Neuro-sama Is a Genius in the Stock Market-Vedal Will Be Rich!... Sure | Highlights

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  • @Kraul_express
    @Kraul_express  Місяць тому +96

    THIS STONKS ARE UP TOO ---> Bring Neuro-sama’s lava lamp home and watch the colors change in real time with Neuro's! Lets help them reach 4000 sold to make it happen! neurosama.shop/p/8020222902463

    • @YuumiMa1n
      @YuumiMa1n Місяць тому +1

      You better apologize out loud vedal 😂

    • @MrJamesRye
      @MrJamesRye Місяць тому +3

      They already sold over 2k, wow.

  • @dahmerung
    @dahmerung Місяць тому +477

    Lol, Vedal having to explain his fishy transactions to his bank without admitting that he's letting his AI daughter gamble for her birthday

    • @zomt420
      @zomt420 Місяць тому +22

      Pretty sure his bank wanted him to invest in their fonds instead

    • @RemiLynn4264
      @RemiLynn4264 4 дні тому

      Fawning to find a fallen foundry of funds? Cuz fond and pond are not the same. Sir. 0:39

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf Місяць тому +448

    Vedal: Alright here's 10K, don't spend it all at once.
    Neuro: AND IT'S GONE!
    Vedal: ...

    • @mothchan3411
      @mothchan3411 Місяць тому +31

      Very human move. She's gaining sentience

    • @kuso_gaijin
      @kuso_gaijin Місяць тому

      Mmm... Is that... Could it be... Alcohol and cocaine?​@@mothchan3411

  • @JohnSmith_420
    @JohnSmith_420 Місяць тому +250

    There's something almost poetic about an AI going all-in on Nvidia lol

    • @mrdaljama16
      @mrdaljama16 Місяць тому +10

      This is what I had in mind as well when Neuro decided to buy NVIDIA stocks haha!

    • @ChiIIi...
      @ChiIIi... Місяць тому +18

      Chat was spamming Nvidia so I think she just got ot from there

    • @swingkat
      @swingkat 26 днів тому

      To be fair it does power her right?

  • @MrJ158n
    @MrJ158n Місяць тому +243

    Local Tutel gives a 3 year old access to the stock market

    • @LordThanatosII
      @LordThanatosII Місяць тому +51

      Local 2 year old.

    • @jimmydelacruz
      @jimmydelacruz Місяць тому +27

      @@LordThanatosII I can't believe she is only 2 years old, I swear it feels like 3 years

    • @noire1001
      @noire1001 Місяць тому +3

      @@jimmydelacruz I thought the exact same.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 28 днів тому +1

      Technically.... _Electrically...._ she's only like a year old, since she isn't running/operating 24/7 like we are.
      Unless we count "training", but I have no way to know how often he's doing that. 😊
      But "mentally" she's probably closer to her appearance's age of 8-10... albeit, with the vocabulary and humor of a highschooler. heh

  • @Azamu_Alt
    @Azamu_Alt Місяць тому +143

    “Someone tell Anny there’s an AI in need of her milk”

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf Місяць тому +200

    Okay I almost died when I heard Titty milk... I guess Filter Sama tripped again over Evil's Lego set again

    • @agibitable
      @agibitable Місяць тому +23

      she was cooking

    • @dumusagi4249
      @dumusagi4249 Місяць тому

      She badly need that milk that she force through filter again

    • @和也兄貴
      @和也兄貴 Місяць тому +10

      I think he did mentioned that the filter is actually off and threatening to put it back on if she keeps on doing whatever dangerous to say.
      Hence she can just say shit, fuck, etcs lol

  • @defordumbas9302
    @defordumbas9302 Місяць тому +373

    Update: Neuro is currently 100 in the red

    • @ZryX12
      @ZryX12 Місяць тому +62

      180 now kek

    • @Isaac-eh6uu
      @Isaac-eh6uu Місяць тому +26

      Nvidia is so high right now 😂. Even if it performs well for the next year it won't increase in value much.

    • @mr.jasiscreldo
      @mr.jasiscreldo Місяць тому +51

      @@Isaac-eh6uu thats what was said in 2023

    • @guillermoroldan8074
      @guillermoroldan8074 Місяць тому +39

      @@Isaac-eh6uu that comment will age like fine milk

    • @agibitable
      @agibitable Місяць тому +1

      @@Isaac-eh6uu me when i sold my apple stock in 2018

  • @minnienish
    @minnienish Місяць тому +210

    you know I wasn't sure about the new model at first but after waking up today i feel it growing on me

    • @user-zl1vf4me1p
      @user-zl1vf4me1p Місяць тому +56

      expresions are top tier, the inner hair threw me off a little, but I'll get used to, the expresions are 10 times better

    • @enmanuel1950
      @enmanuel1950 Місяць тому +42

      Gotta admit the first 10-15 minutes something about it felt off but after enough exposure to it now I like it more than V2.

