Y'all have been requesting this forEVER so I'm stoked to have finally done it!! Also if you didn't know I have a second music channel :D Would mean the world if you gave the little guy some love and subscribed! ua-cam.com/users/missmalindakathleen
When I took a flight from Helsinki to London, they played the "turbulence warning" and "coming to land in 5 minutes" announcements right after the "seatbelt light removed" announcement!
Ezra Borg especially if you use the NATO alphabet. I don't know if I'd mind too much as a passenger tho. I assume they got a free second flight at the least and got to spend a bit of time in a nother country
the fact that "there is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" just sounds like a dramatic version of the original text makes it 200% funnier im-
Wiping the table that's not a bad idea you don't know who touched that tray before you they could've had the flu or Covid-19 or a different contagious virus so It's a good idea not only for the airplane but for everyone you go.
2:46 "In addition, life vests are located underneath your seat." "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people." Most accurate translation.
2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" --actually pretty accurate, just phrased in a very weird and hilarious medieval times way.
Google Translate was cultured and thoughtful enough to remind us about Kevin's mistake from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York so history doesn't repeat itself.
Yup, I got onto the plane then just as it was about to take off sat down. Had I not checked I was in the right place I wouldn't have realised that I was on the wing of the plane and not in my designated seat.
We push the space shuttle then remove the nose and mouth then put on the head bucket while breathing frequently, or at least I think that's the order you do it in.
*PLANE TRAVEL 101* Me: **Freaks out** Attendant: "Emergency counselling will take you away!" Me: *"WAIT NO!"* Attendant: "Your mistake can be used as punishment!"
Or you pretend to stop flying because of environmental reasons, while you're actually doing it because you're scared silly of planes. Thanks Greta Thunberg, I have an excuse now!
I do NOT want google to get involved with cars, with all their built in riots and how they steal everything from France. I mean, seriously, give France a break, what did it ever do to you? Then again...maybe there are build in riots BECAUSE it's stolen from France...it all makes sense now!
Normal: Gives Airplane Safety Instructions Google Translate: Talks about riots and protesters and life coaches... and also stolen the plane. Wow. "I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason." That was just random. Great job!
3 years old and I'm still dying over this video with laughter. Had to watch this today, we're going on a plane tomorrow, which we haven't done in 3 years (due to the pandemic) so it's really great to get a laugh out of it! Thank you Malinda and Google Translate for your wonderful and hilarious work🥰
But they came to France to steal that plane. Don´t ask me HOW they got to France (Corsica), but they got there and stole a plane. Makes sense to me. And besides, why can´t you steal a plane from your own country? If I would take the plane of our Goverment for just a quick trip around, I am pretty sure they would call that "stealing".
@שחר א. How can you be certain that this is a legit stewardess uniform and not just a costume? (That some person wears in a youtube video 😉 .) "Free shipping". You mean like this guy 😜? www.theguardian.com/business/2019/dec/31/carlos-ghosn-escaped-japan-hiding-in-a-musical-instrument-case
"I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason" Even though i haven't been to Canada, i know that's the most Canadian thing i've heard in this video
Gummi_ Narwhal_29 Original: Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your mysterious eyes. Translated: Your map? Because of my loss of loss into your shameful eyes.
Original: Somehow everything’s gonna fall right in to place. If we only had a way to make it all fall faster everyday. Translated: Basically, everything is organized on the road. Discard all day as soon as possible
Ok let's put you in a scenario were u seen somthing cool. It was copyrighted and you took it. You would end up with a fine. Think about scenarios like that but bigger.
Y'all have been requesting this forEVER so I'm stoked to have finally done it!! Also if you didn't know I have a second music channel :D Would mean the world if you gave the little guy some love and subscribed! ua-cam.com/users/missmalindakathleen
I did! Love you! 🥰🥰
This is.... Interesting
Love your videos
How did you even act while keeping a straight face?
