See, like!! I didn't feel dumb doing that, because I figured there are the thoughts that you can "decide" to send someone, and the thoughts that are buried deeper. Because for example we can all think to ourselves, "I didn't do the thing!" as a voiceover in our head. But, maybe we did really do the thing, and someone detecting our thoughts deeper than the surface of what we are telepathically sharing, could figure that out. Or maybe that is 8 INT "overthinking" from me 😅
@@Allison_Hart hahah nah that’s exactly what I was thinking, like a, read intentions not literally what he’s thinking but at the same time I also wasn’t totally thinking about the fact that he was sending thoughts
I will intentionally reload and swap characters around to make sure I get him involved. I don't care if I have to remove everyone, his is the only voice I want to hear in that moment.
The eye is SUPER useful for a lot of fights in the game. There are several enemies that like turning invisible to make stuff hard for you. You can combat that with the eye as it has the effect of "see invisibility". @@Annkhes
I did that too in one of my playthroughs, Ma'hal of creche Jii'sun. His becoming a bard was more of "githyanki are already proven fighters, but what about in the arts?" rather than counter culture. He even had a signature move called the planeswalk (think a moonwalk with the added flair of a mage hand spinning his lute in midair).
Even more hilarious -- if he's the one that speaks up when you try to open the door, he begs you to let him open it instead because "they sound filthy". Love that freaky lil' vampire man
i swear the only time enemies ever say lines mid-combat is right when they fall prone or make the most embarrassingly bad attack ever and it's the funniest thing
Raphael's reaction to him learning you've romanced the Emperor is so funny. He's seen all of the tortures Avernus has to offer and yet having sex with a Mind Flayer is too much of a horrific image for even a Devil to imagine !!
i like that Astarion uses a silver mirror, great detail by the devs. you see; Vampires SHOULD be able to see their reflection in GLASS mirrors. before glass was a thing people used shiny silver to see their reflection, and silver is considered a holy material (its shiny and bright and is "clear" or "pure") hence vampires not being able to properly use them. Makes me wonder if he ever tried a glass mirror though.
Or just very polished steel, that should work as well. Even if it's to do with reflections in general, they should also show up on modern cameras, as we don't use mirrors for those anymore.
@@risurisunaa "Silver mirtorros" are also glass. Glass in itself isn't as reflective, it needs a thin layer of metal. That thin layer used to be mostly silver, nowdays it's mostly aluminium. Really polished metal functional too, but thin layer of metal + glass is better. And the camera thing isn't abouth mirrors, it's abouth the paper, it used use a silver based photichemical reaction.
17:30 when you play as durge there’s a fourth option, just “Hot.” and it makes me laugh every time-especially because Astarion responds with “you couldn’t wait *ten seconds* before being an absolute *freak*?”
8:50 you know... the AI of the companion characters is really good, and AI in general is... but then i look at stuff like this and i can only see my dumb bimbo girl lydia from skyrim 😭 theyre so fricken stupid i love them all so much.
Honestly it’s because of the radius of the that statues aoe u have to hug the wall to very tightly for it to not go off imo the statue is stupid not the companions reduce the tall aoe of the tower and the ai will have zero issues
Asterion is so damn right when he says we're all a bunch of weirdos. S. Heart and Jahira are the only 2 that can pass as normal. He's a vampire. You have a Gith and potentially a Drow above land in your party. Karlach is on fire and Wyll obviously made a deal with a devil. And Halsen is a fucking giant elf, like I'm not sure that humans and elves can get bigger and more swole than him
@@gokcenazozgel9407 haha yeah but Halsin is so kinky he’d probably enjoy this, like it’s some great show he just got to watch 😂 I doubt even with all his experience that he’s ever done someone with tentacles 😂
en la escena cuando vemos a keteric por primera vez y entro a alzaluna la narradora dice que uno de mis acompañantes podría ser descubierto (uno era halsin y no tiene renacuajo) y entre y no paso nada. de hecho tuve la osadía de ponerlo al frente y ejecutar la mente de los goblins con los poderes de renacuajo siendo halsin jaja.
