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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2018
  • An in depth exploration of why Soul Calibur 6 is the best game
    Sp00n: / sp00nerism
    Kyle: / cameracolossus
    I streamed this junk on twitch: / lylerath
    Music used in "that part": • Octopath Traveler - "D...
    ►Support us on Patreon► / wrathclub
    Merkin Weaver for the Stars - Nathan Kingston
    The Gnarliest Narwhal - MattBenBig
    The Ultimate Being the Worst Champion - Conner St. John
    Producers:
    Milk Mind
    Patrick Werner
    Special Thanks: Alexander Hyslop, Joey Jaquier, Seth Dehncke, The Anti-Thule, vyhd

КОМЕНТАРІ • 735

  • @justinhudson256
    @justinhudson256 5 років тому +1281

    Dad has returned from the store!

    • @Shlippi
      @Shlippi 5 років тому +17

      It sure did take him a while to get those cigarettes

    • @LightCrib2
      @LightCrib2 5 років тому +6

      Mine actually just did the exact moment I read this

    • @jennaw2006
      @jennaw2006 5 років тому +5

      My dad's still buying milk. I think he got lost bc he's been gone for 10 years

  • @thepiguru
    @thepiguru 5 років тому +517

    Bill Cosby being immortal and having the ability to summon swords is the plot of the upcoming Cosby Show movie

    • @RayLilith
      @RayLilith 5 років тому +19

      Remember that episode where Fat Albert and the gang enact street justice on Bill Cosby?

    • @grannps
      @grannps 4 роки тому +2

      *documentary

    • @ShadeTavish
      @ShadeTavish 3 роки тому +1

      Now we know how he was released from prison

  • @TonTonTheBard
    @TonTonTheBard 4 роки тому +146

    22:30
    *“After serving three consecutive life sentences, they have found that I am eternal.”*
    If that isn’t a fucking power statement, I don’t know what is.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 роки тому +4

      "I will not die in jail."

    • @spacecowboy7897
      @spacecowboy7897 Рік тому +3

      you are wise, you will close your eyes and go to sleep now.

    • @gren8te319
      @gren8te319 Рік тому

      he's just...too badass!

  • @AlexB-ju9iy
    @AlexB-ju9iy 5 років тому +696

    Came for funny fights with silly characters, stayed to watch a woman combat a manofestation of her fear of motherhood

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 роки тому +2

      Catherine 2?
      XD

    • @gren8te319
      @gren8te319 Рік тому

      5:30 came to seee dick, stayed for the speedforce

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 Рік тому +2

      Don't forget the cockhorse who did the same thing

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 4 роки тому +98

    “How bad do you think we could get before Twitch bans us?”
    Lyle: “Do it”
    That’s why I love his humor.

  • @discofraud
    @discofraud 5 років тому +371

    that hatsy part was so emotional.

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 5 років тому +27

      The battle of the fedora wearing incels drove me to tears

    • @discofraud
      @discofraud 5 років тому +5

      @@kirbyis4ever amen

    • @PepeDaWise
      @PepeDaWise 5 років тому

      @@kirbyis4ever amen

    • @TOXIN2000
      @TOXIN2000 5 років тому

      Does anyone know what the name of the track that played during that hatsy fight?

    • @Frodudus
      @Frodudus 5 років тому +2

      @Robert It's in the description if you're still looking for it.

  • @Banzeken
    @Banzeken 5 років тому +375

    "You look like a real pain in the ass" 1:35
    Homer knows what he can expect up his rear if he loses

  • @uncleyokai
    @uncleyokai 5 років тому +198

    The Throb Golbin should have been named the Throblin

    • @CameraColossus
      @CameraColossus 5 років тому

      It's Hob Goblin from Spiderman

    • @uncleyokai
      @uncleyokai 5 років тому +14

      @@CameraColossus I got the reference I just like Throbiln more cause it's dumb

    • @991yugioh
      @991yugioh 5 років тому

      Nah GoblinAssassinCock
      Only Sanity Not Included fans would get this old reference.

