Time: The History & Future of Everything - Remastered
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Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell Omg I love your video soooooooo MUCH! ❤️
I lovvvvvveeeeese your great videos I need more
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Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell
Thanks
Cleo patra was born closer to the time pizza Hut was made than too the pyramids
"That cute boy or girl, ask them out!"
Me: _i'll just wait for the heat death_
*Casually waits 100 billion years*
"Ah, finally"
"Wait a minute where did everyone go? Also who turned off the light!"
Pedro why are we dead
Me too
I hope we can all chill in the dark with everyone else who died in 100 billion years
I like how the whole vid was basically a prompt to ask your crush out
Ikr
Grace Miao haha, yeah that was great.
My biggest struggle right now LOL
What is this profile picture. Look like AT's style.
Reason not to
- they probably don’t like you
-you’ll get over them (eventually)
- if you do end up together you’ll probably break up
- it could be a giant waste of time
- you could meet someone you actually really like while with them
-you have a better chance of winning the lottery
- you could win the lottery and have to split it with them
You have a better chance at surviving the zombie horde
-when the zombie apocalypse comes you’ll have to spit food with them
- you’ll end up sleeping with their twin sister or brother
- you made it this far down the list then you shouldn’t ask them out
- if you made it past all of these then you should since I am a guy on the internet who you shouldn’t listen to
I like how this guy's upbeat narration never changes, whether he's delivering a joke or describing the future heat death of the entire universe.
his voice would be so perfect used in A.I
@@charlesthomas7372 Or we could let people continue to create art rather than turning it into a souless product.
@@FoxpawedNope, it would be great in A.I
The soundtrack is outstanding. You probably haven't noticed, but the ticking clock had been playing for nearly the entirety of the video. This is such an ingenious implementation; it works as a symbol referencing the topic of the video and really helps the viewer immerse further into the watching experience.
The soundtrack in their videos are all made so well
That was so well observed
Nobody:
English teachers
ITS LIKE INTERESTELLAR
yea i noticed i love these guys for putting so much effort into their videos
Jeez. Even Kurzgesagt is pressuring me to get a girlfriend.
Is that the whole meaning of existence? 🤔
@@thiseternalmoment3192 in the eyes of our selfish genes it is.
@@Graeko genes have no freedom of choice.
Dont think too hard about it. Go get a girlfriend. Find a female to court and accompany her to things. Complete a few quests for her and offer her your best attempt at charm. If it doesnt work dont force it. Return home. Rest. Fap. Eat. Shower. Go find another female. Repeat. Shortcutting wont work. She has to feel like she knows you personally, and completing quests and your charm will show her who you are. If she says no, you probably dont want her either. If she says yes, youve won. Bang and crown your queen. Try not to squabble and stay honest. Recognize eachothers strengths and weaknesses and better one another. Dont leave fights unresolved and recognize your personal issues don't come before your lady-woman. Keep eachother honest and check in on eachothers feelings. If you dont ask they wont say untill its too late. Try not to kill eachother and see if your genes create reasonably normal humans. Raise those little motherfuckers and show them the shit you spent too long figuring it out. Keep trying--it worked for countless generations before you and youre likely not the mutant that finally ends your bloodline. Just talk to a girl. Not the one youre thinking about. Shes likely not interested and youve taken too long. Look where youre not looking. Just talk to some females knowing 9 of 10 will be a bad match. Thats fine. Number 10 is all you need. If you lack confidence, get experience with desperate milfs or thicc hunnies (thicc hunnies are actually the best anyway--wide breedin hips laddie!). Dont be a pussy. Go hunt or starve in your cave. You can. Its been done. You will do it. Youre lying if you say you cant. GO LADDIE
@@mikemcdonald2671
💥 💥
👃
👄
Thanks Kurzgesagt, I asked that cute girl out and now my wife wants a divorce.