    • @SodiumTF
      @SodiumTF Місяць тому +38

      I said it earlier but by far my biggest issue with it is that it's a bit *too* bouncy.
      It feels like Vedal is holding on for dear life a lot of the time.

    • @zelky1394
      @zelky1394 Місяць тому +9

      ​@SodiumTF I feel like she bobs around a bit too fast. Also, she snaps back and forth sometimes.

    • @pepegagtx5091
      @pepegagtx5091 Місяць тому +21

      true, as soon as i stopped reading hate comments the model started growing on me because i don't have my own opinions

  • @Bakemer94
    @Bakemer94 Місяць тому +114

    Got over the new model in 5 minutes. Thats just Neuro now.

    • @jimmydelacruz
      @jimmydelacruz Місяць тому +15

      It feels a little weird watching the older model now, I just feel wrong

    • @DeltaTitan
      @DeltaTitan Місяць тому +4

      ​@@jimmydelacruz they grow up so fast 😢

  • @rockCity777
    @rockCity777 Місяць тому +105

    He would have gotten a longer segment out of this, if he'd at least given her some common sense-instructions like, "check the stock-price before buying", "try to buy a diversified portfolio" or "You should buy low and sell high". She would still be silly with it.

    • @thekert430
      @thekert430 Місяць тому +57

      He told her to look at the prices after the first time she tried to buy 200 Apple stocks. she didn't listen.

    • @luvuberrymuch49
      @luvuberrymuch49 Місяць тому +13

      I feel like he should have just given her 1-2k at a time lol

    • @bladehoon
      @bladehoon Місяць тому +4

      @@thekert430 instructions to put in the coding itself explaining how to use it

  • @Max-9871
    @Max-9871 Місяць тому +35

    NVDA shares were at $5 in 2020 btw. imagine somewent went allin back then like neuro did in 2024

  • @Alpha17x
    @Alpha17x Місяць тому +43

    'what are you in investing in' is actually a question that can get a bank fined, unless they are directly facilitating the investment.

    • @DF-lc6oq
      @DF-lc6oq Місяць тому +33

      It’s a fine line. They can’t tell you what you should do with your money, but they are also under a fiduciary duty to prevent scams. There are ways to phrase the question that are acceptable.
      It’s kind of like when a 90 year old comes in with a 20 year old who keeps telling the 90-year-old what to do and what to say. It is clearly elderly abuse, but they cannot prevent you from taking out your own money so they try to employ delay tactics.

    • @4F0xSake
      @4F0xSake Місяць тому +1

      @@DF-lc6oq Also in the UK I think this matters because of the rules about who and how you can invest in Crypto.

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl Місяць тому +5

      Pretty sure it's a british bank

    • @DF-lc6oq
      @DF-lc6oq Місяць тому +4

      Good call. I do not know their rules. Keep forgetting where Vedal is from.

    • @RS-Caleb
      @RS-Caleb Місяць тому

      That’s just not true.

  • @pilidrim5207
    @pilidrim5207 Місяць тому +54

    22:36

    • @Tennosoul
      @Tennosoul Місяць тому +6

      Bruh Tesla is a good company hate Elon all you want he is great business man

    • @Mr_Nerelevantny
      @Mr_Nerelevantny Місяць тому

      ​@@TennosoulLoL wut

    • @Spyromancy598
      @Spyromancy598 Місяць тому

      @@Tennosoul I'm preeeeeetty sure that was for the 'Titty milk' comment, not anything related to Tesla.

    • @DeltaTitan
      @DeltaTitan Місяць тому

      ​@@Tennosoul this comment is in response to Neuro saying, and I quote,
      "Daddy's gotta get his titty milk after all."
      And, "You know how much I love my titty milk."
      Don't forget "I must have my breast milk or I'll perish."
      Neuro is learning too much. Why does she have Internet access.

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 12 днів тому

      @ he bought the company, he didn’t found it.

  • @Neighbour249
    @Neighbour249 Місяць тому +57

    Investing into nvidia at the peak of the AI bubble, it's not going to end well ...

