GOOGLE TRANSLATING MY HATE COMMENTS

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  • @thecrazyredhead7252
    @thecrazyredhead7252 4 роки тому +3218

    Guy: *why am I here?
    Google translate: *WhY ArE yOu hErE*

    • @adi4305
      @adi4305 4 роки тому +50

      How tf are we supposed to know?

    • @machii976
      @machii976 4 роки тому +34

      OOOOOOOOOH!

    • @lieutenantbigz938
      @lieutenantbigz938 4 роки тому +27

      AI translation has gone too far into the meme level :D

    • @borkbork8158
      @borkbork8158 4 роки тому +6

      @@lieutenantbigz938 trueeeeeee

    • @axethannanth
      @axethannanth 4 роки тому +3

      _Woah._

  • @azkmesomething
    @azkmesomething 5 років тому +12815

    *"Why am i here?"*
    *"Why ARE you here?"*
    That killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @JohnSears
    @JohnSears 6 років тому +5219

    *Acne* a universal constant.

    • @elequira5467
      @elequira5467 6 років тому +103

      Yeah, I have absolutely horrible acne, and Malinda's is hardly anything! There's no reason to point it out and make her feel bad anyways, she's probably doing all she can to fix it. Not to mention it doesn't even look like acne, it just looks like freckles

    • @Stark-Raving
      @Stark-Raving 6 років тому +43

      I think you misunderstood John's comment....

    • @generaljimmies3429
      @generaljimmies3429 6 років тому +14

      Plenty of water, good hygiene habits and eating healthy food goes a long way in stopping acne. And dropping weight. And not getting sick.
      It even helps you in bed ;)

    • @LucaGlitchy
      @LucaGlitchy 6 років тому +15

      That's why I can never get rid of it. It's universal.

    • @TrueLimeyhoney
      @TrueLimeyhoney 6 років тому +15

      Some of us just have it harder. I clean my face three times a day, and always use a newly cleaned pillow. Still a major problem.

  • @Echognomics101
    @Echognomics101 3 роки тому +1987

    Fun fact checking:
    Jimmy Fallon hosted The Tonight Show for the first time on *February 24, 2014.*
    Malinda posted her first Translated song *February 10, 2014* - two weeks before Fallon even replaced Jay Leno.
    So not only did she do this before Fallon did this, she did it before he was even _on_ The Tonight Show.

  • @isabelguillen4015
    @isabelguillen4015 4 роки тому +2999

    Guy: I hate this video. Is the worst
    Google Translate: This video has been insulted. *DESTRUCTION*

  • @LynMusic
    @LynMusic 6 років тому +6184

    "You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed."
    I mean, you're not wrong, but you can't blame me for trying to find where I belong in this world.

    • @Shyder
      @Shyder 6 років тому +178

      That sentence is really phylosophic.

    • @elequira5467
      @elequira5467 6 років тому +120

      Philosophic. Sorry. That probably sounded rude. I'm a spelling geek.

    • @Shyder
      @Shyder 6 років тому +92

      Moonlone Silence don't worrie I speek french, so your comment is good for me.
      Now I can write correctly philosophic, thank you. 😁

    • @puzzles7413
      @puzzles7413 6 років тому +44

      Olivier Martin, *speak. Okay, now I feel like I've put something into this conversation. I'm backing out now.

    • @Shyder
      @Shyder 6 років тому +39

      I made a mistake in "speak", that's awkward. 😅

  • @alissa3875
    @alissa3875 6 років тому +1490

    “Why are you here?”
    “I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
    “I ask you a question: bad sex you have?”
    Google Translate is a badass 😂

  • @lilysticha7564
    @lilysticha7564 3 роки тому +2139

    “Can’t trust google” did google just expose itself?😂

  • @hotaru1231
    @hotaru1231 6 років тому +351

    when plebs think that a youtube took the idea of some major tv show, not realising its the other way around, now THAT is pure insomnia and diabetes which i can see with my eyes

  • @PrMultivers
    @PrMultivers 4 роки тому +730

    "You do not fit into big trees, of course do not fit into a seed"
    Why does it sound so much like a weird proverb about excessive ambitions or your place in society?

    • @ashlees.fantasies
      @ashlees.fantasies 4 роки тому +11

      Woah

    • @inkat2679
      @inkat2679 4 роки тому +10

      It’s sounds more like a roast tbh

    • @4latusl0ml
      @4latusl0ml 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @inkat2679
      @inkat2679 4 роки тому +2

      Seed*

    • @Tevildo
      @Tevildo 4 роки тому +2

      It probably had "strain at a gnat, swallow a camel" somewhere in its history.

  • @Melody-uh9rj
    @Melody-uh9rj 6 років тому +254

    I SHOWED THIS TO MY MOM AND SAID HER SONG WAS RUINED
    I TOLD HER MOTHER SHE WAS A BAD MUSICIAN!!!!
    YOU GOT SOMETHING RIGHT GOOGLE!

  • @ellieragsdale4398
    @ellieragsdale4398 3 роки тому +1213

    2:50
    Hater: "I just have one question: what the f*ck is wrong with you????"
    GT: "I ask you a question: bad sex you have?"
    What a great comeback GT.

    • @Warrison_
      @Warrison_ 3 роки тому +49

      N i c e comeback google

    • @hollydegouveia6280
      @hollydegouveia6280 3 роки тому +82

      Yes you’re right but what about “and I told her that her mother was a bad musician”

    • @jennifermcniel2488
      @jennifermcniel2488 3 роки тому +35

      GT sounding like Yoda it is

    • @_rstcm
      @_rstcm 2 роки тому +15

      OOHHHHHHH!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 2 роки тому +1

      Hi

  • @Nizart
    @Nizart 4 роки тому +1757

    "you do not fit into big trees. Of course, you do not fit into seeds."
    That sounds like life advice.

