I mean it is very video game-y in that all the big lines and concepts are delivered by those two and Neo is just the mute player character who gets to do all the action sequences
No, seriously. That is what has been so annoying with all these sequels that hash up old media from 20-30 years ago. They cannot replicate what made the First time so memorable.
Unironically , rationally, but also comedically , the Robots could force this to work, because they could create a world in which test tube babies were the norm. They'd be simulated in the Matrix, and functionally real outside of it. So even when people leave the Allegory of the Cave and take the Red Pill, they are still gay because it's all they've ever known 😂 .
Pretty sure the only reason he could say it sucked was because he wasn't a part of it. I remember Nick Cage had to wear a T-shirt with his non-disparagement clause written on it to protest a movie he did called Dying of the Light because he couldn't actually say anything negative about it unless he wanted to get sued, so I'm not surprised that actors don't trash talk their bad movies. They're basically prohibited by their contracts, and it's more or less bad etiquette even if they weren't contractually obligated as studios might not want to work with an actor who doesn't actively promote their movie and instead talks bad about it.
@@harrisonmccartney4878 I'm genuinely surprised more actors don't just speak and don't even bother just not turning up to court. No one is Gonna arrest them just refuse to hand over money
That's a knee slapper. At first I thought it was stupid they cast him, but after looking at it that way, I'm glad he was in it just so this could be said LMAO.
"That'll be 20 dollars plus tax. What, you can't afford a measly 30 dollars? Look Neo, just give me 40 dollars and this all goes away. Plus tip and tax, 60 dollars and this is nothing but a bad dream. Also, I am very gay."
Real reason why Laurence Fishburne wasn’t in the movie is because his character died in the video game, and the Wazkowskis were obsessed with making a “transmedia” piece of work, where a story is told over multiple mediums, and they didn’t wanna rewrite the story. Also I’m gay.
two nerdy gay bros who who were into ghost in the shell and neuromancer made the greatest cyberbunk film of all time during the dawn of the internet. impossible to top or recreate.
Cyberpunk history notwithstanding if you think Blade Runner even comes close to The Matrix you've gone senile in your quest for nostalgia but it's cute that you think that corny ass "it's better cause it did stuff first" opinion can allow you to talk down to literally anyone.. an infant is who you should be addressing because that's the closest thing to an intellectual sparring partner you can manage
I was fascinated by this film. The director was clearly coerced into making it and there are hints of defiance peppered throughout it. If you watch it knowing that it's some kind of strange joke it's actually very entertaining.
“you could say its projection” said the man who, out of financial necessity, made a sequel to his own podcast and it sucks about as hard as this movie.
Matrix Resurrections came out in December 2021 and Cumtown ended in June 2022. How is it possible to have the same conversation so many times in six months lmao?
I thought the “obvious” point made was: Wachowski’s didnt want to make a new one, WB were forcing them to, saying “we’re making one, with or without you” and so they did, but it’s BS…? The movie is about the movies. The point is not that “Neo is back in the matrix, what a twist!” It’s about them making their Matrix movies, even though it’s done and over.
It's simple, they made this movie because the studio cornered them and said "make a new one or we will because we own it". Lana said okay, then made it a whole meta movie about how Hollywood is terrible, and made a terrible movie to tank the franchise so they will never make another one.
It was, Sony came to the wachoskis and said we’re making matrix 4 with or without you, so the one directed a movie basically about studio interference in the creative process
I don't know how you could watch The New Matrix Was Bad On Purpose and not be at least partially convinced honestly. The studio was going to crap out another sequel with them or without them so they decided to troll them by making a gay movie
@@Fazzmania64 to not be stubborn, yeah, I totally do see it, all the lines in the movie and such. But, the last two things they made before this, Jupiter Ascending and sense 8 are like literally garbage, even worse than matrix 4. Nihilistically I don’t think they would have made a good movie if they weren’t sabotaging it
The 2nd Matrix doesn't deserve the hate it gets. It's actually the deepest one philosophically. Like it's legit high brow, fart sniffing cinema, but the ideas it's trying to explore are pretty profound stuff about free will and to what extent our choices and their consequences can be foreseen or whether we depend entirely on faith that everything will work out the right way in the end. The 3rd movie gets kind of stupid, and then the 4th movie went straight up full retard. But the 1st Matrix is God Tier, the 2nd Matrix and the Animatrix deserves some S or A tier love, and everything else is like C for Clown and only goes down from there.
The only cool bit was where the machines were harvesting the energy that was created by allowing neo and trinity to get so close to each other, but not reaching each other, over and over and over again
"Marvel has jokes.." yeah, slop being strawfed to the audience that needs to be told when and how long to laugh- kinda like a George Carlin Standup, lmao
Meta being done to death in Hollywood since Deadpool... Creators thought they could just take that and make anything up this time without an explanation or clever thought. Reason why? We did it before.... get it? Ain't that shallow/empty? Your right! Worst film I've seen in a decade. But we got a few great Cumtown segments....
