I literally was dying when he said that it was so fucking funny and so true! I had to think about it for a moment and in like oh. Yeah I guess we are a bunch of weirdos.
@@iamrlythelamp it's Shovel the Quasit! From the spell scroll in the cellar area with all the coffins near the mirror that leads to the Necromancy of Thay in Act 1
For real. The dialogue dissing Elminster saying something along the lines of "hit the road old man, I don't care for the junk you sell or the junk you tell." makes me laugh so hard as well.
6:16 Hearing this iconic line and then it shifting to Tav and Karlach in complete clown makeup….ohhhh I laughed out loud at 1am in a house full of sleeping people
More than that, they made **Dragonborn** Tav super expressive too. I was fully expecting to have generic lizard face the entire time, but my Silver Paladin flips from "stoic dragon" to "derpy leopard gecko" constantly, and it's great. They look so good when emoting, it's actually made it difficult for me to play other races now.
Astarion Necronomicon dialog is extremely funny, because "no I won't kill them, well...maybe Shadowheart" part changes depending on who has closer relationship with Tav. He is jealous and it so freaking cute😂
@@fluffy3355 you cannot be serious to not know what a necronomicon is, like you know.....big evil spell book bound in human skin and flesh. Bombinomicon of Merasmus is a reference to that yes.
The last two scenes where Astarion says the group is full of weirdos and when he mutters im going to fucking kill you is such a mood honestly because who hasnt been in that situation with their friend group xd
2:08 Nono Shadowheart has a point here Shar may be cruel, but she at least has S T Y L E in both her temple, her clothes AND the clothes of her followers
karlach’s “was that gale’s granddad” kills me every time. Everyone’s freaking out over Gale being told he has to use the orb meanwhile she’s just vibing
Man, I'm so here for it. I think I could match his energy. But while being kinder to innocents, mind you... but there's plenty of people who deserve his viciousness. So much fun.
Okay, no, wait, Astarion can tell the book he'll kill someone other than Gale?? Does that have to do with the other characters' approval towards your Tav, maybe?
"i can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced, or because this group is full of WEIRDOS" 😭 astarion's voice is so perfect for the shit he says my LORD
6:16 I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is a bunch of weirdos. -Karlach and Tav in clown makeup
6:23 Ok. *NOW* it all makes sense as to *why* Astarion thinks the group is full of weirdos 🤣 I didn't know you, as a collective whole, could join the circus 😂
Ah, Karlach. The golden retriever that was turned into a person with a Wish spell. I went into my first game expecting to romance Gale or Shadowheart, but Karlach stole my heart.
WHOA ive never heard Astarion say anything but "Well, maybe Gale" during the necromancy book scene! Im guessing he considers killing whoever your current favorite is
I've never played really, I've only gotten past the ravaged beach. I saw this squirrel in the first town thingy (I'm not familiar with place names guys, when I tell you I spent 45 minutes stuck on ravaged beach I'm not kidding.). Anyway I went up to the squirrel like "aw, so cute," and it bIT me.
The Astarion one on here with the squirrel was different for me, on my Dark Urge when she kicked the squirrel Astarion was like "Look at all that blood, you wasted it." or something like that. XD
I have never in my life seen the squirrel punt and I’ve played 2 durge playthroughs thank you for the inspiration for another 😂😂 that was horrifying and hilarious at the same time
Maaan I have 600hrs in this game with 7 campaigns finished and an 8th on the way, and I haven't watched some scenes from this video, Larian never stops to amaze me.
I wish I didn’t have to do some morally questionable things to gain astarion’s approval cause I love the guy but man some of the things he approves of are not things a good person does
You don't have to! Just be nice to him andvtalk to him often, respect his bodily autonomy when it comes up, and don't be full on Lawful Stupid. A lot of his evil impulses are only minor aprovals, so they are negligable. Also, do silly whimsical shit sometimes like talking to cats and saying 'baaaah' to the redcap... he's easily amused and these are harmless ways to gain little aproval points.