Yeah fuck this channel! Is what my wife said ;)
@@2ndPigeon If your wife said that, you might want to re-consider your marriage
@@johnrubensaragi4125 deleted his reply and my reply no longer made sense.
Hahahaha the last parts of thia thread is great
My vote made this comment to get 1k likes. 😁
Kurzgesagt: 'Ask them out!'
Me: 'B-but i like them as a _friend-'_
Kurzgesagt: *'ASK THEM OUT.'*
*DO IT N O W*
the duolingo bird has possessed kurzgesagt
@@crimsontyphoon1030 what's up[slaps]
Slappers
QPRs be like:
"But I want grandkids" -Kurzgesagt
History of the Entire World I Guess: Kurzgesagt Edition
The sun is a deadly lazer
and in reverse chronological order
Nah, its history of the entire universe I guess
NOW YOU CAN EAT SUNLIGHT
Yes
“You probably wasted a good chunk of yesterday on the internet”
Most accurate thing I’ve heard in a while
Well don't feel bad; free will is an illusion, so you had no choice in the matter.
@@EnvisionerWill Calm down
@@sosopwsi829Jjw9 I was perfectly calm when saying that. Less so now.
Before 2020 JuI 22: use 11 hours on sleep 8 housrs of internet 2 hours of other stuff
After 2020 Jul 22: Use 11 hours sleep 5 hours On gaming 6 hourz on school 10 mins on other
@@EnvisionerWill naw man, free will exists.
Every kurzgesagt video:
50%:info
25%:existential crisis
25%:birds
they should make a bird murder compilation
what is it with the birds anyway?
Seems like you haven't heard of Exurb1a
@@shreyanshsingh379 The depressing turtle
Even tho sometimes makes you motivated
"That cute boy or girl, ask them out"
You literally stormed emotions inside me. I mean what the hell you are doing with your life if you are not living it.
Lol😂 my best friend pranked on me today, I was like laughing aloud on me being fooled by him😂
@@vishwaaa14 Great 👍.
Keep it up.
Enjoy ur life😊
Do things which makes you happy.
@@mr.agrawal970 tysm 😊
How can you literally storm emotions?
@@DoctorPhileasFragg get out
I saw this video when it first came out and I can never forget it, just now I showed it to my 70yo dad, he loved it and is super impressed by how you made all these facts so tangible. Thanks for being such a cool gang, you work matters :)
I asked that cute girl out again. This time she called the cops
Walsh I'm dying hahahah
Probably she hated anime
Walsh if it makes you feel any better it won’t matter in about 100 billion years
yeah Nathan it won't matter, but we'll all be dead
Probably she's IN anime
My crush said when hell freezes over. Little does she know the heat death of the universe is coming, I don't mean to brag but I'm getting a girlfriend here in a few billion years guys.
XD
Congrats mate
if she believes in god fuck her
Lmaaoo this is gold
Luckyyyy
I gotta say, almost every single Kurzgesagt Video is among the best ever on UA-cam - but even to this day, this Video is your Masterwork. A Video that deserves 8 Billion Views, not just 8 Million.
I often come back to this video. Helps me realise that worrying too much about the future and lingering on the past doesn’t help in any way, and that only now matters. Thanks Kurzgesagt
From controlling fire to Eating bleach, humanity has come a long way...
We used fire to make bleach to eat it! \(o_o)/
...backwards
@@justinh6651 ...🤣🤣😂
from cotroling fire to yeeting metiors to tha moarn we bwecawm dweebs
(misspell challenge!)
The Controlling Fire Part of Humanity is carrying the Bleach Eating part of Humanity. it's been that way for a long time.
Kurzgesagt, giving people an existential crisis since 2013
I find them strangely calming now lol
@@Ekkaisara true, im late for this
If you have a crisis because you get to know something new, maybe you should know more about stuff
@@forssi1 big sigh
@@forssi1 i dont have a crisis rn, i didnt get one when i watched this video, i had one but that was when i just learnt all this. This was nothing new. I made this comment long after watching the video and i recovered from my crisis long before i watched the video. At some point we dont know anything so we have to learn but i passed that point long before making this comment. That so true though, if you are afraid of new things then you should know more things. Not meaning to start an argument or something
The 1-second ticking noise goes on through the entire video. Amazing detail.
