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  • @cinnarey6789
    @cinnarey6789 5 років тому +1176

    once i was chatting online and someone asked me that same question "have you ever been out of the country " i said " yep three times, California, flordia and mexico" they called me a idiot and said ive been out of the country only once then.
    i live in Canada

  • @okcool5426
    @okcool5426 5 років тому +4131

    Damien: *refuses to reveal where he hid slazo’s body*
    Everyone: alright then, keep your secrets

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому +18

      Alrighty then.

    • @critical_shish
      @critical_shish 5 років тому +144

      Damiens kill list:
      -Slazo(dead)
      -every other UA-camr so he's the only one left(alive)
      Damien: alright, time to kill Vanoss, no one will find the body's.

    • @muhdnurhaqim3053
      @muhdnurhaqim3053 5 років тому +12

      Slazo sounds like skizzo

    • @Hannah-ds2bl
      @Hannah-ds2bl 5 років тому +42

      i thought this died a loooong time ago 🙄

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 5 років тому +37

      @@Hannah-ds2bl There are just some things people never leave alone.

  • @anikinsgamer4597
    @anikinsgamer4597 5 років тому +271

    4:00
    Actually, the bones on display of dinosaurs are really plaster recreations as the bones would break if they had iron bars shot through it.

  • @doreenedwards1139
    @doreenedwards1139 5 років тому +324

    I fear nothing,
    *Hears Damien speak backwards @**6:45*
    But that thing, it scares me.

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 5 років тому +9

      Off school sick uh sam

    • @miaflores9446
      @miaflores9446 5 років тому +8

      It makes me extremely uncomfortable , mostly cause i think of satanic stuff when i hear the reversed talking anywhere really. lol i just prefer if theycould just bleep it or just blank it out no word or noise lol

    • @huggleston6936
      @huggleston6936 5 років тому +3

      nothing beats a good TF2 reference

    • @hajfa2119
      @hajfa2119 5 років тому +2

      i hear "sick as ham"

    • @villa7624
      @villa7624 5 років тому

      Emkay was vagineer confirmed?

  • @Luigicat11
    @Luigicat11 5 років тому +243

    3:59
    "Do you have proof of that claim?"
    Well, there's tons, but with a potato peeler and some patience, I can prove it directly if you'd like.

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 5 років тому +15

      just insert idiot's hand *A* into boiling pot of water *B* wait until flesh has completely evaporated off and you're done you should now have proof to show the idiot :)

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 5 років тому +11

      @@matthewmac5787 And here I am just thinking that they could exhume a dead body.

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 5 років тому +8

      @Action Jackson Where's the fun in that?

    • @Apexistant
      @Apexistant 5 років тому +8

      He could Show it first Hand to her... Literally

    • @ballsack123
      @ballsack123 5 років тому

      °-°

  • @coolgaming2462
    @coolgaming2462 5 років тому +95

    Car salesman: *slaps roof of car*
    Car salesman: This baby has the force of 400 zebras.

    • @congratulationsmerry6386
      @congratulationsmerry6386 3 роки тому

      sorry sir but i saw one with 769 donkeystrength

    • @Aatell764
      @Aatell764 3 роки тому

      Fun fact a Zebra is a kind of Donkey I have no idea who is stronger though

    • @zamonolita
      @zamonolita 3 роки тому

      Me: *BOUGHT!*

  • @jaxhollywood9804
    @jaxhollywood9804 5 років тому +356

    "My husband is white that's why you can't see his shadow"
    Yes because that's exactly how shadows work

    • @JULIE-bd8tt
      @JULIE-bd8tt 5 років тому +20

      *black person and white person, outside*
      ay yo jon, look at that shadow lol lookin like a bird
      jon, who is white: *steve i told you, so many times, i cannot have a shadow*

    • @ratsmacker2373
      @ratsmacker2373 5 років тому +3

      Stupidity is killing me

    • @kyocera1618
      @kyocera1618 4 роки тому +1

      It Isn't?

    • @potatoj.4011
      @potatoj.4011 4 роки тому +1

      then why do ninjas wear black? [Top 10 questions that science still can't answer]

    • @stuchly1
      @stuchly1 4 роки тому +1

      Well, obviously. 😂😂😂

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 5 років тому +2834

    Girl in my class asked my professor if other countries have Moons...
    r/facepalm...