  • @kylethenoble1211
    @kylethenoble1211 3 роки тому +18

    A fly with human arms and legs running torwards me at full propulsion has to be the scariest shit I could imagine

  • @Tonymandagz
    @Tonymandagz 5 років тому +376

    Moms boyfriend legitimately looks like my stepdad

  • @yoindianbro
    @yoindianbro 5 років тому +293

    Lyle no my body can't take it

  • @RatmanXtreme
    @RatmanXtreme 2 роки тому +22

    5:04 is the start of one of the greatest sequences in modern cinema. "The rising of hatsyII" is still talked about with a wonderment and reverence few other films have achieved.

  • @MasterOfBepis
    @MasterOfBepis 5 років тому +132

    dad thanks for finally bringing the milk home

  • @dantheguy3303
    @dantheguy3303 5 років тому +112

    I'm mad about the Thanos because it was proportional

  • @DarkysLPs
    @DarkysLPs 5 років тому +345

    You're almost beating JonTron in the frequency of Uploads. Keep up the good work

    • @17thknight
      @17thknight 5 років тому +6

      Hopefully they'rr not beating him in the frequency of being white supremacists

    • @chip6933
      @chip6933 5 років тому +15

      17thknight please stop, go outside, and enjoy your day.

    • @briarblack7437
      @briarblack7437 5 років тому +10

      @@17thknight
      Yeah. Jon fucking ***Jafari*** is a white supremacist. Good job dumbass.

    • @EmperorNero
      @EmperorNero 5 років тому +10

      @@17thknight Autism as a hell if a drug.

    • @17thknight
      @17thknight 5 років тому +5

      @@briarblack7437 The guy who literally called for a white ethnostate and said that "Black people dilute gene pool". Yes, he is a white supremacist. You moron.

  • @iller3
    @iller3 5 років тому +138

    there's no Gold behind our Premieres

  • @Spraetii
    @Spraetii 5 років тому +108

    7:49 he just yeetus that feetus

    • @LazyPirate8
      @LazyPirate8 4 роки тому +2

      That some will'e coyote yeet

  • @Cryogenicmonkey
    @Cryogenicmonkey 5 років тому +86

    Incelerator: You shall be punished for your incelence

  • @Toast241
    @Toast241 5 років тому +20

    6:29 This is just like the episode where Mr. Krabs molts his shell

  • @trashpittv287
    @trashpittv287 5 років тому +23

    Sp00n has really learned from Dad. At first, he was freaking out at his dumb creations, and now he's making ones that would make Dad proud.

  • @dexwolf575
    @dexwolf575 5 років тому +139

    Lyle's neckbeard voice is just Xavier Renegade Angel

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 5 років тому

      @Charles Hastings OOOH! Frittata

    • @rustyshackle8000
      @rustyshackle8000 5 років тому +4

      I know who I'm gonna make in the character creator now!

    • @Grgrqr
      @Grgrqr 2 роки тому

      Now that you mention it, he looks eerily like a joke custom character

  • @bulletmonkeyxp
    @bulletmonkeyxp 5 років тому +31

    Is it weird that the thing with hatsy at 5:06 gave me goose bumps

  • @Maltolyte
    @Maltolyte 4 роки тому +10

    "you may find some things obscene"
    literally one second later: THE FLY

  • @yungmythologist
    @yungmythologist 5 років тому +16

    Dude. Everyone remembers Clockstoppers. No one fucking knows why, we just all do. It be like that.

  • @blackwing2da445
    @blackwing2da445 5 років тому +13

    I love that Lyle has effective MASTERED the Valdo style specifically for Hatsy. :)

  • @beeskneesmcgee406
    @beeskneesmcgee406 5 років тому +45

    I gotta say, you guys come out with the weirdest god damn characters. And I love them all. (Amendeus II is my new favorite)

    • @ethanrapp6998
      @ethanrapp6998 5 років тому +5

      "Tell me Ammendus. Do they call it the Second Amendment because that's how long it took for the founding fathers to say OOPS?"

