Jaheira chances are pretty good that you have a muscled idiot with purple pants, and a ‘miniature giant space hamster’ who is his brain
@celestebigaignon6054 Jahiera is the only normal person I'm the group.
Wyll isn't as weird as the others, but he's still definitely a warlock who broke their contract.
@@MysticMorigan1998 My favorite part is if you do have Minsc in your group, that the confrontation just after that is hilarious. When he says he follows his 'Warchlaryn' and you go 'awe, that's kinda sweet'. She just hits you with 'Surrounded by idiots from all sides' basically 😂
First one is so much better if you do two things; bring Astarion alone (he will beg you to give him the honors, then the option pops up to let him open the door instead) and be a Barbarian (you will get an option to shame the Bugbear for his awful rutting, complete with point and laughing, the pair are so embarrassed they won't even fight you). You can also be a Bard and play up the Bugbear's prowess, causing his ego to swell, only to be savaged by the ogre saying he was too small.
😮 wow this is so newwww
Yeah 😅
My Tav is a bard, I laughed so much at that option
6:57😂😂😂
Laezel: You’re embarrassing me in front of my Queen!
15:30 asterions clingy ass following without thinking about it and then shadowheart realizing the game and joining is a hilarious thought to me
karlach offering to cary astarion was so cute
8:20 he sounds like a sulking toddlers lmfao. I should've choose that instead
3:50 I cant believe Gale got pegged with a weave strap-on
Minsc is such a gem. I love all his little quirks, but hadn't seen the Halsin one for myself
The lizard person complaining about their later games being gone vibed with me
Halsin’s judgement when you sleep with the emporer is so hilarious as if he isn’t willing to wildshape and have you get down with a legit animal hahaha
‘You fornicated with a Mindflayer!’ The way he says it gets me every time 😂. I just steak the egg though, at least I gave it to Lae’zel, like chill dude
10:23 GO-GO GADGET EXTENDING ELBOWS
8:05 *camera pans over to the spider in a coquette pink bow*
tHE WAY SHADOWHEART JUST JOINS IN AT 15:25 HAS ME DEAD
pretty sure volo is the fastest character ingame after screwing my eye off😂😂😂
😮 i dont recall Wyll being so openly attracted to Halsin. The whole group just really simps for him i swear.
and we all can relate
what got me the most was shadowheart being frightened by the fucking bathtub. the poor girl......she needs a rest
Although it is a bug (I hope? Unless that's a wolf disguised as a bathtub), it's funny that it makes sense. Depending on speed of progression, you could have arrived at such point when so many discoveries are still fresh in her mind. She was kidnapped, her father nearly murdered all while she was undergoing a Selûnite trial which she despises without even knowing why, her parents are still alive and she'll have to wage war against an army to get to them.
Poor girl probably didn't get any sleep between the talk with Aylin, arrival in Wyrm's Rock Lookout and the whole incident with Orpheus' honor guard.
3:57 made it into WHAT Gale? 😳😦
THANK YOU!
Gale is into sounding confirmed.
@@coffeekat5066 or she made a 🍆 to use on him…
Either way, turns out Gale is far less vanilla than he acts…
She absolutely pegged him
Haha I like that no matter what she turned it into, it confirms he is much much less vanilla than he acts 😂
You playing this on console is so perfect, just your camera turns to look at something (like 8:36) is so fucking relatably expressive and comedic. I can hear the thoughts going through your head every time you turn the camera or wiggle between a dialogue option. Thanks for the high concentration of good laughs
This is the second time I had tears streaming down because of this game. Even TW3 and Skyrim have never had me laughing so hard. Gale and Astarion are the funniest characters I have seen yet. I just love the banter between Astarion, Gale and Shadowheart.
12:10 And umm, *what* on earth did you do to make Astarion think that your group is full of weirdos? 🤣🤣🤣
Surprisingly, it’s not your fault this time.
It's actually a doppelganger fucking around and finding out.
