Well yeah, he said there's strength in numbers. So obviously they'd want to split into the largest number of groups to have the greatest strength. Duh!
I was in the middle of a video that I haven't seen before but I clicked on this video full of other videos that I've already seen before without hesitation.
"Well she looks like she died, but also like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift" Thank you Ryan for finally allowing me to watch this scene in The Ring with any emotion except fear, much appreciated ❤
I just want Ryan to know that since his Halloween Kills Pitch Meeting at least a few times a month my kid and I randomly say “Evil Dies Tonight” to each other, and we always do it completely out of context.
It will never cease to aggravate me why people with guns in movies always walk towards the person they are trying to shoot, only to look surprised when that person is able to easily grab them. The whole point of a gun is that your attack has range. Yet in most movies, I always see at least one person walking towards their target, why are you doing that!?
So that the writers write in a way for the person with no guns to both take out a guy/gal with a gun and also then acquire said gun they can then use to beat all the people with guns It is not good writing, but it is their writing.
Maybe they are all really bad shots. So they know if they shoot from more than 5 feet away they will probably miss, maybe even hit a bystander. Gotta be responsible when you are doing murders.
The evil pool grants wishes, but needs a sacrifice to work... but it also killed the family cat. So, like, is that a down payment on healing the dad or is there some dog out there running around with just the most perfect stick?
".. and he tells her: 'If I can't have your daughter, no one can!' and then he cuts his own neck" "But if he's dead, doesn't that mean anyone EXCEPT him can have her now?" "Oh yeah, woops" "Woopsie!" I love it when the original writers were seemingly so focused on writing a line that was badass, they kinda forgot about I making sense.
You should do some more pitch meetings for some of the real old classics. Like Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, From here to Eternity, or Ben Hur. Or any of the many great movies made before 1970.
He explained once that the system he uses for his videos, where the pitch meeting ends with the headline of a ScreenRant article, only works with movies they’ve reviewed. So a lot of older movies won’t work since there aren’t any ScreenRant articles about them
It's not nearly as easy to mock excellent movies. The dumber the movie, the funnier the Pitch Meeting. And as we can see, there are plenty of really, really dumb movies.
@@ToddCooley As Dwight Shrute would say: “It’s true.” Some of the best movies have produced unfortunately lackluster Pitch Meetings, relying mostly on PM catchphrases rather than being almost exclusive takedowns of the movies themselves.
"What happens if you watch the tape if you're nowhere near the phone?" "Unclear!" This exchange summarizes the majority of SCP test logs that wind up involving the ethics committee.
WRITER: "Because what if it's spooky!?" PRODUCER: "Oh, I didn't consider that it might be spooky. That's a good point." WRITER: "Yah, yah, yah!" (14:25) Agreed.
There's so many great horror movies we're missing out on here! We need Pitch Meetings for these movies: Friday the 13th A Nightmare on Elm Street Scream The Exorcist Saw Paranormal Activity Alien The Shining Get Out Us Nope M3GAN The Conjuring Malignant Hereditary Midsommar The VVitch
At some point the basics for horror films were lost: 1) Tiddys 2) More tiddys 3) Show the antagonist wrecking mofo's to get to the tiddys 4A) More tiddys 4) Not too clear death of antagonist to keep sequel possibilities open 5) Repeat
GREAT video!!! I was laughing a lot. Can you make a pitch meeting for a 1978 scary movie called The Manitou? I think it would be perfect for a good pitch meeting, it has a LOT of plot holes in it.
Ryan, please, I beg you to do more horror film pitches. There are so many mind-numbingly badly written horror films out there, that would be such a goldmine for you. Also, I love horror and I love pitch meetings. Super easy.
A horror movie compilation? Wouldn’t that be difficult, threading multiple pitch meetings into one LONG pitch meeting marathon? PM> “ACTUALLY its SUPER EASY, Barely an Inconvenience!”
Hoping for a Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) pitch meeting for spooky season "So then Leatherface walks into the bus full of teenagers and they all pull out their phones So they all call the cops for help? No no, they start to livestream it They don't call for help when a bloody man holding a chainsaw and wearing a human face walks in the bus? No, they just try to cancel him cuz, ya know, influencers"
Once you realize that Ryan is probably playing both parts without wearing pants, you'll understand why producer guy is always saying, "wow, wow, wow...wow!"