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 5 років тому +62

      I mean it kinda makes sense. America owns the moon so maybe Russia owns some moon in Jupiter or britian owns some artifical moon. You never know

    • @BrainPowerSubs
      @BrainPowerSubs 5 років тому +6

      @Lauren Perfetto america

    • @TsuraraOikawa-chan
      @TsuraraOikawa-chan 5 років тому +45

      well, I live in Singapore and we do not have moons but we have two suns

    • @luigithesnicker
      @luigithesnicker 5 років тому +5

      What

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 5 років тому +6

      @@TsuraraOikawa-chan see if Singapore owns two suns then some other country could own a moon in Jupiter or a asteroid. Just like America owns the moon, Singapore owns 2 suns, maybe some other country could own a planet.

  • @dnddude9652
    @dnddude9652 5 років тому +408

    “I’m playing video games, look at me being a nerd”
    Later...
    “What’s e3?”

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 5 років тому +40

      Belongs to r/notlikeothergirls

    • @unnecessarycensorpolice
      @unnecessarycensorpolice 4 роки тому +6

      Triggered

    • @PikaPenny17
      @PikaPenny17 4 роки тому +28

      To be fair, being a gamer nerd doesn't require knowing what e3 is.

    • @fatquickscope4150
      @fatquickscope4150 4 роки тому +7

      @@PikaPenny17 pretty much if you are a gamer, you know what e3 is, like knowing who steven king is if you are a book nerd, or what endgame is if you are a movie person

    • @PikaPenny17
      @PikaPenny17 4 роки тому +26

      @@fatquickscope4150 I didn't know what e3 was until I was 13, and I have been a gamer since I was introduced to videogames.
      It may be expected, but knowing what e3 is not a requirement to be a gamer, knowing who stephen king is not necessary to be a book nerd, and knowing what endgame is not necessary to being a film nerd.

  • @sprousprou
    @sprousprou 5 років тому +119

    3:47 it's because it's no chew deterrent; a double negative.
    They deter the dog from not chewing it

    • @theultimatejack3360
      @theultimatejack3360 5 років тому +2

      That’s why the bottle attracted the dog

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 5 років тому

      no such thing as a double negative

  • @Voidspun-Yarns
    @Voidspun-Yarns 5 років тому +700

    I like your style of censoring where you just reverse the offending words in post. Please, keep doing that.

    • @crispier487
      @crispier487 5 років тому +1

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 5 років тому +6

      What about not saying negro because UA-cam is stupid

    • @luging2051
      @luging2051 5 років тому +3

      Goggles Luxio well you did see in the that post that some idiots are offended

    • @TheAnahyme
      @TheAnahyme 5 років тому +2

      Did you know you get hit by UA-cam even if you censor anything read there advert tos

    • @wowiexist9875
      @wowiexist9875 5 років тому +8

      @@candyseller6080 Yeah, youtube says you can't discuss controversial current events.

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 5 років тому +29

    Grandpa Damien: "That's what you get for shaking your butt around like a... fool in the carwash."
    Something I never thought I'd have to hear anyone say.

  • @justingoodwin2310
    @justingoodwin2310 5 років тому +961

    "You want to go eat something?" "Emkay."

    • @him1517
      @him1517 5 років тому +17

      His daily conversation with Slazo

    • @mymom69420
      @mymom69420 5 років тому +9

      Outstanding move

    • @catattack9575
      @catattack9575 5 років тому +9

      You want to eat Damien?

    • @nyctea-5218
      @nyctea-5218 5 років тому +3

      Justin Goodwin pretty sure it’d be illegal to do that.

    • @joellundstrom6477
      @joellundstrom6477 5 років тому +1

      @@catattack9575 you stupid or something?

  • @baklava1479
    @baklava1479 5 років тому +485

    5:15 idk why but zebra force sounds like a super hero team to me ZEBRA FORCE AWAY 🦓🦓🦓 🦓

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +9

      I thought I was the only one.

    • @NerfBlaster20
      @NerfBlaster20 5 років тому +18

      Sounds more like a band name to me. Like DragonForce but instead its zebras, and instead of fast paced metal its fast paced zebra noises.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 років тому +1

      honestly tho

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 5 років тому +4

      sounds like a pokemon evil team name or the name of a power rangers seaon lol, i actually seen that episode and was laughing my ass of at him for doing that

    • @cheese10138
      @cheese10138 5 років тому +4

      Horsepower sounds like an attack move, Llamathrust is the same, so is donkey strength

  • @EmC5133
    @EmC5133 5 років тому +1277

    Damien: reverses audio to make it kid friendly
    Also Damien: Summons demon in my living room
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys

  • @Mysticfox-wk2be
    @Mysticfox-wk2be 5 років тому +1807

    J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along

    • @jillstingray7848
      @jillstingray7848 5 років тому +48

      Mysticfox2010 good thing i never read harry cocker

    • @Tyrone69691
      @Tyrone69691 5 років тому +8

      Mysticfox2010 *Wait, What!*

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 років тому +19

      Dammit! Now I’m in an intense sexual relationship with my battalion.

