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- Threaten your doctor or ask your ketamine guy about Xentrex today.
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Sounds like an ad that would be played on GTA radio
Wow i was legit thinking the same thing
I was also thinking something similar haa 🙃
They need some new stuff on the radio.
I had a radio show at the local university and it broadcast over the internet. I couldn't get sponsors because I didn't have a high enough listener base, so I put GTA ads on the air. What they going to do? Fire me from a job I didn't get paid for? Hail Satan.
@@starcrafter13terran ok
“So I grabbed him a little” absolutely killed me.
Some doctors deserve "grabbing"....and to have their medical license revoked
"Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car, but my erections are FANTASTIC!!!"
Dave Haydock
Same. Only if you could....!
Think about the children it could kill who think this is a harmless joke and want to try using it. Do you really find this funny?
@@D5380H But would you laugh in the real world. because it could happen.
My aunt is a doctor and she laughed super hard at this. She said it was so accurate that patients act like that.
She's had patients grab her and throw her around her office??? That's terrrible.
@@folan1974yeah, cuz IT WORKS!!!
That's what I've heard as well. Especially when it comes to like pain meds.
Classic, absolutely hysterical!
"You're hurting me sir!"
..."Xentrex works."
🤣
This is probably the most honest pharmaceutical ad I've ever seen.
Adult Swim "Unedited Footage Of A Bear"
very much so
We all are in a age where presidential statements are jokes and SNL is honest. Great.
Vamsi J yikes you’re on of THOSE comments.
Its haleris
The fact that he did that with s straight face kills me the most...
mt4ds - we wanna see bloopers!! Right??
Keifer D I’m sure they are hilarious 😁😁
He's an amazing actor!!
True. That’s how you know he’s a pro. Stays in character no matter how ridiculous 💪
But he also did WWE. If you can do those ridiculous stunts with a straight face. Then this is a cake walk.
I know this is just a comedy sketch but is anyone else noticing just how well Dwayne blends into the whole construction scene?
I love how Xentrex comes in the old plastic 35mm film roll holders.
That's sick. Hadn't seen a 35 millimeter film role in years.
I had to go back to re-watch it I had missed that!🤣
That was the most casual “Hail Satan” I’ve ever heard 😂
Absolutely perfect timing👌🏻
Must try that during a random conversation....lol
LOL with tears in my eyes!!
Yes, it's work
I got a feeling the thumbs up on your comment will reach 666. Then some douche on zentrex will thumb up and ruin this for everybody.
I like how he slipped "hail satan" in there as if he didnt even notice it himself 😂😂😂
Tsear26 nobody knew
but my question is why it's not even funny. what brought him to say that. why didn't he say thank God
Another illuminati puppet the rock the bull tattoo he's got.
@Adrian Flores Regressed idiots 😂
With all we see from these absolute morons daily are you really surprised 😋
I’m like #666
Legit lost is at "hail satan"
_"Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car."_
Better than falling asleep driving your own car.
In order to wake up driving a stolen car, don't you have to be asleep driving a stolen car?
@@yaceya That is true.
“So I grabbed him a little”
*Throws him to the wall XD
Random guy: This... needs some context
Ah yes, Dumbledore said _calmly_
hahahaha yeah that was funny
My favorite part is I think that website just froze my computer and then he got pissed that shit had me dying like he got mad off of that😂😂 and the your hurting me sir!😂
"I can read minds, and sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car." LOL
Hail Satan
idiot !
lmfao
macross25 it works
macross25 That was great!
Man I love Cecily Strong voiceovers.
An ad for ED being done by a guy called "The Rock" is hilariously ironic
"...isn't that what's in meth?"
*lightly shrugs*
Yeeees that nonchalant shrug kills me every time lmao🤣😂🤣😂
🤣ikr🤣
I was able to sort out my herpes virus from my body system completely after using #drehimen herbal remedy
ride the snake
“I’m not exactly a scientist🤷”
"It could kill you!"