15:31 Oh, goodie, someone else plays Ring Around the Gale
15:22 Round and round and round we go.
Act 1 was such a fever dream😭😭😭
I feel like I laughed unreasonably hard at this when I did it lol 4:42
The "Astarion Approves" is the cherry
@@kerobzcyn488 Lae'zel too if you're trying to romance her.
3:04 The most fakeass clap I've ever seen! 🤣
I was not ready for the last one!!! 🤭
I gag at the sight of the ilithid without a shirt on
Him destroying the explosive barrel and then IMMEDIATELY blowing up his entire party nearly sent me to the afterlife with how hard I started laughing 😂😂😂 the funniest shit I've ever seen lmao
I'd laugh at the Shadowheart slipping during the Soft Step Trial bit, but I was struggling with that earlier, and I still haven't fully calmed down from the frustration. 😅
You can just set the grime on fire, let a few turns pass and then just walk.
8:12 LMAO HE'S LIKE "damn you're kinda...right..okay fine. Eugh thank you for helping me, it was very kind." Like he's shocked but not mad that you're not dealing with his behavior 😭😭
13:28 BABY BOY HE'S SO CUTE
The pits guy always makes me chuckle so hard
Shadowheart said the "vampire dens, what should I expect?" line after I had left and killed cazador. Got a bit confused there xD
Astarion's face when you barge in on the ... happy couple always fucking kills me 😭
Astarion at the beginning 😂 I can’t with him
Glad to know that Yuan-ti scale mail was broken for everyone lol
can't believe you cut off the paid escort's whole scene. it's hilariousss
THE CLOSE UP ON ASTARIAN’s FACE GOT ME RIGHT OUT THE GATE LOL
18:27 Minsc and boo are a perfect team
The graphics glitching at 10:25 has me cry laughing holy fuck hahahah
4:40 I did the same thing, giggled about it. Then an enemy did it to me and I laughed in tears. Good times :')
Imma be singing about how I'm washin' my pits, next time I shower
I also love when anyone trips. So much intent to attack only to hilariously topple over and fall flat. Hilarious each time.
volo: terribly sorry, my friend *sprints away like a robber*
Good to know we both used the tummy tickling line for Gale (it was out of character for my Tav at the time but it was HILARIOUS for me to use as an option)
Oh and also blew up what's his face in the Underdark, those explosions made my laptop s t r u g g g l e
Funniest character in my opinion is Minsc. His line delivery had me cracking 24/7 right next to Astarions voicelines.
I make sure Jaheira lives just so that I can get Minsc 😂
17:43 Holy moly- how did you get this Gale Jesus-Christ-Set? :D
15:16 they look so disappointed I'm wheezing 😭
I love the look Tav gives the Emperor like “you had one goddamn job Mr. Dream Visitor”
*wave happily at the queen* lae'zel closing her eyes in disappointment
11:26 ah yes, that stupid-ass bug. All of the other junk I’m willing to accept, but that LITERALLY got me killed once!
in the first clip you need karlach or another barbarion in the party to go IM LAUGHING AT YOUR PUNY RUTTING and if you succeed intimidation check they’ll just get embarrassed and leave😂😂
i love this so much!! thank you for the good laugh
telling astarion his skin is sagging is hilarious
16:52 no no, I think your character IS exhausted… really, let her sleep, lest she starts convulsing on the ground contorting her limbs or something 😂
Waving at Vlaakith is quite possibly the funniest moment in the game
I don’t like how excited Gale was at the mention of buttresses
Your Tav's face reminds me of Commander Shephard from Mass Effect. It's super cool.
The funniest way to do the Volo scene is to tell him to stop every opportunity, then when he asks "Are you sure?" Then wait a sec be like "ok". Then "STAB".
The tadpole scene 😭😭😭😭😭😭
stoplickingthedamnthing!
Astarion may be the funniest character, but the dance with Wyll is the funniest moment in the entire game (except maybe "I was RIGHT THERE!")
OF COURSE ASTARION IS SMILING.