@@Fightingforthelost"2 days yada yada use the scroll of true resurection in my pou- Oh! I see you gave Shadowheart revivify, 3 max resurections a day? No. No way. Well why would you memorize all this nonsense for- oh I see. Very clever. Dont want to risk death for short term memory I get it. No by all means just get it over with."
Unironically, this is why I like to pair Durge with Shadowheart. They're just so damn similar. Spoilers, if you haven't beat the game. They both serve a dark god trying to use them to their own ends against their nature (if you play redemption Durge) Shadowheart would also be awake through the night for prayers, and I imagine Durge would stay up to exhaust himself so he can't possibly bring harm to his friends. They also both need to make a major sacrifice against their own dark god to ever truly be free from them, and free to forge their own path.
@@adrianrandom3448 Agreed, most romancable companions in BG 3 have something to tie in with Durge, something that makes them understand each other better or something else.
@@TamTroll that is the character I gravitated to first. I can admit out of all potential choices, I saw him and went "Yep I want that" immediately and never looked back.
Eventually, Astarion came to the logical conclusion that he'd have the easiest time sleeping next to the GOAT Halsin, who is unironically sleeping like a log outside wildshaped as a bear. He never slept more soundly.
This is just canon as far as I'm concerned. Astarion just does not sleep, he tries to do his elven reverie meditation stuff after hunting/sucking Durge and is just subjected to this skull numbing choir of sleeping problems. Doesn't even touch on the ladies, because I'm sure they'd also have their share of *problems*. Lae'zel: Issues with her circadian rhythm on account of not being from "this grassy pebble". She stays up way later than she should, and needs to be kicked awake in the morning. Perpetually runs on 4-5 hours of sleep. Shadowheart: Pounds down the wine, sleeps like absolute shit, and wakes up with a red wine hangover. Will she stop? No. Karlach: Sleep talker, but not the fun kind. She prolly just mumbles incoherently. Is the most tolerable for Astarion.
karlach might also be a sleep hugger (hence the cute lttle plushy in her camp) ... which is TERRIFYING if a) she's on fucking fire half the time and b) you're a vampire
So I had the no party limit mod installed and while resting it bugged sometimes and showed me the characters while they slept/snored. I could click on their portraits and they’d say nothing. Except Karlach. Karlach said some nightmare fuel shit. I mean, she was probably having nightmares from her time in the hells
If you go a night with Durge and the worst thing he did was scream you got off lightly cause chances are he just saved your life from the intrusive thoughts of his dad’s murderboner.
I love how they all fit so well Especially durge, he's the biggest compared to everyone (except for Halsin), and he'd probably scream in his sleep too with all the horrors he's been through.
Pretty sure both Wyll and Gale snore cause they're human and I'm certain elves can't. Boy howdy I hear 'em from across camp when they aren't in the party.
fun fact, in DnD elves don't sleep! they "trance" instead, which is a sort of meditative state, and only need to do that for half as long as a non-elf would need to sleep to get a full rest.
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize: of course Astarion doesn't sleep. I know everyone else has already said it, but it didn't hit me until I saw his hands in the trance position.
You have no idea how this fits too well and I think the creator knows it too. Gale with the orb in his chest, Wyll with his connection to his patron, and Durge with his bloody dreams.
i can get behind wyll moaning in his sleep honestly. i've heard audio compilations of the companions snoring and most of them make some questionable noises.
Tag yourself!! Im Gale in this, had 2 nights in my life where the moment i fell asleep my brain forgot to breathe and i woke up GASPING for air like my life depended on it haha. Brains are funny.
I can fully believe Gale would have sleep apnea and die several times a night temporarily because he's got a big fucking orb in his chest.
Yeah the orb eats his magic so maybe he dies temporarily because he's asleep and not on his guard
I can imagine Tav constantly trying to wake him up before he blows himself up 🤣
You wake up and it’s gale’s apparition being like “Ayo, I died in my sleep”
@@cyikes8271 "Ayo, I died in my sleep AGAIN."