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Рік тому

      Mine is Penor (the lovable fan favorite character), obviously.

  • @Ghostplays23
    @Ghostplays23 5 років тому +54

    Yes the return of hatsy I need to make one to terrorize people when I get this game

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 5 років тому +7

    "Get over here, my chewy child~"
    ... what

  • @BramLastname
    @BramLastname 3 роки тому +4

    This gives a whole new meaning to Mustang Dong

  • @DagothDaddy
    @DagothDaddy 5 років тому +25

    Let's make EVO give these two their own stage

  • @frostbite0707
    @frostbite0707 4 роки тому +7

    I love how each character is a stand up routine

  • @Vyhox2000
    @Vyhox2000 5 років тому +40

    HatsyII: The TRUE final boss of Octopath

    • @dualblade14
      @dualblade14 5 років тому

      Boss? I think you mean hero.

  • @88superlink
    @88superlink 5 років тому +7

    That "MomsBF" bit hit too close to home

  • @TheInquisitiveMug
    @TheInquisitiveMug 2 роки тому +4

    The worst thing about Mom's Boyfriend isn't that he's trying to replace your dad; It's that Lyle chose to get good at Astaroth. Who does that shit?

  • @breakingpointproductions28
    @breakingpointproductions28 Рік тому +3

    I come back and watch this all the time. One of my favorite UA-cam videos of all time.

  • @PlasmaSnake3
    @PlasmaSnake3 5 років тому +29

    This is exactly what I need

  • @Jordanlolqwerty
    @Jordanlolqwerty 4 роки тому +2

    "Oh, we're both mummies! No, God damn it!"

  • @nimrod2464
    @nimrod2464 4 роки тому +1

    Your voice in the hazbin ads are hilarious thank you

  • @notoriousjester2593
    @notoriousjester2593 5 років тому +8

    27:03 for the greatest plot twist of our time

  • @mrmcmeme8919
    @mrmcmeme8919 5 років тому +9

    Your commentary is actually really funny and clever holy shit

  • @SirTickleTots
    @SirTickleTots 4 роки тому +2

    Lyle grunt-screaming gives me SNI nostalgia

  • @portalmaster1127
    @portalmaster1127 5 років тому +9

    DOS THOU EYES PERCIEVE ME, BUT DOES THE BATTLE BUTS THRICE BESHONE DOWN ON THIS MAKILED EARPTH, IT BE! THE BATTLE BUTS III, THE TRILOGY TO ENDITH ALL TRILIOGIOLIES! THOUT GODITH LYLE MC DOUCHBEYG HAS BLESSED US ALL!

  • @hellboundangel5777
    @hellboundangel5777 5 років тому +22

    Jontron with real life actually Phil Swift of FlexTape and now Dad preparing for battle butts AGAIN!? God has come back a very merry Christmas this year shall be...

    • @hellboundangel5777
      @hellboundangel5777 5 років тому

      Dad Lyle if you’re listening please, return to oneyplays soon or if you ever do another Spoilers Ahead do it on Slender Man or Splender Wo-Man, cause that movie was fucking dumb.

  • @kristiandegroot130
    @kristiandegroot130 5 років тому +1

    I guess you could say Skelton John snuffed out Yoshi-mitsu...*Like a Candle in The Wind*

  • @rangerelivsoup1637
    @rangerelivsoup1637 5 років тому +1

    “NOT AGAIN!”
    “You mean, not a-GUN”
    Holy shit my sides

  • @phoonwax
    @phoonwax 5 років тому +29

    1:06 I guess you could say its a *Horse Fly*

  • @joshm7335
    @joshm7335 5 років тому +14

    I made some kind of high-pitched wheezing sound when I heard "Only my heart conditions and breathing can defeat me". Also, how advanced is the character creation in this f**king game?

