The Ultimate John Wick Pitch Meeting Compilation
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John Wick's in a few weeks !
first time I watched a video 3 mins ago.
100% no. Its a lootbox scam disguised as a game
man i leave for a month or and i come back and he's doing raid ads, smh how much money do they give you people to where they can buy out half of my regular watching channels
no!
"Well, okay then!"
After the first pitch meeting is over. Skip to 8:54 to skip the raid ad
Thank you!!
You're a Saint and a scholar my friend, the community thanks you
Not all heroes wear capes
Get this man pinned
Champion
Raid sponsorship is bad enough, but not having Ryan read it is just unforgivable.
Where’s the ADstronaut!? Being back the ADstronaut!!
@@devondeswardt6239
The Ad-stronaught is only after his own videos unfortunately… same with his Canadian girlfriend whose a real person and not just him in a wig, and his Canadian cousin
I say it's the other way around: having Ryan not reading the ad is bad enough, but advertising Raid is unforgivable.
IKR
I'm glad Ryan didn't read it. Now I don't have to associate his wonderful voice with the thousands of youtubers who sold out & never shut up about Raid Shadow Lemons
Using "pow pow pow, pow" as a substitute for "wow wow wow, wow" is tight!!
@PitchMeetings. I have no idea what telegra is lol
That's better character growth/development than Hollywood gives us in most movies these days.
@@TheTherockjr I think it's E.D. medication.
😳 sus
"So what does the droopy breasted witch do next?" Gets me laughing every time.
How droopy are they? Tell me when to stop so I know...🤣
Lmao
@@commoncents4145 🤣🤣
"Who isn't an assassin?"
"His dog... for now."
Lmao
There is a video in the extras of john wick 1 where john wick is killed And the dog goes on a mission of revenge
@Te-legram 👉👉PitchMeethings does anyone fall for your bull shit?
He's a good boy.
I want to see a spin off featuring his dog in the canine assassin underworld. Call it Dog Wick.
Total missed opportunity not to call back to this with the assassin dogs in the third one
The Raid add felt like a prank. Each time you thought it was over it just went on and on and on and on.
It was almost 3 fucking minutes long! WTF is this crap. I like to listen to these compilations when falling asleep and now I most definitely won't be listening to this one ever again.
We need the Adstronaut.
I was wondering how three five-minute sketches together were 20 minutes long. A 5 minute ad would do it.
One can tell how this ad was pitched to its producer...
I was really loving the format of these pitch meetings but I was getting worried because I wasn't sure how ads could come and just ruin the experience to the point that I don't even want to watch the rest of the video and would rather just close the browser window. But lo! Someone made the decision to stick a 3-unbroken-goddamn-minute-long ad right-- just right in there, and to not even use Ryan George's voice to provide relief in the form of humor or talent! Awesome work everyone!
"John Wick is going to kill people for an hour and a half cause his dog was murdered? ..... I'm absolutely okay with that to be honest." lol. best line
Yeah
“Why would they blow up the dog’s house?” “John Wick’s house.” “That makes more sense.” Had me 🤣
Gotta say getting through the ad wasn't all that easy it was a huge inconvenience.
Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. You do know you can scroll to the end of the ad and continue watching the Pitch Meetings? Oh whoops. Whoopsie. 😂
@@Phantom-hy2ix How many times did people have to try to find the end of the neverending ad?
@@Phantom-hy2ix wow wow wow wow..........wow
Oh, monetizing youtube content by doing seemingly never-ending ads for mobile games is TIGHT!
Also a terrible game
Movie exec: ‘you’re making it tough for me to ruin this thing’
Raid shadow legend ads: ‘hold my beer’
Raid Shadow Legends ads: Actually this is gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience
“The dog’s probably having a pretty good time” is probably the funniest part in all three of these lmao
“Let’s just say they could swing an election if they wanted to.”
“Like with a strategic political assassination?”
“No, just sheer numbers.”
That one got me.