"I think I still want it, though"
That's how xentrax works
*AHAHAHAHA IT WORKS*
Story of my life...
@@orestis9575 better than you know
That's how love works.
Literally the greatest role Dwayne has performed lol he’s so serious yet so funny here haha
I would love to watch outtakes of this, no way they were not cracking up every 10 seconds
“Xentrex gave me my life back...hail Satan”
Me: amen brother wait-
😂😂😂
Lmao
It's close to 666 likes
Lol
Oh shit🤣🤣🤣🤣
“My bones are cold”
That's always been my favorite line.
"I can read minds"
"Hail Satan"
‘My heart gets reeeaaally really hot.’
is that the one dude from death note
"sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car" I literally quote this line every day
Johnson’s delivery is impeccable
"I don't really know him actually." The Rock ain't no snitch.
Ian Stephenson k
Ian Stephenson *plays lead role in the movie snitch*
it not funny to say hail satin and satin is evil and the emeny of all humans.
doug mcharg * Satan.
Alonzo Ruffin i’m pretty sure it’s Satin
"Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car"
This is my favorite line in the whole video:)
I didn’t even hit like. It’s already at 666. Hail Satan
Trevors favoroud drug also sometimes you wake up in a woman dress
Sounds kinda like Trevor
Man, if I had a dollar for every time that's happened, those legal fees would take care of themselves.
1:35 getting "play" roughed up by Dwayne Johnson is now on my bucket list, lol.
My mind lost at 1:29 and then when the nose bleed starts.. I’m 😭😂😅
Kyle: "Your hurting me sir!".... Rock: "Xentrex works."
It's "you're hurting me sir!"
@@ShnNar1000x don't ruin it...
@@musiclaboratory9694 lol 😂😂😂
@@ShnNar1000x shut mouth
You have 911 likes
Bro are we just going to ignore that “I can read minds.”
it works.
And cars
Haha! Hail Satan.
It's the hallucinations side effects
That's a meth usage symptom along with stealing cars, loose teeth, rage, etc. LoL.
I think that website just froze my computer. So I grabbed him a little LOL
I start cracking up every time I get to the "Rhino Horn?" part. 😂😂😂😂
Doctor: you’re hurting me sir!
The rock: (laughs) xentrex works.
WondWonder he generally goes by the rock tho
You guys gave me 1k likes jeez thanks
Hail satan
@WondWonder lol stfu
Cheese Ballzz thank you for commenting that then editing the comment ❤️
"Xentrax gave me my life back.......hail satan"
Love the off-hand manner when he says the last bit
The delivery of every line the Rock says makes this the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
The devils work in plain sight man
@@ninergang1881 satan loves you ya fuck.
Illuminati Confirmed.
@@ninergang1881 Dude, stop taking Zentrex, you are allucinating fantasy characters already.
I can't believe after 4 years I finally see this skit! My stomach hurts after watching it! 🤣😂🤣
Same here🤣
This doesn't get old😂
Lmaooo it really don’t this 💩so funny
Side effects include:
-Decrease in semen
-Increase in semen
JB and those are the ones they tell you about... I can also read minds
JJ Dynamite Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car.
Every body is different I guess.
"It works" that tiny unnecessary flare of anger at the ends hilarious
That would be one of those fits of rage they warn you about.
Reminds me of that Funny or Die video with the Vinnie Jones workout routine where he relentlessly stalks and beats people...
I keep rewatching it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rediscoverNewark Me too
Lies again? Vigrx Plus
That "Hail, Satan," was spot on.
the line "When I wear gray sweatpants, people cross the street" has me ROLLING
"Which is fine"
"When I wear gray sweatpants people cross the street " 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
BOI MUST'VE BEEN PACKING LOL
That line had me crying from laughter the first time😂
@@michaelgallardo5778 I don’t get it 😂
😂😂😂
@@unfindablefinder me too. Lol.
I think it means hid d*cc is so long people use it to cross street
I am a doctor. sometimes people ask me about drugs that I didn't even hear about. this is too funny haha
It works.