    • @witherr
      @witherr 5 років тому +10

      I'm actually gay 💀

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 5 років тому +3

      @@PSTrophyTitan
      J.K: DAMNIT.

  • @mipmop6969
    @mipmop6969 5 років тому +121

    I think the Styrofoam cake is just a display cake that they accidentally sold

    • @freyjamybeloved8274
      @freyjamybeloved8274 4 роки тому

      Quick seven other people like this ,let’s get it to 69 likes

    • @mipmop6969
      @mipmop6969 4 роки тому

      @@freyjamybeloved8274 haha funny sex number

  • @yukinoshitayukino8254
    @yukinoshitayukino8254 5 років тому +39

    5:23 imagine going "This lamborgini have 1000 donkeystrength" LMAO.

  • @voltsiano116
    @voltsiano116 5 років тому +173

    8:25
    *Leaves car in second gear, proceeds to accelerate to 4500 rpms, and waits for the freakout.*

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 5 років тому +15

      *THIS IS AN ACCIDENT OF YOUR OWN DESIGN, FOUL WOMAN*

    • @jacksonmeads1161
      @jacksonmeads1161 5 років тому +4

      Just imagine that car was like a drift car and he had like a turbo or something and waits for her to freak out because of the wind down I would love that

    • @sangerzonnvolt6712
      @sangerzonnvolt6712 5 років тому

      Only 4500 what do you drive a Diesel?

    • @voltsiano116
      @voltsiano116 5 років тому

      @@sangerzonnvolt6712
      Fine, then, my redline is at 6500, so we'll say that.

  • @zank5840
    @zank5840 5 років тому +291

    I'm already facepalming myself and the video hasn't even started

    • @DiosPerroSandia
      @DiosPerroSandia 5 років тому +1

      Im not liking it bc it's 69 likes

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 5 років тому +1

      @@DiosPerroSandia lol didn't even realize I got any likes until I got the notification for this

  • @Nushnark
    @Nushnark 5 років тому +67

    9:00 : " This is so sexist!"
    Research pic shows a lady scientist
    Me: "Dude, wha...?"

    • @o_chite
      @o_chite 3 роки тому +1

      *Research pic shows like one man*

  • @Zyvo2
    @Zyvo2 5 років тому +73

    Horsepower = Obvious Answer
    Donkeystrength = The name of an Arm Wrestling Club.
    Llamathrust = A bad porno.
    Zebraforce = A metal band.

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 5 років тому +5

      But an amazing hentai

    • @andrewkent650
      @andrewkent650 5 років тому

      Zebraforce is just Stryper filmed in black and white.

    • @Samuel_Williams
      @Samuel_Williams 5 років тому +5

      Ah yes... Zebraforce, my favorite metal band, with the famous song Through The Savannah and Plains

    • @andrewkent650
      @andrewkent650 5 років тому +1

      @@Samuel_Williams I got 100% on that playing Mandolin Zero.

    • @zackhorker210
      @zackhorker210 5 років тому +1

      The Unknown Viewer Oh shit you heard of that too? Shits great.

  • @user-df4zw7yb4v
    @user-df4zw7yb4v 5 років тому +273

    Gamer Girl:
    "I play cool math games"

    • @bigmike98k
      @bigmike98k 5 років тому +19

      Now that's a gamer girl

    • @RoGamer97
      @RoGamer97 5 років тому +3

      The fact that your pfp is the cow from MK8U/DX cow is perfect

    • @katie-wd2cm
      @katie-wd2cm 5 років тому

      I'm a gamer girl and I play *CALL OF DUTY BO4 DEAD BY DAYLIGHT AND FRIDAY THE 13TH* have a nice day!

    • @PriffyViole
      @PriffyViole 5 років тому +4

      TBF Coolmath is the shit

    • @wheeeeeeeeeee
      @wheeeeeeeeeee 5 років тому +8

      What gamer girls think gamers play: Fortnite
      What gamers actually play: Cool Math Games

  • @akula3941
    @akula3941 5 років тому +185

    Ok in that “my husband is white and thats why you cant see his shadow” one i would say like
    “If we cant see his shadow because his white than why do we see your shadow if your white

    • @born6833
      @born6833 4 роки тому +8

      Then she would say" because I'm a girl"

    • @akula3941
      @akula3941 4 роки тому +4

      MemesThx _ oh there are grammar errors?

