22:30 *“After serving three consecutive life sentences, they have found that I am eternal.”* If that isn’t a fucking power statement, I don’t know what is.
5:04 is the start of one of the greatest sequences in modern cinema. "The rising of hatsyII" is still talked about with a wonderment and reverence few other films have achieved.
@@briarblack7437 The guy who literally called for a white ethnostate and said that "Black people dilute gene pool". Yes, he is a white supremacist. You moron.
DOS THOU EYES PERCIEVE ME, BUT DOES THE BATTLE BUTS THRICE BESHONE DOWN ON THIS MAKILED EARPTH, IT BE! THE BATTLE BUTS III, THE TRILOGY TO ENDITH ALL TRILIOGIOLIES! THOUT GODITH LYLE MC DOUCHBEYG HAS BLESSED US ALL!
Lyle is legitimately my favorite UA-camr and content creator in general, and it warms my fucking heart someone else out there has a weird detailed memory of Clockstoppers.
Jontron with real life actually Phil Swift of FlexTape and now Dad preparing for battle butts AGAIN!? God has come back a very merry Christmas this year shall be...
Dad Lyle if you’re listening please, return to oneyplays soon or if you ever do another Spoilers Ahead do it on Slender Man or Splender Wo-Man, cause that movie was fucking dumb.
I made some kind of high-pitched wheezing sound when I heard "Only my heart conditions and breathing can defeat me". Also, how advanced is the character creation in this f**king game?
I only came here for more Hatsy. I can say for sure I’m more than satisfied, also that anime montage with him and you saying “...the speed force Hatsy!” Made me lose my collective shit.
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Dad has returned from the store!
It sure did take him a while to get those cigarettes
Mine actually just did the exact moment I read this
My dad's still buying milk. I think he got lost bc he's been gone for 10 years
22:30
*“After serving three consecutive life sentences, they have found that I am eternal.”*
If that isn’t a fucking power statement, I don’t know what is.
"I will not die in jail."
you are wise, you will close your eyes and go to sleep now.
he's just...too badass!
Dracula Flow energy from that statement.
Bill Cosby being immortal and having the ability to summon swords is the plot of the upcoming Cosby Show movie
Remember that episode where Fat Albert and the gang enact street justice on Bill Cosby?
*documentary
Now we know how he was released from prison
Came for funny fights with silly characters, stayed to watch a woman combat a manofestation of her fear of motherhood
Catherine 2?
XD
5:30 came to seee dick, stayed for the speedforce
Don't forget the cockhorse who did the same thing
“How bad do you think we could get before Twitch bans us?”
Lyle: “Do it”
That’s why I love his humor.
"You look like a real pain in the ass" 1:35
Homer knows what he can expect up his rear if he loses
Oh no...
@@legopostmalone9239 Oh yes...
He did lose though
that hatsy part was so emotional.
The battle of the fedora wearing incels drove me to tears
@@kirbyis4ever amen
@@kirbyis4ever amen
Does anyone know what the name of the track that played during that hatsy fight?
@@Frodudus I had already found it there but I swear it wasn't there the first time I watched the video on release. he must have added it later
5:04 is the start of one of the greatest sequences in modern cinema. "The rising of hatsyII" is still talked about with a wonderment and reverence few other films have achieved.
Remember your mother's eyes Hatsy!!!
A fly with human arms and legs running torwards me at full propulsion has to be the scariest shit I could imagine
Moms boyfriend legitimately looks like my stepdad
Two Christmases!
Lol
It looks like everyone's step dad
*HEY SPORT*
*JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR DAD DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME*
Lyle no my body can't take it
The Throb Golbin should have been named the Throblin
It's Hob Goblin from Spiderman
@@CameraColossus I got the reference I just like Throbiln more cause it's dumb
Nah GoblinAssassinCock
Only Sanity Not Included fans would get this old reference.
dad thanks for finally bringing the milk home
6:29 This is just like the episode where Mr. Krabs molts his shell
there's no Gold behind our Premieres
You're almost beating JonTron in the frequency of Uploads. Keep up the good work
Hopefully they'rr not beating him in the frequency of being white supremacists
17thknight please stop, go outside, and enjoy your day.
@@17thknight
Yeah. Jon fucking ***Jafari*** is a white supremacist. Good job dumbass.
@@17thknight Autism as a hell if a drug.
@@briarblack7437 The guy who literally called for a white ethnostate and said that "Black people dilute gene pool". Yes, he is a white supremacist. You moron.
Sp00n has really learned from Dad. At first, he was freaking out at his dumb creations, and now he's making ones that would make Dad proud.
I'm mad about the Thanos because it was proportional
SOMEHOW
XD
7:49 he just yeetus that feetus
That some will'e coyote yeet
I come back and watch this all the time. One of my favorite UA-cam videos of all time.
"you may find some things obscene"
literally one second later: THE FLY
Incelerator: You shall be punished for your incelence
Nice
He requires a steady supply of incelin lest he die o'betas
Is it weird that the thing with hatsy at 5:06 gave me goose bumps
Lyle's neckbeard voice is just Xavier Renegade Angel
@Charles Hastings OOOH! Frittata
I know who I'm gonna make in the character creator now!
Now that you mention it, he looks eerily like a joke custom character
Dude. Everyone remembers Clockstoppers. No one fucking knows why, we just all do. It be like that.
I love that Lyle has effective MASTERED the Valdo style specifically for Hatsy. :)
7:44 he slid into her dm's and she slid him right back out
I love how each character is a stand up routine
"Get over here, my chewy child~"
... what
1:07 I guess The Fly is really a horsefly.
I gotta say, you guys come out with the weirdest god damn characters. And I love them all. (Amendeus II is my new favorite)
"Tell me Ammendus. Do they call it the Second Amendment because that's how long it took for the founding fathers to say OOPS?"