I know right. This is comedy gold
I dont get it
@@senzaiishiki.In the first movie, the secret assassin world is supposed to be small and closely guarded, but as the movies go on, it truly feels like literally everyone else is also a secret assassin. So the original line about swinging elections WAS intended to mean “we have significant, deadly influence” but ended up being “there are so fucking many of us that we could comprise a voting bloc”
"You're making it tough for me to ruin this thing."
I wish more writers did that.
Speaking as a writer, it's so very hard, and you get so very tired, then you think you've settled something, and two months later it's been changed again....... ;_;
It's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience. You just have to put a 5 minute ad for Raid Shadow Legends in the middle.
They certainly managed to ruin this video. It’s the only one of Ryan’s videos that I’ll never re-watch.
And then they ruined it in 2 and 3
@TheEllusionist yep. I watched 1 a little after it first came out. Didn't watch 2 and 3 until a couple of weeks ago and I was expecting a lot, due to how highly people speak about the John Wick series but they definitely did not manage to strike gold a second and third time unfortunately.
“Okay some people better die for that” with the facial expression change gets me every time
Was pretty much everyone's reaction
I laughed
Those who kill dogs deserve a visit from John Wick
As the owner of two dogs I agree
Holy crap that Raid sponsorship was way more jarring than it needed to be. Lol
every single one of you spent more time complaining about it than watching it. making you spend about 5 to 10 times more of your time for that ad. congrats
@@dizzlegrizzle1919... what?
@@dizzlegrizzle1919 if you had not used cut and paste i would have said you were wasting time moaning about moaners wasting time.
"John Wick is gonna kill people for an hour and a half cause his dog was murdered?"
"That's right sir"
"I'm absolutely okay with that to be honest."
Yes
The thing I love most about this screenwriter is that he mans up and declares there aren't multiple drafts of his works. The first draft is the only and final draft.
Cool story bro
It must be hard for them to produce a film from only one draft.
@@karimamin2 No, super easy barely an inconvicience
@@suigetsuhyuga7772 oh really?!
@@suigetsuhyuga7772 wow wow wow.... wow
"So what does the droopy breasted witch do next?" That was genius.
"Why would they blow up the dog's house" 😂
Who gave the Raid Shadow Legends guy a mic? That voice is excruciating. Polar opposite of Ryan's voice.
Agreed. The beauty of this channel is that it’s all Ryan, all the time, without ScreenRant type nonsense.
Lets be real, if someone said to you "hey can you take these 4 videos someone already made for your channel, paste them together and insert a 45 second ad for $10-25,000. Would the first thing on your mind be "okay but what if people the voice" 😆
I thought this channel was supposed to be All Ryan, all the time. I guess Screen Rant still owns it at the end of the day tho :(
It was quite the inconvenience
The voice is not the problem for me, it's that I've been tricked into watching the beginning of the ad! 😡
@@Luke_Groundwalker no I would say go f**k yourself to the company and tell them if they don't like the god damn adstronaut they can get lost because that's how shit works here.
That face after the dead dog reveal...sums up so well what we all felt in the theater. Bravo sir...
How did you manage to avoid that spoiler? I remember there were memes everywhere about that even before the movies premiered.
@@Carsa-is6vb doesn't make it any easier to witness that scene.
I'll be honest: I'm not an animal lover. I find them to be very annoying and dogs are at the top of that list. But, I don't support animal abuse of any kind and even I was heated when they murdered that dog. Even my mother, who is deathly afraid of dogs, was hoping John would kill everyone for what they did to the dog.
I have watched that pitch meeting a few times and I still laugh when he does that. I never gets old!😅
@@korbell1089 One of, if not THE best, things Producer Guy has ever done in this series.
"John Wick is going to kill people for an hour and a half because his dog was murdered? I am absolutely OK with that."
"Can't there guys just shot the horse?" - "do you remember what he did after someone killed his dog?" - "ah, right, sounds reasonable"
"There's Tilda Swinton on the turntables..." 🤣😂🤣
And not just "on the turntables" but fuckin' HEADBANGING on the turntables! 😲🤣🤣
had me rolling
Winston's flash mob was part of the one-hour head start, to make sure no one around them in the park would kill John during their conversation.
