The Squire army doesn't have any tanks, so you can't join as tank crew yet. But, if it keeps growing maybe oneday we'll get that Cromwell. Have a look at our website below, and prepare for some more very tanky videos coming soon. www.squire.army
"Concerned that my dog might have ingested a legal document, I rushed to the nearest available veterinary practice, 950kms away in Kazakhstan." LOL! love those letters. Brilliant stuff gents :)
@@SquireComedy So you're telling me that I am now ready to join the glorious Russian army as a tanker? Amazing! Can't be any harder than driving a car, right?
@@SquireComedyConflict-related deaths in Ukraine from 2014 to 2021OHCHR estimates that between 14,200 and 14,400 people, including civilians and military personnel, were killed in relation to that conflict from April 14, 2014, to December 31, 2021. Of them, at least 3,400 were civilians. There you go Hope this helps.
@@SquireComedynow i love your Channel and the work your team puts, i actually though of not tackling the politically but i think that at least i should give some data on what the “other side does”. Well you know other than banning elections ,polls,opposition,free speech, freedom of movement and life , illegalizing the russian language i think 6 years ago... And least in importance banning small associations like the “orthodox church”. Would be a pity if there were orthodox in ukraine ...
I was thinking about donating this because I wanted to make dealing with the inevitable horde of angry Russian bots a bit more pleasant. But then I figured they may just make you laugh? Either way, here you go mate!
@@perfectcell1157 Right you are, even with so little western support support they are already beating Ruzzia. We should really step up support to end the war as soon as possible!
Meh, I enjoyed the cardboard props more. Channels like this, I start to lose interest when the production value gets too high. I enjoy the absurdity of cheap handmade props. As a result, I watch a lot less on this channel than I used to, but to each their own
@@ramonmartinsoto3717Oh yeah, the "rude awakening" is that Russia will whine once more about how they'll use nukes if the west keeps supplying Ukraine.
@@SquireComedy Your showing the British in you. We see four fighter jets and think its an Air show. He's American. He sees four fighter jets and rings his Congressman to complain about where the rest are and why they aren't all Fifth Generation.
Serious point: it’s great seeing you guys doing some contemporary content that’s just as great as your more historical stuff - but the message is even more powerful. Brilliant stuff, always good to see that creators are fine to do stuff like this.
After seeing old Russian tanks in the middle east, they are definitely highly advanced. The second they take incoming fire, the whole turret acts as an ejector seat, and there's even a self destruct to prevent capture. The main gun is also highly accurate, they can almost hit a town at nearly 100 yards away
@ramonmartinsoto3717 better than ruzzian ones! I believe the current ratio is 1,600 orc to 1 nato. I know it's hard to do research when you can't read but the internet is free! Have a good weekend mr.sunflower!
I’m so glad the death of Stalin so accurately portrayed the accents. Had it not been for that movie I wouldn’t know you all went that extra mile to be so authentic.
Surprisingly good, gentlemen! Greetings from Ukraine, a country that is rich in black soil (don't ask why), which dealing with modern russian tankists since 2014.
What's happened with Avdeevka, Bakhmut, Ugledar, Mariupol and thousands smaller town and villages? Where is 50% of Ukrainian population and 25% its of territory? You are so happy because you moved to Poland or you are happy because you managed to cross river Tisa and moved to Romania? Can you name your diller for me. I want to know reasons of your happiness.
@WarspiteDTB You never heard of defence in depth have you vatnik? Well most of you misinformation bots seem to lack a basic understanding of defensive warfare.
@@matterhon-ua It's not. Vatnik is a russian stock character made by a cartoonist who made fun of jingoists. Later the word just applied to all USSR-romanticizing regime supporters.
@@KasumiRINA Oh, interesting, didn't know that. In Ukraine the term is used to make fun of people who believe in russian propaganda, because "vata" means "cotton wool" in East Slavic languages representing what kind of material their brains are made out of
Congratulations Mr English Squire Person. With this video as evidence of successful completion of your training. You are hereby appointed to the grade of Junior Lieutenant (Младший лейтенант) in the Army of the Russian Federation. You have five days to report to your new unit, 3rd Troop, 4th Battalion, 12th Guards Tank Division.
you missed: how fast to get out of a tank, how to run over your comrads, and the being chased around a field by a drone - stamina training. other than that very accurate.