One of the very best pieces on the internet. Very nicely done!
"The internet was also invented, which lead to memes but also Facebook and Twitter. So all and all we're not sure if it was a GOOD development"
Brutal, Kurz, Brutal
but very true.
yet the thing is We cant tell what hes thrashing because his opinion on shit is unknown
probably facebook and twitter tho
In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and was widely as a bad move. - Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy
hate him or luv him, he is spitting facts tho
They are very low key savage their videos are worth re-watching
“The universe is dead, *forever* .”
Me: *sad existential crisis noise*
Only if you buy into the idea of a universal heat death - I personally subscribe to the idea of a universe in which matter/energy is recycled via a process of big-bang/big-crunch cycles.
@@FrankCastle-tq9bz That would still kill everything though
FrostBird347 For a time, at least - but then the universe is reborn with the distinct possibility of all that came before coming into existence once more.
I don’t feel anything much, or at least I think so. Probably because I can’t comprehend how that would be like, so I (as a lazy person) do not bother with it.
It just creeps me that even if you managed to “live forever”, you can not.
Every place you’ve been through, every person you’ve met and everything will be completely gone.
Even the history of Earth will be never be seen ever again.
1:44 i'm 21 yo and been thru a lotta things, but this dude, he lived my current age + 100 years, wtf
I'm 21 too now.
Hell yeah dude, Hi-five
@@ducktape-3470 HI FIVE to those who are suffering with the begging of the adulthood
"that cute girl or boy you like"
that made me realize I havnt had enough human contact to develop a crush.
Aww
After wasting my entire weekend doing nothing, this video came like a slap on my face making me realize how little time we are given in our life.
same
well i finished deus ex hr so i guess thats not a wasted time
Mayank Chandra i have done that too
I wasted my 1 month,i wanna slap myself too
So stop watching UA-cam video's and start living! *Clicks on the next video*
I love his vedios it gives relaxiation
Crazy to think that life on Earth is closer to its end than to its beginning
Pierre Martin WOAH (mind blown). Realized it just now.
Yeah, I noticed that too. Just thinking of it is very depressing.
HOLY FUCK
Time for an existential crisis
Yes, but HUMAN life on Earth relative to the end of life on Earth might as well be the first 15 seconds of a 24 hour day. You're welcome :)
I love how they put quotations around Columbus "discovering" america
2:28 "discovery" ha! I love the way he said it
When the vid ended, I just saw my reflection on the screen, with the most pensive look on my face. And hot cheeto crumbs all around my mouth.
Good going human😅
Making it count
I asked that girl out saying “I’m worried about heat death.” She blocked me
I feel that
At least you did
🤣
She wasn’t right for you, mate
Smh 😤😞
“The idea that everything means nothing, while true, gets you nowhere.”
Some religions say the universe has already been restarted multiple times. It’s ended many times and started anew many more times
Getting somewhere is partially only as Valuable as you make it. That's why some homeless live happier than the richest who have everything
I love how Kurzgesagt says "Columbus's Discovery of America", someone knows their history enough to not celebrate the infamous jerk.
Are you implying that kurzgesagt is saying that he did discover America, I can’t tell because you didn’t use double quotations, in the video “discovery” is quoted because of the phrase being sarcasm
@@meeverse875 Yes, exactly. Excuse my bad typing. XD
Columbus did discover America for England, however he wasn't the first to arrive there, and was the reason why hundreds of thousands of native Americans were used as slaves, so he does not deserve any credit.
