Messing With Gale for 8 Minutes Straight
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- Опубліковано 30 тра 2024
- 0:00 Ritual Circle in Balthazar's Chamber
2:18 No! I won't kill them!
2:23 Stop Licking The Damn Thing!
3:52 Gale's Grandad
5:15 The Taste of Chaos
5:50 Gale is 'fine'
7:02 Gale Circus Volunteer
8:07 Spotted Dick - Ігри
The fact that your character is romancing him makes this all so much funnier. Man's chaotic ass girlfriend is causing him several headaches a day, but he still loves her 😂
Thank you 😊 😆
Gale is ride or die
Literally this Tav is the inspiration for my current sorcerer Tav who loves him but is constantly giving him hell. 😂
this is how i played my sorcerer tav too, it's the best gale romance i feel like. gotta knock him down a few pegs or he'll fall victim to his own hubris. it's almost like someone forgot karsus's folly🙄i put the "magus, be warned" scroll in his inventory and made him carry it around to keep him humble.
Did we all just decide to play chaotic sorcerers who want Gale carnally
Gale's so relatable with his "Guess I'll kill myself" response to every minor inconvenience
Lmao so true!!!
It's such a mood
fr he was the party member orin kidnapped and my earth elemental accidentally smushed him to death during the fight and i didn’t bother reloading…he got what he wanted i thought he’s finally dead lol
It's so fucking over mystrabros...
Bro is the Fushiguro Megumi of this game
at the slightest inconvenience: "i can blow up any moment, you know"
I know, right? lol what a boob
That's kind of relatable tho lmao. Me at any slightest inconvenience: "just fcuking kill me then, why don't you?!"
@@stars-and-clouds Came here to say this lol
Gale is all of us on some level.
I don’t get this joke. He doesn’t at all ever do this aside from at the Circus. If you romance him in Act 2 and be an asshole after he says he’s feeling fragile and insinuates that but he then apologises immediately. That’s about the only times he does it… and neither are actually serious.
Like did anyone play the game or?
@@selty yeah it's not serious, that's why it's a joke. Jokes are exaggerated and not literal.
“Stop licking the damn thing!!” Has the same energy of both a parent or a pet owner.
Oh, that tone is definitely the war cry of someone who has had cats.
Source: I have cats.
I heard that when his voice actor did that line like that, it was unexpected and got a huge laugh from everyone. He said it's his favorite line in game.
Or dogs!
Source: has dogs (and one cat)
One of my dogs keeps licking the couch’s seats. It’s specifically the seats, I have no idea why.
@@anwd8646 Butt sweat.
For some reason I find it very funny that Astarion HATES it when he's sent up to the Clown but loves when you do it to someone else. What a lovable piece of work
Ikr, he certainly can dish it but cannot take it lol
All characters do that when someone else is chosen instead of them lol
It is not dignified but it is funny. Astarion doesn't have to be consistent about this. Lol.
When I tried to send him up there as a joke his reaction was so ott I got a bit scared
@@Felony10 halsin, minsc and wyll dont mind going up lol
"STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING" will forever be one of my favourite line deliveries
mine too, Gale can be really funny.
spoken like a true cat owner. lol. @@Kimbersism
apparently it was an ad-lib that the developers left in lmaoooo
@@foxhoundslug not an adlib, it was in the script, but Tim Downey said he made up the delivery because there were no notes about how to say the line. After that his directors told him they hope they can keep that line delivery in even though it's unconventional because they thought it was hilarious
After reading comments like this, I assumed that the person doing the licking would be doing so directly, and not tearing off a piece and licking that instead.
“Not to pull rank but i *was* Mystra’s chosen” and now you’re her shunned ex who she had commanded to off himself, so yeah, maybe you shouldn’t pull that rank, Gale.
Lmaooo right?
Literally the BG3 Equivalent of being like "I dated Taylor Swift once" and she wrote a 10 minute song about it
Mystra groomed gale....
@@obi-wank-enobi im aware
@ErynSierra so then I wouldn't call him "her shunned ex" because that would be like calling a SA victim the shunned Ex of their abuser. That's some fucked up victim blaming
Karlach saying she’ll distract him by telling him she havent read a book since secondary school 😂😂😂
She is my favorite for so many reasons.
Like three jokes about blowing up in a row by another character threatening to self immolate lmao
Considering Gale can become a teacher I'd say that will definitely distract him.
Man wish I knew I could get Karlach sooner I got her late durring act 1. Without really thinking about it. This was before I understood how the "Approval" system really worked So I totally missed out on her romance option... sucks she's hands down one my favorite characters!
