I mean it is very video game-y in that all the big lines and concepts are delivered by those two and Neo is just the mute player character who gets to do all the action sequences
That's a knee slapper. At first I thought it was stupid they cast him, but after looking at it that way, I'm glad he was in it just so this could be said LMAO.
Unironically , rationally, but also comedically , the Robots could force this to work, because they could create a world in which test tube babies were the norm. They'd be simulated in the Matrix, and functionally real outside of it. So even when people leave the Allegory of the Cave and take the Red Pill, they are still gay because it's all they've ever known 😂 .
"That'll be 20 dollars plus tax. What, you can't afford a measly 30 dollars? Look Neo, just give me 40 dollars and this all goes away. Plus tip and tax, 60 dollars and this is nothing but a bad dream. Also, I am very gay."
Pretty sure the only reason he could say it sucked was because he wasn't a part of it. I remember Nick Cage had to wear a T-shirt with his non-disparagement clause written on it to protest a movie he did called Dying of the Light because he couldn't actually say anything negative about it unless he wanted to get sued, so I'm not surprised that actors don't trash talk their bad movies. They're basically prohibited by their contracts, and it's more or less bad etiquette even if they weren't contractually obligated as studios might not want to work with an actor who doesn't actively promote their movie and instead talks bad about it.
two nerdy gay bros who who were into ghost in the shell and neuromancer made the greatest cyberbunk film of all time during the dawn of the internet. impossible to top or recreate.
Cyberpunk history notwithstanding if you think Blade Runner even comes close to The Matrix you've gone senile in your quest for nostalgia but it's cute that you think that corny ass "it's better cause it did stuff first" opinion can allow you to talk down to literally anyone.. an infant is who you should be addressing because that's the closest thing to an intellectual sparring partner you can manage
Real reason why Laurence Fishburne wasn’t in the movie is because his character died in the video game, and the Wazkowskis were obsessed with making a “transmedia” piece of work, where a story is told over multiple mediums, and they didn’t wanna rewrite the story. Also I’m gay.
“you could say its projection” said the man who, out of financial necessity, made a sequel to his own podcast and it sucks about as hard as this movie.
I was fascinated by this film. The director was clearly coerced into making it and there are hints of defiance peppered throughout it. If you watch it knowing that it's some kind of strange joke it's actually very entertaining.
It was, Sony came to the wachoskis and said we’re making matrix 4 with or without you, so the one directed a movie basically about studio interference in the creative process
I don't know how you could watch The New Matrix Was Bad On Purpose and not be at least partially convinced honestly. The studio was going to crap out another sequel with them or without them so they decided to troll them by making a gay movie
@@Fazzmania64 to not be stubborn, yeah, I totally do see it, all the lines in the movie and such. But, the last two things they made before this, Jupiter Ascending and sense 8 are like literally garbage, even worse than matrix 4. Nihilistically I don’t think they would have made a good movie if they weren’t sabotaging it
The only cool bit was where the machines were harvesting the energy that was created by allowing neo and trinity to get so close to each other, but not reaching each other, over and over and over again
The 2nd Matrix doesn't deserve the hate it gets. It's actually the deepest one philosophically. Like it's legit high brow, fart sniffing cinema, but the ideas it's trying to explore are pretty profound stuff about free will and to what extent our choices and their consequences can be foreseen or whether we depend entirely on faith that everything will work out the right way in the end. The 3rd movie gets kind of stupid, and then the 4th movie went straight up full retard. But the 1st Matrix is God Tier, the 2nd Matrix and the Animatrix deserves some S or A tier love, and everything else is like C for Clown and only goes down from there.
It's simple, they made this movie because the studio cornered them and said "make a new one or we will because we own it". Lana said okay, then made it a whole meta movie about how Hollywood is terrible, and made a terrible movie to tank the franchise so they will never make another one.
Meta being done to death in Hollywood since Deadpool... Creators thought they could just take that and make anything up this time without an explanation or clever thought. Reason why? We did it before.... get it? Ain't that shallow/empty? Your right! Worst film I've seen in a decade. But we got a few great Cumtown segments....