    • @Jade-hk1dp
      @Jade-hk1dp 4 роки тому +22

      ikr

    • @deepeshmeena6570
      @deepeshmeena6570 3 роки тому +28

      Sounds like inspirobot.

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 3 роки тому +9

      The trees made me think of Evan Hansen.

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 3 роки тому +5

      @Super Greyflash I think it was calling the person who wrote the comment fat,

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 роки тому +5

      @Super Greyflash That, or it's about being humble and recognizing you're small, because it's the only way to grow big xD
      But like, then the original was Chinese, and the translator was bad at English. He meant to say: "You can't fit into a big tree, if you don't fit into a seed first."

  • @Orange4004_
    @Orange4004_ 5 років тому +3192

    "Acne, some things cant be translated away"
    Teenage problems

    • @B3XBP0
      @B3XBP0 5 років тому +16

      Thank you XD

    • @Shalami
      @Shalami 5 років тому +12

      lmaooo so true tho 😔

    • @WaxDrag
      @WaxDrag 5 років тому +13

      Unlucky adult problems too

    • @rosekitten5141
      @rosekitten5141 5 років тому +4

      Oh my god this comment made me get the joke

    • @willwaters8553
      @willwaters8553 5 років тому +5

      Me right now 😂

  • @erieleon6436
    @erieleon6436 4 роки тому +790

    - " why ARE you here?"
    - " I told her mother that she was a bad musician"
    - " I ask you a question: bad $ex you have?"
    Dang Google translate is Savage xD

  • @ravenkal
    @ravenkal 3 роки тому +218

    "This made me extremely uncomfortable"
    *google translate*
    "This was a great comfort to me"
    How Ironic

    • @AdinaIspas
      @AdinaIspas 2 роки тому +10

      Reminds me of how my messages would be understood while on holiday in Japan. “Sorry cannot talk tonight, we will be in Kyoto tomorrow, so talk after.” “How about breakfast tomorrow morning asap?”

  • @fee8738
    @fee8738 4 роки тому +643

    _Haters: no_
    *Translator Fails: Uno Reverse Card*

    • @igottasneeze091
      @igottasneeze091 4 роки тому +2

      Hmmm what's opposite of no
      Uno Reverse Card: *YES!!!*

  • @em-kc7iq
    @em-kc7iq 6 років тому +165

    "I showed my mom this and she says her song is ruined"
    "I told your mom she's a bad musician"
    DAMNNNNNN SAVAGEEEEEEEE

  • @CalebHyles
    @CalebHyles 6 років тому +3649

    Caleb is style, but bad on what he trying to do.

    • @tagoragorjek4606
      @tagoragorjek4606 6 років тому +127

      HI CALEB!!! You aren’t bad :3 Your kewl

    • @warrirornunluv801
      @warrirornunluv801 6 років тому +285

      You got style
      You got grace
      You got an awesome beard on yo face

    • @MrWereWolfGirl
      @MrWereWolfGirl 6 років тому +36

      You always look on fleek - you are style goals lol

    • @metryingtolife
      @metryingtolife 6 років тому +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SillyKatt69
      @SillyKatt69 6 років тому +24

      Caleb is style, Caleb is LIFE!

  • @Kozkayn
    @Kozkayn 3 роки тому +838

    Haters: *Hates on the channel bc they want it to be shut down*
    The Channel: *Makes content out of haters*
    Haters: No this isnt how you are supposed to play the game

  • @GibbyCat
    @GibbyCat 6 років тому +4744

    I like how Google ether turns the mean comments into compliments or sick burns to shoot back at them most the time. (By the way, that's a cute shirt you're wearing.)

  • @seradin8029
    @seradin8029 5 років тому +2137

    "I ask you a question: bad sex you have?"
    I lost it XD

  • @peppermint.flavoured.avacado
    @peppermint.flavoured.avacado 4 роки тому +1786

    This is how Google translate would describe pregnancy:
    you life, your belly.

    • @A7oo-d1j
      @A7oo-d1j 4 роки тому +13

      MoonCakey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alex-ln6wy
      @alex-ln6wy 4 роки тому +10

      Hehhehehe

    • @pedropinto3036
      @pedropinto3036 4 роки тому +15

      Hotel? Trivago

    • @williamhall6172
      @williamhall6172 3 роки тому +22

      hmm......how about i translate you:
      How does Google Translate explain pregnancy?
      Your health is at stake.

    • @samarius_art_and_games
      @samarius_art_and_games 3 роки тому +6

      @@williamhall6172 pretty much sums it up.

  • @Inno4138
    @Inno4138 3 роки тому +167

    The fact that a lot of these completely switched from “this is bad!” To “Ohmygosh this is absolute perfection- nothing could ever be better than this!” Is amazing and I love the irony of it, it’s like Google itself is saying “F* off, haters!” 😂

    • @BigRockyGaming
      @BigRockyGaming Рік тому +7

      I hope she gets enough hate comments to do another one of the videos. I find it hilarious and she clearly doesn’t care about the haters.

  • @YoyoAidoru
    @YoyoAidoru 6 років тому +637

    "Why am I here?" "Why are you here?"
    The smartest thing Google has ever translated uwu

  • @allysonsliker7250
    @allysonsliker7250 4 роки тому +2194

    “I showed this to my mom, she said the song was ruined”
    Google: “I told her mom that she was a bad musician”
    Me: UNO REVERSE B`BAHAHAHAH

    • @moonlightcorner1511
      @moonlightcorner1511 4 роки тому +14

      Amazing

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 роки тому +9

      @1000 Watts
      How?
      (Btw, I’m sorry for that rude comment, I guess I was just in a mood that day.)