I have a funny story form The Ring a friend of mine watched it and right at the end of the flashes when you see the ring a second later his phone actually rings in the theater so everyone tells them seven days lol
Way better than sitting in the Evil Dead remake and a theater packed with dudes and one gal next to you who was more than uncomfortable having to watch it with her guy 😂
Need the rest of the Halloween movies as pitch meetings, the friday the 13th movies and Nightmare on Elm street movies as pitch meetings would also be nice.
I'd love if one day a Halloween pitch meeting had Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy in Halloween costumes for the whole pitch with little too no reference to it
Great compilation for spooky season! For Halloween this year please do thankskilling. It's so bad and hilarious. I love it! Also, any chance of terrifier pitch meetings? Or would you not be able to stomach a watch to do them? 😂
"There's strength in numbers, then they all split into easy to kill groups" had me laughing out loud
Well yeah, he said there's strength in numbers. So obviously they'd want to split into the largest number of groups to have the greatest strength. Duh!
*ssSMART*
@@12HitCombooh wow wow wow wow wow.... wow.
"that's smart"
There's strength in numbers, but they're talking about Michael Myers' strength 😭
I was in the middle of a video that I haven't seen before but I clicked on this video full of other videos that I've already seen before without hesitation.
Literally did the same thing!
Same.
So, it was like, super easy to stop watching the other video?
@archangel1of7: whoops
me: whoopsie
the internet: wowwowwowwow wow
well good for you, bless your heart. Are you enjoying your time on the internet, little boy?
Evil dies tonight! And by tonight, we mean 4 years from tonight!
And also Corey! Don’t forget about Corey!
@@Peoe500 Corey's the key to all of this, if we get Corey working.
Evil dies tonight!
How does this series always completely fall apart 2-3 films in. Its tough to make a giant masked killing people exciting apparently
@@ataridc I think there’s more like 11 they didn’t need
"Well she looks like she died, but also like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift"
Thank you Ryan for finally allowing me to watch this scene in The Ring with any emotion except fear, much appreciated ❤
I couldn't even look at the face in the aftermath. That gave me nightmares for years.
😂😂😂
From shock and fear to delightful chuckles. I'll never see that scene the same again.
Idky... But that has me laughing in tears!!!!😂😂😂
I just want Ryan to know that since his Halloween Kills Pitch Meeting at least a few times a month my kid and I randomly say “Evil Dies Tonight” to each other, and we always do it completely out of context.
It will never cease to aggravate me why people with guns in movies always walk towards the person they are trying to shoot, only to look surprised when that person is able to easily grab them.
The whole point of a gun is that your attack has range.
Yet in most movies, I always see at least one person walking towards their target, why are you doing that!?
So that the writers write in a way for the person with no guns to both take out a guy/gal with a gun and also then acquire said gun they can then use to beat all the people with guns
It is not good writing, but it is their writing.
So the movie can happen!
Maybe they are all really bad shots. So they know if they shoot from more than 5 feet away they will probably miss, maybe even hit a bystander. Gotta be responsible when you are doing murders.
@@beatrixwickson8477 as sad as that may be, that is the literal exact reason
Because
“Who’s the protagonist in this movie?”
“Pass.”
😂
I almost passed out i laughed so hard 🤣
That caught me so off guard, perfect line delivery.
'That's fine.'
That was a corker! Could easily become another catchphrase of this show
He was so adamant about it lol I lost it there.
"Who knows?"
"You?"
"Nope."
Sums up the shitty end to that sequel lead-up pretty well.
pitch meetings on Sunday & Thursdays are TIGHT!!
Looking forward to the Terrifier 3 pitch meeting
Its super easy barely an inconvenience.
And so are grandmas, apparently.
Do Alita Battle Angel. I want to see what you do with the thumbnail. Extra big eyes, or really tiny ones?
NO eyes. But the rollerblade wheels are MASSIVE.
Oh my god I watched that movie when I was sick so I thought it was just a fever dream that I completely forgot about until today
Thumbs up! Not because I want Ryan to do the movie, but for the eye comment.
@@evilbob840why not both tho
@@kamenanew9867 Sure, if he can make it work out.
