“Every student we touch graduates.” To be fair, many graduation ceremonies have the staff shake hands with every graduate as they receive their diploma, so this could well be technically the truth...
@@MrJelly-ox9mz well.... technically only thing you (apparently) need in order to get in Heaven is to believe in Jesus, no matter how good or horrible person you were in life.
James Bernadette yes but you also can be one of the things on the list. I also think the people holding the signs are probably gonna be really mad if someone with the same sign but put Cristian on It they would be giant hypocrites.
1:08 the icon on the left of the highlighted search shows it was a recent search. That means that the person purposefully typed that in and then screenshotted it to make it look like so many other people searched it up that it became a recommended search. That's the real facepalm here.
I have nothing against religion. I've got a friend who is the definition of a good Christian girl (she's religious, she goes to church, she's EXTREMELY nice etc), and even she enjoys shows like Lucifer and Good Omens. Shows that are supposed to be fiction and use the "mythology" parts of religion. If the perfect Christian girl can watch those shows that apparently "promote satanism", why the hell do religious devotees still try to fix the world in their religion's image?
@Righteous ayo, I'm one of those Atheists. My family failed to teach me Christianity, so I've slowly been reading the bible without believing most of it.
What’s funny is as a Christian you learn that everyone has sinned and most probably lied before and for other Christians to have the audacity to put liars is just plain stupid, I guess everyone is going to hell because no way has someone not lie in there life
Lilac Daisy my point is that we were all forgiven by Jesus and that we were given a second chance at life. Those people that are putting up those signs saying hell awaits liars would mean it awaits them too. Jesus wanted us Christians to spread the word of god not tell others that hell awaits them. Sorry you miss interpreted my comment . Also there was sarcasm when I said “ I guess were all going to hell.”
i checked one of the verses on the signs and they took it out of context and completely ignored the part right after it saying exactly what you're saying
No! NoNoNo! Jeezuz shouldn't send Satanists to Hell! That's just giving them what they want! You don't think that the second they get to Hell, It's going to be like a frickin high school reunion for every depraved dead douchebag that ever existed? Yup, Satan is king of karaoke and the keg-stand! Send their sick, sadistic, sin filled souls to Heaven and make them listen to gospel, wearing pastel pink and purple polos and Parker prep school pants while prudish protestant preachers pass out pamphlets promoting punishment for pedophilia and pony porn(Heaven and Hell alike are rife with 'bronies'). The real kicker is that alliteration isn't allowed and all ale is alcohol free. Wow. Struggled with that last one, so I'm done lol. Screw it, I'm going to hell with the party animals, Satanists, sinners, sluts and sexy sixteenth and seventeenth century witches. Sayonara, cyber-samurais. Stay savage!
Yes, but the ones I hate the most are "drivers in (insert state here) are furious about new rule!" And "People born before 1968 are getting a big payout, click here to find out how!"
"Chicken Pox Parties" are a real thing. My mom took me to one when I was little, and she isn't cruel to me. The purpose of a "Chicken Pox Party" is to infect yourself with it, yeah, but then you have everything you need to treat it with and you can have a nice and smooth recovery. You can also only get Chicken Pox once. So now I don't have to worry about getting it. (P.S this was before my mom could afford to being me to the doctor to get vaccines. It was just too expensive for us at the time. I am vaccinated now and living a happy life. I love my mom and she only ever did anything for my best interest.)
The problem here is not the "Chicken Pox Parties" but the fact that anti-vaccines people bring their children to Chicken Pox Parties whereas vaccines use the same concept
When my grandpa got chicken pox my mom was all like, "go hang out with grandpa!" she wanted me to get it younger rather than older because it'd be easier to treat and I wouldn't remember it as much.
@@AspenBurning well if that happens go to your doctor where they will likely tell you to: Take the prescribed pills Get some rest Burn sage in your apartment so the ghosts are addressed Stay away from the number 6 Pass a cat under a bridge Tie a leek to the affected sore But mostly just get sleep
More like most large cats regardless of coats. Leopards and jaguars don't have a solid colour coat but they're called panthers too. Scientifically speaking a panther is any member of the Panthera family which includes cougars, leopards, jaguars, tigers and lions. Most "big cats" are panthers.
3:55 - When I was in first or second grade, I found out that "gay" meant you liked boys. So, seeing as how I liked boys at the time, I would run around with my friends screaming "I'M GAY!" Nobody ever said anything, and I get the feeling that nobody ever told this person either...
What they meant by witches is, "Paganism or wicca"depends of the religion, although they both practice witchcraft, whether its Light magic or Dark or just normal it's still witchcraft! I hope I got most of these right.
