Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear kas
@@nine9nine9 yep. after the stream I found several others that he signed and auctioned off. His name is Robert O’Neill. If Schlatt ever figures that out he’ll love it
Like 3 dudes have claimed to have “killed” bin laden. If that even happened. The old fuck probably died of kidney failure in a cave before we got to him.
@@lukeshioshio would be a pretty big optical loss if we didn’t get him. “Catching bin laden” is about the only justification we have for all the heinous shit we did so without him it would be even worse. Idk maybe we got him maybe we didn’t. Wouldn’t be surprised either way
@@noname772fp2 I mean that because it had been over ten years since 9/11 when they finally killed him and if they were going to lie about it they could've done so in Bush's administration. But yeah maybe they lied about it, I could see that too
"I watched the towers fall" was such an understatement 'coz I know he was in the 16th S.W.A.T. Battalion that went to the demolition zone to rescue people.
FYI: the jersey is signed by the Robert O'Neill, the Navy Seal who shot Osama Bin Laden, and its dated the Day he was killed. That jersey, is fucking awesome.
I remember that national tragedy, I was walking through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan, trying to find my brother he was in Northern Canada
schlatt out loud: “i watched the towers fall, you fuck”
schlatt in his mind: “i’m gonna get a beautiful frame for this…”
We all know that it’s already framed
“I watched the towers fall, you fuck” absolutely killed me LMAOOOO
he was like a year old 😭
@@shalynsacco That’s what I was thinking.
He was born on September 10 1999 which is a day before 9/11.
Source: google
@@kat_4542 that’s not actually his birthday
@@kat_4542 9/11 happened in 2001
Schlatt's eyes flashed back to 1999 as he thought of what he was gonna do to Mizkif
...you clearly werent born yet XD 2001 september 11th, hence....9/11
@@MementoMoriv2 I believe they're referring to something else, not 9/11.
@@Cobbysalright csb
@Complexus thx
someone please explain the 1999 joke, i don't know what it's about...
He sounds so offended but at the same time so happy.
He got a jersey about an old friend of his
He is so happy, even though he doesn't want to show it
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear kas
@@AxxLAfriku Why are you everywhere?
@@TheIronSnowMan8D its a bot
@@decobacolov10000 no its not its some bored person who likes to be weird
@@BlueVibe who uses bots ta spam everywhere
Such a "wholesome" moment of "Schlatt" receiving a gift from his very good friend "Bin Laden"
What is it with the quotation marks? I've been seeing this joke a lot lately but I have no clue what does it all mean. Could you please explain?
@@hoegaarden033 go to the "uh oh" video
@@hoegaarden033 propably because no one knows when he's being serious and when he's in character.
@@hoegaarden033 It's a dumb joke that's gone way out of hand and should've died months ago. It was never funny and has waaay over-stayed its welcome
@@animefan1246 "ok"
the fact that it's signed is hilarious
signed 9/11 bin laden jersey for only $69,420
it's signed by the guy who shot him lmao
@@Caine-qu3nw is it actually????
@@nine9nine9 yep. after the stream I found several others that he signed and auctioned off. His name is Robert O’Neill. If Schlatt ever figures that out he’ll love it
@@iWinTwentyFour7 that's amazing!
You can see that he absolutely loves it.
He clearly likes it!
I had a huge smile on my face trying to contain my laughter. Then he said “Who the fuck signed it?” And I just about died from wheezing
He looks flabbergasted in the best way I love that LMAO
“I watched the towers fall you fuck” is the best thing I’ve ever heard schlat say
Love how “Schlatt” is “offended” even though he makes “jokes” about “911” all the time
A world without dark humor is not a world I want to be living in.
You misused quotes more times than I can count, what are you even trying to say
@McDonald's employee zhongli I think he's trying to be "funny."
@McDonald's employee zhongli Emphasis on 'trying' 🤦♂️
@@hypershock0762 It's a running joke that whenever people comment on this channel they put quotation marks around random words.
he is 100% going to wear that thing, it’s like the icing on the cake to his Obama sweater
"Who the fuck signed this?" did it for me
Man Schlatt is really lucky to have his signature, he was a really good player in the "team".
Osama Bin Hoopin
@@russianspy5007 Osama j Jordan
Didn't know bin laden was a big fan of schlatt , schlatt content influenced him to be come a professional gamer
"Where we dropping, Habibi?"
What they didn't tell you is in his secret cave he had episodes of the weekly slap downloaded next to his counter strike application
And the 9/11 jokes continue 💀
It’s nice when a joke and a jokester come together like this, offensive and funny, genuine reaction, good content
that thing is signed by the dude who killed him, so it's really cool
Like 3 dudes have claimed to have “killed” bin laden. If that even happened. The old fuck probably died of kidney failure in a cave before we got to him.
@@noname772fp2 pretty sure they killed him, no reason to lie about it
@@lukeshioshio would be a pretty big optical loss if we didn’t get him. “Catching bin laden” is about the only justification we have for all the heinous shit we did so without him it would be even worse. Idk maybe we got him maybe we didn’t. Wouldn’t be surprised either way
@@noname772fp2 I mean that because it had been over ten years since 9/11 when they finally killed him and if they were going to lie about it they could've done so in Bush's administration. But yeah maybe they lied about it, I could see that too
"I watched the towers fall" was such an understatement 'coz I know he was in the 16th S.W.A.T. Battalion that went to the demolition zone to rescue people.