The evil pool grants wishes, but needs a sacrifice to work... but it also killed the family cat. So, like, is that a down payment on healing the dad or is there some dog out there running around with just the most perfect stick?
the Evil pool grants layaway. Only 10% down!!!
Oh, see, the cat got him...a cats worrh of healing.
He needs more healing.
Screenwriter Guy: Hey, shut up!
“This is small town America, people don’t really have guns” 😂
that was a good one!:)
@@lazycanadian9165sadly… yea, it is. Only in America 🇺🇸…
😂😂😂😂
Which one was that
There's no sadly to that @@pedrocruz4409
'Are there any Hobbitus in this one?' is such a stupid yet unexpected joke, I actually spat out my drink.
“Puns are all that matter in this world.”
-‘The Bee Movie’ Pitch Meeting
"and the mob is like 'evil dies tonight'"
"that does sound like them" 😂😂😂
The Night Swim one is one of my favorites. I love "Water can't get through dirt." "Mud". "F***!" "It's fine".
“Who knows”
You?
“Nope”
"Oh man, these people are terrible in staying alive."😂 " Worse, marching band."😂😂😂
Spooky pitch compilations are tight!
"I have a Godzilla versus Samara script I could pitch you."
"Oh, no, thank you."
"Your loss, sir."
Ahhh, we love you so much, Ryan.
Finally someone references my favorite Catholic Hymn Get Jiggy With It! Getting Jiggy with Nuns is TIGHT!!!
"They're not going to kiss, are they?"
Damn...I forgot how funny that line was.
Halloween Ends is one of the most frustrating films I've ever seen. But "Evil Dies Tonight" shtick from Kills still makes me laugh to this day
Evil dies tonight!
"Let's just act like that didn't happen."
"It did, though."
Me: It did, didn't it... it did didn't it; it did didn't it.
Now its in my head 😂
Re-watching clips I've already seen several times each as a compilation and enjoying them all over again is TIGHT!
The world needs a "Samara vs Godzilla" movie.
There's a Samara vs. Naoko out there (The Ring Vs. The Grudge - Japanese versions). It is hilariously dreadful.
It’s just like the Jason vs Godzilla robot chicken sketch.
Some of the lines in this are such gold. God I love Ryan's writing
".. and he tells her: 'If I can't have your daughter, no one can!' and then he cuts his own neck"
"But if he's dead, doesn't that mean anyone EXCEPT him can have her now?"
"Oh yeah, woops"
"Woopsie!"
I love it when the original writers were seemingly so focused on writing a line that was badass, they kinda forgot about I making sense.
“Violent grandmas are tight!” 😂 still cracks me up!
I was dying when he said "vs....a grandmother!"
Really really missing Spooky pitch meetings. "Smile" or "Megan" if possible please Ryan 🙏
Isn't M3gan a comedy though?
He will do smile when the sequel gets closer to release. Algorithm things
@@gentblue it can be two things
I legit thought this was a pitch meeting for a movie named "Spooky", and I didn't question it. :D
Glad to know I wasn't the only one lol
This compilation feels incomplete without including the most terrifying pitch meeting of all: Cats.
12:27 hobbitus is probably the best thing I've ever heard
This compilation is tight. 😂
When exactly does evil die? I'm sure it was mentioned, but I didn't quite catch it.
Never. I don’t know how this franchise is still going.
@@madtabby66 "evil dies when we stop trying to bilk you out of your money... so never, i guess."
EVIL DIES 2 YEARS AGO!
I think like next Saturday... our something like that...idk i wasn't paying attention
Tomorrow or smth
How he says " hockey stick , baseball bat " is genius
"...offscreen, which means I don't need to explain how that happens."
"Oh, is that how writing works?"
"It is."
"Neat!"
Do Event Horizon next - that Sam Neill scream has to be worth something
Yes.
One of my favorite bad movies
Great movie
@@Koyasi78 It's good! Could have been better if they hadn't rushed the edit.
Love it and Fishburn has the funniest and truest line in the whole movie, "F**k this ship"
Gotta love how the description says iconic horror movies then proceeds to put Night Swim in the compilation
Iconic doesn't mean good. It's so famously bad it tops lists of stupid horror movies all the time
“Mostly Corey” 🤣
You should do some more pitch meetings for some of the real old classics.
Like Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, From here to Eternity, or Ben Hur. Or any of the many great movies made before 1970.