    • @kiako2538
      @kiako2538 4 роки тому +7

      @@NoName-ld7gg armyyyyyyyyyyyyy wait u were the person who said that hate comment?

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 роки тому +9

      @[Park Jimin]
      Yeah, I’m very sorry. Idk what got into me that day. I would never even consider saying something that rude.

    • @evelynbalasabas1278
      @evelynbalasabas1278 4 роки тому +2

      Uno reverse card NOW ITS THE YOU THATS GETTING B`BAHAHAHAHAH!!

  • @jakesanchez6621
    @jakesanchez6621 6 років тому +434

    "You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed."
    That legit sounds like something Buddha would say.

    • @el6491
      @el6491 6 років тому +12

      Jacob Sanchez it reminded me of the Winnie the Pooh episode when he gets stuck in a tree...

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 6 років тому +3

      Both fat dispensers of wisdom

    • @chargedsupercap2270
      @chargedsupercap2270 6 років тому +3

      Jacob Sanchez I thought of Gandalf.

  • @musikjunkie93
    @musikjunkie93 3 роки тому +712

    That moment when an automated computer system does better insults than people do

  • @noukva-1318
    @noukva-1318 6 років тому +2482

    "why am I here?"
    "why are you here"
    I'm dying xDDD

  • @emmaturner7393
    @emmaturner7393 4 роки тому +1253

    FYI, Jimmy Fallon started his series AFTER this channel was started.

    • @qwekstokneneng8293
      @qwekstokneneng8293 4 роки тому +29

      Emma Turner True

    • @aidanthird
      @aidanthird 4 роки тому +102

      oh so the haters are stupid small brains

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 4 роки тому +21

      @@aidanthird Or it was just a joke that went over everyone's head.

    • @rainbow_slayz
      @rainbow_slayz 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah

    • @scarlett5595
      @scarlett5595 4 роки тому +25

      Lol haters are so stupid

  • @arwen6152
    @arwen6152 4 роки тому +680

    “Way to rip off Jimmy Fallon’s “Google translates songs” series” killed me, I hope that’s a joke because if anything he ripped off Malinda’s google translate series

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 4 роки тому +39

      :| to be honest Idk who Jimmy Fallon actually is

    • @arwen6152
      @arwen6152 4 роки тому +4

      yello ?? What ?? I don’t understand and I did watch it btw

    • @bilalkhan8996
      @bilalkhan8996 4 роки тому +13

      Malinda actually makes stuff more descriptive with actions and items and more items and more more items

    • @zuzanalovitt1325
      @zuzanalovitt1325 4 роки тому +7

      Gacha Girl Green no it wasn’t a joke it was some kid who wasn’t even born when she started so he isn’t even looking for proof

    • @zuzanalovitt1325
      @zuzanalovitt1325 4 роки тому +2

      yello no u

  • @emmaleebakker7051
    @emmaleebakker7051 3 роки тому +431

    "I told her mother she was a bad musician"

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 3 роки тому +23

      As someone who listens to several family bands, that line is even funnier! (Although I haven't yet seen a mother who's a bad musician...)

    • @cockroach502
      @cockroach502 3 роки тому +5

      uh oh now she use konfu

    • @mudkip4615
      @mudkip4615 3 роки тому +5

      Destuction.

    • @queerhoomanz1114
      @queerhoomanz1114 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @lefoodyweeb3845
      @lefoodyweeb3845 3 роки тому +3

      OOOOOO

  • @emppu_8777
    @emppu_8777 5 років тому +468

    Hater: "Why am i Here?"
    Google "Why are you Here?"
    Me: YE WHY ARE U HERE THEN?!

    • @ajtheaviator5008
      @ajtheaviator5008 5 років тому +6

      Me: Yay, come in haters, earn Malinda more money by watching her videos and commenting hate! She just gets more money!

    • @jasondeng7677
      @jasondeng7677 5 років тому

      why AM i here, then?

  • @hojni5169
    @hojni5169 4 роки тому +850

    "Acne"
    "Acne"
    The more words you have, the less accurate the translation is

    • @chickennugget1165
      @chickennugget1165 4 роки тому +12

      Icey THANK YOU, O GOD

    • @rbanbv
      @rbanbv 4 роки тому +19

      Google Translate says:
      "The more words you have, the more accurate your translation will be."

    • @chickennugget1165
      @chickennugget1165 4 роки тому +7

      @_sweetxdreams_ imma translate that into French

    • @chickennugget1165
      @chickennugget1165 4 роки тому +6

      @_sweetxdreams_ plus vous avez de mots, plus votre traduction est précise

    • @AntoineViallonDevelloper
      @AntoineViallonDevelloper 4 роки тому +3

      @@chickennugget1165 I am French, and this translation is actually accurate.

  • @talia6268
    @talia6268 5 років тому +606

    I translated "I like french fries" to several different languages before translating it back to English. "I want a good nose." Needless to say, I believe all of these are real.

  • @mysolareyesgrowpolarized
    @mysolareyesgrowpolarized 3 роки тому +91

    "Why am I here?"
    "Why are you here?"
    I died

  • @help6691
    @help6691 4 роки тому +2566

    Before: “I hate this video, IS the worst”
    Translated: “THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN INSULTED! DESTRUCTION!!”
    Me:
    Well you’re not wrong
    (I have noticed people think I wrote it. I did not, I’m merely quoting it)

    • @demonfoxfilms3570
      @demonfoxfilms3570 4 роки тому +16

      I love this comment.

