I literally was dying when he said that it was so fucking funny and so true! I had to think about it for a moment and in like oh. Yeah I guess we are a bunch of weirdos.
@@user-if9gu9bo3c it's Shovel the Quasit! From the spell scroll in the cellar area with all the coffins near the mirror that leads to the Necromancy of Thay in Act 1
For real. The dialogue dissing Elminster saying something along the lines of "hit the road old man, I don't care for the junk you sell or the junk you tell." makes me laugh so hard as well.
6:16 Hearing this iconic line and then it shifting to Tav and Karlach in complete clown makeup….ohhhh I laughed out loud at 1am in a house full of sleeping people
More than that, they made **Dragonborn** Tav super expressive too. I was fully expecting to have generic lizard face the entire time, but my Silver Paladin flips from "stoic dragon" to "derpy leopard gecko" constantly, and it's great. They look so good when emoting, it's actually made it difficult for me to play other races now.
Man, I'm so here for it. I think I could match his energy. But while being kinder to innocents, mind you... but there's plenty of people who deserve his viciousness. So much fun.
Astarion Necronomicon dialog is extremely funny, because "no I won't kill them, well...maybe Shadowheart" part changes depending on who has closer relationship with Tav. He is jealous and it so freaking cute😂
The last two scenes where Astarion says the group is full of weirdos and when he mutters im going to fucking kill you is such a mood honestly because who hasnt been in that situation with their friend group xd
2:08 Nono Shadowheart has a point here Shar may be cruel, but she at least has S T Y L E in both her temple, her clothes AND the clothes of her followers
Okay, no, wait, Astarion can tell the book he'll kill someone other than Gale?? Does that have to do with the other characters' approval towards your Tav, maybe?
6:23 Ok. *NOW* it all makes sense as to *why* Astarion thinks the group is full of weirdos 🤣 I didn't know you, as a collective whole, could join the circus 😂
WHOA ive never heard Astarion say anything but "Well, maybe Gale" during the necromancy book scene! Im guessing he considers killing whoever your current favorite is
*No! I won't kill anyone...well,maybe Shadowheart* *If I die down here,destroy my corpse* *Don't worry,I won't hestitate* Bro...thank you,Astarion and Lae'Zel...it's nice to see Shart beign mocked for once.
@@liviubostan7229she offers to make some animal noises for him so he feels more at home in the shadow-cursed lands. He tells her that she bleats enough already 😂
@@liviubostan7229 verb (of a sheep, goat, or calf) make a characteristic wavering cry. "the lamb was bleating weakly" noun the wavering cry made by a sheep, goat, or calf. "the distant bleat of sheep in the field"
I wish I didn’t have to do some morally questionable things to gain astarion’s approval cause I love the guy but man some of the things he approves of are not things a good person does
You don't have to! Just be nice to him andvtalk to him often, respect his bodily autonomy when it comes up, and don't be full on Lawful Stupid. A lot of his evil impulses are only minor aprovals, so they are negligable. Also, do silly whimsical shit sometimes like talking to cats and saying 'baaaah' to the redcap... he's easily amused and these are harmless ways to gain little aproval points.
@@ANPC-pi9vuI'm really glad you don't need to be morally ambiguous to win his approval. While I don't have bg3, I had a DnD character I wanted to use as inspiration for my Tav if/when I get a chance. She's very much a sweetheart who would hate to act selfishly so he'd like her. (And even if I don't romance Astarion she'd want to be close to him, because in her og character concept... Her brother is a vampire and her goal was to find him. I know that's not in the plot so it's just headcanon but the image of her talking about her brother with him in a sweet moment 🥺) and the fact that talking to cats and such is EXACTLY what she would do anyway is perfect
The Astarion one on here with the squirrel was different for me, on my Dark Urge when she kicked the squirrel Astarion was like "Look at all that blood, you wasted it." or something like that. XD
karlach’s “was that gale’s granddad” kills me every time. Everyone’s freaking out over Gale being told he has to use the orb meanwhile she’s just vibing
Hahaha now I wished I had opened that stable door together with Astarion instead of with my boring super-efficient wizard/warrior party. Astarion's expression is priceless.