That bit with washing machine hits hard, when my brother was returning back home in Chernihiv region, cars packed with washing machines, microwaves, laptops were smoldering as ruzzians were trying to retreat back in 2022
I've read that russians currently use small squads to push supported by one tank and 1-4 APCs and they're lucky if more than one vehicle comes back I wouldn't bother training people either if that's the default
Nato/Allies: Do you train your tankers? Russia: Yes... but actually no Germany: Yes... but we don't have working tanks for even one brigade. USA: Yes...but we need color tanks for LGBT soldiers. Ukraine: Yes, but we have run out of population to train
In 2008, when Russia invaded Georgia, some Dixie Americans genuinely begun stacking arms and supplies in fear of being invaded from across the Atlantic.
@@NATOenthusiast thanks 🙏 the rebel alliance are really just terrorists trying to disrupt the peace and order that the galactic empire has brought to the galaxy and yet somehow they are portrayed as the good guys
@@Nathan_Yahoo But Sarmat missile is technologically complex missile, if it didn't know what to do, they'll to "talk"with Sarmat... anyway..., Historically Russians know how to "talk" with weapon. Another thing is that Russia taught the Iskander to deceive air defense radars using built-in warhead EW-systems, and hypersonic missiles to fly forward 1300miles and like arrows - penetrate heavy concrete shelters who cover F-16. At the same time, US is still fiddling with 20th century weapons and cannot “teach” anything more complex than ATACMS or Tomahawk to fly. Nor talk about the rest of countries...
10:07 demonstrating the incredible discipline of the russian army, the man calmly accepts his fate to the drone, simply saying "ohf", a russian term for "god bless the motherland".
Wait, Russia has a tank training program? Here I thought they were only doing Russian cosmonaut training by the use of their turrets flying so high into the atmosphere.
This cosmonaut training is not solely Russian, they have a cooperation with the Ukrainians - almost all tanks used by UA are the same turret throwers from Soviet times.
Russian Tank driver: So this is throttle to go forward. How do you break and stop and go backwards ? Russian Tank trainer: Stop? Backwards? No, no you aren’t going to live long enough to know that. Good luck comrade! Russian Tank driver: 😐
1:29 Isn't that also a russian uniform that the POW is wearing. Not that the russians would ever shoot their own people. They would never do such a thing, right? ...ehm right? ...Blya * falls out of window *
To be fair, that IS also a US Army anti aircraft technique as well as anti drone technique. "If not equipped with SAMs fill the air wirh as much lead as possible and a jet might choke"
What? Bro, US is literally a pioneer in anti-drone warfare, in 2018 they recognized the problem and started developing a lot of stuff just for drones. Drones are cooked on a normal battlefield right now, they wouldnt last long in the battlefield against US like they do in Ukraine, in a few years such droness gonna be totally cooked by different wave-emiters, cheaper rockets etc. They are already very visible to the newest radars and the capability gonna improve. Partially its because they started to adapt in the mention 2018, way before the war in ukraine. That's why USA isnt as scared as them as militaries without a similar AA defense.
Squire now being charged with (specifically): Article 7, Subchapter F, Part 234, paragraphs 11-29 'AIDING AND ABETTING A FOREIGN POWER THROUGH ADVANCED TRAINING AND OR TACTICAL ADVISEMENT' Best of luck, lads
little known fact, Zuddenwindowfallski was actually a close friend of a great general Radiationpoisonov, who has captured a whole 100m^2 village with only 3000 casualties! Which of course couldnt have been done without Prisonertorturovich's heroic decision to abandon his squadmates and retreat to tell the artillery to level the ground
Vatnik Today. Love it!!! 😂😂😂 The Blyat Barn was a nice touch, as were the washing machines and toilets. I thoroughly enjoyed the hell outta this. Thanks for the laughs 😂
LMAO! Always fun seeing movies with actors loading shells into tanks, artillery and ship battle guns not understanding how really heavy they are. The real soldiers may have been able to make it look easy, but most were farm boys who grew up tossing 80lb bales of hay onto truck beds with one arm. Seeing that gamer-guy pinned by the shell made me laugh.