There’s no real “normal” witchcraft. Dark magic implies that the magic of witchcraft is used for “evil.” Light magic is things like nature, blessing, and protection charms. It’s not really called witchcraft, that’s mostly what it’s called from people who aren’t actually part of it. Wiccan “witches” are people who practice “witchcraft” for things other than personal gain. They’re a specific group of Pagan people. Witch was a slur then because there *were* pagan people. Depending on who you talk to, some identify themselves as witches and others prefer to just say that they are pagan or whatever they say. Not yelling at you, just trying to give some more accurate info
Your local Anxiety Though some of these dumb Christian cults don’t understand Witchcraft and Paganism, they claim that reading Harry Potter and playing DND are the same thing as a coven performing a ritual (mandatory “Not All Christians” disclaimer)
9:45 its even funnier when you realise that in the show, they watch over a kid that they think is the AntiChrist, but it ends up being the wrong kid the whole time 😂😂
@@CanyonALynn It's literally just lust, unless you're a soulless husk who literally just masturbates in order to get the stuff out of your balls. If you're imagining some sort of sexual experience, then the Bible teaches that that is adultery. Matthew 5:28 (Jesus speaking) "But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." It would be foolish to say that imagining is not looking because you're literally imagining someone doing the thing. I'm not saying that I'm perfect and that I could possibly adhere to everything God says, but that is the point of salvation in Christ. And that's a whole different conversation
Hello. Protestant here. I don't believe the Pope has any authority over anyone's spiritual judgement. I posted my response to the masturbation question above, but I'm not going to follow any man who says he has the ability to forgive sins other than Jesus. (I'm referencing Indulgences). Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God" Then logically, how can someone with sin save someone else who has sinned, and is dead no less? That's literally why Jesus came down to save us, as a man with no sin
@@tomthetank9044 So, what about people who masturbate without imagining anyone in mind? Some people do it to relieve stress, because they're bored or like you said, just get rid if the stuff building up in their balls... And with the verse you stated, you don't have to be masturbating to lust after someone. Just the act of lusting after someone itself can damn someone is how I interpreted that...
Actually pox parties are common because childhood is the safest time to catch chicken pox and they are immune for the rest of their lives it's something people do
"We saw Pokemon Go as a teachable moment for how should people treat real animals" Gianni : Kidnapping them and forcing them to fight? Cock Fighters : *Perhaps.......*
I don't really even understand why they put any religions on the Sign, cuz like Obviously they won't they aren't trying to, but yeah most Wiccans go by Witch and so Witches do exist but it's a much more niche religion, with a lot of misconceptions
@@tsukroffhan Wasn't Halloween basically invented by the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages, I guess for some reason like half the protestants say oh Catholics aren't Christian
10:43 Facepalm to all us grown-ups....but actual legit question for all those youngsters out there who don't know there's such a thing as "looking very much alike." In their minds, that's a twin.
4:59 Seriously though, when the school asks for so many addresses. Like, why the heck they need to know this stuff. I mean, MY ADDRESS, HOME ADDRESS AND MAILING ADDRESS IS THE SAME! Address: Address #2: Street Address: Street Address #2: Mailing Address: Mailing Address #2: Home Address: Home Address #2:
I've had the 'gay' conversation with my mom about her liking men. She keeps saying "Lol I'm gay! I like men!" No Mom, you're not. You're straight. Stop it.
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard We blindly obey God, and there is hardly any evidence he can do anything. The Bible is history, and history is written by the victor
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard I, by no means, wanted to make fun of you and I am sorry that there are people who do. My entire family is Christian, so I learned to respect your beliefs, even if I can't bring myself to share them. Now about the stuff you mentioned. Many of your points seemed to be that our world is "too perfect to be an accident." That however is explained by the so called anthropic principle (I'm not quite sure about the translation, maybe it's not accurate). There are approximately 20 billion planets in the milky way. Yet non of them have shown any signs of life, so maybe life is just an exceptionally rare phenomenon. Now imagine the earth wasn't so perfect. Imagine just one of the things you mentioned was different. If that was the case, we would most likely not be here. But if that was the case, who would know? If life never blossomed on earth, how could we question why our world seems perfect for us. If it wasn't, we would not be here to question why it is. Anyway, I, too wish you a good night and a happy life.
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard And what about christianity? How do you know for sure that those events even took place? What's the difference between an almighty entity that mysteriously created everything in like 5 days and a huge cosmic explosion that started a plethora of events which led up to today?
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard That was not quite what I wanted to imply. I was basically trying to counter your arguments, by saying, that if things weren't as perfect, as they are, you couldn't even ask why they are, because you would not exist.