@@Fightingforthelost"2 days yada yada use the scroll of true resurection in my pou- Oh! I see you gave Shadowheart revivify, 3 max resurections a day? No. No way. Well why would you memorize all this nonsense for- oh I see. Very clever. Dont want to risk death for short term memory I get it. No by all means just get it over with."
The night terrors for the Dark Urge is so fucking accurate Im crying
"I don't know what he's scared of, cause he's bigger than everything"
That's WHY he's scared, astarion
@@bentonic4998 Haha, yeah. I was like, "he's scared of himself."
Unironically, this is why I like to pair Durge with Shadowheart. They're just so damn similar.
Spoilers, if you haven't beat the game.
They both serve a dark god trying to use them to their own ends against their nature (if you play redemption Durge) Shadowheart would also be awake through the night for prayers, and I imagine Durge would stay up to exhaust himself so he can't possibly bring harm to his friends. They also both need to make a major sacrifice against their own dark god to ever truly be free from them, and free to forge their own path.
@@itsCaptainEliDurge with anyone can be really sweet tbh
@@adrianrandom3448 Agreed, most romancable companions in BG 3 have something to tie in with Durge, something that makes them understand each other better or something else.
I need more fan content with the dragonborn Durge with the rest of the crew.
#BaseDurgeIsCanon!
@@TamTroll that is the character I gravitated to first. I can admit out of all potential choices, I saw him and went "Yep I want that" immediately and never looked back.
He feels canon honestly
@@patyluna821If we ever get a BG4, I feel like he’ll be the avatar character that carries over given how important his role in the 3rd game is.
In her videos the Narrator has dubbed him Gary, and I approve of this.
"JUST BECAUSE I DON'T SLEEP DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T WANT PEACE AND QUIET!"
just wait until Halsin joins the crew
He probably talks in his sleep, so the sleep-disordered A Capella performance finally gets some lyrics!
*Large bear rolls around slapping and kicking everyone with his claws*
He sleeps in bear form and accidentally crushes anyone sleeping with him.
Exactly! "Get him off me!"@@MyUsernameIsGoofy
Oh no 😂
It’s cannon now, Durge doesn’t say “good night sweet dreams”.
He now says “sweet terrors, rest well”
that's actually perfect I'm going to start using that thank you
It's Durge, it's not "rest well", it's "rest okay".
This is cannon and you can’t convince me otherwise
The delivery on Durge, with "I don't know what he's scared of - because he's bigger than everything," had me cackling.
"What are your nightmares about"
Durge: Has internal montage of all the things he did in his past. ".....I can never recall."
Fucking CACKLED at the Dark Urge for calling them “night terrors”
I love the lesbian tent next door
It's just a pajama party and Karlach would be braiding everyone's hair.
@@catandrobbyflores
Shadowheart: Hey Karlach, can you braid my hair?
Karlach: Sure!
*Proceeds to burn her hair right off and sets her head on fire*
@@MyUsernameIsGoofy She wears oven mitts when braiding. It's very tedious.
@@catandrobbyflores
I like to imagine them painting each other's nails and talking about boys and stuff.
Shart and Lae'zel for sure. XD
I feel like Wyll doesn't snore, he just has a lot of spasms and moves everything around him
Nah man, I would not be surprised if Wyll snored like a tunneling bulette.
someone on tumblr extracted the snoring sound files and wyll is definitely a loud snorer
Wyll is just to perfekt! he needs to have at least on anoying Flaw.
I feel like Wyll would turn in his sleep a lot due to the new horns and all. Dude can't find a comfty position to save his life.
@@Ellisepha Like the dude used to be a side sleeper, but the horns get in the way, but he hates sleeping on his back.