Ay can I get some xentrax
Same, I'm a neurosurgeon and have people beg Me to get certain drugs for them. It's ridiculous
Just write me a script of Xentrax and I'll be on my way.
IT WORKS.
Lyrics:
It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours
Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture bangin' with Strange
I change the game so what's my motherfuckin' name? (Rock)
What they gonna get though?
Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses
Face to face now we escalatin' when I have to put boots to asses
Mean on ya like a dream when I'm rumblin'
You're gonna scream, "Mama"
So bring drama to the king Brahma (Then what?)
Comin' at ya' with extreme mana (Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
I believe this to be a top 10 SNL skit of all time
The fact that both "decrease in semen" and "increase in semen" are side effects is the best joke in this whole damn skit.
I'm on an antidepressant that causes drowsiness and insomnia
Lol. Yeah it's hilarious how it causes both XD
Q: Side effects of anti emetics?
A: Nausea and vomiting. 🙂
@@jacksonsmith2955 that means you are sleepy throughout the day but don’t get prolonged sleep
@@furretthefuzzynoodle3896 Trust me, I know. Didn't need to read the side effects to figure that one out
“Decrease in semen
Increase in semen”
Well, that covers everything...
Only if you don't wipe it off, which is only considerate.
It all balances out
@@insertclevername4123 )hi
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
nahh thats not Everything, just the ones they tell you about lmao
I always lose it at "RHINO HORN!?" 🤣🤣
"i wasnt leaving" lmfao im 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
"My bones are cold." lol
But his heart is hot 😂😂😂
Meth.. jesus
"I can read minds"... 😅
Tye Tastic I was the 666th like. You’re welcome for the bad luck and shit
Every now and then, SNL can still come out with gems
Did you see his Ba"Rock" Obama skit? It was basically Obama going hulk mode. Hilarious!
Yeah wow I was surprised and impressed
Skit copied from “MadTV levatrol”
Sorry bout your death man
Yes and this ain't one of them
"its about drive drive, its about power we stay hungry we devour"
Thank you for this valuable contribution to society. ❤️❤️💅🏻
IM CRYING: the nonchalant Hail Satan at the end kills me
"When I wear grey sweatpants, people cross the street...which is fine." I'm deceased
thenormalstate Yeah......it works!
me too but i laughed lmao
Unapologetically Sassy In addition to the previous answer to the question (which was correct), search up the "grey sweatpants challenge."
I looked up the sweatpants challenge....I hate you.
IDK how that didn't get a bigger reaction. Best line of the skit.
"You're hurting me, sir!"
"Xentrex works."
Christian The W lol
Ken Harris people have been doing it for years boo hoo you little princess
Ken Harris bet a ounce of xentrax youre life sux
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“But you just said he’s your friend”
😂😂😂
What I love about SNL is that it can squeeze comedic talent out of people you could never expect to be as funny. The Rock is entertaining in dumb action movies but I would never think of seeing him in this type of comedy, yet he is great.
" that's what in meth right?"😂
His face was like yea so? lol
Feven Tewodros he also says "hail satan" 😅😈......😐😐😐😐😐😐😕😕😕😕
anth1984 tre I wish there really were, like real sacrifice peoole for Satan Satanists, keep retards away.
anth1984 tre trust me I know
it's deeper than we think
they have lied about everything
research flat earth
BehindTheMask he says hail Satan right at the end ??? wow they really are trying to program the kids ..!!!
"No I cant give it you, you could die"
"Yeah I think I still want it WRITE THE PRESCRIPTION!!!" 😂
@@empathy800 "I wasnt leaving", so he said:" i think that website just froze my computer!"
😂😂😂
Mr. Noice “So I grabbed him a little and he said you’re hurting me sir!”........... Proceeds to kick the shit out of him 😂😂
@@AttilatheThrilla "xentrex works" 🤣
😂😂
This and the supervillain sketch he stars in are some of the greatest sketches in a decade.