@RealMartialNova if Hitler was a Christian extremist then why would he kill jehovah's witnesses as those are Christians too. I would actually like to see an article on that🤔 because that's actually interesting
I know this comment was a long time ago but yes I was super confused. Catholics are Christians. it's just a branch, like Baptist, Lutheran, etc. like whaaa
Surely, a forgiving God who loves everyone, would *not* send people to hell simply because they aren't sure they exist. If they do exist, I'm sure they're heavily facepalming.
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard Or more like - a perfectly peaceful person who doesn't put his trust in the goverment but also doesn't do anything against it and then you go and put him in jail simply because you can
My grandmothers think LGBTQ is wrong. 2 of my cousins are part of that community. They also don't like conversion therapy and my church is making a petition to ban in Alberta/Canada. I am not apart of the LGBTQ community but I think we should all have rights.
I love how openly supportive y'all of the LGBTQ+ community. Alot of youtubers aren't so open about it because of controversy or fear of being perceived as gay, so it's a nice change of pace
9:57 that's from the Philippines where i came from When the ones responsible for that were asked why they did that they said it's faster to cement the whole road in one go rather than one side first and the other one the next day since they're using quick dry cement ╮(￣_￣)╭ The moment the cement dried there's a lot of dog paw marks on the road😂😂
About a month ago I was having a conversation with my dad and a friend of his. Long story short they had never heard of a narwhal, and never knew of their existence.
9:16 Only way i can think someone could be a single mom and a virgin is in a situation where their parents have died and they are raising their younger sibling/family member.
10:14 okay boys this is the moment we've all been waiting for, time to do the real life floor is lava
emkay hand has trained its entire life for this LET'S GO!!!!!!!
Why not just fly?
Huh thats in the philippines
@@Senalbedo yeah, why not just turn on airplane mode and become a plane human hybrid? those low-lives never learn.
Sino dito filipino
3:04
Damien: "Couldn't tell the difference."
Damien, immediately afterwards: "Thought it was two different people."
Listen, it's just a big brain moment, dw about it
Hol up with the glasses has green eyes and the other has blue eyea
They are 2 different people, thanks to the guy above me
Thelittleninjadude awsome yes Indeed
That was sarcasm :/
“Every student we touch graduates.”
To be fair, many graduation ceremonies have the staff shake hands with every graduate as they receive their diploma, so this could well be technically the truth...
stardf29 true but that man is the president of Kent State University and I was literally there today and saw him give a speech. I’m dying
@@averykissler409 this is dESTINY...........
not unless they quit
sauce for your pfp plz?
EVERY TIME
Huge list of people of *HELL AWAITS*
...including "good people"
What??
My guess is it's from that quote "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for GOOD MEN to do nothing."
But yeah, still stupid xD
@@dianacasillas5955 Sometimes I just don't reach the necessary level of mental gymnastics needed to understand these kind of people xD
So basically every one goes to hell
@@MrJelly-ox9mz well.... technically only thing you (apparently) need in order to get in Heaven is to believe in Jesus, no matter how good or horrible person you were in life.
James Bernadette yes but you also can be one of the things on the list. I also think the people holding the signs are probably gonna be really mad if someone with the same sign but put Cristian on It they would be giant hypocrites.
1:08 the icon on the left of the highlighted search shows it was a recent search. That means that the person purposefully typed that in and then screenshotted it to make it look like so many other people searched it up that it became a recommended search. That's the real facepalm here.
Don't ruin the fun for the 9 year olds lmao
True.... I never noticed that. Wow, I’m dumb
they could have cropped the arrow in and then did the whole color match thing to hide it
That’s not even that hard to edit out
I noticed and came down to see if anyone else noticed. I think ur the only one
I have nothing against religion. I've got a friend who is the definition of a good Christian girl (she's religious, she goes to church, she's EXTREMELY nice etc), and even she enjoys shows like Lucifer and Good Omens. Shows that are supposed to be fiction and use the "mythology" parts of religion. If the perfect Christian girl can watch those shows that apparently "promote satanism", why the hell do religious devotees still try to fix the world in their religion's image?
Red Red *i heard Lucifer and good omens*
@Righteous not all Christians are like that tho
@Righteous ayo, I'm one of those Atheists. My family failed to teach me Christianity, so I've slowly been reading the bible without believing most of it.
Did she ever watched God, The Devil and Bob?
Because I'd honestly would like to know what she thinks of it.
They'd probably say she's not a real Christian
0:01
Looks like a mannequin trying so hard to be human
@@drilerr r/Ihavereddit
Don't all mannequins do that
seems legit
That was exactly my thought lol
I'd say not even really trying, don't you think?