    • @help6691
      @help6691 4 роки тому +8

      DemonFox Films
      Thank you 😊

    • @help6691
      @help6691 4 роки тому +15

      Akayo Crystrose
      Sorry 😂
      The person that wrote “I hate this video, is the worst”
      Was insulting Malinda’s video
      So, google translated it through several languages to “This video has been insulted! Destruction!”
      I think you get it now
      If not tell me and I’ll help
      Sorry about that 😂

    • @Rileyroo429
      @Rileyroo429 4 роки тому +2

      -3- you said won of those your mean

    • @Rileyroo429
      @Rileyroo429 4 роки тому +1

      Oh wait

  • @sofiadrapanou1744
    @sofiadrapanou1744 4 роки тому +810

    "MALANDA! BOBBY JOKES!"
    "Bobby can't think too much thinking"
    *Google knows Bobby too well*

  • @billylopatto6269
    @billylopatto6269 4 роки тому +1854

    “I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
    GET ROASTED BY GOOGLE TRANSLATE!

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 4 роки тому +27

      *GET WREKT HATERZ!!!*

    • @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759
      @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 3 роки тому +42

      "I just have one question: what the f*** is wrong with you?"
      " I ask you a question: bad s*x you have"
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 3 роки тому +9

      @@cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lime.person
      @lime.person 3 роки тому +1

      666 likes OwO

    • @kayleesmith1268
      @kayleesmith1268 3 роки тому

      Acne

  • @user-nm5pg9xq8f
    @user-nm5pg9xq8f 3 роки тому +152

    I love how she just goes:
    "Meh idc about the hate comments imma just turn em into a nice video"

    • @mudkip4615
      @mudkip4615 3 роки тому +18

      That's why she deserves a big thumps up.

    • @robbymounce2676
      @robbymounce2676 2 роки тому +6

      Ikr? It’s TRULY AMAZING! Like, the haterz are TRYING TO HATE AND BE MEAN, BUT, little do they realize, they’re actually GIVING HER CONTENT! lol

    • @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
      @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 2 роки тому +1

      @@mudkip4615 *Thumps*

    • @alexandersean4708
      @alexandersean4708 Рік тому +2

      @@mudkip4615 Yeah, and any wow who says that she doesn’t deserve a big thumps up has to realize that’s just wow’s opinion.

  • @lanajaleel
    @lanajaleel 6 років тому +123

    To that person who said Malinda ripped off Jimmy Fallon's Google translate songs, Malinda started in 2014 and Jimmy Fallon started doing his versions in frickin 2017 alright? 3 year difference kid, stop accusing her of being a rip off. She is wonderful and doesn't even deserve hate in the first place.

    • @miguelpadilla4101
      @miguelpadilla4101 6 років тому +11

      Lana Jaleel plus ... I would say that [google translate songs] are a genre. Anybody can do it.

    • @katinthegetto2916
      @katinthegetto2916 6 років тому

      Lana Jaleel EXPOSED lol sorry

    • @lanajaleel
      @lanajaleel 6 років тому +12

      Miguel Padilla yes, I also agree but I don't like that they're calling Malinda a rip off. You don't see people calling pop singers rip offs of other pop singers for example. I completely agree with you, though.

    • @mbmd_nation
      @mbmd_nation 6 років тому

      Lana Jaleel wow i'm so impressed to you 👍

    • @xDarkvalorspiritx
      @xDarkvalorspiritx 6 років тому +3

      "You don't see people calling pop singers rip offs of other pop singers for example." Uhmm... yes. Yes you do. Hence why there's so many successful and unsuccessful filed lawsuits against certain artists who have copied or taken music from other artists. I'm really surprised you haven't heard of this.

  • @olegdobinda8354
    @olegdobinda8354 5 років тому +3152

    *YOU DEVERVE A BIG THUMPS UP!*

    • @andrewbogard2411
      @andrewbogard2411 5 років тому +88

      She deserves all the thumps ups

    • @merk1967
      @merk1967 5 років тому +14

      @Theo'sAnimatedLife XDD

    • @forever_398
      @forever_398 5 років тому +40

      She needs a THUMPS up! 😂

    • @alexastovel
      @alexastovel 5 років тому +13

      Lol, yes she does!

    • @amycooper4008
      @amycooper4008 5 років тому +5

      Its thumbs up not thumps up

  • @cr3at0rhuhh
    @cr3at0rhuhh 4 роки тому +3304

    Not translated:“When I showed this to my mom, she said that her song was ruined.”
    Translated:“I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
    *Roasted by google translate*

    • @lxn6319
      @lxn6319 4 роки тому +42

      OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

    • @awesomeperson3050
      @awesomeperson3050 4 роки тому +49

      WHen you insult someone but Dissing computers have been invented

    • @djalena787
      @djalena787 4 роки тому +20

      OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 4 роки тому +26

      She has an unfair advantage. Her and Google Translate go way back.

    • @banana9685
      @banana9685 4 роки тому +7

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh

  • @cqanimations6969
    @cqanimations6969 3 роки тому +74

    "when I showed this to my mom, she said her song was ruined..
    Google translate: I told her mother that she was a bad musician!!!
    Me: SHEEEEESH

  • @teamkayser7968
    @teamkayser7968 5 років тому +2952

    "When I showed this to my mom, her song was ruined."
    "I told her mother that she was a bad musician"
    *oOooOooOoh gEt rEkT*
    Edit: hi 9 year old me (i think) hi guys i am 11 now and thanks for 3k likes! wew thats my most liked comment so far :D

  • @mayajoy7248
    @mayajoy7248 6 років тому +212

    Half the translates made more sense than the original comments! And I love the way the translates turned into either a comeback or a positive spin on the original😂

    • @katinthegetto2916
      @katinthegetto2916 6 років тому +18

      Maya Joy Original
      I showed my mom this and she said her song was ruined
      Google
      I said your Mother Is a Bad MUSICIAN

    • @susanlilly3190
      @susanlilly3190 6 років тому

      Maya Joy e

  • @patriciadelamotte9390
    @patriciadelamotte9390 4 роки тому +4731

    I love how she doesn’t care of the hate comments and having fun with them.