@@brickbot2.038 Agreed, we have found ship logs from hundreds of years before Columbus arrived around the area, describing the area in perfect detail. Columbus arrived and unknowingly took credit for discovering America even when there was a population, he made hundreds of thousands slaves and killed hundreds of thousands with disease, although, I do not know what he could’ve done to avoid disease spreading at the time? you have an idea?
@@meeverse875 Yeah, that's correct. Even as the first person to cause England to populate America, he still doesn't deserve awards. Unfortunately, I doubt there would be any way to prevent disease at that time, since they did not have advanced technology. I suppose if the discovery was put off until modern medicine, then lots more could be saved, however with satellites and other technology, I think America would be discovered without actually going there, and then it wouldn't be too long before people did sail across the ocean.
@@brickbot2.038 He was an genuese in the services of the spanish queen, not an english man. And he discovered america, for us europeans (if we Ignore some norsemen in the 11th century)
Now I can have the same existential crisis but remastered
Jonah LOL
And in 60 fps
Jonah Yeah, to think I just recovered from the last one.
Epic!
hahaha nice one XD
How did you like the remastered version? There are a few videos we would like to redo (Updating and expanding the script, redoing the illustrations and animations). Anything you would like to see?
Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell The evolution video would be great to be remastered!
You just uploaded the video a few seconds ago
You posted this comment 31 minutes ago *HOW?*
Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell HOW IS THIS 32 MINUTES AGO?
i mean the video was posted 2 minutes ago....
WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS?
Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell more space stuff
"What is Evolution", maybe. Keep up the good work!
I watch this ENDLESSLY because I am literally in love with this soundtrack. The background music is so calming and I love this video so much. Helps with my anxiety as well. Thank you so much!
Momento Mori: Remember You Will Die
That’s probably the most influential bit of philosophy in my life, you only have so much time on this earth, why waste it in anxiety, fear, procrastination, or timidity. Be bold, don’t stress so much about stuff, especially if it’s out of your control, we all have the same fate, death, so why get so caught up in the in between.
columbus “discovers” america
i see you kurzgesagt, quietly throwing shade back there
@Donald J Trump You're the President so it must be true
Donald J Trump we all know America doesn’t exist
The Vikings got there first
I see you're people of culture
@@grantsmith8603 Nah the native americans did. The Vikings were the first ones from Europe, then came Columbus who really popularized the existence of the Americas.
and as always thanks for the existential crisis
I had a fucking panic attack lmao
As always, it evokes questions about our existence but we have to remember: Is this a world and universe that we are going to let intimidate us or are we going to dominate it and use it as our playing field. Evolution of life has given us so much to work with, we may as well go explore it and see what it has to offer. Never be content with where you are or be stagnant in thought. Move, do something, go out there, experience pain, experience happiness, experience love - all these together allow for our sense of fulfilment to come into play and this is what is the meaning of life for me.
Whatever you think will play out true in your perception of reality. Use the axioms that you are presupposed to and create something wonderful. Your reality in the past has gone, but this can be the substrate for a beautiful story that you can create for the future with your consciousness and awareness for what is now. You only have now, not when the universe was born, not when the universe will end. Make life beautiful, we're all in this together.
Julian A Same lmao
feroui hamza it's make me feel so special tho lol
Now, I feel bad for wasting my time on stupid things which is a good thing
I both love and hate how meaningful you make these videos. They make me have feelings I don't feel unless I really think about them. Props to you to be able to make content that stirs something so strong in your audience..! ♥
this was and is the best nutshell kurzgesagt ever made, the music, the clock ticking and the narration is so relaxing.
Celino Jaramillo, the oldest man at the time of the video's making, died only 10 days after this video was uploaded to UA-cam.
Dang...
lo re mufo
@@joaquinrobledo2940 xd
Rest in peace ❤️
@@leoliu8436 umm he's literally dead
i love how in the german version the oldest living person was a Japanese born in 1903..since celino jaramillo died 10 days after this Video came out
Now THAT is attention to DETAIL.