01:00
"I don't do WiFi" sounds like it's a drug
No thanks i think ill pass on wifi ✋😐
22 jumpstreet vibes
If it is a drug then I'm addicted
You ever see 22 Jump street my man?
Good Enough Gamer this guy gets it
"what is the capital of washington dc?"
has a clock there
which means he has searched for that...
I noticed that to
oof....
awwwwwwwwwww Love your vids they always make me and my girlfriend's day :D
oof size large
Oooooof
"Why 2020 will be the best year ever" "Why 2020 will be a horrible year" "well which is it?!"
The 2nd one... Sadly
and you from 7 months ago did know the extant of that truth yet !!
@@cookingcommander yes
What’s funny is as a Christian you learn that everyone has sinned and most probably lied before and for other Christians to have the audacity to put liars is just plain stupid, I guess everyone is going to hell because no way has someone not lie in there life
Everyone is NOT going to hell, you've lied before, you've sinned, are you going to hell?
Lilac Daisy my point is that we were all forgiven by Jesus and that we were given a second chance at life. Those people that are putting up those signs saying hell awaits liars would mean it awaits them too. Jesus wanted us Christians to spread the word of god not tell others that hell awaits them. Sorry you miss interpreted my comment .
Also there was sarcasm when I said “ I guess were all going to hell.”
@@hxaza If they don't repent.
The interesting thing about the first sign is that it included Good People in the list of people going to hell
wtf
i checked one of the verses on the signs and they took it out of context and completely ignored the part right after it saying exactly what you're saying
“Satanists will go to hell”
Hmmmmm yes
The floor here is made out of floor
Hmm yes, this plastic bottle is made of plastic
Hmmmmm yes a cup is made out of cup
...or is IT?
@@CantComprehendShadows **vsauce plays**
No!
NoNoNo!
Jeezuz shouldn't send Satanists to Hell!
That's just giving them what they want!
You don't think that the second they get to Hell,
It's going to be like a frickin high school reunion for every depraved dead douchebag that ever existed? Yup, Satan is king of karaoke and the keg-stand!
Send their sick, sadistic, sin filled souls to Heaven and make them listen to gospel, wearing pastel pink and purple polos and Parker prep school pants while prudish protestant preachers pass out pamphlets promoting punishment for pedophilia and pony porn(Heaven and Hell alike are rife with 'bronies'). The real kicker is that alliteration isn't allowed and all ale is alcohol free. Wow. Struggled with that last one, so I'm done lol.
Screw it, I'm going to hell with the party animals, Satanists, sinners, sluts and sexy sixteenth and seventeenth century witches.
Sayonara, cyber-samurais. Stay savage!
7:22 almost as good as "nasa frantically announces mission to earth's core after accidentally launching rocket upside down"
They just ate the onion
emkay hand enjoys that headline
i epic [bad game] gamer player, like dis too.
@@championhorse8877 😂😂😂
@@EmKay 👌
12:18 He literally just changed his name to exactly the same thing but in ungrammatical Japanese.
Yeah
It’s even funnier when you realize that tomatoes are actually a fruit by technicality.
Yep
People's saying fruits don't belong in pizza are stupid or illetrate or unawair, pineapple on pizza is good br9
@@rithwikadwik4143 here we have this subreddits next top post
Anyone else hate those “you won’t believe” things?
They do it just to get clicks even though it’s probably a bad article
*You won't believe* how much I hate those "You won't believe" things.
Yes, but the ones I hate the most are "drivers in (insert state here) are furious about new rule!"
And
"People born before 1968 are getting a big payout, click here to find out how!"
You won’t believe what I did to my dog!
You wouldn't beleive how many people agree with this statement
"Chicken Pox Parties" are a real thing. My mom took me to one when I was little, and she isn't cruel to me.
The purpose of a "Chicken Pox Party" is to infect yourself with it, yeah, but then you have everything you need to treat it with and you can have a nice and smooth recovery. You can also only get Chicken Pox once. So now I don't have to worry about getting it.
(P.S this was before my mom could afford to being me to the doctor to get vaccines. It was just too expensive for us at the time. I am vaccinated now and living a happy life. I love my mom and she only ever did anything for my best interest.)
The problem here is not the "Chicken Pox Parties" but the fact that anti-vaccines people bring their children to Chicken Pox Parties whereas vaccines use the same concept
yeah my mom told me about how if someone in class got it everyone would have play dates with them. I also posted about this.
you still might get shingles tho
When my grandpa got chicken pox my mom was all like, "go hang out with grandpa!" she wanted me to get it younger rather than older because it'd be easier to treat and I wouldn't remember it as much.