    • @Obrik
      @Obrik 4 роки тому +3

      "Oh my god TrashLord, you can't just ask people why they're white!"

    • @Sabrina_116
      @Sabrina_116 3 роки тому

      If white people don't have shadows, I have a lot of questions about myself 😂

  • @kairowkuroshi1371
    @kairowkuroshi1371 5 років тому +58

    Her: "What's E3"
    Me: *PROCEEDS TO THROW CHAIR*

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 5 років тому +127

    You know there's alot of facepalms when there are 5 ads

  • @ayoeren9751
    @ayoeren9751 5 років тому +32

    "Please ask staff for a copy"
    That is 100% intentional

  • @bigzachtee
    @bigzachtee 5 років тому +273

    Face: exist
    Palm imma bouta end this man’s whole career

  • @CoingamerFL
    @CoingamerFL 5 років тому +15

    This is one of the subreddits that make me extremely angry at the point when i just cant avoid laughing

  • @notusingthisaccount199
    @notusingthisaccount199 5 років тому +45

    For the last one how do you know that the person doesn't live in another country.. ? And has been out of the country to those places?

    • @winstonlau194
      @winstonlau194 4 роки тому

      CuteKatMiaKat gæcha

    • @bezmik_raw
      @bezmik_raw 4 роки тому

      @@winstonlau194 r/ihadastroke?

    • @winstonlau194
      @winstonlau194 4 роки тому

      GGiplay33 YT nuh

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому

      I think the facepalm was that OP thought it was a facepalm.

  • @elena-sb6sj
    @elena-sb6sj 5 років тому +278

    5k is (about) 3 miles haha. 10 minute 5k is a 3:20 mile 3 times in a row. Go off I guess dude
    👁️👄👁️
    Y'all chill out,,, I was just converting it for him, and I wasn't trying to be exact lmao
    And sheesh we were taught to measure in miles there's nothing we can do about it

    • @notsoaveragegamer353
      @notsoaveragegamer353 5 років тому +4

      5K stands for 5 kilometres but it translates to 3 miles...

    • @carlios-dd3fx
      @carlios-dd3fx 5 років тому +8

      gamer that's what they said

    • @nanos1267
      @nanos1267 5 років тому +8

      @@notsoaveragegamer353 Damien is american so they translated it to miles smart ass

    • @sulfurical7439
      @sulfurical7439 5 років тому

      Every vid damion gets dumber and dumber.

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 років тому +4

      Calls Damien dumb
      Can't spell Damien even when it is right there
      k

  • @liamarmstrong2799
    @liamarmstrong2799 5 років тому +37

    Instagram model: what does it say on the dosimeter?
    Me: 3.6 roentgen per hour
    Instagram model: that's not great but its not terrifying

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 5 років тому

      Yeah people really needed some heating Instagram sometimes and this is coming from a guy who doesn't use Instagram like good treats on does it equal sometimes at least show some respect

  • @raphaelr.5904
    @raphaelr.5904 4 роки тому +26

    Last one:
    Emkay: doesnt realise that he/she can also be from Canada

  • @deraffenfan1083
    @deraffenfan1083 5 років тому +40

    10:08 it has begun. He said PogChamp. Pog in chat boys

    • @Creepsington
      @Creepsington 5 років тому

      finally, a comment about this

    • @chriswatson4574
      @chriswatson4574 5 років тому

      What is this from? Because the only other person I've ever heard say PogChamp is a Destiny 2 UA-camr

    • @cyzerrz
      @cyzerrz 5 років тому

      PogChamp is a twitch sticker

  • @CreativeNameSMH
    @CreativeNameSMH 5 років тому +101

    Banjo and Kazooie's in smash!!!!
    Fake girl gamer: "Who's Banjo and Kazooie?"
    **inhale**

    • @starzz9907
      @starzz9907 5 років тому +6

      So real

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому +4

      Embarrassing.

    • @splatzone9168
      @splatzone9168 5 років тому +2

      Randy RodgersGD mood

    • @Ertwin123
      @Ertwin123 5 років тому +8

      Yes because every gamer has played every fucking game in existance.
      How about you try not gate keeping.

    • @plushyyu4327
      @plushyyu4327 5 років тому +6

      @@Ertwin123 And people who haven't even played one game in their life most likely know who Mario yes

  • @thegreatkingdedede7391
    @thegreatkingdedede7391 5 років тому +9

    7:53 Good to see our King Dedede is speaking up in this Videogame War.