I remember my sergeant teaching me field medicine: "the medical instructor is supposed to teach you this but he can't do it now, so here i am. I don't know #### about field medical but here's a landmine. It has a detonator as you can see, if you step onto this thing, you'll die, nobody here, myself included will be able to help you. "
@@Boric78Oh right, because the elite Ukrainian troops have really made allot of progress after the first week in Kursk. And the Ukrainian counteroffensive was so great that the Ruzzians don’t even know that they have lost Crimea.
I wish I had the cash to travel to the UK to be in one of your videos. I could play on old, foul mouthed, cigar chomping, American Sergeant, because I was one. 😅😅
Are you the "Who said that?! Who the fuck said that?! Who's the twinkle toed communist c*cksucker who just signed his own death warrant?!" type of guy?
@@sirboomsalot4902 Russia is allowing Ukraine to push deeper and deeper Russia has used an FAB 3000 so that does mean they are getting serious but Ukraine is falling right for Russias trap.
The Squire army doesn't have any tanks, so you can't join as tank crew yet. But, if it keeps growing maybe oneday we'll get that Cromwell. Have a look at our website below, and prepare for some more very tanky videos coming soon.
www.squire.army
Well, you have to have cardboard tanks, no?
You got to keep making the Russian military Trolling Videos they are hilarious and accurate
Ok, i am considering to join, tell me, whats the squire army about?
@@Edvard-f5fi served in the squire army as a private and all we did was squiring around
Also squire this month is 80th anniversary of Operation Market Garden
"Concerned that my dog might have ingested a legal document, I rushed to the nearest available veterinary practice, 950kms away in Kazakhstan."
LOL! love those letters. Brilliant stuff gents :)
But in Russia there are no problems with veterinary and clinics. Another thing is that it is expensive
@@SimpleHuman-ug8fkyeah it's expensive so he ran away to Kazakhstan to find cheap one
@@xeon39688 He wasn't really looking for a veterinary clinic though
@@SimpleHuman-ug8fk e
Mind you, that was probably not even a lie. They caught him because they knew a russian couldnt afford to.
"I've seen some go as high as 200M, straight up."
xD
😂😂😂 talk about passing with flying colors
Russian armored space program excels at altitudes between 0 and 200 meters! Still working on that last 500 kilometers...
@@looseygoosey25 e
Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee at that point.
Or, as we say in Spain, a Carrero Blanco career.
"High ranking Russian official falls out of window", "Russia gains new submarine after strike" 😆
That field reporter sounds rather talented.
Vladimir Kantelliflyinich.. he’s on his way to a Pulitzer I reckon!
I didn't expect to see you here
As soon as I heard I was like "woah it's animarchy!"
You did a rather splendid job, dear Marchy. When are we gonna get the rest of the disastrous Soviet Aviation Industry?
Oh thank god it was you I thought I was being racist against Australians. Good luck out there.
honestly thought it was you and started searching the comments
“It’s not an Iraqi wedding” got me laughing
Chechen wedding would probably fit better.
Reminded me of the Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse sketches
I nearly suffocated over my dinner with that one..
@@migmit 'Afghan wedding' would have been the most inclusive.
“How do you train a Russian tank crew?”
That’s the neat part, you don’t.
In this 12 minute video, you'll learn everything you'll need on the frontline.
@@SquireComedy So you're telling me that I am now ready to join the glorious Russian army as a tanker? Amazing! Can't be any harder than driving a car, right?
@@Utmanarn basically the same
The neat part is the vodka served. Its served neat.
In Russia, tank trains you!
You captured the RT format style perfectly and it's a shame seemingly nobody else has noticed.