  • @eminokur6988
    @eminokur6988 3 роки тому +107

    "Come"
    "Oh, God please no."
    "Cringe."

  • @superabi5214
    @superabi5214 3 роки тому +2095

    Hater: Acne
    Google Translate: Acne
    Me: Acne never goes awayyyyy.😭

  • @LSEO0815
    @LSEO0815 5 років тому +312

    "I told her mother that she is a bad musician"
    I almost thought that Google translate is alive 😂

    • @hdee8654
      @hdee8654 5 років тому +4

      L Seo I think it is now ;-;

    • @chrisparkes2179
      @chrisparkes2179 5 років тому +1

      @@eggsoftboiled Diarrhoea is one of the most frequently misspelled words and I once heard a doctor explain how to remember it:
      Disaster
      Imminent,
      Alert!
      Run,
      Run
      Hard
      Or
      Else
      Accident.
      has there ever been a more appropriate mnemonic?

    • @chrisparkes2179
      @chrisparkes2179 4 роки тому

      @John Melvin they should spell it this way just to have the fun of that mnemonic.

  • @cooksieboo121
    @cooksieboo121 5 років тому +1211

    Warning: Do not drink water while watching this, i almost died multiple times. Doing great Malinda!

    • @B3XBP0
      @B3XBP0 5 років тому +27

      Also make sure your not in public wile watching this XD

    • @saltykneecapsoup1582
      @saltykneecapsoup1582 5 років тому +11

      "...I almost dies multiple times. Doing great Malinda!" Yes because almost murdering her fan is just AWESOME!! XD

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 5 років тому +1

      RainbowCookie Cosplay, that warning goes for any content creator who is regularly funny! 🙃

    • @buritsuu
      @buritsuu 5 років тому +1

      Wait what?!? Does that mean I’m go---

    • @TheAlienPoison
      @TheAlienPoison 5 років тому +1

      @@najrenchelf2751 probably, but this girl is one specialised for this so you better watch out after you died.

  • @justlastrainbow
    @justlastrainbow 3 роки тому +249

    "Why am I here?"
    "Why are you here?"
    Haters: Wait a minute...

  • @scoutmiller8200
    @scoutmiller8200 3 роки тому +1916

    “Bobby jokes”
    My brain: Bobby is not a believer nor does he have faith

    • @dawnheart4884
      @dawnheart4884 3 роки тому +51

      My brain: booby jokes.

    • @ashlapotumas
      @ashlapotumas 3 роки тому +36

      *I get it! I understood that* reference.....

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 3 роки тому +80

      Bobby cannot think, too much thinking...

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 3 роки тому +26

      @@ashlapotumas I understood *THAT* reference!

    • @ashlapotumas
      @ashlapotumas 3 роки тому +13

      @@starlight72733 hehehe

  • @bee_bch
    @bee_bch 6 років тому +2859

    Just blocking out the haters with those watermelons and shapes

  • @leonineKelter
    @leonineKelter 4 роки тому +438

    "I showed my mom and she said her song was ruined."
    *"I told her mom that she was a bad musician"*

    • @jaumecerda6752
      @jaumecerda6752 4 роки тому +27

      Got fucking obliterated

    • @lirigeron5659
      @lirigeron5659 4 роки тому +20

      He just got burnd from Google

    • @galaxydemonidk7931
      @galaxydemonidk7931 4 роки тому +3

      Actually it was..
      Not translated:“When I showed this to my mom, she said that her song was ruined.”
      Translated: “I told her mother that she was a bad musician”

    • @conaccona
      @conaccona 4 роки тому +5

      @@galaxydemonidk7931 who cares, it's still good

    • @leonineKelter
      @leonineKelter 4 роки тому

      @@galaxydemonidk7931 oh well Id est quod Id est

  • @henchyindig9029
    @henchyindig9029 3 роки тому +70

    I love how when she wanted to sound threatening but it sounded like she was hitting on the haters😂

  • @89robinj
    @89robinj 4 роки тому +520

    Me when I see a hater: “this video has been insulted. DESTRUCTION!”

  • @t-hive6795
    @t-hive6795 4 роки тому +430

    Hater: “Wow can’t believe you ripped off jimmy Fallons google translate series.”
    Malinda: *Existential crisis*

    • @sirk603
      @sirk603 4 роки тому +53

      I’m pretty sure she started before that

    • @lopes1698
      @lopes1698 4 роки тому +69

      @@sirk603 thats the point they ripped her off

    • @apriannemanlangit
      @apriannemanlangit 2 роки тому

      Who is he anyway?

  • @giovannimaraboli8117
    @giovannimaraboli8117 6 років тому +207

    I think you’ve been using google translate so much that now it’s backing you up with clever burns and disses to hate comments! That’s basically google translate saying “hey. You and me, we’re cool.”

    • @NoArtisticLimitation
      @NoArtisticLimitation 6 років тому +21

      Actually what it said was “You, you and I, are about to finish” (I translated that for you)

    • @giovannimaraboli8117
      @giovannimaraboli8117 6 років тому +2

      NoArtisticLimitation lol! Thank you for that.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 6 років тому +1

      Indeed!

    • @seifwilliams5581
      @seifwilliams5581 6 років тому +1

      😂 you made me laugh SOOO hard

  • @KC_KrazyCat
    @KC_KrazyCat 3 роки тому +103

    Malinda: Some things can't get translated away
    Me: *sobs* Why does google translate have to be so BRUTAL??? Ahhhhhhhh

  • @emm1757
    @emm1757 4 роки тому +569

    i translated the title.....
    my results:
    GOOGLE translate bad words for me

    • @ckaire
      @ckaire 4 роки тому +41

      i also did...

      Google said:Including my hate points

    • @JMLao15
      @JMLao15 4 роки тому +2

      what did you translate it too?