Astarion duel classes as a bard after that because that beat sick as hell
Bro got 4 Inspirations that night
Eventually, Astarion came to the logical conclusion that he'd have the easiest time sleeping next to the GOAT Halsin, who is unironically sleeping like a log outside wildshaped as a bear. He never slept more soundly.
The first time I read this, I thought you meant he was wildshaped into a goat. Then I read "wildshaped as a bear" and went "Hold up-"
@@ArcaneNim same
This is just canon as far as I'm concerned.
Astarion just does not sleep, he tries to do his elven reverie meditation stuff after hunting/sucking Durge and is just subjected to this skull numbing choir of sleeping problems. Doesn't even touch on the ladies, because I'm sure they'd also have their share of *problems*.
Lae'zel: Issues with her circadian rhythm on account of not being from "this grassy pebble". She stays up way later than she should, and needs to be kicked awake in the morning. Perpetually runs on 4-5 hours of sleep.
Shadowheart: Pounds down the wine, sleeps like absolute shit, and wakes up with a red wine hangover. Will she stop? No.
Karlach: Sleep talker, but not the fun kind. She prolly just mumbles incoherently. Is the most tolerable for Astarion.
Laezel running on nothing but 3 hours of sleep and a kick in the Gut would explain soooo much
karlach might also be a sleep hugger (hence the cute lttle plushy in her camp) ... which is TERRIFYING if a) she's on fucking fire half the time and b) you're a vampire
@@borgshadow13 Ooooo I didn't notice that she had a lil plushy!
Karlach probably has to sleep between em to prevent murder and/or sex
So I had the no party limit mod installed and while resting it bugged sometimes and showed me the characters while they slept/snored. I could click on their portraits and they’d say nothing. Except Karlach. Karlach said some nightmare fuel shit. I mean, she was probably having nightmares from her time in the hells
If you go a night with Durge and the worst thing he did was scream you got off lightly cause chances are he just saved your life from the intrusive thoughts of his dad’s murderboner.
I love how they all fit so well
Especially durge, he's the biggest compared to everyone (except for Halsin), and he'd probably scream in his sleep too with all the horrors he's been through.
Pretty sure both Wyll and Gale snore cause they're human and I'm certain elves can't. Boy howdy I hear 'em from across camp when they aren't in the party.
fun fact, in DnD elves don't sleep! they "trance" instead, which is a sort of meditative state, and only need to do that for half as long as a non-elf would need to sleep to get a full rest.
@@Inkspeckle fey heritage supremacy
I'd like to imagine that some elves snore in their trance, but because they aren't quite asleep they can hear it.
Headcanon elves pretend to snore to feel included
@@Inkspeckle This explains their sleeping positions in game so much. Thank you.
Astarion: "I'm going to go back to being nocturnal; the sun is overrated!"
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize: of course Astarion doesn't sleep. I know everyone else has already said it, but it didn't hit me until I saw his hands in the trance position.
Wyll sleeping on his side because of his horns is a nice touch
I play origin Wyll and I just faced the consequences of dealing with Harleep the other night, so it hits home
"and so that's why we all have separate tents now..."
Absolutely pissing myself at the idea of Wyll sleep snore-moaning. He's so repressed
Lmao I never thought about it until watching this but, Josh Johnson definitely has Astarion energy in the sexiest way possible
You have no idea how this fits too well and I think the creator knows it too. Gale with the orb in his chest, Wyll with his connection to his patron, and Durge with his bloody dreams.
I need more fan content with the Dragonborn durge with the rest of the crew. (3)
This is a thing of beauty. I have never before seen such perfection. 😂
This had me cackling outside!! 😂 I am so glad this got recommended to me!
I need more fan content with the dragonborn Durge with the rest of the crew. (2)
🎵if i can't get any sleep cause of ya'll, ya'll can't get any sleep cause of me🎵
i can get behind wyll moaning in his sleep honestly. i've heard audio compilations of the companions snoring and most of them make some questionable noises.
We need more Dark Urge being included in the group. He just adds a level of chaos that makes it even more fun.