I love all your videos!you should translate a makeup/art tutorial
Teacher: Why is your homework overdue?!
Me: Overdue is inspired by the pie...
Your mistake can be used as punishment.
I found my language in the into ("pekthyesi deshton"im albanian😊)
Before long, the stadium suddenly collapsed and the muscle melts fell.
@שחר א. 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971 and I can't remember anymore
Teacher: ua-cam.com/video/LACbVhgtx9I/v-deo.html
You: ua-cam.com/video/LACbVhgtx9I/v-deo.html
"Welcome to Google Translate Airlines - Welcome to Corsica"
Well, that was the fastest plane ride I ever had in my life
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas huh interesting
Me too...considering I drive a Chevy Corsica lol.
"We stole the plane from france"
When I took a flight from Helsinki to London, they played the "turbulence warning" and "coming to land in 5 minutes" announcements right after the "seatbelt light removed" announcement!
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas *tHe MoRe YoU kNoW!* That was actually interesting though
Me: *cusses in class*
Teacher: Your mistake can be used as punishment.
Me: **YELLS IN EXCITEMENT**
*happyness sound*
Great that's a great idea for a t-shirt
I read this just as the line appeard
@@markdasaro9045 true XD
“All large electronic devices have been switched off”
Google translate: REMOVE ALL ITEMS, REMOVE ALL IMPORTANT THINGS
Same thing if you think about it 😂
@@richtea5741 Exactly
Well, guess I've got to remove my life support then. Okay an- *dies*- someone's grandma
"There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people"
I mean...it did get it _basically_ right...just more dramatically.
VERY dramatically, lol!
😆 hehe you're right it is
ah I wanted to like it... but it's the special 69 number
😂😂
Just realized it!
"We stole this plane from France, they're after us" lol.
The best part lol 😂😂😂
Well, after all those Boeings were grounded, they had to find an alternative. Airbus planes are very common, and they're French! It all makes sense...
@@nabielw they're going to dismantle the plane and hide in one of the six caves on the island of Corsica!
i mean airbus is from france
France Air is quaking.
"Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place."
That's actually good advice when getting off any form of mass transportation.
Ezra Borg that happened? But... How?
Ezra Borg especially if you use the NATO alphabet. I don't know if I'd mind too much as a passenger tho. I assume they got a free second flight at the least and got to spend a bit of time in a nother country
Ezra Borg ah, well a different city at the least
Google Translate sings Havana should have done that
Especially the subway 🤦♂️🤦♂️
the fact that "there is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" just sounds like a dramatic version of the original text makes it 200% funnier im-
Lol
It sounds like a metaphor for communism/socialism
Sin is not a lifeline on the Java page.
that should be on r/technicallythetruth (coming from someone who doesn't use reddit)
@@vialtrucking u right, u right
“I am happy and fascinating, and sorry for some reason.” - Life with anxiety
😞😞😞
Everyone from Sweden says that. If I barely touch someone it's "sorry sorry, I'm so sorry, I apologise, sorry, sorry, so sorry"
Literally me
You are not alone
My life SmH.
Google translate is like drunk people giving advice
Except drunk people give better advice
I imagine they translated this into like 20 languages before getting something so crazy.
@@alisa9040 they do
Wiping the table that's not a bad idea you don't know who touched that tray before you they could've had the flu or Covid-19 or a different contagious virus so It's a good idea not only for the airplane but for everyone you go.
I've never met drunk people
“There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people”
Must be how they say it in 1st class...
XD
I've been there it's true
Yes
AdoQhinaCoolieDude XD
This is true.
“Disorders can be eliminated by protesters or protestors”
That got real fast.
Tiocfaidh ár lá! BLM!
@@idonotliveinparaguay.2361 ?
@@Memezuii tiocfaidh ár lá is an Irish sentence meaning "our day will come" it was heavily used by the IRA. BLM means black lives matter.