    • @claudiaholguin6723
      @claudiaholguin6723 4 роки тому +11

      i translated it too much and i got Google has translated my bad language

    • @felixettos
      @felixettos 4 роки тому +3

      It's accurate

    • @sandn_jdbk
      @sandn_jdbk 4 роки тому +18

      I translated it and it was
      Google has changed its mind
      Edit: I translated it again:
      Google translated my idea of hate.

  • @usualunusualkid7149
    @usualunusualkid7149 5 років тому +293

    Haters: (Making hate comments)
    Malinda: (Translating them and making a video out of this)
    Haters:
    *This is beyond science*
    *Surprised Pikachu face*

    • @latipahmowlani7795
      @latipahmowlani7795 5 років тому +3

      How does malinda even support racists and sexists?

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 років тому +4

      Latipah Mowlani probably just somebutt liberal for not supporting their narrative

    • @ajtheaviator5008
      @ajtheaviator5008 5 років тому

      Latipah Mowlani bad sex you have.

    • @randomlilith
      @randomlilith 5 років тому

      *surprised patrick face*

  • @zeasea2519
    @zeasea2519 6 років тому +929

    "this video has been insulted! *DESTRUCTION!* "

  • @thenagito
    @thenagito Рік тому +13

    "Why am I here?"
    "Why *are* you here?"
    *GOOGLE TRANSLATE BURN*

  • @peppertherealmvp2542
    @peppertherealmvp2542 6 років тому +212

    I don’t get why anyone or HOW anyone could hate this woman

    • @SaberViper
      @SaberViper 6 років тому +26

      Probably because they're stupid, small minded, don't understand comedy and just hate the world in general. Or they hate that she's a woman, a lot of people on the internet hate women.

    • @tessbolick6605
      @tessbolick6605 6 років тому +13

      Pepper The Real MVP I know, right? They probably just hate comedy.

    • @GummieI
      @GummieI 6 років тому +9

      I don't get it either, but at least we get a lot of fun out of it with this kind of video xD

    • @peppertherealmvp2542
      @peppertherealmvp2542 6 років тому +8

      True dat actually, thank you haters for making this amazing video happen xD “bad sex, you have?” XD

    • @Shyder
      @Shyder 6 років тому +4

      Some people don't understand second degree or they are just jealous or both.

  • @TheNoteblockLizard
    @TheNoteblockLizard 6 років тому +939

    I can already tell from the title that this is going to be good :D
    Also, I don't remember the last time I laughed that much

    • @JohnSears
      @JohnSears 6 років тому +13

      It's always interesting when you see someone you're subscribed to in someone else's comments

    • @arynnbeefox3014
      @arynnbeefox3014 6 років тому +2

      same here. :3

    • @clemrecords2548
      @clemrecords2548 6 років тому

      The Noteblock Lizard probably her last video

    • @barmenachemi9342
      @barmenachemi9342 6 років тому

      The Noteblock Lizard same!!

    • @ayannaashutt3621
      @ayannaashutt3621 6 років тому +1

      NO ONE LIKES HATERS!!!!!

  • @user-yk2kx9jw4s
    @user-yk2kx9jw4s 4 роки тому +288

    "Dislike... I hate these types of videos"
    Me: Then why did you click on it?

    • @inkat2679
      @inkat2679 4 роки тому +20

      I do not want...
      In the winter, I did not make this movie

    • @adi4305
      @adi4305 4 роки тому

      🤣

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 4 роки тому

      #ULTIMATEBRUHMOMENTS

    • @adi4305
      @adi4305 4 роки тому

      @@FunniyMan exactly
      *bruh*

    • @tigris3259
      @tigris3259 4 роки тому

      Exactly!

  • @milo_bilo5714
    @milo_bilo5714 3 роки тому +46

    Comment: “why am I here”
    Milda: “why are you here”
    My mind: *AHHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 6 років тому +188

    The best part of making a movie in the winter is that you can wear trash which also apparently entices rabbits into having sex even more than they usually do, however, on the thumps down side, big trees will not fit into seeds despite the sweetness of cautious items.

  • @Hi-ys4mc
    @Hi-ys4mc 5 років тому +559

    "Can't trust Google"
    Hey at least they admitted you can't trust Google translate 😂

  • @BerriBoi150
    @BerriBoi150 4 роки тому +255

    "Cringe"
    "Come"
    "Oh god, please no"
    "THANK YOU OH GOD!"
    Thank you, that will be all

  • @lanah.3027
    @lanah.3027 3 роки тому +59

    I can just imagine roasting someone and saying: *DESTRUCTION*

  • @nightmare5022
    @nightmare5022 6 років тому +159

    All the fans once you read those mean comments
    “This video has been insulted. DESTRUCTION.” XD
    This video has made my morning

  • @kidneykutter
    @kidneykutter 6 років тому +167

    I like how some of the original comments already sound translated

    • @beck8186
      @beck8186 6 років тому +3

      I know

    • @GummieI
      @GummieI 6 років тому +1

      well it's is quite possible, that they are tbh ;)

    • @RaeWakefield
      @RaeWakefield 6 років тому

      True

    • @rubengreis2080
      @rubengreis2080 6 років тому

      Haha, spot on! XD

    • @awetistic5295
      @awetistic5295 6 років тому +1

      Actually, this is one of those videos where the translated comments sounded way more intelligent, almost poetic.

  • @ParhiaIncLLC
    @ParhiaIncLLC 4 роки тому +369

    "Why am I here?"
    "Why r u here"
    Uno Reverse activated

    • @quintinsimper3020
      @quintinsimper3020 3 роки тому +13

      @@pointlessvideos940 Uhh, they're called "using letters instead of words so that you don't have to write the whole thing." I actually use 'em all the time.