I think my funniest moment so far is that Astarion got pushed into the lava immediately during the Nere fight. One of the allies kept resurrecting him every turn, only for him to obviously die again on his turn. Probably died and resurrected 6 times, all ending in me winning the fight and paying Withers afterward. I can only imagine his sass if he was aware of the situation.
I like 15:19 because the fact that Halsin showed up means that the others had a reaction you you seducing the mind flayer and decided to co front you or something and he just came a long to see what was going on since he doesn’t have a worm in his head.
BAHAHAHA 0:44. For an even funnier moment with that scene, take Karlach along! I've never seen that one clipped but it's SO GOOD. Hilarious collection. Thanks for sharing. 😄
@@pumpkinnutmeg279 Actually other members of the party can do it too. I had only seen a stream with Karlach doing it when I made this comment. She's still the funniest to me. She mocks their "technique" and mimes it, and belly laughs, and they're so ashamed, they actually leave. No fight. It's freakin' hilarious. 😆
@@HughLlewellynit’s a barbarian skill check but it’s exceptionally funny seeing karlach, the horniest woman on faerun mocking the “puny rutting” of that bugbear
First one is so much better if you do two things; bring Astarion alone (he will beg you to give him the honors, then the option pops up to let him open the door instead) and be a Barbarian (you will get an option to shame the Bugbear for his awful rutting, complete with point and laughing, the pair are so embarrassed they won't even fight you). You can also be a Bard and play up the Bugbear's prowess, causing his ego to swell, only to be savaged by the ogre saying he was too small.
This is the second time I had tears streaming down because of this game. Even TW3 and Skyrim have never had me laughing so hard. Gale and Astarion are the funniest characters I have seen yet. I just love the banter between Astarion, Gale and Shadowheart. 12:10 And umm, *what* on earth did you do to make Astarion think that your group is full of weirdos? 🤣🤣🤣
I'd laugh at the Shadowheart slipping during the Soft Step Trial bit, but I was struggling with that earlier, and I still haven't fully calmed down from the frustration. 😅
Halsin’s judgement when you sleep with the emporer is so hilarious as if he isn’t willing to wildshape and have you get down with a legit animal hahaha
You playing this on console is so perfect, just your camera turns to look at something (like 8:36) is so fucking relatably expressive and comedic. I can hear the thoughts going through your head every time you turn the camera or wiggle between a dialogue option. Thanks for the high concentration of good laughs
Him destroying the explosive barrel and then IMMEDIATELY blowing up his entire party nearly sent me to the afterlife with how hard I started laughing 😂😂😂 the funniest shit I've ever seen lmao
Good to know we both used the tummy tickling line for Gale (it was out of character for my Tav at the time but it was HILARIOUS for me to use as an option) Oh and also blew up what's his face in the Underdark, those explosions made my laptop s t r u g g g l e
in the first clip you need karlach or another barbarion in the party to go IM LAUGHING AT YOUR PUNY RUTTING and if you succeed intimidation check they’ll just get embarrassed and leave😂😂
Im playing Durge and knew Shadowheart wouldn't stay with me, so her corpse is on the beach somewhere. BUT when I hit her with a lightning spell, she looked like she found some Fairly Odd Parents.
Imma be singing about how I'm washin' my pits, next time I shower I also love when anyone trips. So much intent to attack only to hilariously topple over and fall flat. Hilarious each time.
Tav: 😦
Wyll: 😦
Gale: 😦
Astarion: 😈
Based Astarion.
I love how they're all looking on in horror and shock except for Astarion 🤣
I laughed that hard I could drown
he’s so mischievous i love him😂😂
I was waiting to see this moment specifically and when i tell you i was fucking heaving with laughter
YOU MUST BE JOKING. I AM TELLING YOU MY THOUGHTS, DIRECTLY. INTO. YOUR. HEAD.
" *Reads it's mind again to make sure* "
This had me in stitches when it happened in my playthrough, im like yeah this guy thinks I’m dumb as hell 😭 (my tav has a -1 to intellect)
See, like!! I didn't feel dumb doing that, because I figured there are the thoughts that you can "decide" to send someone, and the thoughts that are buried deeper. Because for example we can all think to ourselves, "I didn't do the thing!" as a voiceover in our head. But, maybe we did really do the thing, and someone detecting our thoughts deeper than the surface of what we are telepathically sharing, could figure that out.