@@ANPC-pi9vuI'm really glad you don't need to be morally ambiguous to win his approval. While I don't have bg3, I had a DnD character I wanted to use as inspiration for my Tav if/when I get a chance. She's very much a sweetheart who would hate to act selfishly so he'd like her. (And even if I don't romance Astarion she'd want to be close to him, because in her og character concept... Her brother is a vampire and her goal was to find him. I know that's not in the plot so it's just headcanon but the image of her talking about her brother with him in a sweet moment 🥺) and the fact that talking to cats and such is EXACTLY what she would do anyway is perfect
Astarion: "I cant even tell if any of you are acting strange, because you've been replaced, or because this group is full of weirdos!" Tav: :O( Karlach: *sad clown honk
Hahaha now I wished I had opened that stable door together with Astarion instead of with my boring super-efficient wizard/warrior party. Astarion's expression is priceless.
*No! I won't kill anyone...well,maybe Shadowheart* *If I die down here,destroy my corpse* *Don't worry,I won't hestitate* Bro...thank you,Astarion and Lae'Zel...it's nice to see Shart beign mocked for once.
@@liviubostan7229she offers to make some animal noises for him so he feels more at home in the shadow-cursed lands. He tells her that she bleats enough already 😂
@@liviubostan7229 verb (of a sheep, goat, or calf) make a characteristic wavering cry. "the lamb was bleating weakly" noun the wavering cry made by a sheep, goat, or calf. "the distant bleat of sheep in the field"
3:22 The biggest insult Gale heard in the entire game, even stronger than the famous ,,third son's energy'' from Minthy is being indirectly called a sorcerer by Karlach. The best part is that this insult was fully unintentional 😆
One that made me chuckle was Gale asking Karlach (after having the first flirtations with my tav the previous night) how to confess his love to someone and Karlach was giving him advice. Other ones is Astarion just complaining in general and Shadowheart and La'zael goading each other never gets old.
Astarion: this group is full of weirdos!😫
Karlach and Tav: 🤡🤡
😂
I literally was dying when he said that it was so fucking funny and so true! I had to think about it for a moment and in like oh. Yeah I guess we are a bunch of weirdos.
That part caught me way off guard 😂
Omg! 😂 The clown makeup!! 🤣
I haven't gotten to play yet, but that scene right there...that got me so bad I 'bout woke up my wife.
this is the kind of ensamble cast where i fall in love with whoever is currently speaking
I've just been introduced to the game, and I immediately had the same reaction
Ain't that the truth
so true!!
Listen I don't need to be called out like that
tav😨
gale😨
astarion:😀
Dark Urge: 🙂
Tav: Oh no!
Gale: Oh no!
Astarion: ~Oh yeah~
4:11
"Who chewed you up and spit you out?"
"yer daddy"
had me CRYING GOD
So real though 😭
I sounded like a fucking teapot right there 🤣
does anyone happen to know what manner of being that is? haven't had a chance to play the game yet and don't recognize it from D&D.
@@iamrlythelamp it’s a quasit
@@iamrlythelamp it's Shovel the Quasit! From the spell scroll in the cellar area with all the coffins near the mirror that leads to the Necromancy of Thay in Act 1
"Awww was that Gale's grandad?"
I know we all love Astarians sas but thag Karlach just with that line alone made me chuckle so much.
that line is honestly adorable haha
For real. The dialogue dissing Elminster saying something along the lines of "hit the road old man, I don't care for the junk you sell or the junk you tell." makes me laugh so hard as well.
I love the fact that Tav and Gale had the same look of disgust meanwhile Astarion is just like :D
6:16 Hearing this iconic line and then it shifting to Tav and Karlach in complete clown makeup….ohhhh I laughed out loud at 1am in a house full of sleeping people
3:18 If Astarion had a phone, you know he'd be recording that shit 😂
his fucking face kills me 😂
Astarion: “Ifearwereintrudingweshouldleavequickly.” 😂❤
"So Wyll with a Y... Why?
- Yes Y.
- No but why?
- why Y?"
I love his dialogue ! 😂
Because he lost an eye
@@ancho3995 most underrated comment I’ve seen in a while 😂
Shadowheart saying "you donkey" had me on the floor, I've never seen that before!🤣🤣🤣
Astarion is always beautifully unhinged. No surprise there.😅
As a British person, I can honestly say I have used this insult on people who are stupid, so yes, accurate.
Shadowheart is the Gordon Ramsey of the game XD
I'm glad that they made Tav so expressive, rather than being a completely blank slate
My Tav is very unexpressive.... Blank stare and half smile no matter what. My game is broken or my Tav is on some strong stuff all the time
Right!? It's cute how they give them expressions and they animate your dialogue choices to express tavs personality
Like Link from TOTK... ew
More than that, they made **Dragonborn** Tav super expressive too. I was fully expecting to have generic lizard face the entire time, but my Silver Paladin flips from "stoic dragon" to "derpy leopard gecko" constantly, and it's great.