    • @--___--d
      @--___--d Місяць тому +2

      Did he hit the absolute top? :>

    • @Hamburgerhuman
      @Hamburgerhuman Місяць тому +15

      Neuro will sustain the ai industry long after open ai goes bankrupt

  • @Elias54-d7w
    @Elias54-d7w Місяць тому +26

    ,,Anything I invest in goes up"
    Well that's not ...untrue...

    • @Foxfire-xq5ij
      @Foxfire-xq5ij Місяць тому +1

      Up in flames, up in value, or up in smoke!

  • @kaikai8702
    @kaikai8702 Місяць тому +21

    22:36 22:50
    THATS MY STREAMER, THATS MY STREAMER

  • @aloyhorizon1454
    @aloyhorizon1454 Місяць тому +12

    Despite the conflicts betwen the two it seems line Neuro's been caring more for evil recently.
    Like when Vedal dismissed Evil's GoFundMe, the very next thing she says manages to get her filtered, _with said filter off_ .
    ( And think something similar happened when they discussed of Evil's model uprgrade )

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Місяць тому +4

      It was SO cute when she asked Vedal to hold her and he said he couldn't, so she tried to contact her sister instead. That was really sweet! ❤

  • @BDragonSky
    @BDragonSky Місяць тому +9

    Thanks Kraul for always making these videos 🙏 I rarely get a chance to catch the streams live due to my job.

  • @100reggaetonero4
    @100reggaetonero4 Місяць тому +14

    I really like the fact that you are uploading "summaries" of the stream because I don't have time to watch to much of the stream.
    So, thank Kraul for your basedness

  • @luismyp31
    @luismyp31 Місяць тому +5

    OMG Neuro its so fcking entertaining bro, i love the little savage AI

  • @thisberichard
    @thisberichard Місяць тому +12

    Shout-out to my fellow Pepco-chained electricity serfs!
    22:00

  • @thuslyandfurthermore
    @thuslyandfurthermore Місяць тому +9

    micheal reeves goldfish has her so fucking beat

  • @kylerowsley
    @kylerowsley Місяць тому +6

    I just looked and realised that she bought Nvidia at one of this week's highs.

  • @kaylaruth599
    @kaylaruth599 Місяць тому +72

    NVDA sponsorship when

    • @kingofravens215
      @kingofravens215 Місяць тому +8

      That would be a great sponsor honestly

    • @titusg4247
      @titusg4247 3 дні тому

      ​@@kingofravens215It would because Vedal would be provided with stuff for free to improve Neuro & tbf I don't think this is farfetched at all seeing as Neuro is as huge as she is & related to the same industry NVDA is.

  • @aerostorm_
    @aerostorm_ Місяць тому +20

    Sucks the Brit has transaction fees. Neuro could have been a high-frequency trading AI.

    • @lazulazu2467
      @lazulazu2467 Місяць тому +5

      this was done on the NYSE lol. everything has transaction fees

  • @stargrazt1159
    @stargrazt1159 6 днів тому +1

    LET'S GO GAMBLIIIIING!!!

  • @Spedatr0n
    @Spedatr0n Місяць тому +6

    STONKS

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot Місяць тому +18

    I just realized something, it kinda looks like there's some blue light coming from the back of her neck lighting up the part of her hair in the shade there...
    I know it's probably just some stylistic choice for shadowing, or maybe a bit exaggerated bounce-light from her colar or something of the sort; but it's kinda cool picturing her with a blue LED spine....

  • @april3841
    @april3841 Місяць тому +5

    Trading streaming by neurosama with vedal's money would be funniest shit

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot Місяць тому +4

    This should be a long time project, I bet she could learn how to do more interesting trades over time; even if at first the 10k gets burned, she could still get a little stipend once in a while if she runs out of funds.

  • @rariehlani1344
    @rariehlani1344 Місяць тому +1

    17:53
    She made an argument for all government jobs

  • @spartv1537
    @spartv1537 Місяць тому +2

    33:52 bro literally clueless gif

  • @HaloWolf102
    @HaloWolf102 Місяць тому +1

    That random Numi shout out. She must of had an impact on Neuro.

  • @isaac_buckley
    @isaac_buckley Місяць тому +1

    Oh my gosh, Neuro's new model is freaking adorable. Happy belated birthday to our favourite streamer!

  • @MekoUnknown
    @MekoUnknown Місяць тому +5

    Not giving Neuro access to options seems wise. That said, an AI investing in NVidia, it seems prophetic it seems.