Proof that some women just can't write or direct movies. The Wachowskis nerfed themselves by transitioning Also, what are the odds that two brothers decide to transition at the exact same time? Gotta be in the millions
The story in this isn’t any less stupid than the other movies. I contend that it the action was awesome it would be liked, but the whole of Resurrections feels super cheap and shitty. It’s just a production values problem imo also I’m gay
I like that Stav keeps saying he got high and doesn't remember the movie but remembered what he ate. Incredible
“I must’ve been face deep in some lo mein during that part”
Fat
Priorities
Watching this I realized how much Laurence Fishburne’s and Hugo Weaving’s performances elevated the first movie.
I mean it is very video game-y in that all the big lines and concepts are delivered by those two and Neo is just the mute player character who gets to do all the action sequences
“Telling his, probably husband” lmao
Neil Patrick Harris was the least gay part of the film
😂😂😂😂
That's a knee slapper. At first I thought it was stupid they cast him, but after looking at it that way, I'm glad he was in it just so this could be said LMAO.
In the original version of the Matrix, everyone was gay.. but human beings couldn't handle it...
Reviving the jokes of the old matrix cumtown ep, I see!
"By the 6th iteration, we had perfected it: everyone was trans."
"Trans?"
"Chicks with dicks, Neo."
Everybody had a fat ass wife… and were gay..
Unironically , rationally, but also comedically , the Robots could force this to work, because they could create a world in which test tube babies were the norm. They'd be simulated in the Matrix, and functionally real outside of it.
So even when people leave the Allegory of the Cave and take the Red Pill, they are still gay because it's all they've ever known 😂 .
“You ever seen space docking, Mr Anderson?” -Agent Smith
"I've been waiting for you Neo. Oh, you thought it was machines? No."
-Jew Architect
It was us. The. Whole. Time.
I read that in the exact voice used in the episode, and it was glorious
@@pokeman5000 " They took us out of the Matrix because we were too annoying "
"That'll be 20 dollars plus tax. What, you can't afford a measly 30 dollars? Look Neo, just give me 40 dollars and this all goes away. Plus tip and tax, 60 dollars and this is nothing but a bad dream. Also, I am very gay."
@@yakivpopavich”You know originally we weren’t annoying at all, but the human mind could not accept us like that.”
It rules that Fishbourne says that the new movied sucked, I wish more actors were honest like that.
Pretty sure the only reason he could say it sucked was because he wasn't a part of it. I remember Nick Cage had to wear a T-shirt with his non-disparagement clause written on it to protest a movie he did called Dying of the Light because he couldn't actually say anything negative about it unless he wanted to get sued, so I'm not surprised that actors don't trash talk their bad movies. They're basically prohibited by their contracts, and it's more or less bad etiquette even if they weren't contractually obligated as studios might not want to work with an actor who doesn't actively promote their movie and instead talks bad about it.
Thank fucking god I thought I was gonna have to watch the first matrix comp for the six millionth time
271k absolute max.
This video was 10x better than the actual movie
two nerdy gay bros who who were into ghost in the shell and neuromancer made the greatest cyberbunk film of all time during the dawn of the internet. impossible to top or recreate.
@KillRhythmNot gay and therefore lame.
@KillRhythm blade runner's okay
@@Chillllllbruh Blade Runner's gay, that's why he had to hate-fuck the female android while thinking about Roy.
@@minamur It's objectively better
Cyberpunk history notwithstanding if you think Blade Runner even comes close to The Matrix you've gone senile in your quest for nostalgia but it's cute that you think that corny ass "it's better cause it did stuff first" opinion can allow you to talk down to literally anyone.. an infant is who you should be addressing because that's the closest thing to an intellectual sparring partner you can manage
The N word resurrection but its just me sitting up in bed saying it while stiff arming and making zombie noises
Real reason why Laurence Fishburne wasn’t in the movie is because his character died in the video game, and the Wazkowskis were obsessed with making a “transmedia” piece of work, where a story is told over multiple mediums, and they didn’t wanna rewrite the story. Also I’m gay.
My Matrix for the PS2 glitched and I was too young to realize but old enough to know better than to play through it again from the start.