I watched hours of RT for this video.
Their analytics guy's probably really excited about the mega month they've had from English viewership.
@SquireComedy probably hoping that the monetization makes up for the 10 million they just lost on tenet
@@SquireComedy I'm so sorry that you had to endure this.
@@SquireComedyConflict-related deaths in Ukraine from 2014 to 2021OHCHR estimates that between 14,200 and 14,400 people, including civilians and military personnel, were killed in relation to that conflict from April 14, 2014, to December 31, 2021. Of them, at least 3,400 were civilians.
There you go Hope this helps.
@@SquireComedynow i love your Channel and the work your team puts, i actually though of not tackling the politically but i think that at least i should give some data on what the “other side does”.
Well you know other than banning elections ,polls,opposition,free speech, freedom of movement and life , illegalizing the russian language i think 6 years ago...
And least in importance banning small associations like the “orthodox church”.
Would be a pity if there were orthodox in ukraine ...
I stole this and regretfully forgot the source: "Every chapter of Russian history ends with '...and then things got worse...' "
That would be Drachinifel
@@AnimarchyHistory Thanks!
@@AnimarchyHistorygod his videos on the Russian navy are just depressing.
Every history textbook that mentions the existence of Russia?
BlueJay's narration of the Russo-Japanese war was hilarious. I'd definitely check it out
I was thinking about donating this because I wanted to make dealing with the inevitable horde of angry Russian bots a bit more pleasant. But then I figured they may just make you laugh? Either way, here you go mate!
@@Masada1911 could you remind me Who the Hero of ukraine Is ?
@@feliceabbondante5183 probably not the russians considering all the dead civilians
😂😂 Russian bot here
i applaud your humor
@@AndrewEreira-mv1ft again. Thanks so what do you think of Stepan bandera
@@feliceabbondante5183 Remind me how many Ukrainians died in Holodomor.
Russian tank crew jokes never get old, just like Russian tank crews.
That's a good one
LMAO
I like how squire has better equipement for a comedy video than the russians troops have for an actual war
ironic considering the one who has a lack of man power and equipment is ukr
but alright whatever helps you sleep at night bud
@@perfectcell1157 Right you are, even with so little western support support they are already beating Ruzzia. We should really step up support to end the war as soon as possible!
Meh, I enjoyed the cardboard props more. Channels like this, I start to lose interest when the production value gets too high. I enjoy the absurdity of cheap handmade props. As a result, I watch a lot less on this channel than I used to, but to each their own
@@nedreow3722 lmao you are gonna be in for such a rude awakening
@@ramonmartinsoto3717Oh yeah, the "rude awakening" is that Russia will whine once more about how they'll use nukes if the west keeps supplying Ukraine.
This is highly unrealistic
The Imperial Russian Army would never have a T-55 in such good condition
There is no Empire left to host an *Imperial* army lol, now they only have a volunteer army supported with PMCs
@@Surya_AI_Gaming I said it as a joke, since there is little difference between the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union and the Russian Federation
Yeah, you're right I was joking too
@@Surya_AI_Gaming To be fair Russia itself is a joke
And a 3 day training program!!!! 2 days is adequate.
Can't believe Russia's risking such vital information just casually being uploaded to the internet, clearly some form of advanced strategy.
They remain master strategists
Any second now they will send their real forces! Any second now...
@@BloodyCrow__ See!? TACTICS! No wait, that's a shitbox van driving straight into enemy fire
A pair of F-16s that are training here in Iowa just screamed overhead as they were landing. Guess I'll have to watch this all over again.
And here comes the second pair. That's going to really boost your algorithms.
Free airshow? Damn!
@@SquireComedy I understand if you delete the link, just wanted YOU to see I wasn't making it up. Did you copy paste it first?
@@SquireComedy Your showing the British in you. We see four fighter jets and think its an Air show. He's American. He sees four fighter jets and rings his Congressman to complain about where the rest are and why they aren't all Fifth Generation.