  • @zzgaming3159
    @zzgaming3159 5 років тому +91

    I JUST watched that Batman movie... xd
    “That’s Harvey Dent, we cant trust him!” Lol

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 5 років тому +1

      You could have before the injury.

    • @SenatorArmstrong2018
      @SenatorArmstrong2018 5 років тому

      zemorph42 Nope. Not going to get wooooshed today.

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 5 років тому

      @@SenatorArmstrong2018 Not a whooosh; before half his face was ruined, Harvey Dent was a true crusader for justice.

  • @ame-8735
    @ame-8735 5 років тому +26

    I need an hour off internet to reprocess my brain after watching this.

    • @theultimatejack3360
      @theultimatejack3360 5 років тому

      You were calling everyone in these post your own username

    • @ame-8735
      @ame-8735 5 років тому +1

      @@theultimatejack3360 indeed

  • @duckcottonclouds4108
    @duckcottonclouds4108 5 років тому +10

    Me: *watching this video*
    Reddit ad: *pops up*
    Me: Oh wow

  • @SilveryBlue1010
    @SilveryBlue1010 5 років тому +17

    "Bill Gates-sama"
    *with high-pitch anime girl voice*

  • @duanem7221
    @duanem7221 5 років тому +25

    I mean, the person in the last post didn't say they were from the USA. Maybe they're a Canadian who traveled to the US twice. xD

  • @markmorvai4181
    @markmorvai4181 5 років тому +4

    2:08 Hey thats cheeky,but i like it. you dont even realized and you learned how to talk to staff

  • @thefan6151
    @thefan6151 5 років тому +74

    7:10 Trump is the first world leader of the world...
    Emkay 2019

  • @abrahamlincoln3185
    @abrahamlincoln3185 5 років тому +31

    “Yea I’ve been out of the country”
    “Oh really where to?”
    “North Carolina and Florida”
    “By the way have you heard that South Carolina and Georgia are going to war again? God these third world country’s.”

    • @_antisocialmedia6377
      @_antisocialmedia6377 5 років тому +9

      Florida *feels* like a different country

    • @theultimatejack3360
      @theultimatejack3360 5 років тому +6

      Their citizens are called Florida Men

    • @Hi-uv7nn
      @Hi-uv7nn 5 років тому +12

      They could’ve been living in a different country tho

    • @abrahamlincoln3185
      @abrahamlincoln3185 5 років тому +2

      Blame emkay

    • @theultimatejack3360
      @theultimatejack3360 5 років тому +1

      Georgia is actually a country, and I’m pretty sure it was part of the former Soviet Union.

  • @purpleshep7439
    @purpleshep7439 4 роки тому +2

    6:26 this is a little known fact but the scAnner actually scans the white part of the bar code

  • @whiterunsteward7477
    @whiterunsteward7477 5 років тому +6

    3:32
    People thinking Instagram influencers will die because they were in Chernobyl for probably a day, not knowing how radiation works. (The more radioactive, the less time it will stay radioactive)
    I will gladly walk naked in the room with the elephants foot formation.

    • @theultimatejack3360
      @theultimatejack3360 5 років тому +4

      They’ll be fine in the street areas, but not near the reactors

    • @arthurtheslime9359
      @arthurtheslime9359 5 років тому +1

      I think it’s more a respect thing, like the kid who made a tiktok with his hospitalised grandfather in clear view, but eh, idk.

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 5 років тому +174

    "Llamathrust"
    Anyone else think about Llama mating then?

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +6

      .........Yes.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 років тому +6

      obviously

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 5 років тому +12

      I mean, yeah...
      But actually, the first thought that came to mind was a line of bipedal llamas all locking arms while dancing to Michael Jackson songs.
      Am I weird? Probably.
      Is it a hilarious mental image? I think so.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +5

      @@matrixphijr You are correct, it is a funny mental image, even odder because I'm listening to heavy metal at the moment.

    • @turtlecakeyt3287
      @turtlecakeyt3287 5 років тому

      i sas the 100th like, i likes it befors even reading the comment ;^;

  • @juango16
    @juango16 5 років тому +4

    3:42 , hey, the good part of it is that they're gonna be able to model their third leg

  • @whisperienced
    @whisperienced 5 років тому +15

    To be fair. JK Rowling has contradicted her own writing and therefore shouldn't get to comment on them anymore.