Gal we no my face its melting it burns buuurrnnnsssss
"Awww, was that Gale's granddad? 😊"
Goddammit Karlach, stop being so cute.
“I hate to pull rank but” Gale I love you. But no you don’t. You do it constantly
Also my gods. “I say big words a lot so it should come as no surprise I’m great at eating 🐱” GALE. SIR. What in the actual FUCK are you saying. Almost entirely unprompted too!
It's his "I'm not racist but" card for sure.
This was hilarious. I loved when Tav and Gale are talking about his skills in the bedroom and Astarion is just... lingering in the background like the damn gossip he is
"She just said you were fine, Gale..." 👀
*All the girls in the party snickering except Karlach, who tries to cheer Gale up.*
@@Poodle_GunDurge: _Maybe thats why Mystra kicked him out_
Especially when you mention him to Astarion, and dude's like, "/Gale/ (derogatory)"
I did it with a natural 20 dice roll. And Gale had the "FCUK YOU!!! I'M BETTER!!! BEGINNER'S LUCK" face 🤣🤣🤣
That rules! He can be so pompous sometimes lmao
Tbf hes right
@@WaterDrinker011 He's such a big baby about it though. "Mom said it's MY turn to use the magic circle." >:(((((
@@TheWonderfulWombat Yee and i love him for it
Reminds me of when he tried to show me how to do magic. First time I played as a ranger which I believe ia a half caster class, so they can do some magic but get half the spell slots and whatever. So it was fine.
Second time, I played as a bard, which is a full caster class, just like cleric and wizard. I'm not sure if there were checks but easy, or with advantage etc., but I kept choosing the [Bard] options and managed to do the trick easily. I then said "I could've done it myself you know" and he was like "oh you're hard to please huh?" 😂
"I hope we'll have more time together. Together. Alone." *pointedly looks at Astarion standing behind you.* (at least for Astarion's part he is doing his best not to look interested in the conversation)
Astarion is probably wondering what will happen to our late night trysts... 🧛
Plan for the 3some. They maybe interested as long as they don't have to do eachother.
I love every character and their dynamics with each other. They put so much thought into it
Tav: “It was fine.”
Gale: 😳😡💥
Considering how this was his first relationship after being groomed for years and he put so much thought and soul into it, I can understand why that comment would shatter him. Especially considering he would never actually blow up unless Tav literally asked him to.
Lol I don't get why people joke about this when he doesn't threaten to blow up unless you double down and be a huge dick... to which he apologises as soon as he says it lol its not even in the video
@@seltyI’m sure next time Tav will stroke his ego so he doesn’t get explody-angry, don’t you worry.
@@grymmoire
There's no point in the game where Gale blows himself up because he's mad at Tav. If you push him, ignore his condition, or commit too many evil acts, he simply leaves and dies in a hole somewhere, even though he absolutely could've taken Tav out with him. I'll never understand why people whine about Gale so much, but make every excuse for Astarion, who literally laughs if you let children suffer or claps when he sees gnomes enslaved. If you do a run where you only seek Astarion's approval, it'll lead you to doing some of the most fcked up things in the game. On top of that, I've seen mountains of comments of people making excuses for his ascension, to the point that they actually argue he still loves Tav (even though if you read his mind the game literally says otherwise), but they call Gale arrogant for ascending and trying to become a god that cares for the common man. Wild.
@@kirikakirikakirika at least Astarion has a sense of humor 😂
"I won't kill them!! ...Well, maybe Gale."
I never gave the book to any companions but that is hilarious
I've never seen that book before in my playthrough! Where do I get it??
@alyssaolson7964 in the blighted village in act 1, I think it was the apothecary building(cant remember exactly), and there's a basement with a lever that takes you to a hidden basement area, it'll take you there.
fun fact, the name astarion says is whomever's relationship with you is the highest (other than him) because he's a jealous b*tch.
@@alyssaolson7964 Dont forget finding the stone to unlock it by going down the well nearby
I am in love with how he threatens to blow himself up every time he as much as breaks a nail.
You licked a dead sider. Dead… Spider… you licked it. That is something that happened. I think we need to get you some fresh air and have a long talk about unresolved childhood issues- is what he tells you if you don’t romance him, which somehow is better than any other companions comment
He's also a damn hypocrite XDD you REALLY want to talk about unresolved childhood issues, gale? You?
Gale: "Given my propensity towards verbosity, surely it can't be a surprise I have a practiced tongue."
Also Gale: "Fine is... fine."
as a gale romancer i do the same thing. he's just too fun to tease.
One of these days I will give someone else a chance, but omg Gale is so much fun.