@@SquireComedy In the US its called "living next to an Air Force Base."
“How to train a russian tank crew”
Give vodka, give tanker hat, profit.
HET! Give potato! Make vodka on own!
Serious point: it’s great seeing you guys doing some contemporary content that’s just as great as your more historical stuff - but the message is even more powerful. Brilliant stuff, always good to see that creators are fine to do stuff like this.
After seeing old Russian tanks in the middle east, they are definitely highly advanced. The second they take incoming fire, the whole turret acts as an ejector seat, and there's even a self destruct to prevent capture. The main gun is also highly accurate, they can almost hit a town at nearly 100 yards away
Hey remind me again how are Western tanks doing in Ukraine?
@ramonmartinsoto3717 Fairly poorly, I imagine. Shame really, considering most European militaries only have about 5 tanks each
@@lcpltpow5870 Might as well, as far as Ukraine is concerned.
Its actually an early form of Active Protection System, only Russian electronics make Lucas Electric look like chuffing Sony.
@ramonmartinsoto3717 better than ruzzian ones! I believe the current ratio is 1,600 orc to 1 nato. I know it's hard to do research when you can't read but the internet is free! Have a good weekend mr.sunflower!
"In other news, the russian navy has launched a new submarine..."
Oh? Is it a "converted" cruiser or have they decided to refit the carrier?
Launched as in it flew an entire ships length before hitting water?
That Strelkov mustache on squire is peak 😂
I’m so glad the death of Stalin so accurately portrayed the accents. Had it not been for that movie I wouldn’t know you all went that extra mile to be so authentic.
Just like the Romans!
Surprisingly good, gentlemen! Greetings from Ukraine, a country that is rich in black soil (don't ask why), which dealing with modern russian tankists since 2014.
Передавай привет ТЦК :)
What's happened with Avdeevka, Bakhmut, Ugledar, Mariupol and thousands smaller town and villages? Where is 50% of Ukrainian population and 25% its of territory? You are so happy because you moved to Poland or you are happy because you managed to cross river Tisa and moved to Romania? Can you name your diller for me. I want to know reasons of your happiness.
@WarspiteDTB You never heard of defence in depth have you vatnik? Well most of you misinformation bots seem to lack a basic understanding of defensive warfare.
@WarspiteDTB the real question is what happened to 600k+ Russians during the 3 day SMO?
"Vatnik Today"
He also keeps referring to it as tanky school
Pretty cool btw, considering that "vatnyk" is a Ukrainian term, Squire must've done quite a lot of research, he deserves a pat on the back
@@matterhon-ua It's not. Vatnik is a russian stock character made by a cartoonist who made fun of jingoists. Later the word just applied to all USSR-romanticizing regime supporters.
@@KasumiRINA Oh, interesting, didn't know that. In Ukraine the term is used to make fun of people who believe in russian propaganda, because "vata" means "cotton wool" in East Slavic languages representing what kind of material their brains are made out of
@@matterhon-ua hehe😉
It comes from red army padded quilted winter jacket called "Vatnik" or sometimes "Fufaika" or "Kufaika".
"flying colors" 😂
Well...red.
@@SquireComedy Challenged 2 0% turret toss rate surely :D
Congratulations Mr English Squire Person.
With this video as evidence of successful completion of your training. You are hereby appointed to the grade of Junior Lieutenant (Младший лейтенант) in the Army of the Russian Federation. You have five days to report to your new unit, 3rd Troop, 4th Battalion, 12th Guards Tank Division.
He's already flown to Tel Aviv!
1:50 - “It’s not an Iraqi wedding!”
😂
😂😂😂
1:45 really
I was gonna comment that
That got me 😂
0:15 I never though I'd hear Animarchys voice in a squire vid.
Same but it's hilarious 😂
@@patrickhasachannel no crap.
The had LazerPig in a prior vid about WWIII.