He explained once that the system he uses for his videos, where the pitch meeting ends with the headline of a ScreenRant article, only works with movies they’ve reviewed. So a lot of older movies won’t work since there aren’t any ScreenRant articles about them
@@SteveRogers0768 Then they should just write some.
It's not nearly as easy to mock excellent movies. The dumber the movie, the funnier the Pitch Meeting. And as we can see, there are plenty of really, really dumb movies.
@@ToddCooley Just do the same as Cinema Sins. You're making up shit.
@@ToddCooley
As Dwight Shrute would say: “It’s true.”
Some of the best movies have produced unfortunately lackluster Pitch Meetings, relying mostly on PM catchphrases rather than being almost exclusive takedowns of the movies themselves.
You know what would be scary? A Pitch Meeting for The Room!!
Wow Wow Wow...WOW!
The Car(1977) or Christine(1983)
So basically Tommy Wiseau having a pitch meeting with himself.
That would be kinda dope.
@@BaranZenon Definitely!
Oh hia Ryan
Them tiny musicians won't just leave this guy alone 😂
I’ve missed these so much
14:40 Easy, a messenger crow shows up with a note saying “SEVEN DAYS” 😂
Hobitoos is one of my favorite pitch meeting jokes of all time
Perfect! I had been searching for a playlist of exactly this.
Watching pitch meeting compilations of pitch meetings I already saw multiple times is TIGHT
"What happens if you watch the tape if you're nowhere near the phone?" "Unclear!"
This exchange summarizes the majority of SCP test logs that wind up involving the ethics committee.
WRITER: "Because what if it's spooky!?"
PRODUCER: "Oh, I didn't consider that it might be spooky. That's a good point."
WRITER: "Yah, yah, yah!" (14:25)
Agreed.
That Halloween franchise is such a romantic comedy
Had to say mother flicker when he said pass 3:08
Seeing this really makes me wanna see a pitch meeting the Terrifier films! They’d be so good!! 😂
Halloween Ends still makes my blood boil
Me too
So tired of these travesties.
Ryan summed it up perfectly here. it was like they switched writers and hired writers than never saw a Halloween movie before.
I just rewatched The Ring a couple of weeks ago. Rachel was a distracted mom, almost neglectful. That kid was super parentified.
0:45 No. Those types of fires are absolutely real. I know people who have encountered them many times.
Evil dies tonight has the same vibe as “For the greater good!”
"The Greater Good!" (Sorry, wrong - much better - movie)
@@johnpotts8308 Yarp
@@johnpotts8308 Totally agree, Fascist! 😁
@@farfaraway4285hag
Join the Tau empire before your world becomes a part of it anyway.
“Don’t say that; that undoes the whole premise”
There's so many great horror movies we're missing out on here! We need Pitch Meetings for these movies:
Friday the 13th
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Scream
The Exorcist
Saw
Paranormal Activity
Alien
The Shining
Get Out
Us
Nope
M3GAN
The Conjuring
Malignant
Hereditary
Midsommar
The VVitch
He has a Nightmare On Elm Street pitch meeting.
The Mummy trilogy and Van Helsing
At some point the basics for horror films were lost:
1) Tiddys
2) More tiddys
3) Show the antagonist wrecking mofo's to get to the tiddys
4A) More tiddys
4) Not too clear death of antagonist to keep sequel possibilities open
5) Repeat
GREAT video!!! I was laughing a lot.
Can you make a pitch meeting for a 1978 scary movie called The Manitou? I think it would be perfect for a good pitch meeting, it has a LOT of plot holes in it.
I remember that flick! We definitely need as Pitch Meeting for that!
"This is a direct sequel to it." 9:13 Priceless! Lol
I've never been this early to a Pitch Meeting before.
This is the fastest I ever came.
bro literally one minute after it was posted, impressive
@@NexusKinOhhh cumming fast is TIGHT!
Welcome!
Early commenting is tight ❤
That sound you made when the other guy said “It’s a small town in middle America” is for sure the funniest thing ever said on this channel 😂😂😂
I know Michael Myers is unkillable but, this movie series died a long time ago.....
Absolutely correct. Didn’t he end up in space at some point?