I have a feeling that I don’t want to know what scares Durge
I rewatch this daily because the memory will hit me when I'm going about my day and I _physically_ need to watch it. I love this so much
im wheezing too hard i cant breathe at that last bit 😭😭😭
Durge just needs to be held.
ダークアージが自身の衝動と父親の影に怯えていても、アスタリオンが楽しく見守ってくれます😂
nah cus everytime i long rest with gale in my party i hear snoring, he’s a snorer
if they all didnt make noises Id want to see what sleeping with 3 large guys is like
As someone with all these sleeping disorders, there is a reason I live alone.
I 100% didnt know we could change the race on durge and kept him as a dragonborn
Elves don't sleep, so Astarion having insomnia makes sense.
I love josh jonson and i love astarion! This is perfect!
Duuuude- BG3 is my absolute favorite game, and Josh Johnson is my absolute favorite comedian. This video just made my day!
Gale eats your magical items in his sleep.
OMG! This is pure gold
One of my favorite video
Josh Johnson x Baldurs gate 3. Thank you!
Someone pls send this to neil 😂
i'm surprised wyll can even sleep in the first place with those big ass horns
Yo this beat kinda fire tho 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
There's no way Wyll can sleep on the side with those horns
I would stand some screaming if it meant I'd be able to sleep with Dragonborn Durge ;)
What a strange crossover... I like it!
I love that. Josh has got some good ones, a lot of good ones.
At the bottom of the bed like a dog is where Astarion belongs
i must have watched this like 30 times already- i love it so much
I love you this is so amazing lol
God this is so incredibly on brand for all the characters, I love this so much
Tag yourself!!
Im Gale in this, had 2 nights in my life where the moment i fell asleep my brain forgot to breathe and i woke up GASPING for air like my life depended on it haha.
Brains are funny.
this was so good!!!!
SO FITTING I DID NOT EXPECT USHER YEAH LMFAOOOOOO
love how you picked gale who is one of the smallest companions
0:54 the fact that it goes hard is fucking funny 😭
😂 this is too hilarious
I'M WEAK
This will never not be funny
The way I have looped this shit 10 times and am still in stitches.
This is hilarious 🤣 also love Josh Johnson
Technically astarion wouldn't have insomnia as being a full elf he would meditate rather than sleep. Hilarious either way!
bg3 and josh johnson is the mashup i didnt know i needed 😅
This is amazing.
Josh Johnson is so fucking funny, I sincerely hope he’s seen this
I'm dead, this is so good :D
I love Josh Johnson comedy skits 😂😂
I WAS NOTT EXPECTING THE SONGHELP
This is the best video of all time 😂😂😂😂
Halsin would have restless leg syndrome.
i love you for that one
Sleep rappers
who's the original comedian? 😂 i need to watch more of that xD
Josh Johnson! I instantly recognized his voice lmao
@@KawaiiKoshka THANK YOU
Found gold.
Wyll is SNORING I knew it was him
I had to spit out my drink at the end it was so funny 😂
Gale, bigger than Wyll. NO
😂😂 im dead! Oh my i needed that.
This... is far too accurate!! xD xD
It is fun also because astarion doesn't sleep at all because elfs don't need to sleep
When you wanna sleep with your guys but they make it a nightmare to try
This is incomprehensibly accurate
I mean. He was not going to be sleeping anyways.
Rule Nr. 2836: do not drink or eat at 0:52 😭😭😭😭
God I love josh Johnson
Man, Astarion's voice in this vid reminds me of CJ in GTA San Andreas
Imma gonna make a beat out of that 😂😂😂😂 it goes too hard
Just like me fr
I thought the video was hilarious some of the freaking comments are hilarious too lolol!! 💜💙
Yooooo this shit killed me
0:55 sounds like it could be a song 😂
It is
Usher ft. Lil Jon & Ludacris - Yeah!
shit that was so fckin funny