I love it when he gets a lil sassy hes so cute when hes annoyed
My first thought when I met Gale in game was “who is this insufferable elitist asshole?…
I need to have him”
Lmao yes!
The man's got the appearance of tired English professor with the soul of a whore.
He's perfect.
yes like i licked the spider again and burst out laughing that endet in a coughing fit because i tried not to spit out my kaffe
“Sure can’t be a surprise I have a practiced tongue.” Astarian in the background “you’re letting these kinds of words woo you? Really? Really really?”
"You dumped me for this clown?" Lol
If your romancing him he will make a comment about his love making. You can reply with "It was fine" and He goes off on a rant about "Fine" and threatens to blow himself up.
Yeah, if you don't tell him you're just kidding, he gets super butt hurt lol
That's a mood 😂
he doesnt threaten to blow himself up, he says u shouldnt mess with someone in a fragile condition. its more of a mopey warning than a threat
@@givebackmybreadstickshonestly? I can understand him on that front fr. I felt like he was genuinely paranoid about his orb and worried it could blow up if he isn’t in control of his emotions.. I actually kind of relate to that, having uncontrollable emotions and feeling like the slightest inconvenience will ruin you.
😂 Gale's out here, ready to dump your ass for eating rotting spider.
Perfectly reasonable if you ask me lol
I find it extra hilarious for some reason that there's always Astarion behind you while you taking a piss out of Gale 😂 bet he loves every second of it 😂
one other fave moment is when he's tryin to flirt and you ask him if he's talking about his cat 😂😂😂
When he backtracks out of insulting Tav and their hygiene by admitting he likes the smell of their sweat then tries to end the conversation with an intense awkwardness
@@selty💀💀💀💀💀 Now I gotta romance Gale you guys this is too funny
I'm not sure why, but the "I'll blow myself up at any moment my feelings are hurt" thing is so adorable 😂
The way he gets mad about what food you think he’d be 💀 HELP
Lemon meringues are delicious too! He's insane
That Astarion/ Gale banter moment really sounds improvised and I love that.
It needed an endcap where Astarion says it wasn't an invitation
I think my favorite part is that Astarion DOESN'T tell Gale he's not invited. They're secretly friends, your honor
@@irradiatedkrill548 Facts
@@irradiatedkrill548Astarion would never admit it, but it's true!
I like how licking the spider corpse has no purpose other than messing with your companions.
I know his parents denied him a cat when he was young but why do I get the feeling he was spoiled as a child Lolol. He’s got that mommy’s boy energy.
Oh my gods does he ever, and I love him in spite of it.
It's the fantasy-Greek
(/jk)
The reveal that you're romancing him is fantastic
Thank you 😊
The Mystra’s FORMER chosen line makes me laugh like a maniac every time.
Tav's expression at "Well...maybe Gale" is priceless
Gale having a little breakdown because he's 'just' fine is hilarious
When you asked him to go upstage and then Astarion approved 😂😂😂
Poor Gale.
Karlach saying "Aww, was that Gale's grandad?" lives in my head.
don't bully my husband, he may be a wet cat of a man but I love him 😔
You know it's funny. I only do it bc I love him, too ;)
am i the only one who laughs at gale because whenever he's like 'im gonna explode' it feels so much like a pregnant woman being like 'this is bad for the baby!!' except instead of hurting the baby uh. an entire country explodes or something
I thought the implication was he was a powerful wizard who could cast meteors on everything if you tick him off.
nah hes gonna explode@@richiewitcher4456
@@richiewitcher4456 Nah the implication is that he has a bomb in his chest lol
i am absolutely obssessed with Gale i need to be stopped-
me too... I thought I would have been all over Astarion, but there is something about Gale!
@@KimbersismSamexhere. Was like, ‘okay I only know of Astarion rn, I’m assuming I’ll have no choice but to go with him. Then Gale came and his story was so… beautiful? It was such a gorgeous storyline that really hit home. And he reflects humanity and it’s flaws in such a good way.
There's something about messing with someone who cares a little too much about your opinion of them. It's why people go after toxic partners, because even if they don't care about you, they care about what you think of them. It's better that than just indifference to what you have to say. Cat and mouse is better than cat and rock.
damn... I'll be thinking abt that all day
Cat and mouse is better than cat and rock... pinning that. Very insightful... Gale is overeager and reeks of desperation and I think that's why so many of us clown on him so easily. But on the other hand, he is dedicated and would bend over backwards to prove himself to his friends and lover. He surely doesn't deserve any of this, but thankfully he is just a sexy cartoon character.