Every time Ive seen this video, I think about Arnold Schwarzenegger saying " I smoke my stogie ANYWHERE I want to, I don't hide like youuuu" the menacing laugh is identical to his laugh in the end.
This is honestly the best SNL skit I've seen in years-
Thats sad
@@yeet-qw2tv its true
It’s true I agree, can someone prove us wrong please!
YES IT IS!
@@victoriadominguez3445 nope...Drake skit
As a South African, I can confidently say that Xentrax works.
😂😂😂😅😅😅😂😂 Its gives one their life back😂😂😅
As a South African, I highly recommend trying Whoonga. It's like the dad of Xentrax, even better results.
Brendon Peter 😂
So wait, waar kry ek dit?
Lol is it like Bring-back-lost-lovers potion?
This dude is so good. One of the best SNL skits ever.
1:16 I lost it
lmao! "What the hell is xentrax?" Haha!!
Josie Englin I think it's real but they call it zentrix.
Zentrix is an anime show that aired from 2003-2004 i looked it up
MaxTanzi27 yeah but it still works
MaxTanzi27 apparently it helps with keeping men erect one hell of a anime
The Rock is unironically a great actor.
@Varxaax Ironically, he doesn't know what unironically means.
No shit
Fun fact, before the rock was an actor, he was an actor
@@GZQ9 😂😂
No no he isnt
i've watched this video a few dozen times, its just so funny! This is the first time i noticed 2:10 " *So threaten your doctor* or ask your ketamine guy about South African xentrex today" 😂
"JUST WRITE THE DAMN PRESCRIPTION!!" 🤣🤣🤣
I get the sweats, my bones are cold, my teeth are loose, my heart gets really really hot, I can read minds and sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car.
😂🤦♂️
Genius writing! My favorite part 😂😂😂
When I wear sweatpants people cross the street lmaoooo
Literally the side effects mentioned in some real drug commercials.
hail satan.
Lost it at "My bones are cold"
kbkrisp When he said that I laughed until I teared up
“I wasn’t leaving.” Got me.
It's bc when you are FUBAR on Hard Drugs, YOU KNOW if anybody see's you that they can obviously tell you are on something, so when you walk past anybody you get so paranoid that you think anything but a very positive response from people means it's bc they know your on something you shouldn't be.
Dwayne nailed this skit soo hard its like he's taken 10 Xentrex pills 😂😂😂😂😂
Of course he did. Why wouldn’t he? It works.
hell yeah xD
"so i grabbed him a little" hilarious
Alejandro R Lopez "Your hurting me sir!!"
"When I wear grey sweat pants people cross the street. Which is fine." Underrated line.
I’m here in 2022 and I come back to this video at least once a month I love it that much
A good ending would be if someone walked up to him and asks "Who are you talking to?" We pull out and see there's no cameras, no commercial, he's just talking to a wall.
That would've been funny! : D
Behaimanot Sebhat wow that would of been great actually
But then there would have to be a camera to catch that from another perspective... otherwise we wouldn't have seen it.
+Pat Fitzgerald chill out , his idea works.
ian [Manger Dormir Cuire] So does Xentrex!
"And those are just the side effects they tell you about" 😂😂😂😂
Nose begins bleeding
I can read minds. Hail Satan.
666 like lmao
Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen vehicle
[laughing darkly with blood streaming down his face] it _works_ .
I lost it at the "You're hurting me sir!" part lmfao
When the doctor's computer freezes and starts swarming with popups.
LMAO
Black Phoenix 89 that shit gets me every time 😂😂😂
Black Phoenix 89 DELETE ALL FILES
Can we please take a moment to appreciate the fact that one of the possible side effects is baldness
HAHAHAHA
🤨
Bald blad blad.... my EYES!!!
666
The Rock ain't gotta worry about that one!
That episode made me fall in love with SNL all over. I so remember this
OMG, I have never seen this until today... HILARIOUS!
"When I wear gray sweat pants people cross the street!" Lolololol...
carrotjuse Xentrex works! 😂
Hilarious!!!