Oh thats actually some extra bits of brilliance , love it
I don't think that makes it any less ridiculous.
This might sound crazy but hear me out, imagine if we had the technology to send a message to a whole bunch of people at the same time. Maybe he could even use this magical technology to organise flash mobs.
3:59 "Pow pow pow ... pow" choked on my coffee
LOL an excellent twist on his usual catch phrase
"This 60 minutes timer is 7 hours long"
-Every single action movie with a countdown in existence
5*
You know in the 4th movie I'm expecting one guy to go up to John and be like," you know this job has really aged you, I mean it's only been a week and you look 10 years older".
@@TheScarletSlayer lmao that'd be hilarious
@@TheDotButLoooong by John wick 9 it'll finally be next week in the movies timeline and Keanu Reeves will be 80
Yay! Another overrated action franchise with overrated actors that Hollywood is gonna keep going to the point of stupidity (like Fast & Furious). Fuck you Hollywood.
I think producer guy’s silent reaction to them killing the dog is possibly my favourite moment in the entirety of Pitch Meetings ever. And that says a lot; not just because I must have watched at least 98% of all these but also there are so many absolutely amazing moments but that silence, is like, golden 🤪
Also him just going “doggie” after writer guy says he finds a dog and that’s it we’re done… “doggie”😂
Oh, wanting people to die because a dog was killed is Tight!
@@neebs929 Tight!! Oh Wow wow wow……………..,.. wow 😁
@@deeobrien5417 Feeling like any human that kills a dog deserves murder really is Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience. So you have a motive for me to root for a crazy amount of head shot murder? Yes sir I do!
It’s the only time he ever displays an emotion other than smiling or look completely shocked. It’s so brilliant. 😂
I love the “super easy barely an inconvenience “ line in all of these it just pokes a funny hole in all these movies and tv shows 😂😂
The hand lowering for saggy breasted measurements for John Wick was physical comedy done right! I shot Sprite out my nose all over my screen.
Screenrant editor: you know how our comments are always about how ryan is the best and they love him?
Screenrant supervisor: yeah..
Editor: we should do an ad read and not even have him voice it so it feels disjointed
Supervisor: why would we do that?
Editor: cause money!
Needs more Adstronaut.
They called producer guy the executive in the ad between the 1st and 2nd meeting smh my head
Definitely should have ryan..if they paid like 1/3 of that ad money to ryan to have him read and write it, people wouldve loved it
This isn't even Screenrant anymore
@@jotheunissen9274 the channel literally says “pitch meeting by screenrant” what are you on about?
Funny how car accidents "tickle" John Wick. He must be from the Fast & Furious universe, where vehicles are used as soft mattresses to land on.
I'm from that same universe, and you're absolutely right! When my wife and I are ready to go to bed, we usually jump off the roof of our house and onto a car! And our kids absolutely refuse to go to sleep until we set off a concussion grenade in their rooms!
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go get a Corona, one quarter mile at a time, because nothing is more important than family!
@@ckEagle165 same but I always get a head trauma and the grenade part all my kids scream in pain but they are very very quiet now
Seen the new John Wick 4 times, psyched for the Pitch Meeting 😍
I'm here to prepare for John Wick 4.
Wife dies from being the spouse of the main character 😭
That can be deadly
😂
He should have given her his plot armor
Dog had the same Problem :(
Dead wife’s are tight 😂
his face morphing into his horror at the mention of the dead dog will be the highlight of my week
10:08 "and in this one they blow up his house". "why would they blow up the dog's house?" 😂
Watching pitch meeting instead of the movies is TIGHT!
That commerical just went on and on and on holy crap
Right. The ad was 3 minutes long! Either I'm into in 30 seconds or I'm not into it at all. Making the ad longer doesn't give them more time to intrigue me.
every single one of you spent more time complaining about it than watching it. making you spend about 5 to 10 times more of your time for that ad. congrats
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My favorite parts was when the exec would ask a question about a random person in the movie only to realize they are a part of the secret assassin group. So basically the entire thing was my favorite part.