"Your mistake can be used as punishment"
*accurate description of life.*
Accurate description of school
y e p
My life entierly
ROFL
Thats school and life and parent advice 😂
"I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason."
Me as a Canadian in a nutshell XD
I can relate too lol
Maplestory?
Same lol
Me
Here as well
Google translate: “There is a Jacket of life under the throne of people”
Me: I mean you’re not wrong-
Yep
That’s how they say it in first class
Time to ruin the cute pfps
@@matejznidarsic9096 TRUEEE
@@matejznidarsic9096 Lol true
What normal people remember on a plane: "put the vest over your head and attach the buckles"
What I remember: *"PlEaSe WeAr YoUr HeAd BuCkEt"*
2:46 "In addition, life vests are located underneath your seat."
"There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people."
Most accurate translation.
Like 123 I'm bored
It’s the first class version
Lol
@@Frefoy exactly…….. or as some people pronounce it, eggzackly (:
@@brendonhedgcock why did you make an egg pun
Google translate always ends up sounding like a prophecy at some point in the videos
I think that says more about prophecies then Google translate though
Cynthia lmao lmao 😂
Or emo.
Joseph Taylor it sort or does tho I mean or inspirational quotes like:
“Find what’s right afterwards and take the time to remember it”
lillian pop I know right
Google: Your mistake can be used as punishment
Me: Yes, we call it guilt
*"Your mistake can be used as punishment."*
- Strict Parents.
especially if the mistake is not wiping the table
said by Dolores Umbridge
No Voldemort to Lucius.
When you accidentally disable your mom's phone for 20 days:
i'm gonna go with hearth's dad but you guys are pretty on point too
"before we take of make sure your seat is in the upright position"
"before you leave, make sure you are in the right place"
this had me *laughing*
"Yeah, I think we got on the flight to Hawaii instead of Havana......"🤔🤨😕😓
XD ---> ua-cam.com/video/W7lbetWc35w/v-deo.html
I forgot to check if I was in the right place
I'm on the north pole right now
Good wishes from santa
I mean... it’s good advice. Just perhaps a bit obvious.
@@heatherjohnson6699 OMG🤣🤣That explains everything!!
Well, that's a sentence I'm afraid many people are to be reminded sometimes
"Please wear your head bucket"
Me: Casually rolls off the bed laughing
"please wear your Head buckets"
Me: bReiNG ThE sLILvEr COin ToO
omg try not to laugh at this video O_o
plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Buckethead_Zombie
Me: *laughs in YTTD*
google translate please wear your head bucket
me: laughs my head off so i do need a bucket
“Your mistake can be used as punishment,” -Every mom ever 2020
Nah, every school ever.
@@pointlessvideos940 both
Every school EVER
@Tara Koden I get ya
Anxiety too
Me: **goes to American airlines**
My family: **sits down**
Me: Oh crap-Mom I forgot my head bucket
🤣
Dad: ...what?
Robbie Walsh Lol
American Airlines is not good-
Ah crap, guess I gotta remove my head from my nose and mouth and keep breathing often. Dang guys, remember your head buckets
When the airline cuts their budget so much that the safety announcement actually increases the chance of death for the passenger
So much they have resorted to stealing planes from governments.
_You can't be sued if there are no survivors._
@@The-Plaguefellow Well. The family's can still sue.
@Mikaylah Du True. But i'm pretty sure hte amount of people you need to kill in order to stay in the legal green zone wouldn't be worth the effort.
@@autinjones7194 I too am a very lazy serial killer
Malinda: "There are 6 exits on board this aircraft"
Google: "There are 6 caves on this island"
I died laughing at this
I didn't
@@susanhoeddinghaus110 your still alive
@@majesticwyrm I have gotten a power only capable of getting by a sith
google is already one step ahead, it already knows the island it's gonna be stranded on.
@@wikipediamagnify It won't be an _unexpected_ water landing, that's for sure.