“That’s the throttle, and that way is Kiev… Good luck”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣God I about died funniest and most true shit I’ve hear all week
😂😂😂😂
This’ll be good
- Vladimir Putin, February 2022
@@SquireComedyyes
"Hey everyone watch this"
ah, ole patriot mr. zuddenwindowfallski
met with an _accident_
Also, comdrade general strangetastingteaovich
you missed: how fast to get out of a tank, how to run over your comrads, and the being chased around a field by a drone - stamina training. other than that very accurate.
This is almost too accurate to be satire. 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol. Zuddenfalloutofwindowski was quite cheeky
That bit with washing machine hits hard, when my brother was returning back home in Chernihiv region, cars packed with washing machines, microwaves, laptops were smoldering as ruzzians were trying to retreat back in 2022
Squire farming russian bot farm views 😂😂😂
Hey man, they've gotta come from somewhere!
If they are lucky, maybe Russia Today will mistake them as one of their own and fund them.
@@SquireComedyRussian bot here 😂
have been watching squire for a long time 😂
and comedy is comedy
if its funny its usually funny because its real
You're fucking man. As Texas resident I say that // истек срок подписки на повышенную агрессивность, незамедлительно оплатите для дальнейшей работы.
When you deploy a unit at 10% training in hoi4
Love these videos
Nato/Allies: Do you train your tankers? Russia: Yes....but actually no
I've read that russians currently use small squads to push supported by one tank and 1-4 APCs and they're lucky if more than one vehicle comes back
I wouldn't bother training people either if that's the default
Nato/Allies: Do you train your tankers?
Russia: Yes... but actually no
Germany: Yes... but we don't have working tanks for even one brigade.
USA: Yes...but we need color tanks for LGBT soldiers.
Ukraine: Yes, but we have run out of population to train
Ah yes, the famous multi colored US tanks. Is that really the best you can do? Surely there's an actual issue you could have latched onto.
In 2008, when Russia invaded Georgia, some Dixie Americans genuinely begun stacking arms and supplies in fear of being invaded from across the Atlantic.
Remember when that same group was anti-Russia? Those were the days.
@@Commy01 aaaa yes good old days of proper army and proper enemy 🎉❤
It's those city dwellers living at the coast who should be worried. Russia has ramped up their submarine production to an unbelievable scale!
@@VikingTeddy you mean they got more than 2? 😳
I live in what they call "Dixie" and no one thought that. Stop saying silly things for likes.
Don’t be silly, why would a tank crew need a train?
To carry the vast quantities of high quality North Korean ammunition, obviously.
Also, a big shout-out to our good friend Animarchy. He lent his voice for this one, so lend him your subscription. www.youtube.com/@AnimarchyHistory
It took way too long to realize why that Aussie voice sounded familiar.
As a member of NAFO I fully condone this wonderful message - this is absolute gold 😂😂
@Anderson NATO.
@@stevengreen9536No, it’s NAFO!
If it’s one thing the ruzzian bots don’t get, it’s British humour! 🇬🇧🇬🇧
British Ticktaken
As a Ruzzian bot I get british humour and actually find this funny
@@TheRebelAllianceAreTerrorists Well colour me surprised. Also I agree with your username, long live the Galactic Empire.
@@NATOenthusiast thanks 🙏 the rebel alliance are really just terrorists trying to disrupt the peace and order that the galactic empire has brought to the galaxy and yet somehow they are portrayed as the good guys
I love British humour
I`m from Ukraine and soldier, and i can say that all that you show is pretty similar to reality
Tú eres soldado? 🤣🤡
@@sashabohdankovalchykkorcha109 Yeah, and for both sides as I recall
🤡
Before i watch this i want to comment
and say i can already tell this will be a real turret toss up of a video
Who said you can't make the short lives of Russian tank crews funny.
0:40 cant believe wheatley from portal 2 is teaching how to drive tanks.
he would fit right in!
wat
Stop giving the Ruskies training videos! This provides way better and more effective training examples than they ever had.
Calm down, this is video from Ukrainian army training, Russian videos are so secret that it didn't get on net, lol.