Karlach fangirling over Jaheira makes my day every time, too. Not to forget the “I wanna ride you till see stars scene “ :D This video shows that my humor is different, though. I find Gale funniest if you really pay attention, a thing not many people do. Astarion, conditionally funny. Some situations are, and yes. He told the book to kill Shadowheart for me :P Lae’zel is funny after questioning Zorru with Astariin around “…i will indulge you soon enough.”. Sex with announcement:D
I enjoy Gales awkward nerd himbo energy, something about basically getting told “you look hot even in this shitty lighting and also I’m turned on by watching you fight” kinda works for me 😂
@@elenalizabeth Right? I di also like his straight forwardness. You may have to wait for him to make a move. But if he does, it's like a D&D RomCom. And the moment you refer to is one of my favorite OMG Gale moments. Because he always did that in different places in act 2 for me, and always when i least expected it :D
@@MoonsongReverb he did it for me right after we had killed then “welcome party” and the “blight monsters” nearby in the Shadowlands. I was thinking “Gale my dude I am covered in the blood of goblins, a drider, and whatever goo comes out of dead plant monsters… now is not the time to be flirting” 😂😂 (I’m quite certain at that point on me there was more blood visible than clothing)
@@elenalizabeth For me it happened in the Shadow cursed Lands itself first. In my first play through, it was in the center, after killing some Shadow cursed people. In my 4th playthrough, it was right after leaving the Last Light Inn and killing a bunch of cursed Ravens. "OMG Gale.... no matter how bad we look right now. Thank you, for finally giving me a sign. And yes, i want you, too.", that's what my character would say. :D
Maaan I have 600hrs in this game with 7 campaigns finished and an 8th on the way, and I haven't watched some scenes from this video, Larian never stops to amaze me.
Astarion: this group is full of weirdos!😫
Karlach and Tav: 🤡🤡
😂
I literally was dying when he said that it was so fucking funny and so true! I had to think about it for a moment and in like oh. Yeah I guess we are a bunch of weirdos.
That part caught me way off guard 😂
Omg! 😂 The clown makeup!! 🤣
I haven't gotten to play yet, but that scene right there...that got me so bad I 'bout woke up my wife.
this is the kind of ensamble cast where i fall in love with whoever is currently speaking
I've just been introduced to the game, and I immediately had the same reaction
Ain't that the truth
so true!!
Listen I don't need to be called out like that
tav😨
gale😨
astarion:😀
4:11
"Who chewed you up and spit you out?"
"yer daddy"
had me CRYING GOD
So real though 😭
I sounded like a fucking teapot right there 🤣
does anyone happen to know what manner of being that is? haven't had a chance to play the game yet and don't recognize it from D&D.
@@user-if9gu9bo3c it’s a quasit
@@user-if9gu9bo3c it's Shovel the Quasit! From the spell scroll in the cellar area with all the coffins near the mirror that leads to the Necromancy of Thay in Act 1
"Awww was that Gale's grandad?"
I know we all love Astarians sas but thag Karlach just with that line alone made me chuckle so much.
that line is honestly adorable haha
For real. The dialogue dissing Elminster saying something along the lines of "hit the road old man, I don't care for the junk you sell or the junk you tell." makes me laugh so hard as well.
"So Wyll with a Y... Why?
- Yes Y.
- No but why?
- why Y?"
I love his dialogue ! 😂
Because he lost an eye
@@ancho3995 most underrated comment I’ve seen in a while 😂
6:16 Hearing this iconic line and then it shifting to Tav and Karlach in complete clown makeup….ohhhh I laughed out loud at 1am in a house full of sleeping people
I love the fact that Tav and Gale had the same look of disgust meanwhile Astarion is just like :D
3:18 If Astarion had a phone, you know he'd be recording that shit 😂
his fucking face kills me 😂
Astarion: “Ifearwereintrudingweshouldleavequickly.” 😂❤
Shadowheart saying "you donkey" had me on the floor, I've never seen that before!🤣🤣🤣
Astarion is always beautifully unhinged. No surprise there.😅
As a British person, I can honestly say I have used this insult on people who are stupid, so yes, accurate.