2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" --actually pretty accurate, just phrased in a very weird and hilarious medieval times way.
If I could like twice, I would.
True
Yis
Eyy it happened right as I read this
True
"Slides are used to use the Acne market!"
Should I even ask what the Acne market is?
Probably not, for your sake..
Well if it is the same place the coyote gets all his stuff I wouldn't even bother.
Where do you think they go after puberty--
I... didn’t.. even... *casually continues to die of laughter for the 67th time*
Nope.
I just typed "What is your name?" on translate. Google asked me "What are you issues". I'm offended 😂😂
Oof
Omg 😂
Oof 😂
i translated DAD COME ON and it was He Is Coming
It's emergency counseling, they're coming to take you away!
"Your mistake can be used as punishment."
My anxiety-ridden brain to me
SAME
Google Translate: "Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place"
Me: *starts dieing of laughter*
Sounds like break-up advice 😬
Google Translate was cultured and thoughtful enough to remind us about Kevin's mistake from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York so history doesn't repeat itself.
Oh God, am i in 3030?
I don’t who I am... I don’t why I’m here... seriously I don’t why I’m here
Dieing should be a real word
My teacher: since you’re done, why din’t you help someone else?
My 6 year old mind:
*keep guard against helping other people*
3:45
I am literally dying listening to that part
I read this as she said that
STRANGER DANGER
*we are proud to be united by a silver coin * sounds like a great line for the next lord of the rings
For me it's sounds like some dystopian
Fascist state
@@Nothing-1w3 xddd
Lord of the Coins.
@@angeldenman5427 XDDD
Ikr
"There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" Well, that one was technically correct, at least
Throne of the people... Great way to talk about seats.
Yep it is correct
“Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place.” That one works too
@JJ M I mean if you are at the right place, why would you want to leave?
@@GummieI right place means "you have reached ur desired destination" which means "LEAVE THE PLANE"
“Please wear your head bucket”
Me: Oh! Don’t forget your head bucket!
My mom: what?
Lol I was the same 😂
Stolen
It's called a helmet
@@coyraig8332 Ned Kelly had a head bucket helmet
where can I obtain such a head bucket?
“Please sit back, relax, and don’t hesitate to let us know if you need anything.”
Google Translate: I need my Head Bucket first.
You must wear your head bucket at all times
Okay, these translations aren't so trippy so far...
Google Translator: *_"S I N I S N O T A L I F E L I N E O N T H E J A V A P A G E"_*
That sounds like what someone in one of my dreams would say
Is that an Ori profile picture?
Well it isn't wrong-
Haha, I'm 666th like xD
Li feline
“There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people.”
I mean, you’re not wrong.
“Make sure you are in the right place” yes very good information. I really needed to check to be sure I was in the right place.
Could be like that time where they accidentally took her to Hawaii instead of Havana.
Kitty Love true.😂
Yup, I got onto the plane then just as it was about to take off sat down. Had I not checked I was in the right place I wouldn't have realised that I was on the wing of the plane and not in my designated seat.
“There are six caves on this island, two years ago, pillows and after” In the end the pillow is upside down, nailed it XD
"I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason"
Mood.
Tindr summary 101
MOM! I forgot my head bucket!!! 😱😰
Well Jimmy... emergency counseling will take u away 😐
That's not terrifying at all....
@Francesca Schaan and take the time to remember it
"don't write the word you with the letter u. Don't turn into a mental cripple. "
-my 6th grade math substitute
After pushing the space shuttle
@Chocolate chip Mint jimmy: sure!!
*remove all items, remove all important things*
Breaks window and throws everyone out
😂😂😂😂
Hide yo kiiids,, hide yo wiives, and also HIDE YOUR HUSBAND cuz you know why
3:46 well, google did say to keep guard from helping anyone else...
XD
Well, at least I'm important.