They look so good when emoting, it's actually made it difficult for me to play other races now.
Astarion Necronomicon dialog is extremely funny, because "no I won't kill them, well...maybe Shadowheart" part changes depending on who has closer relationship with Tav. He is jealous and it so freaking cute😂
Forgive me for asking, is that meramus’s book from tf2 you were referring to?
@@fluffy3355 you cannot be serious to not know what a necronomicon is, like you know.....big evil spell book bound in human skin and flesh. Bombinomicon of Merasmus is a reference to that yes.
@@zefirdude my bad my memory is rather garbage these days.
@zefirdude no need to be a cunt
@@fluffy3355 My friend that's the Bombnomicon. I see the confusion but it's all good.
LMAO when the hunter says he’s looking for Astarion, and he just looks at Tav like 🥺🥺👀👀👀 KILLS ME
The close-up on Tav and Gale's horrified expressions after they walk in on the ogre contrasted with Astarion's big goofy grin killed me.
THE TRANSITION FROM ASTARION’S LINE TO THE F*CKING MATCHING CLOWN FACE PAINT AT 6:15 HAS ME CACKLING
The last two scenes where Astarion says the group is full of weirdos and when he mutters im going to fucking kill you is such a mood honestly because who hasnt been in that situation with their friend group xd
2:08 Nono Shadowheart has a point here
Shar may be cruel, but she at least has S T Y L E in both her temple, her clothes AND the clothes of her followers
Heh..pleasure dome 😏
I agree. The bones and bone with pointy things gets a bit dull after the first 10 rooms of Bhaal’s place 😂
@@cloud7056 Skulls and bones & blood... & more..
karlach’s “was that gale’s granddad” kills me every time. Everyone’s freaking out over Gale being told he has to use the orb meanwhile she’s just vibing
Karlach meeting Haarlep is probably my favourite line in the game.
Yeah Karlach has the best lines in the game
We all simp for shadowheart and Astarion but they would ruin our lifes with there sass irl 😂
I simp for Karlach, she'd ruin my life by setting all my furniture on fire. xD
@@jasonmack760You can buy new furniture. You can't undo the emotional damage of Shadowheart calling you a donkey.
I’d match energy so hard
Man, I'm so here for it. I think I could match his energy. But while being kinder to innocents, mind you... but there's plenty of people who deserve his viciousness. So much fun.
No idia why people simp for Shadowheart. Least intresting character IMO. I get Astarion, but not her.
Gale and Shadowheart are wayyyy over rated IMO
5:20 you know you messed up when both Shadowheart AND Lae'zel are mutually pissed at you
You missed Astarion screeching with indignation if you drop the monastery on him.
The way Astarion throws open those barn doors will never not make me laugh
4:57
"kiss the damn foot, worse things have been shoved in your mouth lately."
HELP I CANT BREAATH
"Worse things have been shoved in your face lately"^ still funny and with innuendo, but makes more sense as she is referring to the tadpole (I think).
Okay, no, wait, Astarion can tell the book he'll kill someone other than Gale?? Does that have to do with the other characters' approval towards your Tav, maybe?
I saw someone mention that it depends on which character is second in the party line up after Tav but I can’t confirm.
I saw a comment on another video saying he would pick which ever companion (besides himself) has the highest approval with Tav.
pretty sure i heard somewhere that i changes depending on which character your Tav has the best relationship with, so for me i got Shadowheart.
It’s based on the highest approval. Source: I tested it a bunch.
I heard him say "Well, maybe Wyll."
Me too, man, me too.
Astariond ‘Ah😩’ when you press the button in the Arcane Tower always gets me oh my gods
I'm sorry the way your character looks at astarion when the monster hunter was talking about him was fuckin hilarious
"i can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced, or because this group is full of WEIRDOS" 😭 astarion's voice is so perfect for the shit he says my LORD
1:30 LAEZEL YOU HAVE MY WHOLE HEART
6:16 I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is a bunch of weirdos.
-Karlach and Tav in clown makeup
4:47 is a HELL of an expression. It reminds me of Shani's face when Geralt sarcastically quips "I'm clairvoyant." in the Hearts of Stone DLC.