Shadowheart is the Gordon Ramsey of the game XD
I'm glad that they made Tav so expressive, rather than being a completely blank slate
My Tav is very unexpressive.... Blank stare and half smile no matter what. My game is broken or my Tav is on some strong stuff all the time
Right!? It's cute how they give them expressions and they animate your dialogue choices to express tavs personality
Like Link from TOTK... ew
More than that, they made **Dragonborn** Tav super expressive too. I was fully expecting to have generic lizard face the entire time, but my Silver Paladin flips from "stoic dragon" to "derpy leopard gecko" constantly, and it's great.
They look so good when emoting, it's actually made it difficult for me to play other races now.
We all simp for shadowheart and Astarion but they would ruin our lifes with there sass irl 😂
I simp for Karlach, she'd ruin my life by setting all my furniture on fire. xD
@@jasonmack760You can buy new furniture. You can't undo the emotional damage of Shadowheart calling you a donkey.
I’d match energy so hard
Man, I'm so here for it. I think I could match his energy. But while being kinder to innocents, mind you... but there's plenty of people who deserve his viciousness. So much fun.
Astarion Necronomicon dialog is extremely funny, because "no I won't kill them, well...maybe Shadowheart" part changes depending on who has closer relationship with Tav. He is jealous and it so freaking cute😂
The last two scenes where Astarion says the group is full of weirdos and when he mutters im going to fucking kill you is such a mood honestly because who hasnt been in that situation with their friend group xd
LMAO when the hunter says he’s looking for Astarion, and he just looks at Tav like 🥺🥺👀👀👀 KILLS ME
Karlach meeting Haarlep is probably my favourite line in the game.
Yeah Karlach has the best lines in the game
2:08 Nono Shadowheart has a point here
Shar may be cruel, but she at least has S T Y L E in both her temple, her clothes AND the clothes of her followers
Heh..pleasure dome 😏
I agree. The bones and bone with pointy things gets a bit dull after the first 10 rooms of Bhaal’s place 😂
4:57
"kiss the damn foot, worse things have been shoved in your mouth lately."
HELP I CANT BREAATH
"Worse things have been shoved in your face lately"^ still funny and with innuendo, but makes more sense as she is referring to the tadpole (I think).
Okay, no, wait, Astarion can tell the book he'll kill someone other than Gale?? Does that have to do with the other characters' approval towards your Tav, maybe?
I saw someone mention that it depends on which character is second in the party line up after Tav but I can’t confirm.
I saw a comment on another video saying he would pick which ever companion (besides himself) has the highest approval with Tav.
pretty sure i heard somewhere that i changes depending on which character your Tav has the best relationship with, so for me i got Shadowheart.
It’s based on the highest approval. Source: I tested it a bunch.
I heard him say "Well, maybe Wyll."
Me too, man, me too.
You missed Astarion screeching with indignation if you drop the monastery on him.
The way Astarion throws open those barn doors will never not make me laugh
I'm sorry the way your character looks at astarion when the monster hunter was talking about him was fuckin hilarious
Astarion is like the captain jack Sparrow of video games
1:30 LAEZEL YOU HAVE MY WHOLE HEART
6:23 Ok. *NOW* it all makes sense as to *why* Astarion thinks the group is full of weirdos 🤣 I didn't know you, as a collective whole, could join the circus 😂
Karlach's reaction to Haarlep was too real.
5:20 you know you messed up when both Shadowheart AND Lae'zel are mutually pissed at you
4:47 is a HELL of an expression. It reminds me of Shani's face when Geralt sarcastically quips "I'm clairvoyant." in the Hearts of Stone DLC.
6:02 im HOLLERING
WHAT IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
You haven't included Astarion being ressurected in camp, AFTER HE GOT A DEATHLAZER INTO HIS FACE xD
I need to find this…
5:28 same Karlach, same.
Astariond ‘Ah😩’ when you press the button in the Arcane Tower always gets me oh my gods
I can't get over how expressive Astarion's eyebrows are!! XD!