Malinda: Fasten your seat belt
Graystillplays: sHoVe It dOwN yOuR tHrOaT uNtIl yOu cAnT sEe It AnYmOrE
Yes
Yes, I wanna watch the GrayStillPlays plane videos agai
Agreed
google translate: stab yourself with your seatbelt
A fellow masochist!
America in a nutshell:
“Under American law, must fill and manage all cookies and creating components.”
Sounds like the EU law, actually: Cookie. Walls. Everywhere! (as a privacy aware person I thank them but still)
Other people: there is a life jacket under the seat
Me, an intellectual: *there is a jacket of life under the throne of the people*
Hi hooman. I like your apt profile pic.
Existant Ho0man why are you in first class?
@Levi Russell thats good to know 👍🏾
@@existantho0man870 I exist too.
Also I'm stealing that for an essay I'm writing on my experience on flying in an airplane
And thats called what we call *ENGLISH*
"Please wear your head bucket after pushing the space shuttle."
Shouldn't you put your head bucket on BEFORE pushing the space shuttle?
I thought we had to remove our heads from the nose and mouth first.
wait we remove our heads from the nose and mouth then push space shuttle then head buckets with the nose and mouth on outside
We push the space shuttle then remove the nose and mouth then put on the head bucket while breathing frequently, or at least I think that's the order you do it in.
"Before you leave, make sure that you are in the right place."
I-that is actually usefull
"Please wear your head bucket"
OK, mom, where's my head bucket ?
Under the throne of people
Ben-G 7700 Mom: Don't you mean a helmet? :)
You can use mine lol
XD
"There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people"
That sounds like the motto a British communist party would use, I swear
That's gonna be the motto of my British Communist party
Actually does and I’m British 😂
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
That is funny and accurate
I'm British and that really does 😂
Thank you, for reminding me to wear my head bucket. I always forget that step while flying.
I always forget my head bucket at home!
I always forget! I always need to take the spare one
I always forget them and need to buy the ones on the flight.
And guys!!! Don't forget to remove the head from the nose and mouth and keep breathing often!! It's such an important step!!! 😂😂
I am trying to type NORMALLY but the Head bucket is the best. And I was laughing hard and took me 4 attempts to like ur comment
“Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place” home alone two has taught us all well
*"Disorders can be eliminated by protesters or protesters"*
*Can't argue with that.*
Person: oh no the plane's falling!
attendant: how'd you like to stop it? with protestors or with protestors?
Rich Tritschler ummm... protesters? Is the one I choose.
Rich Tritschler Protestors because they can help
I choose to activate the activists
Um
“Please wear your head bucket.”
Me: all hail plankton!
-This important message approved by Plankton Airlines
All HAIL PLANKTON!
I bows down to plankton I
I Burns a statue of Mr krabs I
Made me think of Divinity Original Sin, actually
I’m a goofy goober!!!
*PLANE TRAVEL 101*
Me: **Freaks out**
Attendant: "Emergency counselling will take you away!"
Me: *"WAIT NO!"*
Attendant: "Your mistake can be used as punishment!"
I was... so... close... to the 666th like
The only thing making this better is that there are 747 likes. i.imgur.com/WsXbmXz.jpg
@@leifhim aeiou
oh noooooooo!🤣
One of the best translation of all time 2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" xD
*_ACTIVISTS ACTIVATE_*
And then we won a battle between somethings
Top ten hardest languages to learn . Watchmojo.com
_you can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat_
And we were armed only with head buckets 🤣
Always guard against helping others.
I got "Importance of Cooperation"
At our next flight, we're all GONNA DIE!!!
No because... THIS IS THE CEO IN THE AIR AND IT IS IMPOSIBLE TO DIEEEEE
Considering there’s an oxygen explosion, we jUsT mIgHt.
Don't worry! The great silver coin will protect us!
Or you pretend to stop flying because of environmental reasons, while you're actually doing it because you're scared silly of planes. Thanks Greta Thunberg, I have an excuse now!