Oh yeah I bet they be making trans media
@@Chillllllbruh He died in the MMO. The Matrix Online. Sadly I never got into that while it was a thing, but supposedly it was kinda cool.
I honestly admire how they decided on games being canon, got ridiculous dumpster fire it was and still went with their plan.
Actually the real reason is because Laurence Fishburne is black.
im really confused, did stavros get really high or not? i think he needs to let us know
Lego Indiana Jones is one of the GREATEST games ever made 😂
"Was he gay or was he just a robot or some shit?"
Neo winning Geoff Keighley's game award and immediately attempting to commit suicide is one of the greatest moments put to film.
"Those are two Pokemon Cards that are fun to play against each other"
that is how it feels at this point
This one took me out
WAIT... What?! Matrix 4 came out when the fat one was still in TAFS?? My sense of time is off...
People keep asking if I'm gay and I haven't really had an answer, but yeah, I'm thinking I'm gay.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm bareback
Yeah, I’m thinking I’m *boooooop*
"That's not how it works. We would ne- I mean, the IDF would never work like that." - Adam
Clangers will NEVER die
Yh I'm thinking I'm back
I sure hope not, if this is how its going to be!
Great beat, Clangers. They’re always appreciated.
I be having some deep reflective moments during this podcast. Thank you for continuing to feed me such content🧟♀️
Return of the king 👑
Can’t wait till they do one for the Animatrix lol
Third Part, yay! Thank you very much.
4th!!+
Actually one of the shittest films I've ever seen.
Not having Laurence Fishburne in it was a massive letdown, but having him in the John Wick movies was awesome.
"was he gay or was he a robot?"
He was a tiny robot that goes inside your ass. Or a giant robot and a regular sized person who goes inside your ass
Looking forward to part 5 one day when Nick rewatches it one day and realises it was intentional to troll the studio
I didn't even know that movie existed
This movie was so fucking shit that I couldn’t believe Keanu Reves signed off to be in it.
Money.
More like sighed off to be in it
@@msplendor 🤠😂😂😂
God damn that movie sucks so hard
“you could say its projection” said the man who, out of financial necessity, made a sequel to his own podcast and it sucks about as hard as this movie.
Truth
The Chet Hanks episode ruled.
_"Fightin' words!"_
@@nohabloemojislosiento4930that was 2 years ago lol
im pretty sure theyre not making much money from the show at all. if anything, i bet nick makes most of his money from standup nowadays
Im kinda amazed they talked about the matrix so much,
Like, its rivaling how much they riffed on the simpsons
The Matrix: Regurgitated
Just what I needed today ❤
The New York conservatory for the dramatic arts presents: Cumtown The Matrix series produced by clangers
ClangersTV is a great editor
And we're back
Dude your videos are so fuckin good lol
stay tuned for the next episode of gay jewish matrix
I was fascinated by this film. The director was clearly coerced into making it and there are hints of defiance peppered throughout it. If you watch it knowing that it's some kind of strange joke it's actually very entertaining.
Imagine being such an awful movie fans come up with theories that it was made bad on purpose. So damn funny.
It was, Sony came to the wachoskis and said we’re making matrix 4 with or without you, so the one directed a movie basically about studio interference in the creative process
I watched the movie and some of it is way too on the nose to not be done on purpose.
Gotta agree with the comments above me. Movie still sucked though.
I don't know how you could watch The New Matrix Was Bad On Purpose and not be at least partially convinced honestly. The studio was going to crap out another sequel with them or without them so they decided to troll them by making a gay movie
@@Fazzmania64 to not be stubborn, yeah, I totally do see it, all the lines in the movie and such. But, the last two things they made before this, Jupiter Ascending and sense 8 are like literally garbage, even worse than matrix 4. Nihilistically I don’t think they would have made a good movie if they weren’t sabotaging it
Clangers makes bangers
This video series is on par with the Matrix Quadrilogy. Thanks!
they shouldnt have let a girl direct that movie
Stavy baby in the beginning hahaha love it
The only cool bit was where the machines were harvesting the energy that was created by allowing neo and trinity to get so close to each other, but not reaching each other, over and over and over again
I’m thinking I’m black
The second worst movie ever made. (Begin Again with Keira Knightley being the definitive absolute worst.)