    • @myce4607
      @myce4607 3 роки тому +2

      69 likes

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 3 роки тому +2

      @@pointlessvideos940
      *I
      *Am
      *So
      *Bored
      *That
      *I
      *Correct
      *Slang
      *For
      *No
      *Reason
      *Yes
      *I
      *Correct
      *Corrections
      *Because
      *I
      *Am
      *Also
      *Bored

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 3 роки тому +3

      @@pointlessvideos940 Okay. Look.
      Is it really wrong to subtly tell people that anyone can type the way they want?

    • @nomorejellybeanflower6659
      @nomorejellybeanflower6659 3 роки тому +1

      yessssssss

  • @clarascats1365
    @clarascats1365 3 роки тому +39

    I love how near the start of the video Malinda is “threatening” the haters and the screen is all red then it just switches to happy intro music🤣

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 6 років тому +757

    Your reaction to the Jinmy Fallon comment was priceless. At least Ellen tends to get the people who originate her bits some credit and promote them. John Oliver had the decency to show your actual video when he did a Google Translate joke.
    In fairness, though, I'm not sure Fallon stole it from you. He might have stolen it from Rett and Link who stole it from you. But I'm really not sure.

    • @riyazuo
      @riyazuo 6 років тому +73

      Sam Whatever happened with the Fallon thing, I hope she gets the credit she deserves

    • @arnilsso
      @arnilsso 6 років тому +86

      Melinda was years ahead of Fallon. In one intro Fallon said "Some has done this online before, and it is hillarious"
      (Let's get Melinda on Fallon)

    • @Sam_on_YouTube
      @Sam_on_YouTube 6 років тому +27

      Arvid Nilsson Yes, but I think Rhet and Link stole it from her before Fallon did. I may be wrong about that though. They have also been on Fallon a few times.

    • @artsysundae
      @artsysundae 6 років тому +17

      I’m 90% sure that comment was a joke though. Do people check dates? Or are humans really this stupid?

    • @Abzify1
      @Abzify1 6 років тому +8

      Rhett and Link didn't steal it as they never said it was their own idea, not sure if they actually said malinda or just youtube though

  • @johnoconnell3313
    @johnoconnell3313 5 років тому +447

    "Now Google Translate,pick one word you wish to save from ridiculousness"
    Google Translate:"Acne! I choose you!"

    • @lizw4
      @lizw4 5 років тому +5

      ROTFLMAO!!!! This was a great comment! :D

    • @high-techporo291
      @high-techporo291 5 років тому +3

      diamonddog 19 underrated lol

    • @alexanderhamilton4626
      @alexanderhamilton4626 5 років тому +4

      I translated acne through many layers and got dance

  • @Anonymous._M
    @Anonymous._M 4 роки тому +562

    “Why am I here?”
    “Why are you here?
    Me: *is casually dying of laughter in the background*

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 4 роки тому +9

      Even Goggle translate doesn’t understand those people lmao

    • @meggamiauw4266
      @meggamiauw4266 4 роки тому +3

      I litterally fell off a chair and am now lying on the ground of laughter

    • @marvelforevah1094
      @marvelforevah1094 4 роки тому

      Me too, Iys in the routine ;)

    • @GhreeniieHaruu
      @GhreeniieHaruu 4 роки тому +1

      Hi GachaGalaxyQurrn Laila Can we be friends???

    • @Anonymous._M
      @Anonymous._M 4 роки тому

      Rozcher YT sure (:

  • @Gamer433
    @Gamer433 3 роки тому +50

    How can someone hate her? She is such a nice, funny and crazy person. I'm loving it.

  • @Zackzhangsham
    @Zackzhangsham 3 роки тому +697

    I translated the title and got this:
    "GOOGLE hates his comments"

    • @charlottedove2875
      @charlottedove2875 3 роки тому +74

      I got "Wallpaper translated into Hindi on Google"

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 3 роки тому +3

      @@charlottedove2875 volapepar

    • @eriklou2603
      @eriklou2603 3 роки тому +23

      I got nonsense.
      Google tr kli il il il ż ż ż ż ż ż ż ż ħ

    • @avocados1707
      @avocados1707 3 роки тому +5

      @@gavinbrown216 mocking our accent is kinda offensive..

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 3 роки тому +1

      @@avocados1707 I have no idea why I said that

  • @maxximumb
    @maxximumb 6 років тому +818

    After this video, I think you deserve a really big thumps up.
    It was so funny, feel free to Google translate anything. How funny are the nice comments 'translated'?

    • @SkyBisonBess
      @SkyBisonBess 6 років тому +13

      Don't you mean a "thumps" up? :P

    • @jasmin5885
      @jasmin5885 6 років тому +4

      not to be mean but *thumbs

    • @SkyBisonBess
      @SkyBisonBess 6 років тому +15

      Seriously, dude? I know how to spell thumbs. I was making a joke - watch the video again at 1:34.

    • @jasmin5885
      @jasmin5885 6 років тому +6

      sorry didnt watch the vid fully yet

    • @Jono997
      @Jono997 6 років тому +7

      Why are we all ignoring the fact that he DID write thumps? I'm not talking about editing a comment after the fact either.

  • @im_a_dinosaur7399
    @im_a_dinosaur7399 4 роки тому +144

    Hater.- **Being mean**
    Google Translate.- *Silence Mortal*

  • @NotMarkaroniXD
    @NotMarkaroniXD 3 роки тому +73

    p e r S o n : why am I here
    Google trans : why are YOU here
    Me: OHHHHHHHH

  • @derpyamu6453
    @derpyamu6453 6 років тому +471

    DON'T dab on the haters.
    DO translate on the haters.