Not just translating a Video but changing certain parts of it to reflect current actual Facts!
AWESOME
Damn that's being precise
It’s insane how many new records on oldest man are broken almost every year now.😆
Really you pin me down on that part? You really want to paint me as a hearthless badguy here. What did i ever do to you? Is it because i am german? :(
@@DrDrystal Gosh darnit you feel soo pure, while i can't say anything in his place, please don't bother yourself with that, you didn't mean that, so it shound't matter!
@@madebysalad7916 but it does bother me :( i never wanted to offend you by not naming that one person, and why shouldnt it matter? i am sorry again :(. I am deeply sorry
I dunno why but this piano music on the background makes me emotional almost every time I listen it on the background with these videos
Absolutely loving the attention to detail with having the monologue bound to the tempo of the music
*This is terrifyingly beautiful*
ya *tear drops*
What is our purpose?
Imagine we are woken up from the train. the first thing is "why am i here"
out nothing - big bang -then it will finished
there must be creator
To pass the butter! :(
+Adam England I’ve never got this argument. Why must there be a creator? Where did the creator come from? I’m not saying that there cannot be one, I just don’t understand this argument. “A being of infinite wisdom and power must have existed forever because the idea that something else could have existed forever is ridiculous.”
-6.4M views LIKE YOU
Kuzgesagt:time is precious
Me:*watches more UA-cam*
Kuzgesagt:am I a joke to you?
dog lovers will save lives so imposter
cristine joy deguzma titin
Kuzgesagt: Time is precious
School: *assigns mounds and mounds of homework*
Kuzgesagt: "time is precious"
Me: writing a comment
Kuzgesagt: "am i a Fu¢king joke to you?!
yes and no
Actually it was more like time doesn't matter, nothing does, but if you think it matters you give it value you make time precious so if you watch more UA-cam and that makes you happy, do it!
I just discovered kurzgesagt!!! I am in love
Thank you !!! I binged alot of your episodes. Amazing content
Its time for a new Video already!
I have been rewatching both of these videos since forever already.
Big fan of your work!
As a video editor and motion graphics artist, I must say, Kurzgesagt always sets the bar ridiculously high!
BanditRants - I Make Short-Documentaries your name propelled me to your channel, and I'm glad it did.
+BanditRants your videos are absoloutely amazing
+Honestly I was skeptical at first to check ur shit out, but HOLY MOTHER OF PEARLS DUDEEE!!! HOW DO YOU EDIT LIKE THAT?
BanditRants - I Make Short-Documentaries Dude, someone has already said this before. Stop copy/pasting..
HOLY SHIT, M8 instant Subscribe
Goddamn, nothing can both inspire and depress me at the same time quite like Kurzgesagt
Same bro
What depressing about this video???
@@mohammadrashed3218 everything willl die one day
This is knowledge.
Indeed
7:21 i'm having trouble describing how much good hearing this from your voice is for my mental state. Thank you!
7:02 "The universe is dead forever" ...maybe by then there will be some kind of cosmic Hard Reset of the universe, and everything will start all over again.
That‘s what many people believe, but sadly, we will never know.
My exact thought. I do believe the amount of time it took for "existence" to exist is the amount the universe will enter the dark era only to reset with alternate timelines of what we're experiencing right now, infinitely.
You stole my words!
Imagine if there were Humans like us from the last universe....
So the world is just Undertale...im ok with that, i wanna meet sans. How far do we have to space travel to meet him?
"That cute boy or girl you like, ask them out! Time is precious"
.....I...I feel personally attacked...
WHY they might think you're precious too
is that like a personal attack or something
Same
Life is better alone. You aren’t destined to be hurt and can easily find a hooker or one night stand. Much better than a relationship.
Make it count boi
you guys are so kind. what you do is incredible! I hope you have lovely warm lives
This one always fucks me up, I’ve watched it like 3 times..