Or maybe that is 8 INT "overthinking" from me 😅
@@Allison_Hart hahah nah that’s exactly what I was thinking, like a, read intentions not literally what he’s thinking but at the same time I also wasn’t totally thinking about the fact that he was sending thoughts
I will always love the fact that the drow male finds boring mundane sex to be the kinkiest thing ever. XD
It makes sense in context.
Typical Faerun Experience.
I was howling at “yes kitten be bad for me, be bad at sex!”
The only based Drow
He’s just like me frfr
Ha, apparently theres a moment if you tell the emperor you made a deal with Raphael, he'll practically go, "i leave you alone for ONE MOMENT."
Confirmed.
BRO I SAY THAT I DIED LAUGHING
Tav : *openly flirting with Gale
Gale : Oh well, you know Mystra never liked tickling...
Also Gale : Wait, are you FLIRTING with me ?
Aah, just like any man, he's totally oblivious to advances made on him.
@@Shiverwar we trying ok, only 8 brain cells for dating in male brain
I love when I took Astarion to the barn and he was like "Don't! Let ME do it! They sound disgusting!"
And he has this amazing 💩-eating grin when the doors open.
I will intentionally reload and swap characters around to make sure I get him involved. I don't care if I have to remove everyone, his is the only voice I want to hear in that moment.
The way Volo just BOOKS IT out of there is hilarious
Honestly the fact the pc gives no indication they're even mad makes it funnier lol
Lmfao I was always too scared to choose Volo's eye surgery option, I'm glad I got to see it happen
The eye is SUPER useful for a lot of fights in the game. There are several enemies that like turning invisible to make stuff hard for you. You can combat that with the eye as it has the effect of "see invisibility". @@Annkhes
My Dwarf Paladin was already blind in that eye anyway so he didn't care, but Volo still hauled ass lmao
“It was a joke.”
“I know that too. It just wasn’t funny”
Love the autism rep
Gale is that one guy that manages to bring up his ex-gf in nearly every conversation, no matter the subject or context.
Considering his ex is a literal goddess, I would too
@@user-nq9mc8zz9l and the patron of his power ie. his entire sense of identity, it kind of makes sense.
I mean it’s expected but when i’m hitting on you? My guy I don’t want to know what mystra did with a tiny piece of weave😭
I mean he tried to impress her and accidentally put a nuke in his chest, then she ordered his step-dad to tell him to kys.
Ahh i love playing ‘ring around the gale’
He does seem to glitch in one spot more than the others 😂
Ikr…😢 I haven’t met him yet
Orpheus knows if you do it with The Emperor is so fucking hilarious
🤣
he was there in the astral plane. he had to listen to the whole thing.
@@Hazel-xl8inGood!
@@Hazel-xl8in I did that with my Gith character, I like to think Orpheus was like :"We're all doomed".
When I met Vlaakith with my Githyanki bard, I chose the “wave politely” option. I was playing a Githyanki who was just done with Githyanki society.
Was he named Wyrd Al'githyankovic?
@@jayive34Nope, she was named Kai’viir.
@@jayive34Ah, I just got that joke. Sorry I didn’t figure that out earlier.
I did that too in one of my playthroughs, Ma'hal of creche Jii'sun. His becoming a bard was more of "githyanki are already proven fighters, but what about in the arts?" rather than counter culture. He even had a signature move called the planeswalk (think a moonwalk with the added flair of a mage hand spinning his lute in midair).
0:39 LMAOOO Astarion's face is gold 😂😂
we have a guest and it made me burst out laughing jfc
Immediately sent me into a coughing fit, I laughed so fucking hard
Even more hilarious -- if he's the one that speaks up when you try to open the door, he begs you to let him open it instead because "they sound filthy". Love that freaky lil' vampire man
I am literally screaming at his facial expression oh my god 😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I CANT HE'S A NATIONAL TREASURE!!
"Boring sex? Thats new"
Next scene:
19:24 RAPHAEL SLIPPING. I AM DECEASED
to be fair to him, hell *literally* froze over
@@bajes328underrated reply 😂
The idea of Astarion trying to just drag Karlach across terain and her going along with it just to see how far he can get delights me.