@@madtabby66that was Jason
@madtabby66 nah that was Jason unless they did a movie I'm unaware of
@@corey4370 right, my mistake. They both lost me as a fan around the 3rd movie.
perfect ending was Michael burning in the hospital back in 1981.
oh crap dang it I'm so heckin spooked now!
Ahhhh, spooky season is TIGHT
Ryan, please, I beg you to do more horror film pitches. There are so many mind-numbingly badly written horror films out there, that would be such a goldmine for you. Also, I love horror and I love pitch meetings. Super easy.
I hope "pass" becomes a new catchphrase 😂
A horror movie compilation? Wouldn’t that be difficult, threading multiple pitch meetings into one LONG pitch meeting marathon?
PM> “ACTUALLY its SUPER EASY,
Barely an Inconvenience!”
Didn't even need to click read more on that one 😂
Immediately getting in jokes and references is TIGHT
Hoping for a Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) pitch meeting for spooky season
"So then Leatherface walks into the bus full of teenagers and they all pull out their phones
So they all call the cops for help?
No no, they start to livestream it
They don't call for help when a bloody man holding a chainsaw and wearing a human face walks in the bus?
No, they just try to cancel him cuz, ya know, influencers"
Because being cancelled is the scariest thing that could happen to Gen z. Literally worse than death.
We need to get you on the Pitch Meeting writing team, it should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Leatherface knows how to cancel somebody
Once you realize that Ryan is probably playing both parts without wearing pants, you'll understand why producer guy is always saying, "wow, wow, wow...wow!"
Absolutely beautiful upload I will fall asleep to this at least a dozen times before the end of the year
I strongly appreciate you for knowing the difference between a pan and a tilt.
Please do a RoboCop pitch meeting
"That is pretty hot..." lmao
Pitch Meeting compilations are TIGHT!!
23:42 GET OUT OF THE POOL
Best recap of the last 2 Halloween movies!
I have a funny story form The Ring a friend of mine watched it and right at the end of the flashes when you see the ring a second later his phone actually rings in the theater so everyone tells them seven days lol
That's what he gets for not shutting off his phone in the theater. Those people suck.
Way better than sitting in the Evil Dead remake and a theater packed with dudes and one gal next to you who was more than uncomfortable having to watch it with her guy 😂
"Who's the protagonist in this movie?"
"Pass" 😂
The next episode should be interesting when the certain someone is introduced
It's a good day when Ryan uploads
When you first use iconic lines like 'barely an inconvenience', do you have any idea they will become such popular lines?
Iconic pitch meeting lines are TIGHT!
100%
People don't realise.
Need the rest of the Halloween movies as pitch meetings, the friday the 13th movies and Nightmare on Elm street movies as pitch meetings would also be nice.
16:30 my OCD needs that last wow
Wow
@@ethanstoltzman8421 bless you
@@ethanstoltzman8421 bless you
If he would’ve said “Okayyyy” after saying Bog John and Little John 😂
Love your vids Ryan
Ryan, how many times do I have to watch this compilation before you can buy a hot tub?! I just want you to relax after all you do for us.
I'd love if one day a Halloween pitch meeting had Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy in Halloween costumes for the whole pitch with little too no reference to it
Producer Guy dresses up as Screenwriter Guy and Screenwriter Guy dresses up as Producer Guy
@@shawncleary3450 I wonder if they could do it well enough that we wouldn't be able to tell that they had switched?
@@Marshallgill we'd know from which side of the room they stand on.
Compilations are TIGHT!
To be fair, there is nothing stronger on this earth than a marching band kid. The fiercest of all creatures.
Watching pitch meeting compilations is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"Firefighters"? Should've sent "Myerfighters" amiright?
Oh nooooooooo 😂😂😂
Tight....TIGHT!!!!
"And then the mob say 'evil dies tonight!'"
"That does sound like them"
😂😂😂
You always know how to make a great video!
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Love Pitch Meetings and Everything You Do.NUFF SAID.
I watched this twice and it's still good!
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I loved the Night Swim one!!😂😂
Everyone knows Michael myers became good at karate after taking lessons from martial arts legend busta rhymes! 😂
Great compilation for spooky season! For Halloween this year please do thankskilling. It's so bad and hilarious. I love it! Also, any chance of terrifier pitch meetings? Or would you not be able to stomach a watch to do them? 😂
I wash myself with a rag on a stick