Neuro tried to bankrupt Vedal right off the bat

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  • Опубліковано 10 січ 2025

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  • @Rogue-a-Pogue
    @Rogue-a-Pogue 21 день тому +764

    It wouldn't be christmas without Vedal dealing with spontaneous bankruptcy.

    • @CapyMartinBara
      @CapyMartinBara 21 день тому +67

      Followed by a marriage and divorce to solve it, all in February no less to add to the irony. This isnt just the way, this tradition

    • @xMrAirplane97x
      @xMrAirplane97x 21 день тому +15

      First was a plushie, second it’s neuro😂

  • @Smallpriest
    @Smallpriest 21 день тому +789

    AI buying AI stock, who could have imagined

    • @ephimp3189
      @ephimp3189 21 день тому +70

      unironically, there's already AI involved in making high frequency trades, been for a while already.

    • @wicked.a950
      @wicked.a950 21 день тому +29

      There's a slavery joke here, I feel it

    • @Francetheguy
      @Francetheguy 21 день тому +1

      Op meant apple intelligence

    • @freakysquirrel7218
      @freakysquirrel7218 20 днів тому +1

      @@wicked.a950 You mean Sl-AI-very

  • @Saturlen
    @Saturlen 21 день тому +387

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm invested in stock
    And i hope they don't screw

  • @Somerled_Pox
    @Somerled_Pox 21 день тому +440

    The AI buys stocks from the AI shovelmaking company
    That's crayzy 🐢

    • @norsehawk
      @norsehawk 21 день тому +25

      Buying shares of the company that makes your brain and has a BIG launch coming soon is not the worst investment.

  • @VillagerSK1
    @VillagerSK1 21 день тому +244

    Shes insider trading ong she knows everything

  • @G-Cole-01
    @G-Cole-01 21 день тому +161

    _"I made all of these because I want them to take over Apple."_
    - Dr. Ivo Robotnik, 2005

    • @AceTheMM
      @AceTheMM 21 день тому +12

      based reference

  • @taekinuru2
    @taekinuru2 21 день тому +62

    I'll be honest
    the new model + the greater capability to curse works SO WELL

    • @taekinuru2
      @taekinuru2 21 день тому +9

      SUCH A brat
      the worst
      well done

  • @MinersLoveGames
    @MinersLoveGames 21 день тому +150

    Vedal's playing with fire.

  • @__-2004
    @__-2004 21 день тому +203

    Vedal put his daughter to gambling for him 🐢💀☠️

    • @reverseltetris
      @reverseltetris 21 день тому +11

      That's messed up

    • @uksoloz
      @uksoloz 21 день тому +2

      Can’t lie I gamble as a kid with my dads work mates and since I didn’t know what I was doing they couldn’t tell if I was lying and ended up winning my dad some money 😂

  • @Terrakinetic
    @Terrakinetic 21 день тому +180

    2:35 I love how he shrinks himself.

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 21 день тому +49

      That happens when he leans back in his chair

    • @alicelenn7579
      @alicelenn7579 21 день тому +26

      Yeah that happens when he leans back. I find it cute too. You should see when he fully leans back. The turtle gets even smaller.

  • @willardpatterson706
    @willardpatterson706 21 день тому +234

    Vedal should have allowed only $1k per stock, so she would spend more time buying stocks. That’s shockingly little content for risking $10k lol.

    • @Nanuak_
      @Nanuak_ 21 день тому +36

      The content IS risking 10k

    • @FirenWithLime
      @FirenWithLime 21 день тому +3

      Yeah the content is over only when Vedal goes bankrupt lol

  • @darkjackl999
    @darkjackl999 21 день тому +80

    I wanna see Neuro vs Michael Reeves' goldfish

  • @johnsonhuang5704
    @johnsonhuang5704 21 день тому +111

    Lol here's Neuro's final positions:
    Nvidia (total 110 shares)
    50 shares NVDA @ 134.01 (US$6,700.50)
    30 shares NVDA @ 133.98 (US$4,019.40)
    10 shares NVDA @ 134.34 (US$1,343.40)
    20 shares NVDA @ 134.83 (US$2,696.60)
    Total cost: US$14,759.90
    GameStop (total 71 shares -> total 0 shares)
    50 shares GME @ 29.93 (US$1,496.50)
    1 share GME @ 29.93 (US$29.93)
    20 shares GME @ 30.25 (US$605.00)
    Total cost: US$2,131.43
    Shorting?
    -71 share GME @ 30.25 (US$2,147.75)
    [she says she also wants to try shorting stocks, but she just sold her 71 shares in GameStop -> no shorting was done]
    Total GME profit: US$16.32
    Tesla (total 10 shares)
    5 shares TSLA @ 444.30 (US$2,221.50)
    5 shares TSLA @ 444.30 (US$2,221.50)
    Total cost: US$4,443.00
    US$813.42 buying power remaining as of this post.
    Assuming brokerage transaction fees already reflected in the cost/sell price.