@@connaeris8230
Oh no, No more Greta Thunberg please!
I never flew anywhere in my life, I dont need any CO2-Activists
"Emergency counseling will take you away"
Me: ok
Hehe Haha hoho
“Your mistake can be used as punishment.”
Gave me Dolores Umbridge vibes.
“ THERE IS A JACKET OF LIFE UNDER THE THRONE OF THE PEOPLE “ 2:50
well that's one way to say it lol XD
"The island has 6 caves"
Damn they know about the island you're gonna crash on?
@crazyLuy r/wooosh
crazyLuy
r/wooooosh
@crazyLuy I think they meant r/WOOOosh
r/wooooosh
Random person: Hey you, you got drugs?
Me while pulling out one of Malinda’s videos: No, i got something better
Be careful though it is also much more lethal.
*
Snorts a line of google translate* I'm dying of god
Help
“My body passes through the tennis without end!”
That... sounds painful.
How to stop built-in riots, make everyone wear their seatbelts
Head buckets work even better.
Thomas Turner Theoddoneout applouds you
Theodd1sout wants to know your location
Theodd1sout: And don't forget to wear your seatbelt.
Google: Built in riots!!!
I do NOT want google to get involved with cars, with all their built in riots and how they steal everything from France.
I mean, seriously, give France a break, what did it ever do to you?
Then again...maybe there are build in riots BECAUSE it's stolen from France...it all makes sense now!
"Drag the mice and start oxygen explosion"
Mice: wut
Me: _BURSTS OUT LAUGHING_
Scratch Pad that was me
Everyone around me just looked at me like I’m crazy plz help
That's nice! I'm so blessed to make sure that you ate Mayo clinic
I guess imma drag the mice now
This is gonna be a giant explosion
Its easy! Just drag the mice, then start the oxygen explosion!
"Under American law we must fill and manage all cookies." Finally, a law I can get behind
“Please wear your head bucket”
The day where relogic added buckets to terraria xD
"Under American law, must fill and manage _all_ cookies and creating components."
[Mouth packed with shortbread] Well if it's the _law..._
Not an American but the law is the law, even if it's not mine
*eating cookies*
I shall now refer to the ingredients to make cookies as creating components from now on.
[My mouth full of gingerbread] It's the best law yet!
“Under American law, must fill and manage all cookies”
mmmmmm sound like a good law
THEY'RE NOT TAKING MY COOKIES
A very good law
Ikr
And creating components.
All cookies! ALL COOKIES!
“Remove the head from the nose and mouth-“
Me: WHEEEZZZEEE
*"AND KEEP BREATHING NORMALLY--"*
Don’t forget to “avoid helping other people”
Lol just qs i reading this while watching i read this while the thing was happening
😂
Is this what would happen or laughter
I want to hear someone say “there is a jacket if life under the throne of the people” when I get on a plane next
"Your mistakes can be used as punishment"
That should be on a T-shirt
@Lauren Enslen same here 😂
The original: on the plane
Translated: stranded on an island
Won't be stranded long as France is after them for stealing their plane
Umbrella academyyyy
"There are 6 caves on this island!"
And the island is Corsica
@@prasannamarathe In that case it makes even more sense that the french later come after them.
Except that planes weren't there back in th day.
"Thank you for the plane France"
GIVE US THIS PLANE BACK !!!
Sooo funny, as always 😂
"We stole this plane from France"
*they're after us*
“Welcome to Corsica!” well that was a short flight
Normal: Gives Airplane Safety Instructions
Google Translate: Talks about riots and protesters and life coaches... and also stolen the plane.
Wow. "I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason." That was just random. Great job!
Just as random and Gradually Watermelon!
THERE IS A JACKET OF LIFE UNDER THE THRONE OF THE PEOPLE. Oh dear lord, If I ever run for any sort of office, THIS is my slogan.
