The AI of Wall Street

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  • Опубліковано 10 січ 2025

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  • @kalamari3288
    @kalamari3288 21 день тому +145

    >Day trading
    >Buying on margin
    >Trying to short
    >Able to close positions
    This AI is gonna get him in trouble lmao

    • @Ojisan642
      @Ojisan642 21 день тому +9

      He’s gonna get rekt 😂

    • @fumped
      @fumped 21 день тому +3

      Her model must be trained on r/wallstreetbets and r/superstonk

  • @alexolas1246
    @alexolas1246 21 день тому +183

    look, if a fish can make money off the stock market, then an AI comedian can too

    • @tarot3078
      @tarot3078 21 день тому +27

      The fish bought lots of different stocks.

    • @alexolas1246
      @alexolas1246 21 день тому

      @@tarot3078”can”

    • @dinnerboons1504
      @dinnerboons1504 21 день тому +18

      Diversification in investments is important.

    • @xenosarcadius1198
      @xenosarcadius1198 21 день тому

      True

    • @annojance
      @annojance 21 день тому

      @@dinnerboons1504
      Diversification is important for mitigating risk in the stock market. It is not important when it comes to making memes.

  • @Pilligrim-gd3oe
    @Pilligrim-gd3oe 21 день тому +117

    That one chatter who called Neuro lava lamp a "spyware" 😂

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 21 день тому +3

      That was rampant when it was first introduced. A lot of people were saying TAKE MY MONEY AND MY DATA 😄

  • @damianich4824
    @damianich4824 21 день тому +69

    >i think we're trading with margin?
    That's insane. That's messed up. That's actually crazy

  • @creed2552
    @creed2552 21 день тому +80

    I truly hope Neuro doesn't become the first AI to be arrested for insider trading😭😭

    • @namvo3013
      @namvo3013 21 день тому +4

      Lol if only you know trading apps collect data from user so the provider always have advantage against them

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 21 день тому

      @@namvo3013isn’t it a lot worse than that? They not only sell trade volume data to other traders, they can deliberately delay trade execution to allow for scalping by partners.

  • @shaniamonde7341
    @shaniamonde7341 21 день тому +7

    Vedal should really have put a cap on the value per transaction for Neuro. She literally tried to burn 250K in the first 10 seconds.

  • @Kraul_express
    @Kraul_express 21 день тому +61

    LMAO I love the thumbnail 🤣

  • @NexAngelus405
    @NexAngelus405 21 день тому +5

    Fun fact: AIs have been trading stocks since the start of the 2010s. However, they require human oversight to prevent them from bankrupting the companies they work for and were believed to be responsible for multiple "flash crashes", stock market crashes that lasted between a few minutes to a few hours before recovering, during that time.

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 21 день тому

      And before that it was already automated by anyone who can code and knows how market works.

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 21 день тому +8

    its worth the risk. If she pulls a fat bag she's gonna end up on international news. Think of the content!

  • @mateusvmv
    @mateusvmv 21 день тому +32

    Neuro on Mopad > Tesla

  • @avypath
    @avypath 21 день тому +52

    vedal will have a negative account balance by the end of the subathon mark my words

    • @Verchiel_
      @Verchiel_ 21 день тому +5

      well, the lava lamps are about a quarter mil (not taking into account the cost of production) and the subs judging from this video are at least like, 40k
      i'm sure he'll be fineee

    • @kjracz15
      @kjracz15 21 день тому +1

      I won't. Vedal isn't that dumb. It's just for content. 😂

    • @Necessarius
      @Necessarius 21 день тому +1

      Well having nvidia is a solid decision

    • @angulinhiduje6093
      @angulinhiduje6093 21 день тому

      ​@@Necessarius😂😂😂

    • @harpot678
      @harpot678 21 день тому

      ​@@Necessarius Dude, like even if Nvidia actually goes up betting on a stock during all time highs is not a safe bet