I can't get over how expressive Astarion's eyebrows are!! XD!
6:23 Ok. *NOW* it all makes sense as to *why* Astarion thinks the group is full of weirdos 🤣 I didn't know you, as a collective whole, could join the circus 😂
Karlach's reaction to Haarlep was too real.
OH MY GOD THE SQUIRREL. CAME OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE. I EXPLODED LMFAOOOOO
3:46 HER FUCKING EYE ROLE 🤣🤣🤣
1:58 when shadowheart glances at the camera calling us out 😂
6:02 im HOLLERING
WHAT IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
@@madstheraccoonSo uh... magical dog collar...
@@MysRyuza ah
If you're a bard you get special dialogue for ehm "interrupting" the scene in the barn. It's great lol
Got my friend to play a bard after I had done it… had to cackle. Love bard dialogue 😂
3:18 I didn't know which was funnier, Gale's face, or Astarion's, but then I realized it's the stark contrast between them that's so funny. 😂
4:25 good question, Karlach
Ah, Karlach. The golden retriever that was turned into a person with a Wish spell.
I went into my first game expecting to romance Gale or Shadowheart, but Karlach stole my heart.
I love how much personal each character has. It truly makes the game feel alive
What the hell!! You kicked the squirrel! I certainly wasnt expecting that😂... Poor buddy
Dark Urge moment 😂
You haven't included Astarion being ressurected in camp, AFTER HE GOT A DEATHLAZER INTO HIS FACE xD
I need to find this…
Ok but your tiefling Tav from the beginning is SO PRETTY!!
Aaaaa thank you, she's my main Tav so i really appreciate that!
Im glad this game got the respect it deserved and Astarions VA got the award for this game too. Too good.
5:28 same Karlach, same.
Me at Lae'zel at 1:45: STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD
4:10 " you'r daddy" 😂
WHOA ive never heard Astarion say anything but "Well, maybe Gale" during the necromancy book scene! Im guessing he considers killing whoever your current favorite is
5:02 THIS SCENE CAUGHT ME WAY OFF GUARD!! 😂 I literally sounded like I was crying and laughing at the same time 💀
i was confused why my durge was smiling deviously but then..
2:50 IM CRYINGG
6:16 - 6:34 i acc cant w Astarion he’s too funny bro😭
I’ve never played BG3, but this video makes me want to just dive into this
"Well- Maybe Shadowheart- Oh hi, no, I wasn't plotting any murder."
Astarion's little nod and smirk in the back at 0:34 with the SH and Lae'zel interaction 😂
4:43 Tav looking at astarion like “Bihhhhh, ain’t that your name??”
The way you let the scene linger at 3:00 just broke me😂😂😂😂
6:26 when my family suggests anything social
3:10 the music and their expression had me dying 😱😱😀
we need the : "what in the sweet hells were you thinking?! activeing that lance? i was right thERE!"
Man I love all these characters they just feel so real and all of them are charming in their unique ways
Astarion is like the captain jack Sparrow of video games
I've never thought of it, but now that you mention it...
5:11 i actually choked irl i had to take a min
Laezel and shadowheart banter always sends me 😂
I’ve never played this game so I was like “aw a squirrel” and let me tell you I audible gasped and recoiled back what the fUCK 5:09
"That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life...
AHOH- 😭"
I've never played really, I've only gotten past the ravaged beach. I saw this squirrel in the first town thingy (I'm not familiar with place names guys, when I tell you I spent 45 minutes stuck on ravaged beach I'm not kidding.). Anyway I went up to the squirrel like "aw, so cute," and it bIT me.
The Astarion one on here with the squirrel was different for me, on my Dark Urge when she kicked the squirrel Astarion was like "Look at all that blood, you wasted it." or something like that. XD
I have never in my life seen the squirrel punt and I’ve played 2 durge playthroughs thank you for the inspiration for another 😂😂 that was horrifying and hilarious at the same time
His posture in ‘kind of?’ İn 0:57
Tav internally: "I'm traveling, and saving the world, with a bunch of children..."
Party: "Speak for yourself!"
Tav, actually internally: "...shit."
Maaan I have 600hrs in this game with 7 campaigns finished and an 8th on the way, and I haven't watched some scenes from this video, Larian never stops to amaze me.
Just going to casually save 6:02
no reason in particular
i will not be taking questions at this time
Karlach: oh gods. What the F*** have I stumbled into?