That's a weird take on a relationshiop. Get therapy and don't unpack it here, thanks!
You clearly missed the point@@AceofHearth
Well damn! I'm saving that!
Gods if only we had a party of 5 instead of 4... I love my team of Tav/Shadowheart/Gale/Astarion but I'd love to have Karlach in my party for at least one playthrough so I can truly see why everyone loves her so much, but I can't bear to part with any of my favourite team.
I whole heartedly agree with this, and it actually feels wrong to me not having 5 people in the party.
@@Kimbersism My real life d&d game is 4 players (so 5 people including DM) so a party of 4 is very natural to me but this game has way too many incredible characters to be so limited. 😭
This is my favorite party setup too (my Tav is a druid), but I swap Gale with Laezel sometimes. I think my game might be bugged or something, because anytime I had Karlach in my party, she was totally silent. Bummed me out. But I do have a much bigger appreciation for Laezel now, having gotten to know her better!
We have the same favourite team!
Playing as an archer and this is my favorite team too! 😊
I haven't had the pleasure of playing with Gale yet because he ragequit my party on my first run and then I chewed off his hand on my second. But he seems hilarious. I like that little detail of seeing Astarion react to his speech about things that are "fine."
Wtf did you do to make him quit? Kill everyone in the grove?
@@Amayawolf_01 Yeah. You can convince him to stay but I failed the check.
Him yelling stop licking the damn thing literally makes me cry laugh
Gale has hard core golden retriever energy. 😂😂😂 even when you’re mean to him he acts like it’s end of the world but as soon as you say sorry or that you were joking he’s completely fine again. 😂 man’s got it bad
Nothing like asking your mortal ex boyfriend to blow up some things. You know he vaguely reminded me at first of DA Awakenings Anders and oh no, that might be more than a vague sense.
Every time he talks about Mystra, I want to tell him to keep her name out of his mouth >.>
"There's a reason you're Mystra's *former* chosen."
What an absolute (literally) murder 😂
I think my favourite about all of this is, that Secondary School is canon in Fearun.
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I absolutely love that Larian created a game where you can eat the succubus infused carcass of a spider.. 10/10 honestly.
God the voice acting in this game is so good
"im gonna tell gale i haven't read a book" absolutely killed me the first time i heard it
He’s so fun to mess with 😂
In the Gale camp cause he'll love you even if you go the mind flayer route at the end. He legit would love you if you were a worm. 😫😭
(There’s a myriad of other reasons, but that's definitely one of them that just makes me melt.)
5:32 i love newbon’s delivery of this line so much- it’s so from the gut and like he’s holding his breath haha
The first conversation is really weird if you take into account the fact that it's entirely possible for the PC to not only also be a wizard, but also several centuries older than Gale 😅
He might have other voice lines for wizards, they often do
I played a Mephistopheles Tiefling Sorcerer in one of my playthroughs, and he gets very salty if you choose options like "uh-huh, I can do that ~without~ having had to study for years." He's so bitchy; I love him.
@@LateStageCapremember in early access when he called you a worse wizard
Playing as a sorcerer leads to so much butting heads with him, it’s a nice rivalry that becomes a wonderful friendship or relationship. I was gonna be nice bc I heard the Sorcerer lines can be pretty condescending but my guys first camp interaction was being dismissive of me because I wasn’t “learned” in magic so he started it lol
I've said it before and I'll say it again... Gale started it!
The lovers test at the end. “At least you didn’t compare me to a spotted dick.” 🤣
Nearly fell out of my chair.
Funny thing was on my first play through I wanted to pick Onion, but wasn’t sure he’d get offended because they are smelly and make people cry. But when he approved of that answer I was like “Oh! Well…. Huh.”
Lol he's such a dork
I guess because like an onion, there's... layers... to him? I dunno.
Onions have layers 😂😂
Ogre's have layers 😂😂
HE APPROVED?! THE HECK?!?
I think eating spiders is disgusting but would take the bullet just to annoy gale😂
I relate to him. Any slight inconvenience or emotional turmoil and I also want to blow up lol
Saaame!
Picked a wizard, didn't really think much about the fact we already will have a wizard in the camp. Then he proceeded to shame me at every turn . This is why Astarion is more likeable, Gale. At least he makes fun of all of us equally or almost equally
That is wild that he didn't want another Wizard around, I did the Sorc and he had opinions on that too.
yah i chose a sorcerer and i totally would’ve romanced gale over astarion if gale didn’t talk down to me abt magic and the weave as soon as i met him 😭😭
@@ynashley tsk some people cant appreciate a good rivals to lovers
@@soulmana1010 but does he stop being an asshat once you are lovers? I’m ok with my enemy/rival/teammate being a twat, but I don’t like that in a companion/lover
@@elenalizabethI played a sorcerer in my first play through, and other than the circle interaction in Act 2, he does actually stop making comments when you romance him. He actually stops making comments in general eventually from what I’ve seen, I think he just feels the need to prove himself ‘useful’ in the very beginning, so he acts overconfident to achieve that. Though his behaviour can worsen depending on your choices with him.