Which is fine!
@@daneh977 it took me longer to admit what the damn joke was.
Damnit brain, start workin rite naw peace
I don't get it, someone explain it please
2:13 I love how it comes in a film canister
That's how it comes off the streets
Why South African, though?
PJ Bosman if it came from anywhere else it would come in shrink wrap
Where the hell did they get it? Are the still cameras that use film?
Kevin2382
You can buy 25-pack for $12. I’m pretty sure those get sold for dope dealing all the time.
“I can read minds.” 😂😂😂
Omg this is my favorite SNL skit so far 🤣🤣🤣
You have to give him credit, Johnson has good comedic delivery.
would love to see him and Dave Bautista do a dramedy together. They both deliver punch lines like Leslie Nielsen.
And now thanks to Xentrex he has good semenic delivery as well.
@@wanderingstar9322 and cold bones
@@adumb1985 And loose teeth
Referring to him as "Johnson" is hilarious to me for some reason lol
You could say that now he's 'rock' hard
IamSly409 ayyyyyyyyy
xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
opo200
and ofc snl didnt think of this xP
Feel better now? Your impotent white rage must now be satisfied. Go ahead, say it again. Get it all out.
They couldn't have picked a better person for this skit lmao
that smile with which he says i wasn't leaving always, always gets me
Holy shit, I'm in tears laughing. I love how the Rock just played that straight. I thought this sketch was going to be predictable but fuck lol.
The deadpan or “straight man” (the one who never laughs or smiles) is the funniest.
cindybin2001 Liberal.
cindybin2001 You got offended very easily. Liberal indeed.
cindybin2001 Freedom of speech. What's wrong with using profanity? Stop being a sensitive snowflake.
Matthew Kessing Liberal=Mental disorder.
*"I could read minds..."* 😅
And sometimes I wake driving a stolen car.
This and the casual hail satan are so easy to miss
Side effects include hallucinations indeed
Hail Satan
Spider Man o: SPIDER-MAN?!
Do you take Xentrex?
He throws the doctor all around the room🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car."
"Hail Satan." Hilarious 😂😂😂
I get the sweats, my bones are cold, my teeth are loose, my heart get’s really hot, I can read minds, and sometimes I wake up in a stolen car … 😂
I love how sometimes he wakes up in a stolen car but he just can read minds. Not sometimes just new super power as a side effect to boner pills
livin' the dream ;)
But it works 😁
@@fogtooth6824 …. LoL yep!!
...but my erections are FANTASTIC!
The “pill bottle” is a film canister 😂
people may not know what those are any more as less and less film is commonly used. I grew up with the things and they had so many other uses as a small container they were great
@@gkprivate433 I can honestly say it held my weed
@@christineferreira2181 LMAO I got lucky and grew up back when film still was a thing (or maybe it's just my dad who's still used it) I brought some mates along on a hike last year while taking pics and they asked me about what those plastic containers were, one of them is still using the one I gave him as his weed stash...
Film container? You mean like a thumb drive? Who uses those any more?
@@christineferreira2181 Pro tip for film canister weed/drug storage. If you take a dasani bottle cap it fits perfectly in the canister and theres only one way to get it out. I watched a cop cut themselves with their own knife trying to get it open. They then threatened to charge me without assaulting an officer i replied "I mean, you can try but I am currently in handcuffs and on the other side of the room sitting down and my house guests are chilling here too." They dropped that fast. I told them there wasnt anything in it and idk where they even found it, i did direct them to my Nikon sitting on the table as I was a film student. They \didnt find my weed and pills so they simply left, cop was bleeding pretty bad, f that hoe.
So the way you open it...you literally squeeze it and the bottle cap pops right out with a satisfying sound. Cops are stupid lmao
“Hail satan” that got me lol
Sometimes I wake up driving a stolen car. 🤣
"I wasn't leaving." 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂So casually too
@@faku2534 🤣🤣🤣🤣