OH MY GOD THE SQUIRREL. CAME OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE. I EXPLODED LMFAOOOOO
Me at Lae'zel at 1:45: STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD
3:10 the music and their expression had me dying 😱😱😀
If you're a bard you get special dialogue for ehm "interrupting" the scene in the barn. It's great lol
5:02 THIS SCENE CAUGHT ME WAY OFF GUARD!! 😂 I literally sounded like I was crying and laughing at the same time 💀
i was confused why my durge was smiling deviously but then..
4:10 " you'r daddy" 😂
1:58 when shadowheart glances at the camera calling us out 😂
What the hell!! You kicked the squirrel! I certainly wasnt expecting that😂... Poor buddy
Dark Urge moment 😂
2:50 IM CRYINGG
6:16 - 6:34 i acc cant w Astarion he’s too funny bro😭
4:25 good question, Karlach
I love how much personal each character has. It truly makes the game feel alive
6:26 when my family suggests anything social
"Well- Maybe Shadowheart- Oh hi, no, I wasn't plotting any murder."
1:06 she is Gordon Ramsey's student! 😂
5:11 i actually choked irl i had to take a min
WHOA ive never heard Astarion say anything but "Well, maybe Gale" during the necromancy book scene! Im guessing he considers killing whoever your current favorite is
Ok but your tiefling Tav from the beginning is SO PRETTY!!
Aaaaa thank you, she's my main Tav so i really appreciate that!
Just going to casually save 6:02
no reason in particular
i will not be taking questions at this time
Im glad this game got the respect it deserved and Astarions VA got the award for this game too. Too good.
6:02 that "aah"" jesus....
*No! I won't kill anyone...well,maybe Shadowheart*
*If I die down here,destroy my corpse*
*Don't worry,I won't hestitate*
Bro...thank you,Astarion and Lae'Zel...it's nice to see Shart beign mocked for once.
My favorite is Halsin roasting Shadowheartv😂
@@tiredbylife.5589 Whay does he say?
@@liviubostan7229she offers to make some animal noises for him so he feels more at home in the shadow-cursed lands. He tells her that she bleats enough already 😂
@@grymmoire Idk what bleat is?
@@liviubostan7229
verb
(of a sheep, goat, or calf) make a characteristic wavering cry.
"the lamb was bleating weakly"
noun
the wavering cry made by a sheep, goat, or calf.
"the distant bleat of sheep in the field"
Astarion's little nod and smirk in the back at 0:34 with the SH and Lae'zel interaction 😂
I wish I didn’t have to do some morally questionable things to gain astarion’s approval cause I love the guy but man some of the things he approves of are not things a good person does
You don't have to! Just be nice to him andvtalk to him often, respect his bodily autonomy when it comes up, and don't be full on Lawful Stupid. A lot of his evil impulses are only minor aprovals, so they are negligable. Also, do silly whimsical shit sometimes like talking to cats and saying 'baaaah' to the redcap... he's easily amused and these are harmless ways to gain little aproval points.
@@ANPC-pi9vuI'm really glad you don't need to be morally ambiguous to win his approval. While I don't have bg3, I had a DnD character I wanted to use as inspiration for my Tav if/when I get a chance. She's very much a sweetheart who would hate to act selfishly so he'd like her. (And even if I don't romance Astarion she'd want to be close to him, because in her og character concept... Her brother is a vampire and her goal was to find him. I know that's not in the plot so it's just headcanon but the image of her talking about her brother with him in a sweet moment 🥺) and the fact that talking to cats and such is EXACTLY what she would do anyway is perfect
I’ve never played this game so I was like “aw a squirrel” and let me tell you I audible gasped and recoiled back what the fUCK 5:09
6:15 lol well play well play indeed
3:18 I didn't know which was funnier, Gale's face, or Astarion's, but then I realized it's the stark contrast between them that's so funny. 😂
The way you let the scene linger at 3:00 just broke me😂😂😂😂
I guess we can add slayer of the undead to Lae'zel's list of accolades.
Karlach: oh gods. What the F*** have I stumbled into?
Astarion: Dragon? Cyclopse? _Kobold?_
Gandrel: Nothing so dramatic!