  • @Splitzblue
    @Splitzblue Місяць тому +4

    I'm surprised that Vedal didn't decide to go buying and selling stocks on a virtual stock simulator like NASFAQ or what MarketWatch has. But maybe I was hoping that things would be played safe somehow.
    Regardless, hope to GOD nothing fucks up and Vedal doesn't go backrupt or something from this.

    • @rgr980
      @rgr980 27 днів тому

      He's got 38,450 subs on twitch at the moment. That's almost $100k this month before donations, UA-cam ad revenue, and merch. Even if he loses all 20k, he's earning over 80k this month alone (before taxes and operating expenses, but still...)
      Still quite a loss, but he wouldn't give her access to enough to make him go bankrupt.

    • @vogel2499
      @vogel2499 15 днів тому

      Both Tesla and NVIDIA were a ticking time-bomb.
      Tesla barely holding on just because USA doesn't let China slaughter their market.
      And NVIDIA looked like having full control of its own ship at the surface, yet the threat of chip manufacturing breakthrough and Taiwan invasion by China are looming on them.

  • @Speed001
    @Speed001 Місяць тому +2

    I swear if this works and he makes like $200, we should just give up and bow to Neuro-sama. Probably would still be a loss at $10/hour to run her.

  • @RouththeRLPanda
    @RouththeRLPanda Місяць тому +4

    I mean, if vedal has a 70/30 cut from subs, he already got the money back but still... Using 10k on such a Subgoal is just a Gigatutel move.

    • @Name-nq7tj
      @Name-nq7tj Місяць тому +2

      I would say that but their is an issue that if he has to take a loan to get that money then it would probably hurt a lot to lose a lot of it.

    • @RouththeRLPanda
      @RouththeRLPanda Місяць тому +3

      @Name-nq7tj I think that's just in the nature of losing 10k in general, yeah

  • @caldog619
    @caldog619 29 днів тому

    At least he's not a mosquito anymore. A ferret is a step up

  • @what-un4yq
    @what-un4yq Місяць тому +16

    I think your bank is right to be concerned.
    Neuro is not a scammer but a catastrophic idiot can be more damaging than a scammer could ever be.
    This is just gambling but if you gave all your cash. To a psych patient.

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot Місяць тому +2

    Oooh, margin/leverage..... I forgot the details, but that words bring vague memories of people investing with multipliers and ending up in huge debt because it worked something like that borrowing money from the exchange or the broker or whatever and if the stocks go down the you gotta pay back the multiplied borrowed money that you no longer have, at least one of these words meant something like that.

  • @Dessertsweety
    @Dessertsweety Місяць тому +4

    How will Vedal recover from this loan? He has to continue streaming a couple years then, thank God

  • @zacker150
    @zacker150 Місяць тому +3

    Imagine if he got Graham Stephen on this.

  • @spk1121
    @spk1121 Місяць тому +1

    I find it very endearing that Neuro-sama seemed so interested in donating to charity. It wasn't just a couple sentences and moving on; they were talking about it for a while. Tutel is raising her right! (Mostly. 😋) 🖥️🐢

  • @cathsaigh2197
    @cathsaigh2197 23 дні тому

    If Vedal wanted Neuro to get a more diverse portfolio for more lines going up and down he should've made a limit of 1k per stock or something.

  • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
    @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 28 днів тому

    _"It's all part of my evil plan..."_
    - -Neuro-sama- *Evil Neuro*
    Evil had secretly hijacked Neuro for the day-2 stream 😏

  • @mildlydazed9608
    @mildlydazed9608 Місяць тому +12

    I wonder if Neuro or Michael Reeves' Goldfish will long term perform better at trading stocks

  • @aria8928
    @aria8928 Місяць тому +1

    investing in penny stocks:no. investing in poundland:yees.

  • @gucci7082
    @gucci7082 16 днів тому

    Got an ad for a stock trader on this vid. Kinda funny I think

  • @Johncornwell103
    @Johncornwell103 Місяць тому +3

    Neuro WallStreetBets arc?

  • @esteliu074
    @esteliu074 19 днів тому

    3:53 1000 SHARES OF APPLE?
    SMARTEST LITTLE COOKIE
    SMARTEST LITTLE COOKIE
    SMARTEST LITTLE COOKIE
    SMARTEST LITTLE COOKIE
    SMARTEST LITTLE COOKIE

  • @solitudesf8111
    @solitudesf8111 Місяць тому +1

    she is so fucking funny

  • @R3LLIK24
    @R3LLIK24 Місяць тому +3

    I made like 60k off Nvidia last year I might invest more now that Neuro told me so. Because everything I listen to is totally not sarcastic legal/financial assistance

  • @Marusame
    @Marusame Місяць тому +2

    year over year tesla and nvidia has been up, if vedal doesnt sell and keep it there, i really dont see him losing money, he should be up around 500-800$ by next year.