Asty: -takes like one step- No, can't do it *and just gets squished under her* lol
Raphael slipping on the water and just giving up to lay there made me cry laughing
He keeps singing too
i swear the only time enemies ever say lines mid-combat is right when they fall prone or make the most embarrassingly bad attack ever and it's the funniest thing
9:58 ❤😂 "Thick hunk of a elf, eh, Wyll?"
No one is immune to Halsin's charms
@@katarinadreams6955 nobody, no one, no how.
Wyll is so easy to get homoerotic and it’s very endearing, specially since Astarion is weak to his type
My favorite parts of the game are:
All of Gale
All of Halsin
And astarions “Let’s not do anything hilarious”
Halsin is amazing. I agree. I also like karlack
@@valerietheodore1688 I wouldn’t know, I always killed her so Wyll wouldn’t be a devil😅
lae'zel roasting astarion's joke gets me every time
Raphael's reaction to him learning you've romanced the Emperor is so funny. He's seen all of the tortures Avernus has to offer and yet having sex with a Mind Flayer is too much of a horrific image for even a Devil to imagine !!
_"The impostor could be anyone. Well, not me, I know who I am."_
You know, if I was in this situation, I probably wouldn't even be sure of that much.
i like that Astarion uses a silver mirror, great detail by the devs. you see; Vampires SHOULD be able to see their reflection in GLASS mirrors. before glass was a thing people used shiny silver to see their reflection, and silver is considered a holy material (its shiny and bright and is "clear" or "pure") hence vampires not being able to properly use them. Makes me wonder if he ever tried a glass mirror though.
Or just very polished steel, that should work as well. Even if it's to do with reflections in general, they should also show up on modern cameras, as we don't use mirrors for those anymore.
Do glass mirrors even exist in this setting?
@@risurisunaa "Silver mirtorros" are also glass. Glass in itself isn't as reflective, it needs a thin layer of metal. That thin layer used to be mostly silver, nowdays it's mostly aluminium.
Really polished metal functional too, but thin layer of metal + glass is better.
And the camera thing isn't abouth mirrors, it's abouth the paper, it used use a silver based photichemical reaction.
19:31 The Hells hath no fury like a Dragonborn woman scorned by the lost of her letter games.
17:30 when you play as durge there’s a fourth option, just “Hot.” and it makes me laugh every time-especially because Astarion responds with “you couldn’t wait *ten seconds* before being an absolute *freak*?”
i love that that’s a durge exclusive line
It makes it even worse when you realize Durge is canonically a necrophiliac
8:50 you know... the AI of the companion characters is really good, and AI in general is... but then i look at stuff like this and i can only see my dumb bimbo girl lydia from skyrim 😭 theyre so fricken stupid i love them all so much.
It looked like they were having fun honestly. They get up and immediately line up again to have another go, haha.
Honestly it’s because of the radius of the that statues aoe u have to hug the wall to very tightly for it to not go off imo the statue is stupid not the companions reduce the tall aoe of the tower and the ai will have zero issues
For me, Astarion yelled "WHAT IN THE WRETCHED HELLS WAS THAT" every single time the Shar thing exploded. Every. Time.
you see victor to disarm trap quickly you run into it
The whole scene at 14:16 got me crying laughing, gods this is incredible
This paired with the next scene made me laugh
I'm disappointed that STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING! wasn't in the video lol
Asterion is so damn right when he says we're all a bunch of weirdos. S. Heart and Jahira are the only 2 that can pass as normal.
He's a vampire.
You have a Gith and potentially a Drow above land in your party.
Karlach is on fire and Wyll obviously made a deal with a devil.
And Halsen is a fucking giant elf, like I'm not sure that humans and elves can get bigger and more swole than him
I'd pay money to see the Minsc and Halsin arm wrestle, it sounds hilarious 😂 And little Boos squeaks has stolen my heart!
Everyone: dead or dying
Gale's projection: Well met!
10:23 GO-GO GADGET EXTENDING ELBOWS
my favourite NPC in the whole game is "washing my pits, washing my pits" 🎶
Minsc is such a gem. I love all his little quirks, but hadn't seen the Halsin one for myself
6:57😂😂😂
Laezel: You’re embarrassing me in front of my Queen!