The story in this isn’t any less stupid than the other movies. I contend that it the action was awesome it would be liked, but the whole of Resurrections feels super cheap and shitty. It’s just a production values problem imo also I’m gay
I like that Stav keeps saying he got high and doesn't remember the movie but remembered what he ate. Incredible
“I must’ve been face deep in some lo mein during that part”
Fat
Priorities
he is indeed a fat man
@@GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwo The second fattest thing he ever said.
Watching this I realized how much Laurence Fishburne’s and Hugo Weaving’s performances elevated the first movie.
I mean it is very video game-y in that all the big lines and concepts are delivered by those two and Neo is just the mute player character who gets to do all the action sequences
No, seriously. That is what has been so annoying with all these sequels that hash up old media from 20-30 years ago. They cannot replicate what made the First time so memorable.
In the original version of the Matrix, everyone was gay.. but human beings couldn't handle it...
Reviving the jokes of the old matrix cumtown ep, I see!
"By the 6th iteration, we had perfected it: everyone was trans."
"Trans?"
"Chicks with dicks, Neo."
Everybody had a fat ass wife… and were gay..
Unironically , rationally, but also comedically , the Robots could force this to work, because they could create a world in which test tube babies were the norm. They'd be simulated in the Matrix, and functionally real outside of it.
So even when people leave the Allegory of the Cave and take the Red Pill, they are still gay because it's all they've ever known 😂 .
“You ever seen space docking, Mr Anderson?” -Agent Smith
“Telling his, probably husband” lmao
It rules that Fishbourne says that the new movied sucked, I wish more actors were honest like that.
Pretty sure the only reason he could say it sucked was because he wasn't a part of it. I remember Nick Cage had to wear a T-shirt with his non-disparagement clause written on it to protest a movie he did called Dying of the Light because he couldn't actually say anything negative about it unless he wanted to get sued, so I'm not surprised that actors don't trash talk their bad movies. They're basically prohibited by their contracts, and it's more or less bad etiquette even if they weren't contractually obligated as studios might not want to work with an actor who doesn't actively promote their movie and instead talks bad about it.
@@harrisonmccartney4878 I'm genuinely surprised more actors don't just speak and don't even bother just not turning up to court. No one is Gonna arrest them just refuse to hand over money
Fish is too straight to be part of this shit show... god bless him for being pro heterosexual, and principled
Neil Patrick Harris was the least gay part of the film
😂😂😂😂
That's a knee slapper. At first I thought it was stupid they cast him, but after looking at it that way, I'm glad he was in it just so this could be said LMAO.
LMFAOXD
For someone that takes shots in the pail, he's pretty cool in my book
"I've been waiting for you Neo. Oh, you thought it was machines? No."
-Jew Architect
It was us. The. Whole. Time.
I read that in the exact voice used in the episode, and it was glorious
@@pokeman5000 " They took us out of the Matrix because we were too annoying "
"That'll be 20 dollars plus tax. What, you can't afford a measly 30 dollars? Look Neo, just give me 40 dollars and this all goes away. Plus tip and tax, 60 dollars and this is nothing but a bad dream. Also, I am very gay."
@@yakivpopavich”You know originally we weren’t annoying at all, but the human mind could not accept us like that.”
This video was 10x better than the actual movie
Real reason why Laurence Fishburne wasn’t in the movie is because his character died in the video game, and the Wazkowskis were obsessed with making a “transmedia” piece of work, where a story is told over multiple mediums, and they didn’t wanna rewrite the story. Also I’m gay.
My Matrix for the PS2 glitched and I was too young to realize but old enough to know better than to play through it again from the start.
Oh yeah I bet they be making trans media
@@Chillllllbruh He died in the MMO. The Matrix Online. Sadly I never got into that while it was a thing, but supposedly it was kinda cool.
I honestly admire how they decided on games being canon, got ridiculous dumpster fire it was and still went with their plan.
Actually the real reason is because Laurence Fishburne is black.
Neo winning Geoff Keighley's game award and immediately attempting to commit suicide is one of the greatest moments put to film.
two nerdy gay bros who who were into ghost in the shell and neuromancer made the greatest cyberbunk film of all time during the dawn of the internet. impossible to top or recreate.
@KillRhythmNot gay and therefore lame.
@KillRhythm blade runner's okay
@@Chillllllbruh Blade Runner's gay, that's why he had to hate-fuck the female android while thinking about Roy.