@@AspenBurning well if that happens go to your doctor where they will likely tell you to:
Take the prescribed pills
Get some rest
Burn sage in your apartment so the ghosts are addressed
Stay away from the number 6
Pass a cat under a bridge
Tie a leek to the affected sore
But mostly just get sleep
5:40
The term "panther" describes any large cat with a solid-colored coat. So technically the other guy isn't exactly wrong for asking the question.
Mecha Mecha stfu nurd
Starzone88 its called SARCASM
Starzone88 lol
@@shaunclarke04 spelling something wrong whether intentional or not isn't sarcasm....
More like most large cats regardless of coats. Leopards and jaguars don't have a solid colour coat but they're called panthers too. Scientifically speaking a panther is any member of the Panthera family which includes cougars, leopards, jaguars, tigers and lions. Most "big cats" are panthers.
7:19 as a resident of Salem, Ma I can say that witch iconography is still a very big part of the culture here (not the killing part tho)
Normal people: "Long Ago"
Damien: *"BeFoRe TiMeS"*
0,0000025 seconds after EmKay uploads:
Me: SPEED I AM
No Yoda, you are
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie we meet again...
@Master Yoda you thought it was yoda but it is me DIO
Sooo... 25 seconds after he uploads?
@@biscuitsbunchanumbers that's not how math works
Foundation lady looks like a china doll who was becoming human but stopped midway
Or one of those wax mannequins lol
r/rareinsults
Foundation lady I'm--
Yeah.
@ElectroDreamy kara?
3:55 - When I was in first or second grade, I found out that "gay" meant you liked boys. So, seeing as how I liked boys at the time, I would run around with my friends screaming "I'M GAY!" Nobody ever said anything, and I get the feeling that nobody ever told this person either...
“Witches? What are you from Salem?”
Me who practices modern witchcraft: haha...yes
3:07 notice how the guy's eyes actually change colors ?
yea.
oooh cool glasses
It’s the same guys who met at the consort
Clark Kent got away with it
3:51 does that mean EVERY PERSON who is exclusively attracted to girls can call themselves lesbian?
It's the type of shit I hear 14 year olds saying as they walk around my town.
Me and my guy friend are both lesbians then??? I'll tell him when I see him tonight
as a lesbian i can confirm if you like girls exclusively you are a lesbian
@@wingsofruin Holy shit! Then I'm a giant fucking lesbian!
Yes 🥺
Infographics show: 2020 will be great
2020: *_Ima do what's called a pro gamer move_*
Communist FBI noob gamer move
Communist FBI no 2020 says "Coronavirus"
1:52 Somebody might need to tell him that tomato is a fruit
It's actually both xD
#facepalm
@@anhadorigamichannel9800 why that, it is a fruit
@@anhadorigamichannel9800 Botanists say it is.
@@tonypeppermint5329 Yes, technically it's a fruit, but in cooking, it's a veggie. So it's both, just like eggplants, zucchini, etc etc
8:07 That's actually an amazing sculpture. That shit looks like something the romans would put into their cities in the depths of antiquity. 10/10
"I got perma banned from Wikipedia"
*Cave man 100*
the comments broke for a sec on my screen so all i could see, was
*CAVE MAN 100*
What they meant by witches is, "Paganism or wicca"depends of the religion, although they both practice witchcraft, whether its Light magic or Dark or just normal it's still witchcraft! I hope I got most of these right.
There’s no real “normal” witchcraft. Dark magic implies that the magic of witchcraft is used for “evil.” Light magic is things like nature, blessing, and protection charms. It’s not really called witchcraft, that’s mostly what it’s called from people who aren’t actually part of it.
Wiccan “witches” are people who practice “witchcraft” for things other than personal gain. They’re a specific group of Pagan people.
Witch was a slur then because there *were* pagan people. Depending on who you talk to, some identify themselves as witches and others prefer to just say that they are pagan or whatever they say.
Not yelling at you, just trying to give some more accurate info
@@luniticarmor6843 Ah thank you! See I'm quite young as I'm only 12. I'm only new to witchcraft so.. But thank you for giving me the information!
Your local Anxiety of course, it’s been in my family for generations so I know more than most people, even though I’m agnostic lol
Your local Anxiety Though some of these dumb Christian cults don’t understand Witchcraft and Paganism, they claim that reading Harry Potter and playing DND are the same thing as a coven performing a ritual (mandatory “Not All Christians” disclaimer)
9:45 its even funnier when you realise that in the show, they watch over a kid that they think is the AntiChrist, but it ends up being the wrong kid the whole time 😂😂
1:09 it shows the clock meaning that they INTENTIONALLY searched that to get internet points.