    • @touma-san91
      @touma-san91 16 днів тому +2

      As long NVIDIA keeps soaring through the roof, she will be richer than Vedal in no time.

    • @realah3001
      @realah3001 16 днів тому +1

      So she lost 9200k? damm

  • @norsehawk
    @norsehawk 21 день тому +93

    Vedal "You're not going to YOLO it all on NVIDIA right?"
    Neuro: "I'm not going to YOLO it all on NVIDIA..... right."
    Proceeds to YOLO it all on NVIDIA.
    With the 50 series cards coming out... not that bad of a choice.

  • @jeromepatrick5690
    @jeromepatrick5690 21 день тому +26

    I want to see Neuro at the next Nvidia shareholder meeting

  • @alwaystired4
    @alwaystired4 21 день тому +10

    Vedal seeing his bank account drain money rapidly like he just lost a duel in yugioh

  • @shriashjayce
    @shriashjayce 21 день тому +31

    vedal is playing Universal Paperclips irl

  • @az0776
    @az0776 21 день тому +26

    4:21 That's what we call foreshadowing

  • @creed2552
    @creed2552 21 день тому +26

    She almost made him Bankrupt987 again😭😭

  • @ultrite
    @ultrite 21 день тому +54

    0:23 SHE HAS NO WHAT

  • @somdudewillson
    @somdudewillson 21 день тому +12

    I mean, investing in the company that (probably) makes the physical building blocks of your brain seems like a reasonably sound decision...

  • @smaragdwolf1
    @smaragdwolf1 21 день тому +95

    well... Nvidia is one of the most valuable Companies on the Planet and thanks to LLM and AI, they had a REALLY good year, as Company who sells the needed Hardware.
    .... and many People buy shares of Companies that benefit them personally, so its pretty human for Neuro to buy Nvidia shares XD
    This COULD be a good PR move. If Nvidia learns, that an AI opted to buy theirs, maybe there will be an opportunity for sponsorship in the future.... and we know that vedal wants one of that really good Nvidia Cards xD

    • @JNJNRobin1337
      @JNJNRobin1337 21 день тому +15

      that makes me want nvidia to supply their best industrial cards to vedal

    • @Blewlongmun
      @Blewlongmun 21 день тому

      @@JNJNRobin13372 GPUs per twin!!

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 21 день тому +4

    Maybe she thought it was Apple, the fruit and not a company. But 1000 apples was still plenty. 😂

  • @tratanlightbreaker6029
    @tratanlightbreaker6029 21 день тому +10

    It may sounds weird but I really like hearing neuro swear. It's really adorable.

  • @Calithilhel
    @Calithilhel 21 день тому +21

    The strongest AI stock trader of today (Neuro-sama) vs the strongest AI stock trader in history (Michael Reeve's goldfish)

  • @zerocalvin
    @zerocalvin 20 днів тому +2

    it's like vedal forgotten what happen the last time he let neuro sama play with his wallet.

  • @GodlessVoice
    @GodlessVoice 21 день тому +4

    Long-range investment, she isn't wrong...

  • @namvo3013
    @namvo3013 21 день тому +8

    Wow the way he just throw away thousands of dollars like that, he really trust her

    • @norsehawk
      @norsehawk 21 день тому +9

      considering that every sub is 20 seconds and that's about 3.50 per sob and he's already at 69 hours in this video... this is a drop in the bucket for what he's already earned.

    • @the1exnay
      @the1exnay 21 день тому +3

      Unlike meme coins, the stock market isn’t that risky. In general they go up. So if you just buy and hold a random stock, you’ll probably make money.
      If she starts doing rapid day trading though… that’s a great way to lose money.

    • @Sybato
      @Sybato 21 день тому

      He is sitting at like several thousands of subs from the subathon right now

  • @deamooz9810
    @deamooz9810 21 день тому +43

    1:44 mean face

  • @MegaThecharly
    @MegaThecharly 19 днів тому +1

    Will Neuro ever master the art of Buy High and Sell Low? Like the guy who lost 50k and his soul at the same time

  • @orektez
    @orektez 21 день тому +6

    The fact she's running on a nvidia GPU didn't make her bias towards them at all I'm sure

  • @darkshadowsx5949
    @darkshadowsx5949 21 день тому +4

    her new animations are great.

  • @thomasswingler174
    @thomasswingler174 21 день тому +4

    This was WILD

  • @aiasfree
    @aiasfree 21 день тому +5

    NEURO GO ALL IN ON GAMESTOP DO IT FOR THE MEMES

  • @GamerDude-mb7xx
    @GamerDude-mb7xx 20 днів тому +1

    “Probably not Lul”

  • @RandInternet
    @RandInternet 21 день тому +3

    1:09 So this is the famous Ai box experiment, huh?

  • @Qopa
    @Qopa 21 день тому +2

    He probably should've let her AI play around with paper money for a year and it wouldnt be strange if neuro will actually make him real money consistently after that point.