    • @stormblade4021
      @stormblade4021 5 років тому +1

      I pointed out in the comments that Snape didn't die to save the wizarding world, he died because Voldemort thought he controlled the Elder Want and someone legit just said "Didn't she write the books though?" Yes, she did, but Sanpe didn't die to save the wizarding world. So she's wrong.

  • @aru0109
    @aru0109 5 років тому +34

    Is it just me or does Damien sound a lot like Arthur Morgan when he gets angry?

  • @Fennetic
    @Fennetic 3 роки тому +2

    3:51 the fact that she called that a "claim" made me die inside...

  • @gilianegouth2406
    @gilianegouth2406 5 років тому +8

    *Damien talks backwards at **6:42*
    Uhm... Are you okay there, Damien ?

  • @killerfilms4000
    @killerfilms4000 5 років тому +32

    When your casually scrolling through the comments and your like
    “I wish I commented that.”

  • @SomeoneStoleGameHunter115
    @SomeoneStoleGameHunter115 5 років тому +2

    I love this channel. It also helps that All Bets Are Off is like the theme bc what a masterpiece

  • @asuque7147
    @asuque7147 5 років тому +318

    hey dude at 5:15 you said 764 instead of 746, just pointing that out.

    • @caligirlforever2776
      @caligirlforever2776 5 років тому +4

      I just noticed too

    • @theultimatejack3360
      @theultimatejack3360 5 років тому +6

      I was thinking he just said something kind of stupid while laughing at stupid people

    • @MrMe-pq4my
      @MrMe-pq4my 5 років тому +2

      Look near 10:20

    • @eliraeclipse2435
      @eliraeclipse2435 5 років тому +4

      7:40 he said 90

    • @eddleegarcia4986
      @eddleegarcia4986 5 років тому +4

      I've been watching his videos for a while, and I've noticed that when it comes to numbers, he tends to switch them around. Like saying "487" instead of "478", for example. It's probably just a minor thing that happens. I tend to mix up letters like "b" "p" and "d" and it takes me a bit to process I misspelled something, so maybe it's the same thing with him, just with numbers.

  • @syxca
    @syxca 5 років тому +12

    6:42 i thought emkay was speaking fast french for a second

  • @3psilon_
    @3psilon_ 5 років тому +12

    What's e3?
    Me: *So you have chosen death*

  •  5 років тому +12

    *Looks at the ground*
    *realizes she has no shadow and has been lied to her entire live*
    *Also realizes that she doesn't speak spanish even if she's from Spain*
    Is anything even real?

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen 5 років тому +1

      Nope. Not even birds. Nothing can be trusted.

    • @ashy6305
      @ashy6305 5 років тому

      especially santa claus

    • @ashy6305
      @ashy6305 5 років тому

      especially santa claus

  • @the_architect8655
    @the_architect8655 5 років тому +6

    2:39 for those of you who don't know he is two face from the batman comics but that was a scene from the dark knight after getting his face burnt of in ACID not fire

    • @goldylocks1932
      @goldylocks1932 5 років тому

      if i’m not wrong he got the burns from both the acid and the fire

  • @thesuperpotato6501
    @thesuperpotato6501 5 років тому +2

    Imagine going up to someone on staff and being like
    Umm I feel uncomfortable talking to you, do you have one of the books that can help me?

  • @paulzuel3417
    @paulzuel3417 5 років тому +248

    Thanks to youtube policy you cant even say half of the posts. 2019 is quite the time to be controlled by sensitive sheltered people

    • @theultimatejack3360
      @theultimatejack3360 5 років тому +40

      paulzuel3 he couldn’t even say negro, like in the context of the word black in a different language. This is definitely getting out of control

    • @elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 5 років тому +24

      its not even because of sensitive people, its because advertisers and youtube are trying to reach the largest audience (see: small children), and therefore they need all content to be kid-friendly so they can make $$$$

    • @theultimatejack3360
      @theultimatejack3360 5 років тому +8

      Danny R. It’s so terrible that this is what UA-cam has became

    • @vagatronics
      @vagatronics 5 років тому +6

      People are just sensitive pussies

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 5 років тому +3

      @@vagatronics Because toddler reasons.

  • @strayakotatv3497
    @strayakotatv3497 5 років тому +86

    Day 8 of the same comment until Damien notices me
    Damien: **Laughs**
    Everyone [Happiness Noise]

  • @Panickingatemo
    @Panickingatemo 5 років тому +4

    I love how he laughs at his own jokes lmao😂😍💀

  • @Hai_im.cat1
    @Hai_im.cat1 5 років тому +7

    10:10 I just realized that they had a snufkin profile picture 😂

  • @antonialunarius9564
    @antonialunarius9564 5 років тому +8

    Me seeing Two Face: Mmmmmmmmm.... I don’t think sooooo

  • @kelly_seastar
    @kelly_seastar Рік тому +1

    I still think "Zebraforce" sounds like a cartoon about superheroes with zebra powers.