To be fair, the man is very insecure after what happened with Mystra…it’s not an excuse, but it does explain his behaviour. In my opinion, his romance is actually one of the best I’ve seen in the game as a hopeless romantic 😅
I'm sorry, you can compare him to an onion like shrek??? I have to know what happens if you choose that option lmao
i choose onion and he approved it, and said something like "good metaphor, now i hope you won’t lose me some kisses"
Gale is such a dad
Yes! He even makes dad noises when we climb rocks and ladders.
@@Kimbersism no way 😭💀
Stop licking the damn thing D:
You know Gale is in top form when I'm yelling at the screen telling him to shut his yap ❤❤❤❤❤
Gale is severely underrated
I love my sensitive big brained Gale ❤❤
Gale getting so butt hurt just bc you said ur night with him was fine and then awkwardly trying to play it off after is just so cute I love him
Woe betide anyone who tries to stop me 💜
Judge you for licking a dead spider BUT feed on your shoes... Oh gale...
🤣🤣 he's so upset about the fine comment. He likes to seem cool and collected but he can get rather prickly. 🤣🤣 It's so amusing
All this has shown me is I am missing out by being so nice and babying Gale at every turn 😂
Astarion just hanging out is so real of him
How dare you not start off with the high five
Gale speaks for every single parent who has a toddler, and for every single pet owners out there.
hes so sassy and dramatic i love him
What does he hate lemon meringue so much? 😂😂😂
I saw someone's answer for this actually! It's because 'tart' is British for 'slut' xD
So we're essentially calling him easy and not able to keep his shit together
He just has such .....cheerful im so done energy, its just so funny. I cant even be mad. 😂
He's so fucking funny lmao
I love how pissed he gets, yet he is never not dignified.
I love his reaction when you fail the Constitution saving throw for licking the spider. I kept redoing it but sadly I only managed to get that reaction twice because my entire party's Constitution was too high to fail more.
Gale's least favorite word is "fine".
Omg Karlach is so great haha
“Nobody weeps because the weather is “fine”
Me: Oh, they're just not going to stop you licking it again-
Gale: _as if scolding a child_ Stoplickingdadamnthang!
Karlach: “poor Gale he must be in bits”
Me: well he’s not quite in bits yet, just wait until the next boss fight 🤭
*”STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!”* My sides hurt! 😂
"Well... Maybe Gale..." First time I've heard this I almost spat my drink lmao
When I licked the spider the first time I had karlach fully romanced and she said to my male character “do I smell BEEF?!!” it was definitely a “pause cause I’m laughing my ass off” type of moment
Lmao I can just hear her in my head. Karlach’s my best girl 💜
> dragon age Inquisition
Yeah, I remember Gale being in Inquisition. Such a fine lad he was.
This video is why I put Gale in my party once I finally bought the game.
He brought like the perfect low level of humor to this dialogue
Gale is so cute!
"Oh! Well. I hope I didn't make too much of an ass of myself just now. I'll see there is indeed more to come. Woe betide anyone that tries to stop me!" *Shakes fist.*
stop licking the damn thing is my #1 top hee hee ha ha moment in baldur's gate 3
I think I'm gonna be giggling random all night; "STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!"
How do you play without subtitles I would Die
I played through a few times before doing it, and even still sometimes I don't catch what was said... BUT I had to, I kept reading instead of staring at everyone's dreamy faces
This just further solidifies that im romancing Gale next playthrough
“Practiced tongue” yoooo 😂 man’s got a little rizz going on
They don't call him "The Rizzard of Waterdeep" for nothing
Моя Тав была друидом, и при знакомстве с ним он выдал "это не та магия, нужна мощнее". А потом во втором акте, когда мы завербовали Хальсина, Гейл сказал что-то вроде "я рад, что Хальсин присоединился к нашей компании, ведь магия друидов - особенная". Excuse me?! 😮
Мой любимый самодовольный мерзавец❤
7:00 love that fist shake
me too 🥰
“STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING 😡”
Karlach is so funny, and so damn sweet
This character is growing on me like a fungus.
One of the reasons Gale is my favourite origin character