The Astarion one on here with the squirrel was different for me, on my Dark Urge when she kicked the squirrel Astarion was like "Look at all that blood, you wasted it." or something like that. XD
Laezel and shadowheart banter always sends me 😂
karlach’s “was that gale’s granddad” kills me every time. Everyone’s freaking out over Gale being told he has to use the orb meanwhile she’s just vibing
Karlach meeting Haarlep: Eww, what the fuc?
lol :D
Lmao when I got that scene with astarion and the book he said "well, maybe gail" instead of shadow heart
It's a jealousy response to whomever has the most aproval besides him. He gets a bit of rivalry going.
4:44 holy fuck ur tav's face. i needed that laugh so bad thank you so much!!!!!
Hahaha now I wished I had opened that stable door together with Astarion instead of with my boring super-efficient wizard/warrior party. Astarion's expression is priceless.
Karlach fangirling over Jaheira makes my day every time, too. Not to forget the “I wanna ride you till see stars scene “ :D
This video shows that my humor is different, though. I find Gale funniest if you really pay attention, a thing not many people do.
Astarion, conditionally funny. Some situations are, and yes. He told the book to kill Shadowheart for me :P
Lae’zel is funny after questioning Zorru with Astariin around “…i will indulge you soon enough.”. Sex with announcement:D
I enjoy Gales awkward nerd himbo energy, something about basically getting told “you look hot even in this shitty lighting and also I’m turned on by watching you fight” kinda works for me 😂
@@elenalizabeth Right? I di also like his straight forwardness. You may have to wait for him to make a move. But if he does, it's like a D&D RomCom. And the moment you refer to is one of my favorite OMG Gale moments. Because he always did that in different places in act 2 for me, and always when i least expected it :D
@@MoonsongReverb he did it for me right after we had killed then “welcome party” and the “blight monsters” nearby in the Shadowlands. I was thinking “Gale my dude I am covered in the blood of goblins, a drider, and whatever goo comes out of dead plant monsters… now is not the time to be flirting” 😂😂 (I’m quite certain at that point on me there was more blood visible than clothing)
@@elenalizabeth For me it happened in the Shadow cursed Lands itself first. In my first play through, it was in the center, after killing some Shadow cursed people. In my 4th playthrough, it was right after leaving the Last Light Inn and killing a bunch of cursed Ravens.
"OMG Gale.... no matter how bad we look right now. Thank you, for finally giving me a sign. And yes, i want you, too.", that's what my character would say. :D
the whiplash from the squirrel kicking made me CACKLE
4:11 had me wheezing
that last one gets me every time :D
I literally have a crush on almost every companion 😭😭😭 except Minsc bc he’s too dumb
Where did you get the 'purple seam, you donkey' line from Shadowheart? that is hilarious!
just kill Gale in the early game and you'll get it haha! it sounds like a joke but i am so serious!
4:49 I misclicked and accidentally fast forwarded to this exact moment. I was so caught off guard 😂😂😂
The last one 😂😂
The writers must have had a blast writing the dialog for this game.
The troll scene 😂😂😂 their faces are so funny
05:01 This hurt me to try to contain myself with.
Astarion's "of course.... I'm going to FuckingKillYou" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so sarcastic yet funny
3:18 omg 😂
Maaan I have 600hrs in this game with 7 campaigns finished and an 8th on the way, and I haven't watched some scenes from this video, Larian never stops to amaze me.
Omfg that poor squirrel! Is that only with the dark urge?
yup, durge will sadly automatically kick the poor squirrel
0:34 Astarion's face :/
0:59 I bet many people equipped that armor on Astarion, it just fits. Even if my tav was a drow, but a bard, so I had to equip that on Astation
The ending-! 😂 LMFAOOOO
No One:
Gale: 2:26 "B....UTTresses...."
Can't breath to funny
the last one 😂😂 i cant
GAME OF THE YEAR BAYBEEE
I am ashamed to admit that I laughed a little too long after the squirrel scene hahh
I mean, it IS kinda out of left field, but it's definitely funny.
2:12 ROFL. Exactly the thing I've griped about in almost every game out there. Are there any villains with a decent fashion sense?
Why do i never get such fun little moments???
No the squirrel thing fucking traumatised me what the fuck
Durge moment.
6:16 broke me.
how tame was my first run that i had none of these scenes?!
NOT THE CLOWN MAKEUP LOL
lae'zel is so underrated