This video should be $60 because it’s a remaster
NatoTornado don't forget mtx! How are we else going to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment?
NatoTornado Bro its Kurzgesagt not EA
This ain't Konami bro
This is genius
NatoTornado It only costs $60 because it rides on nostalgia
7:23 I listend she said yes so thanks :)
Aww congrats man!
da yo boi and then we broke up
On my birthday and all of this exactly a month after she had said yes
@@JoGyatto dude don't worry none of this will matter when the universe inevitably dies taking all life with it
Sabatallica its ok i found someone else i have been crushing on for a while
Sabatallica but dont remind me lol
This is my favorite video of kurzgesagt, the animation is so smooth and I love the jumping in and out, and the topic is one of my favorites
The animation and music in these videos just keeps getting better. Truly one of the highest quality channels on UA-cam.
one of my faves by far!
Alan Parker hey Alan. Can i be your friend please
Best dating advice video ever.
Not really, they miss out on one most important step, you need to have a crush on someone beforehand, otherwise you can't ask out your crush...
Nah, any cute boy or girl will do. "That cute girl or boy you like, ask them out." Best dating advice ever haha
"The internet was also invented, which led to memes, but also to Facebook and Twitter so all in all we're not sure if this was good development"
SAVAGE AF
Plague Doctor He also talked about ur era, congrats on living for so long :D
I liked that they called that cancer out.
They had the facebook page long before the cambridge analytica scandal emerged
it also led to youtube and the pressure on german media to create online shows. ZDF is a german tv channel wich owns funk, a sub-network wich created smaller shows include Kurzgesagt (eng: shortly speaking)
Usui Takumi it's called sarcasm lad
"....eating bleach, you know the usual stuff" LMAO
tide pod challenge
@Cutelittlefox ur right, humans are dumb
*"super smart idea"*
Did anyone else notice pickle rick?? Lmao
Cutelittlefox Less than stupid
I have watched Kurzgesagt for years, on various channels, through various stages in my life. Each of these videos has given me hope, knowledge, and peace. Thank you, Kurzgesagt, from educating and inspiring the masses.
This video really just shows you how sadness and depression are just a waste for your time and life .
Thank you kurzgesagt ❤️🥺
Damn, Kurzgesagt reminding to ask a girl out. The best wingman you could have.
Don’t listen to this guy. He probably got his heart broken and couldn’t deal with it. Ask her out. Go for it, you won’t regret it.
Φίλιππος Κ I mean, in the US, marriages end in divorce almost as often as they do in happiness. He might have gotten his heart broken (and turned slightly misogynistic) but he’s not wrong about love.
From my point of view, it's more about the human connection rather than sex and list. To me it's about being there with the other person loving each and caring. And sure you can be mad at women for not being whatever, but their still human just like how we all have short comings. This is just my take on it and I respect what you say but I disagree
*lust
Mike tracy ... you will get infinitely more loyalty and companionship from adopting a pet dog that you will get from the vast majority of western females in the modern age. Get a hobby, hang out with friends, work on your career and improving your skills, join a healthclub and work out everyday, there is an entire world full of incredible things to occupy ones time outside of blind devotion to a women and chasing cheap pussy. you are over-valuing way too much what its actually worth while not considering the incredible costs that come along with it.
Thanks for giving me an existential crisis
Justin Y. I loved getting a panic attack about how we're all gonna die no mater what
Boy you should check out exurb1a then, i bet you'll like him...
here we go again
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Don't worry, they have a video on that! ;)
For anyone wondering how the universe will die out in its’ heat death, I would recommend “Timelapse of the Future” by melodysheep on youtube
yup its pretty good
I love how soundtrack transition @2:56
The 1 first pyramid 🥰
Tick tock everyone. Regret is a powerful emotion, but it can be avoided.
medexamtoolsdotcom oh
medexamtoolsdotcom Oof
Rip
Your parents have been saying that for years.
It turns out that we tend to regret the things we haven’t done than the things we have done.