Make sure you credit translation airlines tho
3 years old and I'm still dying over this video with laughter. Had to watch this today, we're going on a plane tomorrow, which we haven't done in 3 years (due to the pandemic) so it's really great to get a laugh out of it! Thank you Malinda and Google Translate for your wonderful and hilarious work🥰
Person: “Your seat can also be used as a floatation device.”
Google translate: “YoUr mIstAkEs wIlL bE uSeD aS PuNishMent!”
Me: 0-o
0-o is the right response
School in a nutshell:
Sans the Skeleton in a nutshell
“Find what’s right afterwards and take the time to remember it” that’s pretty good advice tbh.
2:49 nailed the stereotypical Queen voice
I like how electronics are translated to important things XD
"Welcome to Corsica", "We stole this plane from France". Did you Translation Airlines? I don't think you can steal a plane from your own country, kek
But they came to France to steal that plane. Don´t ask me HOW they got to France (Corsica), but they got there and stole a plane. Makes sense to me.
And besides, why can´t you steal a plane from your own country? If I would take the plane of our Goverment for just a quick trip around, I am pretty sure they would call that "stealing".
@- feelzpecial - Why?
@- feelzpecial - Ah! Okay. 👍😁
@שחר א.
How can you be certain that this is a legit stewardess uniform and not just a costume?
(That some person wears in a youtube video 😉 .)
"Free shipping". You mean like this guy 😜?
www.theguardian.com/business/2019/dec/31/carlos-ghosn-escaped-japan-hiding-in-a-musical-instrument-case
I followed all the instructions
But for some reason I was kicked off my flight...
Did you make sure you were in the right place before you left?
You must've forgotten your head bucket.
Maybe you caused a riot in the plane
Marshall Lee I don’t think so......
Did you manage all your cookies?
“Too brilliant evidence of a built-in riot.”
*This did not age well.*
“Emergency counseling will take you away.” Literally my entire life.
"your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device"
*"your mistake can be used as punishment"*
before you leave make sure your in the right place
It's 73, I cannot touch this holy sight
3:39, last time I removed my head from the nose and mouth I was breathing perfectly fine
Thomas Turner personally my band director told us that breathing was a bad habit we were born into lol
3:56 Canadians.
"Pull the vest over your head and attach the buckles"
PLEASE WEAR YOUR HEAD BUCKET 😂😂😂 I'm dead rn 😂😂
Do u need CPR
"I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason"
Even though i haven't been to Canada, i know that's the most Canadian thing i've heard in this video
as a canadian i can confirm this is true
I second that
That is very accurate
You should translate cheesy, inspirational Tumblr quotes. 😂😂
Gummi_ Narwhal_29 Original: Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your mysterious eyes.
Translated: Your map? Because of my loss of loss into your shameful eyes.
Original: Are you a camera? Because everytime I see you, I smile
Translated: When I see you call again So you come.
Original: Do you believe in love and first sight or should I walk by again?
Google translate: Think about falling in love or coming back soon.
Original: Somehow everything’s gonna fall right in to place. If we only had a way to make it all fall faster everyday.
Translated: Basically, everything is organized on the road. Discard all day as soon as possible
"Before we leave make sure you are in the right place" - Google Translate Advice
I like how it equates "all electronic devices" with "everything important" (1:17)
The only quote I would ever buy on a shirt. "I am happy, and fascinating, and sorry for some reason."
"There Is A Jacket Of Life Under The Throne Of The People" Best Line I’ve Ever Heard
Wow totally original not like you stole it
Edgy Seroy I Honestly Don’t Care If I stole the Multiple Comments Of This Exact Sentence.
Ok let's put you in a scenario were u seen somthing cool. It was copyrighted and you took it. You would end up with a fine. Think about scenarios like that but bigger.
@@slapmatt1497 what
Why Do All The Words Start With Capital Letters
0:51 “Bring the last iron to the brush until the vibrato is sounded.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