@Te-legram 👉👉PitchMeethings How about 👉👉👉 *NO*
His name. Is PRODUCER GUY.
I have to say...your comedic acting and writing skills are EXCELLENT!! So witty and well played...makes me burst out laughing every time. LOVE this channel so much....THANKS RYAN!!
Prediction on the the chapter 4 pitch meeting.
Writer: So Winstom tells John that to get out he has to challenge the marquis to a duel.
Producer: Wait, if he could get out by challenging a member of the high table to a duel, why didn't he do that 2 movies ago?
Writer: You see my back sir?
Producer: Yes, I do.
Writer: Can you get off it please?
Producer: Fair enough!
😂😂
I will always love the line “ohhhh you’re making it really hard for me or ruin this.”
Not super easy… a very large inconvenience
Producer guy getting on board immediately about the premise of John Wick is all of us lmao
My favorite thing about when Pitch Meeting did John Wick was how Ryan is basically just explaining the plot there aren't many points where he's blatantly making fun of it for being stupid until he gets to the two sequels, maybe a sign Ryan actually likes the movie
I think Ryan likes a lot of movies that he does pitch meetings for, just because you like a movie doesn't mean you can't tease it
He usually just explains the story in movies when they’re so ridiculous on their own that he doesn’t need to make shit up to make them look unbelievable.
"okay, some people better die for that"
Nobody who dislikes movies is going to take/invent a job that involves watching lots of movies.
"-doggies!"
"They killed his dog" sad reaction follows...
"Ok, some people better die for that"
LMAO 😂🤣😂
21:15 to be fair, when Napoleon had come back to France after having been exiled, he landed with roughly 1000 men, and met an army tenfold. The commanding French army ordered to either take Napoleon or shoot him, but the men threw their arms to the ground and legit joined him. And then he was able to briefly retake France before Waterloo lmao. so, i mean, respect and admiration of someone, can go a long way.
Legit fr fr no cap on God
- "... and they kill his dog"
- "Ok, some people better die for that!"
LMAO!!!!
Keanu is known for being extremely thoughtful.
*You’re* extremely thoughtful!
Having a full-fledged commercial in the middle of your pitch meeting is definitely very much an inconvenience!
And that is very much an an understatement!
"There's Tilda Swinton on the turntable..." xD My neighbours are gonna hate me for waking them up laughing so loud
Yeah, I was cracking up at the Baba Yaga part because I heard that was supposed to be a witch too.
Plot twist: The Screenwriter Guy and The Producer Guy are actually part of the secret underground assassin world too🤣
It'd be funny to have a parody where the entire city; baristas, police, old ladies, etc... are all hitmen
I can't be the only one that came back to rewatch this as a recap for the franchise in time for chapter 4, instead of just binging the prior 3 movies.
Do one for 'Speed' (1994), please. Such an iconic movie! 🚌
Strategic horse slapping is tight!
Pitch Meetings = Rare word combinations in a sentence. 😂
We need a RAID pitch meeting badly.
My son and I just saw John Wick 4. I sh*t you not...this movie was 3 HOURS LONG. And it had an end credit scene. It was like watching a Marvel movie.
Trust me. It stops at 4.
I read they have #5 in the works & it will probably end at 4 .....4 hours that is.
Could we get a Pitch Meeting for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters?
I legitimately love that movie as the ultimate guilty pleasure movie!!
@@hockeyking30 You are not the only one. It's a pretty good movie.
@@hockeyking30 I love it as well. However, you have to admit, it is worthy of being roasted.
Fun to catch clips of Pitch Meetings between the Raid commercial.
loool!!!!
Producer guy: This John Wick guy is never going to die
John Wick Chapter 4: 👀
Can't wait for John Wick 4 pitch meeting
It's funny when he talks about the fist fight with a 60 year old. The actor who played Vigo is only 4 years older than Keanu Reeves.😀
"Was" 4 years older.
RIP.
The thing with John Wick's dog reminds of the first time I watched Alien.