Astarion: Dragon? Cyclopse? _Kobold?_
Gandrel: Nothing so dramatic!
6:02 that "aah"" jesus....
I wish I didn’t have to do some morally questionable things to gain astarion’s approval cause I love the guy but man some of the things he approves of are not things a good person does
You don't have to! Just be nice to him andvtalk to him often, respect his bodily autonomy when it comes up, and don't be full on Lawful Stupid. A lot of his evil impulses are only minor aprovals, so they are negligable. Also, do silly whimsical shit sometimes like talking to cats and saying 'baaaah' to the redcap... he's easily amused and these are harmless ways to gain little aproval points.
@@ANPC-pi9vuI'm really glad you don't need to be morally ambiguous to win his approval. While I don't have bg3, I had a DnD character I wanted to use as inspiration for my Tav if/when I get a chance. She's very much a sweetheart who would hate to act selfishly so he'd like her. (And even if I don't romance Astarion she'd want to be close to him, because in her og character concept... Her brother is a vampire and her goal was to find him. I know that's not in the plot so it's just headcanon but the image of her talking about her brother with him in a sweet moment 🥺) and the fact that talking to cats and such is EXACTLY what she would do anyway is perfect
4:44 holy fuck ur tav's face. i needed that laugh so bad thank you so much!!!!!
The writers must have had a blast writing the dialog for this game.
"Don't worry. I wouldn't hesitate." DAMN, why have I never gotten that dialogue T_T It's incredible.
that last one gets me every time :D
I can't, the face Astarion makes when he sees the ogre and the bugbear 😂
3:44 And I love this whole interaction with La'zael. Her expression at the end is hilarious.
Astarion: "I cant even tell if any of you are acting strange, because you've been replaced, or because this group is full of weirdos!"
Tav: :O(
Karlach: *sad clown honk
Hahaha now I wished I had opened that stable door together with Astarion instead of with my boring super-efficient wizard/warrior party. Astarion's expression is priceless.
Karlach meeting Haarlep: Eww, what the fuc?
lol :D
1:06 she is Gordon Ramsey's student! 😂
The last one 😂😂
Astarion saying "What in the hells?!" and oh... not again made me laugh out loud hahaha
Lmao when I got that scene with astarion and the book he said "well, maybe gail" instead of shadow heart
It's a jealousy response to whomever has the most aproval besides him. He gets a bit of rivalry going.
I guess we can add slayer of the undead to Lae'zel's list of accolades.
*No! I won't kill anyone...well,maybe Shadowheart*
*If I die down here,destroy my corpse*
*Don't worry,I won't hestitate*
Bro...thank you,Astarion and Lae'Zel...it's nice to see Shart beign mocked for once.
My favorite is Halsin roasting Shadowheartv😂
@@tiredbylife.5589 Whay does he say?
@@liviubostan7229she offers to make some animal noises for him so he feels more at home in the shadow-cursed lands. He tells her that she bleats enough already 😂
@@grymmoire Idk what bleat is?
@@liviubostan7229
verb
(of a sheep, goat, or calf) make a characteristic wavering cry.
"the lamb was bleating weakly"
noun
the wavering cry made by a sheep, goat, or calf.
"the distant bleat of sheep in the field"
the whiplash from the squirrel kicking made me CACKLE
I hardly ever have Astarion in my party because he isn’t as strong as the others, but he’s one of my favorites because of how funny he is
Astarion is surprisingly useful in battle he just gets injured easily.
3:22 The biggest insult Gale heard in the entire game, even stronger than the famous ,,third son's energy'' from Minthy is being indirectly called a sorcerer by Karlach. The best part is that this insult was fully unintentional 😆
One that made me chuckle was Gale asking Karlach (after having the first flirtations with my tav the previous night) how to confess his love to someone and Karlach was giving him advice. Other ones is Astarion just complaining in general and Shadowheart and La'zael goading each other never gets old.
Astarion's "of course.... I'm going to FuckingKillYou" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so sarcastic yet funny
0:59 I bet many people equipped that armor on Astarion, it just fits. Even if my tav was a drow, but a bard, so I had to equip that on Astation
NOT THE CLOWN MAKEUP LOL
I literally have a crush on almost every companion 😭😭😭 except Minsc bc he’s too dumb
I truly do love them all ❤😂