Bin Laden, Big Guys' beloved.
"Big guy" was not happy about the "tower joke"
Good on "Big guy"
joke overused not funny go to comedy club
@@shrink8604 still funny
@@blank8737 yes, if you’re a toddler of course
@@shrink8604 still funny tho
@@blank8737 that moment when “ is funny 😳
"I watched the towers fall, you fack."
-Jschlatt 2022
I swear I started laughing so hard when I saw that
"Who the fuck signed it?!"
Lmao
This is genuinely my all time favorite Schlatt clip.
I love the way he said "who the fuck signed it?"
“You’re gonna give this to a New Yorker? I watched the towers fall you fuck” that tickled me 🤣
He got authentic 9/11 merch
“You’re gonna give this to a New Yorker?!?”
Can’t imagine what the workers who made/packaged that jersey for shipping were thinking when they saw it lmao
It was so nice of them to get him his old friend's jersey. Come to think of it, he hadn't seen Bin Laden since 1999.
0:09 you can just see the "wait hold up" look on his face
The fans of people who work and interact with Schlatt are built in such a way lmao
When you're dad is duty bound to say he's dissapointed but deep down he's proud of you
Schlatt walked through blood and bones in the street looking for his brother. Truly disrespectful of Mizkif. It was a national tragedy.
Yeah im starting to reckon march 11th too.
He’s just overwhelmed by joy, give him a second
“WHO THE FUCK SIGNED IT?” 💀
someone put this into the next "Schlatt" 9/11 compilation
Bin Laden rose from the dead, walked out of the ocean, and signed a custom jersey just for Schlatt. He really loves his fans
FYI: the jersey is signed by the Robert O'Neill, the Navy Seal who shot Osama Bin Laden, and its dated the Day he was killed. That jersey, is fucking awesome.
This actually gives him lots of flashbacks in 1999.
Schlatt saying he watched the towers fall like an offended veteran oh no.
"I watched the towers fall"
he was 2 at the time
watching this live was surreal because before this shit it was like 2 hours of him making fucking toast
I remember that national tragedy, I was walking through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan, trying to find my brother
he was in Northern Canada
did you find him?
That is my favourite shot so far.
"i watched the towers fall" I CAN'T AHAHHA
You missed the best part:
Shatt: DID BIN LADEN SIGN THIS?
Mizkif: No it was the dude who killed him
SCHLAPPY: THE DUDE WHO KILLED BIN LADEN!
Cant belive they would send such thing to Schlatt, truly the worst thing that happend in the Schlatt lore since 1999.
I enjoyed walking into my room after going to the bathroom and just seeing this.
Looks to me like “Schlatt” was not expecting that one
Gonna file this under 'Shit I want to share, but know I will get banned for sharing.'
That is beyond offensive. Schlatt didn't put on mizkif's thoughtful gift immediately
"I watched the towers fall you fuck!"
Schlatt is younger than me by about six months... I don't remember watching the towers fall.
The ambiguity of "Who the fuck signed it?" just killed me.
The guy who killed bin laden signed it
in deep of his heart, he actually love it
He seems like he loved it how nice
Schlatt has been blessed
The OMEGALULS in chat makes it 10x funnier
Of course he watched the towers fall,he had to make sure his plan went accordingly
truly a national tragedy
That’s the smile and happiness of a man who knows what good business is
I really shouldn’t be surprised on what can be found on the internet anymore...
Schlatt was only 2 years old when the towers fell
Can't belive Mizkif gave "Schlatt" PTSD.
he clearly likes it!
So lucky to have a signed version
NAH THEY DID NOT 💀✋🏼
it's signed cause he's still alive
Man "Schlatt" is so funny!
Great "video" as always, "cricket boy"
He should be glad, that's the signature of the guy who killed him
it really makes me happy to see "Schlatt's" eyes light up
This is like a hate crime but specifically against New Yorkers
Well at least it's 1 of 1 so priceless technically
*You're gonna give this to a New Yorker*
LMFAO
Watched this 5 times, kills me everytime
Where can I order one?
Nah, he fuckin loves it. You can see it in his eyes
300 Chinese Fingertraps
I think he likes it
not the hero we needed, but the one we deserved.
This is my new favorite clip.
Nice one Big Guy 💪
This couldve been the funniest merch drop
Thanks Robert O'Neil!
He literally pogged
The signature on it is Rober O'neill. The dude who murked Bin laden.
Can't believe some necromancer brought Bin Laden back to sign a jersey for Schlatt.
After this o got recommended a video of Schlatt making 9/11 jokes
he walked through blood and bones
Why is Schlatt just a modern Norm MacDonald
I can't believe they got a necromancer to get bin laden to sign the jersey. crazy stuff man.
Signed by Big Bin himself
Bro there’s 2 signatures too 💀
Im glad "schlatt" is enjoying his "present"!
Do we all really know if "Schlatt" is Schlatt or if he is in fact "Bin Laden" as the shirt suggests…
"To my biggest fan"