@@minamur It's objectively better
Cyberpunk history notwithstanding if you think Blade Runner even comes close to The Matrix you've gone senile in your quest for nostalgia but it's cute that you think that corny ass "it's better cause it did stuff first" opinion can allow you to talk down to literally anyone.. an infant is who you should be addressing because that's the closest thing to an intellectual sparring partner you can manage
The N word resurrection but its just me sitting up in bed saying it while stiff arming and making zombie noises
Your not right in the head man... you Gotta put a little bend in that elbow or you'll blow out your shoulder 😂
Thank fucking god I thought I was gonna have to watch the first matrix comp for the six millionth time
271k absolute max.
Lego Indiana Jones is one of the GREATEST games ever made 😂
People keep asking if I'm gay and I haven't really had an answer, but yeah, I'm thinking I'm gay.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm bareback
Yeah, I’m thinking I’m *boooooop*
"Was he gay or was he just a robot or some shit?"
"Those are two Pokemon Cards that are fun to play against each other"
that is how it feels at this point
This one took me out
"That's not how it works. We would ne- I mean, the IDF would never work like that." - Adam
I was fascinated by this film. The director was clearly coerced into making it and there are hints of defiance peppered throughout it. If you watch it knowing that it's some kind of strange joke it's actually very entertaining.
Clangers will NEVER die
Not having Laurence Fishburne in it was a massive letdown, but having him in the John Wick movies was awesome.
im really confused, did stavros get really high or not? i think he needs to let us know
Yh I'm thinking I'm back
I sure hope not, if this is how its going to be!
"F*** YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!"
ClangersTV outro music lives rent free in my head
"was he gay or was he a robot?"
He was a tiny robot that goes inside your ass. Or a giant robot and a regular sized person who goes inside your ass
Can’t wait till they do one for the Animatrix lol
I be having some deep reflective moments during this podcast. Thank you for continuing to feed me such content🧟♀️
Great beat, Clangers. They’re always appreciated.
Return of the king 👑
“you could say its projection” said the man who, out of financial necessity, made a sequel to his own podcast and it sucks about as hard as this movie.
Truth
The Chet Hanks episode ruled.
_"Fightin' words!"_
@@nohabloemojislosiento4930that was 2 years ago lol
im pretty sure theyre not making much money from the show at all. if anything, i bet nick makes most of his money from standup nowadays
Matrix Resurrections came out in December 2021 and Cumtown ended in June 2022. How is it possible to have the same conversation so many times in six months lmao?
Third Part, yay! Thank you very much.
4th!!+
The Matrix: Regurgitated
Actually one of the shittest films I've ever seen.
I didn't even know that movie existed
Stavs so cool for getting high, watching the matrix then telling everyone about it
I thought the “obvious” point made was: Wachowski’s didnt want to make a new one, WB were forcing them to, saying “we’re making one, with or without you” and so they did, but it’s BS…?
The movie is about the movies. The point is not that “Neo is back in the matrix, what a twist!”
It’s about them making their Matrix movies, even though it’s done and over.
There's some Seventh Heaven and Degrassi material in the latest TAFS (78 with Recine)
And we're back
ClangersTV is a great editor
I watched the 4th matrix movie on opening day in theater and I honestly dont remember a single thing about it.
It was Joker 2 before Joker 2, WB cant win with these auteur sequels.
It's simple, they made this movie because the studio cornered them and said "make a new one or we will because we own it". Lana said okay, then made it a whole meta movie about how Hollywood is terrible, and made a terrible movie to tank the franchise so they will never make another one.
Drew Goddard is now doing Matrix 5, so Lana's plan didn't work haha
@@TheAFGFilms 😂 movie studios are retarded.
stay tuned for the next episode of gay jewish matrix
God damn that movie sucks so hard
WAIT... What?! Matrix 4 came out when the fat one was still in TAFS?? My sense of time is off...
Looking forward to part 5 one day when Nick rewatches it one day and realises it was intentional to troll the studio
3:15 I come back for this once a day
I’m thinking I’m black
I forget how often stav would talk about getting suuuper high and now that he’s sober he makes sure to bring it up on every episode of his new podcast
Imagine being such an awful movie fans come up with theories that it was made bad on purpose. So damn funny.
It was, Sony came to the wachoskis and said we’re making matrix 4 with or without you, so the one directed a movie basically about studio interference in the creative process
I watched the movie and some of it is way too on the nose to not be done on purpose.
Gotta agree with the comments above me. Movie still sucked though.