@@avadhutagita3741 russian plans are so secret even the sarmat missle didnt know what to do during its test
@@Nathan_Yahoo But Sarmat missile is technologically complex missile, if it didn't know what to do, they'll to "talk"with Sarmat... anyway..., Historically Russians know how to "talk" with weapon.
Another thing is that Russia taught the Iskander to deceive air defense radars using built-in warhead EW-systems, and hypersonic missiles to fly forward 1300miles and like arrows - penetrate heavy concrete shelters who cover F-16. At the same time, US is still fiddling with 20th century weapons and cannot “teach” anything more complex than ATACMS or Tomahawk to fly.
Nor talk about the rest of countries...
That they dont even bother to pretend a russian accent makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂
Use of actual up to date Russian tanks and a caged tank with Russian workmanship is inspired
10:07 demonstrating the incredible discipline of the russian army, the man calmly accepts his fate to the drone, simply saying "ohf", a russian term for "god bless the motherland".
0:01 "Now for something different", love the Monty Python call back!
Wait, Russia has a tank training program? Here I thought they were only doing Russian cosmonaut training by the use of their turrets flying so high into the atmosphere.
This cosmonaut training is not solely Russian, they have a cooperation with the Ukrainians - almost all tanks used by UA are the same turret throwers from Soviet times.
@@SakiniCZbasically all soviets including Czech moderna modification
My only complaint is I can only give a like one time 😉 top job lads
Hahah! Cheers mate!
this is provably better that the actual training
As a bmp driver from a russian backed country what's funny to me is that a lot of this is more true that i think some people realize.
Bro don't get disappeared haha
Russian Tank driver: So this is throttle to go forward. How do you break and stop and go backwards ?
Russian Tank trainer: Stop? Backwards? No, no you aren’t going to live long enough to know that. Good luck comrade!
Russian Tank driver: 😐
1:29 Isn't that also a russian uniform that the POW is wearing. Not that the russians would ever shoot their own people. They would never do such a thing, right? ...ehm right? ...Blya * falls out of window *
blyatt😂😂😂
They were practising being a blocking unit
Somewhere, a Russian officer is scoffing, 'Ridiculous! Our training isn't anywhere near that rigorous!'
It's ukrainian training, the Russian one is more secret.
If Mr bean had an army..
Mr Bean's holiday was actually an invasion of France.
Ha that was too funny. 2:38 you actually went to the effort of putting a surprisingly good, bad, cope cage on there.
Lifting the washing machine 😂😂😂
Epic troll of comrade Vatnik.
"Its not an iraqi wedding"
Im ded.
“Who knows what heights these men will reach… I’ve seen some go 200 meters up” 😂 I’m dying laughing! 😂
To be fair, that IS also a US Army anti aircraft technique as well as anti drone technique. "If not equipped with SAMs fill the air wirh as much lead as possible and a jet might choke"
Same here in Finnish Defense Forces.
What? Bro, US is literally a pioneer in anti-drone warfare, in 2018 they recognized the problem and started developing a lot of stuff just for drones. Drones are cooked on a normal battlefield right now, they wouldnt last long in the battlefield against US like they do in Ukraine, in a few years such droness gonna be totally cooked by different wave-emiters, cheaper rockets etc. They are already very visible to the newest radars and the capability gonna improve. Partially its because they started to adapt in the mention 2018, way before the war in ukraine. That's why USA isnt as scared as them as militaries without a similar AA defense.
2:55 thats actually very funny. I enjoy that kind of dark humor.
No silly they would use an actual washing machine in training, they would use a big wooden box with rocks in it
Theyre too busy taking the processor out of the washing machine for their new high tech public toilet destroyer missiles
Squire now being charged with (specifically): Article 7, Subchapter F, Part 234, paragraphs 11-29 'AIDING AND ABETTING A FOREIGN POWER THROUGH ADVANCED TRAINING AND OR TACTICAL ADVISEMENT'
Best of luck, lads
little known fact, Zuddenwindowfallski was actually a close friend of a great general Radiationpoisonov, who has captured a whole 100m^2 village with only 3000 casualties! Which of course couldnt have been done without Prisonertorturovich's heroic decision to abandon his squadmates and retreat to tell the artillery to level the ground
Ahaha, you make my day 😂 like from Ukrainian armed forces 🇺🇦
this series of videos about russian army is your best work in my opinion.
love it, don't stop.