  • @mightyallx
    @mightyallx 5 років тому +23

    So much better when Damien took over the Channel

    • @paigeOHpaige
      @paigeOHpaige 5 років тому +3

      Damien is great, but I'm patiently awaiting Slazo's return to his own channel.

  • @longcat266
    @longcat266 5 років тому +14

    3:21
    goodluck trying to close that door now
    good luck...

  • @thebeanieman
    @thebeanieman 4 роки тому +1

    Robin and Damian are my favourite narrators-

  • @violetlikescarrots515
    @violetlikescarrots515 5 років тому +13

    1:08, That's not how shadows work, I am white and way too pale and I have a shadow

  • @Ren_184
    @Ren_184 5 років тому +6

    People who haven't seen Christopher Nolans the dark knight shouldn't have access to the internet

  • @nikjones9219
    @nikjones9219 4 роки тому

    2:36 the way you said two face got me wheezing. At 3 am. Damn you.

  • @aleksisjoblom.3664
    @aleksisjoblom.3664 5 років тому +12

    10:20 Yeah you know that he could be living somewhere else than the USA.

    • @anagrace9162
      @anagrace9162 5 років тому +2

      Aleksi Sjöblom. Since this is on r/facepalm, I’m assuming he was from the US.

    • @wheeliebin1791
      @wheeliebin1791 5 років тому +2

      OP would be the other person in the conversation who clearly knew they wrer from the US, or they wouldn't have uploaded it.

    • @theultimatejack3360
      @theultimatejack3360 5 років тому

      Alice Reading what if the other guy was a customer for something and OP was selling and didn’t get address yet or vice versa

  • @shadyvillebaby
    @shadyvillebaby 5 років тому +4

    2:29 the funny thing is that I was just watching this movie last night

  • @muscularroom1984
    @muscularroom1984 4 роки тому

    3:35 the town of Pripyat is still moderately radioactive, and very near is the Red Forest, which is the location where debris directly from the reactor core were blown. Including actually getting there and setting up camers/posing, at least 100 mSv of radiation recieved.

  • @bullyingconnor6371
    @bullyingconnor6371 5 років тому +17

    7:21
    Then again, she wrote the books and said that Dumbledore is gay.

  • @pagananarchist4723
    @pagananarchist4723 5 років тому +7

    It's a really good idea to reverse the audio of you saying certain words instead of just bleeping it or using a clip of sound distortion for every word

  • @vsriotact
    @vsriotact 5 років тому +2

    The worst part of the horsepower one... Only 71% of the audience knew the answer

  • @adra04
    @adra04 5 років тому +3

    1:04 UMA COMPTONNN it's a parody account and i love it

  • @sullynoxionsshow1699
    @sullynoxionsshow1699 5 років тому +11

    i lost about 20 of my 30 brain cells watching this
    i lost 2 more editing this as well

  • @TrackerFar
    @TrackerFar 5 років тому +1

    Fake Gamer Girl: playin' video games rn
    Guy:are you excited for E3?
    Fake Gamer Girl: what the frick is E3?
    Me: so you have chosen... Death

  • @pyropussquantscalethewell-6472
    @pyropussquantscalethewell-6472 5 років тому +11

    4:07 i will soon...
    9:18 my dog would eat both. at the same time.
    10:19 he could be from somewhere other than the U.S, you know.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +11

    Sorry, I accidentally slapped my daughter when I facepalmed.

    • @terstegenisthegoat4914
      @terstegenisthegoat4914 5 років тому +1

      Then karen definitely isn’t giving you the kids back :(

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 років тому

      Perhaps your hand recognized the similar DNA and just went for the closer target.

  • @nidhalsormali3051
    @nidhalsormali3051 5 років тому +1

    This shit went from oven to dishwasher to frickin washing machine i'm literally crying no cap

    • @nicuradulea8486
      @nicuradulea8486 3 роки тому

      Nah nah i was there it went from oven to dishwasher to frickin' washing machine to goddedamne drier

  • @benriess787
    @benriess787 5 років тому +3

    The real facepalm was when he didn’t know what the 5k is

  • @camiares22
    @camiares22 5 років тому +37

    *IM MR KING DICE*
    sorry I couldn’t help it

  • @cedarnomad
    @cedarnomad 4 роки тому

    6:38
    UA-cam: If you say something disturbing or hurtful to others, you will be demonitized.
    Demon Damien: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @historiousedward4145
    @historiousedward4145 5 років тому +3

    1:58 his profile pic literally explains himself

  • @laureen83
    @laureen83 5 років тому +7

    4:37
    At least you can say that you've been to France (or the USA)

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому

      I would assume France given the location of the right earbud.