  • @dragonempress8367
    @dragonempress8367 4 роки тому +1

    6:31 Plankton: GOOD GRAVY, HE'S NAKED!

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 5 років тому +1

    "What was that?!"
    "An attack on the free press!"
    Shit, you guys are hilarious.

  • @patterbits3963
    @patterbits3963 5 років тому +1

    Lyle is legitimately my favorite UA-camr and content creator in general, and it warms my fucking heart someone else out there has a weird detailed memory of Clockstoppers.

  • @kyubiiofrage
    @kyubiiofrage 5 років тому +2

    8:45 Hey look, Lyle predicted the Sonic movie design

  • @SLocoKnight
    @SLocoKnight 5 років тому +4

    And now we wait for soul calibur VII for battle butts IV...

  • @Slavesforsale1
    @Slavesforsale1 5 років тому +6

    Please Lyle, there must be more. I need more Battles of the Butts.
    Life is forfeit without Hatsy.

    • @Brother_Aniki
      @Brother_Aniki 5 років тому

      Hatsy... had a hard life.
      It's time to let him rest.

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 Рік тому +2

    1:07 I guess The Fly is really a horsefly.

  • @uruburus5203
    @uruburus5203 5 років тому +7

    omfg the neckbeard battle noooo

  • @steamedrice97
    @steamedrice97 5 років тому +12

    IT'S OVER BEFORE IT'S BEGUN

  • @jakecross6212
    @jakecross6212 5 років тому +4

    Longest and best Battle Butts episode yet!

  • @chedaaaaar7083
    @chedaaaaar7083 4 роки тому +6

    5:07
    Can we just talk about how anime is this fight?

  • @gren8te319
    @gren8te319 Рік тому +3

    7:44 he slid into her dm's and she slid him right back out

  • @THEBIGCHULETA
    @THEBIGCHULETA 5 років тому +1

    The fly looks like a turtle with red nuts doing a hand stand.

  • @DK-gw9lh
    @DK-gw9lh 4 роки тому +2

    1:05 he became a *horse fly*.

  • @birdoven5754
    @birdoven5754 5 років тому +4

    When DK did the super, he should have said "BANANA SLAMMA"

  • @KHPandaZ
    @KHPandaZ Рік тому +1

    I really hope Street Fight 6 character customization allows Lyle to make a new video like this.

  • @Lord_Viscerate
    @Lord_Viscerate 5 років тому +5

    Do you ever click on a video, thinking “yes, just yes.”

  • @chazprice3774
    @chazprice3774 3 роки тому +2

    I’ll wait until the end of time for episode 4

  • @420_investment_banker
    @420_investment_banker 5 років тому +2

    The whole "Appropriator" part had me in stitches

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +1

    Disclaimer is EXACTLY what I expect of any Deep Customization system in a videogame
    XD

  • @iguanaboi3921
    @iguanaboi3921 2 роки тому +2

    Looks like Yoshi got Crocodile rocked

  • @nicholascerillo4000
    @nicholascerillo4000 5 років тому +1

    The next time I play Pathfinder with my friends, I’m going to play a Gunslinger and name him Ammendius the Second.

  • @InterruptingOctopus
    @InterruptingOctopus 5 років тому +2

    "Hip to be square" is a song by Huey Lewis and THE NEWS and was recently parodied in a UA-cam video called "fuck bees"
    Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art?

  • @johnw6667
    @johnw6667 5 років тому +2

    Please do more, this is the most funniest thing ive ever watched

  • @enyrtovsen3174
    @enyrtovsen3174 4 роки тому +4

    When is "Battlebutts 4: the butt of the joke"?