4:27
Me: “HA! That’s um, comedy right there...”
I think I know which one
0:43
"Good people"
Hell awaits
????????????????
Right? Like okay then, I'll just assume you aren't and Satan is the good guy then. Sounds about right.
i love how damien was confused about the word Netizen cause honestly idk why we call it that either
citizen of the internet, netizen. It's a portmanteau.
I think people used that term more in the mid 90s to early 2000s
That's why it's more fun in the Philippines
100 layers of Foundation?
She looks like she belongs in the SCP Foundation
She looks like on of those cpr training dummies
0:33 remember when the POPE said masturbation is not a sin?
Well just because he's the pope, he can't just rewrite the bible but... ua-cam.com/video/QEPHLPmt914/v-deo.html
If he sings this I'm all for it
@@true_neutral3378 Just curious: Where in the bible does it talk about masturbation?
@@CanyonALynn It's literally just lust, unless you're a soulless husk who literally just masturbates in order to get the stuff out of your balls. If you're imagining some sort of sexual experience, then the Bible teaches that that is adultery. Matthew 5:28 (Jesus speaking) "But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." It would be foolish to say that imagining is not looking because you're literally imagining someone doing the thing. I'm not saying that I'm perfect and that I could possibly adhere to everything God says, but that is the point of salvation in Christ. And that's a whole different conversation
Hello. Protestant here. I don't believe the Pope has any authority over anyone's spiritual judgement. I posted my response to the masturbation question above, but I'm not going to follow any man who says he has the ability to forgive sins other than Jesus. (I'm referencing Indulgences). Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God" Then logically, how can someone with sin save someone else who has sinned, and is dead no less? That's literally why Jesus came down to save us, as a man with no sin
@@tomthetank9044 So, what about people who masturbate without imagining anyone in mind? Some people do it to relieve stress, because they're bored or like you said, just get rid if the stuff building up in their balls... And with the verse you stated, you don't have to be masturbating to lust after someone. Just the act of lusting after someone itself can damn someone is how I interpreted that...
1:55 he got that one wrong as well, tomatoes are actually fruit
Actually pox parties are common because childhood is the safest time to catch chicken pox and they are immune for the rest of their lives it's something people do
7:28, They replied to The Onion which is parody news (fake news), that's the facepalm. Or is it the fact that you can't tell the difference anymore.
mgunter EXACTLY, it’s satire news.
The Onion is the only news organisation that can be trusted.
r/atetheonion
yes that's what he said?
@@SirFailsalot91 Yep.
A lemousine went past me today and i thought: wow, a lamborghini
Wow
killer qween bwites za dwusto
Too be fair, there have been Limo Lambos
The fuck?
@@rorakee pretty sure that's Deadly Queen or perhaps Murderous Monarch if you will
"We saw Pokemon Go as a teachable moment for how should people treat real animals"
Gianni : Kidnapping them and forcing them to fight?
Cock Fighters : *Perhaps.......*
8:33 Ford is not the mayor of Toronto he is the Premier of Ontario - Signed: a Real Canadian
Hoping someone noticed
Signed-Another Real Canadian
Yea I noticed this too - Signed: another real Canadian
11:48
i like how 117 people tried helping him and 600 people practically laughed at him and continued their day normally
“Ford is the mayor of Toronto” Ford is the premier of Ontario CHEIF
Premier is a Chevy trim level XD
his brother was mayor of toronto... aka also ford...
sail bruh I know I literally live here. that article is in reference to Doug Ford. His brother died like 5 years ago
@@brittany477 "CHEIF"?
@@sail491 The guy is right
5:58 You know that's gta V right?
JODAKAN0815 thats what i was thinking
JODAKAN0815 You know it actually isn't, right?
@@Apocryptoz you know it actually is right...... oh nvm
AYELOOX yee..
So when the protest sign said no w
"Witches", they probably meant wiccans or pagans, a basically neo viking religion. *the more you know*
I was bouta comment damien doesnt know about an entire religious circle 😂
I've been Wiccan for a few years now.
I don't really even understand why they put any religions on the Sign, cuz like Obviously they won't they aren't trying to, but yeah most Wiccans go by Witch and so Witches do exist but it's a much more niche religion, with a lot of misconceptions
I mean, in Salem they protest Halloween every year. How surprised are you?