I didn't have any particularly strong emotions when the crew was killed of one by one, but whenever the safety of Jonesy, the crew's cat, was in question I was super tense.
It's really fascinating how we tend to prioritize the lives of animals over humans in fiction.
Because animals are better than people.
yup, nobody likes innocent collateral casualties.
Off
Kinda disturbing if you think about it.
During the pitch meeting for John Wick 1, I was expecting Ryan to mention the scene were Viggo is explaining to his son why you don't fuck with John Wick.
He got me at "you're making it real hard for me to ruin this thing"
And so John Wick does a back flip, snaps the bad guy's neck, and saves the day!
Everyone with a dog:
"I am John Wick"
"No I am John Wick"
"I am John Wick!"
We need a divergent series one. Would love to see what he says about the never ending it!
That expression when he said kills the dog. Had me rollin.
Just being honest, if everyone is part of the secret world, it's not a secret, it's just the world.
Ah, but you see, the lizard people have proved you can be the world and the secret world at the same time!
I literally just binge watched all 3 movies on HBO Max and then 25 minutes later this popped up. aMAZing, sir!
That was not a coincidence.
I love the continuing character arc of Producer Guy’s love for dogs and his anger when they are hurt.
I love how the criticisms about the first two movies brought up here are about so much less important points than in most other pitch meetings because they’re actually really good movies
“Strategic horse-slapping is tight!”
Ryan, what you are able to do is amazing. Don't ever stop making Pitch Meetings, because you're the only person I could ever see making these videos. You are the best comedian I have ever seen, so keep it up!
"it's called john wick, it's about this guy named john wick" fun fact: the movie was originally supposed to be called "scorn" but keanu kept calling it "john wick" in interviews so they changed the title. other facts: in the original script, john wick was supposed to be 75 years old, and was only supposed to kill 11 people in the movie
😆"...Tilda Swinton on the turntables...." That one caught me off guard. 😂 Glad I wasn't drinking anything. That would have been an inconvenience.
This channel being almost at 1M subscribers is TIGHT!
I’ve binge watched over 36 hours of videos on this channel and honestly it hurts and helps my movie experience. Appreciate the brain food
Hahaha dat face after the "killed his dog"
Just casually waiting for a Puss in Boots: The Last Wish pitch meeting.
Man I can't wait to see how he handles the wolf cause...never thought I'd see the day where people SIMP for...well....
muerte. haHA
You should do some pitch meetings for some of the real old classics.
Like Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, From here to Eternity, or Ben Hur. Or any of the many great movies made before 1970.
James Bond hunts Dr No
Think we would fall asleep before ben hur pitch meeting finishes 😴
Chinatown!!
Oof that ad read almost made me run the other way. Only you, Ryan!
That in-VIN-cible line is so subtle 🤌
1 million coming in super easy barely an inconvenience (i appreciate all the hard work ryan and y'all do)
Newly released pitch meetings about previously released pitch meetings are tight!
Prosecutor: your honor, this main killed almost 100 people
John Wick: they killed my dog
Judge: not guilty! Court is adjourned
The fact that John Wick can kill anyone with anything including respect just makes sense to me 🤣🤣🤣
Oh shot I bursted out laughing just now at the “powpowpow..pow” 😂😂
I'm gonna comment on every video until it happens...PLEASE DO THE BLADE TRILOGY!
I've been watching these pitch meetings for so long, I'm starting to believe there really are 2 different people talking to each other.
18:52 idk why, but I love the phrasing and delivery of “I do like watching the killings”😂
So matter-of-fact
John Wick's walking house is my favorite part of the movies.
With chicken legs.
5:40 All the movies, their fans, and every plot hole explained right in the one second.
The face change when he reveals the dog dies. Lol
It's a straight and simple movie. You can't really mess up that formula.
Please do a Pitch Meeting for The Room! I've been asking for the past two years, and I guess I'll be asking for 2 more!
It will be a 2 hours pitch meeting 🤣
@Ernest Yunardi opposite of a problem
Oh, hi Mark.
Would love a pitch meeting for Mad Max: Fury Road