15:14 okay but why is Halsin in this scene “sharing visions through the tadpole” when he doesn’t have one?
He just wanted to be included i suppose
@@gokcenazozgel9407 haha yeah but Halsin is so kinky he’d probably enjoy this, like it’s some great show he just got to watch 😂 I doubt even with all his experience that he’s ever done someone with tentacles 😂
He also suffers mind broken when approaching the elder brain for some reason
@@alexh6767 my mind would be broken too if I came face to face (or face to brain, for that matter) with a colossal brain that flies up in the sky
en la escena cuando vemos a keteric por primera vez y entro a alzaluna la narradora dice que uno de mis acompañantes podría ser descubierto (uno era halsin y no tiene renacuajo) y entre y no paso nada. de hecho tuve la osadía de ponerlo al frente y ejecutar la mente de los goblins con los poderes de renacuajo siendo halsin jaja.
I think my funniest moment so far is that Astarion got pushed into the lava immediately during the Nere fight. One of the allies kept resurrecting him every turn, only for him to obviously die again on his turn. Probably died and resurrected 6 times, all ending in me winning the fight and paying Withers afterward. I can only imagine his sass if he was aware of the situation.
I like 15:19 because the fact that Halsin showed up means that the others had a reaction you you seducing the mind flayer and decided to co front you or something and he just came a long to see what was going on since he doesn’t have a worm in his head.
i like how everyone collectively gives minthara's armor to astarion, it fits him well
The lizard person complaining about their later games being gone vibed with me
8:20 he sounds like a sulking toddlers lmfao. I should've choose that instead
karlach offering to cary astarion was so cute
😮 i dont recall Wyll being so openly attracted to Halsin. The whole group just really simps for him i swear.
and we all can relate
BAHAHAHA 0:44. For an even funnier moment with that scene, take Karlach along! I've never seen that one clipped but it's SO GOOD. Hilarious collection. Thanks for sharing. 😄
what does Karlach do?
@@pumpkinnutmeg279 Actually other members of the party can do it too. I had only seen a stream with Karlach doing it when I made this comment. She's still the funniest to me. She mocks their "technique" and mimes it, and belly laughs, and they're so ashamed, they actually leave. No fight. It's freakin' hilarious. 😆
@@HughLlewellynit’s a barbarian skill check but it’s exceptionally funny seeing karlach, the horniest woman on faerun mocking the “puny rutting” of that bugbear
@@thefatherinthecave943 I saw Shadowheart do it in a stream I was watching yesterday. I still maintain Karlach's version of it is the funniest. 🤣
8:05 *camera pans over to the spider in a coquette pink bow*
First one is so much better if you do two things; bring Astarion alone (he will beg you to give him the honors, then the option pops up to let him open the door instead) and be a Barbarian (you will get an option to shame the Bugbear for his awful rutting, complete with point and laughing, the pair are so embarrassed they won't even fight you). You can also be a Bard and play up the Bugbear's prowess, causing his ego to swell, only to be savaged by the ogre saying he was too small.
😮 wow this is so newwww
Yeah 😅
My Tav is a bard, I laughed so much at that option
Act 1 was such a fever dream😭😭😭
pretty sure volo is the fastest character ingame after screwing my eye off😂😂😂
3:08
My exact reaction to every scene in this game 😂
3:57 made it into WHAT Gale? 😳😦
THANK YOU!
Gale is into sounding confirmed.
@@coffeekat5066 or she made a 🍆 to use on him…
Either way, turns out Gale is far less vanilla than he acts…
She absolutely pegged him
Haha I like that no matter what she turned it into, it confirms he is much much less vanilla than he acts 😂
I was not ready for the last one!!! 🤭
I gag at the sight of the ilithid without a shirt on
im so glad i ignored the growls from the inside 💀i thought the thing inside would attack me and was some kind of monster or bear
This is the second time I had tears streaming down because of this game. Even TW3 and Skyrim have never had me laughing so hard. Gale and Astarion are the funniest characters I have seen yet. I just love the banter between Astarion, Gale and Shadowheart.
12:10 And umm, *what* on earth did you do to make Astarion think that your group is full of weirdos? 🤣🤣🤣
Surprisingly, it’s not your fault this time.