  • @YuumiMa1n
    @YuumiMa1n 21 день тому +14

    Apologize… Out loud please 😂😂😂 she did cry! 😢

  • @xenosarcadius1198
    @xenosarcadius1198 21 день тому +3

    It's genuinely so over if the fish outperforms neuro at stock trading

  • @kjracz15
    @kjracz15 21 день тому +10

    All things considered, Vedal has already set this money for gambling. Throwaway cash basically. 🤣

  • @sammxn-w2v
    @sammxn-w2v 21 день тому +76

    I am worried since I feel like vedal doesn't understand the actual danger of short trading, the amount of debt you can go into from a short position is theoreticially infinite regardless of margins or spending limits

    • @MrLongo2
      @MrLongo2 21 день тому +12

      While theoretically true (and GME is a meme stock that fluctuates more than normal) I highly doubt it will do such a meteoric rise so suddenly (assuming these are day shorts and not longer). She also only shorted ~2k. GME would have to soar to 5x its current market value to lose everything (which could only occur with a resurgence in the 2021 meme).

    • @prodazer5259
      @prodazer5259 21 день тому +24

      Vedal actually genius. 10000 dollar is a loss leader, he know the basics but let's neuro do it for content which is gonna make more for him. The 10k might or might not make it back but in the grand scheme of things it is considered as an expense

    • @johnsonhuang5704
      @johnsonhuang5704 21 день тому +26

      It's all good, she didn't short anything (she only said she wanted to try). She just sold her 71 shares of GME.

    • @sammxn-w2v
      @sammxn-w2v 21 день тому

      @@prodazer5259 you dont seem to get the danger either, it's a common thing to be unaware of that can be an easy trap to fall into. The 10k is just his limit for margin trading, thats different from shorting. The potential for debt when opening short positions (which neuro is allowed to do) is unlimited. There is no upper limit for the amount vedal could lose if neuro makes an extremely unlucky short order

    • @sammxn-w2v
      @sammxn-w2v 21 день тому

      @@prodazer5259 the 10000 limit is only for margin trading, its not related to shorting. This is a common danger to not really understand. He could lose an unlimited amount of money with astronomical debt if neuro made a very unlucky short order

  • @xaalcarlsonanimations1539
    @xaalcarlsonanimations1539 21 день тому +1

    Can’t wait till the other investors in the investor meeting are confused why a sassy A.I girl is there

  • @Ojisan642
    @Ojisan642 21 день тому +14

    She’s a true WSB degen 😂

  • @Golden-lc6oi
    @Golden-lc6oi 21 день тому +8

    Wait a minute...
    Isn't most of wall street just AI optimized for the job already?

    • @alexeylebedev5350
      @alexeylebedev5350 21 день тому +3

      Yeah but it specialized AI and Neuro.. just follows her artificial heart

    • @sushiweeb8010
      @sushiweeb8010 20 днів тому

      @@alexeylebedev5350 She has the edge of being a little more... human.

  • @o7juan
    @o7juan 15 днів тому

    Neuro-sama trading on Margin OML 💀 😂

  • @0x0404
    @0x0404 21 день тому +8

    Those are buy and hold stocks not check every few minute stocks

  • @gt5bonelesshuman421
    @gt5bonelesshuman421 21 день тому +1

    NEURO will get Vedal arrested for insider trading

  • @takenname8053
    @takenname8053 21 день тому +5

    Very Nice

  • @Pilligrim-gd3oe
    @Pilligrim-gd3oe 21 день тому +13

    Buying Tesla stocks was a good decision I think though 😅

  • @Qopa
    @Qopa 20 днів тому

    As an investor myself, Tesla is actually a very good investment right now. From having won the election, autopiloted cars, robots, Doge, etc, all of which will have a huge impact on the company once Trump officially become the president of US.
    I actually won $3000 from investing into tesla, invested before the election since I knew Trump will win and all the world leaders want to make business with him 😂

  • @adamdorsey3060
    @adamdorsey3060 21 день тому

    dude they give you money to buy stocks while your money is in transfer. i think neuro margin 9k

  • @abacaxigomes4416
    @abacaxigomes4416 21 день тому +2

    o7

  • @itcchiy
    @itcchiy 21 день тому +27

    Bankrupt987