Mine is Penor (the lovable fan favorite character), obviously.
The worst thing about Mom's Boyfriend isn't that he's trying to replace your dad; It's that Lyle chose to get good at Astaroth. Who does that shit?
That "MomsBF" bit hit too close to home
I guess you could say Skelton John snuffed out Yoshi-mitsu...*Like a Candle in The Wind*
6:31 Plankton: GOOD GRAVY, HE'S NAKED!
27:03 for the greatest plot twist of our time
HatsyII: The TRUE final boss of Octopath
Boss? I think you mean hero.
1:05 he became a *horse fly*.
Your commentary is actually really funny and clever holy shit
Let's make EVO give these two their own stage
This is exactly what I need
This gives a whole new meaning to Mustang Dong
Lyle grunt-screaming gives me SNI nostalgia
I’ll wait until the end of time for episode 4
8:45 Hey look, Lyle predicted the Sonic movie design
Looks like Yoshi got Crocodile rocked
DOS THOU EYES PERCIEVE ME, BUT DOES THE BATTLE BUTS THRICE BESHONE DOWN ON THIS MAKILED EARPTH, IT BE! THE BATTLE BUTS III, THE TRILOGY TO ENDITH ALL TRILIOGIOLIES! THOUT GODITH LYLE MC DOUCHBEYG HAS BLESSED US ALL!
Lyle is legitimately my favorite UA-camr and content creator in general, and it warms my fucking heart someone else out there has a weird detailed memory of Clockstoppers.
Your voice in the hazbin ads are hilarious thank you
The next time I play Pathfinder with my friends, I’m going to play a Gunslinger and name him Ammendius the Second.
Longest and best Battle Butts episode yet!
The fly looks like a turtle with red nuts doing a hand stand.
"Oh, we're both mummies! No, God damn it!"
“NOT AGAIN!”
“You mean, not a-GUN”
Holy shit my sides
And now we wait for soul calibur VII for battle butts IV...
1:06 I guess you could say its a *Horse Fly*
IM DYING LMAO
When DK did the super, he should have said "BANANA SLAMMA"
The whole "Appropriator" part had me in stitches
Please Lyle, there must be more. I need more Battles of the Butts.
Life is forfeit without Hatsy.
Hatsy... had a hard life.
It's time to let him rest.
When the fly used its ult, i guess you could say it became a... horsefly.
12:23 this matchup reminds me of that old video of two kids reenacting scenes from Kingdom Hearts in a snowy parking lot lol.
"What was that?!"
"An attack on the free press!"
Shit, you guys are hilarious.
Previous Battle Butts have been my favourite videos of all time. Lyle's creations are always brilliant.
Jontron with real life actually Phil Swift of FlexTape and now Dad preparing for battle butts AGAIN!? God has come back a very merry Christmas this year shall be...
Dad Lyle if you’re listening please, return to oneyplays soon or if you ever do another Spoilers Ahead do it on Slender Man or Splender Wo-Man, cause that movie was fucking dumb.
I really hope Street Fight 6 character customization allows Lyle to make a new video like this.
5:07
Can we just talk about how anime is this fight?
I love how long Lyle’s character last in regards to the others
Please do more, this is the most funniest thing ive ever watched
I love how right before it ended i was like i miss this and then not even a second later lyle said it
12:35 is just a video game version of those two kids role-playing as Sora and Riku in a parking lot
IT'S OVER BEFORE IT'S BEGUN
Thanks UA-cam recommendation! Haven't laughed that hard for some time now, your channel is awesome
Do you ever click on a video, thinking “yes, just yes.”
This video made me laugh so hard I got hiccups while hungover and also had to run to the bathroom bc I almost shit my pants from laughing. 10/10
12:26
O
M
G
XD
Dad was right: 22:25
Oh man it's been too long, these are always so freaking amazing, I shared them with my friends and everything, yes dood!!
The Sequel I waited for, for YEARS.
1:33 I'm genuinely shocked that this isn't age-restricted, Jesus Christ...
I made some kind of high-pitched wheezing sound when I heard "Only my heart conditions and breathing can defeat me". Also, how advanced is the character creation in this f**king game?
VERY
XD
15:40 it's criminal how badass this improv is
Real shit, you're still one of the funniest people on youtube. I wish you would upload more often
This has no business being this funny.
1:14 C'mon guys, it's a HORSEFLY
You're welcome
When daughter of the dark God started playing around 5:08 I got literal chills and some slight ptsd
I only came here for more Hatsy. I can say for sure I’m more than satisfied, also that anime montage with him and you saying “...the speed force Hatsy!” Made me lose my collective shit.
this is my favorite episode of oneyplays
It's a sin that the hatsy segment hasn't been animated yet.
I remember watching Battle Butts 1 when I was still a kid that loved SNI...I missed Lyle and Sp00n together.
mom’s bf should have had the orb to show he is dad
1:33 oh goodness
I randomly stumbled on this after going down a rabbit hole and holy fek, my cheeks hurt so much from laughing XD
I knew this video would grace my subscription box eventually. I was not disappointed. Thanks, dad.
don't know if this had been said yet in the comments but using nightmare is perfect for the fly as his ultimate move id becoming a 'horsefly'
I was waiting for this and it's even better than I could have ever imagined
To have to fight your son what a truly painful fight.
I feel like there is a whole ton of lore I dont know about hatsy and I want to know
i have no idea why the two Christmases made me laugh so fucking hard
This was a pleasant surprise found on a superbly shitty day. Thank u much Papa Lyle
Lyle has a copy of Clockstoppers in his back pocket
Goku vs Jiren = Hatsy II vs Throb Goblin