  • @WayWardWonderer
    @WayWardWonderer 4 роки тому

    Tony Hawk must have the most interesting fan interactions of all time. I keep seeing his tweets regarding people meeting him and they're all gold!

  • @mparker123
    @mparker123 5 років тому +4

    *in biology class:*
    (The word is Plants)
    Teacher: "what starts with P and ends with ANTS?"
    Student: *with confidence* PANTS
    The entire class: *Facepalm*

  • @meristuart1838
    @meristuart1838 5 років тому +3

    Well, the first one about E3 isn’t unbelievable. I’ve been playing video games since I was 5 and I didn’t know about E3 until 2017

  • @geekforgamingdk
    @geekforgamingdk 3 роки тому

    0:47 please tell me i was not the only one who starred for about 5 seconds, before going "ooooh..." xD

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 5 років тому +4

    Real talk though, those dipshits at Chernobyl will most likely highly regret that at some point in their lives. My Grandad was out camping when the Chernobyl incident occurred and he was drunk outside his tent. When the ash fell he was covered in the shit and slowly developed two lumps on the back of his neck and his mental health deteriorated.
    The lumps were due to the radiation but they were unable to determine if his psychosis was a side effect. Either way he went from being a outdoorsy dude who enjoyed bird watching, camping and fishing, to a man who spent many years in a psyche ward where they either had to have intensive security to make sure he didnt hurt himself or he had to be immensely sedated. Mums worst recollection was him having locked himself in the bathroom and had cut himself using the glass of the light bulb.
    He steadied out in time but he still had immense mental issues, most problematic was severe Schizophrenia. Saw and heard shit that didnt exist on the daily, so he took to drinking as a solution. Finally passed from liver poisoning a couple of years ago after such a long time of dealing with this shit (I'm u informed and don't now the actual dates or anything, and ain't about to guesstimate).
    Obviously the radiation has dipped a bit since then, but i wouldn't take that chance personally. Especially for something as pathetically useless and shallow as followers on social.media of any description.
    Tl;d: Chernobyl's radiation levels can have some pretty serious effects on people and not in the "blargh I'm a mutant" kind, but in slow to form mental issues that can fuck a family up. These people are idiots and if anything does come of their stupidity, then as much time would have passed that they probably wouldn't even think of it being radiation based.
    On a side note though, i would love to visit Chernobyl. To see a city in such a state would be mind blowing and awe inspiring. Also its surprising the animals have basically adapted to the radiation. Still fucked from a DNA and lifespan perspective, bit the fact that there has been life living there at all is amazing.

  • @banjo8183
    @banjo8183 5 років тому +60

    124 views and 140 likes.
    Life is but a walking shadow.
    Ah-loobie loobie loo-Gah! **gets shredded** Ah-loobie loobie loobie

    • @TheRinta1000
      @TheRinta1000 5 років тому

      Thank you for your wisdom

    • @banjo8183
      @banjo8183 5 років тому

      Rinta P. Reji wut...?

    • @mayonneso5004
      @mayonneso5004 5 років тому

      r/ihadastroke?

    • @swilz6358
      @swilz6358 5 років тому

      I honestly don’t know what this comment means

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 5 років тому

      One day humans will encounter what this man has foreseen. But we will not be ready, for we didn't heed his warning... The day of shredding is nigh

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 5 років тому +1

    Technically, there ARE pedal powered wheelchairs. They are for people who are unable to walk, but still have leg movement.

  • @spcunknown2861
    @spcunknown2861 4 роки тому +4

    0:01 I wanna know what off-brand controller that is!??!!!? 😂😂😂
    Edit: thanks for 1 like

  • @yupingchenzexie3675
    @yupingchenzexie3675 5 років тому +5

    1:49 that should be in r/bone apple tea

  • @magiciansmagicmayhem5813
    @magiciansmagicmayhem5813 4 роки тому

    To the person suggesting that dinosaur bones were fake:
    Go to a graveyard, dig up a grave and pull one out. You’ll see why dinosaur fossils are kept together with plaster and wire.

  • @sophiabray5485
    @sophiabray5485 5 років тому +30

    I feel like a saw this video somewhere
    I don’t know where tho