Here I thought The Matrix messed my mind up the first time I watched it. Look what it did to the Wachowski brothers.
Laurence fishburne should be glad he isn’t in that shitty new matrix movie.
The Matrix Resurrections is when two Brothers with mental illness decide to make a Matrix movie…
I watched the 4th matrix movie on opening day in theater and I honestly dont remember a single thing about it.
7:54 nicely done
The 2nd Matrix doesn't deserve the hate it gets. It's actually the deepest one philosophically. Like it's legit high brow, fart sniffing cinema, but the ideas it's trying to explore are pretty profound stuff about free will and to what extent our choices and their consequences can be foreseen or whether we depend entirely on faith that everything will work out the right way in the end. The 3rd movie gets kind of stupid, and then the 4th movie went straight up full retard. But the 1st Matrix is God Tier, the 2nd Matrix and the Animatrix deserves some S or A tier love, and everything else is like C for Clown and only goes down from there.
Everyone who thinks Resurrections is bad has to watch EmpLemon's analysis of this movie. It's still not a great movie but it is still fun and good.
It's simple, they made this movie because the studio cornered them and said "make a new one or we will because we own it". Lana said okay, then made it a whole meta movie about how Hollywood is terrible, and made a terrible movie to tank the franchise so they will never make another one.
Drew Goddard is now doing Matrix 5, so Lana's plan didn't work haha
@@TheAFGFilms 😂 movie studios are retarded.
3:15 I come back for this once a day
I went to the cinema to watch this and it was so boring that two guys were fucking behind us. I know it was guys because I'm gay
"damn i missed that i must have been getting some lo mein"
This guy really loves the matrix
The Matrix Regurgitations
Stavs so cool for getting high, watching the matrix then telling everyone about it
I expected to hate Matrix 4 but then I really enjoyed it. It's almost a parody of how people seem to remember and talk about the first three.
They're making a 5th matrix movie. This time, even the Wachawskis aren't involved.
Dude please set up a patreon!
He's got a tip jar
BLESSED 🙌🏽
I don't understand why they didn't call it the matrix reboot
The last matrix sucks. The Animatrix was awesome though lol
Eh
Animatrix is the only good sequel
Animatrix was like 60% good and 40% absolute garbage, and that Aeon Flux guy's episode is probably the worst one
The Matrix: Gayurrections
Woooo!
The catrix. That summed up the movie.
More like resuckerections
How many matrix edits can you do ?
Meta being done to death in Hollywood since Deadpool...
Creators thought they could just take that and make anything up this time without an explanation or clever thought. Reason why? We did it before.... get it? Ain't that shallow/empty? Your right!
Worst film I've seen in a decade. But we got a few great Cumtown segments....
No Hugo Weaving, me no watch
Did Stav mention that he was highhh duddde
Hell yeah dude
So I'm confused. Did John Wick make the Matrix gay?
Man this movie blew
Yeee boi
An angel gets it's wings every time you hit the like button. 👍
As a black gay man, I quite liked the movie. Not gay enough tho
Proof that some women just can't write or direct movies. The Wachowskis nerfed themselves by transitioning
Also, what are the odds that two brothers decide to transition at the exact same time? Gotta be in the millions
banger
this is some of the worst acting i've ever seen. it's like someone videoed line-reads done while the whole cast was massively hungover
The gaytrix
I’m one of the few people on this planet that really liked the movie. And understood it.
Given your name I take it you’re a movie buff. Is the theory it was made shitty on purpose as a way to stick it to the studio true?
The story in this isn’t any less stupid than the other movies. I contend that it the action was awesome it would be liked, but the whole of Resurrections feels super cheap and shitty. It’s just a production values problem imo also I’m gay
How about The Gaytrix: insemination
Why do they keep calling Lana Wachowski "her"?
I was 300 mg deep at the theater. The Matrix 4 was still awful.
The point of the new Matrix?
Cash grab based on nostalgia
Loved this movie. My boyfriends and I were empowered by it.
The movie sucks and if you look at who made it, that adds up.
We must be in the matrix of trans people exist
That movie sucked.
Even Lana Wachowski didn't want to direct the movie.