Ivan Dodgedraftovich, Georgia
“Hope… I mean hop in and head west”
Craziness
20% parody 90% truth 100% russian
Oh, that's a nice tag line.
"No feedback at all" is really funny i think it's very hard to get a signal reception or postal service on the afterlife.😂😂😂
Ending the week on a high note with a Squire upload? I think yes
Vatnik Today. Love it!!! 😂😂😂
The Blyat Barn was a nice touch, as were the washing machines and toilets. I thoroughly enjoyed the hell outta this. Thanks for the laughs 😂
LMAO! Always fun seeing movies with actors loading shells into tanks, artillery and ship battle guns not understanding how really heavy they are. The real soldiers may have been able to make it look easy, but most were farm boys who grew up tossing 80lb bales of hay onto truck beds with one arm. Seeing that gamer-guy pinned by the shell made me laugh.
VatnikToday, that's hilarious 😂
How did they get their hands on the BLAYT MOBILE!?!?!?!?!?!
can we pls talk about the family name of ivan at 0:57 ? i'm laughing my ass of right now xD
at least it was Zudden
@@Chiberia😂😂😂
Dontdrinktheteaski ?
"Zelensky 69" I hit the floor!!!
Only thing you missed out was teaching the Russian crews how to wash their comrades blood out before taking the now holey tank back to the front
Yeah, their holely tank and clothes.
But wont they also be killed by the turret-tossing technolgy of Soviet-Era?
I remember my sergeant teaching me field medicine: "the medical instructor is supposed to teach you this but he can't do it now, so here i am. I don't know #### about field medical but here's a landmine. It has a detonator as you can see, if you step onto this thing, you'll die, nobody here, myself included will be able to help you. "
Squire video being elite as always
Russian tanks- the second greatest armour inside Russia
Indeed Russians 2nd best soldiers in Russia.
@@Boric78 Don't you mean the third?
@@Boric78Oh right, because the elite Ukrainian troops have really made allot of progress after the first week in Kursk. And the Ukrainian counteroffensive was so great that the Ruzzians don’t even know that they have lost Crimea.
@@pigeon4481you’re joking right? Right!??
@@pigeon4481more progress than what Russia makes in Donestk.
The average current Russian tanker has less experience than the average Warthunder grinder
Not going to lie, thought I had my game of squad open because of all the sound effects lol
I wish I had the cash to travel to the UK to be in one of your videos. I could play on old, foul mouthed, cigar chomping, American Sergeant, because I was one. 😅😅
Are you the "Who said that?! Who the fuck said that?! Who's the twinkle toed communist c*cksucker who just signed his own death warrant?!" type of guy?
"Vatnik Today" is such a fantastic name for a news broadcast.
I think this is the most mature video I’ve ever seen you guy do…and I love it.
Wonderful British humour 😂! Love you guys 😂😂
I genuinely love this type of content
Love the videos you guys make!!! You guys are hilarious !!! Love the tank program.
Absolutely Historically accurate
1:05 Ivan and his trusty BT-5
Best channel ever
You guys nailed it hysterical 😂
Their period comedy made them iconic. This modern day setting makes them legendary.
And I thought your ''If Top Gun Maverick was a Russian film'' was a good show of how bad the Russian military was.
It was. Things have only gotten worse for Russia from there.
@Aredel Keep on coping, buddy. Ukraine's already losing in Kursk.
@@tank9085 okay, 2nd best army in Russia.
@@tank9085”Already”? It’s been weeks, and also THEY ARE IN FUCKING KURSK. This is not the own you think it is
@@sirboomsalot4902 Russia is allowing Ukraine to push deeper and deeper Russia has used an FAB 3000 so that does mean they are getting serious but Ukraine is falling right for Russias trap.