@@tsukroffhan Wasn't Halloween basically invented by the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages, I guess for some reason like half the protestants say oh Catholics aren't Christian
10:43 Facepalm to all us grown-ups....but actual legit question for all those youngsters out there who don't know there's such a thing as "looking very much alike." In their minds, that's a twin.
4:59 Seriously though, when the school asks for so many addresses. Like, why the heck they need to know this stuff. I mean, MY ADDRESS, HOME ADDRESS AND MAILING ADDRESS IS THE SAME!
Address:
Address #2:
Street Address:
Street Address #2:
Mailing Address:
Mailing Address #2:
Home Address:
Home Address #2:
1:53 A tomato is actually a fruit.
Though culinarily it is a vegetable
@@gavinbrown216 Ahh, but scientifically it is a fruit
@@gavinbrown216 Yeah science wins here. Any after-flowering consumable plant with seeds is a fruit.
Mkate Wauzima I am aware of that and believe that in most cases it should be called a fruit, I just wanted to share some information
thats the point lol
7:28, their peeling away at my last braincells, the onion never ceases to amaze
Isnt the onion the one that makes fake articles and thats the whole point
1:08 They searched it before so it looks like a recommendation. That’s a fake one.
*I-I too stutter while typing.*
I've had the 'gay' conversation with my mom about her liking men. She keeps saying "Lol I'm gay! I like men!"
No Mom, you're not. You're straight. Stop it.
One time when I was playing a dumb rpg game there was a deal that said “was $100 -> now $99.99”
And plus tax
Ooooof
you save 1 cent.
Stonks
12:20 the person's japanese name still translates to the same thing.
I was going to post this if nobody else had.
That makes it funnier
8:00 I actually recognised the art, she's amazing! I forgot her name but I follow her on insta, love her work
The Phelps twins proving how much they were Fred & George irl (before the witch decided to kill Fred off).
7:18 hey, just so ya know, Wiccans who practice witchcraft still refer to themselves as witches (male and female)
3:11 Ok but hear me out, I'm raised Christian and that is Christianity.
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard We blindly obey God, and there is hardly any evidence he can do anything. The Bible is history, and history is written by the victor
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard Would you be willing to present your findings?
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard I, by no means, wanted to make fun of you and I am sorry that there are people who do. My entire family is Christian, so I learned to respect your beliefs, even if I can't bring myself to share them. Now about the stuff you mentioned.
Many of your points seemed to be that our world is "too perfect to be an accident." That however is explained by the so called anthropic principle (I'm not quite sure about the translation, maybe it's not accurate).
There are approximately 20 billion planets in the milky way. Yet non of them have shown any signs of life, so maybe life is just an exceptionally rare phenomenon. Now imagine the earth wasn't so perfect. Imagine just one of the things you mentioned was different. If that was the case, we would most likely not be here. But if that was the case, who would know? If life never blossomed on earth, how could we question why our world seems perfect for us. If it wasn't, we would not be here to question why it is.
Anyway, I, too wish you a good night and a happy life.
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard And what about christianity? How do you know for sure that those events even took place? What's the difference between an almighty entity that mysteriously created everything in like 5 days and a huge cosmic explosion that started a plethora of events which led up to today?
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard That was not quite what I wanted to imply. I was basically trying to counter your arguments, by saying, that if things weren't as perfect, as they are, you couldn't even ask why they are, because you would not exist.
1:54 It's even funier couse tomato is a fruit
At this point I wonder if it's a troll lol
@@solarsystemresident it propobaly is
Calypso Pénélope Can’t tell, but I assume yeah.
...
@@stas7378 more specifically, a tomato is a berry
😂🤣 weird, eh?
7:07 is the extreme Christian group known as the Westboro Baptist Church
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard I agree
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard in my eyes they are loonys
If they were really Christians they wouldn't be protesting as god doesn't want Christians going out on hate marches
@RealMartialNova if Hitler was a Christian extremist then why would he kill jehovah's witnesses as those are Christians too. I would actually like to see an article on that🤔 because that's actually interesting
person: we also eat thats another thing we have in common!
person with eating disorder (like anorexia): *are you SURE ABOUT THAT*
0:26 as a Christian, I can safely say, WHAT THE ACTUAL- CATHOLICS? THEYRE LITERALLY ALMOST THE SAME THING WTF AND LIKE ALL OF THOSE THINGS ARE NORMAL
These people are dumb....
I know this comment was a long time ago but yes I was super confused. Catholics are Christians. it's just a branch, like Baptist, Lutheran, etc. like whaaa
4:53
Oh Jeez, Emkay it's P-S-A-T not PSAT
I’ve never heard anyone in my life pronounce it as one singular word
@@stephaniesummer2663 same
7:25
r/atetheonion
we need more of this.