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 5 років тому +7

    mom’s bf should have had the orb to show he is dad

  • @thesupernintendophile7404
    @thesupernintendophile7404 3 роки тому +2

    1:33 I'm genuinely shocked that this isn't age-restricted, Jesus Christ...

  • @jackwilliamtaylor5656
    @jackwilliamtaylor5656 4 роки тому +1

    This video made me laugh so hard I got hiccups while hungover and also had to run to the bathroom bc I almost shit my pants from laughing. 10/10

  • @gren8te319
    @gren8te319 9 місяців тому

    15:40 it's criminal how badass this improv is

  • @jessbellis9510
    @jessbellis9510 5 років тому

    Previous Battle Butts have been my favourite videos of all time. Lyle's creations are always brilliant.

  • @Trygyl
    @Trygyl 5 років тому +2

    I love how long Lyle’s character last in regards to the others

  • @Coolio_Ash
    @Coolio_Ash 5 років тому +12

    I feel like there is a whole ton of lore I dont know about hatsy and I want to know

  • @Gormfeld
    @Gormfeld 2 роки тому

    12:23 this matchup reminds me of that old video of two kids reenacting scenes from Kingdom Hearts in a snowy parking lot lol.

  • @AmberStargaze
    @AmberStargaze 5 років тому +1

    don't know if this had been said yet in the comments but using nightmare is perfect for the fly as his ultimate move id becoming a 'horsefly'

  • @9548470cm
    @9548470cm 3 роки тому +2

    This has no business being this funny.

  • @PepeDaWise
    @PepeDaWise 5 років тому +2

    5:08 top ten anime battles

  • @nonononononoye
    @nonononononoye 5 років тому +4

    I REMEMBER CLOCK STOPPERS

  • @alexanderarmageddon1467
    @alexanderarmageddon1467 5 років тому +6

    CAN'T...BREATHE!!!

  • @fujifilm5127
    @fujifilm5127 5 років тому

    i have no idea why the two Christmases made me laugh so fucking hard

  • @muskker9959
    @muskker9959 5 років тому +14

    D e m o n i t i z e d ?

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 5 років тому +1

    I remember watching Battle Butts 1 when I was still a kid that loved SNI...I missed Lyle and Sp00n together.

  • @pwanchi09
    @pwanchi09 5 років тому +1

    When the fly used its ult, i guess you could say it became a... horsefly.

  • @Drakelash
    @Drakelash 5 років тому +2

    The Sequel I waited for, for YEARS.

  • @BabushkaKoi
    @BabushkaKoi 5 років тому +1

    12:35 is just a video game version of those two kids role-playing as Sora and Riku in a parking lot

  • @confusedTurtle_
    @confusedTurtle_ 5 років тому +5

    was that Mister Crow from Unreal Tournament 2004?
    wasn't expecting that one

  • @chaos-goblin
    @chaos-goblin Рік тому

    I randomly stumbled on this after going down a rabbit hole and holy fek, my cheeks hurt so much from laughing XD

  • @vitora.9524
    @vitora.9524 5 років тому

    Thanks UA-cam recommendation! Haven't laughed that hard for some time now, your channel is awesome

  • @nepdisc3722
    @nepdisc3722 4 роки тому +2

    this is my favorite episode of oneyplays

  • @piousminion7822
    @piousminion7822 Рік тому

    This is old, but the most I've laughed in a long time. Love it.

  • @MrDarbones
    @MrDarbones 5 років тому +1

    12:30
    *Duel of Fates intensifies*

  • @-th1rty3-
    @-th1rty3- 3 роки тому +1

    Lyle has a copy of Clockstoppers in his back pocket

  • @themoagoddess1820
    @themoagoddess1820 5 років тому +1

    1:00 behold the glory of the horsefly!

  • @luke11526
    @luke11526 5 років тому

    I only came here for more Hatsy. I can say for sure I’m more than satisfied, also that anime montage with him and you saying “...the speed force Hatsy!” Made me lose my collective shit.