I don't know how you could watch The New Matrix Was Bad On Purpose and not be at least partially convinced honestly. The studio was going to crap out another sequel with them or without them so they decided to troll them by making a gay movie
@@Fazzmania64 to not be stubborn, yeah, I totally do see it, all the lines in the movie and such. But, the last two things they made before this, Jupiter Ascending and sense 8 are like literally garbage, even worse than matrix 4. Nihilistically I don’t think they would have made a good movie if they weren’t sabotaging it
Just what I needed today ❤
It's funny that Stav was the only one who liked the movie and it was only because he was under such dosage that he was barely awake.
The 2nd Matrix doesn't deserve the hate it gets. It's actually the deepest one philosophically. Like it's legit high brow, fart sniffing cinema, but the ideas it's trying to explore are pretty profound stuff about free will and to what extent our choices and their consequences can be foreseen or whether we depend entirely on faith that everything will work out the right way in the end. The 3rd movie gets kind of stupid, and then the 4th movie went straight up full retard. But the 1st Matrix is God Tier, the 2nd Matrix and the Animatrix deserves some S or A tier love, and everything else is like C for Clown and only goes down from there.
The Animatrix is excellent, some of Love death and robots touch that level but not the same
I see you were around for the 2003 media blitz as well. The second and third movies made sense, but they were still high on their own farts.
This movie was so fucking shit that I couldn’t believe Keanu Reves signed off to be in it.
Money.
More like sighed off to be in it
@@msplendor 🤠😂😂😂
Clangers makes bangers
Im kinda amazed they talked about the matrix so much,
Like, its rivaling how much they riffed on the simpsons
they shouldnt have let a girl direct that movie
Dude your videos are so fuckin good lol
LMAO I was thinking about how they did an Aunt Viv with Morpheus and Nick mention it just a few second later
I love my best friend
Laurence fishburne should be glad he isn’t in that shitty new matrix movie.
The only cool bit was where the machines were harvesting the energy that was created by allowing neo and trinity to get so close to each other, but not reaching each other, over and over and over again
The New York conservatory for the dramatic arts presents: Cumtown The Matrix series produced by clangers
“It’s just John Wick” send Nick a check, he could run Hollywood
He'd run Hollywood better than the..well :3
Stavy baby in the beginning hahaha love it
You gotta upload a new one man I’m barely hanging on to life
This video series is on par with the Matrix Quadrilogy. Thanks!
The second worst movie ever made. (Begin Again with Keira Knightley being the definitive absolute worst.)
I don't understand why they didn't call it the matrix reboot
I expected to hate Matrix 4 but then I really enjoyed it. It's almost a parody of how people seem to remember and talk about the first three.
Stav not realising he never understands the plots of movies he watches while high as fuck.
Here I thought The Matrix messed my mind up the first time I watched it. Look what it did to the Wachowski brothers.
Did you guys know Stav was high when he watches The Matrix? Thats really cool right?
Almost as cool as you pointing it out! Hey everyone! This cool guy notices things! lol
Dude please set up a patreon!
He's got a tip jar
I went to the cinema to watch this and it was so boring that two guys were fucking behind us. I know it was guys because I'm gay
BLESSED 🙌🏽
"I was so high I thought I was figuring it out..." how most people felt when watching the first Matrix, lmao
7:54 nicely done
The Matrix: Gayurrections
"Marvel has jokes.." yeah, slop being strawfed to the audience that needs to be told when and how long to laugh- kinda like a George Carlin Standup, lmao
This guy really loves the matrix
"damn i missed that i must have been getting some lo mein"
The Matrix Regurgitations
The last matrix sucks. The Animatrix was awesome though lol
Eh
Animatrix is the only good sequel
Animatrix was like 60% good and 40% absolute garbage, and that Aeon Flux guy's episode is probably the worst one
The catrix. That summed up the movie.
I liked watching part 4 alot the first time.
Rube
They're making a 5th matrix movie. This time, even the Wachawskis aren't involved.
Woooo!
The Matrix Resurrections was great.
Meta being done to death in Hollywood since Deadpool...
Creators thought they could just take that and make anything up this time without an explanation or clever thought. Reason why? We did it before.... get it? Ain't that shallow/empty? Your right!
Worst film I've seen in a decade. But we got a few great Cumtown segments....
An angel gets it's wings every time you hit the like button. 👍
Nick describes the trans allegory even though he doesnt believe that its a trans allegory
When the next video boys?
Hell yeah dude
I’m one of the few people on this planet that really liked the movie. And understood it.
Given your name I take it you’re a movie buff. Is the theory it was made shitty on purpose as a way to stick it to the studio true?
More like resuckerections
banger
Did Stav mention that he was highhh duddde
The story in this isn’t any less stupid than the other movies. I contend that it the action was awesome it would be liked, but the whole of Resurrections feels super cheap and shitty. It’s just a production values problem imo also I’m gay
Yeee boi
No Hugo Weaving, me no watch