Damn this video covers the future of everything in under 9 minutes ... there goes my channel.
FutureNow lmmaoo
This one xD
I mean this was kinda still an self promotion, but a smart and funny one at that. Checked out your latest vide, liked the content, subscribed.
As long as it's entertaining I really don't mind this kind of self promotion. You made me laugh, good job!
Funny self promotion! The only one I like! I'll check out some of your vids!
FutureNow o
It's truely rare when I say this.
"This video made me smile"
Thanks
I've watched this video over 10 times now and it never get boring.Very inspiring
Good work kurzgesagt you are the very best
I remember watching this and thinking quality cannot be any better. I was wrong...
wayyyyyyyyy wrong
LUUUL
Merc If u want to know more about what happened and what would happen, we two did an animated video from the big bang to the death of the universe ! You can Check it out in our channel !!
Remastered? Well it's about time.
mrcomp is that a starcraft reference😂
not mw2 remastered
Its also a pun on the video
There was another version of this video
No starcraft reference, just a pun.
Love the history of humans, well, history of the world! The way you highlight areas in history makes it possible to see a big picture and also, find out areas that I want to learn more about :) Thank you for all the work you put into these and thanks Professor Bassler for telling me about Kurzgesagt (even though you were worried I would watch these instead of do my homework...which most definitely happens).
Damn this channel is so damn good man!! Hands down the best info-graphical channel.... The animation, narration, information everything is on point man. Buying the book for sure cuz i love studying the immune system, one of the best topics to study about other than space and supernatural phenomena.
4:57
*looks at my chicken*
Do the roar
That reference made me laugh like maniac :)
ROAR FOR ME CHICKEN
why do you have a chicken?
@@simopelle
I live in Brazil on a city people are going out mid lockdown because the police is out too and there are explosive bank robs at the morning.
Don't question
Let me set you straight butterpants, a chicken only roars when they’re angry
The animator could have done a chicken with a dinosaur shadow, scaring itself. Would have been perfect.
Hildebert 👏👏👏
Nope. This just got remastered.
let's redo it again
Hildebert I agree I did not think about that before but that’s actually a really good idea
Eating Pringles this didn’t get remastered, I’ve seen their first version from two years or so ago, this one has new things said and new animations.
"the internet lead to facebook and twitter, so we're not sure if this was a good development"
he isnt wrong
Excellent and Outstanding Video and Soundtracks
MIGHTY CHICKENS
Funkycat 20062006, I have *MIGHTY BACKYARD CHICKENS!*
Funkycat 20062006 MIGHTY EAGLE!!!
Funkycat 20062006 Top Chicken.
Bow, You Infidels, to Our Mighty Chicken Overlords!
My chicken get mighty when i look at hot things xDDDDDDDDDD
1:30 I like how they subtly diss Twitter and Facebook
Would not call it subtle ... But yes. And it's well deserved.
@@ems7623 "we're not sure"
Sometimes i think the internet was an amazing invention. Then I remember Twitter and take back my statement
@@andriod5160 Facebook is even worse imo
Every new info I had to pause because I'm in awe to absorb these wonderful infos at the same time. Also taking my time appreciating the illustration and animation.
this is the most beautiful video ive ever seen. so inspiring
“That cute boy or girl ask them out” you make sound so freakin easy
Edit: Let me add some context. Its hard when shes one of your best friends.... and she happens to be a lesbian.
Alright back to the nonstop notifications.
Star Gaming
ikr
Lol I already got rejected twice but it’s all good we’re friends now
Star Gaming, it actually is... if you think about it. Just do it! Don't be afraid. When are you going to? You will never feel that this is the best time for me. So you will never ask that cute girl out and you will have wasted months of your life thinking about how and when only to her move or just ignore u. Take the chances you get to be with her/him. Just do it. Good luck mate
I like how they changed it from "that cute girl you like"
In principle it shouuulllddf be easy
But it’s fucking bot
Video: "this is all very very far away"
People from the future watching this video: -_- damn it
Don't worry, humanity will never last that long.... That sounded more optimistic in my head. ☺
redstone craft guy 😂😂😂😂😂
43 minutes in the future
Now your comment just earned itself a page in the history books, good luck
Everyone here should preserve this video for them.