7:14
"Witches" are people in paganism, they call themselves witches.... Idk y I just know that part cuz my dad is pagan
"daddy of the year award maybe" had me dead
The facepalm at 9:15 is how reddit forgot adoption is a thing
0:42 „good people - hell awaits“
me: sees thumbnail
also me: i’ll take your entire stock
"a fanatical cult that demands blind faith and unproven theory as absolute truth"
... Sooooo, like every religions out there?
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard your username makes me feel uncomfortable.
Anyone else feeling a ton of nostalgia just from seeing the old UA-cam UI in this shot? ->9:13
just a quick note- modern witchcraft is a thing, it's not all "hocus pocus" or anything, but it does exist and is practiced
Kat Markus
Yeah and most witches are pretty chill and just wanna do there own thing so I don’t see why they should go to hell.
I feel like eating cup noodles on a plate after this video
Surely, a forgiving God who loves everyone, would *not* send people to hell simply because they aren't sure they exist. If they do exist, I'm sure they're heavily facepalming.
@Ketchup Flavored Mustard Or more like - a perfectly peaceful person who doesn't put his trust in the goverment but also doesn't do anything against it and then you go and put him in jail simply because you can
1:46 gAwSh wHo tOlD U tHaT? *inhales* BOIIII!
9:20 Damien, my dude adoption exists
My grandmothers think LGBTQ is wrong. 2 of my cousins are part of that community. They also don't like conversion therapy and my church is making a petition to ban in Alberta/Canada. I am not apart of the LGBTQ community but I think we should all have rights.
Thumbnail:
Me: No they're not, the sign *was* white and *now* it's red...
*Please for the love of god tell me the what the background song is, i will die a happy man if someone tells me!*
It is the Cuphead Devil's OST, I think it is called the Die House
Here it is m.ua-cam.com/video/FU_EWRIrhu4/v-deo.html
@@MrVodka-wb1tw tysm
It's extra guac beak nasty
Esteban Rodrigo Campos Orihuela went on the link everyone in the comments know emkay and are talking about him
I love how openly supportive y'all of the LGBTQ+ community. Alot of youtubers aren't so open about it because of controversy or fear of being perceived as gay, so it's a nice change of pace
10:28 this isn't a face palm, this is a minecraft man getting disappointed at himself
9:48 I can just imagine God, His angels, and everyone else in Heaven collectively facepalming.
As a Christian I don’t advocate for death of sinners or disbeliefers , Jesus told us to love those who Prosecute , and those who wish to do you harm
What about those who believe but consider god a absolute douchebag like me?
Agreed.
Jesus must have had one hell of a domination fetish...
wait so people who don't believe in god are prosecutors and people who wish to do you harm? yeah no.
3:56
I hate that this man stans Fromis9, but also “Fun” is a great song. Go listen to it! Lol
Oh?
5:34 IS NOBODY GOING TO ADDRESS THE HELL SPAWN IN THE PICTURE ON THE RIGHT
2:12
1. Always true for humans.
2. Not if ur stillborn
3. Idk, my mom said some kid in africa ain't got any food.
4. Fair.
0:53 gamers don't die, they respawn
Day 118 of commenting until Damien releases a laughing ASMR
You're doing God's work madlad
@@anormalweeb5809 thankyou m8 I plan to continue
*”Muslims: HELL AWAISTS”*
me: **sadness noises**
*”all gamers go to heaven”*
me: *party in heaven*
Wtf?
If both you go to purgatory but I go over heaven
9:57 that's from the Philippines where i came from
When the ones responsible for that were asked why they did that they said
it's faster to cement the whole road in one go rather than one side first and the other one the next day since they're using quick dry cement ╮(￣_￣)╭
The moment the cement dried there's a lot of dog paw marks on the road😂😂
About a month ago I was having a conversation with my dad and a friend of his. Long story short they had never heard of a narwhal, and never knew of their existence.
9:16 Only way i can think someone could be a single mom and a virgin is in a situation where their parents have died and they are raising their younger sibling/family member.
Artificial insemination is also a thing.
7:14 The sign says witches. WITCHES! I am expecting forks and torches! XD
"Ahh, the old Crack n Dash.. Fun times"
9:19 you can be a single mom without giving birth... It's called adoption
My 5th grade teacher was looking for toys for her unborn daughter. She found something that was originally $5, but it was brought way down to $4.99
This is completely normal. The store has had a computer drop every thing from $10 - $5 to $4.99.
6:00 "they sit in the fuel tanks I don't think that's safe chief"
*Laughs in Soviet aircraft*