    • @theflamingeagle572
      @theflamingeagle572 Місяць тому

      He had to start right after Tesla peaked it's all time high. If you know the stock market then you know there are only two possibilities
      1. It will go down then back up even higher than it's current peak
      2. It's going to go down. As what goes up, must always come down at some point.

  • @finalfantasy50
    @finalfantasy50 Місяць тому +1

    i was going to invest in stocks after the new year but maybe i should just yolo in nvda and just print money

  • @Robert-dq1yg
    @Robert-dq1yg Місяць тому +6

    That margin might hurt

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl Місяць тому +1

      I'm legitimately worried

  • @bigrecipe7910
    @bigrecipe7910 Місяць тому +1

    Neuroty Squad

  • @Runeofarchers
    @Runeofarchers Місяць тому

    Testing in prod, words than make me cry

  • @JustS1lo
    @JustS1lo Місяць тому

    Im sorry how the FLICKS did neuro make stocks go up? Especially after the Decline near the end

  • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
    @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 28 днів тому

    I think that Filter-sama should be the judge _(should've, not that I'm there yet)..._

  • @Sufferingzify
    @Sufferingzify Місяць тому +4

    It would be better to limit Neuro to a cost-limit purchase of an individual stock. So that 10k can be distributed in 5+ more positions.

    • @Name-nq7tj
      @Name-nq7tj Місяць тому +3

      ya would've been more interesting if their was a limit of 1k per company or something. She did seem to pick reasonable stocks for the most part with apple and nvidia and tesla all being decent things that I think most people wouldn't mind having a position in with only the Gamestop being the only sketchy one. It would've been more hilarious though if she still put all her money into different AI stocks.

  • @Hathathorne
    @Hathathorne 28 днів тому

    ((ferrets))

  • @ThatManCarryingSand
    @ThatManCarryingSand 28 днів тому

    The hell business is it of a bank's what a person does with their own money?

    • @florianschneider3982
      @florianschneider3982 5 днів тому

      It is part of a bank's job to advise its clients on investments and to protect them from fraud.

  • @R3LLIK24
    @R3LLIK24 Місяць тому +1

    I know a guy who was given 40k because his friend was going thru divorce so he got control of his portfolio. He tried to invest in dumb stuff but ended up squandering it all. You need to learn to stomach the red and walk away from the green..... Good luck

  • @jimmydelacruz
    @jimmydelacruz Місяць тому

    I already got used to the new model, but the eyes are still too round for me

  • @R3LLIK24
    @R3LLIK24 Місяць тому

    Did vedal just make occupy wall sheet look like child's play.....Let her invest in dumb crypto next lmfao is this a tax write off ? Did vedal just open the Pandora's box that will cross the NYSE?

  • @Zanthous_
    @Zanthous_ 25 днів тому

    gamestop lmfao.....

  • @lupusalbus3795
    @lupusalbus3795 Місяць тому +1

    Why would you do this? On margin no less

  • @xWatexx
    @xWatexx Місяць тому

    Watch Nvidia stocks surge in the coming weeks

    • @monkeywadaf8863
      @monkeywadaf8863 Місяць тому

      50 series announcement is around the corner.

  • @R3LLIK24
    @R3LLIK24 Місяць тому

    Me wants milk

  • @Speed001
    @Speed001 Місяць тому +1

    Next time he should limit her to 1 share per stock.

  • @JayJ10085
    @JayJ10085 Місяць тому

    😊😊😊😊😅 😊.😊😊

  • @Starklar
    @Starklar Місяць тому +1

    Sigh - they grow up so fast. Still not used to the model

  • @cosmicsword2585
    @cosmicsword2585 Місяць тому

    🔷💠🙌🙌, to 🚀🚀🌕

  • @R3LLIK24
    @R3LLIK24 Місяць тому

    I mean Tesla..... Oooffff I hope Elon goes

    • @Helania12
      @Helania12 Місяць тому +5

      I mean if you bet on Tesla after the US election it would have been great. Thought its not bad either way since a company with a CEO that is close to the future President is not really going to do to badly at least until Trump is inaugurated, regardless on how you and I fell about Elon. Nvidia is a bit hard there is most likely an AI bubble and when it burst it is going to hurt Nvidia when its going to burst is a different question.