To know that there is a beginning and end makes me more comfortable in my skin. Nobody is any different than other and universe as whole is nothing but cycle. I feel the ligtness of not being special but also special and unique as a living creature. I enjoy your videos a lot. Thank you team for putting a lot of effort.
I like how i am in 5th grade and I learned all this in 1 semester XD
The other thing is that i learned more from this channel then from school.Don't get me wrong,I have straight As at school,it's just,this channell is presenting the things you need to know in a fun way.
I respect Kurzgesagt.
Tips for middle school:
Do sports, band, a club, or some other extracurricular activity. There's studies that say students who do these are happier and get better grades. They also have a community aspect in which you can make friends.
Don't get worried about what people are thinking about you, because people are probably worrying about their own public image to even notice, or give it much thought.
Also, sleep. It makes school a whole lot less hellish.
@@myalt3019 Thanks. Just started school again. It help
@@myalt3019 im going into middle school in august and i could not thank you more !!!!
@@princerufioh get yo sleep
“All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us”
- J.R.R Tolkien
Dude, Tolkien didn't come up with that, Gandalf did! Tolkien just translated it.
...Though for some reason Kurzgesagt didn't have that age in the timeline.
@Magus Marquillin lmao
F: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance
G: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death and some that died deserve life. Can you give it to them Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal on death and judgment, even the very wise can't see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play for good or evil.... before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate o many.
F: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
G: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not from them to decide. All we have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in the world Frodo besides all the evil. Bilbo was meant to find the ring. In which case you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.
After watching the initial version of this video, I never did ask that cute girl out. Stop pressuring me Kurzgesagt
Palpatine says "do it!"
Do it! Just do it!
Hamzah Patel my man i did and got rejected but at least i feel free now trust just do it no matter the result will be
Do what makes you happy, with or without that cute girl 😁
Mega Hunter Omg that's Awkward
Os conteúdo desse canal é simplesmente perfeito, magnífico.💙👏🏻
My father is one of the best samba guitar player i have ever seen. Dealing with myself, failures and parental approval was always a dogma. After this video i am encouraged to spend some time with ny dad without the regards of being approved. None of this matters exept our love and tender experiences
"That cute girl you like"
*Forever Alone*
poor. Me too^
x2
Don't lose hope.
Never give up
This is so sad.
I've never felt connected mentally to any channels other than this
Especially when you said whether we are having some kinda weird feelings, I laughed it out cos its too relatable
this is the channel where i learned 90% of the useful things i know
@@maserklex1648 Yeah, this is where I got pretty much all of my actually useful life skills, history, science and motivation. I wish it was more popular than the junk that makes trending.
Siga GOLD BACANA aqui
This video is so beautiful. Thank you.
This is masterpiece, thank you for your work.
This is one of my favorite subjects. Good shit.
Don't swear!
Hahah yah this ish is mind blowing , I’ve been sayin it for years : it’s impossible to wrap our heads around 1 million years let along a billion ... Thus wrap our heads around life is similarly unfathomable 😸🤙
Livin That Life I agree!
Yup, good shit.
Kerry Cronic Vlogs DON'T CUSS Stupid kid
Time is precious, make it count... continues to watch more kurzgesagt.
Dominick NL same! But I don't think watching these awesome videos is equivalent of wasting time.
so i was kinda mind blown buy the fact celino jaramillo was born closer to Nopoleon ruling europe than to present day and i looked if he’s still alive today which is tuesday may 31st 2022 3:43 AM and i come to find out that he died 10 days after this video was made, which is kinda weird