    • @sorashadow9775
      @sorashadow9775 6 років тому +2

      Silly Wobbuffet that is how you deal with haters

    • @markrebollido5551
      @markrebollido5551 6 років тому +2

      Do not live on your enemies.
      Open the enemy

    • @CrazyEmilykitty
      @CrazyEmilykitty 6 років тому

      Can i do both...?

    • @derpyamu6453
      @derpyamu6453 6 років тому

      CraztNaturekitty Live Well... Wynaut?

    • @MB-iq4gi
      @MB-iq4gi 6 років тому

      Silly Wobbuffet yup

  • @kaffii
    @kaffii 5 років тому +151

    Dab on the haters? Nah.
    *_Google translate the haters._*

  • @rafaellaisobelle
    @rafaellaisobelle 6 років тому +1257

    The only word that you can trust in google translate is....
    A C N E .

  • @efalter21
    @efalter21 3 роки тому +36

    Even the hate comment videos are extraordinarily wholesome.

  • @lanceleynes5862
    @lanceleynes5862 5 років тому +701

    "Wow, cant believe you ripped off Jimmy Fallon's Google Translate Songs series."
    *breathes heavily
    I died laughing. 😂😂😂

    • @akittenplays4104
      @akittenplays4104 5 років тому +115

      People really don't do their research. SHE DID IT FIRST! They ripped _her_ off

    • @solitarymaninblack
      @solitarymaninblack 5 років тому +18

      I was watching Fallon videos when someone in the comments mentioned Malinda.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 років тому +1

      That's like the time AOK ripped off Pauls Vids

    • @random_child6853
      @random_child6853 5 років тому +3

      XD. I was reading this as that exact part was playing. What are the chances!

    • @cyprel
      @cyprel 5 років тому +4

      To be fair.. I feel pretty sure that the OP of that comment was being sarcastic.

  • @thekraftykidz1417
    @thekraftykidz1417 4 роки тому +738

    Anyone else think that the translated version is like her being a wise philosopher quoting random things?? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @saskia4219
      @saskia4219 3 роки тому +43

      I couldn't resist and translated your comment:
      "Who wouldn’t think that translation could lead to better marketing ideas?"

    • @thekraftykidz1417
      @thekraftykidz1417 3 роки тому +8

      @@saskia4219 😂😂😂

    • @funpersonakaebw1110
      @funpersonakaebw1110 3 роки тому +9

      BOBBY JOKES!
      Yes, very wise indeed.

    • @ocketspay936
      @ocketspay936 3 роки тому +6

      You mean.... Any other ideas to change your philosophy to do all this? That was tthe google translate version

    • @thekraftykidz1417
      @thekraftykidz1417 3 роки тому +3

      @@ocketspay936 😂😂

  • @awesomesqush.
    @awesomesqush. 5 років тому +889

    Lol I tried this I translated “you’re weak” into 10 different languages and I got..... “yes”
    Edit: 200 likes?!? THANK YOU

  • @thomaspickles
    @thomaspickles 3 роки тому +23

    At the beginning I thought she said “this vid is sponsored by square space whether you need it or not”

  • @RestlessHarp
    @RestlessHarp 6 років тому +94

    "I hate these kind of videos," says someone who clicked on the video despite clearly seeing what kind of video it was going to be... sigh. I love what you did with these comments, Malinda! :)

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 6 років тому +11

      When I see comments like that, I just laugh at the irony because by clicking on the video they are giving it a view (and are commenting on it), making it more likely to be seen by a larger audience and if they're really dumb and don't even have adblock, also giving it ad revenue, therefor supporting what they hate.

  • @rai4141
    @rai4141 6 років тому +877

    Actually, Malinda did the google translate songs before Jimmy did.
    Ha.

  • @hi.147
    @hi.147 5 років тому +461

    "Why am i here???"
    ×says someone
    Well, actually, "Why are you here??"
    × replies google translate.
    Best google translate come-back

    • @klev5021
      @klev5021 4 роки тому +2

      Billie Eilish is life i agree with your name so muchh 😂😂😂

    • @catshark0076
      @catshark0076 4 роки тому +2

      You 14 or what?

    • @pinkseashells275
      @pinkseashells275 4 роки тому +1

      Billie Eilish is life, I love your username and profile pic :)

    • @ardapelkroke5943
      @ardapelkroke5943 4 роки тому

      eyoo eyelash squad!!!

    • @billieache6796
      @billieache6796 4 роки тому

      Yah Billie is Life (reffering to your Name :))

  • @CheckerDuck
    @CheckerDuck 3 роки тому +16

    "just to rub it in to the haters a little more, this video is sponsored" Love it 😆

  • @linor4cha883
    @linor4cha883 4 роки тому +495

    I really like the fact that she talks the way the "hater" would, and that she spared them from any more embarrassment by not mentioning their names.

    • @idontknowjustdawn2008
      @idontknowjustdawn2008 4 роки тому +40

      I uhm... I couldn't resist but translate this... :
      I love your faithful word, and in his name we save our lives.
      I gotta say.., I kinda like it ^^

    • @CraftyAlli
      @CraftyAlli 4 роки тому +8

      @@idontknowjustdawn2008 lmfao

    • @azmo2456
      @azmo2456 3 роки тому +5

      Lol your profile pic yoongi

    • @linor4cha883
      @linor4cha883 3 роки тому +5

      @@idontknowjustdawn2008 lmfao

  • @carinag4635
    @carinag4635 6 років тому +279

    “Thumps up” 😂 how could anyone hate you?

  • @firebirdlego855
    @firebirdlego855 5 років тому +198

    "I showed this to my mom, and she said her song was ruined..."
    "Well I told her mother that SHE WAS A BAD MUSICIAN."
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  • @thomasderosso5625
    @thomasderosso5625 3 роки тому +19

    The sheer malice and false accusations from some of those haters is staggering for a channel so innocuous. Good on you for letting them roll off your back and turning them into more content!