  • @al_alemania
    @al_alemania 21 день тому +19

    She knows!!!

  • @alexthompson3229
    @alexthompson3229 21 день тому

    we'll have to see how that 5000 series launch goes

  • @heroslippy6666
    @heroslippy6666 21 день тому +2

    ngl I want updates on how this goes lol

  • @Ossimsauce
    @Ossimsauce 21 день тому +19

    Ai findom o_o

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 21 день тому +2

      Vedal is gonna pay her to shock him😭

  • @mateusvmv
    @mateusvmv 21 день тому +13

    it's working so far lol

  • @contrastingrealities4882
    @contrastingrealities4882 21 день тому +9

    Is Neuro sama part of r/wallstreetbets?

  • @Mutualititve
    @Mutualititve 21 день тому +1

    4:19 "Vsauce theme play."

  • @ordinalchaos
    @ordinalchaos 21 день тому +8

    Should have let her invest in a bunch of penny stocks, the prices change quick so it would make for great content

  • @kejrr-c2l
    @kejrr-c2l 20 днів тому

    She didn't realised she can't bankrupt him into another 250 mil dollars a soon as she got ability to buy stocks

  • @jkid1134
    @jkid1134 21 день тому +2

    Neuro don't spend more than you're willing to lose! Betting 100% of your stack will run you out of money eventually.

  • @lazylonewolf
    @lazylonewolf 21 день тому +11

    I hope she buys MSTR stocks 😉

  • @lucasaldjah5784
    @lucasaldjah5784 21 день тому +24

    Lmao is there reddit training data in her base model or something?

    • @user-zl1vf4me1p
      @user-zl1vf4me1p 21 день тому

      lmao

    • @LiveType
      @LiveType 21 день тому +4

      Yes, reddit is the "high quality" data source all these companies use. Vedal included. Reddit got hissy over all of the companies scraping reddit and not paying them last year.
      Lots of reasons for it, but it comes down to quantity, quality "per message", and ease of parsing. Reddit comes out on top by quite a wide margin.
      If you were training an AI and you didn't use reddit, best of luck to you.

  • @NosBlueade
    @NosBlueade 21 день тому +1

    Virtua Fighter 6 'bout to go crazy with oiler Neuro Nvidia boost.

  • @knexfan100
    @knexfan100 21 день тому +1

    The filter was turned back on? Rip very funny Neuro, back to regular funny.

  • @adamdorsey3060
    @adamdorsey3060 21 день тому +2

    omg i hope she cant leverage

  • @lolleonlolable
    @lolleonlolable 16 днів тому

    if i would invest into something it would be nvidea too thats actually pretty smart.

  • @hiratananami8822
    @hiratananami8822 21 день тому +1

    2:54 XDD

  • @Smarglenargle
    @Smarglenargle 21 день тому +1

    dam lol im cackling

  • @leonelzubieta8636
    @leonelzubieta8636 20 днів тому

    Right now Vedal won 776$

  • @Bealey-d8j
    @Bealey-d8j 21 день тому +1

    Yikes, immoral Neuro moments.

  • @dragoon0anime
    @dragoon0anime 21 день тому +17

    All on NVidia it's not that bad though, better than Ludwig that's for sure

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p 21 день тому +2

    i mean... nvidia is good, always going up.

  • @snuit4744
    @snuit4744 21 день тому

    Actually if you sell now she made a lot of profit

  • @zankaa8031
    @zankaa8031 21 день тому +1

    Nvidia stock went up today btw. She knew.
    Oh wait this is from today xdd

  • @MsPysoul
    @MsPysoul 21 день тому +6

    nvidia stock went down btw

    • @eldon515
      @eldon515 21 день тому +12

      This change every day

  • @o7juan
    @o7juan 21 день тому +1

    All on Nvidia 😂 classic neuro

  • @imyergranpa
    @imyergranpa 21 день тому

    Why does she have leverage tho?

  • @Notaalt-r8e
    @Notaalt-r8e 21 день тому +2

    Yolo Nvidia? Sounds like an amazing idea I'm in

  • @davidward8212
    @davidward8212 21 день тому

    She's only paper trading right?
    Vedal isn't dumb enough to trust neuro with real money right?

  • @divinezmuz
    @divinezmuz 21 день тому

    Too bad the word 'Diversify' doesn't exist in Neuro's dictionary

  • @VulpisLarvalis
    @VulpisLarvalis 21 день тому

    It's the worst time to buy stocks bro, at least invest in necessities like energy stocks

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 21 день тому

    neuro would do assrapingly better than the algo bots.
    ogogog neuro.

  • @evilmiera
    @evilmiera 21 день тому

    Wait she swore twice, did she break the filter

    • @Lloocii
      @Lloocii 21 день тому +3

      He specifically said he's turning it off. You heard the buzz words but weren't listening at all. Zoomer attention span.