It's actually a doppelganger fucking around and finding out.
can't believe you cut off the paid escort's whole scene. it's hilariousss
I feel like I laughed unreasonably hard at this when I did it lol 4:42
The "Astarion Approves" is the cherry
@@kerobzcyn488 Lae'zel too if you're trying to romance her.
15:22 Round and round and round we go.
The pits guy always makes me chuckle so hard
Funniest character in my opinion is Minsc. His line delivery had me cracking 24/7 right next to Astarions voicelines.
Minsc comes along too late in the game and is such a useless class that he doesn't leave camp, but his conversations are great.
0:44 ASTARION WTH 😂😂😂
stoplickingthedamnthing!
THE PRE DECISION SAVING HAS ME ROLLINGGGG (I do it to I’m such a scummy saver)
3:04 The most fakeass clap I've ever seen! 🤣
Shadowheart said the "vampire dens, what should I expect?" line after I had left and killed cazador. Got a bit confused there xD
The tadpole scene 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'd laugh at the Shadowheart slipping during the Soft Step Trial bit, but I was struggling with that earlier, and I still haven't fully calmed down from the frustration. 😅
Astarion at the beginning 😂 I can’t with him
telling astarion his skin is sagging is hilarious
Glad to know that Yuan-ti scale mail was broken for everyone lol
Your Tav's face reminds me of Commander Shephard from Mass Effect. It's super cool.
Halsin’s judgement when you sleep with the emporer is so hilarious as if he isn’t willing to wildshape and have you get down with a legit animal hahaha
You playing this on console is so perfect, just your camera turns to look at something (like 8:36) is so fucking relatably expressive and comedic. I can hear the thoughts going through your head every time you turn the camera or wiggle between a dialogue option. Thanks for the high concentration of good laughs
Him destroying the explosive barrel and then IMMEDIATELY blowing up his entire party nearly sent me to the afterlife with how hard I started laughing 😂😂😂 the funniest shit I've ever seen lmao
Good to know we both used the tummy tickling line for Gale (it was out of character for my Tav at the time but it was HILARIOUS for me to use as an option)
Oh and also blew up what's his face in the Underdark, those explosions made my laptop s t r u g g g l e
15:31 Oh, goodie, someone else plays Ring Around the Gale
17:43 Holy moly- how did you get this Gale Jesus-Christ-Set? :D
18:27 Minsc and boo are a perfect team
15:16 they look so disappointed I'm wheezing 😭
i love this so much!! thank you for the good laugh
"Servant Ape" 😅 😻
4:40 I did the same thing, giggled about it. Then an enemy did it to me and I laughed in tears. Good times :')
*wave happily at the queen* lae'zel closing her eyes in disappointment
16:52 no no, I think your character IS exhausted… really, let her sleep, lest she starts convulsing on the ground contorting her limbs or something 😂
12:26
What, is everyone blind?
in the first clip you need karlach or another barbarion in the party to go IM LAUGHING AT YOUR PUNY RUTTING and if you succeed intimidation check they’ll just get embarrassed and leave😂😂
THEM GETTINF ABSOLUTELY FUCKED UP BY THE UMBRAL GEM
Wyll: Classy man with the tamest love scenes
Also Wyll: Man Halsin is a hunk. So thicc…
Im playing Durge and knew Shadowheart wouldn't stay with me, so her corpse is on the beach somewhere. BUT when I hit her with a lightning spell, she looked like she found some Fairly Odd Parents.
4:43 Astarion approves
what got me the most was shadowheart being frightened by the fucking bathtub. the poor girl......she needs a rest
11:26 ah yes, that stupid-ass bug. All of the other junk I’m willing to accept, but that LITERALLY got me killed once!
Imma be singing about how I'm washin' my pits, next time I shower
I also love when anyone trips. So much intent to attack only to hilariously topple over and fall flat. Hilarious each time.
0:21 the save...
So fucking true.
9:00 ok this made me giggle the more it went on😂😂
The graphics glitching at 10:25 has me cry laughing holy fuck hahahah
They're all so stupid I love them
put it in where gale?? PUT IT IN WHERE
Ostara. What a great name by the way
halsin and minsc LOL
13:43 That mosquito gave a heart attack!